[X]Stay: You are going to help Masamune, because that's what your being paid to do.
-[X]Blow some shit up!: You've got a bomb… time to make use of it by bringing this bitch down.


We have high explosives we damn well better use them.
 
[X]Stay: You are going to help Masamune, because that's what your being paid to do.
-[X]The Ninja Way: You are going to kill the Daimyo by way of trickery, subterfuge… and poison… Thankfully Tsunade has some poison on her.
 
[X] Stay
-[X] Game of Death
--[X] Masamune clearly has some idea of a plan, listen to it and see where we can make the most use of our ninja skillsets. Probably by poisoning the Daimyo or genjutsu shenanigans. The goal is to cheat hard enough that Masamune has the highest possible chance of victory.

Make reality our bitch? Alright. How's this? We start by layering genjustus over the place changing up the layout of the building. Familiar halls become buildings from konoha. This will give our ninja an early advantage. Then we start warping areas into locations that don't exist. A jungle temple full of booby-traps, a series of pillars suspended above an endless pit.

Then, when everyone is good and panicked, we start altering universal constants. Spots where gravity is increased 100fold, spots with no gravity, an entire hallway where iron and steel have the consistency of Taffy, rooms that are stuck in a timeloop lasting exactly 3.75 seconds. They want to go up against us? We'll reject their reality and substitute our own.
 
[x]Blow some shit up!: You've got a bomb… time to make use of it by bringing this bitch down.
Wins hands down. Explosions are ART!
 
Speaking of making reality becoming my bitch... I'm doing some rolls.

And you might not like them. At least... not all of them.
 
Make reality our bitch? Alright. How's this? We start by layering genjustus over the place changing up the layout of the building. Familiar halls become buildings from konoha. This will give our ninja an early advantage. Then we start warping areas into locations that don't exist. A jungle temple full of booby-traps, a series of pillars suspended above an endless pit.

Then, when everyone is good and panicked, we start altering universal constants. Spots where gravity is increased 100fold, spots with no gravity, an entire hallway where iron and steel have the consistency of Taffy, rooms that are stuck in a timeloop lasting exactly 3.75 seconds. They want to go up against us? We'll reject their reality and substitute our own.

Make the palace into a ship without a Gellar Field in the middle of the Warp? Sounds dandy
 
Meanwhile with the Other Konoha Teams
Meanwhile with the Other Konoha Teams:

Team Mikasa:1D100 => 75

Their escort mission was a success. Nothing really happened, except that Mikasa opened up to her team. It has done wonders for her mental health.

Reward: Mikasa is beginning to heal. Her team will get a +10 bonus to all rolls. She is ramping up their training.



Team Kagami:1D100 => 15

Kagami Mangekyou Roll:1D100 => 96

Team Survival Roll:1D100 => 88+50(Mangekyou)= 138

It almost went wrong. Kagami was caught in an ambush and his team needed to fight on their own.

They lost, they were bound and captured by the bandits… the two missing-nin who were with them were not in the mission.

They knew exactly what to do to take you down, and capture your team.

And then they hurt them. In front of him, with broken arms and broken legs, they tortured his team, beating them within an inch of their lives. They wanted something from him, but he did not know what.

Kagami prayed to Amaterasu, for a sign, for something to help them.

Then he felt his eyes bleed. "AMATERASU!"

They burned. Corpses burned with black flame.

His team was safe... He cared not for the power that he used to do it.

Reward: Kagami now has Mangekyou. His team is safe but wounded.



Team Hiruzen:1D100 => 84+20(He's the goddamn hokage)=104

Yoshi's Victory:1D100 => 92

It seems the tournament was raided by an unknown force. At the final round. Unfortunately for the attackers, every single contestant, observer and two kage took offence to that childish display and kicked their ass.

Yoshi won, and is extremely smug about it, because he was still the only person standing in the arena, after the fight.

There also may have been some diplomacy going on and Hiruzen pulled some magic out of his hat… because they just signed a nonaggression pact with Konoha.

Iwa, signed a nonaggression pact, with Konoha… One of their mortal enemies.

What has this world come too?

Reward:C-Rank Successful, Yoshi won a tournament. Iwa and Konoha have a tentative non-aggression pact.


Team Sojiro:1D100 => 77

Nothing really happened… I'm serious, Orochimaru's report was a blank sheet of paper. It was that textbook.

Reward: Orochimaru is growing up to be the normal one of the Crusaders if that was even possible.



Team Mako (Mom):1D100 => 8

Team Survival Rolls:1D100 => 14

Traitor Roll:1D100 => 100 (They stole the Forbidden Scroll and ???)

??? Saving throw:1D100 => 95 (Bonus to survival roll)

Sakumo Survival Roll:1D100 => 78+20=98

Kei Survival Roll:1D100 => 11+20=31

Mako Survival Rolls:1D100 => 31+20=51

(Continued in: Leaves in the Storm)

AN: I'll leave it to you to digest this madness. I'm going to work.
 
Reward: Kagami now has Mangekyou. His team is safe but wounded.
Well, at least they're alive. And things will be interesting going forward with that Mangekyou.

Iwa, signed a nonaggression pact, with Konoha… One of their mortal enemies.

What has this world come too?

Reward:C-Rank Successful, Yoshi won a tournament. Iwa and Konoha have a tentative non-aggression pact.
I'm sorry, what? Does anyone else see the butterflies?

Reward: Orochimaru is growing up to be the normal one of the Crusaders if that was even possible.
Glad to see Snakebro is growing up mostly well-adjusted.

Team Mako (Mom):1D100 => 8

Team Survival Rolls:1D100 => 14

Traitor Roll:1D100 => 100 (They stole the Forbidden Scroll and ???)

??? Saving throw:1D100 => 95 (Bonus to survival roll)

Sakumo Survival Roll:1D100 => 78+20=98

Kei Survival Roll:1D100 => 11+20=31

Mako Survival Rolls:1D100 => 31+20=51
Oh dear sweet ninja jesus, those rolls. I think the Hokage and his team stole some luck from Team Mako here.
 
[X] Stay
-[X] Game of Death
--[X] Masamune clearly has some idea of a plan, listen to it and see where we can make the most use of our ninja skillsets. Probably by poisoning the Daimyo or genjutsu shenanigans. The goal is to cheat hard enough that Masamune has the highest possible chance of victory.
 
Non canon omake: The Song of the Grass Cutter by Cyberphilosiphor
The Song of the Grass Cutter.
(??? POV)

He found the damn thing on a battlefield the month after he was reborn. It didn't look like much, a stupid looking blade with a man in fancy armor next to it that he killed in a mutual strike.

He got up later that knight looted the valuables, took the sword and cleaned up other looters around him for money, clothes, and food. He'd done his part as a mercenary so he took the blade as payment.

It was a good blade and served him well across the centuries to follow. Its blade never dulling due to his near constant care and diligence.



It was a few around the time he turned 100 when someone actually recognized him by the blade, An Uchiha battlemaster who had wandered into the Land of Claws...still had the eyes somewhere in his cart.

The battle lasted a day and a night. You were still burning the black flame he called upon you, it sputtered out after a year but it still hurt. That had lead to you realizing what the sword was...The Grasscutter.

Truthfully you never bothered to ask about it. Oh well.

So you wandered hoping to fight, grow food, and teach if you really felt like it.

It went like that for almost 300 years.



The explosion in the center of Konoha killed many ninja, many were preoccupied with evacuating civilians and tending to the wounded.

Your body moved towards the battle drawing your blade with practiced ease...you ran towards the battle as the explosives went off all around the village.

You really should really stop doing this.

Guess some things never really change.

….
Mako knew the strike was going to kill her, Kei was dead and she would soon be joining him.

*CLANG!!* The Strike was stopped by a man with a katana blade with white chakra, it couldn't be Sakumo...he was over by the main desk.

Could it be...the Wanderer.

He gave a smile as he parried. "Come now...give me a fight worth remembering. You don't seem to be the type to give me one."

Miniko looked terrified for a moment. "So you finally came out of hiding."

"I only stopped because you ruined a sale of my vegetables, I worked hard for those!! Now, you are going to pay."

You charged the Child and prayed your blade was true once again.

AN: Well this is a guess on who it is.

I guessed Highlander Jesus.
 
[X] Stay
-[X] Game of Death
--[X] Masamune clearly has some idea of a plan, listen to it and see where we can make the most use of our ninja skillsets. Probably by poisoning the Daimyo or genjutsu shenanigans. The goal is to cheat hard enough that Masamune has the highest possible chance of victory.
 
The Song of the Grass Cutter.
(??? POV)

He found the damn thing on a battlefield the month after he was reborn. It didn't look like much, a stupid looking blade with a man in fancy armor next to it that he killed in a mutual strike.

He got up later that knight looted the valuables, took the sword and cleaned up other looters around him for money, clothes, and food. He'd done his part as a mercenary so he took the blade as payment.

It was a good blade and served him well across the centuries to follow. Its blade never dulling due to his near constant care and diligence.



It was a few around the time he turned 100 when someone actually recognized him by the blade, An Uchiha battlemaster who had wandered into the Land of Claws...still had the eyes somewhere in his cart.

The battle lasted a day and a night. You were still burning the black flame he called upon you, it sputtered out after a year but it still hurt. That had lead to you realizing what the sword was...The Grasscutter.

Truthfully you never bothered to ask about it. Oh well.

So you wandered hoping to fight, grow food, and teach if you really felt like it.

It went like that for almost 300 years.



The explosion in the center of Konoha killed many ninja, many were preoccupied with evacuating civilians and tending to the wounded.

Your body moved towards the battle drawing your blade with practiced ease...you ran towards the battle as the explosives went off all around the village.

You really should really stop doing this.

Guess some things never really change.

….
Mako knew the strike was going to kill her, Kei was dead and she would soon be joining him.

*CLANG!!* The Strike was stopped by a man with a katana blade with white chakra, it couldn't be Sakumo...he was over by the main desk.

Could it be...the Wanderer.

He gave a smile as he parried. "Come now...give me a fight worth remembering. You don't seem to be the type to give me one."

Miniko looked terrified for a moment. "So you finally came out of hiding."

"I only stopped because you ruined a sale of my vegetables, I worked hard for those!! Now, you are going to pay."

You charged the Child and prayed your blade was true once again.

AN: Well this is a guess on who it is.

I guessed Highlander Jesus.
Okay, +10 to the roll bonus.
 
[X] Stay
-[X] Game of Death
--[X] Masamune clearly has some idea of a plan, listen to it and see where we can make the most use of our ninja skillsets. Probably by poisoning the Daimyo or genjutsu shenanigans. The goal is to cheat hard enough that Masamune has the highest possible chance of victory.
 
[X] Stay
-[X] Game of Death
--[X] Masamune clearly has some idea of a plan, listen to it and see where we can make the most use of our ninja skillsets. Probably by poisoning the Daimyo or genjutsu shenanigans. The goal is to cheat hard enough that Masamune has the highest possible chance of victory.
 
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