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Ultimate Universe Peter Parker is a trans woman. It's why Jessica was able to adjust so easily.
 
FFXIV Headcanon:
Death Knight and Endwalker spoilers.

Esteem did, in fact, almost fade away once the Warrior of Light had finally reconciled the various sides of themselves. The hero, the one annoyed by others spurning them, the one guilty for all the blood they'd spilled.

However, the final fight with Zenos reawakened them. Not because of the amount of Aether and Dynamis involved or anything, but because of the sheer, balls-to-the-wall indulgence of the bloodthirsty part of the Warrior of Light, that caused Esteem to reemerge out of sheer exasperation at their total neglection of their personal safety.
 
Ultimate Universe Peter Parker is a trans woman. It's why Jessica was able to adjust so easily.
I actually have a doc sketching out the ghost of that fanfic (May finds out abt the clones during the whole mess and Jessica stays with them and Peter gets weirdly jealous of her at like school and stuff leading to discoveries and emotions). Hopefully someday I'll actually write it lol
 
FFXIV headcanon.
Amaroutine Transformations are not random or designed by the Ancients themselves. Rather, they are direct reflections of the Ancients' mind and soul at the time of transformation, especially of their self-image. This is why Athena looks downright angelic, meanwhile Hades looks so stereotypically villainous.

They're basically Personas but transformations instead of summons.
 
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Dept. Heaven headcanon. Marietta is/was one of the last Guardian Angels. She's always been the one to appear if the story calls for one, and we know that Ragnarok had a fairly significant effect on everyone involved in it. That, coupled with the context behind her inner conflict in Knights in the Nightmare, means it makes more sense if she doesn't have many direct colleagues in the post-Ragnarok era.
 
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Given Sabrina the Teenage Witch has had multiple continuities, from the comics to the original TV movie to the big-name TV show to the '99 cartoon to Chilling, the PMAS Sabrina could be another version of the Sabrina (she even has the hair for it)

...Now I'm imagining Harvey dressed up as Mami
 
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Norse Mythos headcanon:

Odin didn't hang himself from Yggdrasil for any metaphysical "sacrifice of himself to himself or the world" reasons.

It's just that hanging himself off of the world tree, stabbing himself and gouging out his eye is the only way he could get into the state of deep thonking that most people achieve via sitting down on the toilet without a phone or anything else to read.
 
Another Sabrina the Teenage Witch headcanon: Aunts Hilda and Zelda are Time Lords. They've had multiple different appearances, actors, and personalities over the years, can travel in both time and space (mostly the latter), regularly namedrop historical figures, and like the TARDIS have a seemingly small space that can take them anywhere (the linen closet).

Huh, now I'm getting flashbacks to the days when 'X is a Time Lord and Y is their TARDIS' was like everyone's go-to headcanon
 
Pikmin headcanon:
Hocotatians and Koppaites culturally have no concept of the supernatural. Across all of the games, neither Olimar nor anybody else even momentarily thinks that anything they're dealing with could be something supernatural. There are no references to ghosts, or magic, even in spite of them encountering stuff that literally seems like it's actually a ghost or haunted. Even if those things are actually as they are described as, it still very much makes it seem like their species plain and simply don't have the concept of the supernatural, the afterlife, or anything else like that in their mentality. A completely and totally physical worldview.
 
While Darth Vader almost never flies his own craft anymore, he will on occasion command his star destroyer or such to pull off extremely precise and dangerous maneuvers in battle. This is partly to assert authority over the men under his command, partly to keep them sharp and on their toes but also because part of him deep down is still the daredevil pilot who would do such things for fun.
 
During one of the earliest missions of his career, John Wick disguised himself as an old woman when killing Russian mobsters.

This was a particularly difficult kill, so the rumors of it were spread far and wide. Eventually, the truth of it came out, but he still keeps the nickname he earned for that kill, the "Baba Yaga."
 
System Shock Remastered:

Judging by all the personality shown by the hacker in the remaster, along with the fact that he doesn't seem to actually use it in the ending, I have ended up with one, particular conclusion.

The hacker didn't want the military brain implant for the ability to connect to computers with his own brain, or for the high-grade augmentations, or potential connectivity with all sorts of other devices. No, there were precisely two reasons why he wanted it.

1. He wanted to have a brain inventory screen.
2. He wanted to dunk on the corpo losers.
 
Armored Core 6 stupid headcanon:

621 can't help but find it kind of hot whenever Walter refers to them as "his hound". They like petplay stuff.

However, they also know that Walter does not mean it like that, and furthermore they know that pursuing a relationship like that with their boss, let alone the man who owns their medical debt, would be a bad idea for a variety of reasons.

It would also be incredibly awkward to say, "Hey, boss, I find it kind of sexy when you do this, could you maybe find a different sort of dehumanizing/diminishing word to use for me? Thanks." So 621 just tries to ignore it whenever they're referred to as a Hound.

Ayre realizes that something is going on, but has no idea if it actually is some sort of petplay relationship she's stumbled into, or if the relationship between them is healthy, abusive, or actually just professional-if-weird, and she doesn't have the nerve to actually just ask.

Walter himself is entirely unaware of this dynamic.
 
Mirror Universe Vulcans are Objectivist. Just I think that the Mirror Universe version of something should be similar to but in some way abhorrent to the original. So Mirror Vulcans should still value reason, rationalism, science, and nonviolence but under the surface level they have a very different understanding of the world. Mirror Spock, like normal Spock, has a complicated relationship with Vulcan culture and thus isn't quite as bad as the rest of the Mirror Vulcans.
 
Star Wars headcanon:
Darth Vader was, by most prior standards, a rather shit sith. The Dark Side requires you to give into your emotions and baser aspects, however from what we've seen of him, Darth Vader seems to have ended up far, far more unemotional and borderline droid-like after being encased in the suit.

Ultimately, his inner fire died alongside Padme. All he did afterwards is basically brute force the Force into compliance whenever needed.
 
I like to think that Buffy the Vampire Slayer takes place in the World of Darkness. It just fits in my head.
 
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Paul, who never had time for a wife, and Davy, whose still in the navy, from Billy Joel's "Piano Man" song are a couple.
I dunno why, it's just a thought that hit me when listening to the song.
 
Most 40k space marines don't deploy via drop pod. They can, but pulling it off requires specialized training to walk off the pressure of rapid atmospheric descent. If you drop a untrained marine he might at best need a moment to get his bearings. Att worst he will fall out unconscious like a tree.
 
BattleMechs are actually surprisingly stealthy.

I mean, not in motion, big stompy robots. But standing still, they're silent. Behind the shielding and the armor box the fusion engine makes no noise, and myomer and actuators don't make noise if they're not moving. Standing in a bay, you are more likely to be able to smell if it's powered up, than to be able to tell by sound or sight. (There's often a faint scent of superheated metal from the heatsinks.)
 
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Warhammer 40k: the psycho hypnotic conditioning space marine initiates go through can paradoxically push astatres into treason. While short term it makes the candidate totally loyal and immune to things like fear or doubt long term it can lead to breaks as the mind has no outlet for negative emotions and thus when they snap they go all the way into becoming demon loving traitors.
 
Star Trek: all of those loud bleepy bloopy sounds that a lot of Star Trek technology produces, especially LCARS screens, are actually a sort of constructed technical language of high-frequency sounds that has been designed for use by species whose primary sensory organ is hearing rather than vision. Like the Cetaceans that are an actually very common sight in Federation vessels.
 
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