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She's breading miniature giant space whales!
Keep a miniature Warrior in your house with a mini Thinker! Make sure to feed them, give them walkies, and let them play with the licensed Infinity-Cube(tm) as they try to figure out entropy!
Dress them in barbie clothes!
Make sure to take your meds though- superpowers are contagious, and if you don't want to do that, make sure to get both neutered/spayed.
 
Do you know of any other stores with a similar idea.

The author wrote an Omake where the Taylor Varga crowd visits canon Worm on the day that Taylor is shoved in the locker. There is shenanigans. Later in the story Taylor Varga Danny (aka Boss Hebert) visits canon Danny to advise him on being a parent to a Parahuman daughter and dealing with the general insanity she gets involved in.
 
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and with any luck the Dallon family and indeed New Wave would sort out the internal issues that led to the problems she'd had to arrange to deal with.

If not… well, she had other options and plans arranged just in case. She hoped that they wouldn't become necessary, but if they did, other steps could be taken.

She's definitely still the Queen of Escalation™

After nearly a minute, Vicky said, "That's a lot of money."

"Yes."

"Like, a lot of money."

"Yes."

"And they even set up a bank account for you."

"Yes."

"There's a debit card attached to this for the account."

"Yes."

Amy and Vicky blankly exchanged a look of disbelief.

"Next time we go shopping it's on you," Vicky finally added with a rather shaky smile.

"Yes."

I love how amy is shocked into monosyllabic responses :rofl:

"Them?" Paul asked mildly. "Who is them? I thought we were them."

"No, we're us," David commented, smirking visibly. "They're them."

"Are you sure?" Contessa asked, her eyes glinting with humor.

"If we're us and they're them..." Paul mused, thoughtfully. "I don't know. Maybe some of us are some of them?"

"If even one of us is one of them, it raised the possibility that all of us might be..."

"All of them?" Contessa tilted her head and looked interested.

This is hilarious, but it's getting old. RCB seems about ready to go completely off the deep end, so I'd think the rest of Caudron would be trying to defuse this ticking time bomb, rather than making jokes about it. They're, honestly, acting really dumb right now.
 
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I was not expecting robot dragonflies, but was right that QA was helping look after Amy. :D Best [NotHost] continues to make life better for her partner. Looks like Amy and Vicky will be able to get some peace. Thanks for sharing.
 
I don't think she built just a shard I think she made Shard 2.0: shard harder and better

I agree that I don't think Taylor built a Shard, but as far as Shard 2.0 goes, maybe kind of - I think Taylor built better physical Hardware (body,) to house the Shard Software (Mind / Programming.) Possible since it sounds like the Entities use very inefficient, wasteful methods when they build Shards, and Taylor has been trained in Science and Tech by Highly Technologically Advanced Aliens...

Which is why Taylor's "Shard 2.0" body is so small compared to the Shard bodies created by the Entities, and yet according to Taylor still has more room and is more advanced than what the Entities made. And the worst part is that... She's probably right. She's just that good.
 
A this point Cauldron is almost better off pushing Becky off the deep end. In a manner that dosen't out Becky's dual-identity or expose the Caldron Conspiracy. But in a way that makes Becky a spectacle, because Becky is riding along Don Quixote himself, tilling at windmills. She kinda deserves it.
 
causing a deep fracture that allowed a large pocket of natural gas to escape under pressure to the surface
Snerk. Did they seriously use the "gas leak" explosion? As part of an actual government cover-up?! :rofl:
Outside dozens more insectoid robots, indistinguishable from real dragonflies, flew hither and yon, interacting with the world without comment or notice.
I figured it was her doing somehow!
"Cool," she muttered. "I've never really spent any time looking at insects, but their biology is really neat. Their eyes are way better than I'd have expected..."
Either Amy is great at coverups or that one's legit (but probably QA's doing this time).
I suspect both of them probably have lots of spy drones out and about, and I can see Taylor being amused at making her tech versions of QA's method of choice.

Also, she's doing a quite effective impression of "Big Sister" on at least her town and possibly the planet, given her comment about "someone using her technology in Nevada." Good thing she's friendly...
"None," she replied, shaking her head. Putting the tablet down she added, "An excellent and plausible cover story."

"It's bullshit!"

Everyone looked at Rebecca again.
Well, she's not wrong. Too bad she's the next incarnation of Void Cowboy. :D
"Them?" Paul asked mildly. "Who is them? I thought we were them."

"No, we're us," David commented, smirking visibly. "They're them."

"Are you sure?" Contessa asked, her eyes glinting with humor.

"If we're us and they're them..." Paul mused, thoughtfully. "I don't know. Maybe some of us are some of them?"

"If even one of us is one of them, it raised the possibility that all of us might be..."

"All of them?" Contessa tilted her head and looked interested.

"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!" Rebecca screamed, slamming her hand on the table as she utterly lost her cool.
I feel like this was cribbed from a bad movie somewhere... :)
Some super weapon they invented using the Tinker they have, something they militarized and are keeping quiet. I knew they had a Tinker!
Has she considered the implication of gravity control? Hell, the fact that they can realize the implications is a sign that it's not a Tinker, since those can only do that sort of thing for very specific components...
Huh, that could be part of the issue. She refuses to believe that it's all actual tech outgrowth because in her experience a lot of their schizo-tech is all vastly different methods of achieving similar effects, so the idea of getting multiple effects out of one system may just not occur to her.
The other woman reached up and lowered her hat slightly, shading her eyes. Paul could almost swear he heard a faint rattle. He most assuredly heard David muffle a very slight snicker. "Cannot predict now," Contessa said calmly.

Rebecca clenched her fists.

"Path to finding out who designed the weapon." She sounded annoyed.

"Outlook not so good."

"You're not taking this seriously!"

"Very doubtful," Contessa replied cheerfully as she got up, slipping something round into her pocket.
Oh holy crap. She's just blatantly using a freaking magic 8 ball at this point and not even trying to be subtle! :rofl:
"Fuck me, Carol, what the hell have you done?"
I really loved that whole section. The fallout from this is going to be memorable, and it was also really fun reading that.
"He only shouted a little," Danny grinned. "Either he's getting used to you or you're losing your touch."

"Better bump it up a notch then," she giggled.
I have a suspicion she actually will...
"Apparently we've got yet another subsidiary company now..."
#FirstWorldProblems! :D
The pinprick of silver light flickered, as the optronic nodule seemed to somehow unfold in several directions at once, while not actually getting any larger from the point of view of normal three dimensional space. The flickering sped up, while the entire room very gently hummed with energy, the corners darkening strangely. She could feel odd things happening to local space-time.

"Cool," the girl whispered, smiling widely as everything proceeded to plan.

"Taylor? Are you down there invoking forces beyond comprehension again?" her father's voice called from upstairs.
That description is creepy as f--- but also epic. How do you even think of these things?
The completely blase response from Danny is also enough to make me laugh on its own.

Also, from context, her little cube gave at least a noticeable upgrade to QA. Which says very interesting things about either the efficiency of her stuff or that of the Shards.
"Remember it's a school day tomorrow," he replied, sounding tired. "And eldritch energies tend to make me have strange dreams."
That sort of line by all rights should be from the introduction to The Mummy MMLCXIV or whatever number they're up to these days, not a fluffy story about taking over the world through SCIENCE!...
 
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This is hilarious, but it's getting old. RCB seems about ready to go completely off the deep end, so I'd think the reset of Caudron would be trying to defuse this ticking time bomb, rather than making jokes about it. They're, honestly, acting really dumb right now.
I personally think QA may have accidentally set Contessa's, Eidolon's and Legend's Shards to 'mellow stoner' when she and Tay tweaked the driver configs.
 
Thinking about what Taylor built for QA, some possibilities:

  • It might be really processing hardware in general; the Entities might have been doing the equivalent of the 1950s sci fi idea of building absurdly large vacuum tube computers before the era of transistorization. I doubt it's the equivalent of an entire Shard, but a lot of the bulk of even a Thinker Shard is going to be for other purposes than computation. Besides, QA was canonically badly damaged by Scion before deployment specifically to limit it, so Taylor doesn't actually have to match the capabilities of an undamaged Shard in the first place to do better.

  • It might be just the equivalent of a better CPU or "consciousness add on" for the lack of a better term; the Shards aren't supposed to be acting independently after all, and running that portion of itself on hardware designed without the limits placed there by the Entities would allow QA more freedom.

  • It's just an interface; a replacement for a Parahuman host that will let QA more easily act on Earth Bet without a Parahuman intermediary.
 
Am I the only one that was hearing Gaige's voice from her Echo Log series during that last part? Because it's starting to feel like she is this weird middle ground between canon bullied Taylor and this Taylor :p
 
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