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SayakaQuest Thread 10: Glory To The Death

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[X] Ask her what it is.
[x] Hug

Well, we shouldn't have to worry too much. Kyouko doesn't have much more in the way of bombshells she can drop on us. . .right?
 
[x] Head pat/stroke.
[x] Ask her what's wrong.

HERE COMES THE TRAUMA TRAIN!
 
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Kyouko: You see… Sayaka, I'm pregnant!
Sayaka: o_O Wait, what? How is that possible?
Kyouko: I don't know! But I… I think you're the father!
Sayaka: Okay, hold up. When did our crazy lives become like one of Homura's awful soap operas?
Homura: *Appears out of thin air* Because that's one of my powers.
Sayaka: Substituting reality with cheesy, ham-fisted drama?
Homura: Yes.
Sayaka: Why?
Homura: Why not?
 
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Winged Knight said:
Kyouko: You see… Sayaka, I'm pregnant!
Sayaka: o_O Wait, what? How is that possible?
Kyouko: I don't know! But I… I think you're the father!
Sayaka: Okay, hold up. When did our crazy lives become like one of Homura's awful soap operas?
Homura: *Appears out of thin air* Because that's one of my powers.
Sayaka: Substituting reality with cheesy, ham-fisted drama?
Homura: Yes.
Sayaka: Why?
Homura: Why not?
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Someone should really write this as a full non-canon short.
 
Her head is on our lap. Not optimal hugging position.

[x] Head pat/stroke.
[x] Ask her what's wrong.

She's probably seeing similarities between Godzilla and Walpurgisnacht. Hopefully we can turn this into a fun "who would win in a fight" conversation.
 
[x] Head pat/stroke.
[x] Ask her what's wrong.
 
[x] Head pat/stroke.
[x] Ask her what's wrong.

Kyouko: I'm in love with another.
Sayaka: Who is this girl?!
Kyouko: She... is... you! I love you!
 
krahe said:
[x] Head pat/stroke.
[x] Ask her what's wrong.

Kyouko: I'm in love with another.
Sayaka: Who is this girl?!
Kyouko: She... is... you! I love you!
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Ah… The Betty Grof Maneuver. A fine stratagem in the eternal battle that is romance.



As for my vote...

[x] Head pat/stroke.
[x] Ask her what's wrong.
 
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Wixelt said:
Someone should really write this as a full non-canon short.
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Here you go, jumping onto the Omake bandwagon. Poorly written and straight from the press.

Anxiously, Sayaka Miki paced back and forth in front of a plain white door, haphazardly adorned with various pastel stickers.
Every so often, the girl would stop for a moment to fearfully appraise the door, before violently shaking her head, blue hair splaying every which way then resuming her pacing.
Across from the door, Madoka Kaname (who had come to support her friend after receiving a frantic call) and Homura Akemi (who may as well have been tied to the pinkette at the hip) were seated at an uncomfortable bench, watching Sayaka repeat the same motions.
"Listen, Sayaka" Madoka timidly called out to the girl.
Sayaka grunted in acknowledgement, still pacing.
"I'm sure Kyouko is fine" she attempted, floundering for something to say, before weakly nudging Homura in a plea for support.
Wearily, the glasses clad girl adjusted her frames, smiling at Madoka before eying the bluenette with obvious irritation.
"Perhaps she has food poisoning?" she drawled, shrugging.
At this, Sayaka paused, turning to face her.
"Food poisoning?" Sayaka replied, voice laced with sarcasm. "She takes dismemberment in stride, but bad fish leaves her hospitalized?" the girl hissed.
"Sayaka" Madoka softly spoke, an attempt to soothe the girl. "It was just a suggest-"
"Technically, this is a pediatrician" Homura blurted.
Sayaka exploded.
"That's beside the poi-!"
"Oh, are you fighting over little old me~?" a cheerful voice interrupted.
Startled, the trio turned to see that the door had opened while they were distracted.
In the doorway stood Kyouko, bashfully twirling a few strands of her hair and blushing profusely.
"Kyouko!" Sayaka cheered, latching onto the girl and promptly ignoring Madoka and Homura. "Did you figure out what that week long stomachache was about?" she asked.
"Uhh, yeah about that" Kyouko chuckled nervously, blush practically glowing.
She muttered incomprehensibly into her girlfriend's ear.
"Come again?" Sayaka asked, head tilted in confusion.
"I said…. I'mpregnant"the red-head mumbled.
Sayaka paused. Loosening her hold onto Kyouko, she led the girl to the couch Madoka and Homura were occupying and sat down heavily, plopping Kyouko onte her lap.
"…. C-c-come again?" the girl weakly repeated.
"You're going to be a father…. mother…. Something!" Kyouko declared happily, awkwardly embracing her stunned partner.
"Congratulations!" Madoka gushed, joining in on the embrace, while Homura nodded as if this had been a foregone conclusion.
After a few more moments of dumb shock, Sayaka finally managed to reply.
"….What?"
"Babies!" Kyouko declared, drawing worried stares from the various children and adults within the pediatrician's office. "We're having babies!"
"…. How?"
"Magic!" Both Kyouko and Madoka announced in unison.
'Homs?' Sayaka mentally implored the time-traveler beside her. 'Can you make some sense out of this?'
Mentally, Homura sighed.
'It's more than likely that as a result of the many time loops I've created beginning to overlap, some "unforeseen" anomalies may come to be' she offered.
"But, we're both girls" Sayaka argued, speaking aloud.
"All of your kisses must have been filled with LOVE!" Kyouko replied as Madoka continued to squeal with joy.
'Correction, you are both "Magical" girls' Homura stated.
"That still doesn't…."
"Can I be the Godmother?" Madoka asked out of the blue.

 
The only explanation I can give is that I wanted to make something short and stupid involving a soap opera joke. This is best I could come up with.

Yeah... It's not very good, is it?
 
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