So I decided to jump on board the silly fluff thing.
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"God, this show is terrible," Kyouko said as she bit into a cracker, choking back laughter as a game show contestant gave a wrong answer and was catapulted through the air into a pool of goo. "Minako, promise me you'll never go on one of these things. It's all just people making asses of themselves on live television."
"Sure thing, Mom," Minako said, taking a sip of her drink. She didn't seem to be playing much attention to the TV despite her eyes being locked on it. "Doesn't seem like a lot of fun."
"Heh, yeah," Kyouko said before taking a sip of her own drink. "There's some sick pleasure in watching, though. Guess its schadenfreude, or something fancy like that."
"Maybe," Minako replied, idly nabbing a cracker from Kyouko's bag and munching on it.
Kyouko looked at her daughter out of the corner of her eye, one eyebrow raised. The young girl was a thousand miles away, deep in thought. It was never a good sign when kids got that look. It meant they were thinking about grown up things, or what they considered grown up, in any case.
Something Kyouko decided to nip in the bud before her daughter troubled her pretty little head any further. That was the proper parenting thing to do, right? Of course it was.
"So what's on your mind, squirt?" Kyouko asked, grinning. "Thinking about girls? Maybe boys? You know your Mommy and I will love you no matter who you like, though if they break your heart we'll break their legs. You can count on that."
"Huh? Wait, no!" Minako exclaimed, aghast at the very thought. "Ewwwww. No! I'm not thinking about anything like that, Mom! Gross."
"Then what's go you so bent out of shape, kiddo?"
"I was just thinking about some anime Mommy shared with me."
Kyouko's blood ran cold. "And why would this have you all out of sorts?"
"Well… I saw a bunch of characters acting like you do around Mommy. You know, around people they like."
"And?" Kyouko asked, waving a hand for her to continue.
Minako looked at her mother, sighed, then steeled herself to continue.
"Mom, are you a tsundere?"
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"SAYAKA!"
Sayaka turned from where she was making dinner, a simple dish of pasta and homemade sauce. "Yes, dear?"
"Don't you 'dear' me!" Kyouko growled, stomping into the kitchen. "Just what have you been showing our child?"
"I'm not sure what you mean."
"She just asked if I was a tsundere!" Kyouko shouted, pointing to where Minako stood half hidden by the wall separating the living room from the kitchen. "What kind of anime nonsense have you been sharing with her?"
"Just some of the classics, Kyouko," Sayaka said, shrugging. "No big deal."
"No big deal?" Kyouko asked. "I'd say it's a big deal when-"
She cut off as Sayaka pulled her into a hug, draping her arms across Kyouko's shoulders. The redhead tried to push her significant other off, but Sayaka just latched on tight and put her lips close to Kyouko's ear.
"Come on, dear. It's nothing to get worked up about." She smiled, leaning closer as Kyouko blushed. "Besides, I'll be sure to make it up to you."
Kyouko's face went as red as her hair, and she hid her face down into Sayaka's shoulder. Sayaka giggled and nuzzled her wife's hair, making Kyouko squirm in her grip. She didn't try to break away, however.
"What did you have in mind?" Kyouko whispered.
"You'll see," Sayaka said with a smile, giving Kyouko a peck on the cheek and letting go. "For now, I need to finish dinner."
"We-Well," she stammered, trying and failing to regain her composure. "I suppose that's all right then."
"Mom," Minako said as she stepped out from behind the wall. "You really
are tsundere."
"MINAKO!"