And the luck keeps coming and the Madara keeps coming and they don't stop coming. Its not even good luck. Its just weird luck, the sort of shit you get in Venture Brothers.

At this point we just need to lash enough chaos butterflies together to draw our chariot into the sky.
Yeah... Chaos theory is very much a real thing.
I won't say 'out of character' because the Danzo we know is the product of three wars, two of which didn't happen. What canon gave us was a man who could not accept the very idea that people could work for a common interest without blind loyalty, that loyalty could be anything but blind, and that mankind must be treated as a Hobbesian beast: Held at bay with a stick in one hand led by a Pavlovian bell held in the other.

There is still a lot of that there, but he seems to be taking the lesson that sometimes you just have to play the ball where it lies. Sometimes you don't have to be the hard man making the hard choice. Sometimes just working with people just works out. Sometimes you let people be people rather than turn them into empty, worthless machines.

He is still a hard man, paranoid and ruthless, but at least he doesn't seem actually eager to say 'it was the only way' followed by making things worse for everybody forever.
And Danzo has students that he at least... respects for their potential. And maybe their actions have made him a little... softer then his canon counterpart.
 
posting a tally

Edit: There are peoples votes who will not be counted for not voting in plan format
Adhoc vote count started by Magoose on Feb 26, 2019 at 12:06 PM, finished with 46 posts and 24 votes.

  • [X] Plan Relax and Explore
    -[X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team and every female member of the party is going there to get cleaned up. You might as well hop onto the bandwagon
    -[X]A Family Gathering: Orochimaru bought some Dango… it would be a shame for him to eat it all alone.
    -[X]A Monument of Stone: So that's the famous Monument of Stone? And whos the old man standing there?
    [X]A Family Gathering: Orochimaru bought some Dango… it would be a shame for him to eat it all alone.
    [X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team and every female member of the party is going there to get cleaned up. You might as well hop onto the bandwagon
    [x] Plan Bandwagon
    -[X]Let the Beast Out: Time to let Kagami out on a stroll. It's not against any laws now, so you can't be punished.
    -[X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team and every female member of the party is going there to get cleaned up. You might as well hop onto the bandwagon
    -[X]Hell for Danzo: It is time to Tease Danzo and Mordred.
    [X]A Monument of Stone: So that's the famous Monument of Stone? And whos the old man standing there?
    [X] Plan Freedom and Bordem
    -[X]The Hokage's Bodyguard: It seems the Hokage needs someone else to join him and Ren at the diplomatic meeting. And none of the other Genin want to join him.
    -[X]Let the Beast Out: Time to let Kagami out on a stroll. It's not against any laws now, so you can't be punished.
    -[X]Fly Away: You're going to summon a Hawk and get a lay of the land, maybe you can find out where you are going to be spending your chunin exam at.
    [X]Hell for Danzo: It is time to Tease Danzo and Mordred.
    [X] Plan: Recon and Relaxation
    -[X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team is going there to get cleaned up. It seems Mikasa is also going there to clean up too.
    -[X]Hell for Danzo: It is time to Tease Danzo and Mordred.
    -[X]Fly Away: You're going to summon a Hawk and get a lay of the land, maybe you can find out where you are going to be spending your chunin exam at.
    [X] Plan Tourist and Trolling
    -[X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team and every female member of the party is going there to get cleaned up. You might as well hop onto the bandwagon
    -[X]Hell for Danzo: It is time to Tease Danzo and Mordred.[X]A Monument of Stone: So that's the famous Monument of Stone? And whos the old man standing there?
    -[X]A Monument of Stone: So that's the famous Monument of Stone? And whos the old man standing there?
    [X]Let the Beast Out: Time to let Kagami out on a stroll. It's not against any laws now, so you can't be punished.
    [X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team is going there to get cleaned up. It seems Mikasa is also going there to clean up too.
    [X]Fly Away: You're going to summon a Hawk and get a lay of the land, maybe you can find out where you are going to be spending your chunin exam at.
    [X]Plan: If Hell for Danzo Backfires we riot.
    -[X]Let the Beast Out: Time to let Kagami out on a stroll. It's not against any laws now, so you can't be punished.
    -[X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team and every female member of the party is going there to get cleaned up. You might as well hop onto the bandwagon
    -[X]Hell for Danzo: It is time to Tease Danzo and Mordred.
    [X] Plan Parks & Recreation
    -[X]Let the Beast Out: Time to let Kagami out on a stroll. It's not against any laws now, so you can't be punished.
    -[X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team and every female member of the party is going there to get cleaned up. You might as well hop onto the bandwagon
    -[X]A Family Gathering: Orochimaru bought some Dango… it would be a shame for him to eat it all alone.
    [X] Plan: Laugh and Run Away
    -[X]Hell for Danzo: It is time to Tease Danzo and Mordred.
    -[X]Let the Beast Out: Time to let Kagami out on a stroll. It's not against any laws now, so you can't be punished.
    -[X]A Monument of Stone: So that's the famous Monument of Stone? And whos the old man standing there?
 
And Danzo has students that he at least... respects for their potential. And maybe their actions have made him a little... softer then his canon counterpart.
More polished more than soft. Fewer jagged edges prone to catching on things. Losing his previous set of tools (Root) forced him to take up another set that he was unfamiliar and uncomfortable with but which is just working better. And as long as his new tools keep working, he'll forgive (but not forget) their strangeness.

He sure as hell didn't expect his toolset to spontaneously reform the Village's healthcare system. He probably thought our getting involved there would be a good way to innoculate us against the cruelties of the shinobi lifestyle while picking up a few decent life skills. He probably had a spittake when he heard the extent of what we did and that the Hokage was backing this all the way into a national reform.

"I have no idea where this is going but I'm enjoying the trip."
 
More polished more than soft. Fewer jagged edges prone to catching on things. Losing his previous set of tools (Root) forced him to take up another set that he was unfamiliar and uncomfortable with but which is just working better. And as long as his new tools keep working, he'll forgive (but not forget) their strangeness.

He sure as hell didn't expect his toolset to spontaneously reform the Village's healthcare system. He probably thought our getting involved there would be a good way to innoculate us against the cruelties of the shinobi lifestyle while picking up a few decent life skills. He probably had a spittake when he heard the extent of what we did and that the Hokage was backing this all the way into a national reform.

"I have no idea where this is going but I'm enjoying the trip."
Oh Danzo is going to be enjoying this trip, especially if his team goes all the way to the finals.

And oh do I have a few tests for you to pass during the exams.... let me put it this way... if you pass the second test I will be amazed.
 
Oh Danzo is going to be enjoying this trip, especially if his team goes all the way to the finals.

And oh do I have a few tests for you to pass during the exams.... let me put it this way... if you pass the second test I will be amazed.

It requires super high consistent rolls doesn't it. Darn it, we have to pray to the dice gods again
 
Before The Chunin Exams: Having Fun
Before The Chunin Exams: Having Fun

-[X]A Hot Bath: There's a bathhouse, and your team and every female member of the party is going there to get cleaned up. You might as well hop onto the bandwagon Rolled: 1D100 => 96

You made sure the bathrobe was securely tied as you entered the women's side of the bathhouse. Every one of your compatriots was there, and they were all relaxing in the water.

"You know, it's times like this that I miss having a body… That water looks so nice." Aka stated.

You did not really think too much on Aka's predicament, and with the no Jutsu edict by the Hokage preventing you from making any genjutsu besides the one allowing you to speak, it would be difficult to rectify that.

'Yeah. I'll try and get you into a bath with a shadow clone.' You replied back.

As you walked into the water, it felt so warm. You felt every fear and anxiety melt away.

"I told you Ayako would enjoy it." Tsunade stated.

Nanako laughed. "Everyone is enjoying it. Hot baths are easily the god's gift to mankind."

You looked up at Mikasa, who was looking at the wall. Her face then morphed into anger, before she threw a Kunai at the wall.

Now before you could ask yourself how Mikasa smuggled a kunai into the bath, you saw Jiraiya, Ren, and Yoshi on the women's side of the wall.

Holy shit… You looked at the glares from your fellow compatriots and saw the murderous intent leaking off their bodies.

You were inclined to join them in their murderous intent, but the water felt so good. You think you will stay in it and let the others deal with the morons.

"KILL THE PERVERTS!" Tsunade screamed as the Kunoichi of Konoha charged the idiots who disturbed them.

How the three idiots survived, you'll never know.

But what you did know was this.

Hot baths were godly. And maybe you should head to the ones back home to Konoha.

Reward: You enjoy a nice hot bath. +10 to Genjutsu rolls during the Chunin Exams. If you use the *Forbidden Hawk Genjutsu* All allies gain a +50 to sanity rolls.

-[X]A Family Gathering: Orochimaru bought some Dango… it would be a shame for him to eat it all alone. Rolled: 1D100 => 94

Orochimaru was surprised when you came up to him and sat down next to him. "Hey, Oro."

Orochimaru handed over a Dango. "So… here we are? Iwa for the Chunin Exams."

You took it and looked at it. "Yeah."

He looked out at the valley below, with some farmers working the fields. "To think, a few years ago, we were kidnapped…" His laugh was something you did not expect. "And now, we're alive, ninja of our home and some of the strongest genin the village has produced."

"What are you getting at?" You asked.

"I think I finally understand what the Will of Fire." He said proudly.

Oh… "What do you mean?" You asked.

"It states that the entire village is like a large family unit and every Konoha shinobi with the Will of Fire loves, believes, cherishes, and fights to protect the village, as previous generations had done before them," Orochimaru stated.

He paused and looked up at the sky. "Ayako… do you believe that people have dark sides… that we are just one bad thing away from going down and becoming the monsters we fear."

"Yes…" You knew that from Aka, from Kagami. You needed to remain in control, to be kind... to be yourself, otherwise, you would be eaten by Kagami, and then it would be over.

Orochimaru looked at you and stood up. "When I lost my parents, I was teetering on the edge of becoming that monster. For a long time, I thought I overcame it through my own power… But now that I think about it, I had you, and all of our friends. And I don't think I would have got through it without you."

He gave you a hug. "I know you always hear it from me… but thank you Ayako. Thank you for being my friend. And thank you for accepting me into your life."

Reward: If Orochimaru is fighting with you, you gain a +50 to combat rolls. Orochimaru cannot go insane from *Forbidden Hawk Genjutsu*, due to him being able to only see you in the illusion.

Orochimaru gains trait: Inheritor of the Will Of Fire: You are an inheritor of the Will of Fire, that the entire village is like a large family unit and every Konoha shinobi with the Will of Fire loves, believes, cherishes, and fights to protect the village, as previous generations had done before them. While many do not believe in it as strongly as you do. you hold this view closely with all your heart. (When the village is in a defensive war, gain a +50 to all rolls, when a friend is under attack by an enemy, you gain a +30 to all rolls. When someone you consider family, a friend, lover, or confidant is in life-threatening danger, Roll to sacrifice yourself to save them.)

-[X]A Monument of Stone: So that's the famous Monument of Stone? And whos the old man standing there? Rolled:1D100 => 98

The Man at the monument was covered in Bandages, His face what little you could see, was old and wrinkled.

The old man looked at you and then at your headband. "Ah… a tourist?" He stated.

You walked forward and examined the monument. There was a pillar with a stone, surrounded by a pond full of other stones.

You waved and gave a polite smile. "You can't talk?" He questioned.

You cast a genjutsu. "Not in the normal sense." You replied.

The man narrowed his eyes for a moment before he understood where it was coming from. "Ah, an auditory genjutsu… Interesting."

You walked over to the pillar and saw that the man crouched down. "Do you know the Will of Stone?" He asked.

"No… But it must be like the Will of Fire in a way." You guessed.

That made the man look confused. "The rock in the pedestal means nothing, it could be thrown out and replaced and no one will know the difference. Do you know why?"

You looked down at the pond and replied. "Because all the stones here are the same?"

The man laughed. "Yes… all the ninja in Iwa are the same. We follow orders, we fight with each other… and we die in the end. We accept that we are mortal, our time fleeting and that we are replaceable when our time comes." The man stated.

You crocked your head. "That may not be the same thing as the Will of Fire but it's really close."

"I know what the Will of Fire is girl." The man stated, his voice rising.

"You say that the ninja are all the same… so that means their part of the family that is Iwa?" you replied.

That made the man raise an eyebrow. "Uh… in a sense, yes. Though I wouldn't use the word family."

That made you give a small smile. "Maybe… but sometimes you need to look past different words that are used and look at the full message and what it means."

The man scratched his chin. "Perhaps." He then looked at a group of children walking forward. "I suggest you leave young one… foreign nin are frowned upon here."
Diplomacy Roll: 99
You agreed, and you disappeared in a burst of wind and leaves.
"So… you propose an alliance… Why?" The Hokage asked.
That man was nice.
"Let's just say I looked for the similarities of our efforts, rather than our differences."
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You looked at the Message that was left at the hotel room again. You think it was a riddle, but you were not sure.

To reach the exam's beginning, look to the Sun Rise

Then the ground, where the Stream flows.

And find the House of Wisdom, In the Depths below.

You have until Sundown. If you do not find it then, you will not be allowed to continue in the Exams
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"Well, Ayako?" Tsunade stated. "I have no idea what that says."

"I'm stumped too?" Nanako stated. "And we can't go asking for Sensei's help without getting disqualified."

Dammit.

Where do you go:

[]Head to the Library: It's on the East side of town… that might be the House of Wisdom.

[]Head To the Monument of Stone: There is a stream leading out of the Pond… it might lead to the House of Wisdom

[]A Cave: Well, it did say the Depths below… maybe there's an underwater stream. The only thing about it that is wrong about it is that it's in the west, not the east.

[]Into the Sewers: Are those scratch marks… why would there be scratch marks on the street… unless someone wants you to find the marks.

AN: Enjoy.
 
[X]Into the Sewers: Are those scratch marks… why would there be scratch marks on the street… unless someone wants you to find the marks.
 
Well sun rise makes me thinks it's tothe east, then down. So maybe it is the sewers.

And the house of wisdom is in the depths below, so probably not the library.
 
[X]Into the Sewers: Are those scratch marks… why would there be scratch marks on the street… unless someone wants you to find the marks.

Hmm, Scratch marks means something lets go.
 
So... are we going to ignore the fact that Orochimaru now carries the Will of Fire? He will truely surpass canon Orochimaru if we can help him as much as possible, and we now probably prevented the canon death of Hiruzen.

...Yay us!!

P.S. What was the invisible text? What was the reward for the 98 roll?
 
So... are we going to ignore the fact that Orochimaru now carries the Will of Fire? He will truely surpass canon Orochimaru if we can help him as much as possible, and we now probably prevented the canon death of Hiruzen.

...Yay us!!

P.S. What was the invisible text? What was the reward for the 98 roll?

I'm guessing that one is gonna be mentioned later on, maybe after the Chuunin exam

invixsitext: Diplomacy roll: 99
 
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[X]Into the Sewers: Are those scratch marks… why would there be scratch marks on the street… unless someone wants you to find the marks.

The riddle is pretty vague and each option can be the correct one in a way of logic... so let's throw logic right out of the window and bet on the sewers!:p
 
[X]Head to the Library: It's on the East side of town… that might be the House of Wisdom.

And huh, Oro gained the Will of Fire. Nice.
 
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[X]Into the Sewers: Are those scratch marks… why would there be scratch marks on the street… unless someone wants you to find the marks.
 
The rolls were great. Talking is a super power in Naruto.


As for the Riddle, let's break it down

To reach the exam's beginning, look to the Sun Rise

We either look to the east, or something else that is considered the "sun" and that can be considered to "rise"

Then the ground, where the Stream flows.

From that position we also look at the ground for a stream that flows. Pretty sure there's no other interpretation for that.

And find the House of Wisdom, In the Depths below.

At that point we should be able to either see the house of wisdom in the ground, or we're at it.



Alternatively, we have to go east, find a river and follow it (likely downstream) to the start of the exam.

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We can either try to solve this on our own, or just use the power of friendship to see if anyone actually bothered to scout around and thus has an idea of where to go.

Unfortunately, that's not an option for some reason here
 
[X]Into the Sewers: Are those scratch marks… why would there be scratch marks on the street… unless someone wants you to find the marks.

ok no driving innocent rock ninja insane with our genjutsu...

:(

but hey that means KUMO AND KIRI ARE ON THE MENU BOYS/GIRLS!!! and oh, don't forget about Suna...sand...I hate, it gets everywhere.
 
Iwa philosophy is only unhealthy in extremes, and specifically the wrong extremes. There is nothing wrong with counting yourself as a member of a grand procession, holding your banner for those who came before and those who will come after. And you can say no one rock matters but you can also say that every rock matters.

Certainly no worse than Konoha's extremes: Willingness to sacrifice should not equal eagerness to sacrifice, nor should one become a monster even in the name of what one loves.
We can either try to solve this on our own, or just use the power of friendship to see if anyone actually bothered to scout around and thus has an idea of where to go.

Unfortunately, that's not an option for some reason here
Write ins may well be an option. I'm not sure if applies here but often authors don't specifically list it as a checkboxable option.

A mix of cooperation and spying would probably be due, though we shouldn't hinge on that. We really need to work on a sensor ability in the future.

Iwa takes advantage of having so many natural earth-natured shinobi and has a very conservative mindset so I imagine they would have all order of things down there. We could even be talking about a mausoleum (where all the hard lessons were taught) or bullshit like one of the nine beast temples the Sage set up. Stream could be talking about aquifer water or something more abstract, something else moving. Its hard to say.

Hell, it could even be sabotage. A false plant. Who knows.

I just got through a twelve hour shift doing inventory at my workplace, and have enough diphenhydramine in me to bring down a bull elephant, so I'm not going to be able to properly lay out the possibilities.
 
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