[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Is that rectangular device a television? You've never used one before…
-[X] Oh dear it's broken. Uhh... What would Margaret do?

Lev continues to try to be srs, fails miserably, Caroline comes out, Lev pouts.
 
[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Is that rectangular device a television? You've never used one before…
-[X] Oh dear it's broken. Uhh... What would Margaret do?
 
Current vote tally:
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[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Fully investigate Mami's home? This is the first time you've been inside a human's living space, after all.
No. of votes: 4
SleepMode, Prospalz, Varano, OSRFanatic0

[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Is that rectangular device a television? You've never used one before...
No. of votes: 11
WeylandSmith, kichithewolf, Emanyzal, Killer Hamster, shanagan, wingstrike96, Nordik, Dhiker, nekcihc, SeekerofDreams, veekie

[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] See what Mami is doing? She left fairly quickly...
No. of votes: 1
Johnnyboy306

[X] Subtly equip the persona Chi You. Now immune to psychic attacks, you'll be free to ignore the creature in peace...
-[x] Fully investigate Mami's home? This is the first time you've been inside a human's living space, after all.
No. of votes: 1
NitroFumetsu

[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Is that rectangular device a television? You've never used one before...
-[X] Oh dear it's broken. Uhh... What would Margaret do?
No. of votes: 2
Karnewarrior, Green[734]

Votes are not closed. You guys are seriously committed to giving Kyubey the cold shoulder, huh?
 
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[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Is that rectangular device a television? You've never used one before…
-[X] Oh dear it's broken. Uhh... What would Margaret do?
 
Vote tally:
##### 3.21
[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Fully investigate Mami's home? This is the first time you've been inside a human's living space, after all.
No. of votes: 4
SleepMode, Prospalz, Varano, OSRFanatic0

[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Is that rectangular device a television? You've never used one before...
No. of votes: 10
WeylandSmith, kichithewolf, Emanyzal, Killer Hamster, wingstrike96, Nordik, Dhiker, nekcihc, SeekerofDreams, veekie

[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] See what Mami is doing? She left fairly quickly...
No. of votes: 2
ComissarPancakes, Johnnyboy306

[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Is that rectangular device a television? You've never used one before...
-[X] Oh dear it's broken. Uhh... What would Margaret do?
No. of votes: 1
shanagan

[X] Subtly equip the persona Chi You. Now immune to psychic attacks, you'll be free to ignore the creature in peace...
-[x] Fully investigate Mami's home? This is the first time you've been inside a human's living space, after all.
No. of votes: 1
NitroFumetsu

[X] Disregard it. Its impolite behavior has earned it no favors from you.
-[X] Is that rectangular device a television? You've never used one before...
-[X] Oh dear it's broken. Uhh... What would Margaret do?
No. of votes: 3
Karnewarrior, Green[734], TurtleDucks

Votes are closed.
 
Flourishing Distrust
You pause, halting your anger at the white animal for the moment. Whatever it wants from you, it clearly lacks the psychic prowess to force its way into your mind. In addition, you have no clue what the consequences of letting it pass through your carefully-constructed barriers would be.

Thus, you dismiss its presence for now. As you turn away from the creature, you spot from the corner of your vision an item you had heard ample things about in your lessons.
Don't be silly, Mami. I'm the only one who can contract magical girls.
You carefully stand up and walk over, examining the large rectangular electronic device that occupies most of the wall from which it hangs on. Margaret had told you much of the television's role in modern human society, how it managed to successfully connect the ever-changing and in-flux human world in a way that had never been possible before. You could barely fathom such concepts, back in the day.
Besides, she's not a magical girl.
The black screen denies you its secrets as you ponder on a way to activate it. Poking it does nothing, and neither does clapping for it to show itself.
Of course not. She doesn't even have a soul gem!
Fuming at the impertinent device, you are startled by the enormous display turning itself on, sudden light being blasted at your eyes as you quickly step away. You turn to see the tiny animal perched on the small table between the sofa and you, one of its paws stepping on a hand-sized black gadget with a myriad of symbols upon its surface.

It scampers off as you walk over, and you delicately pick up the contraption. You scrutinize it, the unfamiliar signs drawn on its many buttons a challenging enigma for your ignorant self.

Of course, you conclude after a few seconds. It was so evidently clear.

You are about to press the big red button at the top, when a voice interrupts you.

"--Police have cordoned off the area of the impact zone, and have issued a statement requesting citizens remain calm--"

Images flash through the screen, and you manage to recognize the immense building from where you arrived into this world. A human in a suit continues rattling on about some incident you don't care about, and you gasp faintly in surprise as a fairly realistic drawing of you is shown prominently on the screen.

"Multiple witnesses claim a small white-haired girl dressed in blue, who could be no older than ten, walked out of the newly-made crater completely unharmed. Authorities are investigating, but this appears to be a case of mass hysteria, as no physical or recorded evidence could be found--"

Are the humans alerting others of your presence? You don't sense any hostility from the announcer, but you also know their actions are a substantial mystery to you. Quite the dilemma.

"Lavenza?" You turn to see Mami on a different outfit, this one being more simple and casual than her previous one. "Could I speak with you for a minute?"

Her terse expression makes you do a double take, flashing back to your first encounter with her from earlier in the day. Her arms and body are stiff, and while her speech is perfectly polite and civil, you can feel the tension in the air.

Something is obviously wrong.

Almost hesitantly, she starts speaking. "Have you… ever met Kyubey?" She asks, leaving briefly you confused before she gestures at the creature sitting on the sofa. Ah. So it does have a name. "Because he just told me he's never seen you before."

...You didn't know it could speak.

She crosses her arms, clearly uncomfortable with her words. "Then, I thought perhaps someone else had given you your wish, and he proceeded to enlighten me, telling me he is the only one capable of doing that."

"After that, he told me something more interesting. You aren't a magical girl." She purses her lips; upset by actions you couldn't have predicted. "Now, you appear to be a kind and pleasant girl, and I don't want to assume or guess any longer, so I believe I deserve some kind of explanation."

Kyubey stands between the both of you, tail swishing in rapt attention.

What do you do?

[] Write-In.

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I have no idea how you guys want this to play out, so I think a Write-In is best for now.

This was inevitable, btw. Kyubey just expatiated the process, as he often does whenever he's involved in something.
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Resides over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "Although a more understandable way to say it would be that I am one who aids and watches over Humanity."
--[X] "After aiding a hero to complete his journey, I too have begun my own."

Figure I'd give a stab at it.
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "We give people what they need to deal with encroachments from the collective unconsciousness upon humanity."
--[X] "Currently however, I am on vacation."
 
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[x]I'm not a magical girl, you're correct. My supernatural capabilities are connected more to... Jung called it the collective unconsciousness. I'm currently on vacation but I work for a group that helps people deal with incidents from... that territory. The last incident was a particularly bad one and I'm still out of sorts.
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Resides over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "Although a more understandable way to say it would be that I am one who aids and watches over Humanity."
--[X] "After aiding a hero to complete his journey, I too have begun my own."
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Resides over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "Although a more understandable way to say it would be that I am one who aids and watches over Humanity."
--[X] "After aiding a hero to complete his journey, I too have begun my own."

Honest, informative of personality...while telling very little without prior context huh?
 
That says a lot and nothing at the same time. We should give her something to work with.

[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "We give people what they need to deal with encroachments from the Jungian collective unconsciousness upon humanity."
--[X] "Currently however, I am on vacation."
 
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[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "We give people what they need to deal with encroachments from the Jungian collective unconsciousness upon humanity."
--[X] "Currently however, I am on vacation."
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "We give people what they need to deal with encroachments from the Jungian collective unconsciousness upon humanity."
--[X] "Currently however, I am on vacation."
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Resides over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "Although a more understandable way to say it would be that I am one who aids and watches over Humanity."
--[X] "After aiding a hero to complete his journey, I too have begun my own."
 
Lavenza doesn't know who Carl Jung is. To her, the Collective Unconscious is a real, tangible force in the universe.

Amended then.

[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "We give people what they need to deal with encroachments from the collective unconsciousness upon humanity."
--[X] "Currently however, I am on vacation."
 
[X] Being vague and mysterious, but not outright untruthful, didn't work. Time to baffle them with bullshit.
-[X] Take a deep breath before releasing it with a shuddering exhale, gazing off into the distance with a faraway, haunted look in your eyes. "... I once ate a muffin of questionable origin. Nothing was ever the same after that."

I kinda just want to keep coming up with different, completely nonsensical backstories every time someone asks us things like this. A multiple choice quiz for our backstory, and all the answers are equally wrong and absurd.:V
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "We give people what they need to deal with encroachments from the collective unconsciousness upon humanity."
--[X] "Currently however, I am on vacation."
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "We give people what they need to deal with encroachments from the collective unconsciousness upon humanity."
--[X] "Currently however, I am on vacation."
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "Although a more understandable way to say it would be that I am one who aids and watches over Humanity."
--[X] "After aiding a hero to complete his journey, I too have begun my own."
 
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[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Resides over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "Although a more understandable way to say it would be that I am one who aids and watches over Humanity."
--[X] "After aiding a hero to complete his journey, I too have begun my own."
 
[X] Give your full introduction. "I am Lavenza, one who Rules over Power, an attendant of the Velvet Room."
-[X] "We give people what they need to deal with encroachments from the collective unconsciousness upon humanity."
--[X] "Currently however, I am on vacation."

I like this one more thanks to the middle line; explicitly starting with "I empower people" is preferable to me.
 
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