:o Dammit Danzo you were doing so well.
Hey now... he has his reasons for wanting to break down his team to the bare basics and build them back up to be killing machines who are like Kakashi before his character development as a child... He just wants to make his team super strong and mentally tough enough to survive this batshit crazy world that they are in.

He totally doesn't just want to one-up Hiruzen by creating the most badass team in the village and prove his philosophy right in doing so.:V
 
Hey now... he has his reasons for wanting to break down his team to the bare basics and build them back up to be killing machines who are like Kakashi before his character development as a child... He just wants to make his team super strong and mentally tough enough to survive this batshit crazy world that they are in.

He totally doesn't just want to one-up Hiruzen by creating the most badass team in the village and prove his philosophy right in doing so.:V

We'll just have to show him that it takes toughness and strength to be kind when you can.

It's also a battle of the sexes. Hiruzen's students are all boys, and Danzo's are all girls.

Feminist ninja movement. Let's do this. :cool:


Heh, all the kids are entering/going through puberty and while Hiruzen at least has his own personal experience to draw from Danzo doesn't even have that. :rofl:
 
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It's also a battle of the sexes. Hiruzen's students are all boys, and Danzo's are all girls.

Feminist ninja movement. Let's do this. :cool:
Well, Tsunade alone remade the hospital system and became one of the most powerful women in the setting... and that was with Hiruzen and her own drive to improve.

Think of what Danzo can do with her, with a need to constantly one-up us in the power scale department.

We may have created a monster to rival Madara...

If she still develops at the same rate as canon. Along with us... We need to be sure to develop on the same track to not get left behind.
Heh, all the kids are entering/going through puberty and while Hiruzen at least has his own personal experience to draw from Danzo doesn't even have that. :rofl:
I sense comedy and or drama during away missions, with Danzo making sure all the girls are packed so he does not have to deal with... female anatomy problems.

Or decides to be a good sensei (if that's even possible) and pack some extra supplies with him just in case.
 
Well, Tsunade alone remade the hospital system and became one of the most powerful women in the setting... and that was with Hiruzen and her own drive to improve.

Think of what Danzo can do with her, with a need to constantly one-up us in the power scale department.

We may have created a monster to rival Madara...

If she still develops at the same rate as canon. Along with us... We need to be sure to develop on the same track to not get left behind.

I sense comedy and or drama during away missions, with Danzo making sure all the girls are packed so he does not have to deal with... female anatomy problems.

Or decides to be a good sensei (if that's even possible) and pack some extra supplies with him just in case.

Honestly, with how debilitating that time of them month can be for girls I expect them to either have a jutsu to regulate their periods, or get to the point where they won't get a period anymore but somehow don't cause themselves issues.
 
... Heh, maybe that's the real secret of medical ninjutsu, would explain why so many of the medics are female.
 
Honestly, with how debilitating that time of them month can be for girls I expect them to either have a jutsu to regulate their periods, or get to the point where they won't get a period anymore but somehow don't cause themselves issues.
I'd note on deployment, high stress and deprivation tends to mean irregular cycles if they don't interrupt entirely. And the level of debilitation varies individually.
And also theres very likely to be drugs for that.
 
I'd note on deployment, high stress and deprivation tends to mean irregular cycles if they don't interrupt entirely. And the level of debilitation varies individually.
And also theres very likely to be drugs for that.

Right, drugs would be a thing. Forgot that some birth control also regulates periods. Might make things easier normally, but it probably makes a total mess during wartime as a supply issue
 
Right, drugs would be a thing. Forgot that some birth control also regulates periods. Might make things easier normally, but it probably makes a total mess during wartime as a supply issue

Real Ninjas have medicine for literally everything that ills the human body before modern medicine. The Food Pills are inspired by that aspect. So if ancient Japan does have that, then chances are anime Ninjas have that too
 
alright calling the vote. casting a genjutsu to retreat wins.
 
The Test 3: Falling Back Gracefully, And Nanako's Play
The Test 3: Falling Back Gracefully, And Nanako's Play

Your mind went to a singular focus. You needed to stop Tsunade from doing something stupid and you needed to regroup.

Danzo was a jounin for goodness sake. Why in all the hell would she just go charging into him head first!

Tsunade has a Plan:1D100 => 87 vs 1D100 => 28+20 (He's a Jounin! Your Genin, Get Creative!)=48

But then you saw Tsunade's fingers move quickly as she rushed forward. You recognized it instantly as konoha sign.

'I'll buy you some time.'

She was giving you time to escape and plan…

To be completely honest, that was your plan, but now was not the time to go changing things on the fly. Perhaps in a few moments you could all chat about how stupid Tsunade was.

But alas, now was not the time to think about that.

You needed to move before Sensei decided to turn you into something unsavory… And something that would hurt.

You grabbed Nanako's sleeve and dragged her to the treeline.

"What are you doing?" Nanako asked.

'Bravely running away so we can strategize!' You quickly signed as you tried to get to the trees.

"What about Tsunade? She needs help!" Nanako demanded, stopping you from getting to the treas.

You looked to see Tsunade getting sent flying your direction, clearly beaten.

She landed somewhere in the trees out of your view.

'You were saying dear strategist?' You signed.

Nanako than nodded. "Run AWAY!" She shouted. You did not know if she was cowering for real, or was throwing up a ruse to fake out Danzo-Sensei. You did not care to look back, only hearing your own frantic heartbeat and the rustling of leaves.

Danzo follows: 1D100 => 43 (He does not follow)

But Danzo did not follow. Instead he sat down on the ground and pulled out a book from his flack vest pocket. He then started to read.
I'll let the clone deal with it. Time to see how much embellishment that boy did while writing this.
Thankfully, you arrived at the trees without much issue, and you even found Tsunade hanging in one of the tree.

Tsunade for her part, looked okay… Her hair was a mess, she was covered in bruises, her clothes had cuts all over them, and… well your assessment was pretty clear, she was a totally beaten. Thankfully she flipped up and stood on the branches.
Hm... I can see why this was authorized. The kid's got talent. The opening line of his narration is pretty funny, and brings you in.
You cast your genjutsu as you and Nanako hid, with Tsunade watching over you. "You are an idiot." You stated to Tsunade.

"Did you have a better plan?" Tsunade asked.

You nodded. "It's better than yours."
Using a name from the bingo book and changing their voice to trick the enemy into surrendering... clever.
"Well, we need to get the roots, and I have a better plan then what you have." Nanako stated.

"Oh and what is that?" You asked.
Overtly long monologue during a corpse burning is unnecessary... though that was probability something for the civilians.
"Not now. He's still watching us with a clone." She stated. "We'll use that to our advantage."

Wait… when did Danzo have time to make a clone? "How do you know that?"
They walked away... if that's what really happened, they would not have survived.
"I saw him make one." Nanako said. "You would have too if you hadn't turned your back to him when you ran. Now we need to move quickly before he has a chance to turn the battlefield into his own personal killzone."
The tactics on the road... messy, to noticeable to the trained eye. It's a good thing they burned the headbands and looked like refugees otherwise they would have been dead in a day.
"Do you have a plan for that?" Tsunade asked.
Three weeks on the road, detailing only minor training and the basic three jutsu... Acceptable, the entire ninja world knows those three, so showing how it's done is not a crime. And they did pretty well in teaching it too.
"Yes. But first we need to take down that clone that is watching us before we can do anything else." Nanako flipped two kunnai from her pouch and twirled them around for a moment before holding them in reverse grip. "Tsunade, can you move?"
Getting ambushed by bandits? Okay, this is reading like those stupid pulp books that were written when I was a child
"Yes." She replied.

"Stay in the trees, I want you to make sure it does not get away." Nanako than looked at you. "Where's your ninja tools?" She asked.
Secret tunnels in one of the most trafficed merchant city on the continent... Probability something added in by the Information department for misdirection, who would be stupid enough to write about a secret tunnel.
As if you needed to worry about it. 'Hey Kagami… Release restraint level one' The first wing on your arm disappeared and you took a deep breath. 'I need some weapon pouches... with weapons in them.'
A light saber? Tunnel men?... what the hell is that, some sort of specially made katana? This has defiantly been written by a child with an over active imagination.
Kagami chuckled. "Oh yes…" His grumble sent shivers down your spine, as your shadow detached itself from your body. The shadow bubbled and gooped and than began to take form. Four weapon pouches that looked just like the ones Danzo had on his person appeared. Checking them, they were indeed full of shuriken, Kunai and Sabon.

Strapping them on your side, shoulder and right calf, you flipped a pouch to Tsunade.
He spends far to long in Grass doing nothing. The suspence is not even there, he didn't even indicate if there were ninja watching you.
"I already have some." Tsunade stated as she caught them.

You nodded, but then you moved your finger in a circle. Tsunade's eyes widened and a smirk rose.

Your shadow reattached itself to your body, and you gave a mock salute.
They switch points of view to Ringo? Unexpected.
You looked to Nanako "Alright captain… what's the plan?" You asked.

Nanako started to sign. 'Ten o'clock, two hundred meters, underground is where the clone is at. I need you to bring him up to the surface.'
Oh... Well now... that changes everything.
You nodded.

She turned to Tsunade. 'Sneak above and start throwing a Kunai on my mark.'
Who knew the kid was so good at writing the monotony of being stationed at the boarder outpost.
Tsunade nodded.

You both moved, Nanako right behind you.

You approached the displaced dirt, and they shifted as the clone rose. You did not feel frightened, you turned and gave a happy smile, with a kunai in your hand, blocking the stab that would have gotten you in the chest.
Hm... so thats why they were piggybacked to the Village.
Nanako's Part:1D100 => 82 vs 1D100 => 14

Nanako leaped onto the Clones back, holding the clone's arms up in a headlock. "Now Tsunade!"

Tsunade's Aim:1D100 => 52
The book is.... decent.
The Kunai found it's mark on the clones head and the clone collapsed into water, the kunai hitting the ground harmlessly at her feet.

The clone was now only watering the grass.

"Yes!" Nanako celebrated.

"Um, we still have to get the roots." Tsunade stated as she jumped down from the trees.
Oh, they finally killed the clone. Time to get serious.
"I know." Nanako replied. "But just give me a second to think."

What do you do:
[]Allow Nanako to come up with another plan: She came up with a pretty good one so far… maybe lightning will strike twice and you can win this.

[]Come up with your own Plan: Nanako was lucky, you think you can come up with a better plan… one that does not involve luck taking out a clone and Tsunade's bad aim.
-[]Write in below what your plan is.
 
[X]Allow Nanako to come up with another plan: She came up with a pretty good one so far… maybe lightning will strike twice and you can win this.
 
[X]Allow Nanako to come up with another plan: She came up with a pretty good one so far… maybe lightning will strike twice and you can win this.
 
"Yes. But first we need to take down that clone that is watching us before we can do anything else." Nanako flipped two kunnai from her pouch and twirled them around for a moment before holding them in reverse grip. "Tsunade, can you move?"
Sounds like someone wants to be an honorary crusader :)
Oh and I pulled out the invistext.
I'll let the clone deal with it. Time to see how much embellishment that boy did while writing this.

Hm... I can see why this was authorized. The kid's got talent. The opening line of his narration is pretty funny, and brings you in.

Using a name from the bingo book and changing their voice to trick the enemy into surrendering... clever.

Overtly long monologue during a corpse burning is unnecessary... though that was probability something for the civilians.

They walked away... if that's what really happened, they would not have survived.

The tactics on the road... messy, to noticeable to the trained eye. It's a good thing they burned the headbands and looked like refugees otherwise they would have been dead in a day.

Three weeks on the road, detailing only minor training and the basic three jutsu... Acceptable, the entire ninja world knows those three, so showing how it's done is not a crime. And they did pretty well in teaching it too.

Getting ambushed by bandits? Okay, this is reading like those stupid pulp books that were written when I was a child

Secret tunnels in one of the most trafficed merchant city on the continent... Probability something added in by the Information department for misdirection, who would be stupid enough to write about a secret tunnel.

A light saber? Tunnel men?... what the hell is that, some sort of specially made katana? This has defiantly been written by a child with an over active imagination.

He spends far to long in Grass doing nothing. The suspence is not even there, he didn't even indicate if there were ninja watching you.

They switch points of view to Ringo? Unexpected.

Oh... Well now... that changes everything.

Who knew the kid was so good at writing the monotony of being stationed at the boarder outpost.

Hm... so thats why they were piggybacked to the Village.

The book is.... decent.

Oh, they finally killed the clone. Time to get serious.
 
[X]Allow Nanako to come up with another plan: She came up with a pretty good one so far… maybe lightning will strike twice and you can win this.
 
[X]Allow Nanako to come up with another plan: She came up with a pretty good one so far… maybe lightning will strike twice and you can win this.
 
I want to try and make a plan. So what are our strengths? Make illusions into reality and our ultimate is Kagami. Nanako has the basic academy 3 and is Shikamaru Lite but malnourished. Tsunade is our healer but not much else other than the 3. Nanako doesn't know about Kagami so she might not factor that in her plans.

[X]Come up with your own Plan: Nanako was lucky, you think you can come up with a better plan… one that does not involve luck taking out a clone and Tsunade's bad aim.
-[X] Have the girls make clones of themselves to distract Danzo, have Kagami make a Genjutsu that can makes us invisible and silent, except for the clones, and if possible have Kagami make solid illusions that can hold restrain Danzo, like maybe have the illusions use illusionary chains that bounds his arms and legs. Then Nanako and Tsunade steal the roots.
 
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[X]Allow Nanako to come up with another plan: She came up with a pretty good one so far… maybe lightning will strike twice and you can win this.
 
[X]Allow Nanako to come up with another plan: She came up with a pretty good one so far… maybe lightning will strike twice and you can win this.
 
@Magoose about how long until our midday deadline?

Because we might have long enough to pull our really outside the box idea.

Danzo is the kind of guy that won't let us get the roots -- we either have to impress him enough that he passes us anyways, or do something so out of left field that we can beat him

Kinda like Naruto spoiling icha icha for kakashi. Unfortunately, Danzo is stone cold in that regard and Hiruzen still has his wife (if he's even married yet) so he's probably sexually active enough that a jury-rigged sexy jutsu wouldn't be as effective when Naruto pulls it off.
 
@Magoose about how long until our midday deadline?

Because we might have long enough to pull our really outside the box idea.

Danzo is the kind of guy that won't let us get the roots -- we either have to impress him enough that he passes us anyways, or do something so out of left field that we can beat him

Kinda like Naruto spoiling icha icha for kakashi. Unfortunately, Danzo is stone cold in that regard and Hiruzen still has his wife (if he's even married yet) so he's probably sexually active enough that a jury-rigged sexy jutsu wouldn't be as effective when Naruto pulls it off.
If Danzo loses to a Sexy Jutsu then this is officially a crack fic.
 
Just don't put everything on Nanako. You can be damn smart and still not have all the information. She only knows what she has seen.

I mean, look at Danzo. He is tossing out anything where reality is stranger than fiction. Reality is stranger than fiction.


Can we toss something at him weird enough that he assumes its a hamhanded bluff? Or have it be a completely different bluff??
 
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