(Drafting Roll = 10. Complete fuck up. Sabotage suspected. Prime Candidates are GEA, Congress Liaison, Commercial Reform, and/or International Trade and Economic Affairs)
Sabotage? But that's an internal project, there should no reason to sabotage it. Other than sheer spitefulness. Not to mention, there should be tons of paper trails, so the offender should be easy to expose.
(Touring Roll = 98. Crit Active. MOFCOM's Grand Tour! You made a new friend.)
Aww... Wasted roll. Still, I'm curious as to who it might be. The teenage Kim? Someone from the ambassadorial staff? Perhaps some well-connected Korean general? Or, dare I even think of it, the mahjong tournament was taking place and we allowed to join. ;)
 
Sabotage? But that's an internal project, there should no reason to sabotage it. Other than sheer spitefulness. Not to mention, there should be tons of paper trails, so the offender should be easy to expose.
There's plenty of reason to sabotage it for the communists. On a departmental level, they want to replace us and/or create instability and I doubt they like us as a person. On a national level, the communists want the current government to fail to deliver the same economic growth that China had under the communists in order to discredit the new regime.
 
There's plenty of reason to sabotage it for the communists. On a departmental level, they want to replace us and/or create instability and I doubt they like us as a person. On a national level, the communists want the current government to fail to deliver the same economic growth that China had under the communists in order to discredit the new regime.
Yes, but consider that not publishing the White Paper isn't going to be seen as problematic. Unless I'm mistaken MOFCOM was not in the habit or releasing them, so we can hardly be blamed for not doing something that wasn't being done before. Why not sabotage actual policies instead? Could it be that the saboteour is hard-core bureaucrat and considers papers to be so important? Or perhaps doesn't wish to harm the citizens via bad policies and restrains himself to internal sabotage?
 
Or the White Paper will be bad for them, so they wanted to stall it out. Buy time while they figure out what the fuck.
 
Notable Headlines of Q1

The only really notable incident in the press was the massive fight between the communist-aligned Global Times, and the pro-CDA media over Xinjiang. It would ultimately end after Agriculture Minister Zheng Baowu castigated the leader of the Communist Party in the middle of a Congressional Session, and two ETIP (East Turkistan Islamic Party) leaders were apprehended by the army in an unrelated drug raid.


XINJIANG TERROR CONTINUES! GOVERNMENT KOWTOWS TO ISLAMISM!
(Global Times, February 9th, 2001)

CHENG SIWEI TO SUE GLOBAL TIMES FOR SLANDER
(Economic Observer, February 10th, 2001)

DNCA LEADER, "FREE PRESS NOT ESSENTIAL"
(Global Times, February 12th, 2001)

CHENG SIWEI, "GLOBAL TIMES DIGGING OWN GRAVE"
(Shanghai Post, February 15th, 2001)

PRESIDENT: SLANDEROUS ATTACKS ON GOVERNMENT RIDICULOUS
(Shanghai Post, February 16th, 2001)

PRESIDENT SIDES WITH CORPORATE ELITE VS. MEDIA!
(Global Times, February 20th, 2001)

ZHENG BAOWU CASTIGATES COMMUNISTS, "REFUSING TO MURDER CIVILIANS NOT A SIGN OF WEAKNESS"
(Guangming Daily, February 21st, 2001)

Full Quote: "
It isn't a sign of weakness to refuse to murder civilians, not that my communist counterparts would understand. Their response to all signs of disloyalty is to crush it with tanks."

XINJIANG BOMBING MASTERMINDS ARRESTED! DEFENSE MINISTER HAILS "CLEAR VALIDATION OF CURRENT STRATEGY"
(Shanghai Post, February 22nd, 2001)

KIM JONG-IL HOSTS CHINESE MINISTER AND STAFF, HAILS "OVER 50 YEARS OF GLORIOUS CO-OPERATION, WITH 50 MORE TO COME"
(Korean Central News Agency, March 20th, 2001)


The Korea trip is being a colossal pain to write, and I have to keep bouncing between it and exam study. Have some news headlines!
 
Notable Headlines of Q1

The only really notable incident in the press was the massive fight between the communist-aligned Global Times, and the pro-CDA media over Xinjiang. It would ultimately end after Agriculture Minister Zheng Baowu castigated the leader of the Communist Party in the middle of a Congressional Session, and two ETIP (East Turkistan Islamic Party) leaders were apprehended by the army in an unrelated drug raid.


XINJIANG TERROR CONTINUES! GOVERNMENT KOWTOWS TO ISLAMISM!
(Global Times, February 9th, 2001)

CHENG SIWEI TO SUE GLOBAL TIMES FOR SLANDER
(Economic Observer, February 10th, 2001)

DNCA LEADER, "FREE PRESS NOT ESSENTIAL"
(Global Times, February 12th, 2001)

CHENG SIWEI, "GLOBAL TIMES DIGGING OWN GRAVE"
(Shanghai Post, February 15th, 2001)

PRESIDENT: SLANDEROUS ATTACKS ON GOVERNMENT RIDICULOUS
(Shanghai Post, February 16th, 2001)

PRESIDENT SIDES WITH CORPORATE ELITE VS. MEDIA!
(Global Times, February 20th, 2001)

ZHENG BAOWU CASTIGATES COMMUNISTS, "REFUSING TO MURDER CIVILIANS NOT A SIGN OF WEAKNESS"
(Guangming Daily, February 21st, 2001)

Full Quote: "
It isn't a sign of weakness to refuse to murder civilians, not that my communist counterparts would understand. Their response to all signs of disloyalty is to crush it with tanks."

XINJIANG BOMBING MASTERMINDS ARRESTED! DEFENSE MINISTER HAILS "CLEAR VALIDATION OF CURRENT STRATEGY"
(Shanghai Post, February 22nd, 2001)

KIM JONG-IL HOSTS CHINESE MINISTER AND STAFF, HAILS "OVER 50 YEARS OF GLORIOUS CO-OPERATION, WITH 50 MORE TO COME"
(Korean Central News Agency, March 20th, 2001)


The Korea trip is being a colossal pain to write, and I have to keep bouncing between it and exam study. Have some news headlines!
despite us not being communist it is frankly in our best interest to work with north korea, potentially even make a serious investment in helping modernise their nation and more importantly their agriculture.

also if anyone complains about us working with a communist, or dictator/tyrant etc

"korea and chinese friendship is not a recent development, we are brothers and sisters as far back as the ming empire and even earlier, like all brothers and sisters we have our diffrences but that is no reason to completely push our sibling aside, instead it is better to help them decide their own path and give them the tools and information to do so, after all no nation is perfect, not china, not russia, not america, no single nation on this earth is perfect nor ever has been and likely ever will be, all the same we can only try.

so again regardless of any differences now or in the future china will stand by its asian brothers and sisters, as is our responsibility as eldest and strongest sibling"
 
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despite us not being communist it is frankly in our best interest to work with north korea, potentially even make a serious investment in helping modernise their nation and more importantly their agriculture.
That hasn't worked out so well in our world. The country is a vast money sink that funnels most of what money or aid it receives to the ruling dynasty and the party faithful that support it in Pyongyang while the rest of the country is left to decay. The "Democratic People's Republic" does not give a whisper of a damn about its people, any money that we send just prolongs (and, I would argue, worsens) that archaic state's eventual collapse. It's politically advantageous to not be the person in office when that collapse happens, sure, but don't lie to yourself and say that it's best for the nation's interests to have North Korea latched onto us as a festering leech while the prosperous South grows ever more distant.

also if anyone complains about us working with a communist, or dictator/tyrant etc
You know, entirely legitimate concerns for the supposedly democratic New China.

korea and chinese friendship is not a recent development, we are brothers and sisters as far back as the ming empire and even earlier, like all brothers and sisters we have our diffrences but that is no reason to completely push our sibling aside, instead it is better to help them decide their own path and give them the tools and information to do so, after all no nation is perfect, not china, not russia, not america, no single nation on this earth is perfect nor ever has been and likely ever will be, all the same we can only try.

so again regardless of any differences now or in the future china will stand by its asian brothers and sisters, as is our responsibility as eldest and strongest sibling
This is repugnant on many levels. What capacity do the North Korean people have to choose their own path while held captive by their brutal state? You are advocating that we provide tools and information to their oppressors, what do you think will happen with that to the people you proclaim to be our friends and brothers? Nothing brotherly, I can assure you. This is also distressingly close to the rhetoric of the Greater East Asia Co-Prosperity Sphere developed by Japan to justify their attempted domination of Asia, and you can bet for sure that Koreans of all stripes will pick up on this and not be fans, to say nothing of other nations hesitant about the "eldest and strongest sibling". Nationalists of a great many countries are also not likely to be pleased.
 
It really doesn't matter what we want to do with North Korea, at least for now, since we've been ordered to secure Chinese investments there. Whether the Chinese government wants to try to reform the regime from the inside or cause a collapse of it is a question for the future and one that we might not have any influence over. After all, we're just the minister of commerce.
 
That hasn't worked out so well in our world. The country is a vast money sink that funnels most of what money or aid it receives to the ruling dynasty and the party faithful that support it in Pyongyang while the rest of the country is left to decay. The "Democratic People's Republic" does not give a whisper of a damn about its people, any money that we send just prolongs (and, I would argue, worsens) that archaic state's eventual collapse. It's politically advantageous to not be the person in office when that collapse happens, sure, but don't lie to yourself and say that it's best for the nation's interests to have North Korea latched onto us as a festering leech while the prosperous South grows ever more distant.
...The current administration in China is aware of all this, yet it still consistently makes the geopolitical calculation that propping up the North Korean dictatorship is important to them. They're not idiots, nor are they suicidal.

The fact is, China doesn't have fond memories of sharing a land border with a Western-aligned superpower. The last time... well, they suffered under those East Asia Treaty ports hosted by Britain & France & Germany, and then there was the Boxer Rebellion and the Opium Wars, and then the communist faction had a civil war against the Western-backed Nationalists, which was put on hold while the heavily Westernized empire of Japan conquered most of the coast and did horrible things to the Chinese people, until finally China succeeded in booting Japan out, booting the Nationalists out, establishing themselves as indepent from the Soviet communist bloc.

The Chinese determination to never again share a land border with a Western-aligned power is why they have historically insisted on backing North Korea. It doesn't matter how crazy the Kim family is, or how repressed the North Koreans are -- for China, it's better to have a crazy uncle living in a shed on your property, then to open the doors to let your home be overrun by enemies. It's a precarious balance (not helped by the Kims' general craziness) to make sure things stay relatively calm -- but pretty much any time the North Koreans get 'too big for their britches', the US asks China to step in, and China smacks the Kims on the nose with a newspaper to warn them to stay in line.

There are very good reasons why the current situation has developed the way it has, and many of those reasons would be widely understood and respected by the common Chinese citizen. It's a comparable situation to the U.S.'s relationship with Saudi Arabia -- most people know how terrible the Sauds are, but tolerate them due to perceived geopolitical necessity. You and I may disagree about that necessity, but that's not how most people do or will see things.
 
You guys realise North Korea collapsing will most likely lead to a massive refugee crisis in China? IRL, that's one of the big reasons the PRC continues to prop it up even though they're increasingly annoyed by its antics.
 
...The current administration in China is aware of all this, yet it still consistently makes the geopolitical calculation that propping up the North Korean dictatorship is important to them. They're not idiots, nor are they suicidal.
Many states do things for short-terms benefits and the careers of the reigning politicians that are not perhaps the greatest of measures for the long-term. The perpetuation of the North Korean state is a black mark on all parties involved with it, though I remain well aware of why no one wishes to potentially upset the status quo. It's a ticking time bomb of a state that's gone by far enough so that any dismantling is going to cause a disaster for the powers of the time... and yet, it will cause all the more damage the further it is postponed.

The fact is, China doesn't have fond memories of sharing a land border with a Western-aligned superpower. The last time... well, they suffered under those East Asia Treaty ports hosted by Britain & France & Germany, and then there was the Boxer Rebellion and the Opium Wars, and then the communist faction had a civil war against the Western-backed Nationalists, which was put on hold while the heavily Westernized empire of Japan conquered most of the coast and did horrible things to the Chinese people, until finally China succeeded in booting Japan out, booting the Nationalists out, establishing themselves as indepent from the Soviet communist bloc.

The Chinese determination to never again share a land border with a Western-aligned power is why they have historically insisted on backing North Korea. It doesn't matter how crazy the Kim family is, or how repressed the North Koreans are -- for China, it's better to have a crazy uncle living in a shed on your property, then to open the doors to let your home be overrun by enemies. It's a precarious balance (not helped by the Kims' general craziness) to make sure things stay relatively calm -- but pretty much any time the North Koreans get 'too big for their britches', the US asks China to step in, and China smacks the Kims on the nose with a newspaper to warn them to stay in line.
Correlation does not imply causation, the cause of China's issues were not through simply having a border with western powers. If that was the root cause, how would those borders have been established in the first place far across the waves from the European powers? Why did China have it rough in those times? Because China was weak, the end result of sealing herself off from the world and new knowledge under the conservative and isolationist reigns of the Ming and Qing dynasties. No value was seen in the foreign ways because China was wealthy and powerful on her own, and by the time the cracks finally started to show she was far behind. Even so China would probably have made out OK except for the enormous internal discontentment that would lead to many nationalist rebellions and eventually end the Qing dynasty, creating a power vacuum that was filled with countless warlords that were difficult for the central government to stamp out.

You will recognize that this is not the case for rising China. If we have a direct border with South Korea, a US ally, are we afraid that the US will launch an invasion? Why? It was one thing for the US to be at war with China when it was a tremendously impoverished country under the sway of the hated enemy ideology of communism in the Korean War, it's quite another by this point in time after both sides have recognized each other and become engaged in tremendous trade. China's booted out communism from the number one spot and took up democracy-- what motivating factor are you seeing for the US to declare war on China here?

Furthermore, if South Korea were to absorb North Korea that takes away the number one reason for the South Korean alliance with the US. Do you think that South Korea actually likes having US bases in its own territories? American soldiers are always getting up to trouble there, what with being involved in shady trades such as prostitution, more than a few tragic murders and severely depressing local real estate values in the areas of the bases. It's something that annoys South Koreans a lot, but no South Korean authority in their right mind is going to send away the Americans when you have North Korea armed and lurking to the North. If that threat goes away, so does much of the opposing pressure to keep the status quo with American bases despite their problems.

There are very good reasons why the current situation has developed the way it has, and many of those reasons would be widely understood and respected by the common Chinese citizen. It's a comparable situation to the U.S.'s relationship with Saudi Arabia -- most people know how terrible the Sauds are, but tolerate them due to perceived geopolitical necessity. You and I may disagree about that necessity, but that's not how most people do or will see things.
Another great example of a power continuously shooting themselves in the foot for a short-term advantage. I know what the status quo is and why, and I'm not satisfied with it. I think we can dare to dream bigger, certainly in a fiction that presents such a fantasy wish-fulfillment as China being a new democracy on this time scale.

Though this is all moot, anyway. We had the chance to make a statement and change things up if in nothing bigger than through the timing and priorities of MOFCOM, and all we did was say that our ties to North Korea are the closest to our heart before even the domestic matters that must be fully negotiated signed off by the end of the year. Disgusting.

You guys realise North Korea collapsing will most likely lead to a massive refugee crisis in China? IRL, that's one of the big reasons the PRC continues to prop it up even though they're increasingly annoyed by its antics.
I've mentioned as such more than a few times by this point. We know it's going to happen sooner or later, and it's not getting any better with time. The escaped North Koreans are still going to be at the lowest reach of dirt poor, a gulf that will widen as China advances, and the population is increasing over time despite the ruling dynasty's best efforts. The sooner it happens the better it will be for China particularly if arrangements can be made with South Korea... but of course, it's not in anyone's interests to undertake measures that could lead to them being considered responsible for such a collapse.
 
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You guys realise North Korea collapsing will most likely lead to a massive refugee crisis in China? IRL, that's one of the big reasons the PRC continues to prop it up even though they're increasingly annoyed by its antics.
Except the Kims are going nuts, have nuclear weapons, and are going nuts.

Either we deal with them now, and put in some sane people, or we start investing in border guards to keep the flood of starving refugees out.
 
Dudes i'm so scared about my Financial aid. I think I might need to eat eve more debt than I was planning :(
 
...I'm all-the-more eagerly awaiting an update to Karvoka's quest. Seriously, I need an outlet for my distress over this election results.
Sorry, man. Been buried by exams. On the bright side, they finish tomorrow!

Then all I have to do is my portfolio.....

I don't think I've slept in 48 hours.

Goddamn university. Also, post is nearly done for this.
 
Turn 1. Results.
[X] Call her up after the meeting. She seems nervous and flighty, but given she was able to walk with you right up to an area restricted to State Council bureaucrats, she's clearly got some kind of connections.

You punch in the numbers on the card, it's pretty crude handwriting, but you are fairly sure she scribbled it down when you weren't looking, so….there is a chance she is a spy, but if you had hired a person to infiltrate a department/ministry, you wouldn't rely so much on chance.

The phone takes
ages to ring properly. You drum your fingers along the table, of the small hotel room you are renting on a temporary basis. At least the long dial time is giving you time to consider some of your problems. You need to get your husband up here at some point. You definitely need a better place to stay. Cleaning staff come through here every day, sometimes multiple times. You've already lost a pair of heels. Lost. How hard could it be to flip them to spy on you? From your experience, not very.

After a full five minutes, the phone connects, and you hear the rather distorted, but still recognisable, voice of that secretary you'd met.

"Hello. This is Wen Hao, of the Ministry of Commerce, am I speaking to…." You have to squint at the card. Her handwriting was
rushed. It isn't terrible, but some of the words have crushed together. "...Jin?"

There is what sounds like a yelp on the other end of the line. You really need to get this girl to be more calm. "Aiya! You are the lady Jin met at work today! I'll go get her!" There is a lot of loud scuffling noises and what sounds like joyous screeching. What in the
hell have you gotten yourself into.

"Ah! Um….hello, Miss. I'm sorry, that was Ai. My….uh….roommate. She's happy to have talked to you! Are you calling about that….um….why are you calling?" Ah. "roommate".
Sure. And Reinhardt just bunks with you. That excuse did work on your parents the first time, actually. Maybe you shouldn't knock it so hard.

"I see. Well, I've currently got a vacancy at MOFCOM. I need a secretary and personal assistant. Would you be interested?" Aaaaaaand silence. The other end of the line seemingly goes dead for a full minute. "Hello? Is everything alright? Anyone there?"

"Ah! Sorry, I'm just...kind of surprised. I didn't expect a
job offer. Can I come to your office on Monday?" You don't ask her what she expected you to call about, you've got some idea, and would rather leave that awkward conversation for another day.

"Of course. I'll see you on Monday. Goodbye." ANd with that, you've hired your first actual staff member. A secretary, no less!


Gained Staff Member. Jin Lei, Secretary. +1 Bureaucracy Action unlocked.

[X] A time for negotiation. The terrorists want to bomb civilians? Offer them a place at the round table of negotiations. The odds of the
accepting are abysmally low, but that is the point. You are going to smoke the fuckers out by turning the locals against them. (Unknown respect shifts. You will gain a reputation for cunning in-cabinet.)


"I propose we don't drop the hammer on them. That's what they expect. That's what the old government did, and look what happened. They came back after less than five years. I've got a different idea." You've timed your intercession well, everyone had paused to take a breath before the next shouting match began. All eyes are on you, expecting some kind of explanation for your speaking up.

"I say we offer to negotiate, w-" The pro-crackdown members of cabinet start to whinge, and the Defense Minister especially seems offended by the notion, going a bit pink in the face. He's about to launch into a tirade when you raise a finger, calling for silence. "If we offer to negotiate, the terrorists will have two choices. Meet us on
our terms, or refuse, and continue their campaign. If they negotiate a cease fire and agree to our highly biased terms, we win. If they don't they never see the terms, and all the local muslims get to see them for the crazed, child murdering psychopaths they are." You finish, and….

(Persuasion roll = 38. Some see your logic, the Defense Minister and Zheng Baowu are deeply offended. The Minister for Public Security has taken an interest in you.)

Things quickly degenerate after your statement. You aren't sure if shushing Chi was a good idea, all considered, as he angrily denounces your defeatist plan to the President. He seems to actually bring a few more people onto his side, after what you said. It's a shame, because your idea was a good one!

The Minister for Public Security certainly seems to think so. He's been appraising you since your little plan was announced. Unfortunately, there is no real cabinet unity this quarter, but ultimately it seems that a holding pattern of increasing police and military presence, without launching a brutal crackdown like Minister Chi Haotian wanted to.


Large scale police response in Xinjiang. Cabinet Ministers Divided on Expanding intervention. Tao Siju has taken an interest in you

[X] Expand infiltration efforts. You've got contacts in 26 of the 29 departments of MOFCOM, even if they are just secretaries, they do forward useful information to you. Still, you could do with digging a bit
deeper you are certain. You can flip the other secretaries, and maybe even hire some....loyal, janitorial staff. You are sure that your disloyal ministers will be doing the same to try and get you. (Chance of Success: 65% Result: Surveillance of Disloyal)


(Infiltration Roll = 68. Last three secretaries are flipped. New Janitors hired. COVERT OPTIONS UNLOCKED)

"Yeah, well…..we'll see about that. Call me first chance you get." You hang up the phone. You've finally got your next phase of infiltration finalised. Two new Janitorial staff, picked by Gao, vetted by you. Working Night Shifts from 9pm to 1am Thursday through Sunday. With some
encouragement from You, the've agreed to help out with finding paperwork that could be regarded as disloyal.

They'll give it to you so you can
talk with the staff who had the questionable paperwork about this misunderstanding. Because of course, nobody would ever think about being disloyal. You'll see to that.

With all department secretaries reporting to you, and with loyal "janitors" ready to ransack offices at short notice, you'll be ready for anything. Which is a good thing, after your work on the White Paper was
sabotaged by someone.

Soon, you'll have proof, and can begin cleaning house. Soon, but not yet.


Night Staff Hired. Internal Affairs will be split into 'Regional Affairs' and 'MOFCOM Internal'

[X] Draft a white paper. A term you are borrowing from the Common wealth, you like the sound of releasing a comprehensive document, espousing your ministry's plans for the year. Of course, you don't have the organisation to release it yet. Shit, you don't even really have a plan.
However you can begin to draw up the White Paper, based on what you are hammering out this quarter. Better now than later! (Chance of Success: 75% Result: White Paper drafted up. Can be released/tweaked at your discretion)


(Drafting Roll = 10. Complete fuck up. Sabotage suspected. Prime Candidates are GEA, Congress Liaison, Commercial Reform, and/or International Trade and Economic Affairs)

"What." Gao winces as you deadpan at him. Your mind is still trying to comprehend what you've just learnt. How…..how the fuck did this happen? On
who's fucking orders!?

"Gao. For the love of….explain to me how…" You take a deep breath. This was not good. Three months work fucking
ruined by shonky information. You are fuming as you read through the reports. So much bullshit, but the annoying thing is it is hard to figure out what is malice, and what is just plain stupidity.

Either way, come next quarter, some fuckers are going to be
fired.

Assuming you don't kill them first, of course.

WHITE PAPER SABOTAGED. -15 MALUS TO INTERNAL, NON-INTELLIGENCE ROLLS UNTIL MOFCOM CLEANED UP.

[X] Tour the D.P.R.K. China has invested heavily in the hermit state it shares a border with. Mines. Farms. Factories (What few there are). It would do to get
this out of the way as soon as possible. Tour the investments, smile for the papers. All that good stuff. Hopefully have a chat with Mr. Kim about adjusting his style of rule to be more investment friendly. Though that's a pipe dream. (Chance of Success: Estimated Very High. Result: Inventory of Chinese Investments in North Korea taken. Future economic relations discussed)


(Touring Roll = 98. Crit Active. MOFCOM's Grand Tour! You made a new friend.)

The trip to North Korea has not started out all that auspiciously. After several hours of suffering through boring meeting, after boring meeting with the DPRK ambassador, something that your MOFA associate assures you is "normal, or as normal as North Korea gets."

That doesn't fill you with much confidence, and your misgivings only grow as you are bounced from one person to the next. It would appear that North Korea bureaucracy is even more byzantine and unmanageable than the Chinese bureaucracy. Which is, if nothing else, impressive.

After a full hour, you finally meet the general ambassador, and your patience has
completely expired. You sit down across from….you have no idea who he is. The chief ambassador to the Republic of China. His name doesn't matter, after a while, the soulless suits start to blend together.

"Ah, Ms. Hao. Please, take a seat. It is a pl-" You take a seat across from him, cutting him off with a huff.

"I've been forced to deal with diplomats all day. I'm meeting my husband for dinner in under an hour. It is our anniversary. Unless you are going to approve the visa I've been
politely waiting for, I'll be going." He seems thoroughly taken aback by your brusqueness, but you don't care. These people think they can fuck you around? Don't they know who you are?

"Well, if you would look here, you will find that you have, in fact, not got the pro-" You cut him off again. If you have to pull out your damned folder one more time today….

"I have the proper paperwork. I've got a folder full of paperwork." You pull your folder out, dropping it on the desk. Fortunately, over a decade in the people's bank has prepared you for bureaucrats like this one. Sliding out the relevant forms, you point to the stamps, signatures (some forged) and the
'approved' stamp."Let's make something absolutely clear. This paperwork is immaculate, and if you want to fight me on that, I'll drag you before your boss. Would you like that? Having to explain to the Supreme Leader that you snubbed the head of the ministry of commerce, who provides billions of renminbi in vital investments, who pays for your precious oil subsidies, who paid for your food imports during the arduous march. Would you like to go up to him and explain why you snubbed me? Spent an entire day shifting me from one office to the next? Because unless we finish this here, and now. Believe me, your Supreme Leader will hear about it."

You finish at a low hiss, before regaining your composure. That was….satisfying. He seems taken aback, before hurriedly stamping the last 'approved' that you needed. He thrusts the paperwork back across the desk to you.

"T-thank you for your patronage. W-we will e-endeavour to provide you the best service possible." Aw, poor thing. You've terrified him! You file the paperwork, and are about to leave when an armed guard bursts in, clutching his rifle tightly. It is times like this you regret not following your husband's advice about always carrying a gun.

"Ambassador! There is a crazed german man in the lobby! He's demanding to see our guest!" Ah. That would be your husband. Hopefully he hasn't caused a diplomatic incident. He wasn't
technically a Chinese citizen yet, so this could get doubly complicated. You give the ambassador a warm smile, and get up.

"Don't worry, I'll deal with this." The guard stares at you as you exit the room, paperwork assembled, you have no reason to remain in this wretched place. Exiting, it is a brisk walk to where you can hear an angry, yelling german. It's hard to miss your husband, what with his massive height, and his…..fondness for tight shirts.

You just let him yell in words the guards don't understand for a few moments. He's cute when he is angry. However, in the name of preserving MOFCOM's fragile image, you walk out from behind the door, and he stops yelling the second he sees you.

"Liebling!" Well, he stops yelling at the
guards. The giant, monster of a german that you married two years ago practically charges at you, scooping you up in a giant hug, forcing you into his broad chest. You aren't exactly a short woman, but Reinhardt is so much bigger than you! He's practically seven feet tall!

"Crushing….me….help…." He drops you, allowing you to catch your breath. He chuckled and gives you a slap on the back

"Reinhardt saves the day again! Next time, get trapped somewhere less…..seventies." He jokes, and you can't help but laugh, giving his huge arm a squeeze.

"What, nervous you'll remember how damn old you are?" He feigns offense, and the two of you leave. He looks...frankly, he looks ridiculous in a suit. He's far better off in workout gear, or his old army stuff. You kind of wish they'd let him keep that uniform, he looked great in it.

"Let's go get some dinner, sweetie." You give him a kiss on the neck, because frankly that's as high as you can reach, even in heels, fortunately, you married a considerate man, and he leans down to kiss you back.





"So, how was the anniversary?" Gao asks as you both get comfortable in first class. Frankly, all chinese airlines are utter garbage, but out of all of them, China Southern was the least terrible. At least, in your opinion. Gao seems especially frazzled today, he hasn't even bothered to comb over his bald spot.

"It was good! It's been almost a month since we've actually seen each other in real life, so it was a welcome little break. I'm liking all these new restaurants popping up in Beijing. If only we could get a good beer house." You miss beer houses! They were the best part of being posted to germany! Well, after your husband, but still.

Gao chuckles, nodding. At least hearing your life is going well has reassured him somewhat. He does need to do something about that bald spot. It won't do to have it exposed like it is during your visit. This should be an…..interesting….few days. You've never been to North Korea. You've been to Germany, France, and the United Kingdom, but North Korea is a mystery to you. It's a mystery to most people. You've been briefed by three separate ministries on your valued ally. Everything from the fact the country is probably starving, to the fact it is flat broke. Those two things don't fill you with confidence, but at the very least MOFCOM staffs the
important people at their investments with Chinese nationals.

Settling into your seat, you just try and relax for the flight. Realistically, how bad could this be?



Well, you find out the answer quite quickly. The answer is better than you feared, but worse than you'd hoped. The country is in
dire straits, and if it were more urbanised they'd likely have had a Jade Revolution of their own. The guards look emaciated, as the military escort you are a part of zooms past a guard post. The ones with you look fine. Smartly dressed women, make-up on, rifles cleaned and polished to a ludicrous degree. Clearly an attempt to give you a good impression.

As the bus pulls up to a giant coal mine, you get out. Your own guards move to the door, opening it for you, as your Korean "escorts" simply wait for you to get out. You do, and you are surprised by what you see. You'd begun to focus more on the guards than on the road, and as you leave the bus, you are kind of stunned by the display in front of you. Immaculately dressed miners standing either side of a red carpet, hammers in hand, raising them in salute as you step onto the carpet. You take another step, and your guards filter out, taking up defensive positions on either side of the bus door.

Standing at the end of the carpet is some gnome. Or….wait, is that…..

You walk over towards him as the miners continue their salute. You are thankful for your years of training in the world of banking, otherwise you wouldn't have walked over properly. It's Kim Jong-Il. In the flesh.

You must've gawked at him a bit much, because he chuckles. "Yeah, I'm a short little turd, aren't I?" Welp. That wasn't something you were expecting. "Relax. I can't have
you shot. Smile for the cameras!" You stare at him, eyebrow raised. When a KCNA Reporter approaches you, though, you give him a handshake and smile for the photographer, you don't doubt all of the "independent newspapers" that operate in North Korea will be using that exact image for the next day.

The two of you begin to walk. Korean "escort" falling in behind you, and your own guards right behind them. You are thankful to have such heavily armed individuals. Behind
them is your entourage. Gao has gotten sick from dinner so it is just a handful of flunkies and handful of department heads. The trip is largely uneventful, but you are constantly surprised by Kim's….affeability. He's clearly an insane dictator, but one you can actually deal with. As he points out the latest facets of Chinese investment, he even gets almost childishly happy about the fact that MOFCOM installed a basketball court, for workers to use during their lunch break. Apparently he wants to create some kind of national league.

That's just weird, but as your week long tour comes to an end, and you are relaxing at his private estate with some hennessy (An absolutely insane expense, but you suppose one a dictator can afford), the two of you get to chatting. The view from his private villa is exquisite, and you are starting to think. Condos. Tourist buildings. If you could get Kim to open up his little kingdom a bit, you could make this country a tourist destination unlike anything the world has ever seen.

"Ahah. So, it is about ten minutes to midnight,and I'm going through all these state approved film scripts. I kid you not, all of them had me in a godzilla suit punching a monkey wearing an american flag. I just looked at the guy who'd given them to me, and he shrugs. Not even he knows what they are smoking!" You both laugh. It's such a weird feeling, laughing with a brutal dictator about awful film scripts. He drains his glass, and puts it down.

"It's good to meet a fellow film buff! I haven't met someone as interested in bond movies as I am….ever! Especially not from a country like
china." You nod. Bond isn't exactly a family name. Reinhardt introduced you to them, a few years ago so that you could start learning German better. The english version is much easier to understand. "Hah, I always wanted to make a Korean Bond film. Is that a thing….uh...a thing MOFCOM does? Movies?" You shake your head, pouring a fresh glass of the obscenely expensive alcohol. You top Kim's up as well.

"No, though, I'm sure if you proved there was a viable local industry we could arrange equipment loans and such. MOFCOM is all about fostering greater understanding through finance."You offer your glass in a toast, and Kim joins you.

"To China, and Korea! May the friendship between our nations last another hundred years!" You drain your glasses, and despite yourself, you feel the liquor go to your head a bit. This has been the strangest week of your damned life.


Gained a strange, sort of friend in the form of Kim Jong-Il. Chinese-Korean relationship salvaged. North Korean Foreign Ministry hates you. MOFA loves you!

[X] Focus on the core.China's core is far from underdeveloped, but it has.....weaknesses. Services are garbage, and the growing land locked cities are struggling with sudden expansion. MOFCOM resources could help keep things under control! It would also be a good way to expand CDA presence in the region, potentially even out of the cities.(MOFCOM resources will be focused on the Core of China, especially in agricultural zones)


(No rolls. MOFCOM INTERNAL AFFAIRS UNLOCKED)

The Core regions of China. Hubei, Henan, Anhui, Hunan and Jiangxi. Agricultural, mostly, but with exploding technology sectors, and heavy industry. They are growing at a rapid pace, often much, much faster than local infrastructure can handle. You aren't rails minister. That's not your area, but what
is your area, is ensuring that everything is much easier for business.

Business build roads, and rails! Especially if there is heavy incentives to do so, but that is further off.

Right now, you need to get your house in order.


[X] Hold a press conference. MOFCOM has been rocked by scandal in recent years, indeed, the Auditstorm that kicked off the first wave of Jade Revolution protests started in MOFCOM. Getting people familiar with your lovable face will help humanise the department, and if your years working for the Central Bank taught you anything, nobody suspects a woman of wrongdoing. They are too busy ignoring her. (Chance of Success: High. Result: MOFCOM associated with you. Public Trust improves slightly.)

(Press Conference Roll = 45. The public know who you are, for better, or worse.)

You don't get nervous often, but right now, you are feeling quite nervous. At least the worst of the controversies from the past few months have blown over. The economy has started to chug along, and the government is enjoying some very nice press coverage. MOFCOM hasn't even been in the major media for a few weeks, which is preferable to their covering the scandals that your ministry seems to generate like goddamn wildfire.

You wait patiently as the CCTV team finishes setting up the cameras, and several members of the press began to filter in, ensuring their cameras, and dictaphones are all set up. They don't want to miss anything. Which worries you, as despite the good vibes the capture of ETIP terrorists has generated, that's not really enough to deflect from MOFCOM's spotty history, especially in this highly charged, anti-corruption climate.

You are given the green light by the CCTV camera man, and you nod.

"Good Morning, people of China. I am Wen Hao, and I'd like to have a chat. I know many of you, who've been watching the news, and reading the papers, are aware of MOFCOM's legacy of corruption and graft. I am here, before you, as the new minister in charge of MOFCOM, and more than that, as someone committed to cleaning up the decades of graft, and corruption that MOFCOM and all it's previous incarnations have created."

You take a deep breath.

"Right now, MOFCOM is riddled with cronies from the communist era, but I stand before you and make a solemn vow. This time next year, when I come before you, it will be as the leader of a new MOFCOM! ALready, we are working with the NAO to help clean out the rot that has settled into your government. With the support of the President, and you all, I know we can work together to make China a great, free nation once more. I will now take questions."

It isn't a bad speech, and fortunately, it appears not telling the various news agencies what your planned speech was, has worked. No awkward questions about your North Korea visit, or comments on whether you think the government's alleged plan to negotiate with terrorists and the like. You don't want to get dragged into
that bitch fight. It's causing enough problems in cabinet, never mind the fucking public.


IMPORTANT FIGURES
GDP GROWTH: 2.1% On target
GDP growth has held up to expectations, thank god. Despite Hong Kong making markets uneasy, and the aftershocks of the revolution and somewhat disjointed government, it would appear the stability your North Korea visit has provide, reassuring factories in the North that they'd have plenty of cheap coal. It's also provided a bit of regional stability, and your obvious shifting of resources to unlock inner China's potential market, seem to have investors excited. At least for now.

Notable Headlines of Q1

The only really notable incident in the press was the massive fight between the communist-aligned Global Times, and the pro-CDA media over Xinjiang. It would ultimately end after Agriculture Minister Zheng Baowu castigated the leader of the Communist Party in the middle of a Congressional Session, and two ETIP (East Turkistan Islamic Party) leaders were apprehended by the army in an unrelated drug raid.


XINJIANG TERROR CONTINUES! GOVERNMENT KOWTOWS TO ISLAMISM!
(Global Times, February 9th, 2001)

CHENG SIWEI TO SUE GLOBAL TIMES FOR SLANDER
(Economic Observer, February 10th, 2001)

DNCA LEADER, "FREE PRESS NOT ESSENTIAL"
(Global Times, February 12th, 2001)

CHENG SIWEI, "GLOBAL TIMES DIGGING OWN GRAVE"
(Shanghai Post, February 15th, 2001)

PRESIDENT: SLANDEROUS ATTACKS ON GOVERNMENT RIDICULOUS
(Shanghai Post, February 16th, 2001)

PRESIDENT SIDES WITH CORPORATE ELITE VS. MEDIA!
(Global Times, February 20th, 2001)

ZHENG BAOWU CASTIGATES COMMUNISTS, "REFUSING TO MURDER CIVILIANS NOT A SIGN OF WEAKNESS"
(Guangming Daily, February 21st, 2001)

Full Quote: "
It isn't a sign of weakness to refuse to murder civilians, not that my communist counterparts would understand. Their response to all signs of disloyalty is to crush it with tanks."

XINJIANG BOMBING MASTERMINDS ARRESTED! DEFENSE MINISTER HAILS "CLEAR VALIDATION OF CURRENT STRATEGY"
(Shanghai Post, February 22nd, 2001)

KIM JONG-IL HOSTS CHINESE MINISTER AND STAFF, HAILS "OVER 50 YEARS OF GLORIOUS CO-OPERATION, WITH 50 MORE TO COME"
(Korean Central News Agency, March 20th, 2001)




Over 4300 words! That's got to be some kind of record for me. Anyway, enjoy the results, comment on them, do what you will, I'm going to see if I can finish any other quests tonight, and then get ready for exams.

See you all around!

 
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