1. Have fun. If you think you are not having fun in this quest, please perform the Rites of Self-Excoriation. Picture the Emperor frowning sternly in your direction. Do not picture him looking directly at you, as you are probably not worthy of his attention. Then repeat this process until you start having fun again, or until you pass out from blood loss, whichever comes first.
2. Keep it respectful. Disrespecting other Imperial citizens is a sign that you may someday consider thinking about heresy, which is a capital offense.
3. Obey the site rules. The rules of this site are in place for good reason. Breaking the rules will result in the application of frowny faces, infractions, and the liberal application of sass.