[x] Talk
-[x] Bitch Rider out for not keeping her hound on a tighter leash. Maybe you'll get a few extra seconds for sheer audacity.
 
[X] Talk
-[X] Try to bluff? ...Nope, can't think of anythin- "Holy shit, you could grind cheese on those abs."
-[X] I just said that out loud, didn't I. :oops:

Nothing could go wrong. Cú Alter isn't in the same X-treme Shredded category as Iskandar or Leonidas, but he's still fairly ripped and has a lot of torso on display.
 
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[X] Talk
-[X] Try to bluff? ...Nope, can't think of anythin- "Holy shit, you could grind cheese on those abs."
-[X] I just said that out loud, didn't I. :oops:
 
[X] Talk
-[X] Try to bluff? ...Nope, can't think of anythin- "Holy shit, you could grind cheese on those abs."
-[X] I just said that out loud, didn't I. :oops:

You know what, I'm changing my vote to this. This looks hilarious.
 
[X] Talk
-[X] Try to bluff? ...Nope, can't think of anythin- "Holy shit, you could grind cheese on those abs."
-[X] I just said that out loud, didn't I. :oops:



Brie tried to roll protection against THIRST!
Protection roll failed!
Brie is now wantonly thirsting on Cu Alter!

Brie tried to roll a stealth check!
Stealth check failed!
Medb has noticed!
 
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[X] Talk
-[X] Try to bluff? ...Nope, can't think of anythin- "Holy shit, you could grind cheese on those abs."
-[X] I just said that out loud, didn't I. :oops:
 
So all of us want to mention cheese in front of Medb? When she just basically sicked Cu Alter on us?

Damn we are ready for the pain train, also this dream cycle is really damn off..... going into the Grand Order???

Things REALLY aren't as they seem, and heck, this 'Dream Cycle' could just be us somehow being sent real time into the Grand Order.

And since we can actually interact with Cu Alter and Medb, methinks that there is really more to this Grail War than it seems.... we could possibly be aiding Chaldea in our ventures.
 
This can only end in pain

Glorious, hilarious, pain

[X] Talk
-[X] Try to bluff? ...Nope, can't think of anythin- "Holy shit, you could grind cheese on those abs."
-[X] I just said that out loud, didn't I. :oops:
 
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Adhoc vote count started by AnonymousRabbit on Dec 16, 2019 at 7:26 AM, finished with 31 posts and 17 votes.
 
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"OLGA MARIE!" Assassin screamed behind her as she moved to get her Master out of the way.

The enemy Master could only watch as the spiral rainbow flash thundered towards her, "So... Beautiful."

I feel bad for Olga here.

She always got the short end of the stick.

I guess I can understand since Brie is actually a doll than she won't care for the lives that she takes away that much.

She's barely even human after all.

However as his wife to be it's also in my interest that he is not put under unnecessary risk, girl," Luvia continued with a huff, "As such if you do not bring anything of note then this alliance must be dissolved quickly before it could form."

"Miss Luvia, I'm engaged to Tohsaka not you. Secondly, that's a bit much don't you think?" Emiya said with a frown.

I can't believe those words gave me disappointment.

I was really excited at first because I thought this Shirou is the one who ended up with Luvia instead with the usual FSN main heroines.

Luvia also gets the short end of the stick despite having potential to be best girl.

She's one of those Ojou-sama characters with an amusing laugh.

got in front of you while looking at the sheer size of the abomination before you. It smelled like death and disease before its tail smacked an arrow out of the air.

The woman smirked as she crossed her arms. She wore a dark set of robes and a jeweled white shawl. Her long flowing hair was split into black and white as stitches marred her otherwise beautiful visage.

Huh?

I don't recognize this servant.

I check all existing servants in the franchise and not one matched her description.

Is she an OC then?
 
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Standing before the monstrous form of Ireland's greatest Hero, you found your body locked up in fear. You could only stare as he moved past Rider waiting happily for him to come back while he kept his eyes on you. He could see you. Your eyes darted between him and his brutal spear and felt a chill run down your spine.

Death awaited you. You wouldn't even have time to think. You wouldn't even have time to blink. He was coming close and there was close to nothing you could do about it. It was the sort of primal fear that would have driven person insane.

You were scared. So scared that as his shadow loomed over you, you wanted to fall down and cry. Words died in your throat as the monstrous man stood before you, his indifferent gaze staring at you as if you were no better than a bug he saw.

Tears began to fill your eyes as your entire body screamed for you to move. Your survival instincts flaring for you to get away. But above all else why wasn't it activating...

Why wasn't the program inside you activating to get away from this spot now? Why wasn't your emotions being muted, why weren't you utilizing this body to escape with your life. Terror filled every fiber of your body as Cu Chulainn in his most twisted form lowered himself to look at you.

Shutting your eyes, tears slid down your cheeks. You could feel his hot breath hit your face before you slowly opened your eyes. He was looking straight into your soul.

"Ri... Rider..." You whimpered before Cu Chulainn lunged.

His crimson spear went past your head and stabbed into the ground. Blood left your face as you felt like you were going to have a stroke. You felt light headed...

"Tch," Cu Chulainn clicked his tongue in annoyance.

"Well? Did you get it, Cu-chan?" Medb asked as she trotted to her beloved's side.

"It's a familiar. Must be Chaldea's Caster," Cu Chulainn replied before turning away, "Deal with them."

"Aww. But I want to stay here with you!" Medb purred as she latched on to the monster's arm, "We don't normally get to be alone like this!"

"Whatever," The monster said as you stood rooted in the spot.

You stared at them before you reached out, "Rider... Ri-!"


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....
...

"Rider!" You cried out as you jerked awake.

"What?! Why?!" Medb jumped as she looked around in a panic.

It was morning and you were lying on one of the guest rooms of the Church. Tucked underneath your blanket, you were sweating hard as you shot up abruptly. The sudden movement messed with your blood flow and made you dizzy.

Rider was beside you in the same panicked state as you were before she calmed down with a glare. She grit her teeth and growled, "What the hell are you yelling about in this morning?!"

It was her. It was your Rider.

Medb stared at you with an uncertain look before her eyes widened, "H-Hey, I didn't mean to yell! Don't cry!"

You started sniffling as hot tears slid down your cheeks before Medb started panicking some more. She got up to look for some tissues as you hiccuped while looking at her.

"Shh, shh! Shut up, Ruler's going to kill me if I made you cry!" Medb said as she tried to look through the drawers.

BANG

"I heard yelling!" Ruler said as she kicked down your door. Her eyes fell on you, "Miss Brie?"

Medb paled whiter than a sheet of paper. Ruler walked to your bedside and placed a hand on your shoulder. She took a handkerchief from her pocket and offered it to you.

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[] Get up and hug Rider. Don't let go. It was scary.
[] Take Ruler's handkerchief and thank her. It's just a nightmare.
[] Shake it off. It's just a... Bad dream. You'll be fine. They don't need to worry.
 
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[X] Get up and hug Rider. Don't let go. It was scary.

Rider freaking out and not knowing what to do is hilarious and adorable.
 
I feel like this entire quest was based off the Become The Queen comic that features Medb. Was that already confirmed.

[X] Get up and hug Rider. Don't let go. It was scary.
 
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[X] Shake it off. It's just a... Bad dream. You'll be fine. They don't need to worry.

"Back in the box with you! And repreeeess... this is healthyyyy! Good... now - LAUGH! Yes! This is the sound that Joy makes!"
 
We have an entire boy?
Fixed!
I feel like this entire quest was based off the Become The Queen comic that features Medb. Was that already confirmed.
I did see that. It was great. I think a comment there was what would happen if Medb was in a classic bare knuckle Grail War. And well here we are.
Back in the box with you! And repreeeess... this is healthyyyy! Good... now - LAUGH! Yes! This is the sound that Joy makes
Is this Madness Enhancement?


I might not be able to talk much. Busy farming. Sorry guys.
 
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