[X] "Weirder stuff has happened to me. If this is your way of asking to be friends then sure." (+++ Sofia)
No need to make enemies, something tells me we will get plenty of those without purposely pissing people off.
Also lol. We go to the mall and we are hitting it up with some hot girls, we go to the boxing club and we get a concussion. What the hell? Also we now know at least three people who are coming to the party, which is three people more than our cousins have managed to tell us in half a week time.
[X] "Weirder stuff has happened to me. If this is your way of asking to be friends then sure." (+++ Sofia)
No need to make enemies, something tells me we will get plenty of those without purposely pissing people off.
Also lol. We go to the mall and we are hitting it up with some hot girls, we go to the boxing club and we get a concussion. What the hell? Also we now know at least three people who are coming to the party, which is three people more than our cousins have managed to tell us in half a week time.
"What do you mean and then what? She just gave me a weird smile and I guess the two of us are friends now." You answered, finishing your story.
(Sofia Inganno added to Friendship List! 3 Friendship points added to Sofia!)
"What a lucky bastard." Mike frowned. "I wish a girl that hot was into me."
"Weren't you listening? We're just friends."
"John." Mike sighed and shook his head. "A girl doesn't do all that crazy stuff if she wants to be just friends."
"She's not crazy, just weird." You corrected him.
"If you say so." He yawned. "Just be careful. Girls like that normally get crazier after they get attached."
"...."
"Hey Michael." Uncle Nico came rushing down the stairs. He was wearing his favorite winter coat with a large briefcase in his right hand and his LV duffel bag in his left. "I have family business to attend to this weekend. I'll be out of state until Monday so you guys just hold tight until then."
"Don't worry Mr. V!" Mike exclaimed. "We'll hold down the fort!"
"That's what I like to hear. Oh and here's some money for the 4 of you to get through the weekend." He added as he tossed $1000 in hundreds on the table.
"Uncle Nico we definitely don't-" You started but he was already out the door.
"Sweet! Domino's on the house!" Mike cheered.
"Can we at least get actual pizza?" You whined, your nose cringing in disgust. "If I wanted cardboard with tomato sauce I would just eat out the garbage with the raccoons."
"You Italians and your pizza." He muttered. "Fine whatever. It's on you!"
"By the way, where are your cousins?" Mike asked, glancing around the living room
"I don't know. Probably off doing something that ranges from semi to extremely stupid."
The two of you spent the rest of the night playing Fortnite, eating pizza and watching moves. At some point or another you both fell asleep on the couch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~ Days until Party: 0
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. Yup ten. You thought to yourself as you counted for the second time.
You had woken up to ten beer kegs standing across from you in the living room. They only contributed to the growing doubt you've had since you talked to those girls in the mall. Then you walked to the kitchen and your suspicions were confirmed.
On the top of the kitchen counter there were 5 huge plastic tubs, next to them were multiple bottles of vodka and fruit juice.
Jungle juice.
If that wasn't bad enough on the kitchen table there were multiple ziploc bags full of candy?
Nope, not candy. That's definitely not candy.
On the floor were a bunch of other things, elevated surfaces, party strobe lights, speaker systems and more.
"Johnny Appleseed!" P.J yelled from the living room.
They were all on the couch. Mike was now awake, T.J and P.J seated next to him with T.J taking a hit of the bong.
"The list. The list was supposed to be 20-40 people." You calmly said, looking off into space.
"Yup! Almost forgot about that, here's our list." P.J grinned as he handed you the piece of paper.
You didn't even bother looking at the list as you crumpled it and threw it to the ground.
"Hey that took a lot of time to make!"
"The party supplies you guys bought aren't for 40 people!" You snapped, losing your temper. "It's not even for 100 people! How many people did you invite?"
"You're just finding out about this now?" Mike yawned, rubbing his eyes. "I thought you knew. Don't you have your cousins on snapchat?"
"I don't waste my time with that stuff." You dismissively answered. You were a simple message and call guy.
"Oh, I mean if you did you would know what they're talking about." John replied, handing you his phone.
Opening T.J Vescovi's snapchat story you saw...
A picture of your house, with the text reading 15 Rockaway Avenue, 11:00 pm, girls free, guys $5. No guys allowed in past 11:30. Screenshot if you are coming!
You swiped up and saw the story had been viewed 780 times with.... 345 screenshots.
"345 people...." You muttered to yourself, Mike's phone slipping out of your hands.
"If it makes you feel better." T.J said. "At least none of them are mob members."
"The two of you had one job! One fucking job!" You screamed, your head starting to spin.
"Hahaha!" P.J chuckled. "John's doing that thing where his face gets all red again."
"Now me and Mike have to go clean up the mess you two idi-" You stop as you look at Mike.
"Mike, Mike! Are you serious?" You demand as you watch the football star take a hit of the bong.
"What do you expect?" *cough cough* "Football practice doesn't start for another two weeks."
You just glared at the 3 red-eyed fools on the couch, realizing the losing battle you were facing.
"Besides, at this point all you can really do is get ready for the shitshow." Mike said, his eyes glazing over. "You know how this town is John. Once people find out about a party here then EVERYONE shows up."
"...."
"Yeah and we spent over 2 racks on alcohol and ecstasy!" T.J added.
"You think I give a damn about that?" You angrily responded.
"At this point you might as well stock up." Mike continued.
"Stock up?"
"Yeah stock up on like, ummm, uhhhhh." He squinted, as if that was going to assist his memory function. "It's called CC, I forget what it stands for."
"Closed captioning?" P.J suggested.
"Nah...."
"Community college?" T.J added.
"Nah that's not it either."
"Crowd control." You stated, getting sick of hearing the idiots ramble on.
"Yeah that." He said, lazily pointing at you. "You just need to make sure you can handle assholes when shit goes down. My older brother's fraternity used to keep tazers for people that couldn't handle themselves."
Hmmm..
The house is huge, we can definitely fit 345 people but.. can you really account for 345 drunken idiots? Then again if you did cancel the party, who's to say it would stop everyone from showing up. It might cause more problems than just having it...
[] Mike is right, it's too late to stop this from happening. All you can do is do your best to mitigate the shitshow. You were gonna need some....
-[] Write in. (Stun guns, pepper spray, a bat, a gun, anything really that you want to use to deal with "uncooperative" party guests)
[] No, nope, no way. You don't care how many people are gonna be pissed off about this. You're canceling the party right now it's not happening.
[] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
- [] Write in on who to ask.
Adhoc vote count started by JiggyStreet on Jan 10, 2019 at 6:48 AM, finished with 25 posts and 14 votes.
[X] "Weirder stuff has happened to me. If this is your way of asking to be friends then sure." (+++ Sofia)
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in and then fucking RAGE, it's already happening might as well have a good time.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
-[X] If either not available, go with Boris and then Willie, respectively.
Adhoc vote count started by JiggyStreet on Jan 10, 2019 at 6:48 AM, finished with 12 posts and 8 votes.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in and then fucking RAGE, it's already happening might as well have a good time.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
-[X] If either not available, go with Boris and then Willie, respectively.
Adhoc vote count started by JiggyStreet on Jan 10, 2019 at 7:08 PM, finished with 14 posts and 9 votes.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
-[X] If either not available, go with Boris and then Willie, respectively.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in and then fucking RAGE, it's already happening might as well have a good time.
Adhoc vote count started by JiggyStreet on Jan 11, 2019 at 11:35 AM, finished with 14 posts and 9 votes.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
-[X] If either not available, go with Boris and then Willie, respectively.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in and then fucking RAGE, it's already happening might as well have a good time.
Is there an option to chill the fuck out and just try to enjoy the party because if so...
Plan: Go with the Flow
[X] Hide any and all valuables, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in and then fucking RAGE, it's already happening might as well have a good time.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
Fuck, we need to be sober for this. I thought they'd only go to like 100 people plus the extras that show when your party gets that big. Not over 300 confirmed coming already.
Jesus. I don't even know how we're gonna deal with this. Tasers and pepper spray sound like a good idea.
How are they handling the drugs that aren't alcohol and pot? Did they even get non-alcoholic drinks and muchies food?
Did they even get fucking cups?
They fucking owe us for this shit. We're gonna have to be the God Damn Responsible Sober Guy.
Shit, someone is gonna take a leak on the floor aren't they?
Fuck, we need to be sober for this. I thought they'd only go to like 100 people plus the extras that show when your party gets that big. Not over 300 confirmed coming already.
Jesus. I don't even know how we're gonna deal with this. Tasers and pepper spray sound like a good idea.
How are they handling the drugs that aren't alcohol and pot? Did they even get non-alcoholic drinks and muchies food?
Did they even get fucking cups?
They fucking owe us for this shit. We're gonna have to be the God Damn Responsible Sober Guy.
Shit, someone is gonna take a leak on the floor aren't they?
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
-[X] If either not available, go with Boris and then Willie, respectively.
Good plan Veekie. We can't have a stick up our ass but also need to set limits. Although just saying fuck it has its appeal. Certainly many real life examples of dissolute young dons who live it up and are successful (before eventually getting whacked).
Mateo and Rafael are reasonable choices, although Rafael (or both?) may consider it to be beneath them?
If so, suggest go with Boris the Russian/italian hitman and/or Willie (psycho, but up for any job).
Also, shame about the earlier boxing attempt. Will likely be hard to convince anyone to vote for this choice again.
[X] Hide any and all valuables, all fragile items, lock all the rooms you don't want people to go in.
[X] Look up cleaning companies. You're going to need one the next day.
[X] Maybe ask someone from your crew if they could fill in as security for tonight, an intimidating presence would be greatly appreciated. Although, you can't say for certain how they would react to essentially becoming a chaperone for the night...
-[X] Ask Mateo and Rafael, make it clear this is a request they can refuse without any issue and pay them for their time. A hundred bucks each should be a token of appreciation.
-[X] If either not available, go with Boris and then Willie, respectively.
Well...hate to say this, but I had the feeling something like this was going to happen after we failed to get a list.
First time we get the option I am voting for combat again, well unless something big happens that prevents it of course. Zero combat is simply unacceptable even if we're not going for a combat build.