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So does anyone else despise the Council of Winds, or am I alone in my avid hatred of them?
I've no idea what they are, so I can't say. Do you dislike them for in-character reasons, or bad-writing reasons?
So does anyone else despise the Council of Winds, or am I alone in my avid hatred of them?
I think they're the guys in the bureau of seasons stuck in a permanent gridlock.I've no idea what they are, so I can't say. Do you dislike them for in-character reasons, or bad-writing reasons?
So...the average Yu-shan department?I think they're the guys in the bureau of seasons stuck in a permanent gridlock.
More like the average government department.... but yes.
They are the guys who take a significant and dynamic part of any world and turn it into Equestria with bears. I haaaaaaaaaaaate them.I've no idea what they are, so I can't say. Do you dislike them for in-character reasons, or bad-writing reasons?
What?They are the guys who take a significant and dynamic part of any world and turn it into Equestria with bears. I haaaaaaaaaaaate them.
I am also just getting more confused.
That description contains a healthy dose of personal bias, of course.
A little bad weather makes prayer go up, but too much bad weather makes prayer drop to unacceptable levels.They control and regulate the weather, and that makes me mad enough to chew nails, because, imo, weather should be the last thing in all of Creation to be smoothly and reliably operated.
I mean, it's the sort of thing you REALLY want controlled? The Realm has an entire office of Thaumaturges to exactingly control their weather, but msot of Creation will pray really, really hard for good weather.They control and regulate the weather, and that makes me mad enough to chew nails, because, imo, weather should be the last thing in all of Creation to be smoothly and reliably operated.
Yes, there is a God for everything, even if there really doesn't need to be. I would note though that the Bureau of Seasons literally makes the Seasons. They might not do a great job, but they are at least basally functional, and it's leadership is not terribly corrupt.Isn't every aspect of life in Creation under divine oversight? I don't even think bear-dragons are neccesarily doing a particularly good job, but everything has a formal office in Heaven. Given how bad Yu-Shan's bureaucracy generally is, it's unlikely most things (including weather) are exactly on plan* though generally it works like 'normal'.
...Kinda? Ghataru, head of the Aerial Legion, and thus the Bureau of Seasons as a whole, is pretty much incorruptable....but he's also unwilling to actually use his power without Solar approval, because he is big on rule adherence and technically he does not have the authority to march the Legion into Creation. Ghataru is a stand up guy, unfortunately his strict rule adherence and extreme willpower in the face of those trying to convince him to do things means he does very little, because RULES. This means he also has to be paranoid, because lots of people want to murder him and replace him with someone more pliable. It would be hard though, because he's a monster in combat fitting his position as head of Yu-shan's military. His second, Nazri, is also in love with him, also powerful, and also basically a standup moral serpent monster as much as a Storm Serpent can be, but is in love with her boss and this clouds her judgement.Are they called out as being particularly effective at their job or something like that?
Actually, I have a question.The Council of Winds, the elemental court of the Wind Masters, claims authority over every air elemental in Creation. Though they're not the only dragons to claim authority over all elementals of their sort, no other dragons can count on as many elementals to agree and submit. The Council of Winds is also the elemental court with the strongest remaining ties to Yu-Shan—though the great bears retain independence from the Bureau of Seasons' full control, they nevertheless works eagerly with the Celestial storm serpent Nasri and Shogun-Regent Ghataru. The Wind Masters need the support of Heaven, for only this cooperation provides for them the leniency they require to pursue their endless military crusades against the elementals of water. For the past 1,000 years, the elementals of air have waged pogrom after pogrom against the water elementals, decimating the ranks of the latter and ensuring that the air elementals have control over the courts of the North and the West.
Roll of Glorious Divinity pg 40 talks about them
Maybe not particularly effective, but certainly particularly organized, an more importantly, particularly monolithic/centralized. I would have much less of a problem if "spirits who control the weather" and "spirits under the authority of the Council of Winds" weren't basically synonymous.Are they called out as being particularly effective at their job or something like that?
Sure, but the people of Creation would want a lot of things to be controlled, and they are often disappointed. That weather, of all things, is one of the things that is, in my eyes lessens the setting and murders dozens of potential story hooks or bits of setting flavor in the cradle.I mean, it's the sort of thing you REALLY want controlled? The Realm has an entire office of Thaumaturges to exactingly control their weather, but msot of Creation will pray really, really hard for good weather.
I should note, that I have zero problems with the Bureau of Seasons. Climates being regulated are fine, seasons being regulated are fine, weather being regulated is not fine....Kinda? Ghataru, head of the Aerial Legion, and thus the Bureau of Seasons as a whole, is pretty much incorruptable....but he's also unwilling to actually use his power without Solar approval, because he is big on rule adherence and technically he does not have the authority to march the Legion into Creation. Ghataru is a stand up guy, unfortunately his strict rule adherence and extreme willpower in the face of those trying to convince him to do things means he does very little, because RULES. This means he also has to be paranoid, because lots of people want to murder him and replace him with someone more pliable. It would be hard though, because he's a monster in combat fitting his position as head of Yu-shan's military. His second, Nazri, is also in love with him, also powerful, and also basically a standup moral serpent monster as much as a Storm Serpent can be, but is in love with her boss and this clouds her judgement.
So, here's the thing. Storm Serpents, and what they say about the setting, embody at least 40% of why I hate how Exalted handles weather, with the Council of Winds and assorted other pet peeves making up the rest.Oh yeah, that's another reason weather control is important. In big thunderstorms Storm Serpents can spontaneously form. They live and die with their storm normally, but for their short lives are very dangerous, even to Exalts. They can do a lot of damage if left alone, and so not having those appear is kind of a big deal in a lot of large population centers. That means a lot of rewards for those who keep them away, thus Gods willing to shape weather.
I feel your pain. As far as I can tell, and having looked through Games of Divinity as well, the Air Elementals just one day got together and said, "Hey, you know those water elementals? Fuck those guys."Actually, I have a question.
I have repeatedly scoured the 2E books for the explanation just fucking why does there exist a feud perpetrated by the air elementals against the water elementals. I have found no explanation.
So. WHY is there a feud?
That would make sense if the Air Elementals oppressed the Water Elementals, but less so when the Air Elementals are going on an organized, active campaign of genocide.Classism. Air Elementals are better off than Water Elementals, so they can stomp all over water elementals and they can't do shit about it.
But noooo. We need to child proof Creation's weather, and keep it centralized and regulated, so that people are protected from the horrors of fucking thunderstorms.
Exalted is an animistic setting. The weather doesn't just happen, it has to be planned and arranged by Gods and Elementals.But noooo. We need to child proof Creation's weather, and keep it centralized and regulated, so that people are protected from the horrors of fucking thunderstorms.![]()
Clearly it's cause Water Elementals don't have souls.Actually, I have a question.
I have repeatedly scoured the 2E books for the explanation just fucking why does there exist a feud perpetrated by the air elementals against the water elementals. I have found no explanation.
So. WHY is there a feud?
They aren't. Almost any god can learn to manipulate local weather. Hell, mortals can learn to manipulate local weather. The Council of Winds does not have a monopoly on Weather Control. It's too accessible. Field God? Easily could make it rain. Ocean Father? Yeah, he can whip up a storm. Hell, Storm Mothers sure as fuck manipulate weather, and sure as fuck don't answer to the Council of Winds.Maybe not particularly effective, but certainly particularly organized, an more importantly, particularly monolithic/centralized. I would have much less of a problem if "spirits who control the weather" and "spirits under the authority of the Council of Winds" weren't basically synonymous.
Fear. They need Celestial backing, that backing is from the Bureau of Seasons. Ghataru hates corruption, so does Nazri. Nazri also likely has a reputation as a hardass/violent bitch after she made of Ryzala. Nazri was willing to murder the worshippers oft he head of the Bureau of Heaven en-mass to make a point. What might she do to subordinate who betray her trust? How much might she get away with?Like you said, most of Creation is willing to pray really hard for good weather, so why is the Council of Winds functional and relatively corruption free instead of rife with Elon Musk levels of extortion?
...If you regulate Climates and Seasons, weather is going to be pretty stable.I should note, that I have zero problems with the Bureau of Seasons. Climates being regulated are fine, seasons being regulated are fine, weather being regulated is not fine.
I think your perspective may be off. The base Storm Serpent isn't that big a deal to a Celestial. It is a nasty threat to many DBs though, and capable of destroying a moderate settlement rapidly if left unchecked. They are Terrifying Mortal Peril to 99% of Creation.
Thunderstorms are not the issue. The murderous spirits capable of destroying towns are. Besides, most Creation societies are very low down the tech tree. Nasty winds can damage crops, leading to famine. So can flooding from heavy rain. A stray lightning bolt could start a fire that destroys a ramshackle thatch-roofed village. A Thunderstorm is itself a thing to consider, but when you put a powerful, murderous intent behind it, capable of magic? Yeah, beg the Gods. Beg hard, you need their help.But noooo. We need to child proof Creation's weather, and keep it centralized and regulated, so that people are protected from the horrors of fucking thunderstorms.![]()
His second, Nazri, is also in love with him, also powerful, and also basically a standup moral serpent monster as much as a Storm Serpent can be, but is in love with her boss and this clouds her judgement.
So, here's the thing. Storm Serpents, and what they say about the setting, embody at least 40% of why I hate how Exalted handles weather, with the Council of Winds and assorted other pet peeves making up the rest.
Storm Serpents are among, if not the, most dangerous types of air elemental. They are among the most powerful and dangerous types of elemental below the Elemental Dragons, flat out. And they show up with big thunderstorms.
Big. Thunderstorms.
From my ass and hate-tinted lens, mostly. I'm not gonna go ahead and claim that my dislike is wholly rational and logical.
Indeed, not gonna deny that part of my dislike comes from the friction of what is logical for the setting and its themes grinding against how I would like weather in Exalted to work.Exalted is an animistic setting. The weather doesn't just happen, it has to be planned and arranged by Gods and Elementals.
Note that this doesn't mean that the weather is perfectly suited for humankind. Only in places like the Realm, where they can strong arm gods into obeying do they get idyllic weather patterns. And even then it's not "child proofed".
Yeah, not denying that my bias colors my ranting.I think your perspective may be off. The base Storm Serpent isn't that big a deal to a Celestial. It is a nasty threat to many DBs though, and capable of destroying a moderate settlement rapidly if left unchecked. They are Terrifying Mortal Peril to 99% of Creation.
Mortals can control the weather with the help of spirits from the Council of Winds depending on edition, and in both 1e and 2e they certainly did so at the Council's sufferance.They aren't. Almost any god can learn to manipulate local weather. Hell, mortals can learn to manipulate local weather. The Council of Winds does not have a monopoly on Weather Control. It's too accessible. Field God? Easily could make it rain. Ocean Father? Yeah, he can whip up a storm. Hell, Storm Mothers sure as fuck manipulate weather, and sure as fuck don't answer to the Council of Winds.
That's a fair point.Thunderstorms are not the issue. The murderous spirits capable of destroying towns are. Besides, most Creation societies are very low down the tech tree. Nasty winds can damage crops, leading to famine. So can flooding from heavy rain. A stray lightning bolt could start a fire that destroys a ramshackle thatch-roofed village. A Thunderstorm is itself a thing to consider, but when you put a powerful, murderous intent behind it, capable of magic? Yeah, beg the Gods. Beg hard, you need their help.
Oh. Well...Indeed, not gonna deny that part of my dislike comes from the friction of what is logical for the setting and its themes grinding against how I would like weather in Exalted to work.
Elementals that are basically MLP-ponies with the serial numbers filed off should totally be a thing in CreationThey are the guys who take a significant and dynamic part of any world and turn it into Equestria with bears. I haaaaaaaaaaaate them.
Hurricane-kaijus existing would basically mean that it is totally possible for some powerful enough asshole to sabotage the weather management teams and send the thing flying towards the Realm or something.Storm Serpents are fucking lame, yet they're the biggest, nastiest weather spirits out there. The regulation of the weather would be a lot more palatable to me if a lot of the work the Council of Winds did was the thankless, often impossible task of shepherding massive hurricane-behemoths, each unique with their own name; keeping them from wiping coastal cities off the map and doing damage control on all the lesser storms the the hurricane spirits spew forth as they travel inland, until they exhaust themselves and fly back to sea to slumber.
Well it was productive to me, since I got to bitch about things!Oh. Well...
I don't know how to have a... productive conversation when it's just a case of "I don't like it because i don't like it"? Best advice I can offer is change it when you run a game where they come up?
Or there is a small storm that no one considers dangerous enough to be worth bothering with, but then some foul anathema drag a bunch of magical tropical water into the storm's path, causing it to abruptly swell in power; a panic ensues because the Hurricane Wyrm is now too close to the Blessed Isle to stop it in time.Hurricane-kaijus existing would basically mean that it is totally possible for some powerful enough asshole to sabotage the weather management teams and send the thing flying towards the Realm or something.
I can see it now:
"Breaking news! Council of Winds assassinated by perfidious anathema! Hurricane Wyrm Iudex to reach landfall on the western coast of the Blessed Isle!"