[X]Try to wake up one of your classmates: You can't see that well, so you're going to try to wake someone up.
 
[]Try to wake up one of your classmates: You can't see that well, so you're going to try to wake someone up.
More the merrier? The wrong person would jump the gun and spoil things but the right one could be key this early.​

[]Roll out of the wagon: You need to get out of here and try to find out where the hell you were.
If we are still in Fire Country this is a really good shot at getting out if we make a dice roll to not be noticed. Just us though. Our friends are still fucked, our home Village is still fucked, and Madara isn't even inconvenienced. Maybe we would speed Konoha forces riding to the rescue.​

[]Read the Bingo Book: you have the book, might as well make use of it and try to find out who kidnapped you.

These guys are worth Madara's time to hire and survived at least the opening move they just made but they were also desperate enough to take a potential suicide mission. They have talents and flaws. Maybe they have goals that can be manipulated. Maybe one of them is somebody we just don't want to get pissed because he is likely to start asking himself if Madara needs all of you.​

[]Talk to Aka and the Beast: Your going to need all hands on deck to get out of this.
Deal with the devil. Cthulhu is in the house, escalate as far as is necessary, maybe start breaking out tricks we have no reason to know.
[]Wait: You can't panic right now, you need to learn about your surroundings, gather intel and make a plan with your fellow prisoners.
Get clever. Listen to these guys and fuck with them in sparse and very calculated manners, whispering in their ears and fucking around with illusions. Maybe get to the point you can get them to kill one of their own number. I don't know.

We are definitely the best equipped to acting as a communication intermediary and I doubt anyone expects that. Group action, perfectly timed, could do something. But these guys would expect something on that timetable, if uncoordinated.

Maybe we AREN'T in Fire Country and escaping is a bad idea. Who knows.​

[]Make your presence known: Your awake and hungry, maybe you'll get some food and water from your captors.
Distraction. Give up any advantage provided by being the first awake to let one of our brethren do something. Whether that is the White Fang's relative competence, Orochimaru's being naturally as sharp as a vorpal blade, or the fact that these poor sons of bitches have an Aburame somewhere on this thing. Somebody gets a chance and maybe the sack full of FUBAR works in our favor.​
 
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[X]Talk to Aka and the Beast: Your going to need all hands on deck to get out of this.
-[X] Ask Aka what to do

She is trained to deal with this kind of situation and will know best what to do from either the other options or this one and 'release the beast'.

Oh, and the Beast knows best how powerful he is, and should be aware if he can take them out.
 
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[X]Talk to Aka and the Beast: Your going to need all hands on deck to get out of this.
Well, we were preparing for this moment. Bye, bye unnamed nins, you were hardly a challenge.:ninja:
 
At least the Beast can't say its bored. Not with a straight face.

"You want to know how I'm going to keep you entertained? I'm going to live my fucking life. Take a look out there and tell be there is a damn thing you could do to make that seething mass of insanity any worse. Now eat some fucking popcorn and sit down."
 
At least the Beast can't say its bored. Not with a straight face.

"You want to know how I'm going to keep you entertained? I'm going to live my fucking life. Take a look out there and tell be there is a damn thing you could do to make that seething mass of insanity any worse. Now eat some fucking popcorn and sit down."
Yeah, he's not going to be making us lose our mind any time soon because he will never get someone as exciting as us ever again. Well, that and being dead.
 
[X]Talk to Aka and the Beast: Your going to need all hands on deck to get out of this.

Our best bet is talking to the person that should have some very relevant experience here, then probably acting as mission control to keep people from doing anything stupid before we have our Aburame take them out. Leaving some alive for interrogation might be nice, but it's probably smarter to just take them out.

But, as far as I can tell, she does have +60 to incapacitation and assassination before situational modifiers get involved so it might be fine to be a bit greedy.

these poor sons of bitches have an Aburame somewhere on this thing.

Not just any Aburame, but one that seems to be leaning towards assassination. Admittedly among other things, but super venom bugs as their starting colony means she's probably gonna have first blood among our friends.

No guarantee that classmate is on this particular wagon though, but the only case off the top of my head where that'd happen is if they took enough of us to justify getting multiple wagons and/or have a cover as a caravan.
 
[X]Talk to Aka and the Beast: Your going to need all hands on deck to get out of this

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to find and retrieve our friends and classmates. Agent Aka, you will be partnered with Agent Beast. I must stress; time is of the utmost essence. If we reach our kidnapper's destination, the mission is a failure. As always, should you be caught or killed, the Hokage will write you off as an unfortunate sacrifice. This consciousness will shut off in ten seconds. Good luck, Aka.
 
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[X]Talk to Aka and the Beast: Your going to need all hands on deck to get out of this.
 
[X]Talk to Aka and the Beast: Your going to need all hands on deck to get out of this.
 
Our best bet is talking to the person that should have some very relevant experience here, then probably acting as mission control to keep people from doing anything stupid before we have our Aburame take them out. Leaving some alive for interrogation might be nice, but it's probably smarter to just take them out.

But, as far as I can tell, she does have +60 to incapacitation and assassination before situational modifiers get involved so it might be fine to be a bit greedy.
But you better hope that she's actually okay and that those bad guys aren't immune to poison... or if she's actually within reach.
Your mission, should you choose to accept it, will be to find and retrieve our friends and classmates. Agent Aka, you will be partnered with Agent Beast. I must stress; time is of the utmost essence. If we reach our kidnapper's destination, the mission is a failure. As always, should you be caught or killed, the Hokage will write you off as an unfortunate sacrifice. This consciousness will shut off in ten seconds. Good luck, Aka.
This message will self destruct in 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.

Huh... I thought it would actually- *BOOM!*
 
But you better hope that she's actually okay and that those bad guys aren't immune to poison... or if she's actually within reach.

Doesn't matter if they're immune to poison -- this would be venom :V

While bugs can be both, that fact that the toxin can be regulated and since we weren't effected when it touched us* suggests to me that it is venom rather than a contact poison. Although, if the bug doesn't automatically secrete the toxin in some form at all times I guess it could be poison too.

The missing nin would also have to build up a resistance to the specific toxin used, which would just mean we'd need to just use even more toxin.

Or they could just pull some chakra and/or bloodline bullshit. That wins most arguments in Naruto, but it's kinda hard to plan for.


*it did touch us, right?
 
It would be unlikely for multiple individuals here to be outright immune, though one or two might be due to various shenanigans. Its more likely that they took preemptive measures and the poor girl is almost dead.

Hell, she might have been dangerous enough to transport that the man burned a White Zetsu making damn sure she was confined.

Though I still cling to the idea that our trying something here is not just planned for but intended. Our supplying a resume, so to speak. These Missing-nin are probably not intended to survive, or at least the survival of most of them is irrelevant judging by the fact that one of them was planning on retiring.
 
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*tired brain confusion*

So both the bug didn't touch us and the toxin is transmitted through bites, but not simple skin contact? Or am I too tired to see the obvious actual meaning of what you said?
Oh... Sorry, I did not pay attention to the question or finish my answer for that matter, because I am almost finished writing something else.

There are two ways fo Ashai's bugs to transmit their venom/poison.

A bite is lethal, as it sends almost everything the bug has into the victim's bloodstream.

The secondary way and less deadly way is through its feet, which transmit on contact, and only the user and other members of her clan being immune.

if they land on an ally, it will only cause some drowsiness, as they know its an ally, and needs to control the poison/venom so they don't drop dead or asleep.

It would be unlikely for multiple individuals here to be outright immune, though one or two might be due to various shenanigans. Its more likely that they took preemptive measures and the poor girl is almost dead.

Hell, she might have been dangerous enough to transport that the man burned a White Zetsu making damn sure she was confined.

The two of us are the scariest children here, even if not the most trained or flashy.
True. But the thing is, everyone here has been subdued in a way where you need to get creative and lucky to escape.
 
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Though I still cling to the idea that our trying something here is not just planned for but intended. Our supplying a resume, so to speak. These Missing-nin are probably not intended to survive, or at least the survival of most of them is irrelevant judging by the fact that one of them was planning on retiring.
You can try, but if they're desperate enough to work for Madara fing Uchiha... They might not be easily persuaded by one of their own captives.
 
You can try, but if they're desperate enough to work for Madara fing Uchiha... They might not be easily persuaded by one of their own captives.
I'm more thinking that Madara might just not be stacking the deck so thoroughly that these guys are untouchable. He could have, stacked this like the Akatsuki ended up being stacked, but if so he would have given incentive to stay in the game rather than tossing your bingo book and finding a life of bitches and blow.

We wouldn't be persuading them anyway. We'd be adding our manipulations to existing manipulations to provide openings for other actions. There are still too many unknowns to say 'we should do this thing' but you could increase their own doubts and paranoia. Even about their own allies and employer. 'No honor among thieves' and all. Or focusing on the wrong things, away from our own efforts. Something.

We'd have a rough time talking to most of them anyways without blowing one of our hidden weapons. Going after minds is in our blood, genjutsu or no.

If we made them self destruct I think Madara would actually spare a cruel smile. He would approve of murdering someone with their own weakness of character.
 
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[X]Talk to Aka and the Beast: Your going to need all hands on deck to get out of this.

If we end up waking someone up, it should probably be our friend with her deadly bugs.
 
Overestimating the abilities of the Aburame will bite y'all in the butt.
Its god-tier... for an academy brat. And thats the kicker. Its on the short list of tools we have on hand but, ultimately, every tool we have is necessarily going to have to go through the hands of an academy brat.

All our shots are longshots. I mean, hell, its why I'm still making plans for working under Madara.
 
Its god-tier... for an academy brat. And thats the kicker. Its on the short list of tools we have on hand but, ultimately, every tool we have is necessarily going to have to go through the hands of an academy brat.
And the two Genin who've been dragged along with us, but both of them just graduated a few weeks prior.

Plus you also have a puppy, the white Chakra saber, your genjutsu abilities, bugs, and a few other bits and bobs that were on the other student's person when we were taken.

So you are correct, Basically, academy students are on a crusade to get home.
 
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