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Ah. So the 'raise from the dead' part is pretty essential to the process. Damn. That definitely leaves it out the window for dear old Dad, and for Yandry, who we still need to crack like an egg at some point...
Well, I never said you couldn't mind control living people. But the Others can't really help you with that.Ah. So the 'raise from the dead' part is pretty essential to the process. Damn. That definitely leaves it out the window for dear old Dad, and for Yandry, who we still need to crack like an egg at some point...
Well, I mean... they're not totally wrong... <.<The Others gave him advice that amounts to, "Kill them, raise them, and brainwash them into being obedient servants! All this free will is inefficient!"
Micromanaging them is also inefficient!
Aerys gives a juvenile giggle. "It's a pity my son is about the opposite of manly. He might have a hard time seducing her, even with his superior bloodline that I passed down to him."Anum-la has started to walk towards the exit, crowd making way for her, when one of the reavers cries above the hubbub. "Hold! Would you unman us, sea witch?" The speaker is an older man, weathered by salt, black hair streaked with gray.
She turns around, raising an eyebrow. "Not at all. I would prefer to meet some very manful men here, if I can."
This invokes outright laughter. "Oh, the fools who think they can fight a dragon! I want to see them try - it will be hilarious! Do any of them try?" he asks, trying to flip ahead.Lord Greyjoy seems unperturbed – he must have expected something like this – and his son Euron has his hand over his mouth, struggling to contain laughter.
"I didn't come here to fight," the Queen says, a bit irked. "But sure. If any one of you can successfully wound me – in my true form, mind you – I'll give you the sword." She rolls her eyes. "This I swear by the sea and the sky."
"You know, Tywin used to be a much more likable person," muses the King. "He had a sense of humor. We could laugh at the fates of our enemies together." Vocalist gives him a surprised look. "When Joanna was visiting the capital, that was the last time he smiled at me. Then the controlling git got jealous and made her leave, he left soon after to attend to her pregnancy, and then she died." There is - well, not remorse, never remorse - what use for remorse when nothing is ever your fault? - but there is definitely sorrow in his voice. "When he came back, he treated me like a stranger. As if some...Tywin-shaped governance machine had been sent in his place, and the real Tywin disappeared along with his wife." Aerys pauses, considering whether his last sentence could be taken literally and turned into a plausible"The more you speak of your eldest brother," Hillary murmurs, "the more I wonder why you put up with him."
"You are a Targaryen. Dragons should instinctively love you, Rhaegar. Gods, this should be obvious!"You have three days to come up with an offering worthy of Brightroar, and you are at a disadvantage. You do not have access to the wealth and treasures of the Iron Throne here – unlike the Iron Lords, who are mostly within easy sailing distance of their seats. But perhaps the "sea witch" is not looking for wealth – perhaps you can find something that she values more…
Aerys seems charmed. "What an amazing idea! I should have guards do this to all my petitioners. That way only the people with really important problems would bother me, and I would have more time to myself!"You check the Great Hall to find a reaver glumly sitting with a logbook, a crowd of shouting Ironborn being held back from him by Lord Quellon's burlier sons. As you watch, the tallest one proceeds to systematically punch all the loudest complainers in their faces until his brother gestures for him to stop. It is now quiet.
"Oh, he realized that? Huh, sometimes I forget that my son isn't an idiot."It seems the Greyjoys are already taking measures against cheating; you should probably be wary of that as well.
"Nerd! Come on, Rhaegar. Was Aegon the Conqueror a bookworm? No, he was a conqueror! Daeron II was just like you - stupid wife included - and he practically got deposed by a fucking bastard! Which reminds me - did I kill all my bastards?" Vocalist stays silent. He quickly runs through a tally on his fingers, getting up to four before nodding to himself. "Right, all dead except for the one. I may despise my sister-wife, but," he sighs, "there are so few women out there worthy of bearing my children."You ought to find out more about the so-called Queen of the Summer Sea. There's probably a library where you can do some research…
"I feel quite cheated about missing this whole adventure," he complains. "Nothing exciting ever happens in King's Landing!"He giggles. "I really didn't expect her to come out of the water last night; my father never told me anything. It really makes you think: what other old stories are just as true? Father always told me not to trust the tales of drunken old men, but he's trying to win a magic sword from a dragon-witch right now, so…oh God! We're living in a tale right now, aren't we?"
Aerys, too, realizes the implications. He smiles, sits up, and starts reading with renewed zeal."She likes seducing men. Near every time she appears in a tale, a man has to bed her to get something from her." He suddenly realizes the implications for your current situation, and pauses awkwardly.
Aerys nods. "Unfortunately. Gods, my son is such a prude. How did that happen? It's like he tries as hard as possible to be opposite from me in every way.""Well, often the most salacious tales become repeated far out of proportion to how often they actually happen,"
The king pauses, cocking his head in confusion. "Doesn't Rhaegar have violet eyes, though?""Is there anyone else she could mean by, 'Send me the pretty blue-eyed Valyrian'?"
"Oho!" Aerys rubs his hands together, his previous worries forgotten in his anticipation. His mood deflates as he reads further and finds that the following scene contains no Sea Dragon Sexytimes.You enter the outer chamber of Anum-la's rooms. Someone has shoved aside the rug that was in the center of the floor in favor of a large bathing tub filled with seawater, from where the sea witch herself watches you, an expectant smile on her face.
"Well, she is a dragon," Aerys allows, "but she really should be treating him with more respect. And what's up with Arthur Dayne? Why does she respect him, of all people?"As a prince, you are used to people approaching you with trepidation, or at least with decorum and the recognition of your rank. Anum-la doesn't seem to care. She seems to treat everyone (with the exception of Arthur) as if they are all equally below her.
"I held an audience while bathing once," reminisces the king. "It was only a joke, although Rhaella didn't find it very funny. I swear, that woman - of course! So that's where Rhaegar gets his complete lack of humor."Plus, you've never had an audience with someone while they were bathing before.
Aerys is...taken aback. "Targaryen," he says. "He's a Targaryen. You're a dragon, surely you know who he is?""Now, your name was…something extremely Valyrian. No, don't tell me. Ah…" She squints, thinking, "…Dracaryen?"
Well. You can honestly say that this is a new experience. Even Father always remembers your name.
"We're the Targaryens! The last dragonlords! We conquered the Sunset Kingdoms! All of them, with fire and blood we made them kneel!""Rhaegar Targaryen, Crown Prince of the Seven Kingdoms," you say patiently.
"Ah, that was it. So where are these Seven Kingdoms? Up North?"
"It – it's Westeros. The Seven Kingdoms refers to the entirety of Westeros." Anum-la looks skeptical. "From the Wall to Dorne. Including the island that we're on right now." You feel a bit ridiculous, trying to convince somebody that the polity you are a prince of does, in fact, exist.
"Why not?" he wails. "It's the only part of the world with dragonlords left! Why don't you care?""All of Westeros." You nod. "When did that happen? I haven't been paying attention to Westeros since the Freehold fell, but still..."
"She...we...but we..." Aerys has lost the power of speech. In this moment, he is a broken old man, unable to accept that his idols have passed him by. Vocalist looks at him with some pity as he sits there, deflated."Wait, wait – was your house the one that predicted the Doom and took all their fire dragons to Dragonstone beforehand? But that still doesn't make sense. I heard that all the dragon riders died out anyway…" She throws up her hands, confused.
"We are dragonlords, though," Aerys insists. "The loss of our dragons is just a temporary embarrassment.""We're the sea turned to muscle, the endless beasts that devour magic. The apex predators. You're not too far removed from the dragonlords – just take everything you know about those dragons, and move it underwater."
"Well, there was Aerion Brightflame, who was fond of claiming to be a dragon in human form." Aerys strokes his beard. "Sometimes I feel a certain kinship with him. Sometimes I just think he was nuts, though."You lean forward. "Those dragons were never recorded to take human form and engage in pleasant conversation."
The king sighs. "I wish I had that problem. Fucking woman, with her non-functioning fucking womb..." He mutters several more dark things, which Vocalist tries not to hear."Oh, yes, too many to count. Really. I don't bother counting them. Humans always want to ask me how many…"
Vocalist looks at the king with curiosity. "You're not going to complain about the wine probably being poisoned?""Would you be so kind as to fetch me a drink? You may take something for yourself, of course." You open a bottle of Volantene Red, pour yourself a glass, and pass the rest to her. She gives a sunny thanks and takes a sip, then a gulp. "Ah, Volantis. I detect notes of arrogance and complacency. All joking aside, they do make very good wine."
"You know, I relate to that story," he says. "I often fear that the great House Targaryen has been sliding into decay. I've worked my whole reign to reverse this decline, of course, but what of those who come after me? Is our glory going to be squandered by fools and weaklings?""There was Shanna the Piper, who played you a song…"
"Yes." Her voice is still quiet, but it's not so raw now. This is a very different Anum-la; someone who evinces her immense age, and something akin to wisdom. "I loved her audacity. But of course, what mattered was that she had the talent to back up her confidence, and the wisdom to get out while she was ahead. My later guests told me that she founded her own house, only for it to be destroyed by her descendants."
"You know," he begins again, "I believe I could have been known as a great lover, if not for my own sense of duty holding me back. The strictures and traditions of this foreign land hold that I must limit myself to one wife, and stay faithful to her, instead of taking pleasure where I wish like the Archons of Old Valyria. So," he rolls his eyes, "that leaves me stuck with an utterly boring, colorless woman who gives me nothing but complaints. 'Brother, I want better food! Brother, I want to go outside! Brother, I'm so bored in here! Brother, don't kill the servants! Brother, you are hurting me!' Augh! It's intolerable! I mean, it's not as if I enjoy being married to her! We're both stuck in this boat together, but her attitude is just making the situation worse!""When this kalpa was young, I heard about a king, in the Reach, in Westeros. His name was Garth Greenhand, and if the rumours were to be believed, he was the greatest master of green magic that mankind had ever produced…as well as the greatest lover."
"Quite stupid of you, yes," Aerys remarks."And he did not specify what the task would be, beforehand?" you check.
"Yes, I know, it was foolish of me.
"So...a world where dragonlords could rule unopposed?""Oh, yes, that. Well, one of Garth Greenhand's admirable qualities that people tend to forget is that he was an advocate for humanity. He believed in a world where humans could be safe from the depredations of nature and magic and other people."
Aerys rolls his eyes. "Oh guest right! Don't get me started! So many times it would have made my life easier to just invite people to the Red Keep, promise them safety, and then BURN THEM, but Tywin always nagged me about 'rule of law' and 'political legitimacy' and 'consequences' until I agreed to something else." The king perks up. "He's gone now, though, so I can do whatever I want!"The task he set for me was this: that I would swear to uphold guest right when dealing with humans, and that I would ensure the same of all my tribe.
"Probably his terrible Dornish friends," says Aerys."Your grace, I have another question." She gives you a permissive wave. "What did you mean the night we met, when you said I had fallen in with a bunch of murderous misanthropes?"
Aerys looks similarly concerned. "Is she talking about White Walkers? What exactly have you gotten yourself into, Rhaegar?""I meant the Ice Walkers, the Cold Ones. The Cold Gods, some people call them. You bear their mark." She looks a bit concerned. "Surely you know they're dangerous? There's a bloody giant wall up north to keep them out…That is still standing, hopefully?"
"This all sounds very bad. Very, very, very, very...not good." Aerys looks at the Dornishwoman, who nods agreement. "Tell me: what has my son done?""Well. I have a lot of questions about how you ended up with that sorcery running through your veins, then, but…I suppose that's for you to know. First of all, you should know that they are a bunch of assholes. In my four, almost five kalpa of life, I have never known the Cold Ones to be anything less than insufferable. Dragons find them to be excessively arrogant and insular. I've never known them to consider humans as anything more than vermin. Periodically, they launch invasions to increase their territory and slaughter anything they can find. Then they raise the corpses and use them to slaughter some more. With that in mind, Brandon's Wall was one of the best ideas anyone ever had; I don't think you've had an invasion since then, right?" She looks at you for confirmation and you nod. Then she becomes thoughtful. "They've been rather quiet for a long time. You know, we're right on the cusp of a new kalpa…they like to launch their invasions then. Storm the humans while you're still adjusting." Well that probably explains all the premonitions of ice and death you've been having for years.
I was always under the impression that the reason Aerys never had any bastards was because he never conceived any. Not for lack of trying, but it's pretty clear clear that Aerys' seed wasn't exactly strong. Otherwise, he would have loved to take after Aegon the IV.
A fair interpretation. Do keep in mind that everything you get here is from Aerys's perspective, and it's pretty clear he believed his seed was stronger than it was (hence, "my wife's children who keep dying must be not mine/poisoned!"). It's quite possible that some or all of those children weren't actually his.I was always under the impression that the reason Aerys never had any bastards was because he never conceived any. Not for lack of trying, but it's pretty clear that Aerys' seed wasn't exactly strong. Otherwise, he would have loved to take after Aegon the IV.
I imagine none of said children having silver hair or purple eyes made his decision to dismiss them as 'unworthy' a lot easier.A fair interpretation. Do keep in mind that everything you get here is from Aerys's perspective, and it's pretty clear he believed his seed was stronger than it was (hence, "my wife's children who keep dying must be not mine/poisoned!"). It's quite possible that some or all of those children weren't actually his.
Eesh. And I'm guessing that Rhaella is reliable (in the reproductive sense) for Daenerys at most, and that's assuming we (or someone else) don't off Dad sooner rather than later. I especially don't want to subject her to Aerys any more than absolutely necessary. Which leaves us, our two munchkins, and Viserys (possibly Dany if we haven't butterflied her away) for the family. Definitely need to start getting busy.Something I've been trying to emphasize is that the Targaryens are gone, it was literally just Aerys, Rhaella, and Rhaegar
Asking the Others this question leads to a lot of indignant screeching about how biological reproduction is an absolutely disgusting act for vermin. Eventually they admit that past evidence shows that revenants can successfully reproduce with humans (albeit with reduced fertility).Eesh. And I'm guessing that Rhaella is reliable (in the reproductive sense) for Daenerys at most, and that's assuming we (or someone else) don't off Dad sooner rather than later. I especially don't want to subject her to Aerys any more than absolutely necessary. Which leaves us, our two munchkins, and Viserys (possibly Dany if we haven't butterflied her away) for the family. Definitely need to start getting busy.
Minor question for clarification: as revenants, can Elia and Rhaegar reproduce further?
Well. Shit. shitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitshitfuckingshit.Asking the Others this question leads to a lot of indignant screeching about how biological reproduction is an absolutely disgusting act for vermin. Eventually they admit that past evidence shows that revenants can successfully reproduce with humans (albeit with reduced fertility).
Two revenants, they say, cannot reproduce with each other.
So you should definitely not do that disgusting thing with your wife. Don't so it. You're above that now. Having heirs is a concern for lesser, mortal beings. STOP IT EW.
Yeah, that's a problem. The good news is that we already have two kids and one of them is a son, but we might want to make an effort to include the Baratheons into our rulership, seeing as Robert is three deaths from being heir.
Do we know anything about "Uncle" Maegor? He'd be in his fifties about now (assuming he wasn't at Summerhall) and he was initially passed over in succession as a baby due to fears he inherited his father's evil.Yeah, that's a problem. The good news is that we already have two kids and one of them is a son, but we might want to make an effort to include the Baratheons into our rulership, seeing as Robert is three deaths from being heir.
Seeing as he was never once mentioned in canon, I think we can safely assume Maegor is largely irrelevant to the quest.Do we know anything about "Uncle" Maegor? He'd be in his fifties about now (assuming he wasn't at Summerhall) and he was initially passed over in succession as a baby due to fears he inherited his father's evil.
edit: technically he'd be our third cousin twice removed, but 'uncle' seems easier and more sensible a title. if he's alive and (reasonably) sane, he'd conceivably have a stronger claim than any Baratheon
And we know that Rhaegar regularly wrote to Aemon, so he canonically is inclined towards having familial relations outside his father. Gathering what remains of the family, or at least accounting for them, is probably a smart plan. Granted, the lack of their appearance or mention in canon leads me to suspect Vaella and Maegor could have been at Summerhall, but their existence and possibly descendants ought to be of interest to usI'd look into any of the far-flung Targaryen relations simply because ours are a dying people and one that I am rather invested in. Maegor of Aerion's line, the descendants of Rhae and Daella who would be Maegor's aunts, Vaella who would be his cousin, every damn bastard dragonseed that somebody produced.
Are any of them relevant? Not in the least. Not unless we make them relevant... but I sort of do want to make them relevant. We set our own goals here, at least all goals past 'avoid the world actually ending', and this seems like a personally (if not practically) rewarding one.
I'd look into any of the far-flung Targaryen relations simply because ours are a dying people and one that I am rather invested in. Maegor of Aerion's line, the descendants of Rhae and Daella who would be Maegor's aunts, Vaella who would be his cousin, every damn bastard dragonseed that somebody produced.
Are any of them relevant? Not in the least. Not unless we make them relevant... but I sort of do want to make them relevant. We set our own goals here, at least all goals past 'avoid the world actually ending', and this seems like a personally (if not practically) rewarding one.
And we know that Rhaegar regularly wrote to Aemon, so he canonically is inclined towards having familial relations outside his father. Gathering what remains of the family, or at least accounting for them, is probably a smart plan. Granted, the lack of their appearance or mention in canon leads me to suspect Vaella and Maegor could have been at Summerhall, but their existence and possibly descendants ought to be of interest to us