You grin mischievously as you move closer to Akane's ear. She's so engrossed in the game that she can't notice you...as you lean towards her.
"Wild Abra used Teleport."
Just as you say that, Akane shoots upright. You watch in silent horror as she turns her head towards you, with two bloodshot, unblinking eyes. "What. Did you say. Sayaka?" She tilts her head.
"Uh...Pokemon joke?"
"Not much. Of a joke. Is it, Sayaka?" She tilts her head in the other direction. She's
really sleep-deprived. "Abra. Abra always teleports. I hate Abra. Abra can die. Abra should die. Abra deserves to die."
You wisely take a step back. "Akane, you're scaring me."
"No. Don't be afraid. There's no reason to be afraid. Unless you're Abra."