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Wow that's a blast from the past. But I could have sworn that was SC 1, not SC 2. I played a ton of SC1, not so much on 2. I can't get either version from Steam to work in my computer so I could double check my guess. (They didn't bother posting a manual that I could find for either game, as well.)
Try this, it'll at least get you SC2. And I've sometimes had luck with Gog versions when Steam versions don't work, but I'd only grab the SC1 Gog version - use UQM for SC2, there's mods and everything!
 
Now I am wondering if there are an Worm/Discworld crossovers, starring witch!Taylor.
I want a Discworld / Mass Effect crossover. The shear amount of dropped jaws as they discover what the discworlders live on would shake the Citadel to pieces.

Also really want to see what the diplomatic party from the Discworld to the Council would look like... would they send Rincewind (against his wishes)? Maybe some people from the Unseen University would tag along. Hilarity ensues.
 
*Quietly taking notes in the background for her own fic.*
Ooh, linky once it's posted? The other thing we maybe-figured-out on the thread I first posited that is that it's possible all the Reapers do use ship-scale biotics already, just only Barriers and self-Stasis to tank stuff far in excess of what their shields or hull can, which is why once Sovereign's concentration was broken when Shepard's team took down puppet-Saren and he was rebooting, all of a sudden the fleet's weapons could actually hurt him when they had just been bouncing off before - and he was killed before he could bring those defensive biotic abilities back online.
 
Ooh, linky once it's posted? The other thing we maybe-figured-out on the thread I first posited that is that it's possible all the Reapers do use ship-scale biotics already, just only Barriers and self-Stasis to tank stuff far in excess of what their shields or hull can, which is why once Sovereign's concentration was broken when Shepard's team took down puppet-Saren and he was rebooting, all of a sudden the fleet's weapons could actually hurt him when they had just been bouncing off before - and he was killed before he could bring those defensive biotic abilities back online.
Quite possible. But it's still a very weak showing compared to a Reaper opening up a naval battle by going Biotic Charge! Singularity! Full Broadside & Shockwave!

It's kind of Chad Reaper versus the canon Space Cuttlefish.
 
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Quite possible. But it's still a very weak showing compared to a Reaper opening up a naval battle by going Biotic Charge! Singularity! Full Broadside & Shockwave!

It's kind of Chad Reaper versus the canon Space Cuttlefish.
Oh yeah, definitely - I'm the one that brought up biotic Reapers recently in the first place, I'm 100% behind canon Reapers falling far short of what they could have been. Just thought I'd bring it up, as it was kinda a revelation on the thread it happened in that Sovereign going down like a chump after puppet-Saren was defeated might have been what little remained in the final game of perhaps-planned biotic Reapers. Also, if Bioware had've done this, it could've explained at least some of the difference between Codex space battles and cutscene ones, in that yes, the Citadel forces would have preferred a long-range artillery duel, but Sovereign bulled right into the middle of them and opened up in multiple directions with both weapons and biotics because that's what you can do if you really know eezo, yet it goes against all training and doctrine for Citadel forces. But instead Bioware in later space combat kept with the knife-fighting stuff even when no Reaper was around, completely invalidating what the Codex claims about space battles.
 
I've added forward/backward links to the side story chapters to make it easier to navigate now. That should make people nod approvingly then go on with their lives... ;)
 
Ooh, linky once it's posted? The other thing we maybe-figured-out on the thread I first posited that is that it's possible all the Reapers do use ship-scale biotics already, just only Barriers and self-Stasis to tank stuff far in excess of what their shields or hull can, which is why once Sovereign's concentration was broken when Shepard's team took down puppet-Saren and he was rebooting, all of a sudden the fleet's weapons could actually hurt him when they had just been bouncing off before - and he was killed before he could bring those defensive biotic abilities back online.

Already posting it to SV, and have been for the past 3 years. ^^ Link in my siggy.

I recently (a couple months back) finished the ME1 story arc. Sovvie was -devastating- in that fight. they couldn't hurt him, he kept taking down ship after ship with single shots of his hell-beams. Until -something- happened, at any rate. ^^ what, well, you'll have to read the story to find out. ~.^
 
Already posting it to SV, and have been for the past 3 years. ^^ Link in my siggy.

I recently (a couple months back) finished the ME1 story arc. Sovvie was -devastating- in that fight. they couldn't hurt him, he kept taking down ship after ship with single shots of his hell-beams. Until -something- happened, at any rate. ^^ what, well, you'll have to read the story to find out. ~.^
Welp, I'm off to binge a new fic. See ya all later!
 
"Admiral! These primitives have punched a hole in the side of our flagship and sent in infantry! What do we do?"

"Get the Marines down there right now, for the Spirits sake!"

"Ah... Admiral?"

"What now?"

"I'm getting reports the hole is now larger and they're sending tracked vehicles with crew-served weapons aboard."

"That's impossible, they won't fit in the corridors, you idiot."

"They're very small tracked vehicles. With very small crews."

"...What?"

"Now they're launching aircraft into the main engineering room. Little tiny aircraft that are shooting everything in sight!"

"...WHAT?!"

"ADMIRAL! THERE ARE HEAVILY ARMORED TROOPS RIDING SOME SORT OF ANIMAL DOWN THE ACCESSWAYS, AND HITTING OUR CREW WITH CLUBS WHILE SOMEONE PLAYS A HORRIBLE SQUEALING MUSIC FROM A BAG WITH TUBES!"

"..."

"
Call for surrender. All our people are to lay down their weapons and hope for mercy. We can't win against the tube-bag."

"Sir."
Missing a threadmark.
 
Hrm, here's a thought I just had, a species with complete mastery over its solar system would include control over the light of it's star, right? How would a ME ship handle a beam of concentrated starlight? It would be pretty simple to redirect starlight from generating power to focus on a ship. It would be pretty short ranged, but it's the entire power output of a star on a relatively small area.
 
The entire Mass Effect crossover omake series... I think that's canon at this point, just happening at some unspecified future date. It's too good not to be.

electronic dance music which merged seamlessly with techno
As far as 99.9% of the human population is concerned, there is literally no difference between those two genres. And they're not wrong. Both are just random noise that ignores all theories of composition as long as whatever sounds are used feel good when you're high on Ecstasy.

It leaves this line looking like nonsense. Might as well be saying something tasted like "steak which merged seamlessly with t-bone steak." Or, and this is coming from a major metal-head, like "metal which merged seamlessly with heavy metal."
 
How would a ME ship handle a beam of concentrated starlight? It would be pretty simple to redirect starlight from generating power to focus on a ship. It would be pretty short ranged, but it's the entire power output of a star on a relatively small area.
I suspect that normal ME shields could be readily adapted to bend light around a ship, but that such measures would need to be prepared well ahead of time and require a great deal of potentially restricted knowledge.
 
How would a ME ship handle a beam of concentrated starlight?

It wouldn't.

Nothing would.

The potential power output of our star is far larger than most people assume, its far larger than most people are capable of understanding.

If you get to grab solar output and aim it like an energy weapon, whatever you point it at will just.... not be there anymore.

No joke, the kind of power were talking about doesn't really have a sane reference frame. Uhh, the PC you're reading this from has between a 500 to 1000 watt power supply. You get billed by your power company in kilowatt hours so between half and one unit of power to run it for an hour. (not really, cause draw depends on how hard you're working it and the power supply is rated at max, but whatever easy math.)

The suns output is around 400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts an hour.

Or around 33 trillion times our species current total energy budget.

You just flat out, can not build something that cant stand up to that kind of hit.
 
The human race uses roughly 18 Terawatts, that's 18,000,000,000,000 watts of electricity. A solar array in the Sahara desert of a mere ~315,000km2, or ~121,500 sq mi, or, (in American terms) roughly the size of New Mexico, would cover our entire electricity budget with our current population and industry. A solar array covering the entirety of the Sahara would generate roughly seven times not only the human species' electricity budget, but our total energy usage, for everything we do as a species, including the solar energy and nutrients our crops take in to grow, every molecule of dirty hydrocarbon we burn, every bit of energy the plants we feed our food animals on take in. And that is one not-so-large area on one not-so-large planet, eight light-minutes from the sun. The amount the sun itself puts out, the amount a Type-II Kardashev civilisation that can harness the total energy output of their home star would have available to turn into a laser if they really wanted, is literally impossible for humans to comprehend in any real way. We can do the calculations, see the numbers, but turning that into multiples of anything any human has real-life experience with is too much for our tiny little minds.
 
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It wouldn't.

Nothing would.

The potential power output of our star is far larger than most people assume, its far larger than most people are capable of understanding.

If you get to grab solar output and aim it like an energy weapon, whatever you point it at will just.... not be there anymore.

No joke, the kind of power were talking about doesn't really have a sane reference frame. Uhh, the PC you're reading this from has between a 500 to 1000 watt power supply. You get billed by your power company in kilowatt hours so between half and one unit of power to run it for an hour. (not really, cause draw depends on how hard you're working it and the power supply is rated at max, but whatever easy math.)

The suns output is around 400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 watts an hour.

Or around 33 trillion times our species current total energy budget.

You just flat out, can not build something that cant stand up to that kind of hit.
Is there any actual reason why one couldn't stand up such power simply by warping space around the ship in order to as a result bend the path of light that would otherwise hit the ship? This could probably also deflect most unguided munitions. Of course actually pulling something like that off would be power intensive, require a lot of time to put together , and require ridiculously advanced knowledge and research much of which would in the ME universe probably be restricted.
 
Is there any actual reason why one couldn't stand up such power simply by warping space around the ship in order to as a result bend the path of light that would otherwise hit the ship? This could probably also deflect most unguided munitions. Of course actually pulling something like that off would be power intensive, require a lot of time to put together , and require ridiculously advanced knowledge and research much of which would in the ME universe probably be restricted.

You would need an equally stupid defense.

If you can create a black hole on demand to deflect stellar output then you're already playing in the same kind of "reality is my bitch" levels of ultra powered sandbox.

Star Trek shields for example are a gravity warp, but they are an active one, so the more energy you push at the shield the more energy the shield needs to push back. Components burn out, and power output limits being hit is why the shields slowly fail as they are stressed.

You'd need the ability to make a gravity distortion strong enough to shield you, that didn't require active maintenance.

It's in theory possible, but that's like saying a Dyson Sphere is in theory possible. We can imagine it, doesn't mean its the slightest bit feasible.
 
Already posting it to SV, and have been for the past 3 years. ^^ Link in my siggy.

I recently (a couple months back) finished the ME1 story arc. Sovvie was -devastating- in that fight. they couldn't hurt him, he kept taking down ship after ship with single shots of his hell-beams. Until -something- happened, at any rate. ^^ what, well, you'll have to read the story to find out. ~.^
I'm on mobile so I can't see it, can I get a link please?
 
Is there any actual reason why one couldn't stand up such power simply by warping space around the ship in order to as a result bend the path of light that would otherwise hit the ship?
Because that much energy at any focusable density would be hitting a larger surface area then an average planet, so unless you can warp an area larger then the size of Neptune around your ship, you will still be caught in the beam.
 
I suspect that normal ME shields could be readily adapted to bend light around a ship, but that such measures would need to be prepared well ahead of time and require a great deal of potentially restricted knowledge.
If they could do that why don't they do the same thing to bend all projectiles around the ship? Gravetic effects that bend light paths also bend the paths of stuff slower than light at least as much.
 
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