Oh, I love speculation. Speculate on almost anything! Like what Class you guys will want to be.
Hmm.
I'm going to assume that we'll end up having the 14 be the Con (with +2 bringing it to 16) and the 15 with whatever we get the +1 in, as our primary stat.
So that gives us:
16 Con
16 Primary Stat
13
11
8
8
We probably don't want to go for the classes that require more of a spread of points (Paladin, Ranger, Monk)
If we go with the mimic one, and I'm right that it's Charisma, we can go with Bard (little direct experience, but I think we'd be fine points-wise), Sorcerer, or Warlock. We should be able to do well enough in any of those, stats wise, though I think people want to go Bard for the memes? The meme often wins.
If we go with the magic one, and I'm right that it gives Int, we'd go Wizard. (We could also go Mystic, but I don't think any of us wants to deal with the headache that would be. I guess we could do Artificer, but I'm not sure how well-balanced it is. Eldritch Knight and Arcane Trickster are theoretically options, but run into the lack of ability points issue)
If it's Wisdom, then there is either Druid or Cleric. Druid is the one least dependent on stats, assuming we use wildshape often. If we went cleric, I can't even speculate what god we would worship.