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Last time I was here, we were derailing about grammar nitpicks. This time we're derailing about space combat. If this thread was writing fanfiction about Sufficient Velocity, I'd be congratulating you on your pitch-perfect characterisation.
Anyway. I'm not really here to talk about the derailing. It's going to stop now, but it's not a huge deal. No—I'm here to talk about this.
Let me be blunt: the Staff are not weapons.
It is a requirement of
Rule 3: Be Civil that our posters respect the site itself. What that
means is that it is a requirement that they do not point to the features of the forum, things like the ignore list and like reports and like Moderation, and say "I am going to use this against you". We, and the tools we give you, are not to be held in arms against others engaging in behaviours you do not approve of—we are not to be pressed to their metaphorical throat to encourage them into compliance. We do not wear jackboots; we wear anime
1 avatars. We are not remorseless, poorly-regulated implements of state power; we are idiots who spend our spare time asking people to stop yelling at each other about videogames.
But that's not the point. The point is this: if compliance needs to be encouraged, then someone with a pretty pink name like me will come into the thread and make a post in one of the shiny coloured boxes and it will be as the
Disney live-action remaster of the mountain was to Moses. And that will be that. No need for any extra palaver.
(That doesn't mean you can't ask people to knock off derails, or settle down arguments, or stop being horrible to minorities, or stop being weird about teenagers, and so on. It
certainly and absolutely does not mean that you shouldn't use reports and the ignore button and so on to deal with people who are breaking the rules or annoying you or whatever.
It just means you don't need to
talk about doing those things. You just need to... do them, and Inanna will know her own.)
1 There are dozens of us!
Dozens!
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