tankdrop24
Tread First into Hell
- Location
- The Center of the Universe: Toronto, Canada
- Pronouns
- He/Him
How do you know that rock ain't feelin our claws in in as we climb up it, eh?
Reach Da Stars Through Hurtin' Stuff - Ork "Civilisation" Quest
- Thread starter EarthScorpion
- Start date
Orks is stuff. Therefore, if we hurtz each other, we getz der! And calling hurtz, so big rock hurtz more!
But even better, the mushrooms. Caz first you urting de shrooms. Den you get de visions and hurtz them. Then you wake up and you urtz!
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[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
Jonen C
F.M.D.G.
- Location
- Lincopense, Ostrogothia, Suecia
One: Rocks don' fight back, so iz not a propa scrap.
And B: Funky shroomies is for muckin' about, getz back to foightin'!
I iz an intellektuork, I iz: See, weze the firstest hereabouts, so we take the swamp and get real good at foighting, and weze eatz real goods, so we getz to be dead 'ard.
And when other boyz show up and set up at Big Toof and Shroomglade, we beats them up and take their stuff and take charge!
And B: Funky shroomies is for muckin' about, getz back to foightin'!
I iz an intellektuork, I iz: See, weze the firstest hereabouts, so we take the swamp and get real good at foighting, and weze eatz real goods, so we getz to be dead 'ard.
And when other boyz show up and set up at Big Toof and Shroomglade, we beats them up and take their stuff and take charge!
[x] The Really Big Rock Wot Looks Like A Toof
Oi Mah Head Hurtz from tryin' ta make a decishun (sorry if I suck at Orky speak never really tried it before).
Omegahugger
Inattentive Idiot
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
- Location
- in the trash
The question here is, can we move the really big rock wot looks like a toof? Or perhaps, could we build our own bigger, badder, better toof shaped rock?
[X] The Glade Where There's Blue Fungus That Gives Visions
Sir LagsAlot
Yandere Dice Magnet
- Location
- In the fridge
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
- Pronouns
- he
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
notanautomaton
I've got 99 quests, I've finished one
I really don't know what to vote for. The fungus and high Orks is inherently hilarious, but I can't help but think that if we go into the swamp then our Orks will immediately develop Cajun accents. Which is also hilarious.
- Location
- Great Khanate of Scotland
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Oh wow, not only is this a great idea for a Quest it also has a pitch-perfect tone. I'm in!
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
"If you ain't fightin, you iz muckin about!"
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
"If you ain't fightin, you iz muckin about!"
- Location
- The sixth circle of Hell (second on weekends)
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Consider that the fungus gives us visions and strange knowledge, which may open the possibility for Ork Cassandra, oo keepz tellin' gitz wot's gunna 'appen but always gets krumped insted ov any git lis'nin, or possibly Ork Luna Lovegood, oo'z dat weirdo oo keepz goin' on about nargles an' stuff wot yer can't even eat or fite.
Cetashwayo
Lord of Ten Thousand Years
- Location
- Across the Horizon
[X] The Polluted Swamp Where There Are Mutant Monsters
Well, vote closed, and it looks like the orks have decided that the best place to live is a horrifically polluted swamp full of mutant monsters.