Xandificer. Xander as an Artificer.

An Old Dog.
Chapter 70
An Old Dog.

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At Henry's request, and because they were willing, the 'support team' will be operating from the Initiative headquarters for the three days that Admiral Linmeyer will be on the base. Even Alexis is given a rather spiffy-looking computer station that has direct live feeds from her Iron Defenders and a lot of deactivated buttons she can click around on to make it look like she is actually doing something tech-wise when she is controlling them. They are all brought into a meeting room at eight for introductions, and after Henry offers the basics and everyone sees the look on the man's face, hearts begin to sink a little.

The admiral, a slender, aging man of probably sixty-five or thereabouts, has brought with him a three-person entourage that consists obviously of a slightly chubby woman bean counter, a whipcord lean bodyguard, and interestingly, what most of the people there are assuming is the equivalent of a public relations guru in a uniform. Why an admiral nearing retirement would need such an animal is anyone's guess, but based on the way and topics that Linmeyer looks to this guy for confirmation on things, there is essentially no doubt what he is there for.

"Henry, I'm here because the president has asked me to come down and give you a few days to make a case for your needing the presence of a carrier in the vicinity. I come down here and you're trying to fill my head with campfire stories of ghouls and goblins. Have you lost your mind? Do they put something in the water around here?"

Henry gives the man a look. "No need to be rude, Admiral. We are all on the same side here. We have to patrol the surrounding area to keep things under control. Most of the time, I am given to understand that this is enough to keep things on a somewhat even keel. But it just so happens that there is an eclipse coming up and one of the local 'goblins' is planning to take advantage. My hope is that we won't need the assistance of the Navy. My hope is that we can solve the problem and send you and your men on their way. But I don't feel like betting the safety of the country on hope, and neither does the president."

He gives the Admiral a kinda unusual look. "It's strange to me that you would use the phrase 'make a case' against me because that isn't why you're here at all. You're here so I can educate you on how things work. Once I've done that, I honestly have no doubt about how you'll lean as far as giving us a hand."

Linmeyer frowns, then guffaws, and slaps the table. "Damnit Henry, the president said you had some spice to ya. But seriously. A carrier group? I need proof. I read your packet on the plane. Spreadsheets and tales of barbecue fork incidents are not going to get me to reposition a hundred billion dollars worth of hardware."

Willow gasps. "That much?"

The admiral nods. "Near enough. The carrier group he requested is at least a five-ship flotilla with a three-sub escort, plus payloads and the seventy or so planes that will be on board. A hundred billion might be a bit high for an estimate, but it isn't off by much."

Giles speaks up. "Sir, if I may, what would you accept as proof?"

Linmeyer gives him a calculating look. "Well, I was given a tour earlier. They could have put some goblins in the cells. That might have helped their case. But failing that, I suppose we'll just have to go along on one of these patrols and see what we get, now won't we?"

Henry immediately pales. "Sir, I don't think that is a good idea. I don't even go on these patrols myself, none of the senior staff do. Far too dangerous. We send the men out and observe from the command room. We have a station set up for you if you would like to join us."

Shaking his head, the Admiral scoffs loudly. "This is a city in California, Henry. We're not in the Middle East. I'll be bringing my escort here, Special Forces trained. I'm sure we'll be fine. But I'm not trusting anything spoon-fed to me on a screen. I want to see it in person."

Kendra, who it must be said has had a terrible day and slept just as bad, has heard enough of that and stands. She turns to Linmeyer's bodyguard and offers a quick nod. "Would you care to spar with me? I think we can settle this rather quickly, and honestly, I don't have the patience for this today."

The man offers a smirk but turns to the admiral. "With your permission, sir?"

Linmeyer shrugs. "Lieutenant, if she is willing to meet you on a mat I wish her the best of luck. Maybe once that is done I can start getting outfitted for this 'patrol' of theirs."

Kendra offers a smirk of her own and does an about-face as she leads the entire room across and down the hall into the training room where some of the men are lifting weights and practicing with wooden swords. She merely walks onto the mats, and the men that were using them, seeing the expression on her face, scurry out of the way.

Linmeyer leans over to Henry. "I see she has quite the reputation here."

Henry nods. "They all do. Watch this, and then realize that without them, my response to what we've found here would be to contaminate the area with something so nasty we would have to force the population to leave. Might have to do that anyway."

Kendra, seemingly dressed in a pair of slacks and a long sleeve shirt, gives her opponent a short bow, which he returns. As soon as he moves in to attack, he stops short.

She is now wearing armor. It appeared out of nowhere on her body. A second later, she shrinks to half the height she was, and while he is still gawking at this development she leaps the twenty-five feet across the mat and hits him in a vicious body check across the head and neck with her armored body, flipping him to the floor so violently that he actually lands on his shoulder. As he is trying to figure out what happened and get to his feet, the two snaps and then cold steel he feels on his neck stop him. The swords cross his neck in a scissor, preventing him from getting up. The voice from behind the helm has a curious lilt to it, as though the face making it is trying to avoid smiling. "Do you yield?"

He almost nods and then realizing how bad an idea that would be, he instead responds verbally. "Yes, absolutely. Yielding is exactly what I am doing right this instant."

Giles takes a few steps forward and helps the man up as Kendra gets off of him. He then turns to Kendra and speaks in a very soft voice. "I thought we weren't going to be showing off quite so much?"

Kendra puts away the swords and makes the armored look fade. Her face looks a little ashamed. "I know. But we might need the help, and we won't get it if the stubborn old fool gets himself killed tonight. I felt it needed to be done."

Giles nods. "Perhaps. But we discuss things like this. All of us. Unilateral action is not tolerated." He gives her a pointed look. "It's the kind of thing Travers would do."

Her look of horror is quickly followed by a heartfelt apology. "I am sorry, Giles, I didn't think of that."

Giles nods and brings the girl into a hug, heedless of the spectators. "Obviously. You are not the only one guilty of it, but we really need to stop it." He backs away a step. "What's done is done. Let us go deal with the consequences."

Ten minutes later when things have calmed down some and everybody is back in the meeting room, Linmeyer is staring at Kendra speculatively. Nudging Henry, he nods at her. "Is she a vampire?"

Henry almost chokes on his coffee while everyone else has reactions that vary from eye-rolling to startled amazement.

"No, she is part of the team we hired to help us deal with them. It would be more accurate to call her a vampire hunter.

The admiral nods again thoughtfully, and spares a glance around the room to take in the rest of her team, and ultimately to rest on his own man who was so easily taken out. "And they are all that dangerous?"

Henry sweeps his eyes across the table, and seeing Giles' irritated look, decides it might be in his best interest to stop the direction this meeting is going.

"Admiral, if you have questions about their team perhaps you should ask them directly. They are contracted to work for me, they are not under my direct chain of command. Quite frankly I need them here. I can't afford to piss them off."

Linmeyer purses his lips as though someone has grated a lemon against his gums, but sadly he finds himself in much the same position. Henry, while under the President, is otherwise as far removed as it is possible to be from his own chain of command.

"Fine then. You there, Giles, was it? Are you all as deadly as little miss changeable here? And how did she change size like that?"

Giles closes his eyes briefly. He removes his glasses and begins the process of cleaning them while Linmeyer starts to turn red in his impatience. After a few moments have passed and Giles has gotten a reign on his temper, he replaces his glasses and opens his mouth to speak.

"No. Like any such group, we have members who fulfill a role that is tailored more toward support or intelligence gathering than direct combat. Most of us are capable of defending ourselves, should it come to that. But this is not useful. We are not looking for work, are already contracted out indefinitely. And frankly, wouldn't want to work directly for the department of defense in any case. As to the size-changing, that is a bit of a trade secret. So perhaps we can stop focusing on my group, and back on the matters at hand?"

The Admiral looks at Kendra in confused irritation for a moment, and then back at Giles in what can be best described as consternation. "If you weren't looking to impress me, why stage that tussle and beat up my bodyguard?"

Giles shrugs and offers a quick nod to Kendra. "That wasn't part of the original plan. But the motivation would be to impress upon you that when we go out to hunt, we usually aim for two to one or better odds at a minimum of fighters at that level. Taking you or even myself along would be a handicap that could get good people killed. It isn't worth the risk. If you wish to see things first hand, I might recommend that you ride along in the car. It will be a boring night, and you may not see much, but you will likely survive."

Linmeyer looks again at Henry. "Is he serious? If it is this dangerous after dark around here, how is there even a town?"

Henry taps his pen on the table. "I thought you read the materials on the plane?"

The admiral has the good graces to look a little embarrassed at this point. "I may have skipped a bit here and there once the reports started mentioning campfire stories."

Henry settles in. This might take a while.

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>> The Sunnydale Arms 10:34 PM.

Linmeyer watches as two of the girl contractors enter the building, followed by two of Henry's men bearing some manner of unusual crossbows. The other two girls and their crossbow escorts stay outside, with one of the robotic dog things going in, and the other staying out.

"Henry, this is Admiral Linmeyer. Why are they splitting up?"

There is a brief moment and then the response comes back.

"Ackers here. They are securing the exit and keeping an eye on the car. Standard operating procedure when they have a mixed unit. Nothing to worry about."

Linmeyer nods. So far this has been an educational evening. In the last hour, he's seen two vampires staked as they erupted from graves, and one pulled off of a girl behind a local club and 'dusted' after which these contractors forced a series of concoctions down her throat which seemed to restore her and escorted her home while his car slowly followed along a block behind. When he offered to simply give the girl a lift, it was explained that compromising the security of the patrol is not allowed when there are viable alternatives. The armored truck being kept close as an escape route for Henry's men should they need it, and moreover, kept free of nonvetted personnel, is not a decision to be made lightly.

He sits there for a few minutes. Considering what he has seen and that while yes, it is both incredible and highly interesting he can't imagine how it could possibly require the kind of firepower Ackers is petitioning for. He is startled out of his musing by a sudden crashing boom from the building. He looks up in time to see the other four members of the patrol and their dog pile into the door as the truck starts up. "Admiral, this is Henry. They found something big, I am pulling you in."

Linmeyer is bellowing a negative response to that when he is cut off. From the second floor there is a crashing sound, and a smaller form, not one of Henry's men, but certainly not the tiny midget woman, crashes through not a window but rather a wall and then falls twenty feet to the sidewalk below like a slab of meat. He briefly sees something moving about in the hole she was flung through but has already opened the car door and is rushing out to get to her.

He's old, but he came through the ranks honestly damn it, and you do not leave people on the ground to die like that.

He finds her alive, and her breathing is steady, but she is not conscious and she has blood coming from her mouth and nose.

"Henry! One of their people just got flung out of the house from the second floor and is unconscious on the sidewalk. I'm no doctor, Henry, but she looks to be in bad shape to me and I am afraid to move her because of the worry of spinal injuries. What do they want me to do? She can't stay here."

There is a milliseconds pause, and then Henry's voice comes back. "Damn it, what are you doing out of the truck?! Get her in the back of the truck if you can. Quickly."

As the old man is grabbing her under the armpits and trying to pull her as gently as he can back to the truck, he can hear a battle raging inside the building. The crashing of glass and the sparking of wires as the electrical in the house goes haywire. In the midst of it all, he can smell the first stirrings of a fire.

As he makes it to the back of the truck and has opened the armored doors, he hears a thump on the lawn. Looking back as he leverages the unusual dark green and neon purple clad warrior into the truck he can see an absolutely massive creature, at least nine feet tall, with claws and hooves. The enormous ram horns that adorn his head and the way he is lowering them and pawing the ground while facing the truck is highly worrisome. He is crisscrossed in cuts that all bleed a green, puss-like substance, and has numerous crossbow bolts stuck in him. Even while Linmeyer watches, he realizes that the demon is also getting a stitching of gunfire across his eyes from somebody that is apparently unbelievably accurate. It is then that the Admiral realizes that it isn't him or the truck the demon is targeting, but rather his driver, this Daryl that the Director saddled him with. The man has a rifle out and is taking single shots from maybe eighty feet away with the speed of a typewriter, flashing through clips at a dizzying pace.

Linmeyer gets back into the truck, this time into the driver's seat, and while the rest of the patrol is getting out of the old boarding house and this strange demon is staggering around half-blind, the old man puts on his seat belt and waits. He has a wounded soldier in the back. He'd rather not do anything. But if he has to, he'll ram that thing and see how it likes getting shoved through a wall at high speed.

Fortunately, it turns out that isn't needed. In the end, the effort of the five uninjured members of the patrol is enough to bring it down. They pull a strange bit of cloth out of a pack and lay it on the ground, where it then somehow becomes a steel-lined hole. They roll the demon into it before collecting everybody and getting out of there before the blaze attracts too much attention.

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Buffy wakes up and the first thing she does is blink a lot in the bright fluorescent lighting. The second thing she does is realize that she is in a hospital gown and in a larger room but that her section has been given privacy with a curtain. She hears a lot of voices, and she can see both her mother and Alexis in the room with her. Joyce's eyes widen and her face breaks into a smile.

"Hey there. You gave us a bit of a scare."

Buffy scowls. "Sorry. I had to take a hit for one of Riley's idiots. He wasn't going to get out of the way in time."

Alex nods. "Yeah. We know. The poor guy has been swearing his undying devotion to you pretty much since he realized he might live to see tomorrow. In fact, it got so annoying he had to stop or Faith might have seen to it he didn't."

Buffy smirks, then frowns. "So, not that I'm complaining but why haven't I just had the potion and stuff? Why the gown of breeziness? I hate these things."

Alex grins. "Tried wiggling your toes yet?"

The look on Buffy's face, confused horror with mounting panic, causes Alex to quickly continue.

"Chill! It's okay. I can fix it. But Maggie had an interesting idea. If we start hooking people up to monitoring devices and trying to work out how the magic fixes things, it might give technology a road map to do the same thing, eventually, say, with nanomachines or something down the line. The woman is like a knowledge sponge, she just grabs from everywhere and balls it together to see what she can make with it. So glad she is on our side. Anyway, it would involve being a little personal and some doctor-patient confidentiality, so..." She shrugs. "I know I'm not a real doctor but I figured I should still ask before I went through with something like that."

Buffy smiles. "Sure, so long as my name doesn't end up on any of the reports."

The curtain is pulled aside instantly and Maggie's somewhat manic face is there with a cart full of electronic devices.

"Excellent!"
 
Back to School.
Chapter 71
Back to School.

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"Are they sure they got it all?" Buffy asks her watcher as they are sitting down to eat their various bag lunches and discuss the first day back to school on Monday.

Giles nods. "Henry had two of his best go over the library with a fine-tooth comb, as it were. They found a number of listening devices, a few cameras, and then installed some white noise generators and a camera or two of their own so they will know if anyone comes in to try and fiddle about with things again. He has also offered what he is calling 'remedial spy-craft' lessons to anyone in our little group that might be interested."

Alexis licks the side of her sandwich where a blob of mustard and mayo is threatening escape. "So what's the what with Linmeyer? We never got an answer while he was in town."

Jenny shakes her head and Willow sighs as she sets down her own sandwich to respond. "No, he keeps requesting more and more information. So Giles, Jenny, and I are having to go through the books and make copies of material that we think is safe to send over in the hopes that he'll be satisfied."

Kendra looks up from her pastrami on rye. "Safe? What wouldn't be safe? He did risk his life for Buffy, how bad could he be?"

Giles looks at her disapprovingly. "The man is asking for excerpts from the books of ascension. I shouldn't think I would need to explain to you how bad it could be."

Kendra drops her head and her cheeks color ever so slightly, even past her dark skin. Giles opens his mouth to continue but is cut off when the door to the library slams open, the glass rattling in its pane. Cordelia storms into the room, followed by a Desia who is grinning and seemingly trying very hard not to roll her eyes.

"Kendra! I mean, Kirsten! There is a rumor going around the school that you are going to Prom with Jonathan Levinson. I know you've only been here for a year and it's been a really busy year, but you can't do this to yourself. You can't. You can't be the girl that lowered herself to loser Levinson. I actually like you!"

Kendra appears confused and looks around the table at the shocked expressions. "I do not see what the problem is. I have been desperately trying to get caught up in my studies all year, and he has been helping me in study hall and sometimes lunch periods, asking nothing in return. He was always kind, always polite. He has always been a gentleman, in spite of the way I see others treat him. He asked me earlier today on the way to study hall, on one knee and with a flower. I thought it was adorable, of course I said yes. It was the very least I could do."

Cordelia just stares at her in dismay. "We are going to be remembered more for what happens that night than the last four years combined. Do you want to be remembered for being the one that dated Levinson when it comes time for the class reunion?"

Kendra stands and steps toward Cordelia. "I would dearly hope that when the time comes and they have sent out that invitation, I have enough going on in my life that the idea of dropping everything to reminisce over the year I spent here seems absurd. But ignoring that for a minute."

Her voice lowers into a harsh whisper. "I've already died once, and the chances I'll live to see a class reunion are slim. If I can bring a little happiness to somebody that helped me get the damn diploma, I will do it and gratefully so." She smiles after that. "Besides, he's cute."

Cordelia looks aghast. "But he's so small!"

Kendra's smile widens to the point of almost becoming a leer. "Well, I can't say for certain having never been that intimate with any man, but I will say that such things are said to be in the eyes of the beholder."

It is possible that the eyebrow wiggle afterward is what causes Cordelia to turn as red as an overripe tomato and leave the room, with a laughing Desia following along behind.

When Kendra turns back around, Alexis is hiding behind her sandwich, Willow is as red as her hair, and Jenny is howling in laughter along with Buffy, who expected things might devolve into something along these lines having gotten to know Kendra better than most during their patrols together. Giles mostly looks disturbed. "Must you? I do have to work here, you know."

Alexis rolls her eyes. "Anyway, getting back to prom. I was wondering if I could maybe talk one of you Slayer types into an escort home from the dry cleaners about eight in the evening Monday through Friday for the next two weeks. Everybody apparently forgot about Prom with the poisoning thing, but now that we're back in school I've given out my card fifty times today and I'm betting I find out from Lauren in the next week that I am getting interest there as well. With only three weeks until the date, I really need to get orders cranking."

Getting nods from both Kendra and Buffy, there is quiet for a minute while everyone eats. Finally, Willow turns to Alexis. "So why was Walsh over yesterday?"

Alex grabs her thermos and sucks down a gulp of ice water to wash down some food. "Oh, she happened to be outside and heard or rather didn't hear, my truck when I was testing it on a drive around the block after I put in most of the furnishings. She got all curious and wanted to hear all about it. That led to a big explanation of how the hot tub and pool work, and my plans for the Rig. She is pretty excited. She asked if I could set her up with a 'heat metal' device that ran on a switch and used a keyboard and screen interface to target."

Alex nods over to Jenny. "I told her we might could look into it after the mayor was dealt with if she really cared, though I couldn't tell you what she'd want to do with it. When I mentioned the corollary spell, 'chill metal' she mumbled something about a 'superconductor' whatever that is and I swear to god I think she had a minor heart attack or something right on the couch. It was weird."

Jenny turns to Alex, grinning. "A superconductor is a metal that can conduct electricity through it without any resistance at all if you get it cold enough. The problem with utilizing it has always been the power needed to keep it cold. But with a spell like that not only could you keep, say, a laptop unbelievably stable even overclocking it, but if it was made out of the right stuff and designed to be really efficient using superconducting tech? It might run for a year on a watch battery. At least until you turned on the screen, maybe. I'm not sure what she's thinking of, but yeah. I can see some possibilities."

The bell ringing causes them to gulp down the rest of their food and scurry off to class, leaving Giles alone shaking his head at the now quiet room.

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>> The House. Friday, April 9. 8:22 PM
'This has been the longest week in the history of the universe' was the thought that spun around in Alexis' mind as she entered the living room a little early for the eight-thirty meeting. As careful as they had tried to be apparently, too many people had worked it out. Their classmates and the teaching staff didn't know how they all recovered. But they knew who. Or at least, the school had narrowed it down to them, the six or so that had been with her at the hospital more often than not.

The entire week had been full of stammers, stares, shocked looks, knowing glances, and passed notes that said some variation on the theme "Thank you."

You'd think that being the queens of the school would be awesome, but ever since sometime on Tuesday when the word really started to circulate it has just gotten to be this unbelievably exhausting chore. Especially since Willow is incapable of lying convincingly and just turns red and hides when people ask her about it. As everyone else starts filtering into the room, she can see that the week has taken a toll on everybody that has had to go to school and deal with it.

Finally, as Giles and Jenny come in, the last of the household has arrived. Willow looks about and then glances at Giles inquiringly. "Nobody from the Initiative today?"

Giles shakes his head. "I think it is probably fair to say that given what they have admitted to knowing, there was a time that they would have been listening in on anything we said in this room anyway, I can only hope that we have enough trust that is no longer the case. But no. This particular meeting is for the house residents only."

He looks at Jenny for a moment and then pans his gaze across the room. "In just a little over a month, there will be a battle here. A very serious battle, in which the possibility is very great for lives to be lost. We need to make plans, but more than that, we need to make firm decisions concerning who will be here at all."

Alexis raises a hand. "I actually have that worked out, mostly. I was going to offer people a tour this weekend if you like."

Giles gives her a confused look. "In what way?"

Alexis motions vaguely towards the west. "The Rig. I left two of my Dedicated Wrights out there and I've done material runs out once a week or so for the last two months almost. Jenny and I got the generators squared away using the constructs the homunculus built to my specifications, the bunk and cafeteria areas are cleaned up, repainted, rewired, the plumbing is redone, and the water tower is built and functional. Granted there aren't individual apartments or anything yet, I'll need help getting that all wired and stuff later. It'll be a pretty big job, more than Jenny and I should be tackling on our own. Just the communal bunkhouses, bathhouses, and kitchen, but they're all rebuilt to my specifications for comfort. We could accommodate the household there now in a very respectable percentage of the lap of luxury pretty much indefinitely, or at least until the food runs out."

Diana looks at her oddly "You can make items that produce food, can you not?"

Alexis gives her a pitying look. "The dried crap that comes out of those bags will keep you alive, but it is in no way any percentage of luxury."

Giles nods. "So you are suggesting that we simply move all non-combatants to the Rig for the weekend of the confrontation?"

Alex looks around the room. "I mean, if people want to go further I totally get that. No shame. But I figured that situations like this are why we bought the Rig, so I've been kinda making a special effort to try to get it ready for this."

Giles gives Alex a concerned look. "I assumed you would be putting your efforts into ways to deal with the Mayor.

Alex smirks. "Oh, don't you stress on that. I am. I most certainly am. Hell, I even have one set done if any of the nightly patrol wants to try it."

The bright smiles from Buffy, Faith, and Kendra are dazzling, and even Desia manages to look a bit excitable. Buffy speaks for them all. "Oh, I think that would be lovely. Could we?"

A grin and a walk out to the shop later, the household is all standing around the middle table that had so recently been refinished. On it sits a choker almost identical to the one that Kendra wears, and a pair of bracers. Additionally, there are three swords. Rough, obviously not ready for service, but identical arming swords except for one detail. They are drastically different in size, with the first one being normal-sized, the second twice as long, and the third so huge it hangs off both ends of the twelve-foot table on which it rests. The size of it is ridiculous. Buffy steps forward, and after more than a year has finally learned the protocol and waits to be told what to do.

Alex walks around the table so she can face everybody. "Well, when I was tossing around ideas of how to deal with this thing if the ascension goes through, I didn't want to count solely on magic, since I don't know what kind of resistance the damn thing will have. I'll have some party poppers, no worries. But I wanted an ace in the hole that would play to our strengths. So I took a closer look at the demon type. The two biggest problems are just managing to hurt the stupid thing and having to get too close to it in order to do so. As I understand it, Henry is planning to bring some anti-tank weapons if it comes to it, but if things get out of hand I wanted to give our front line an edge. So, I put together this."

She picks up the choker and puts it on Buffy, the silk smooth against her skin and raising goose flesh in places that she is not planning to admit to. "This is a simple 'Enlarge/Reduce person' choker. The same thing Kendra uses, except with Buffy wearing it, this thing will take her from normal height to Kendra's Halfling size, or up to somewhere in the neighborhood of ten or eleven feet tall with a corresponding reach. I spent the extra effort to make it an indefinite duration item both ways, so no matter which way she needs to use it, it will be good as long as she needs it." She turns to Buffy. "Go ahead and try it, but watch the beams. You might be tall enough to hit them on the way up. It's a mental command, so just think at it."

Buffy spends a few seconds centering herself between two ceiling beams in the workshop and then, in a flash, grows to ten and a half feet tall, with all of her clothing and accessories growing with her. She ducks a bit to see everybody again and the grin on her face could split her head in half.

"Now, her sword will grow with her and be approximately the size of the middle sword here. This gives her a ten-foot reach, the ability to hit unbelievably hard, and hopefully power enough in her attacks to turn Mayor McSnakely into kibble. But just in case that isn't enough, I have another trick up my sleeve. If I take her sword out of service for five days I can give it an ability called 'Sizing' which lets it adjust itself to any size weapon you want. It doesn't change the weapon type, just the size of it. So, Buffy, go ahead and be normal again."

With a slight pout, Buffy shrinks back to her normal lackluster height.

"If I could get you to put on the bracers, please?" She turns to face the room. "These are called 'Strongarm Bracers.' Basically, they let you cheat at physics in ways that would make Newton cry into his cereal. With these on, you can wield a weapon that is a size category larger than you should be able to. So, with these on, Kendra as a halfling could easily use Buffy's sword. Buffy could use the middle sword on the table here. And Big Buffy will have no problem using this ridiculously oversized piece of flattened railroad track I put together just for this demonstration."

Buffy immediately proceeds to prove not only that this is true, but that she should never be trusted with huge pointy things when she accidentally puts an enormous hole in the wall. An act that can't quite make the smile fall from her lips, though she does put the sword back down and says in a deep rumble that startles everyone there: "I'll need to get some time to practice this before I try to fight with it."

Alexis nods. "I assumed as much. I have a second set of the bracers halfway done for Faith already, and I can add the 'Enlarge Person' to the 'Reduce Person' choker she already has in just a few days. After that, it's just bracers for Desia and Kendra, and then the weapon modifications. I can get it done. It's going to take three weeks probably to hammer it all out, even running three of the Dedicated Wright I have here at the house. That leaves me one working on other stuff here and one building my defenses at the Rig. But the hope is that I'll have it all done a couple of weeks before the eclipse and we can spend a weekend or two out on the Rig, give you all a chance to practice."

Desia gives her a look, and Alex sighs. "No, I haven't figured out a good way to sort out your worries concerning drowning yet. I also don't think I can make you bigger and smaller. Immunity comes with negatives. But the Strongarm bracers should work, they affect the physics around you more than they actually affect you directly."

Desia gives a nod, and then everyone stops to look out the hole in the wall that Buffy put there in response to a low whistle coming from that direction. Riley's voice comes through loud and clear.

"Sorry to be nosy, Henry asked me to come over and see what was going on when nobody was answering the phone. We're coming up on patrol time. This a weapon test?" He laughs when Buffy offers a foot-wide grin.

"You girls get the best toys."

Alexis waves him off. "Tell Henry we are in a meeting and we'll be ready in a few, alright?"

Riley nods, laughs again and walks away.

Alex looks around. "Anyway, like I was saying my hope is that they'll be able to take out the snake like this. But I'll need to pull their weapons out of service for five days at a shot to do the upgrade. My hope was that maybe Desia would like a bit of time off, and could loan her sword to Buffy, I could go ahead and do Buffy's sword and one of Kendra's first. Along with a second set of the bracers."

Buffy frowns, though as she has chosen to go back to normal size her frown is significantly less severe-looking than it might have been. "I thought you were going to just make extra weapons and stuff? Wasn't that the plan last year?"

Alexis just looks at her for a second. "Yeah. That was three front-line fighters and a possible apocalypse ago. I'll probably still do that, but it isn't in the cards until I actually have the time and money. Mostly time at this point, but yeah."

Joyce looks sternly at Buffy for a moment, and then gratefully at Alexis. "Well, for my part, thank you."

Alex looks around at the smiles and nods around her and feels the hug from behind coming from Willow. As people start filing out of the shop, she does note that one person has remained behind. She looks down at Dawn and sits at one of the chairs by the workbench, patting the one next to her in an effort to be accommodating. The look on the young girl's face is rather serious.

"Hey, Dawn. What's bringing you around looking like you just got grounded forever?"

Dawn hops up into the seat and looks over her shoulder at Willow, who has tarried at the door. Alexis waves at her. "I'll meet you up in my room for patrol in a bit, Willow. No worries."

The redhead flashes a quick grin and walks out, gently closing the door. Dawn reaches into her backpack and pulls out the book that she was given for Christmas.

"I've read through this thing four times. I could recite it for you. But it doesn't teach any magic at all. Not really. All this thing teaches is how to cheat magic into thinking you are magic, and how to fake magical ways when you are building stuff so that you can make stuff you probably shouldn't be able to. Is that what you can teach me?"

Alexis smiles. "That's a big part of it. As an artificer, I can make items that use magic from every kind of magic user you can think of. And you're right. It's because I cheat. But, it's the best cheating ever because it works. I'll be honest, I didn't really expect you to get that sorted out quite this fast."

Alexis gets up and pulls some inks and parchment down off of a shelf, as well as another book she had penned. Then she keys up the microphone on her earpiece. "Q here. I'm available if I'm needed, but I'll be sitting out the first part of patrol tonight. Let me know if there are any problems."

Willow comes on almost immediately.

"Red here. Trouble?"

Alex sits down and pushes the book and materials in front of Dawn.

"Q here, no, it's fine. I am needed in a... Teaching capacity for an hour or three. I'll be up later."

The brilliant smile on Dawn's face lights the room in a way that puts her namesake to shame.
 
Return to the Rig.
Chapter 72
Return to the Rig.

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Ten o'clock on Saturday morning sees most of the household save for Joyce and Lauren back on Jenny's cabin cruiser heading out to the Rig for a look now that some significant work had been put into it. Jenny, Willow, and Kendra are coming along with Alex again obviously. But additionally, Giles, Cordelia, Diana, Faith, Dawn, and even Desia are making the trip this time, though the sheer volume of flotation devices that Desia is wearing between her life jacket, water wings, and strapped on pool-noodle is a little humorous to most.

The approach this time is a far different experience, though most don't know it as this is their first time out. The entire Rig gleams in eggshell white, all traces of corrosion having been spelled or scoured away. Additionally, there are no obvious ways to enter the superstructure of the Rig by ramp or doc, as it has been seemingly cut off from the world, cocooned in a white painted shell.

When the boat swings around to the south side the passengers see that the bottom-most level of the Rig has been redesigned to house an internal dock, with large gates that can be raised and lowered allowing entrance to the area. With no need to build the platform around a pumping and drilling station, a dry dock for smaller boats has been built into this lower level, capable of hoisting out of the water the boat that they are on for maintenance and repairs, as well as doing work on new constructions such as the mostly built half magical, half mechanical, thirty-foot long great white shark construct, the second in a set of four that will be tasked with protecting the Rig's standing pillars and the very near waterways from demonic interference or other attacks. Alexis finds herself explaining things as she goes.

"Yeah, when we came down a couple of months ago the first thought was just using the dock that was there and then the first couple of levels for storage, but then when I sat down with pencil and paper later and looked at what we actually have here, it really just didn't make sense to do it that way. If for no other reason than security, I mean, there may come a time that we want to bring somebody on board and not want anybody with a pair of binoculars onshore to know it. But more than that, the easiest way to screw with this rig is going to be to mess with the supports."

She shrugs. "Defending them has to be a priority." She pets the side of the partially completed construct lovingly. "Something like Snapper here is a necessity and I needed a place to build the things where I wouldn't have to lower them into the water from a crane off the roof. The Rig doesn't float, so the water in here will go up and down, which is why the docks and ramps on either side in the bay here do float. But just so you are aware, the steel cage extends all the way around underneath. There is a bottom to this, nobody is swimming in through it and it gets inspected for damage, inside and out, regularly. Now, we put a freight elevator in where the old drill and pump lines went, but while it would easily handle the weight it wouldn't quite handle the volume of all of us at once. The stairs are over here."

Giles holds a hand up. "Alexis, you said something about this, this shark being the second one? When you were talking with Willow, earlier? And not to question your skills, but weren't there supports here?"

Alex nods, pointing at the shark. "Yup. That is indeed the case, Mr. Man. His buddy's been up for about two weeks. Just patrolling the area, making sure nothing tries to screw with our supports. The plan is to finish up at least one more and then probably put together a few Arbalester like DW and some Iron Defenders only with the swimming option for Rig defense, and I'll probably have to upgrade their spider climb to a permanent, whenever they need it kinda thing instead of just ten minutes a day like it is now. They won't be as powerful, but they'll be able to get where they're needed. As for the supports, there were a few that ran down the center, and I ran them around the outside and beefed them up to take the strain, then brought them back together underneath and down to the ocean floor again. We should be good. But really, I don't think you quite get how much weight I have stripped off of this thing. Between the oil pipes and drill equipment alone, we're talking hundreds of tons worth of stuff here."

Buffy is poking around a bit and looks over as they all start to head towards the stairs. "This isn't the only workshop, is it? It doesn't look much like the one at the house."

Alexis smiles. "Good eye! No, it isn't. I'll probably end up with at least three work areas on board, but this will be the biggest by far. This will be mostly dedicated to large projects that won't fit into a smaller workshop, final assembly of complex things that are too big to comfortably fiddle with in a smaller area, and anything that has to deal with the water, obviously. I'll probably also put my permanent forge down here eventually, just so it will be easier to soundproof it and be less annoying to anybody else on the Rig. Right now the Wrights are making do with a 'Portable Hole' setup on the top floor."

Diana runs a hand along the back of the partially finished shark and turns to Alex. "What other workshops will you need?"

Alex shrugs. "Somewhere for tailoring and leatherworking, and I'd rather not have that so close to the water just for mold reasons, and a woodworking shop, for mold and warping reasons. Until you have it exactly how you want it and treated properly, about the worst thing you can do to wood is let it get damp for long periods of time. Someplace to do sculpting and pottery, along with a kiln, but that can go almost anywhere. Glass work is a bit more dangerous but honestly I'll probably just incorporate it into this space." She throws a thumb towards the water. "It gives me a place to toss something that is going horribly wrong where it isn't going to kill anybody. I'll also need a jewelers table and equipment, along with a place to do fine detail work on things like small clockwork and such, but that really doesn't take up a lot of space. I'll probably just put that in my apartment on the Rig when I get it worked out."

She leads the way up the stairs, still enclosed from the outside, though now there are some small circular windows they can look through that let in light and offer a view of the ocean and Sunnydale in the distance.

"We sacrificed the bottom two floors, basically, to what you saw down there. It was needed but I'm not going to lie, it kinda sucked, too. Fortunately, we didn't really get a clear picture of just how big this platform was until we start cutting up and getting rid of all the crap on it we were never going to use. The thing comes in at about a hundred and fifty feet by eighty feet and even with the hatchet job I did on the lower levels, it still has two more floors worth of superstructure that are twenty feet tall apiece, plus a helipad."

When she opens the door on the next floor they start to see what she means. The twenty-foot ceiling and huge expanse of the room are daunting. The cavernous expanse is lit by the occasional window and the wall sconces with their cheerfully burning stone balls.

"Don't get too excited about the enclosed nature of the Rig on the last level and this one. It won't really hold up as armor. I tried to finagle something. But in the end, I was worried about the weight. So this is only a quarter-inch thick titanium plate that has some ribbing in it so it won't flex in high winds and rattle around in the rivets. After this level, we get into open sky, but I wanted at least one level where people could live and work where they could be completely unobserved if they wanted to be. I am hoping I can magic it up later somehow for better protection, but that will be so hideously expensive that thinking about it too hard makes me break out in hives. Anyway, so I moved the kitchen, baths, and bunkhouses to the far end here."

She points to the other side of the Rig, where there are a few doors instead of the usual wall and occasional window. "There's also a living room, game room that is currently a little short on games, and a space for martial arts practice for anybody that wants to beat the hell out of each other. The rest of the space on this floor is going to be split between personal residences and any kind of essential command center structures we need to have. The teleport booth will be here when I get it done. I am working on a design for a better scrying station. The setup Jenny was talking about for quickly looking up demons and demon organizations, plus the library to go with it, copies of all that stuff. Probably the armory too, at least hand weapons and personal armor. I'm also considering a vault of some kind, or a series of them, that can be used by the residents and anybody else that has a need to keep some money and equipment off the grid in case things go badly for them."

Kendra gives her an odd look. "Anybody else?"

"Anybody involved in the fight." Alexis qualifies. "I've read the Watcher's journals. Turns out the reason they don't like to work with independent hunters actually makes a lot of sense." She nods at Giles, who takes the hint, clears his throat, and continues.

"Unfortunately, the sad truth is that the difference between a good hunter and a dead hunter is a hefty degree of paranoia. More than enough to do quite a bit of research into whoever they are partnering with. The issue is that because they are working alone or in small groups, they almost inevitably fall. That, while tragic, isn't so bad. It is when they are turned and all that research they have done into the Council is then in the hands of a demon that it has become problematic in the past. It is one of the reasons why the Council itself is as decentralized as it is. As an example, I was for more than a year tasked with the most important, most sacred duty of the council. During that time I contacted them once a day, via a phone call where I left a message. I only spoke to anybody directly when we needed help with research, and even then they were more likely to overnight a book than they were to offer any other form of assistance. The council has been betrayed by this kind of thing before, to horrifying results."

Alexis nods. "And I get that, I do. But it's still wrong. With no form of support or basic training, most hunters actually end up in jail for the things they have to do to try to get the job done long before the ghoulies can get them. Sunnydale syndrome isn't nearly as strong in other parts of the world and breaking and entering, arson, grave robbing by cracking into tombs to get at cursed relics, these are all no-nos. The ones that manage to keep at it long enough to make a name for themselves are either incredibly good, incredibly lucky, or both. I want the ones that fit that bill to have a bolt hole they can run to if things genuinely get too hot for them. Someplace to patch up their hurt, keep a backup set of whatever equipment they use and some cash so after they have collected themselves they can get back into whatever mess they left. Maybe with some help if we're not on apocalypse watch at the time."

She gestures to the built structure on the floor. "Once we all have our own personal residences on this level, that is pretty much what I see the bunkhouse being for. We'll have a few spare apartments for VIPs, but when we have hunters come through that are taking a breather or just an overnight to pick up gear, that's where they'll stay."

She has been walking towards the far side this whole time and reaches it as she finishes, throwing open the double doors on the far left. The industrial break room atmosphere that was here before has been completely done away with, and in its place is a cozy little bistro, with booth and table seating for thirty comfortably and sixty if people were very friendly. The ceiling is dropped to a sane nine feet and there are fans and ventilation to keep the air moving at a lazy, but insistent pace. Most of the decor is done in warm blond woods with accents and flourishes in bits of redwood, polished steel, and the seating itself which is leather that has been treated to the point that it has an almost mirror black shine. The lighting in the room is a combination of understated ceiling electrical lighting, mostly hiding behind panels and offering indirect light to offset the orange of the primary light source, which is yet more of the stone balls that burn with a smokeless, heatless, flame. Both on the walls and on the tables themselves.

Taking them into the kitchen, they find that it is a combination of old and new. Stone-fired ovens and huge grills share space with digital mix-masters and microwave ovens. An assortment of personal and industrial-sized implements and food storage laid out in different areas almost as if there are two different kitchens that just happen to be sharing the same space. With two full walk-in freezers of enormous size and a pantry that is more than three hundred square feet before you even count the four over/under refrigerator-freezers and cupboard space in the kitchen itself, it's no wonder Alexis is reasonably sure that fully stocked the Rig could feed people for awhile.

"Eventually I plan to take some cooking and baking classes, get good enough at it that I can have a couple of homunculi that are on breakfast, lunch, and dinner duty. Cooking and baking are just other forms of crafting, after all. But until then, it'll need to be a thing we meat creatures handle. Also, when I put together the private residences, anybody that wants to have their own food preparing station there is welcome, but be forewarned that it'll eat into your allotted square footage. We just don't have the space for people to go crazy, each one of us will probably end up with about two cargo containers, side by side, worth of space. So I made it a point to see to it that the kitchen here could accommodate anything you might want to make for a special night, and then you could take it back to your room."

She points them to the toilette in the bistro, a single door in the back. "Kinda communal, kinda not. One door to access, but the actual stalls are all the big wheelchair plus size ones, with full floor to ceiling walls and doors, and have a sink in them. Three stalls. There is a mirror and a hand wash station just inside the door in case somebody needs to go in there for reasons that have nothing to do with excreting."

Exiting the bistro, she moves over to the second door. "This is the bunkhouse. Bath and showers on the left. Each one is its own unit with the tub slash shower, toilette, and sink with a mirror over the sink and a full body one on the back of the door, so go in, lock the door, do your business, and leave with all your stuff, please. There are eight full bathrooms here with eight fairly massive whirlpool tubs and yes, they are glorious. But there aren't enough for one each, so all things being equal I think it would be best if we didn't have people trying to stake a claim on these ones. Wait until you have your own."

She looks slightly disgruntled. "The bunks were a tough one. I wanted people to have privacy, but I wanted to do the most I could with the space. In the end, I cheated. The bunks start here and there's one bed per and four rooms, with reasonable space. Kinda like smallish bedrooms. Furnished with a small dresser, a small built-in closet, and a writing desk under a bunk with easy steps to get into it. There's only four here, but just down the hall is a wraparound staircase that takes you above the Bistro and kitchen. There's another twenty rooms up there just like these ones. Good ventilation, reasonably good soundproofing, comfortable bedding, really it should be a pretty nice place to stay when we have to use it. But the important thing to point out here is the medical station. I kinda shoehorned it here because it's close to the bunks and the training center, and not too far from the kitchen. Seemed a logical place."

She leads them through a door and into a new room. Flipping on the lights in the darkened area everybody blinks back the harsh fluorescent light when it kicks on, as they had gotten used to the soft and comfortable orange glows of the flame backed by some indirect light from windows or ceiling panels. This is cornea searing by comparison. There is an obvious door to the main area on this floor to their right and another door across the way. The room has four beds that look like the kind of thing one would find in a hospital, and there is room to the side of each for the monitoring equipment that one would expect, though none is currently there. The room has shelves and racks that look like they will one day be dedicated to pills and potions, though currently there is only a bottle of aspirin and a few of her basic healing potions on a shelf in evidence.

"The homunculi that are out here are under orders to go ahead and start stocking this medical station as they can between other jobs, but as you can see there hasn't been a lot of lag time yet. It's been a busy few months. The door on the far side leads to a surgical suite that I am planning to use the same kinda thing as I use for our clothes cleaning to make sterile before surgery if it's needed, and other than that, it isn't very exciting yet. I haven't had a chance to get this part finished yet."

She leads them out to the main room, then down to the next of the last two doors along this wall. Opening the door, she grins. "This will be the game room when it's done." Her smile dims some. "It still has a ways to go though. It has a somewhat lower priority."

The room is the first they've seen that actually makes use of the full twenty-foot ceiling, as there is a balcony that goes all the way around the top of the forty by twenty-five-foot room. There are electrical sockets every few feet along the walls everywhere and a pair of billiards tables dominate the center of the room under lights that hang by sturdy cables through the hole created by the wraparound balcony. On one side of the room is a small sitting area with a couple of comfy couches and chairs, obviously faced in such a way that they would be looking at a wall ten feet away. "My hope is to get some arcade and pinball machines in here for some downtime distractions. A big-screen television for movie nights, we can flip the breaker to the games and take in something good. Just relax. But I haven't had a chance to get any of this done yet. The Homunculus can make a billiards table though." She grins. "Even uses real ivory for the balls, thanks to you slayer types."

She gets some odd looks for that, but Faith is the one that gives her the look that demands an explanation. Alex smirks. "Demon horn. These balls are carved out of demon horns. That big sucker you guys dealt with last week when Linmeyer was in town was wearing enough on his head to finish a full set. The other one I've had sitting around since last summer, kinda waiting for a good place to put a pool table. Now, I wanna stress that these are all community areas. If you wanna have your own TV and veg watching your own stuff, you're not going to hurt my feelings. Honest. I just wanted this to be a place people would want to be. Not like, you know. Where I grew up."

The sudden look of shock on her face as she realizes what she's said is matched only by the look of concern on the faces of many, and the understanding on the faces of a few that know. Alexis, however, turns white as a sheet and steps quickly to the door, apparently deciding to cover the gaff by just bulldogging through the tour. The last door on this side also opens up into the largest room on this side, it being a full twenty feet tall all around and covered in deep padding that is held a few inches off the wall everywhere you look. The floors are covered in the stereotypical wooden flooring one would expect to see in a gymnasium, and the woven mats for practice are rolled up against the far wall and waiting to be used. There is also a number of interesting and obviously custom-made universal press workout machines behind a false wall, along with a few homemade versions of things like stationary bicycles, skiing machines, rowing machines, and the like. They all look like they are built to withstand if needed excessive amounts of force.

"This is the gym. If you can think of anything I didn't, please let me know and I'll see what I can do. I tried to come up with ways to build this stuff where anybody can use it, but it can still survive you four. We'll see how well I did. Do me a favor and don't try to break it? If it breaks, it breaks, I'm not going to cry over it, but I don't think I can make stuff that anybody can use and you can't break if you're actually trying. If you use them and they don't seem to be doing anything, let me know and I'll try to work something out."

Stepping out, she points to one more set of doors, though recognizing the look of them, most had disregarded them early on. "That is the elevator entrance for this floor. Now, the top floor is kind of odd. Some of it has buildings on it, some of it is open sky, and part of it is the raised helipad, another twenty feet or so above the deck. But because part of it is open sky and flying demons are kind of a thing, it's a bit of a security risk. I have plans for it, but until I have better security on the Rig, I won't be using most of it. So we'll need to make two trips up in the elevator because currently, the elevator punch code or the homunculi letting you in below is the only way onto this floor without breaking something."

With that, she leads the first group onto the elevator and they go up, lets them off, and goes down to pick up the other half. Once everybody is up above she starts showing them around.

"This is largely my area. My woodshop, mostly I kinda took over the operations area on the top floor here where we were putting all the generators and such, made it a bit of a secondary workspace while I was getting the place squared away. Once the Rig is finished I may shrink my holdings some and re-purpose some of this. But for now, woodshop."

She opens a door. "These are the generators, and behind that glass guard there with the drain behind it is the main water pipe from the tower to below. I know, having the water and the electrical so close isn't brilliant, but we made it as safe as we could. Having all the utilities coming in and out through the same holes though, given some of the things that hate us? Seemed a worthy risk just for security reasons. Less to worry about. Technically, either one of these generators will probably run anything we'll ever do out here, but having the redundancy is nice in case there is any kind of problems. And yes, they are running now. That's why you can see them moving and the lights work. You can't hear them because I'm awesome, and I decided generators should be seen and not heard."

She closes the door to the generator room and goes back into the woodshop. Crossing it, she passes a door that seems to open out into the open air as the sunlight streams in through the window and instead opens another room that is obviously another workspace for her. This one looks to be intended for working in cloth and leather, however. A tailoring station. It is here that they finally see the resident homunculus, busily working away on something truly enormous made largely out of white and blue silk. Alex stops and looks quizzically at her little friends for a moment, then smiles. "Muhahahaha! So good. They'll be done by lunch, we can come back after. Anyway, this is obviously my tailoring station here on the Rig, at least right now. It is kind of industrial at the moment. Lots of bedding, beds, furniture, the padding for the gym, the upholstery for stuff, I just needed the space. Again, I might be able to shrink this down once the Rig is done, but until then it is what it is."

Willow gives Alex a funny look. "Why the 'evil overlord' laugh?"

Alex giggles a little. "Just playing a prank on Henry. Nothing serious. Just letting him know I know he knows kinda deal."

Everyone is now giving her a look of absolute confusion.

Alex giggles. "You'll see. It's nothing to get worked up over. But follow me outside, we're almost done."

Buffy looks at the rest of the interior doors. "What about in there?"

Alex shrugs. "Some of it is areas Jenny, Willow, Kendra, and I camped in the first couple of times we came out here. When we first came out, the living quarters were up here, I moved it all down there for security reasons. But really, there isn't a lot of it. Maybe this much again. The top deck when this was actually in use was basically a place to put things, it's like a super industrial-grade countertop. They didn't clutter it with any more appliances than they had to."

Opening the door, Alexis heads outside and is followed by everyone. "We're keeping the main crane. I need to have somebody that knows what they're doing come out and help me inspect it or I'll need to put my time in on modern engineering though because the kind of accidents that could happen if something went wrong and the thing failed on us are too ugly to contemplate. But if we ever get a ship of any kind of real size, we could use that crane to offload or load up cargo. It's just too useful a tool to get rid of. I'm tempted to just get rid of the guts of it and rebuild something myself, but it has stickers on it saying it was inspected, which makes me think there is probably a state official who will possibly make it his duty to be a pain in my ass. Not sure if they can still do that if it isn't technically a job site, and until I do know I don't want to risk it."

Alexis grins. "Now for the part you all wanted to know." She steps forward and then over a dozen paces. "The pool and hot tub will be going about here. And they'll be pretty damn near the same thing we have at home now."

Jenny looks at her, then at the rig under their feet. "Alexis, the weight of the water? The Rig could probably handle it but is it a good idea to tempt fate like that?"

Alexis shakes her head. "Nope. That's why I'm not. The plan is going to be to sink supports for the pool down into the bottom of four separate portable holes, have all the weight for the pool, hot tub, the surrounding deck, all of it resting on them. Same trick I pulled on the truck. It'll be expensive. But it'll mean we can have a pool with a couple of glass walls and partial glass bottoms hanging out over the ocean by a good four or five feet full of the clearest water you can imagine and lit up at night with underwater fire. Surrounded by the deck, with the barbecue grill set up over here. It'll be just like home only with a better view. And if anything weird ever happens and the magic fails? Putting weight sensors in is dirt easy, and a drain for the pool off the side would be fast through a couple of grates narrow enough that there is no possible way we could lose a person through one."

By the time she's done talking there are some genuine smiles. If they had to move out here, the pool area would be missed, of that, there is no question.

Alexis points back to the top of the building they had recently come out of and they see the water tower. It isn't as big as they would have thought. More tall than wide, being maybe twenty feet high and as little as five feet around with a ladder on one side and a small platform and railing on the top. "That is the highest point on the rig, and with a pair of binoculars, you can see most of Sunnydale. There's buildings and stuff in the way, of course, we are pretty high up, but not high enough to get past little issues like two miles worth of the curvature of the earth and the fact that Sunnydale isn't actually built directly on the ocean. So we lose a couple of dozen feet pretty quick. But still, the view is awesome. For now, the code on the elevator is just one, two, three, four. Anybody that wants to help me put together some soup and sandwiches for lunch, come along, otherwise, feel free to explore. Do not think you are being cute and get the code wrong for the elevator. Seriously. Mucho bad idea."

With that, Alexis turns and starts to head toward the doors.

Faith snaps the gum she's been chewing the entire time this tour has been going on and calls out. "Hey, Al? What happens if you get it wrong?"

Without turning around, Jenny, who had been following to help with lunch answers. "The floor swings out from under you and drops you into the ocean, then the elevator comes down and smashes you into a little cage at the bottom of the shaft with no air to breath for about ten minutes before it goes back into regular service. Though technically, you do have to get it wrong three times, and after the second, the door opens to let you out. If you are ever in the elevator and the door opens for any reason, get out, let it close, and call it again if you still need it."

The rest of the scoobies and their families stare in shock at Alexis and Jenny as the two enter the building and step out of sight.

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>> The Initiative Headquarters, Command Center. 1:22 PM
Henry smiles around his microwaved burrito. It is good to see his allies in this fight actually taking a day off. He looks over the shoulder of the satellite technician that is staring confusedly at the screen.

"What seems to be the problem, Reggie?"

Reginald, one of the best he has at getting that damnably archaic spy satellite to do what they tell it to, shakes his head in annoyance. "Nothing is wrong, really. I just can't figure out what they're doing. Based on the thermal sensor, there is a main heat exhaust from the interior coming from the center, but nothing terribly hot. Maybe eighty degrees? But it's a lot of air. If they are using the ventilation for the Rig for this, which is what I thought they were doing, they must have cranked it to the absolute max, it's kicking out an incredible amount of air right now."

Henry looks at the thermal image and sees the people have formed a loose circle around the ventilation outlet. "Bring it off thermal, Reggie. I have a feeling about this."

He does so, and they both blink, and then Henry finds himself chuckling, then laughing. Finally, he has to sit down he is laughing so hard.

Reggie is laughing too, but his laugh is a little more nervous. He is supposed to be the expert after all, and he had to get schooled by his boss.

On the screen is an absolutely huge circular balloon of cloth, probably silk of some kind, that has been tied down around the vent so the air fills and lifts it proudly like a giant white gently fluttering dot against the gleaming rig. Attached to it via some large velcro patches are the words: "HI, HENRY!"

Under that is a fairly decent recreation of the 'Spy VS. Spy' guys from 'Mad' magazine trying to kill each other with knives. Also attached, apparently, with velcro.

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Author's note.
So, that is what I ended up coming up with so far for the Rig. It isn't done yet, obviously, and I am playing a little fast and loose with the dimensions, I think this thing is actually going to end up being a bit bigger than the one I was basing it on.

It is still downright tiny when compared to the truly large ocean platforms, just for the record. Some of these things are huge to the level it beggars belief how they are constructed at all.

Disclaimer:
Obviously, I don't own 'Spy Vs Spy.' 'Mad' magazine does. Which I am now forced to admit I had absolutely no idea was ultimately owned by DC comics until I just looked it up right now. In my defense, I haven't actually opened one in thirty years.
 
I'm not displeased, mind you, though I despair that many of you will even remember that "Lion and Hyena" story I made up in an attempt to display Zabuto's 'Wisdom' way back when. But I wasn't really expecting it to quite get that deep and then I kinda fell in.
I remembered, and wow. That was a great emotional callback to that scene. Kudos.

Buffy smiles. "Sure, so long as my name doesn't end up on any of the reports."

The curtain is pulled aside instantly and Maggie's somewhat manic face is there with a cart full of electronic devices.

"Excellent!"
:rofl: Walsh is still a terror, she's just their terror now. :p

(and not evil)
 
It seems to me that this situation manages to harness both of Maggie's major drives - her scientific curiously and her ego (it always felt to me like a lot of her motivation was pride at being in the 'cuttong edge' of a new branch of research, and that she regarded herself as a pioneer and innovator), so I strongly suspect our resident mad scientist will continue to play nice as long as she's being exposed to new concepts and feels like an important part of the program.
 
I remembered, and wow. That was a great emotional callback to that scene. Kudos.
:rofl: Walsh is still a terror, she's just their terror now. :p
(and not evil)
Thanks! I try. As for Walsh? More below. :p
It seems to me that this situation manages to harness both of Maggie's major drives - her scientific curiously and her ego (it always felt to me like a lot of her motivation was pride at being in the 'cutting edge' of a new branch of research, and that she regarded herself as a pioneer and innovator), so I strongly suspect our resident mad scientist will continue to play nice as long as she's being exposed to new concepts and feels like an important part of the program.
All true, but also something else to consider. For the year or so that she was heading the Initiative, these were her canon responsibilities:
Running the psyche dept and teaching at a major college.
Supervising a supernatural prison and testing lab for supernatural subjects.
Wrangling teams that were sent into an incredibly dangerous environment on 'missions.'
Signing off on any training, supplies, additional personnel, and security measures for an 'off the books' hidden facility that employed at least a good two or three hundred people.
And finally, her own project of designing, building, and then deploying a nuclear-powered demon-human hybrid cybernetic soldier in a world where that technology didn't exist until she did it.

I submit for your approval that even the least of those duties was at minimum twenty hours of work a week. I'm not sure when she would have slept, but I am betting that the biggest factor that drove Ol' Mags off the rails amounted to a combination of stress and fatigue. Combine that with the points you made? Her fall was more or less inevitable.
 
On the Glory issue, I can see a slight escalation on her abilities being not all that game changing but, perhaps, would make her still a problem that the crew have to solve. Hell, she might even not be after the Key at all, but Alex herself to have her build a method to simply leave the 'Plane.

The upgrade? She'd be able to see the portable holes, even in their deactivated state. That's all it would take to make her still a threat to the group that they can't run from.
 
Pre-Prom Pow-Wow.
Chapter 72
Pre-Prom Pow-Wow.

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Buffy walks into the dry cleaners at eight on the Thursday before Prom, as it's her turn to escort Alexis home. Which honestly is a task she doesn't mind. It's only an eight-block walk, and it's barely even dark for it, this close to summer. Mostly it's just a little safer for Alex and a chance for the two to talk without there being a lot of other people around listening in. She has a great deal of love and respect for most everybody that they live with now.

But even still, somewhere deep in her, there is a little part of her that misses that time when it was all about her, and Willow looked up to her more than Mrs. Calendar.

When Alexis was a besotted Xander who worshiped the ground Buffy walked on.

She wouldn't trade what she has now for anything, but the little voice that wants to be the center of attention rears its ugly head now and again. The smile she had pasted on her face falters as she hears the enraged and shrill tone of Harmony Kendall spitting vile curses.

"Damn it, you are supposed to be good at this! Cordelia told me you were the best, I trusted her and you, and now you have me looking like a sausage going to market, you need to fix this!"

Alexis' voice, an exasperated near monotone that betrays having said the same basic things many times before, responds once again. "I told you when you made your decision that a red and yellow like that surrounded by tan sleeves would have you looking like a hot dog and that all the ruffles would do is make you look like a French one. You argued with me for an hour, Harm. In front of Cordelia and her mother. I believe your exact words were, 'I am the customer, and the customer is always right.' Well, I am glad you are right. I am also glad I made you pay in advance. Now get out, I have officially wasted way more time dealing with your dumb ass than I am ever going to bother with again. You're banned. I am never doing any work for you again. Go away."

The blond girl turns a delightful shade of pink and reaches back to slap her antagonist, but stops when all of a sudden her hand stops as though her wrist is caught in a vise. She turns her head and out of the corner of her eye, she can see the happy smiling face of Buffy Summers.

"Hello! You look like an Oscar Meyer wiener. I think I heard a song like that once, after prom you should try to track down that little boy and give your clothes to him. You'll make his day!"

Twisting the woman's arm behind her back, she then frogmarches her to the door and, honestly pretty gently, pushes her out onto the sidewalk. When Buffy turns around, she is hit by one of the dry cleaners' plastic bags containing the clothes that Harmony had come to the cleaners in, along with her purse, keys, and phone.

"Thanks. Wanna give that to her so she doesn't have a reason to come back?"

Giggling like mad, Buffy opens the door and hands Harmony the bag. Closing the door again, the two watch in detached amusement for a moment while the bun-and-processed-meat-with-condiments-colored woman frantically searches through the bag for her keys and roars away in her car. The fact that she is pulled over by a traffic cop a block later puts the both of them in stitches. After nearly three minutes of howling laughter, Alexis starts shutting down the shop, not that there is much to do. The dry cleaner portion of the business has been closed since six. She turns to Buffy as she does so. "Does it make me a bad person that I find the misfortunes of that twit unbelievably hilarious?"

Buffy shakes her head as she is wiping a tear away from her eye. "I hope not. If it does I am right there with you. Was she the last of them?"

Alexis nods. "Yup. I am taking a day off of school tomorrow to finish up all of our clothes for the prom. I still feel kinda scummy taking advantage of our quasi-celebrity status like this, especially since I am still not verifying anything. But when I went around to my teachers on Monday to ask for a heads up on any work for Friday as I needed to take time for personal reasons, every single one just smiled and said some variation of not to worry about it." She shrugs. "So I'm not going to. Are you still going with Riley?"

Buffy smirks. "Well, I better be, it's a little late to get a replacement at this point."

Alexis nods. "No worries. I'll have to ask him over tomorrow along with Graham to get fitted for something that doesn't look like it was rented. I won't have my friends escorted by scrubs in rented garbage."

Buffy's eyes light up. "Graham? Who is Graham taking?"

Alexis rolls her eyes. "Just gotta have the good gossip, don't you?"

A snickering nod is the response.

"Desia. She asked him last week at the after patrol pool gathering. She's been getting propositioned a lot at school and really isn't interested in any of the kids there. She has too many memories of them when she, well... When she wasn't who she is now."

There is silence for a moment as the two consider what this kind of thing could mean.

"But she does want to go and she doesn't want to be a wallflower. Besides, Henry wanted to get a couple of his men on-site in case anything strange happened, so it works out all the way around."

Buffy's smile frays at the edges. "Is that why he's going with her?"

Alexis offers a soft smile of her own. "I don't think so. I think it's tough for Desia to get close to most people, but Graham is calmer than most. More competent than most. More insightful than many." She smirks at Buffy. "Based on the looks some of my more 'guy focused' friends give him I am forced to assume he is even easy on the eyes. I don't know if it has legs, but I think a relationship there has training wheels at least."

Buffy beams at her as the two walk out and begin the walk home. "What about Faith?"

Alexis looks at her confused. "I don't know. Is there a guy in Sunnydale High you're trying to hook up?"

At Buffy's pout, Alex throws her hands up.

"Hey, not my fault! Faith never went there, you know that. Diana has been homeschooling her since she became her watcher. As I understand it she'll be going for her GED sometime just after school gets out and then going to college with the rest of us if Dormer can browbeat her into it. Otherwise, she and Dormer stay on as our go-to squad for extending our reach for problems away from Sunnydale I suppose. I guess somebody has to do it. We need to check out this Cleveland Hellmouth eventually anyway, I don't like there being an unmonitored Hellmouth, even if it isn't supposed to be as bad as this one. Getting shot in the lung isn't as bad as getting shot in the heart either, but that doesn't make it good."

Buffy looks thoughtful for a bit as they continue to make the walk home. Finally, she looks over with a smirk. "Cordelia?"

Alexis laughs. "I really wish I didn't find it so funny, but after that garbage in the library she spat at Kendra a couple of weeks ago I just can't help it. But yeah, I don't know who she's going with now that Larry came out of the closet on her at the last minute. Maybe she'll drag Forrest in? I just know that if Blaisdell is smart he'll skip all social engagements including prom and get out of town immediately after graduation for someplace less likely to get him kicked in the nuts by a cheerleader who went to state."

As they enter the house, there is apparently a big house meeting happening that includes the standard selection of Initiative bigwigs. All eyes center on them as they come in, and Giles waves them over. "Good, you're here. We have a bit of a problem, please, have a seat."

Henry accepts his own laptop back from Jenny, who has set him up on the home network and hooked him up to the television behind him. As soon as everyone is settled, he starts a slideshow on the screen. "This is a local shop called 'April Fool.' It was the scene of a supernaturally based attack this afternoon in broad daylight that saw the deaths of four people as well as the destruction of the bulk of the shop."

He clicks to the next screen, which shows a partially bipedal, hunched over, fanged and clawed mongrel of a being that might have been as much as six-foot if it could have straightened itself out. "This is the best image we were able to get from the security cameras on-site, and with enhancements. It is by no means a perfect image, but it's the best we've got. Giles, please tell me you have something for me. This thing pulled a disappearing act into the underground before we heard about it and could get the satellite to scope in on the area. We only know that much from the blood trail, and I won't send my men underground. Not with what we know and the equipment we currently have. So the damn thing got away."

Giles nods, cleaning his glasses as he does so. "Director, that is a Hellhound. They are bred by certain demon lords to be disposable troops but are rarely seen on Earth unless they are summoned by another demon or a warlock. This means that while this Hellhound is an issue, the presence of it is more problematic than you may have realized."

Henry grimaces. "Because it means that we have somebody pulling these things out of a hat. Anybody we know? The Mayor, maybe?"

Giles replaces his glasses and steeples his fingers against his chin. "Possibly, but doubtful. While they can be trained, what you've seen here is about the extent that they can be counted on. They are an instrument of destruction, little more than that. The Mayor has generally been more clever. No, I think this is something else. However, while there are multiple ways in which one can summon the things, most that I am aware of require the same basic components. If I compile a list, would it be possible that such a thing could assist you in finding who or what could be responsible?"

Henry nods slowly. "Possibly. Assuming the components were purchased locally or with an electronic currency of some kind from a shop that keeps records of that kind of thing. Not all of the new age stores do, we've found."

Willow looks up from her computer, nose wrinkled in confused curiosity. "April Fool' was doing a run on formal wear for the spring events like Prom, weddings, and such. Why would a Hellhound target a place like that instead of the butcher across the street? Just doesn't make any sense, I mean, if they're as doggy-like as they look they had to be able to smell it. That butcher goes through thousands of dollars worth of meat daily. Multiple cows and a dozen pigs get ground up or chopped into steaks and roasts. Why go after people in suits and dresses when you can smell that?"

Henry nods. "Possible that one of the victims or even the business itself was the target. We're already looking into it, but we hadn't considered the reinforcing angle of the butcher across the street. Makes the theory that there is another factor at play that much more likely."

Buffy peers at Giles through tired eyes. "How tough are these things, Giles?"

Giles nods absently as he accepts a book from a dedicated wright in a blue hardhat. "Reasonably so, Buffy. Nothing for you to worry about unduly, you are more than capable. They are roughly equivalent in speed and strength to a fledgling vampire but come with more impressive claws, teeth, and natural defenses in the form of tough skin and thick fur in many places. That said, while they can be cunning, they are not unduly intelligent. The issue arises in that they are rarely encountered alone, for if someone has the capability to summon and control one of them, it isn't a stretch to assume they would try to do the same with a dozen or more."

Faith looks at Diana and makes a gesture where she points at herself and her watcher with her thumb and pinkie, raising an eyebrow in question. At Diana's smile and nod, Faith speaks to Henry directly. "Hey, geezer. Since I don't have a prom to go to, I can be your girl for this one. Let them get all gussied up for their big day and I can kick puppies when you find 'em."

Henry smiles. "Were you volunteering your time, I'd let that slide. As a paid employee, however, contractor or not, I am afraid I am going to have to insist on Mr. Ackers or Director. I'll accept Henry in a pinch."

Faith offers a savage grin. "Five by five, Henry."

Giles looks to the Initiative people and Henry in particular. "In answer to one of your earlier queries, Henry? While I have you here. I have finally had an opportunity to complete my research into the small library we liberated from the 'Mourning Dawn' and have made my own copies. If you wish the originals back, you are welcome to them. They are reference guides. Good ones, Zabuto is many things, but a fool generally isn't one of them. But by themselves, there is little trouble that can be caused with them and the tomes themselves bear a substantial monetary value to certain collectors. I'd not wish to be thought of as a thief."

He removes his glasses to clean them, replacing them after a moment. "That being said, Henry, I did find something interesting among the books. A modern volume that the Watcher's Council and I had until now believed denounced as being a fraud that was trying to draw a connection between the supposed 'polarity' of two crossing and active, strong, 'Ley Lines' being opposed to each other was a direct cause of the formation of a Hellmouth."

Henry and Walsh look at each other in interest, and then Henry turns back to Giles. "What do you know of 'Ley Lines?"

"The way they are described in this book? Not enough to speak intelligently on the subject, I'm afraid. I know how to test for them, to make sure they aren't going to befoul or overpower what I am trying to get done, much as a man might call the city planners before digging to make sure they aren't going to accidentally rip up an electrical or sewer line. But for knowledge beyond that, you would need someone from a coven or other mystic organization that had dedicated their lives to the study of them, or to luck into a solo researcher who happened to know what he was talking about. It isn't as though there is much of a peer review process in place for such things, unfortunately. I can say that according to the book, the next predicted Hellmouth opening will be later this year, in October. Somewhere on the Galapagos Islands. Sadly, the book doesn't get any more clear or specific than that."

Henry taps his pen on the coffee table. "That's controlled by Ecuador, I do believe. Not impossible to get a United States government-sanctioned group there, but not easy either. Lots of red tape if you aren't on the more tourist friendly of the islands in the chain." He suddenly smiles. "But, you know, with the right publicity between now and then, a proper ship, a mission statement that screamed vegan conservationist, and some money to the right people? Members of 'Whale Watch One' could get some time on the islands for a research jaunt this fall."

Jenny looks up sharply from her computer and stammers an attempt at a defense. "I, I didn't make a-any untrue c-claims!"

Walsh and Gerard, already aware that Henry basically thought the move was brilliant, if a little sketchy, are trying to hold back a laugh while Henry chuckles. "I know. But tell me. Are you going to watch whales from on top of your little home away from home?"

Jenny nods, confused. "Sure. So what?"

Henry nods with pretend thoughtfulness. "Are you planning to blow up the businesses of law-abiding and benign organizations because you don't like their political agenda or the way they treat their farm or research animals?"

Jenny shakes her head. "N-no, of course not!"

Henry nods, theatrically wiping his forehead in relief. "Oh, thank god. You live up to your name and I can actually work with you. You're perfect. Operation legitimize 'Whale Watch One' is go if you're willing."

Everybody there laughs except Jenny, who throws a pen at Henry.

Giles scribbles off a quick list of possible components to check for concerning the Hellhound summoning, and then most of those in the meeting prepare for the night's patrol with Alex instead going out to her shop with Dawn to spend an hour or more in study.

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A few minutes later sees the two of them sitting at the workbench in what has become their standard spots, and she pulls out the tome she was presented a few weeks ago with a disheartened expression on her face.

"So, I was reading the new book today during lunch, and you had written that I wouldn't be able to make any homunculus until I was a lot more experienced. But, you also wrote in another part that the Hellmouth is way too dangerous for even you to get experience in without using the homunculus. So. How?"

Alexis sighs. Another catch twenty-two that she was hoping the shrimp wouldn't catch onto quite this fast. "The first thing you need to understand is that the amount of effort it takes me to hit the next tier of experience is immense. You, not so much. Once you have successfully gotten a 'scribe scroll' under your belt it won't take much to get a few mile markers past that and into homunculus levels. But we'll need to be really damn careful how we do that because you get the best experience from real situations, and without the ability to remote in like I do, real situations can make you really dead."

She smiles encouragingly. "But you can make legitimate experience at your level by doing fun stuff that has nothing to do with the nightlife around here. We could go fishing on Jenny's boat, there's stuff we could pull out of the ocean that is big and nasty enough that you need to be careful enough for it to be worth a bit of experience for you. You can get some experience by practicing with weapons in competition, or other such things that pit your skills against an opponent in non-lethal ways. It isn't as much, but it's still there. The important thing is to make sure you are living life more than you are spending time in the workshop. Because when you have reached that point, you aren't getting any better. Right now, running five wrights constantly, that's where I am. I'm not getting any better right now. But, that is just a temporary deal. Once we're past this stupid mayor situation I'll drop back down to one or two at a time and working on patrols and I'll start gaining again."

She pauses. "I think. Not everything about this is turning out to be exactly like the books. I think Janus may be screwing with me a little."

Dawn gives her teacher a skeptical look. "How can you tell what is experience and what isn't?"

Alexis shrugs. "You just can. It's difficult to describe. It's like when you have been training for an event for a few weeks and you're feeling pretty good, and then when the event is over and you go on a movie and junk food binge for a weekend and feel like crap for the next four days. You can't really point to one aspect of the way you feel and say, 'This, this is it! This made all the difference!' but at the same time, there is definitely a difference, and you feel it. It helps to think about it when you are laying down just before you go to sleep. Just run through what you've done for the day and see how you feel about it. Did it inspire you? Did it invigorate you? Did it make you excited for tomorrow, or emotional about the future, or did it have an impression on you that you feel will still feel as impactful on you a month from now as it does right now? Then this was probably a good experience day. If you are laying there and you feel like today was the same as yesterday, and everything you did was just to get through the day, or to pass the test, or to get somebody off your back and a month from now you won't even remember this day much less anything that happened during it? Then it was probably a bad experience day."

Dawn considers this, thoughtfully. "So, at least for now, I just need to put myself out there and do important stuff that matters? That makes a difference?"

Alexis feels a bit of a trap here, so puts a qualifier on it. "Carefully. Remember, the ride's over if you die. Because I can't bring you back, you are still a zero-level commoner. Trying to bring you back would wreck you, remember? So don't do anything crazy." She hands her apprentice a scroll. "Let's see if you can purify my coffee, I want something to drink."

Dawn looks at the cup with disgust. "That is not coffee. I don't even know what that is."

Alexis shrugs. "Well, it was coffee. Like, four days ago. I think. Might have been a week. Or two. Doesn't matter. If you can read that scroll correctly, it'll be a cup of pure and clean water anyway."

Dawn opens the scroll and reads through it silently once. "I really only get one shot?"

Alexis nods. "Yup. Remember, we don't have spell lists, we're not real mages. We're cheating. We're basically just trying to trick that scroll into believing that we are who should be using it so it'll do what it was meant to. I know. It's weird. Just go for it, it's a cheap scroll, and I'm thirsty."

Dawn frowns. This will be the eighth time she's tried to read one of these scrolls. Alex never judges her, but it is so frustrating, not knowing what she's doing wrong. She starts, and right away this time she can feel something different. Something is off a little. A spark of energy that flows from her and to the cup, swirling through the liquid, leaving behind purely clean water... In a still filthy cup.

Alexis looks at the cup and frowns while Dawn is going through some kind of hysterics.

"I did it! Oh my god, I did it I did it I did it! I made the water clean I can actually do this thank you oh thank you this is so cool I can't believe this oh no I can so totally believe this because you are like the best teacher ever and thank you so much and I need to go tell my mom and I'll be right back!"

She then tears off out of the shop, sprinting to the house and narrowly avoiding slipping and falling into the pool.

Alexis calls out after her, staring forlornly at her cup. "Hey, can you grab me a jug of ice water on the way back? I'm still thirsty!"

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Author's Note.
I do not own Oscar Meyer, nor their ridiculous advertising campaign that at one point was centered around masochistic kids that were hoping to be cannibalized. You know, because it was adorable.
 
I'm really getting spoiled by the numerous-chapters-per-day update schedule of this editing pass through. It's been fun being able to check back numerous times over the course of the day only to see, yup, there's another one!
 
Prom.
Chapter 74
Prom.

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"Are you sure this is the place?" Faith mumbles into her earpiece as she creeps up on the home in question the next day. The sun is high in the sky, Friday the day before prom is proving to be a pretty hot one in Sunnydale. Fortunately in her armor, she is still comfortable as she makes her way towards the back door of the adorable suburban home with its white picket fence and painstakingly manicured flower beds.

Diana's voice comes back to her. "Diana here. Dear, you really must begin to use proper radio protocols. It didn't matter when it was just the two of us, but it will become confusing now that we are part of a larger team. As for the location, according to what Henry and Jenny have deduced based on online ordering, the sales at the local magic shop, and the information Giles supplied, this is our most likely suspect. The Wells residence. You are looking for a senior student from the high school by the name of Tucker or any evidence that would indicate he has been doing anything untoward. As you know Henry has additional units nearby that can assist you, and be advised that the actual homeowner, the mother of the one we believe is likely responsible, the widow Wells, is deaf and legally blind. The likelihood is that she is innocent in all of this."

Faith can't help but roll her eyes. "Boston here. Yes, mother. Back door's locked, but I see an open basement window. It's a small window but I have my choker on, I think I can slip in."

Crouching in the gravel-filled depression by the open window, she feels her perspective shift as she halves in height and tentatively sticks her nose into the building.

"Oh, God." She gasps out, backing away quickly.

Henry breaks into the connection. "What, what's wrong?"

Covering her mouth and nose with one hand, and blinking away the watering of her eyes, she responds. "Boston here again. Nothing, I'm fine. It's just, wow. Bleach. Someone must have just upended like a dozen bottles of bleach in here and it smells terrible." She sticks her head in and looks around, covering her mouth in a cloth pulled from a pocket.

"Well, guys, good news and bad news. I think this is definitely the place. There are like ten cages here and they've been here long enough that between the smells from what was in them and the clean-up bleach that got spread around to make hosing it down later easier I think you are gonna want hazmat gear. The problem is that I don't actually see any hellhounds. Your hairy princess is in another castle I think. I do see a broken window down here with some cardboard taped over it and a damaged cage though, so I am guessing this is where your 'April Fools' hound came from. You want me to go in and clear the building, or do you want to get the warrant and do this more legit?"

There is silence for a moment, and then Henry comes back on. "This is the Director. Back off, but stay close in case you're needed. With what you have already discovered, we have probable cause. If those cages will hold a hellhound, they'll hold a person, and with the missing person rate in the area it is trivially easy to make a claim that this is concerning a missing person case."

The whispered voice of Jenny comes over the headpiece next. "Cyberwitch here. Boston, Director, be advised that Tucker Wells is not at school today. He called out sick this morning. How that factors into your investigation I couldn't say, but I thought you would want to know. I'll keep you updated if I hear anything."

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That evening, while the final fittings and alterations are happening in Alexis' shop, an altogether different gathering is taking place in Giles' office. Samuel Gerard has leaned back against the love seat as he addresses the rest of the room. "We don't know where this Tucker kid has run off to. All we know for sure is what he left behind, and a few details we got from the paperwork we dug out of the trash that coincided with some digital records. It doesn't equal good news."

He looks around the room at the others he is meeting with. Henry is there, of course, as well as Riley. Giles and Jenny are there, Faith and Diana as well. But as their meetings go this one is pretty tiny.

"We have the kid's mother in custody. More for her own protection than anything else, we'll turn her loose once we have her nut bar son under wraps somewhere. We're reasonably sure she doesn't actually know anything about what is going on. She is under the impression that her son was taking in strays and was nursing them back to health in the basement. Due to her physical ailments, she hadn't been down there in months, but the smell was getting to her so she put a stop to it and hired a truck for him to transport the animals elsewhere. She hasn't seen him for at least two days. We've convinced her that he was running an illegal dogfighting ring. We have enough evidence to make it stick, and if the rest of the evidence we do have is any indicator, it is a lot less ugly than what he really had planned."

Henry's lips tighten a bit at this. Giles' eyebrows rise slightly. It was obvious, of course, that Henry would get a chance to peek at the reports before they came to the meeting, but for him to betray that it must be bad. Sam continues, and he passes around a folder of photos his forensics people had taken when he does so.

"Giles, you said that hellhounds can be trained, well, it looks like that is what the creep was doing. He had four separate televisions set up in front of that row of cages, hooked up to a video cassette player that he had spliced a bunch of movie clips onto. Movie clips of people at their prom, or homecoming, or wedding reception, or really anytime that people would be dressed up and would be playing music that may or may not be any good for dancing and then dancing to it anyway. The scenes played in three-minute clips, with five minutes of static between, and the tapes were timed to go right along with an electrical current the nut job had set up to run through the cages that he cobbled together by cannibalizing some old security light timers. Basically, any time there were people on the screen in formal wear having a good time, for the pooches that equals zappy-zappy time. Four people died at April Fool, so I think we can say that his training method worked like the charmer he isn't."

With a flick of his wrist, he scatters the papers he was referencing across the table between them all in disgust. "We know the make, model, and plates of the truck he got his grubby little hands on, but we haven't had any luck finding it. Our current plan is to set up a series of watch stations and checkpoints in town tomorrow and hopefully catch the little weasel on the way in. Failing that, we'll probably have to deal with this fiasco somewhere within a block of the high school." Sam turns to Giles. "Please tell me you have some good news."

Giles offers a tight smile. "Some, yes. I brushed up a bit on hellhounds and they are among the demons you could run into that are fairly susceptible to gunfire, at least in the sense that while they do have an enhanced degree of healing in comparison to most terrestrial earth species they have more commonplace anatomy that is capable of being overwhelmed and rendered inert due to massive trauma. As always when dealing with demons, head and neck are your best bet, followed by upper torso, assuming the demon in question doesn't have armored plates or some such that would change the equation. I also have notes in many journals that verify what I have said previously. While they are cunning in the hunt, they are not particularly intelligent. They have been outwitted by things as simple as a common baited bear trap in the past to great effect when they are not being supervised, and I am under the impression that the Wells boy was planning for these to be rather... 'Fire and forget' I believe is the term."

Diana looks to Faith and the two set about having a quiet conversation in some form of whispered pidgin English that causes the rest of the room to stare at them in confusion.

They never raise their voices.

At no point does it appear that one is in charge, or taking the lead.

After almost two minutes of this, the two of them turn to Gerard, and Diana speaks to him.

"If I understand the balance of power in town correctly, the mayor still has control over the police and emergency services, though they are perhaps not as corrupt as they once were, and he has a vested interest in seeing to it that as many people as possible live to see the eclipse. Particularly people that would have a reason to be at the high school. He is a bad guy, obviously, but would it not be advisable to bring in the regular authorities to locate the Wells boy and his truck? Beyond that, all I can say is that Faith and I will be available tomorrow evening, probably on the roof of the school, for deployment. Considering the danger levels, I'll probably break out the carpet and not worry too much of being seen myself, Faith will probably be afoot."

With nods around the room, they moved on to other topics.

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>> Sunnydale High. Prom Night. 9:46 PM
Faith was bored. Just fucking bored. Bored and irritated. And truth be told, a little sad. She was stuck on the other side of the school roof from Diana on lookout duty and they can't even talk, because there are like twenty people listening in on the stupid headsets and she doesn't want any of them but her watcher to know what she is feeling right now.

And what she is feeling is a little left out.

She volunteered for this, yeah. But she did it because she had nothing better to do on a Saturday night. She went from a shitty life controlled by a drug-addicted whore of a mother to one controlled by a super cool but still highly irritating destiny and she was never asked if she wanted any of it. She gets tossed to the wolves, the vamps, the demons, and she comes out on top because she's a survivor and Diana is way more of a cold-hearted bitch to the evils of the world than you would ever suspect talking to her when she is at ease.

Faith's mind flitters fondly back to their adventure in Peru. They spent three days in prep and then a day while the vampires and demons that had taken over the village slept, sneaking people out. By then it wasn't many. Fifteen beleaguered souls. Faith will always feel a little bad about the four that died while they were making their preparations, but going in early would have just seen them all run down and killed. Then Diana Dormer, the lab rat that the council wanted to get rid of for some stupid reason, engineers a fucking rock and mudslide that buries the whole mess of them in a billion tons of crap using a redirected stream and a couple of blast globes. Then they spent a week playing whack-a-mole. It went from being the scariest thing ever to the funniest one.

But right now, below her, she can hear the music thumping. She can hear the laughter. And while she doesn't regret saving those fifteen people, she also sometimes wonders what it would be like to be the slayer that put down roots. That had things to look forward to.

That was a little more certain of there being a tomorrow. It wears a little thin, ya know?

But then... There was a six-year-old boy that clung to her with the very last of his strength, whispering that she was an angel when the carpet hauled him out of that village. It isn't always pretty. But for feeling good about who you are, and what you do? It's tough to beat a memory like that, no matter what they spiked the punch with or who you take to bed that night.

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"This is Gerard. Boston, we just went live. Some of Sunnydale's finest tried to pull over a truck about ten blocks from the school and the kid accelerated through that and a roadblock. They got him with a spike strip so his tires are junk but he's not stopping. North side. You'll see him soon."

Faith sprints to Dormer's side of the school. They had assumed he would come to the parking lot side, but coming to the gym side made sense as well, even if it meant driving across the field to get there quickly. When she gets there she can see that Diana has a pair of binoculars out.

"I see the truck. Sam's right, he's largely out of control but I think he'll at least make it to the field. Stay back until after the blast, then do what you must."

Faith grins. "You are gonna break 'em out?"

Diana nods. "With this many innocents as a target, you have to ask? This needs to be stopped immediately."

Faith leaps to the chain-link behind the pitcher's mound on the baseball diamond and quickly climbs down, then starts closing the distance to about a hundred feet from the school as the lumbering truck makes a god awful sound of tortured metal hopping the curb and then, mercifully, flips on its side. Unfortunately, when it does so the back doors to the truck are wrenched open, and the bottom half succumbs to gravity, falling to earth. The darkened, shaggy mess of creatures that crawl from it seem disoriented at first, but quickly turn to face the direction the sound the music and laughter is coming from, and then they begin to howl, and sprint.

Faith is looking a bit more nervous. "Hey, uh, D? That's a lot more than ten."

Diana curses softly to herself. Not only is that a lot more than ten, but they are far too spread out because of it. She'll be lucky to catch half of them in the radius of her blast.

"Dormer here. Henry, she's right. The Wells boy must have been doubling up in the cages or had more stashed elsewhere. We will need assistance." At the two-hundred-foot mark, she looses the blast globes. The two small spheres streak out and then explode in the midst of the lot of them, blasting them around like tenpins. While a few stay down, unfortunately, most do not.

Faith looks at the snarling, spitting, howling mass, and her jaw sets. There must be twenty of the stupid things, and there are police cars at this point back by the truck. But there's a couple of hundred people, some of whom are her friends in fucking party wear, and this walking legion of future fuzzy slippers was not going to get to them. With a vicious smirk, she activates her choker. The entire swarm stops in their tracks for a moment as they look up at her now eleven-foot height. Then her saber lengthens further to something like twelve feet long and she takes a single step forward, sweeping it low in front of her like she was planning to cut weeds with it. Two dive out of the way.

Three are not so lucky, with one beheaded and two taking grievous wounds.

Unfortunately, once the novelty wears off and the hellhounds start treating her like any other super-sized opponent things start going downhill quickly. She lashes out and they back away, harrying her from other angles, taking nips and bites. Her armor protects her but it still hurts like hell when they manage to find meat. She is bleeding from a dozen small wounds when she sees a hellhound go down with an arrow in his head.

At first, she thinks Diana, or maybe DW. But no, they both use crossbows. Which use a two-fletching stabilizer on them, while this one has three. A quick glance back sees that Cordelia chase, of all people, is standing next to Diana and has out a longbow with a quiver on her back, of all things. It looks highly absurd. Diana, of course, is loading her own crossbow for a shot. On the field below, she can see that Buffy is charging across the field, and wearing her armor... That's right, Faith thinks after a moment. They have that 'armor appears on them' thing. She has her sword in her right hand and Kendra is hitching a ride on her left shoulder and waving like a demented parrot. Because Faith is herself also super sized, it takes her a second to realize Kendra isn't in her tiny form, just her Halfling one, and that Buffy has gone ahead and grown as well to huge proportions.

Sharp pain in her thigh gets her mind back on the fight she is in, and she looks down to see that the hellhound that had the nerve to attack her has already had the opportunity to regret it. A crossbow bolt sticking out of its back, and then a crash of smashing glass and a gout of flame from nearby on the field is telling her that DW is somewhere around. Two flashes of metal and guttural whines near the edges of her battle tell her that Ravage and Howlback are doing their thing.

A quick slash with her saber separates another from his arm, and she happens to be looking in just the right spot to see one toward the rear suddenly jerk back and fall as a sudden spray of red emerges from the back of its head. A second later, another spins and there is the sound of shattering bone as a gout of blood erupts from the hairy beast's collarbone.

From what she's heard whispered in the dark, it must mean that Daryl has decided to make his presence known. As if by way of answer, another that was making a leap to attack her twitches in a spray of blood mid-flight and instead of attacking falls to her feet in a heap of pain.

Buffy by this point has made the run out to her, and between the two of them and Kendra skittering around between the behemoths like a blender on crack they have little trouble cleaning up the rest of the Hellhounds, what few remain. Almost as if choreographed, the two snap away their swords, and without looking at each other, Faith offers her hand for a fist bump. Buffy smirks and the two titans slam their glove armored hands hard enough for the sound to reverberate throughout the field. When they turn back to the school, they see something they didn't count on, however.

The entire senior class is standing there, mouths agape, just outside the doors to the school and scattered about the edge of the field.

The two stand there, covered in blood and hellhound fur. Surrounded by death. Kendra has made a leap up to Buffy's shoulder, a tactic they have actually practiced, and sees all the people as well. Her whisper carries to her two slayer friends.

"What do we do? I mean, they probably don't know for sure it's Buffy and me, but we did just leave in a hurry and there are all these rumors going around right now."

They are interrupted in the middle of this by the sound of squealing tires on the far side of the field as one of the police cars turns onto the field itself from the road and hits the gas, picking up speed. In seconds, it reaches where Faith and Buffy are, who both swing at it. While they deal damage, and the engine is now making some highly unusual sounds, the vehicle does not stop and the students in front of the school seem to realize too late that it is aiming for the largest group of them.

One woman steps forward. Her light green flowing dress is replaced with a moment's thought, and suddenly she is wearing armor that comes straight out of a medieval war zone. Her bulky, thick, overbuilt shield appears with a snap, and then she sets it in front of her, and braces herself, reaching behind the shield with the other hand.

The car aims for her and hits her dead on. But the shield doesn't move. Indeed, the car itself crushes around the large kite shield like a melon launched by air canon at the head of a mace that is jammed in a vice. The entire front end is mashed into a lovely 'U' shape with the engine in the front seat and the driver along with the windshield launched forward and over her head into a bloody and grotesque mess on the concrete walkway over by the doors of the school. When the car stops rattling, there is the sound of three muffled clicks, and then a snap, followed by her bringing her arm back out of the mess of the car.

Flipping up her visor, this immovable armored form that now has the attention of the entire field reaches up into her helm and does something to her ear. Then she says, clear enough to be heard by everyone on the field, but still calmly enough for the smirk to be made out clearly: "Rockette here. Bite me, Q. I told you if you put three immovable rods in my shield I would find a good use for it."

By this point, Buffy, Faith, and Kendra have made it back to the school. Cordelia and Diana have made it down. More importantly, though, Henry and Gerard are there. So when Sunnydale's finest show up and start throwing their weight around, they are pointed to the corpse on the ground, berated for their inability to control a suspect, and sent on their way while the kids, including Faith, are sent back inside the building while the Initiative team starts going over the field.

The Scoobies, once entering the building, find themselves all the center of attention again. Buffy, Kendra, and Desia know that their armor shredded their fancy new dresses when it applied itself to their bodies, meaning that they are stuck in it unless they want to be dressed in rags. Cordelia showed back up on the field riding on a flying carpet with a bow and some other lady. She hangs her head as she stalks over to what she sees as the outcast table, knowing that she will never be seen as normal again. Having given up on it, she has unslung the quiver and with a pair of snaps, both the compound bow and the quiver still half full of arrows vanish. She sits at the table and glares at the rest of the school, daring anyone to say anything while her eyes begin to water in frustration.

Alexis and Willow, neither of whom ever left the school, might have been in the best shape. Except that both were offering a running commentary to each other and Henry via radio in real-time through the Homunculus and the school security cameras. Between that and who they are sitting with, there is little doubt in the minds of anyone there.

The silence continues for a few minutes after the group has sat down, now alone as Henry has called in all of his people to process the carnage on the field. They each squirm in their own way as they deal with the awkwardness and stares.

Buffy is about to lead them out when the clapping starts. Nobody is quite sure who started it, but in a few moments, everybody is clapping, and whooping, whistling and hollering. There is thank yous being yelled at top volumes and after the three-minute mark with no end in sight, it is starting to get really uncomfortable for everybody at the table, even Diana. Finally, there is a loud thumping sound from the microphone on stage.

Everybody now turning to look at the stage, Jonathan Levinson is standing there with a smile on his face, his cheeks reddening in all the attention.

"Hi, everyone. Well, I guess I won't have to explain to anybody that just transferred in that there is something really weird about this town."

There is a brief, if somewhat pained chuckle, that rolls through the crowd.

"We all know there is something bad here. Something wrong. We don't know what it is, but we know what it does, we see it every week on the obituary page. We've all lost friends and relatives. But we made it. We're gonna live to get out of here. We are going to have the largest graduating class, percentage-wise, ever. Ever in the history of Sunnydale. By a huge margin."

He grins. "Rumor has it that the people we believe to be responsible for this are not a huge fan of the limelight, so I won't be mentioning anyone by name. A decision made before tonight that I'll be sticking with anyway, for the sake of appearances, I guess. But on behalf of the school, we wanted to say thank you. We noticed. We also wanted to award this trophy to those we believe to be involved. The plan is to put it in a glass case over by the doors to the quad."

With that, he pulls out an umbrella. The sparkliest, goofiest-looking miniature umbrella anybody there had ever seen. It takes a minute for the scoobies to realize that hanging from the ends of the ridiculous little tassels on the umbrella is a collection of charms that the school must have been debating behind their back for weeks to get the art clubs to put together.

A wooden stake.

A pair of crossed short swords.

A stone fist.

A wood and cloth puppet.

A computer monitor with a smiley face on the screen.

A cheerleader outfit.

Jonathan looks at the umbrella for a second, smiling. Then he frowns, looking at the table the Scoobies are sitting at. He reaches into his pocket where he'd stashed the little plastic sword that came with his drink, threads a tassel through the guard, then ties it off.

"Sorry. Looks like we were one short."

Faith can't help the smile that spreads across her face as the clapping starts up again, and the Scoobies that are armored take off their helmets. She takes the healing potion that Alex hands her, and then when the music starts up again they all decide that maybe one or two dances before they go home would be alright.

Diana can't help but smile behind the glass of punch that a well-meaning student brings her.

She might get her slayer into college yet if this keeps up.

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Author's note.
I will no doubt get some funny looks for this chapter. Yes, there was some escalation in this chapter. That was intentional. I have also moved the chance for the student population to be 'involved' in the sense that they will at least see weirdness to this chapter because I like that aspect, but my take on the ascension will be quite different.
 
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I'm really getting spoiled by the numerous-chapters-per-day update schedule of this editing pass through. It's been fun being able to check back numerous times over the course of the day only to see, yup, there's another one!
Don't get too used to it. I'm past the halfway point now, so unless I go from this to doing the same edit on another story, it'll be over in a week. Even when the muse is willing, I usually tap out at about four chapters a week. :p
 
Countdown to Insanity: Part 1
Chapter 75
Countdown to Insanity: Part 1

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>> Henry's office. Wednesday, three days to the eclipse.
"What do you mean he's gone?" Henry bellows into the earpiece, instantly at a level of pissed off that goes well beyond anything he's experienced in recent memory. Riley's voice comes back to him, sounding apologetic.

"I'm sorry sir. We were out front of his home this morning to make the grab like you wanted, but he never walked out. We took a look around on the strength of our warrant, and it looks like he hasn't actually been staying here for weeks. Not sure how that works, since we've been tracking him here every night I thought. Team Epsilon, the team back at his office, has interrogated the deputy mayor and his secretary. As near as we can tell he scheduled the whole week off. His only official duty was the graduation speech, which now isn't even going to happen. He's off the grid."

Henry slumps in his chair. Four months of investigation and tails, and this guy drops it all in a night? Now they have evidence that he knew about it for longer?

Three days until the mayor ascends and the bastard was unaccounted for.

Not good.

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>> The House. Wednesday evening, 7:30.

"Like I said, Giles, all the big stuff is done. At this point, I am just cranking out a few extra scrolls and potions in case they come in handy but I don't have enough time left to make anything all that extravagant. All of our front-line fighters are as scary as I can make 'em, I even got the rifle finished for Daryl once he admitted to us that he was 'Caged Yellow Bird.' Alexis sighs as they all sit around the pool in the shadows that their fence casts in the afternoon sun. "I have a grab bag of spells that could be useful in scroll form, I just kinda went for a variety since we weren't certain what we were getting into, really. Everything you've seen before plus a couple of ringers. A 'Force Cage' in case I can catch him with his pants down before the ascension is probably my best bet if he has any kind of magical resistances."

Everybody looks over with interest, but it is Kendra who asks the question. "Force Cage?' What is that?"

Alex grins. "It's a cage of magical force that can't be destroyed by mundane means. It'll basically put an invisible twenty-foot square cube of bars around the guy that will not bend or break no matter how much force he applies. Once he's stuck in there and immobile, dealing with him ought to be pretty easy, but... I can't put the spell on anything that isn't going to fit in it from the start. So I need to get close enough to nail him with it before he goes all Super-Snakely if he's really going to be like eighty feet long like the book says. After that, or if that fails I have all the standard party favors. Though I did go a little heavy on other force effect type spells, just because they are harder to defend against."

Giles looks at the enigmatic magic-creating teen with raised eyebrows. "Force effects?"

Alexis nods. "Yeah. Magic that either creates a physical barrier of solid energy or damages using a force of solid energy in the form of a projectile or some kinda beat stick. Keyword being 'solid.' Since it isn't cold, heat, corrosive, or any other kind of oddball energy I won't have the chance that the mayor will be especially vulnerable to it, but I also won't have the chance that he's just straight-up immune to it either. Kind of important, since we don't know a lot about this guy."

Jenny taps a pen against her tabletop. "Well, a lava bath killed him last time. So heat, maybe?"

Alexis rolls her eyes. "Heat is usually the first thing demons have a resistance to, at least, barring vampires. Besides, there's a difference between the kind of heat damage I can produce and trying to backstroke across a lake of lava. Heck, for all we know the heat didn't bother it at all and it drowned when it couldn't crawl out. Imagine it. You're covered in lava. No arms, no legs, no ground to rear up on, presumably. Maybe fifty or sixty feet of cliff to get out and every time you try to do anything to climb it, the first thing that happens is all the molten rock on your body tries to harden, and in breaking it, you drop yourself back in the drink. Repeat for a week, and for all we know it got tired, hungry, and drowned."

Giles looks skeptical. "Do you really think it could survive lava?"

Alex shrugs. "I have no idea, Giles. This guy has been around for at least a hundred years, probably longer. So when he made his selection of what to ascend into, he must have had reasons that made sense to him at the time, before he started this process. Anybody else notice that the man chose a form that can't push a button? He obviously didn't see the modern age coming. But I'm betting he picked something that he was pretty damn sure would be impervious to anything mankind could do to him at the time, and Giles? We had both fire and oil at that time. So I'm not saying he is impervious to fire after the ascension. But I'll say if he isn't, or at least has a good resistance to it, and he gave up the ability to scratch his butt with anything except his tongue anyway? He's an idiot. Has he done anything that made you think he was an idiot?"

Willow smirks. "Well, he's kinda also given up his butt going this way."

Giles grimaces. "A tragedy if ever there was one. We'll finalize plans with Henry on Friday evening after everybody that is going to the Rig has left for the weekend. But a few final notes that you all should know. First, the Initiative made their attempt to incarcerate the Mayor earlier today, and he has taken the week off and disappeared. They are trying to find him, but given that the Mayor is both a Sorcerer and has had a hundred years to prepare for whatever is going to happen, I think it is safe to say that it will be unlikely we can stop him before he shows himself. Second, Henry got his fleet. They will be showing up tomorrow for some manner of war game that they will be participating in for the next six days. Henry also wanted me to pass along, however, that using the fleet means that we have all died because the likelihood is that if the fleet has to respond, their response will kill us if indeed nothing else in the situation has. Us and anything else in the general vicinity."

Giles removes his glasses and looks around the room as he cleans them. "Also, Henry has mentioned to me and I quite agree that until Saturday, the chances that the mayor or one of his lackeys would try to mess with the odds by taking a shot at one or more of us is highly likely. For this reason, as you know Jenny and I requested that those of you that are in school would be allowed to finish up your finals last week as the normal schedule would have allowed. Until Saturday, barring an emergency, we won't be making any solo moves about town. Groups of four or more. The dry cleaners and the art gallery are both shut down until next Monday. It is just too dangerous."

He replaces his glasses. "I suppose the last bit would be that he has offered us the first bid on the 'Mourning Dawn' if we want it. Frankly, it sounds as if we'll be needing it next fall anyway, but since I am not one of the rich people that live here I merely said I would pass it along."

Jenny looks to Alexis, her expression a clear question. Alex shrugs.

"I don't know a whole lot about ships. But I have to assume that whoever bought it for the council did, and they thought it would serve for what they needed it for. Since we need it for the same thing, I suppose I could make the same assumption applied to us. If you're looking at me for the time it would take to do my thing with it? I have no idea. Haven't even looked at what's there."

Jenny nods. "But it's big enough to accommodate us all, right? I was busy when you and Rupert were checking it for magic, but it's a cargo ship on the pacific. They don't make those small."

Giles shrugs. "It is not huge for a cargo vessel but yes, it is enormous for a group like ours."

Jenny pulls it up on her computer. "Opening bid is ten thousand. We'll start there, see what happens."

Ten seconds later, she rolls her eyes. "Really?!"

Willow looks at her in alarm, punching keys on her keyboard like mad. A few seconds later she starts to giggle. Buffy finally gets tired of the mystery. "What is it, before pillow pummeling is the new thing!"

Jenny swivels her screen around. "They must have had somebody watching the bid because they closed the auction right after I made my offer. We own a boat. Fucking Henry thinks he's so damn smart."

She rolls her eyes again as the laughter passes through the room. "Laugh it up, people. I'll need a hand with it tomorrow. Apparently one of these days off is going to be spent signing things and taking possession."

After getting her promises from a few key members to assist her the next day, the meeting itself breaks up and the group starts to wander their own ways. Most end up in the pool area, though Dawn and Alexis find their way into her shop for a lesson. Dawn is starting to get the hang of scrolls, though being limited to the first level is making her a little nutty.

"So how do we know for sure that the scrolls I make will work?"

Alex taps her jeweler's eyepiece headset with the end of the pencil she has been scrawling notes with. "I can identify magic items with this. So if it is a good item and going to work right, I can tell you. If it isn't, I'll know that too."

Dawn stops scribing the scroll and looks at Alexis directly. "So, if making these scrolls is costing me experience, and I need the experience to get better, then how is doing it going to result in my getting better at it? And why in the world does it work like this, 'cause what I just said? Made no sense at all."

Alexis shrugs. "Right now I am just making sure you know the basics. Once you know the most basic stuff, I'll be around if you have questions, but I'll probably leave you largely to your own devices to learn. I'm just making sure you know how to get started and won't get yourself killed doing it."

Dawn looks a little nervous. "You mean you won't be teaching me like this is a class?"

Alex looks at her in confusion. "Of course not, this is artifice, not math class. Style is everything." Seeing that her look of confusion has done nothing to dissipate, Alexis puts down her pencil and turns to face her apprentice more fully.

"Look, every artificer has their own specialties and areas they prefer to work in. The character that I am more or less based on was one Willow and I played with a friend of ours before you and your sister came to Sunnydale. With only two permanent players, one of us had to wear a lot of hats. So I am pretty much a 'Jack of all Trades' type of Artificer. I can build most stuff that is possible to build at my level, but I'm not hyper-specialized. I have a couple of abilities that give my Homunculus a bit more stomp and my wands and scrolls more potential if I'm willing to risk a higher chance that I fail to activate them. I'm okay at dealing with locks and traps, and I'm good at finding them if I'm looking for them, but an actual thief type is better at dealing with them because they have a better chance to not die to them if they do get tripped."

She motions toward her potions bench. "I can do some healing and some ranged spell-slinging, but a cleric or wizard would probably be better. What I can do though, is I can do a little of all of it, and then I can also build stuff to make everybody else more effective. But through it all, I have a very distinct style in the way I build stuff. The look, the way the magic is layered on the items. It's unique to me. Now, I could, if we really wanted to, train you to be my little clone I suppose. But that would be a huge waste of potential. Huge."

She smiles at her student. "Far better for you to learn your own style in a controlled environment where somebody can offer you pointers without gatecrashing your enthusiasm. I want to see you try new stuff, tackle new challenges. I want to see your ideas and research go into areas I never considered. I don't want to train a clone of me. I want to inspire Dawn, the Artificer. If you decide you want to build yourself a giant robot suit and that is going to be your thing, then I want you to go for it. If you want to design a flying ship. Go big. If you want to Go-Go-Gadget Nemo and Nautilus yourself down to twenty thousand leagues while talking to your thumb and forefinger, I'll probably laugh at your phone choice but I'll totally respect your decisions as a crafter. But I need to keep my distance a bit and let you run with it. You got questions, I got answers. Otherwise, the books teach the basics and then you run with it."

Dawn looks at Alexis thoughtfully for a minute, then frowns. "Wait a minute. You just said a lot, but you didn't answer my freaking question!" At Alex's confused look, she looks at the ceiling and throws her hands in the air. "Arrgh! Alexis, If I am making scrolls, and doing that keeps me from getting better as an artificer, what do I actually do to learn?"

Alex nods. "Ah, okay. Yeah, I can see how that would be frustrating. Well, I think it is safe to say that you are probably as good as you are going to get at scrolls for now. After you finish that one, we'll start covering infusions. That's the little bit of on-the-spot casting that we can do. Once you have those two down and a few other little toys figured out, we'll get you sorted with your own workspace somewhere and let you do as you will. Just make sure you get out and do things. Hard things, that expand your horizons often. That's pretty much how the game is played. That's how you be a better character down the road."

Dawn looks excited. "You'll give me my own shop area?"

Alex nods. "I'll have to. If you spend all your time in mine you'll make me freaking crazy. Besides, you need to remember that right now we are checking to make sure you can do the basics for the magic side of things. But before you can really be an artificer, we need to get you skilled up in your arts and crafts options. Technically you can hire other people to make stuff and then you just enchant it, but trust me when I say that you are way, way, better off just getting some skills of your own. If for no other reason than because it can make you a ton of money once you can actually make homunculus. No worries though. Once we have you cleared for first level I can start teaching you all that stuff, and heck, it'll probably even count as experience for a good long while, as long as you're mostly learning new stuff, anyway."

Dawn picks up her pen. "How long until I can do stuff like what you do?"

Alexis considers that for a minute. "Honestly Dawn? If we can get you to the point that you are able to make your own Homunculus and assist with patrols remotely by this time next year, I could see you able to do most of what I can within three or four years. You'll always be a few levels behind me most likely, but at least at first, you'll close the gap really fast. Heck, if you take the time to learn modern materials when you are taking your art classes you might be ahead of me in some ways in a few years. I am having some 'old dog, new tricks' issues with some of the new stuff."

She gives Alex a curious look. Alex shrugs. "A lot of the new alloys and composite materials are really resistant to stains and corrosion. I don't know if it's connected, but they are a lot harder to lay an enchantment on as well, at least one you intend to be permanent. Not sure why that is, but it's been an issue dealing with the Initiative's gear. With them, it's all composites and ceramic plastic mixes and carbon fiber weaves and none of it behaves like it's supposed to with magic. It's going to take some serious research when I get a chance. Sometime after Saturday, I guess."

Dawn nods. Setting her pen down again, she looks piercingly at Alex. "Buffy told Mom that you were going to be at the High School on Saturday. Why?"

Alexis looks at Dawn and tries to decide how serious the question is. The look she is getting makes her swallow in more than a little concern.

"Because, Dawn. They'll need me. I don't go all the time because it's a needless risk. But this is big. This is an evil that could wipe out the town, the state, maybe the world if we can't stop it. So I need to be there. Part of the team, you know?"

Dawn is looking at her even more critically than she was before. "Are you sure you can beat him? Everybody seems to be taking this really seriously and I'm not ready to give any of you up, so you can't die." The just turned fourteen-year-old is finally starting to allow the tears that have been collecting slowly in the corners of her eyes since she brought up Saturday trickle down her face, and Alex stands and steps over to wrap her up in a hug.

"Shh. It's okay. I won't make promises that I can't keep. But I can tell you this. Based on everything I know, our chances of taking him out are pretty good. And his chances of surviving are basically zero. So either way, you and your mom will be safe. You and your Mom, Willow, Cordelia, and her Mom. Probably Giles and Jenny too. At the very least, I'll promise you that."

Neither of them notices Joyce walking back to the house, tears streaming down her own face.

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Disclaimer: I don't own "Inspector Gadget" or "20,000 leagues under the sea." Inspector Gadget is owned by Disney, or at least the movie from 1999 is. 20,000 leagues is I believe open domain anymore, but respect to be paid to Jules Verne for coming up with it.
 
Countdown to Insanity. Part: 2
Chapter 76
Countdown to Insanity. Part: 2

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Thursday involves a lot of final work on the Rig for Alexis, as well as multiple trips out with food and supplies, just in case things go awry and the people staying out there are stuck for a while. Friday the group is taken out to the Rig, where many of them will be staying for the next few days. While they will be available on the earpieces, the only people that will be staying in town from the house will be Alexis, Buffy, Faith, Kendra, Desia, Giles, and Diana. Therefore, these are the people that make it to the meeting at the Initiative headquarters on Friday evening.

It's a pretty big meeting, with Henry, Gerard, Walsh, Daryl, and Riley all in attendance. As has become customary, Henry is the one to get things started.

"Tomorrow, at just after one in the afternoon, there will be an eclipse. We know from Giles' research that the Mayor will need to be within a couple hundred feet of the Hellmouth itself for this ascension, and we know that the form will be big enough that he'll probably choose to go with an outside option."

Giles shakes his head. "The snake form is sixty feet long, yes. But it should easily be capable of traversing hallways, probably doorways as well. We will need to have a group searching the school. Probably from dawn until after the eclipse or he is found, just to be sure."

Henry grimaces, and Gerard makes a note. "I can have some of the new people on that. I'm also planning on setting up some cameras in various areas tomorrow, might help us keep a bead on things if things get out of control."

Walsh turns to Henry, and then Giles. "Well, that's a discouraging thought."

Buffy waits a moment and then raises an eyebrow. "What is?"

Walsh shakes herself a little, almost as if she was waking herself up. "Do we know if an eclipse has any particular effect on any other hostile sub-terrestrials? Can vampires wander about during one? Are there giant winged things we will need to worry about fornicating in the streets or some other such ridiculousness in addition to everything else?"

Giles nods thoughtfully. "The darkness that the eclipse provides will offer a window of opportunity for the vampire population, though I can't imagine them being in a position to befoul ours or the mayor's plans overmuch unless..."

Giles grimaces slightly. "Unless the mayor is willing to work with vampires, something that we already know he is more than happy to do. I think it is safe to say that vampires and possibly other demons will factor prominently."

Daryl turns to Henry. "I don't mind my assignment, but if there is a chance of extra vampires and demons rambling around, I wouldn't mind some backup."

Buffy raises an eyebrow. "Where are you supposed to be during all of this?"

Daryl turns to her. "Roof of the school. I'll have my rifle and some remotes for the explosives we are planting around the place."

Riley looks a little hurt. "I still don't see what's so special about that job that one of my men couldn't handle it. Graham could easily deal with sniping something that's gonna be sixty feet long."

Daryl doesn't bother to respond, and Gerard turns to Henry. "I have to say, Henry, that Riley has a point. A three-man team on the roof to deal with fire support and the explosives would free Daryl up for other things. I could use his skills elsewhere."

Henry just shakes his head. "If it was just your men going to be involved in this Gerard, I'd leave it your call. But we are going to have mixed forces involved and a lot of chaos." Henry looks at Daryl. "I know that Daryl will not panic. He won't forget in a moment of adrenaline-fueled fear or rage which remote goes with which explosive. He won't forget to check his backdrop before he fires, and he won't miss if he needs to pull out the launcher. I know that these complaints have been going around for a while concerning his supposed 'special treatment' and I'd like it to stop. He's here because we need him here, and because I didn't give him a choice. From now on, if anybody has a problem with the way he gets used, you come to me, not to him." He turns to Riley. "Even better, you just shut your damn mouth about what you know nothing about."

Buffy breaks in at that point. "Okay then, can we take a chill pill? Daryl, are you okay working with Alexis, the Iron Defenders, and DW? Because they'll all be on the roof as well."

Daryl offers the blond slayer a thankful nod then glances at Alexis. "That will be fine, thanks."

Diana looks to Henry. "Getting back to Walsh's point, the eclipse won't last long. If the mayor does bring in vampires they'll probably need to be in place or very near ahead of time. Is there any way we can use that? Flush them out or deal with them before the eclipse happens?"

Gerard shrugs. "If they are dumb enough to bring them in ahead of time by truck or something we can go around with probable cause and start opening up any trucks within a block or two on suspicion. But if they are in a home or something nearby, then we'd need to find them first and then get a warrant. The problem being that any building they would stage from would probably have access to this rat warren under the town that they all seem to like to use, so odds are all we'd do is chase them to another residence." He gives Henry a rather irritated look, and the Scoobies get the impression that this is an argument the two have had before. "We really need to shut down this subterranean highway they are all using at some point."

Henry sighs. "Find me a way to do it that isn't going to be throwing lives away and we'll make it happen, Sam. I don't like it either."

Buffy looks at Riley, and then Walsh. "What about the sniffers? Could we use those to check trucks or homes? I mean, if they have a whole bunch of vamps in one?"

Walsh smiles, her grin just that slight bit unhinged that always makes Alexis glad she is both on their side and not her problem. "I can do you one better. I included a sniffer attachment to the new scouting setup that Sam will be sending his Marshals out with starting in about three weeks. It's part of the same kit that lets an agent look under doors and around corners, so it should work fine for this."

Kendra looks around the room. "So, as I understand it, Alexis and Daryl will be on the roof. Faith, Buffy, and I will be in or close to the Library. Giles and Diana?"

The two look at each other, and then answer at the same time, though differently. Giles says "The library book cage" at the same time as Diana's "The roof."

Alexis looks at the two of them but settles on Giles first. "Why the book cage? I thought we decided that the mayor didn't need to be that close."

Giles nods. "He doesn't. But remember, he may not be the only one with a darker purpose for this eclipse. We suspect that whoever did the poisoning was only trying to destroy Wilkins' chances. But we don't know that. Frankly, it's just too much of a gamble. I want eyes on the Hellmouth at all times, and if something strange were to start happening with it, there are no eyes here better suited to sort out what is going on than mine, unless they are Diana's."

Diana nods. "No, Rupert is right. We need to keep somebody on station there. As for me, my intention is to start on the roof and if needed use the carpet to airlift people out one at a time if things start to go wrong. I've gotten quite good at that."

Riley nods. "Forrest and I will each have a squad and will be working our way through the school and grounds looking for him or any sign that things are going wrong starting at about nine in the morning tomorrow. Graham will be setting up a secondary sniper position in the school clock tower, and he tells me that he's asked Desia for support?"

Desia nods. "Until the battle is joined, I will guard the entrance to the tower. Once the mayor has ascended, my services will be needed elsewhere. I have made him aware of this."

Riley pulls out a notepad of his own. "Fair enough. We'll need to pull two more recruits to watch the tower door and stairs once you're gone then."

Giles and Diana exchange a look, and then Giles looks to Henry. "How many men are you planning to involve in this?"

Henry pulls out a notebook. "All told? Close to eighty from here, plus the carrier and escort out in the bay. But boots on the ground? Eighty, give or take a few. But Giles, most of these kids are just that. Kids. They haven't had the opportunity to get properly outfitted or go on training runs with your people. My hope is that we can use them for crowd control, directing traffic, things on the periphery. As for men actually going in with your girls? That is a much smaller number. Riley Finn, Forrest Gates, and it looks like Graham Miller will each have a small unit of three men they will be in command of. The hope is that we can somehow take the mayor into custody before he has the chance. Failing that, we'll be using a combination of modern weapons and heavy explosives, so I wanted to keep our numbers small to lower the chances of friendly fire incidents occurring. I'll be directing our forces from here, Gerard will be in charge of our field operations, probably from an armored vehicle somewhere on the property."

Giles nods, absently going through his own notes. Desia is the one to speak next, and when she does, she speaks directly to Henry.

"I assume that you are going to be taking steps tomorrow morning early to cut the last of his influence with the established authorities in town? It would be highly unfortunate if, in addition to an ascension, we also had to deal with policemen shooting at us from the sidelines."

Henry nods. "Handled that today, actually. Richard Wilkins is now officially a man on the run from the law, and his deputy, Mr. Finch? We gave him a vacation. I don't think he's actually dirty, but I'm not willing to risk it until we know the mayor is dealt with. So Finch, Wilkin's secretary, and a half of a dozen other people whose signatures graced the same documents that his did on a regular basis are currently warming cots in the holding cells down in the FBI headquarters, Los Angeles. I can only hold them for a few days without more to go on, but I only need to until after the eclipse."

There is silence for a few moments. Then Faith stands up. "Well, I don't know about you all, but I'm thinking it's time to order pizza and enjoy the pool." She looks to Alexis. "Would it be okay if we invited over the, what was it, twelve guys plus Daryl?" At Riley's nod, she turns back to Alexis. "You know, the ones that'll be on the ground with us tomorrow? I figure they might be less likely to accidentally shoot me if they've seen me rock 'n a two-piece first."

Alexis looks at Giles, who looks over at Henry. Henry shrugs. "They're all adults. Don't keep them up too late though, our workday starts at seven sharp, they won't like what will happen to them if they decide to sandbag on a day like tomorrow."

As everybody is going to get up, Giles raises a hand. "Henry, if you could indulge me for just a moment. I'm given to believe that you have worked it all out to a point, but I want to make certain that you are aware that we will be using two of our Ted units tomorrow."

Henry smiles. "So, finally coming clean on your robot buddies?"

Giles nods, his face a mask of annoyance. "Could you at least pretend that you don't already know everything? It's highly irritating. But yes. Willow and Jenny will be effectively remote operating them and will be using their earpieces. We don't know for sure yet what role they will play if any, but they will be armed, armored, and able to be brought in if needed."

Henry shakes his head. "For what it's worth, Giles, I don't know nearly as much as it sometimes must seem I do, I'm sure. But whoever designed your 'Ted' bots didn't do a particularly good job masking and evening out their thermal signature. They run hot on all of their joints, and that is a sign of something mechanical. We sorted out that much with the Satellite feed. Everything else we know about it has been due to guesswork. Very good guesswork that I would be willing to get a warrant based on if we were investigating you folks, but still. Guesswork."

Gerard looks up to Giles. "So what are they capable of?"

Giles glances over at the man. "They are stronger than a man by a fair amount, nearly as strong as Buffy. Not as fast though. They do, however, have one ability that makes them unique in our arsenal."

After a pause, Gerard makes the 'move it along' gesture with his hand. "And that is?"

Giles sets down his notepad. "They are expendable, able to be replaced by nothing more complex than time and money, albeit a lot of both."

Walsh nods, seemingly to herself, then she turns to Giles. "So when this is over, I will have an opportunity to examine one, yes?"

Giles stands and begins following the rest of his charges and Diana out the door. "You will really have to run that by Jenny. It is her toy, after all."

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>> Saturday morning, The High School. 12:15 PM
Alexis slowly paces along the roof of the school. "Oh my god, this is boring. Did we really need to be here four hours early?"

Daryl offers a smile to Diana, the two of them have been listening to Alexis lose her mind in boredom for the two hours. Diana is the one to field her irritation this time. "Yes, we did. And you know why, as we've already covered this numerous times. Cease your bellyaching. No one else is any more excited about being here than you are. Less, in fact."

Alexis turns to Diana and stomps up to her, stopping less than a foot away and staring balefully at the taller woman's chin. "You know Dormer, one of these days being right won't be enough to save you. When that day comes, it's going to be on. Short sheeting. Paper plates designed to leak sauce all over your chest. You won't open a door for fear there will be a bucket of ice water perched over it. Someday."

Diana smiles and places a hand on either of the young woman's shoulders. "Dear me. I'll tell you what, Alexis. When this is done, assuming we are both still alive, I'll give you the opportunity to learn why you should never threaten a prank war against somebody who has multiple degrees in the sciences and taught demonology for the Watcher's Council for three years." She smirks. "If you still want such an opportunity that is."

Alexis is gearing up for what would have undoubtedly been a scathing response when the earpieces they are all wearing start jabbering at them.

"Hey all, Cyberwitch here. Henry, you need to get on a television or a radio. You are not going to believe this crap. He's got the emergency broadcast system going. The whole damn town is going to be closing in on your position, apparently, there is an old bomb shelter in the basement of the high school. Something they put in when they built the school just after WWII, apparently. It's not on any of the blueprints we found at city hall, but even if it doesn't really exist, you're still going to be crawling in noncombatants soon."

Daryl curses as he looks through his scope. "She's right, Henry. I have a whole mob of people closing in. And what's more, there is some kind of green fog or haze coming from the sewers and storm drains. Ten to one it isn't just colored smoke."

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>> The Highway out of town, heading north.
Gwendolyn Post can't help a wry smirk as she can see the greenish haze rise behind her in the rearview mirror. The mayor asked her to stay, but she's done her homework. For the first few days after the ascension, he'll eat anything that gets close enough, more or less purely on instinct. She'll be back. But she'll wait until he's fed. In the meantime, she is now flush with money and watching her handiwork disappear behind her. It's really too much to hope that the Slayer and her little groupies are stupid enough to stay in that mess.

It would almost be worth staying to see what would happen when they did.

Almost.
 
To Catch a Snake.
Chapter 77
To Catch a Snake.

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By 12:45, the state of the high school is one of complete chaos. Thousands of people litter the property, with more arriving constantly. Though the emergency broadcast has been shut down the presence of the greenish-brown smoke throughout the town has caused widespread panic and people are coming to the last broadcast place of sanctuary by any means they can, with attempts at rebroadcasting new instructions having been stopped due to damage to the transmitters after the original was stopped. The fact that there are uniformed and armed soldiers at the school who have put on gas masks by the time the first people have arrived does nothing to placate the desperate citizens who are scouring the school for a place to hide from the choking fumes that are filling the town. Even the scoobies have had to ditch their helmets in favor of gas masks by this point.

"Director Ackers here everybody. Giles, we have a problem. This smoke from the sewers? It is cutting off our visual from the satellite. It seems to be filling a... I guess you would call it a bubble, roughly circular, about three miles across. Encompasses maybe two-thirds of the town. This smoke doesn't seem to be escaping it. We ran a few simulations here in the underground, crunched a few numbers? It looks like by the time this eclipse ends the light is going to be cut off enough at street level that your average vampire will be free to walk around. Tell me, Giles. What happens if the vampires kill everybody and the snake just slithers around a dead city full of corpses? Can this thing eat carrion?"

Everybody listening in feels their heart drop at the answer, as the muffled voice of Giles' from behind a gas mask comes over the party line. "Yes. Yes, it can, and even if it didn't, we need to keep it from reaching critical mass anyway. I've been doing a bit of testing and I think I know what this is. Someone has concocted quite the witches brew somewhere under the streets. This particular one, when inhaled in sufficient quantities and over a long enough period of time, will reduce a human being to a zombie-like state of compliance for a time as their higher brain functions fail, and then a comatose one for longer until they eventually die." There is an unidentifiable curse on the line. "Demons use it in smaller quantities for preserving live meat. I've never heard of it used like this, but we have to shut it down at the source and stop whatever effect is keeping the air from moving or killing the mayor won't save anybody. Somebody is going to have to go under the streets and root it out at the source."

The silence stretches on for a few moments. Finally, there is a voice on the line. "Ackers here. Giles, will our gas masks serve as protection from this?"

There is a deafening silence, and then the muffled answer comes through. "Yes, probably. Though I know that at least some of the compounds can be magically effective at transmitting through the skin in high enough concentrations, so the gas masks alone are not going to keep us safe for long."

A moment later two voices garble the line speaking together. The clear tone of Desia, who simply says "Desia here. I'll do it. I'm likely immune anyway." Curiously to the Scoobies, the other is Daryl. "Daryl here Director. I am probably immune to this as it is described. I'll go, the concentrations under the street have to be horrifically bad."

Nobody says anything for a few moments. Then Giles comes on the line again, his obvious English accent making clear who he is despite his neglect of proper protocols. "Daryl, I don't know why you would believe yourself immune. But even supposing you are correct the area will likely be crawling with demons. You are quite sure about this?"

Daryl, who has already leaped from the edge of the school to a tree and is climbing down, responds after a twelve-foot drop and roll on the grass, trying to talk over scared townsfolk that are screaming and backing away from the deadly looking individual and his antique, rune-covered gun. "With all due respect, we don't have time to discuss it. Director, give me an idea of where the center of the bubble is. Maybe we'll get lucky."

After a few seconds of silence on the line, the director's voice comes back on just as Desia locks in step with him, with Ravage and Howlback also scampering to catch up. "Our best guess is under Union and Eighth streets. Good luck, Godspeed. Finn, get your team on the roof to handle explosives. Gates, Gerard, the time to be pleasant to the people is now officially over. I want them more scared of us than they were of whatever they heard on the radio. I want them heading out of town dragging themselves on the stumps of broken legs if they have to. We have twenty minutes. Make it happen."

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A short jog through the greenish-brown haze later, the two with their canine looking companions come to the intersection and Desia pulls up the storm drain cover. She is getting ready to jump down when Daryl grabs her arm. "Wait. Get ready to put the cover back on." She gives him a look but picks up the round piece of metal. Daryl takes a moment to pull out a round object, pull the pin, and then tosses it into the hole after a two count.

The explosion and short screams that result are music to Desia's ears.

"Sniffer picked up some vampires. Let's go."

Desia turns to him, her covered face betraying no expression, but her voice is tinged with amusement. "What was that?"

Daryl shrugs. "Walsh's answer to vamps being immune or highly resistant to a standard frag grenade. It's what you get if you marry a fragmentation grenade to a magnesium flare. It spends the five-second countdown superheating all the shrapnel to something like three or four thousand degrees and then sprays it in the area after popping off the outer shell and hopping about five feet in the air."

He grins, though she can't see it she is able to hear it in his voice. "Thankfully vampires didn't sign the Geneva Conventions and we aren't officially at war with them or I think technically we could get in trouble for this one."

Desia's laugh rings out clear as she rips the lid off the drain again and starts the climb down, followed by the Iron Defenders, and finally, by Daryl.

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>> Sunnydale High School, the Quad. 1:00 PM
Buffy has climbed halfway up a tree and is looking down and around at all the people, trying to find the mayor in the throng of scared citizens. The Initiative soldiers are trying to get the people of Sunnydale out of here. But for every one they get out of the area, three more are arriving that had ignored the original broadcast and are now panicking with the strange-smelling smog in the air. The sounds of what appears to be a running gunfight taking place under the streets of the town aren't helping in that regard. Clearing the area is promising to be a hopeless task. She checks her Minnie Mouse watch and curses under her breath. "Slayer here. Does anybody have eyes on the Mayor yet? If he isn't here yet, he will be in the next seven freaking minutes!"

"This is Director Ackers. Be advised that we have lost satellite visuals. Even thermal imaging is getting touch and go, there is just too much particulate in the air. I'm cut off people. As an added incentive, we were counting on being able to use satellite targeting with the Navy if it came to that. Without that ability, we are going to be looking at glassing half the town to be sure. We cannot, I repeat, cannot let it come to that."

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>>Under the streets. 1:05 PM

Desia moves forward, slowly. She is crouched and keeps her shield in front of her. The occasional slash with a sword is all she needs to do in her efforts to protect herself, as the antique carbine that Alexis has modified for Daryl roars over her shoulder with the rapidity of a metronome. Not terribly fast, but reliably, without error, and whenever it reports the undead that are in the way feel the devastation in their midst.

It had gone okay at first. For a block or so of wandering while they were finding a path. But once they had started to figure out where they should be going by where the visibility is the worst, the undead became thick as flies. At least twenty-five had now fallen to Daryl's aim and the magical modifications of that old rifle, and another fifteen or so were either dust or missing limbs thanks to her own tender mercies. The Iron Defenders have earned their keep by bringing up the rear and have so far stopped no less than six attempts to flank the small strike force, with eight dusted between the two of them. With visibility only twenty feet even with the retina-searing lights that Daryl has mounted to his helmet, and demons literally crawling out of the walls? It's been the scariest hundred and fifty feet she has ever moved in her life.

And it has taken ten minutes, with so much dust on the floor it has become a slipping hazard.

For the third time, Daryl mutters: "Fire in the hole!" and Desia hunkers down behind her shield as another of Walsh's interesting little pain bringers bounces around the next corner. The screams and the sound of collapsing vamps as their ears are recovering from the subterranean explosion are music to their ears, but in the end, they have both already figured out the score.

They better find it quickly. They don't have a lot of time before their luck runs out. One bad move. One misstep. One falter.

They'll both go down. And the city will follow.

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>> Sunnydale High. 1:07 PM.
Giles Picks up a crossbow from his place inside the cage as the outside door to the library opens. When a cloaked figure walks in, he points the crossbow at it. "Who goes there?"

The cloaked figure looks up slowly, but before Giles can verify who it is, a shot rings out, and pain blossoms in the ex-watcher. With his own shot going wild as he staggers backward, Giles puts a hand to his stomach as his legs seem to cease functioning and collapse out from under him. Taking the second to reach to his ear and turn on the microphone, he groans in pain as he watches as the mayor carefully takes off his cloak and places it draped over the back of a chair. Then he kicks off his shoes and nudges them under the same chair. He checks a pocket watch. Takes two steps over to Giles, and hunkers down by the cage.

"For what it may be worth to you, I really thought you had me there for a bit. A hundred years of prep, all down the drain." He chuckles. "But, in the end, what you did is inspire me to greatness. I'd like to thank you. If you hadn't stepped up, you and yours, as you did, I wouldn't be savoring this nearly as much as I am going to."

He stands and takes a step back. "And I can promise you, savor is exactly what I am going to be doing for the next couple of days. Every nibble. And I'll start with you and yours, just to make sure there are no problems. Don't worry. I'll make it quick for your people. Not like the rest of this place. They might linger until I get to them, but really. I deserve something for a hundred years of civil service. It's all about karma, I think." His smile morphs into a fanged grimace of pain as the view from the skylight is darkened. Partly from the eclipse starting, and partly because Alexis is standing where she can peer down into the library.

"Q here! I have a snake in the library! Snake in the library and a blood pool coming from the book cage, I need that son of a bitch out of there right fucking now!"

Wilkins dives into the book stacks as Alexis breaks the skylight. Faith comes back over the line. "Can you hold him off for a few seconds? We are having a problem out here, the mayor came with a fan club and we have a lot of civvies in the line of fire."

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In the school cafeteria, where a lot of people had been finding themselves a place to sit since the crisis started, the situation had devolved almost instantly when the eclipse started. Of the five hundred people that were crammed into the room, ten that had been wearing heavy clothes turned out to be vampires that were basically swathed in black trash bags under their clothing. Once the lights dimmed, they went berserk, and Faith ended up back to back with Kendra trying to both hold them off and keep the scared and panicking people safe, not the easiest task.

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On the school grounds, a number of vampires and other demons had shown up and are laying waste among the populace. Oddly, there are many wounded, but no deaths. Broken arms and legs seem to be the order of the day. There are exceptions though. Almost instantly, Forest's group was annihilated when they ran afoul of a group of six vampires when they were coming around a corner. To their credit, they managed to dust two. But sadly it wasn't enough to save them.

Graham's support people died simply because they refused to retreat when he told them to and use the zip line that was secured between the clock tower and the roof of the school.

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Buffy slams open the door to the library just in time to see the ascended form of the Mayor rear up out of the bookshelves. She ducks back out into the hall and shuts the door just in time to avoid the mayor, who comes crashing into it, breaking down the door and flying into the hallway, coiled for a strike on the Slayer that she has very little chance of avoiding.

Then something happens that the mayor didn't expect. In the few seconds it takes him to coil completely to spring after Buffy with his newfound and still unfamiliar form, a cage of pure force, clear, as if made of glass, appears around him. Looking back into the Library he can see that insufferable Alexis has ridden a flying carpet of all things down into the school proper and is just now dropping a piece of parchment. Ignoring his ascended form and stepping towards the book cage.

"Hey, G-Man. I see the potion bottle out. You gonna be okay?"

The older gentleman nods. "Given your talents, I suppose I probably will be. At the moment I can't feel my legs and based on what I smell I suspect that the damage I sustained will cause me to be forced to throw away this pair of pants. But I shall live. Forgive me for not saying anything before. I didn't really want to give the demon a reason to finish the job. I take it he is dead?"

Alexis shakes her head. "Nope. He curled up tight enough to put him in a force cage trying to slither after Buffy. We lucked out, I had it out. I was hoping to nail him with it before he turned, remember? So, we have live bait. For the biggest fish ever. Like thirty feet from here. Close enough he can probably hear us."

Giles nods. "How long will that hold him?"

She points through the wall to where the snake suddenly stops slamming against the bars and listens. "Oh, about twenty minutes." Then she whispers into the microphone for everybody. "Twenty-two hours." Going back to regular tones, she pulls out another scroll. "I think I can fix your spine for you now, and I can clean up your, um, yeah. With magic. Then I think you and Diana should head back to the house."

Giles gives her an odd look. "Why is that?"

Alexis shrugs. "Well, among other things, according to Red and Yellow, two orphans showed up there about four minutes ago and the house is otherwise empty at the moment."

Giles gives her an amused head shake but accepts the two spells and the use of the carpet to pick up Dormer.

When Alexis makes it back out into the hall, Buffy is trying to jam her sword between the bars of the cage to cut up the mayor. "I don't think that's gonna work, Buff. Why don't you go give everybody else a hand? I'll keep an eye on he-who-has-forsaken-assless-chaps."

She gives Alex a concerned look. "You sure you'll be okay?"

Alexis shrugs as DW swoops in from the now ruined library door, the sound of the flight echoing in the hall as the silencing widget is turned off to allow for speech. "Probably? Do me a favor and don't run off too far just in case."

Buffy gives her a concerned look, but when the next scream filters in from the outside, she sprints back into the library to make use of the doorway to the outside, as the access to the rest of the school is pretty much cut off by the cage.

The formerly Wilkins snake is tying itself into knots, crammed as it is in the cage it sits within, but it stops and glares at Alexis when she starts talking to it. "Hello, Mayor Wilkins. Wanna see something interesting?" She reaches into the pouch at her side and pulls out what looks like a grease gun with a dial on the top. "This is a rather interesting little toy I put together for myself. It's actually the second one I built, the first one was for some clients of mine. Wanna see what it does?"

Lowering it, she pulls the trigger. When she does, a mighty gout of flame roars out of it and splashes against the cage, with much of it passing through the bars. The snake hisses in short bursts. It takes Alexis a moment to realize that the creature is laughing. The voice that comes out of the creature is different, deeper, and somewhat more prone to rolling it 'S' sounds, but still recognizably Wilkins. "A good try! Noble effort, even. But you aren't going to hurt me with that toy. It actually felt kind of niccce."

Alexis smiles. "Excellent. I would have felt really silly if I had gone to all the trouble to mod this thing for no reason." With that, she turns the dial on the top and there is a sharp smell of ozone along with a crackling sound. The next time she pulls the trigger the fifteen-foot cone of damage is a burst of blueish-purple lightning that causes the great snake to squirm and hiss violently in agony.

"Oh, hey, you don't like that one so well, do ya! How about this one?" With that statement, she flicks the switch over to the third and last setting, and the device immediately gives the impression of having been just pulled out of the freezer from the nozzle and to about halfway up its length. When the trigger is pulled, the spray is a storm of freezing cold that causes ice to form on the trapped and starving demon, as it squirms in agony.

Alexis lets up on the trigger for a moment. "You don't seem to like that one much either. I think we'll try it for a while. It won't do as much damage to the school. Need to be civic-minded, after all. My Mayor taught me that."

The agonized wail of the demon drowns out the spraying of the gun, as well as the rotors of DW. What it doesn't drown out, however, is the sudden feeling of absolute agony she feels when she realizes that somehow, somewhere, a Homunculus has died.

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>>Under the streets of Sunnydale.
Desia hears a crashing behind her and a roar as she plows through a rent in the concrete wall of the storm drains, knocking aside a demon with a single eye in the center of its forehead and smirking slightly as the thing doesn't get up, instead twitching when the round enters the convenient bull's eye it blinks before it tries to stand. Howlback follows them through, but Ravage doesn't make it and the four-legged armored monstrosity that has been chasing them smashes the poor thing against the wall of the tunnel.

The whimper of grinding gears is cut off quickly as the two blink behind their coated lenses in the completely saturated atmosphere. Desia has had to use one of her two charges to heal herself, and Daryl is limping heavily, though he is refusing to take a potion for some reason that Desia doesn't understand. This new tunnel is quite short and leads to the basement of a building in downtown Sunnydale as best as they can tell based on where they have been going since they went underground.

Desia turns to Daryl. "You feeling okay in this soup?"

He continues to limp after her. "Yeah. If this thing goes after higher brain functions, I'm sure I'm immune. Just ask my wife. No worries."

Desia can't help it, and despite everything, she starts laughing. When they enter the room at the end of the tunnel, moving aside the industrial fan that was set up there to blow the fumes out into it and then shut it off, they see a number of large claw-footed tubs full of some kind of goop that is bubbling hot from the propane burners that have been placed under them. The room itself is covered in runes of some kind. There is a door into the rest of the building's basement from here, and a couple of small windows that look as though they have been specifically sealed to prevent detecting this from the street. Daryl looks around the room and turns to Desia. "I don't suppose you have any idea what the runes are all about?"

She looks around. "Nope. But we don't have a lot of time. People are going to start dropping soon of irreparable brain damage followed by eventual death. Literally, anything we do couldn't be worse than that."

He nods. "That's fair. First, check the easy way. Are the tubs plumbed? Can we just drain it to the sewer and let it cool that way?"

The fumes in here are so thick that they have to get quite close to tell, and when they do Daryl takes the moment to shut off the propane to them. They can still hear the massive demon trying to burrow its way to them, but the tunnel is small, it will take a few minutes.

Lacking anything better to do, Daryl keys up his microphone and speaks. "Daryl here. Director, I think we have found the source. We have tubs full of boiling gunk. Can barely see anything in here, it's kicking off an amazing amount of smoke, visibility is basically a foot, maybe two. We took the heat off of them. I am tempted to dump it to help it cool faster but I'm worried about contamination. Also, the room is covered in runes. Speculate it could be what is causing your bubble. Could also be a fail-safe that is going to flatten a city block. I am pretty out of my depth here. Please advise."

Before Ackers has a chance to respond, Giles is on the earpieces. "Do whatever it takes. By my calculations, people will be falling in the streets within minutes, we need the ocean wind to begin to clear this air, and we need it to happen now. As for contamination, you needn't worry, as with most magical maladies, the half-life of it is measured in hours, not centuries. It might be dangerous for a week or two, but no more than that."

"Ackers here. Go ahead, son. Wreck the runes after you dump the tubs. Then get clear and get back to the school. Things have gone a bit awry. And based on the satellite feed, it is about to go a bit more awry."

"Slayer here, wait a minute. You said you couldn't see anything on the satellite feed?"

There is a pause on the line, and then Ackers comes back on. "That's true in Sunnydale. But we can see around Sunnydale just fine, and somebody is heading out to your oil rig. I don't think it's anybody we know."
 
Omake, Size Matters.
Omake.
Size Matters.
(Set during the Mayor's ascension.)

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'Things sure have gone wrong.' she decides as she leans against the tree with a big frowny face.

First, her parents had died in a car crash, and then when her uncle took her in here in Sunnydale, the very last of her family, he had disappeared one day. Never made it home from work. She held on as best as she could for a few weeks, but eventually, she started running out of stuff and had to tell somebody that she was alone.

Turns out that teachers don't like it much when ten-year-old girls are living alone.

Before she even knew what was happening, she'd been processed and locked up in this godawful orphanage where nobody cut the crusts off of her peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and they wouldn't even buy food for her dog. Tried to tell her she didn't even have a dog if you can believe that. Crazy people. She'd been saving food from meals in her pockets to feed him, but she got caught today and got in trouble.

Because the stupid old lady that runs the orphanage is a dog hater is why. A hateful, spiteful, dog hater. They wouldn't even let her try to build a doghouse in the back lot for him.

All the other children treat her like she's a freak because she talks to her dog, but if she didn't, who would? All these other people are so mean that he won't even come out. He just stays all indivisadabled or whatever, and only she can see him.

It's been almost four months now, and school is done for the year. The high schoolers in the orphanage still have another couple of weeks because something went horribly wrong earlier in the year and a whole bunch of people got really sick. But she doesn't know a lot about that. She was still desperately trying to get used to the stupid orphanage at the time, and their stupid rules.

Everybody is home when the weird green smoke is rising out of the sewer grates everywhere and the matron hollers out to the yard where the children are playing that they need to come in.

Emily Elizabeth doesn't. She hides behind a tree and pets her dog while the sky darkens and the strange fumes make her sneeze. If he has to stay out here, then she will too, darn it!

A little while later and the Matron herself comes out to look for her, calling her name specifically. Emily decides to stay behind the tree and pretend that she is asleep. Maybe she won't be seen, and if she is she has an excuse.

It makes sense in her head, anyways.

The Matron sounds scared and nervous as she comes walking around screaming her name, but then a few minutes later the tone changes. She isn't screaming for Emily, she's just screaming. Against her better judgment, Emily peeks out from behind the tree and she sees that there are five men approaching the Matron in the yard.

They do not look like nice men. They have messed-up faces and sharp teeth. Yellow eyes and they are stalking toward the Matron as though they wish to hurt her. When the one in the lead slaps her when she calms enough to tell them to leave, Emily decides that she has seen enough. Whoever they are, they are bad, bad people. And even though she doesn't always like the Matron very much, she takes care of Emily and Emily knows that she cares. It's just that she has so many children to spread her caring around to that sometimes it is hard to see. When the one in the lead laughs and moves forward, looking as though he wants to bite her on the neck, Emily nods once. Two can play at that game.

"CLIFFORD! SIC 'EM."

And at that, a twenty-five-foot tall enormous bright red dog with a face that makes you think he is normally a very laid-back and easygoing animal fades into view, and the group of bad men looks at it in disbelief. The dog's face might normally look very laid back. But just at this second the animal's lips are pulled into a snarl and the bark that escapes its maw could be faithfully recreated using an artillery piece recording only slowed down a touch. Then he leaps forward.

The Matron watches from the ground and stares in awe as this veritable force of nature grabs her assailant in its jaws and with a quick shake of its head tears the body into two pieces. To her surprise, the man seems to crumble to dust.

His friends don't fare any better.

Emily calls out to her. "Ma'am? Are you okay?"

The big red dog, having dealt with the problem that was bothering his favorite human ever-ever, has gone back to a rather lovable face as he pants and whines a little. The dust tastes pretty horrible, after all.

The Matron, finally having a chance to stand, backs away from the giant creature.

"Emily, is this your dog you are always talking about?"

Emily nods happily. "Yup! This is my Clifford. He's the bestest dog ever!"

With that, the little girl runs up and glomps onto the sitting dog's right foreleg. She hits it running full tilt, but for all the difference that meant to Clifford, she may as well have been a fly. He gives her a big lick and then begins walking over toward the sprinkler in the hopes that he'll be able to rinse the taste of ashes out of his mouth. Emily giggles as she rides along, clamped onto his foot like a limpet.

The Matron, having no idea what else to do, pulls out her planner for a phone number she received last Christmas.

Maybe those nice people would know what to do with Emily and her... Dog.

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Author's note, Omake:
I know, it's short and it's just a silly little non-canonical omake. But you would not believe how long this bit of silliness has been rolling around my noggin. It had to come out before this particular cancer got aggressive and I ended up doing some kind of hack, half-assed 'children's book for angsty teens' thing and gave her and Clifford their own damn story.

And no, I don't own 'Clifford, the Big Red Dog' or any of the ridiculous number of different ways the concept has been marketed. No clue who does for certain, but the original books are written by Norman Bridwell.
 
To Kill a Snake.
Chapter 78
To Kill a Snake.

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Jenny Calendar looks up from her computer and glances across the Bistro at the rest of the people that are in seclusion out here on the Rig, all huddled around a speaker and listening in on the communicators.

"Everybody, we have a helicopter on its way out here that we are not expecting and don't want. There is no reason, absolutely none, for anybody to come out here right now other than to attack us when we're weak or to set themselves up to cut a lopsided deal with the widows and orphans while they are expecting us to be panicking. They'll be landing, according to Henry after flying in from LA, in eight minutes or less. Any ideas?"

For twenty seconds or so there is absolute panic as most of the people there are all talking at once. Then there is a loud call of "Hey!" from the far corner of the room, where two gentlemen wearing fatigues sit in a booth.

Invited by Alexis to come out to the Rig for an extended weekend with her family as added security in the event something went horribly awry, they weren't really planning on getting their hands dirty. But that doesn't mean they weren't prepared to. They came out with more than fifteen trunks worth of essential gear just in case, ready for every possible eventuality. To say the Brothers Frog take this shit seriously is a bit of an understatement.

With wry smiles, the two dark-haired hunters turn to the rest of the bistro and Edgar speaks to Jenny.

"So, um... You've only got the one helipad, right?"

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>> Under the streets.
Desia tries to get the door to the rest of the building open while Daryl sets the explosives. The sound of the tunneling monstrosity closing on their position is the only sound in the basement room in which they find themselves. Finally, after a short time Desia gives up on opening it normally and begins hacking through it, and it is then that she notices a problem.

"Daryl, we have an issue here. They bricked it up on the other side. The only way out is back through the wall and into the storm drains."

Daryl glances up to the faint light from the plastic-covered basement windows. "Think you can get out through one of those windows if I give you a boost?"

Desia looks doubtfully at the tiny sliding windows surrounded by foot-thick concrete and bricks. "Maybe. But there's no way you are going to."

He looks at her with a wry smile. "That's true. Look, after the boom, I'll need help getting out of here. And let me borrow your shield. All things being equal I'd rather not spend the next five years learning to walk again."

She gives him an incredulous look but does slip off the shield. The boost he offers allows her to scrape herself through the window, albeit only barely, and the remaining Iron Defender joins her outside. With only seconds remaining on the explosives, Daryl flips over one of the tubs, hauls it to the corner, and gets under it while angling the shield so that it is both over and in front of his body before locking it into place with the immovable rods embedded in it.

"Daryl here. Director, we are seconds from boomtown. I can't get out. I may have been able to keep the damage minimal but when this is all over I'll need a rescue and probably my mother if you catch my drift. Signing off."

From outside, Desia can see that the building they were in is an old three-story brick apartment building. Then the blast happens and the rain of bricks and glass, while she is flying backward, proves to be a bit of a distraction.

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>> In the School.
Richard Wilkins was seriously annoyed. And hungry. And in pain.

This is not the way to treat a civil servant.

If he had tried to teach his flock anything, it was to have more respect for their local government than this. These are the thoughts that run through his mind as he writhes in pain under the tender mercies of Alexis and her thrice-damned blizzard spewing gun. The cage itself was starting to fill with ice crystals, which cut into the demon's flesh and gave him less room to wriggle to try to get away. His body, cranking into overdrive trying to maintain body heat, is consuming itself in its frantic need to not freeze solid. And during all of this, he feels the metaphysical 'pop' of the bubble over Sunnydale a second before there is a loud explosion from somewhere else in town. They must have found the mix. There is now no margin in staying. There is only escape, and the hope that he can find enough to sate the hunger of his new form before it consumes itself.

And the smirk. The smirk of this child, this wretched girl as she stands there, her face a mess of blood as it drips from her nose, eyes, and ears from some kind of backlash she experienced a few moments ago. But the lopsided smirk she maintains throughout it all as she pulls out a small red bottle and pops the top, chugging the contents while never removing her hand from the trigger is one of colossal irritation to the ascended demon. But he has kept an eye on the clock. Twenty minutes is ten minutes away. He can last that long. And he'll strike when it falls.

"How are you liking my new toy? Pretty cool huh?" Alex taunts with a wicked smirk. "I probably won't be keeping this one. I'll probably pass it off to somebody that spends more time on the front lines than I do. But I have to admit, it is kind of fun watching you squirm like that."

Wilkins, despite his actions, doesn't really hate people. He is really a sociopath in the purest sense of the word. In order to hate people, he would first have to feel anything for them, and generally speaking, he doesn't. Oh, occasionally one will make such an impact that they manage to distinguish themselves. But by and large, it is easy to be cold and calculating with a smile and a laugh because he really doesn't care.

But this bitch? Yeah. He hates this bitch. From inside the cage where he is trying to hide his head in his coils to save it from the cold he can hear her speaking again.

"Q here."

"No can do, Director. I have Mayor McSnakerson in a force cage and I am trying to wear him down now. I abandon my post, we could lose this chance."

Wilkins can only see parts of the look on the girl's face, as the helm she wears covers quite a bit. But what he can see of her expression doesn't make him happy.

"You're gonna what?!"

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>> Initiative headquarters.
"Like I said, the plan has changed. He's contained, we have a massive potential loss of life happening due to demons and this gas, plus a building we had to blow to get the gas to dissipate. The mayor is on camera, and we're going to pack enough explosives around him that as soon as he twitches outside the confines of that cage, he's bloody chunks of meat. But for right now, I need your skills helping the wounded and getting civilians clear. The demo team will be there to set up in less than a minute, and in the unlikely event that fails I have warplanes on standby. I need somebody that can diagnose these people that are wandering around glass-eyed from the gas and you're it."

Ackers tries to control his temper at the girls response.

"Yes, what we are going to do is probably going to flatten your school. That's part of the reason I need it cleared. We were going to shut down this high school in less than a month for a bogus chemical spill anyway and take it over, the school getting blasted is the least of my concerns."

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>> The courtyard.
Buffy springboards off a picnic table and sweeps her sword under her as she flies horizontally through the air, taking the head off of a vampire that was getting too close to a grandfatherly looking old man who is just kinda standing there, with a little drool running down his chin. Looking around, she can see that all the normal people that aren't wearing a mask are doing that now. Activating her choker as it doesn't look like any of these people are going to be in a position to complain to anybody about what they might see, she goes mega-Buffy and steps forward to the next demon in the quad with a fierce scowl. This one has blood on his lips.

He barely has time to realize there's a problem before his separate halves are being flung to the opposite side of the lawn, dusting en route. Two more steps forward and she can see what he had been eating.

With a curse under her breath and a muttered apology to both him and whatever gods might be listening, she takes the few seconds to remove the head of Gates from his body, as well as one of his subordinates. Mercifully, the other two weren't in the lineup to get turned. Then she continues her hunt, trying to get ahead of the massacre.

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>> The Rig.
Nick has been a helicopter pilot for going on thirty years, first in the Army and then as a freelancer. When he got the offer to shuttle around lawyers for some firm out of LA for the equivalent of combat pay, he didn't think twice and hasn't regretted it in the eight years he's been flying them around. But this time is different.

This time he isn't flying a cute little bubble top helping some suit or skirt get to a court date in another part of the state on time. This time they have him in an old refurbished Huey and they have it packed with a dozen mercs. Heavily armed mercs. This time they want him to land on somebody else's private property for what can only be called a combat drop. This isn't what he signed up for, frankly, but unfortunately they have him under contract. And it's a whole nest of lawyers. What's he gonna do? Tell on them?

The flight out to the oil rig is unpleasant for him but it isn't until he realizes on the final approach that the people in charge have started transmitting to the soldiers in the back on a channel he isn't privy to that he starts to really worry that things were about to go completely off the rails.

"Mr. McDonald, we are almost there. A minute until landing. You wanted me to keep the engine hot?"

The dark haired lawyer flashes a smirk at him. "Yes. This shouldn't take long. All we want is a few signatures, and I think we can motivate them sufficiently to get that."

Nick purses his lips in displeasure, but nods. It really isn't his place to say, he guesses. But this whole situation just stinks on ice. He won't be renewing his contract in a year and a half, that's for sure. There is some detritus scattered about the landing zone. Nothing significant though. Nothing that worries him particularly. He's landed choppers like these in places you'd swear you couldn't fit a postage stamp.

So when the crane on the rig swings away from them as they touch down and the cabling is thrown up against the side of the helicopter in a poor man's net trap, dragging the whole thing off the side of the platform and throwing the mercs into a disorganized pile of ordinance and limbs as they were not buckled in, it's all Nick can do to shut the engine down as the cabling tears the rotors off. While they dangle now a hundred feet above the water off the side of the rig.

The mercs sound pissed, and there is at least one gunshot though it doesn't sound like anybody was actually hurt. Lindsey McDonald is cursing a blue streak.

Nick laughs. He can't help it. Is this scary? Sure. It's scary as hell. But after what he's suspected working for these assholes, and after what he was expecting was supposed to happen today?

This is a fucking laugh riot.

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>> Sunnydale streets.
Desia picks herself up and scrambles at her best speed back to the building that just collapsed, screaming at the area where the window was that she had just crawled through. "Daryl, are you alive?"

Her answer comes back quickly enough, though it is on the headsets for all to hear.

"So far so good, but I am not going anywhere. I can't even shift this tub, there must be a couple of tons of weight sitting on it. I'll let you know if I need anything special, but for now how about you all just go save the world and let me take a nap?"

Desia can't help but grin, and as her eyes pan skyward she can see that the cool ocean breezes are quickly removing the greenish brown fog, causing screaming to erupt from various parts of the city as the sun finally manages to enforce its will on the demonic populace once more.

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>>The School
As soon as the sun starts to peek back out, things start to become less a fight to the death and more a disaster relief effort very quickly. Alex, Buffy, Kendra, and Faith are getting people cleared off of the school grounds and with the assistance of the bulk of the Initiative troops that made it through, they are able to handle things fairly quickly.

Gerard maintains security over the area with the rest of the surviving personnel, and at his request Alex uses the wand charges and spells she has access to for the day to surreptitiously make sure that the emergency responders that were coming in to take care of the affected were not under the influence. His reasoning being that according to Giles, this stuff was designed to keep people alive for a long time without any form of life support. With it, they would probably just be coma patients and she should have lots of time to help them assuming they could be kept alive long enough to be placed in care somewhere.

Even with Slayer strength helping it takes almost three hours to dig out Daryl, and when they do they find that he is in a lot worse shape than he let on. The forces of compression and decompression from being in such a strange position as he was at ground zero of a powerful explosion have done horrible things to both his respiratory and hearing, in fact it is only the fact that he was wearing the earpiece that kept the hearing in that ear at around fifty percent. The other known secondary effects of close calls with explosives, having his brains rattle around in his head, don't seem to be bothering him as much, though he does walk like a drunken sailor due to the inner ear problems.

It isn't until he turns down healing from Alex though that Henry feels he needs to get involved, telling everybody it can be discussed once the crisis is over and for now to let the man rest.

All told, there were twenty six dead from the ranks of the initiative. All accounted for, at least. So that's something. Over five hundred townsfolk have been killed, and six thousand effected by the mystical toxins enough that they won't be able to hide it until they recover, which will take weeks on their own. Three hundred and fifty that won't be able to recover on their own at all.

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Finally, after getting the status from the Rig and the basics of getting things put back together are started, the Scoobies slip quietly away. To rest, and cry.

Alex to get four wands started of restoration, to put people back to rights.

And the lot of them to say hi to the two orphans that are now playing in the pool as the air has cleared.

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Back at the Rig, two men in camouflaged clothing confer for a few minutes. After a few nods, the one at the crane controls says a loud "Whoops!" and then after shoving the stick forward to lower the load into the water, the two go back down to the bistro for dinner. There is a short kerfuffle and a few gunshots, but the sharks don't take long to dispose of the evidence.

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>>The Hall outside the Library.
She lied.

The bitch lied. She had to have, because it has now been over an hour and this cage is still holding him tight. He is surrounded by explosives. By cameras. Tripwires, a full laser detection grid. As soon as the cage fails, he'll die.

A hundred years. Just to live in famished agony awaiting execution. He'd laugh, if it wasn't him.

It isn't fair. He paid his dues. He took his time. He did it all right, all the way he was supposed to. He didn't want to have to start over again.

Well, at least this way he'll get another chance in another hundred years. Maybe make some different choices.

Thumbs would be nice.

And with that, the schemer takes a few minutes to hiss something softly under his breath, and dies.

In Los Angeles, a toddler he had marked last year in a ritual he maintains once every other year and had for as long as he can remember, blinks twice.

Then smiles.
 
. I have also moved the chance for the student population to be 'involved' in the sense that they will at least see weirdness to this chapter because I like that aspect, but my take on the ascension will be quite different.
Not that different. They do all arm themselves In preparation for the graduation, so they ought to have some knowledge of the supernatural.
"So, um... You've only got the one helipad, right?"
oh.... said by guys that have hunted the supernaturall for years by being sneaky rouges that trapp the unliving bejezus out of everything, and then lighting it on fire.

You HAD the one helipad.

Ok, might still have it later, they are lacking in prep time. Except... they where Base guards, and no friendlies where scheduled to arrive by it...
So when the crane on the rig swings away from them as they touch down and the cabling is thrown up against the side of the helicopter in a poor man's net trap, dragging the whole thing off the side of the platform and throwing the mercs into a disorganized pile of ordinance and limbs as they were not buckled in, it's all Nick can do to shut the engine down as the cabling tears the rotors off. While they dangle now a hundred feet above the water off the side of the rig.
ok, that was way less lethal then i would expect from them. Aw well, it's not to late to go dunking... Still think there are several improvised trapps and kill zones leading down from that helipad. could after all come two helicopters.
Anyone need a slightly used helicopter? We fund it when we went fishing...
There is a short kerfuffle and a few gunshots, but the sharks don't take long to dispose of the evidence.
Bit surprising actually, would expect the lawyers and their bodyguards to contain enough demons and magical up people to put up a fight.

Then again, underwater combat is something you need to be practices in even if you don't need to breath.
In Los Angeles, a toddler he had marked last year in a ritual he maintains once every other year and had for as long as he can remember, blinks twice.
...Yeah, that is something i could se the mayor do. Still, slightly more than one hundred years before next Ascension, provided nothing stops him. And he can find a hellmouth that he can take over, and an convenient eclipse.

probably will involve him having to knock out quite a few mayor badies, hellmouths are prime demon land property. And he has to both take over, and hold it for a century.
 
And That Was That.
Chapter 79
And That Was That.

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It's been two weeks.

Two unbelievably long weeks of putting the people and the town back together, cleaning up the mess of two different buildings that ended up demolished, and so many funerals that the town has actually noticed them.

Impressive, when you think about it. That's a lot of funerals.

Between Jenny's skill hacking and Director Acker's pull with the local government, it takes nothing to get the orphanage shut down in the wake of the disaster and the children relocated, though Melinda and Jeffery have become the foster children of Joyce Summers. In the words of Giles:

"Even if by some miracle they were not too far immersed into the supernatural before, they surely will be now and their only hope at a long and healthy life involves learning enough to get by."

It goes without saying that the two and Dawn are thick as thieves almost instantly.

In the wake of recent events, and given that the priest they had approached was among the dead, Giles and Jenny had opted for a quiet backyard get-together to celebrate their union rather than the wedding that they had originally considered.

But it is near to the point when Alex is planning to leave for the road trip as all the people that were planning to go are eighteen and the truck is finished aside from the teleport pads, which just can't get done if they want a vacation as there's no time to do it thanks to the now ex-mayor. The only thing left to do on the Rig is the pool area and the individual housing that can wait until their return. That's when Ackers requests the presence of herself and Giles for a closed meeting in his office.

Upon their arrival in the Initiative headquarters, they can't help noticing that the mood is grim. It isn't so much the number of casualties they received, but rather who they were. The initiative only had three teams of four men apiece that were seasoned in the sense of having gone on patrols and received actual instruction from the experts. And in this, their first major engagement, they had lost seven of those twelve. Never mind the other dead and wounded in their ranks, the fact that their best were cut down like wheat is obviously having a very negative effect on them as a whole. Entering Acker's office, Giles and Alex sit and nod at the man cordially, both at him and Daryl. He is also in attendance though oddly he has been brought in sitting in a wheelchair. But then they also offer a quizzical look at the woman sitting behind Daryl.

She's new.

Henry waves his hand around. "Thank you for coming. Rupert Giles, Alexis Harrison, I'd like you to meet Dr. Ellen Lamb." He then waves his hand in such a way as to indicate the introduction both ways. "Before we get to the meat of this discussion, Giles, Alexis, I need the two of you to read and sign an NDA for me. I trust you, the reality is that this is only a formality. But it is an important one. So please read it. Take your time."

Accepting the passed-over paper, Giles hands one to Alexis and pushes his glasses up. "Non Disclosure Agreements? At this stage? Henry, we just saved the world. I'd think we would be past the need for such things."

Ackers merely shrugs. "I don't disagree, but this has nothing to do with the supernatural. These are state secrets. There are rules, Giles. Just because they are sometimes silly doesn't mean we don't follow them."

With a shrug, the ex-watcher and artificer take the time to peruse the documents. Having started first, and if she's being honest, having skipped some of the boring parts, Alexis is done first.

"So Daryl is a state secret, and you are about to tell us about it, is what I am getting?"

His face looking like it could have been carved from wood, Henry merely hands her a pen.

Once they have both signed, Ackers collects the papers and puts them in his desk, locking the drawer. "Dr. Lamb, if you need me, use the intercom button on the desk. I'll be in the com room making my daily reports." With that, the older gentleman makes his way to the door and quietly leaves.

Dr. Lamb steps forward to shake both of their hands. She is a dark-haired woman at the high end of middle age. The bit of gray and wrinkles that can be seen around her face are doing nothing to hide the smile she wears, though there are dark circles around her eyes that speak of carrying a massive sleep debt. Of note is that she is dressed much like Maggie Walsh, down to the white lab coat and pocket protector. Daryl obviously cares for her a great deal, but also seems to be in some pain. He is moving very little, and both the Scoobies in the room recognize that as being highly unusual for him.

"First off I would like to thank the both of you for coming, even not knowing why. And, because I know that you will require it of me and because I will never be able to offer it to myself, I'd like to preemptively ask forgiveness for the explanation that I am about to give you." Daryl frowns at this, and Alex gets the impression that he thinks she is being too hard on herself, but Daryl doesn't say anything to argue the point.

"Daryl is not quite the same as you and I. He is the result of an experiment conducted in the eighties by the United States military into the possibility of using a cybernetically augmented warrior in combat." She sighs sadly. "To be more precise, to the best of my knowledge he is the first and only attempt at a true machine augmented intelligence. As a younger woman, full of theories and overwhelmed by my own cleverness, we took a test tube child and using legal loopholes to make him a thing rather than a person, experimented by replacing, adding to, and adding extra connectivity to large portions of his brain."

At this point she looks quite miserable, and her eyes are beginning to grow moist. "In the end, he exceeded all expectations. Able to calculate spatial relations as well as probabilities with his processors, he could use the meat of his brain as incredibly well organized long-term memory storage with near-perfect recall, and the system also maintained his physical body at peak performance. He was everything the Brass wanted, except he was ten years old. It took them some time, but they decided they wanted an adult model for field testing and slated Daryl for destruction as soon as they had the clearance to experiment on adults that were willing to sign on the dotted line."

She looks at them, and while there are no tears falling, it is only the years since that has deadened the pain enough to stop it. "I couldn't do it. I turned him loose. He got away. He also destroyed the program utterly by showing them what a ten-year-old version of this could do if it got angry at them by escaping in a forty million dollar spy plane that they ended up having to detonate remotely out from under him. If he hadn't ejected when he did, he'd be atomized a few miles from the Canadian border."

Alex gives him a smirk. "Well, if you are gonna skip town you may as well do it in style, right?"

His nod and smile followed by a cough that brings up blood cause Alex to stand. Lamb continues.

"This is why we have called you here. I don't know how familiar you are with the kind of trauma an explosive can cause to the human body, but his efforts to save himself were only partially successful. As things stand, he'll be bedridden for months at least, and he'll likely never recover to even half the capacity he had before. Too much lung damage that is being exacerbated as the scar tissue forms, as well as some kind of problem between his organic and technological components from the gas he was exposed to compounded by the shock wave of the blast. Ackers wants you to try your tricks on him, But Daryl won't allow it unless I am there to supervise and we are prepared to open him up and fix any damage that your treatments cause to his systems. Are you willing?"

Giles and Alex look at each other. Alex looks at Daryl, and then holds his hand and offers a smile one might give to a sibling that just missed the toilette after a drinking binge. "I wish you'd said something earlier, you big idiot. I thought you were against the healing for religious reasons or something. I can localize the effects, so your leg, lungs, and such shouldn't be a problem. Yeah, taking a potion might be a bad plan, those are a little like a broad-spectrum antibiotic, they just hit everything equally until they run out. But if I'm in control, there's no reason I can't help you."

She frowns and looks at Ellen. "He is right about one thing though, from the neck up I would want an expert around to let me know to stop if I was doing more harm than good. The closest I've ever dealt with to what you are describing would be probably limb replacement. Messing with the brain in anything but mystical ways generally results in death where I'm from."

Ellen and Daryl exchange a look, and he gives her a slight nod.

"Okay then Alex, would this evening be too soon? I can have the operating theater ready and we can be started inside of two hours."

After patting his hand and offering another nod, Alex and Giles leave.

In the end, it takes two sessions to get him put to rights completely, but for the cost of a few hours time for him to go from a wreck of wasted flesh to once again one of the most deadly good guys on the Hellmouth, Alex considers it time well spent.

She is more than a little concerned as to the working relationship that has sparked up between Maggie and Ellen, however. The possibilities of a doctor of Lamb's ability and flexible morality added to Walsh's staff is interesting but somewhat horrifying. Thankfully, Ackers is still there to ride herd on the two.

It is June twenty-eighth before they are ready for the road trip, unfortunately. Alex meets Willow, Buffy, and Kendra out at the Truck when they arrive with their luggage. With the entire thing painted jet black and the now sleek lines the massive vehicle has, it looks like nothing so much as an armored personnel carrier from a sci-fi movie.

"Okay ladies. Welcome aboard." Alex grins as she pulls a crank on the back and a set of stairs drop down leading to an armored door. "You'll each have a key and in a pinch one of the Wrights can let you in, but for now go ahead and follow me. Bring your luggage."

Buffy looks around as the four women and all their luggage are crammed into the small space in the back. It's only six feet by eight feet, with the kind of metal grate flooring you might see in an industrial shower and shower nozzles in the ceiling. The side that would lead to the rest of the truck has a door and built-in, metal, waterproof, drawers. The door to the rest of the truck interior, however, is only three feet tall.

Alex turns back to them all. "This is kind of the dressing room and shower. I know it's weird to have that right next to the door to the outside, but the thing is that in order to get the best use out of the rest of the truck, we are going to be halfling size when we're in it. So all of our clothes need to be in a 'normal' zone so we can put them on, and the showers need to be here because I am not interested in demon gunk getting tracked all through my truck every time there's a problem. I also needed at least one spot big enough to open up a portable hole if we needed to get at the storage, so this is that too. Go ahead and leave your luggage here. We can pack it all away in the truck after the tour and then leave the bags at the house unless you have a real need for them for some reason.

The rest of the tour includes four separate bunk rooms that each have a little storage of their own as well as a small side room with a tiny metal toilette and sink with a mirror. A kitchen that to their three-foot height is actually quite large, and a grand living room with a good-sized computer monitor on one side that is being used as a television as well as Willow's access point to the internet and Jenny. All of this is spread across two levels with the bedrooms up a short staircase, though at the very front of the truck there is a small door leading to full height room. One with what looks like footlockers on either side and an assortment of the tools of Alex's trade held in holders over a workbench. Alex gives the rest a rather pointed look.

"Those lockers lead directly to the storage boxes on the side of the truck where the fuel tanks used to be. So you can access weapons and armor from inside or outside if you need to." She nods to the table in one corner with its assortment of strapped down and packed away tools. "That is my workstation. I don't really expect to need it, the Wrights can work out of a portable hole with no problems and I have five holes made for the trip, three for manufacture and two for supply. But even still please don't fiddle with the stuff here, a lot of it is fairly delicate and if I do end up needing to use it, it will be because something has gone horribly wrong and I need to research, probably on a deadline."

Then she leads them to the cab of the truck, which will seat the four in luxury after her extending the cab as she has done. Interestingly, the back seats are designed without surrounding windows of any kind, but instead to take advantage of the fact that a three-foot person requires a lot less room to be comfortable.

"I'm not using internal combustion, so the heater if we use it is a 'heat metal' array and a series of fans that will blow the air through the truck. Same with the cooling system and 'chill metal.' The same systems run the stove, oven, fridge, and freezer really. It's just that what bits of metal in range are affected at any given time is dependent on which knobs are turned to complete the targeting runes. I was able to increase the single-shot range to about six hundred miles by adding a second engine in the back and fooling around with all the linkages until this was an all-wheel drive, but at that point, this thing will be down to a maximum of about fifteen miles per hour until everything is recharged and reset. I lost a lot of effective go power when I started packing on the weight of the interior. Nice that it inspired me to increase the range, not so good that it cut our unaugmented speed to the point we couldn't outrun a determined three-wheeled skateboard."

She looks around. "And that's pretty much it. I figured we can pack everything up tonight and head out tomorrow morning early. I have one stop to make close by, and then we can go wherever anybody wants."

She grins.

"This is our time."

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Authors note:
As I have in past postings of this story got a review or two about it, I just thought I would remind people that Wolfram and Hart have been investigating Jenny Calendar and her associates since they bought the sorority house and were able to keep it, then stepped up their investigation to the point of infiltrating the watcher's council and losing assets over it when the fiasco happened at the art auction.

The law firm has been looking to get their hooks irrevocably into the lives of our heroes for quite a while and using the distraction of the Mayor's ascension to fly out and get some signatures on magically binding documents honestly seemed to me like the kind of dirty trick that they would pull. Admittedly I mostly write from the perspective of the good guys, so it wasn't in-your-face evidence, but there was foreshadowing of their involvement as well as their possible knowledge of the unique nature of Sunnydale High, thanks to the Lunch Lady phone records.
 
Under Contract.
Chapter 80
Under Contract.

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Willow scratches absently at the small tattoo on her wrist as they begin the first leg of their journey, her and Alexis in the front with Alexis driving and Buffy chatting with Kendra in the backseat.

Her parents would freak out if they even suspected that she had three of these permanent markings on her, much less that she was sharing the distinction with a bunch of other girls. She frowns slightly as she gazes out the window, her thoughts on the likelihood of their response. Probably assume that she needed rescue from a cult or something, at least until they got distracted by another conference somewhere and skipped town.

The one that stops anyone from scrying them with magic is of course on everyone in the truck and the majority of the people they left behind at home by this point. But in addition, using the extra couple of weeks that she had, Alex had cranked out two more for each of them that she had worked the ins and outs of and passed them out to the road trippers as a bonus the night before they got the grand tour of the vehicle she is riding in.

The first is an unusual runic symbol done in a rather gothic style. It is about the size of a quarter and sits in the center of her back, below where a shirt would cover so it is easy to conceal. According to Alex, It is a 'protection from evil' charm. With no way to easily test it, finding out for sure how well it will do here isn't easy. But she swears it should be useful at the very least.

The second is the one on the inside of her right wrist, and while the 'protection from evil' one can be anywhere, this one needed to be somewhere they can get at it so they all chose the wrist pretty much. It's a Celtic knot in the shape of a set of elevator call buttons, only the size of a small matchbox. One arrow up, one arrow down. It replaces the choker that the slayers were wearing to get bigger and smaller, Mostly because Alexis decided that despite the irritation of the extra week and a half almost before departure it was worth it as she was concerned with what might happen if somebody had their item for sizing become dislodged while sleeping or something in the truck.

Fortunately, all the spells involved in both of these items are first level, so making permanent versions that aren't subject to chakra points or whatever, while still kinda spendy, isn't nearly as bad or time-consuming as it could be. Willow is genuinely curious as to why they would need the enlarge person for herself and Alex in addition to the reducing one. But when she asked Alex's only response was that as either of the spells is the counter for the other, making the tattoo like this really was only maybe half again more expensive than just building a canceler into the original item anyway.

She is trying to decide if she is hungry enough to get into her bag lunch already, being barely on the outskirts of Sunnydale but also somewhat motivated by the fact that the sandwiches will get more and more gross the longer they sit wrapped in plastic. She has just about decided to go for it when Kendra speaks up from the backseat.

"So why are we going to Santa Carla, anyway? Not much of a start to this road trip of ours, it's only something like twenty minutes away."

Alexis glances into her side mirror and gets into the middle lane for the short drive north before responding. "The Frog brothers got in touch with us a few days ago. It sounds there was a survivor from the helicopter disaster out on the Rig. The pilot. The crazy bastard climbed the cable as far as he could to get away from the Rig defenses, or at least until he got to portions of it that had been through the greaser recently. Then used some kind of aviation glue he carries around to stick himself to the cable before his strength gave out. Hung there for a day and a half before he got noticed and the brothers pulled him off and took him home in their boat so our people out there didn't have to deal with him."

She changes lanes to avoid some moron that looks to be treating the lines on the road as a suggestion rather than a rule. Her truck can take it, but why deal with the irritation?

"From what I understand he left quite a bit of skin on that cable, and the exposure, blood loss, and dehydration didn't do him any favors either. But they have him stable and they wanted to know if we had an interest in what he had to say before they decided what to do with the guy. Apparently, he was shuttling out a lawyer and a bunch of mercenaries, but he swears he doesn't know why and that he's just on retainer for the firm." Alex risks a quick glance back and a smirk. "Besides, I was thinking maybe you two might want to put the fear of the Scoobies into the scum that likes the Sunnydale Echo for a day or two. We owe the Frog's a favor after all."

Buffy gives a nod to the front. "So the stick of truth and then a patrol? What do we want to do with this guy if it turns out he really was just a flying cab driver?"

Alexis thinks for a minute as they all ponder. "I think it depends on him. We can't really make the call without knowing more about the situation. I kind of wish they hadn't destroyed the helicopter like they did. Not that I think it was a bad call, it's obvious that anybody coming out there right then was up to no good. But just that with nobody to ask questions of and all the evidence shredded, it's been really hard trying to figure out who they were and why. I just hope this guy has some answers for us so we have something we can give Henry. I know he has been trying to look into it and hit a wall trying to find out anything about the helicopter. I guess it was a rental and it was under an assumed name." She sighs. "I didn't even know you could rent a helicopter."

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>> Noon. The Frog brothers converted tug/houseboat.
The Frog brothers and the slayers are in the 'War Room' going over the painstakingly detailed maps of the area that the Frogs have put together over the years, complete with current details on hot spots and the odd area that for whatever reason just will not stay clean of demonic activity no matter how often they clear it out.

Alex and Willow find themselves instead sitting at a small kitchen table in the galley across from a weathered but still smiling gentleman who introduces himself as Nick. He has light blue eyes and calloused hands. Keeps his hair cut short enough that the fact that it is highly salted with gray is less noticeable than it might be. He is wearing a sleeveless shirt and a baggy pair of shorts with a drawstring, and the only sign that he is a prisoner is the ankle chains that both keep his feet from getting more than a few inches apart and the chain off of them that is padlocked onto a ring set in the floor.

"I've gotta hand it to you people, I've flown more combat drops than I even care to remember in my time and I've never seen anything like what your people pulled. That shit was crazy. Effective, but crazy."

Willow offers a small smile as she powers up her laptop and hops onto somebody's local wireless connection. Satellite, which maybe isn't the best, but when you are at a marina surrounded by small yachts it is probably the best she could hope for.

Alex pulls out the wand under the table while she smiles and drops a zone of truth on the room with a muttered incantation. She winces at the sight of the man's hands and chest when his unbuttoned shirt comes slightly apart so she can finally see the damage as he is reaching for a cup of coffee. Raw, red skin that is covered in dotted scabs and crusty bits of glue that haven't come off yet. It is more than a little disgusting.

He raises his eyebrows as the spell finishes. "What's that?"

Alex shrugs. "A Zone of Truth. Trying to keep it real. Why were you coming out to our oil Rig, Nick? And while we are at it, what is your last name?"

Finishing his sip of coffee, he puts down the cup. He cocks his head slightly to one side first seeming to be a little confused at Alex's answer, but looks to have decided that he was in no position to demand explanations. He seems to consider his response for a moment and then shrugs. "No reason to lie I suppose, considering the bullshit I was involved in your people have treated me pretty fair. I wasn't particularly coming out to your Rig. I was just flying transport for a lawyer by the name of Lindsey McDonald and a bunch of mercs. Hell, I was under orders to keep the motor running. He told me he had a brief full of papers he wanted signed. Why he would need hired guns for that I have no idea, but I'm just as happy things turned out like they did. I've been regretting signing up to shuttle people around for Wolfram and Hart ever since guys with guns got onto that chopper a couple of weeks ago. Usually, I just get people to court dates and such. To say that random combat drops onto private property wasn't what I signed up for is putting it mildly. And my name is Nick Bantz. Army retiree, Just killing time until sixty-five or they ground me. Whichever comes first."

After a minute of silence as they drink their coffee, Willow slides her laptop over to Alex and a number of windows are open which detail the life of Nick Bantz. Everything from an almost unmarred service history, blemished only by a couple of instances of drunken fun that caused more trouble than he probably wanted at the time, all the way through to his current address, taxes, credit card statements, bank accounting information, and current employer. The law firm, Wolfram and Hart. Just like he said.

Remembering that Wolfram and Hart have come up before when dealing with the supernatural, Alex considers for a moment. Then she pulls out her headgear to take a closer look through its myriad of lenses. What she sees is pretty disgusting, and takes her a few minutes to figure out, even asking him to stand up and turn around for her once. Sighing, she turns to Willow.

"I think we need to talk on the deck for a minute. Nick, if you wouldn't mind hanging out here for a few minutes?"

The older man offers a confused grin and rattles the chain on his legs. He sips his coffee as the two climb the stairs above decks. Alex leans over the rail and stares off into the distance over the ocean as Willow stands next to her and places a hand on her shoulder.

"Alexis, what's wrong?"

Alex blinks and tries to gather her thoughts for a moment. "He's under some kind of Geas. An ugly one. The ones I can use will hurt a person if they don't walk the line, and could theoretically be deadly if somebody really went out of their way to fight them, but this thing he is under will just straight-up murder him and collect his soul if he turns on whoever placed it on him. It's a fairly hair-trigger too, I'm a little surprised it hasn't already gone off with just him getting caught and being willing to speak to us. I guess the Geas makes allowances for talking about stuff as long as it isn't actively trying to bring down the caster. No way to tell for sure who he's beholden to, but there are threads of the enchantment that drift off of him towards the South East. I'd lay good money it has to do with his contract with Wolfram and Hart."

Willow offers a sigh of her own and rubs her eyes. "I thought this was supposed to be a vacation?"

Alex nods. "Yeah. Me too. Here's the rub though. I don't think he knows about the magical aspects of the contract, or I don't think he'd have said what he has already. And I am really nervous about telling him about the Geas in case his knowing about it will set it off. The problem is that removing it might set it off too. So I can either take the risk without asking him, or I can risk him to tell him about it and ask. But either way, trying to talk to him any more about Wolfram and Hart before it's dealt with is probably a really bad idea."

Willow nods. "Yeah. Maybe we should run this by Giles and Henry?"

Alexis purses her lips and then gives an answering nod back. "Yeah. Yeah, I think we are going to need to. Can you get them on a conference call in the truck? I'll grab Buffy and Kendra, explain the issue, and meet you out there in fifteen."



>> The truck. Fifteen minutes later.

The four road trippers are sitting around the living space of the truck waiting for Henry to hop in the channel, as Giles and Jenny are already there and their voices along with other residents of the home are heard through the speakers occasionally as they wait. Finally, at the twenty-minute mark, Henry arrives.

"Sorry to keep you all waiting. I was in another meeting. Now, what's this about? My coms people told me you said it was urgent."

Alex sighs and then explains what she knows about Nick, his situation, and the spell that he is currently under.

"Anyway, so that's what we know now and the bind I'm in. The problem is that I don't know enough to be sure of any call I make and the guy is likely to die if I screw this up. He may die no matter what I do. I put him under a Zone of Truth, and I honestly don't think he is a threat except he is stuck with this Geas which could pretty easily make him one. Any thoughts from the aged to help us out? I'm drowning here."

Henry hums a bit under his breath. "Tricky. Off the record, you are damn lucky you contacted me as soon as you verified what was going on. Technically your friends in Santa Carla are guilty of kidnapping at the least, and I would imagine that once a competent investigator started crawling into their business they'd fall like a house of cards in a hurricane. Knowing what they do from when we were originally investigating you people, we have kept our poking around into their business light and out of official files. But if a well-established law firm, however evil, was motivated and got a hold of this they'd likely never breathe free air again. Having talked to me though, I can make a dated note in your file that it was passed up the chain during undercover work. That makes it my problem."

Giles speaks up. "Indeed, and thank you, Henry. I am more concerned with the Geas, to be honest. The fact that they would so ensorcell someone who is merely an employee, and not one that is generally doing anything illegal, speaks volumes about the degree of control and likely paranoia we are dealing with."

Alex waits for a few beats. "Okay. That was great guys, but not terribly helpful. Do I try to crack this thing, or do you want to send somebody over to pick him up? Or both? How are we handling this?"

When both men start to speak, it is Giles who cedes the floor with respect. "Please, Henry. As he would likely be gracing your detention facility it would make sense for you to speak."

"Thanks. Ladies, this is a really sticky bit of business. Legally, if you try to remove this thing and he dies from it a case could be made for the result to be manslaughter assuming that it could be proven. Just talking to him and explaining the issue to potentially get consent on video, maybe a written form as well, would do a lot to absolve that issue but from what you've said it's likely that might touch it off and then we wouldn't be able to further question the man. Frankly, the safest advice I can give you is to sit tight and we'll pick him up. You can make your attempt here in the detention cells as a paid consultant of the federal government. I can sign the forms to keep you in the clear should something go awry. It'll probably cost you a day of your vacation, but it keeps you in the clear. Regardless of your decision I'll back your play as best I can, but that would be my advice. Abdicate the responsibility for the decision to the proper authorities, and then I'll authorize the attempt. Keeps it nice and clean for you. What kind of odds do you think you have on cracking this Geas thing?"

Alex sighs and finds herself fiddling a bit with the end of her braid, something she never would have believed in a million years would be a thing she would catch herself doing if you'd asked her a couple of years ago. Dropping it, she answers.

"I'm honestly not sure. It's an ugly bit of magic. I vaguely recall reading something that sounded like it once, but since the chances this would match up with my knowledge are laughable I couldn't say for sure. Probably pretty decent though. So far when I have pinned my magic against local casters I haven't had too much trouble."

Giles finds his curiosity piqued. "What does it remind you of? Any knowledge is better than nothing."

Alexis takes a sip of the lemonade that Willow had put out for everybody before the call started. "A contract from below. It's a slang name for a formalized deal with the devil. Contracts struck with denizens of hell dimensions have this kind of feel to them, or at least they seemed similar based on what I've read in my studies. Thankfully, if I'm right this is the first time I've had to deal with one directly."

Henry's voice from the speaker sounds incredulous. "You think he made a deal with the devil?"

Alex nods. "My guess is the devil in question was wearing a three-piece suit at the time, and who knows if it was a literal devil. I just said it reminded me of that. Unless somebody has a better idea, I am gonna say that you go ahead and pick him up, Henry. I'll come back with your people and leave the truck and the others here. I'll try to do my thing today, and then you can have somebody give me a lift back out? We were going to spend a night or two here anyway and help the Frog brothers clear out a couple of problems before we move on, so as long as I am here in time to assist with the patrol tonight I'm good. We're only a half-hour away, after all."

Henry's response is immediate. "If that is what you want to do. Is there really enough business in Santa Carla to justify a full-on patrol by you people? Is there something I should know?"

The speaker goes silent for a moment, and then Giles' voice is heard again.

"Perhaps there is Henry. Set up the transport and then I will educate you about Echo Faults. You'll want to take notes."

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>> Wolfram and Hart Law Offices. 4 PM.

The large, walk-in vault had been here since this office opened nearly fifty years ago. Strongboxes and file cabinets full of the most precious and valuable commodity the firm has reside here. Guaranteed service. Guaranteed loyalty. Loyalty given to them by the hand of the one who signed it over, knowing or not, and in the process became a pawn of the senior partners until death. And beyond.

In this old vault, which is secure at the moment and even still guarded from the outside, there is a pulse of magic. A straining at the seams. One of its precious contracts is under some kind of siege. The rigid magical construct, designed never to break, never to be allowed to pass into obscurity, was under a mystical attack somehow and was not faring well.

After the third such attempt, an alarm goes off in the building that nobody in living memory has ever heard. It sounds like the screaming souls of the damned.

And next to a giant soundproof vault door in the basement, a pair of oblivious guards diligently stand watch completely unconcerned with the magically infused raging inferno that consumes everything just a few feet away.

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Authors note:
This will inconvenience WR&H, but let's be honest. Contracts signed by important people wouldn't be stored where it would be possible for them to get at them. Chances are they wouldn't even be on this plane of existence.

Nick, like many others, is probably lucky he isn't that important.
 
Negotiations.
Chapter 81
Negotiations.

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By seven in the evening, Alexis has made it back to the tug and walks into an ongoing discussion concerning the night's patrol. Edgar and Alan Frog have moved things to what passes for their living room and spread maps out on the coffee table. From what Alexis can make out as she walks in they are using a combination of loose change and old bottle caps from a dizzying array of soda pop suppliers, oddly no breweries, to represent who knows what on the map. Just by looking it is also obvious that the group as a whole had taken a nap at some point in the afternoon while she was gone, as that would be the only way Buffy and Kendra would allow their hair to get quite that messy. When she walks into the room, Edgar reaches into a cooler by his chair and pulls out a grape soda, placing it on the table next to the last scrap of open seating available, then tosses her a bottle opener.

"Welcome to the debate."

Alexis sits and after popping the top and pulling down a swig of the soda, gives the map a closer look. "Okay, guys. What did I miss?"

Alan shakes his head. "No. Nuh-uh. We did you guys a huge favor and then had cops show up and root around our place looking for whatever the hell and running off with the guy that can finger us for helping you. You tell us what's going on with that first." His root beer shakes just a touch in his hands and while he is trying to fake a smile, it's obvious he isn't happy. Edgar isn't looking thrilled either.

Alexis holds her nose between her thumb and forefinger for a second. She should have seen this coming, really. She made the connection quite a while ago that good hunters got that way by being paranoid enough to not get caught. Buffy is a little less understanding.

"Hey, how about you calm down a little? We told you while she was gone that it would be fine."

Alex nods. "Well... Kinda fine? Look, you're right in that those were cops. Kinda. Actually, those were Federal Marshals. And I called them because we needed the guy alive and able to talk to us. I knew I could trust them because we work with them. But unfortunately, now that they have had to take official notice of you two, the guy in charge over there, a fella by the name of Henry, sent me back with a warning and an offer."

Edgar groans. "I knew it was too good to be true. Magic tools and weapons, finding out the Slayer is real. Just another way for somebody to keep us from doing what we need to do."

Alexis winces inwardly. This might be a harder sell than she thought.

"Look, just hear me out. If you decide you don't want the deal, he tells me he'll stay out of your way as long as you keep fighting the good fight and you aren't hurting real people. But he made an offer that you need to hear. It's a good one."

Alexis takes another sip of her soda as the two look at her skeptically. "They hired us to help train them so they can try to get ahead of the damage over on the Hellmouth. And they were instrumental in stopping that ascension. But a lot of them died doing it, and we're finding that the Hellmouth is a bit intense for basic training."

She grimaces because Buffy and Kendra are not going to be thrilled with the next part. "He's also finding that while we are great at teaching the theory and the basic tools of the trade, we really suck at preparing normal people to deal with the supernatural. Because none of us are normal. We don't have to be as cautious or clever as they need to be, and it is really hurting them to try and copy the fighting styles and tactics we use."

She turns away from the boys and back to the slayers for a moment. "They went over the footage from the suit cams after the battle, and as near as they can tell of the dead and wounded, more than seventy percent of them were trying to do things they had seen you two and Faith pull and got wrecked when it failed. Whether we meant to or not, we've been teaching them to fight and use the tactics we do, and that just isn't gonna work."

She turns back to the brothers. "He needs them to learn to fight this crap like you guys do, and he's willing to pay through the nose for that training. You'd be contractors, just like us. Completely above board and legit. Quit anytime you want. Just..." She frowns. "He knows what you two have been doing to fund your war and he wants me to let you know that if you sign on the bottom line to work for him, he'll forgive the past but that kind of thing will have to stop. He can't have a scandal like that cropping up under his nose. But to be honest, and this is from me, at the end of the day the guy is a lawman. He's willing to offer blanket forgiveness of the past, but I know him. He'll be keeping a close eye on you. It'd probably be best if you left your little insurance schemes behind."

She takes a moment to chug the last quarter of her soda. "Hashing out the details will have to be handled with him directly, but he told me to give you his card if you were interested. He has a facility all set up for the training, and after talking with Giles about your situation over here he is planning to use Santa Carla as a place to shake down trainees and such. So you'll have them in your town anyway. May as well be getting paid to pull their butts out of the fire while they're getting their legs, right?"

With a thoughtful look at each other and then a whispered conversation, the two come to the decision to check out the details of the offer at the very least and accept the card. But as soon as that bit of conversation is over, Kendra speaks up.

"Alex, they have a serious problem and we may need to call Giles for advice before all is said and done. Edgar, could you repeat what you told us earlier?"

With a nod, the man leans back in his chair and takes another sip of his current soda bottle, which happens to be orange. "The first thing you need to know is that Santa Carla wasn't always this bad, but it has been getting worse by the year for a long time. We did some digging in the old newspapers and as near as we can tell things went to shit about 1925 when the big quake hit the town and leveled half of it. Even left a big split in the earth that stretched across town and to this quirky old hotel that used to overlook the ocean before it fell in the crack. So it's all circumstantial, but we are guessing that quake changed something. It did something that made the area more friendly to the bloodsuckers and such."

He combs his hair once, front to back, with his fingers as he sighs in irritation. "We've tried to get at records that would give us a better idea where that crack was so we could take a look, but there's nothing. The town was in such shambles after the quake that there was no local newspaper for weeks, and yeah, there are a few old black and white pictures of specific bits of the crack, it isn't like they had a chopper doing a traffic report when it happened. Plus, the landowners of the time knew that if their property was known to be on a fault line the value would drop like a rock. So most of it was smoothed over within a week. Long before anybody would have thought to even try to get anything flying overhead to get a picture."

Turning to his brother, he grimaces. "The issue is that when they did all that flattening, they weren't real careful. Everybody just wanted to put it behind them. So there are big pockets of open space under the town all over. Old basements, sub-basements, wells, outhouses, unused sewer lines. Even a few old crypts that got knocked over and they just buried rather than deal with it. Most of it isn't connected, but it's all over this corridor through the center of town that is anywhere from three to maybe ten blocks wide depending on where you are, and trying to pinpoint the actual fissure anymore is all but impossible."

Then he gets an annoyed look on his face. "And to make things even more ugly, the amount of time and planning we have to go through to clear even one of these damn holes takes forever. A week, at least, to do it and pretend that the two of us are going to be alive at the end if it turns out there is anything in there. With maybe seventy or eighty that we know of, it takes us a couple of years to run a full circuit of them with running our business and dealing with other crap that pops up too." His eyes flicker to the slayers as if daring them to disagree with his next statement. "It's just too damn dangerous to dive into the things without having a really damn good idea how you're going to get back out."

Buffy holds her hands up in a placating gesture. "Hey, no need to convince me. Last time I went solo into a hole underground I died." She jerks a thumb at Alexis, then pauses for just a beat. "Her cousin had to sneak in with a friend of ours and pull me out of water for mouth to mouth. Not my finest moment."

Willow speaks up from where she has been fiddling with her laptop. "I sent in a request to Henry's men to take a look and see if Wilkins had any records on the 1925 quake. Honestly, the fact you can't find any information is making me think there might have been a cover-up back in the day, and this close to Sunnydale it wouldn't shock me if it was him that did it or at least knew about it."

Kendra turns to regard the men with curiosity. "Why don't you fill in the spaces once you have them cleared? Deny the demons their home?"

Alan shrugs. "We have, some of the really small ones. Little gaps here and there the size of a closet and such. But anything much bigger than that would require trucks and time that we don't got. Remember, most of these are on private property."

Buffy looks to Alexis. "I know this wouldn't solve all the problems, but do you think that we could get Henry involved with collapsing or filling in the pockets? They have to be a hazard. There's probably even laws against having stuff like that on your property, for safety reasons."

The brothers Frog glance at each other speculatively, and Edgar offers a slight smile. "Hey, if you can get somebody in government to come through and start dropping mud, rocks, and concrete in these damn holes it would save us enough time to train his little army of wanna-be's. That and a paycheck, we might have a deal."

Willow flips her laptop around. On the screen is an old railroad bridge in the area, the view from what must be at least two thousand feet. "Anyway, is this the place that was giving you trouble?"

Edgar nods. "Well, not the bridge exactly. But under it, down at the bottom and pretty close to the creek that caused the washout there's a cave. It's right on the edge of town and we're pretty sure it lines up on the fault line. The problem is that it's a lot deeper than we originally thought it was going to be. We tried checking it out like five years ago, got maybe three or four hundred feet in, and had to bail. It was just getting too dangerous."

Alan breaks in. "Yeah, and the deeper you get, the worse it stinks."

Alexis quirks an eyebrow. "What does it smell like?"

Both the brothers speak in unison. "Rotten meat."

Edgar continues. "Smells like rotten meat. Like some big ol' animal went in there and died and then randomly decided to take the next century to decompose for some reason. But the thing is, it smells bad enough that we know the tracks leading in and out of it have to be demons. Nothing wearing boots that wasn't demonic could stand to live there."

Buffy looks around the room at everybody. "Well. When do you want to try it?"

Edgar shrugs. "Tomorrow at the earliest. Too late tonight. The land is technically private property, but it's owned by the railroad. So it isn't like we need to worry about a nosy neighbor turning us in. And since we can hit it during the day, there is absolutely no good reason not to."

Kendra nods. "Sounds like a basic patrol tonight and the brothers here can give us a tour of the town hot spots, we call it an early night, and plan on hitting the cave tomorrow?"

Alexis grimaces a little. "Hey, guys? How bad was the smell, really?"

Alan frowns at the thought. "Bad. Left my lunch on the floor about ten feet in, and kept retching the whole time." He jerks a thumb at his brother. "He was hiding under a bandanna so covered in that vapo-rub crap it was basically greased onto his face and he could still smell it. It's really bad."

Alexis bounces her leg a couple of times while she thinks. "Do you have any reason to believe that it is getting worse? I mean, are we on a timer or something?"

Edgar looks at his brother for a second. "Well, no. But then, we don't know. I'd like to try to find out what's going on while we have backup."

Alexis nods. "No, I understand. I do. But I can make a few neckpieces that will solve the rotten stench problem. Problem is that they cost about ten thousand a piece and take a week and a half to build. I can make six at a time though, so in ten days the whole stench won't be an issue."

She looks at the girls. "I did some research into things that could have helped us when the mayor pulled his zombie smog crap and found a couple of really good options. The best one will just wrap the user in a tight cocoon of clean, breathable air regardless of the conditions otherwise. I was planning to make one for Desia regardless, for her water woes, but they would be really handy right now." Turning back to the group as a whole, she speaks again. "In any case, I can make them while we travel. So unless you think this is time critical, we can help with normal patrols for a day or two, continue our vacation, and then plan on assisting you with this on the way back through or after we return. It shouldn't be too long. Three weeks, maybe a month at the outside. We'll need to deal with college stuff toward the end of the summer."

Edgar offers a quick grin. "What are we gonna owe you to keep ours? The ability to not smell some of this garbage has definite appeal."

Alexis shrugs. "Ten thousand each. I'll let you have 'em for cost, this time. Since I was gonna build them anyway. Fair warning, while you can't drown wearing these things, they don't do anything to help against crush depth. So you can use them for diving and as a safety net on a boat and stuff, but if you dive too deep you can still die."

Kendra breaks in again. "So when do we want to go on Patrol? It's almost eight, and we haven't even had dinner yet."

Edgar and Alan share a look, and then Alan speaks. "Well, actually to tell the truth we don't really patrol. That's a good way to get dead. What we generally do is either hit them in the day or if we really have to we'll piss them off in the day enough that they'll follow the breadcrumbs we leave back to one of our kill houses where we have the odds stacked in our favor so we can take out the garbage with as little risk as possible."

Edgar nods. "You know. Fire sprinkler systems full of holy water, napalm traps, tripwires that open up pits full of stakes."

Alan continues. "Floors rigged with a car lift under them so we can smash them to pudding against a reinforced ceiling, collapsing walls full of sharpened wood hidden behind the drywall, deadfalls, and plenty of peepholes we can use to pick them off while they are trying to get through it all."

Edgar finishes. "We've been at this for a while, and we've tried a number of different methods. But suckering them onto home turf and then stacking the deck was one of the first things we tried, and honestly, it works pretty damn good. So if you want to patrol, we can direct you by radio. But it's dangerous enough that we are probably going to pass on it ourselves. We stayed alive this long by not doing that. We have hardened observation posts in the city we use for intel, and then we handle it our way once we've found the suckers."

Willow is looking at them with her eyes wide open by this point. "How many properties do you own?"

Alan shrugs. "Seventeen. Eleven kill houses and six safe houses. Plus the kill houses can double as a safe house in a pinch, we just don't like to use them for that because it's a given that at least a few bad guys know where each one is. So while they are safe-ish if you can get to the studio we put in each one, you wouldn't want to be laid up in one for very long."

Buffy shakes her head, with a wide smile. "And the boat?"

Edgar nods. "Gives us the option to skip town at a moment's notice if things ever get too hot to handle."

Kendra looks concerned. "Eleven properties set up like this and you have never had an accident?"

The two brothers look at each other. Edgar offers a grimace.

"Well, we had an issue once. Some homeless guy broke in and spent a week in a spike pit before we checked on it and found him. Not gonna lie, cleaning that up was pretty disgusting. We started disabling everything when we weren't on-site to keep an eye on stuff after that. But other than that, nope."

Buffy looks at them with a slight scowl. "So you killed some homeless guy?"

Alan gives her a look that screams irritation. "Yeah, not so much. Some crazy crack head breaks into our house and kills himself, that ain't our fault. But hey, thanks for understanding."

Alexis holds her hands up. "Hey, calm down peeps! Look, for what it's worth I agree with you. I think it's pretty much the same thing as those idiots that pull a soda machine down on themselves. If they weren't doing what they shouldn't have, they'd still be alive. But that said, I am glad that you disable the traps when you aren't on-site these days. I am hearing a patrol tonight, maybe one tomorrow night, and then we'll see you in two or three weeks? Everybody okay with that plan?"

With nods all around, people start arguing about what to have for dinner.

All Alexis can think is that she should have seen this coming too. There is an awful lot of Alpha personalities in the room between Buffy, Kendra, Edgar, and probably herself, if she's honest.

Shaking her head in mild amusement over the debate as to what varieties of Chinese food are best for takeout, she moves over to Willow and leans into her, trying to decide where she wants to go in two days.

And trying to convince herself that she is entirely justified in letting Snyder rot in the loony bin blind as the worm he is for a while longer.
 
shouldn't be that hard. While snyder never actually killed people, he was very much aware that he was setting people up to suffer and die. Some of the suffering wasn't even shit he was ordered to do, he just liked it.

He just kept his nose on the legal line (except possibly by associating with people he reasonably could presume to be criminal), never actually stepping over it, but was sure as hell licking it a few times.

And yeah, good point about not patrolling, but using hard points to scout. But then again, the troop transport idea the scoobies had them do is essentially just a combination of both points. Patrol in rolling hardpoints. Needs abit modified apts, but should work. Few demons are strong enough to rip trough sufficient thick vehicle armor after all, and sprayer system of holy water to deal with vamps, a few close by clearing weapons for when the demons get close to attack and a gun/x-bow tower a few nbc sealable gun/bow hatches... should work. problem is getting enough protection yet not be unable to drive on civilian roads without cheating like a Harris.
 
Magical Maladies.
Chapter 82
Magical Maladies.

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>> July second. 2 PM
As the truck roams north on the interstate, Willow and Alex find themselves chatting back and forth while Kendra and Buffy have gone into the back for a catnap. Willow, for the tenth time today, is trying to reason with Alex.

"Okay, fine. I don't mind going to San Francisco. There's a lot to see there that I've never had the chance to. But why do you want to visit Snyder, much less cure him? He did everything he could to cause us no end of problems, and probably got a bunch of people killed doing what he did."

Alex shrugs as she considers whether or not to hit the rest area. Sure, they have their own toilets and stuff, but the truck is too big to park on the side of the highway gracefully and she can't drive and pee at the same time. Deciding that stopping would be a good idea, she hits the blinker before she answers.

"Look, I don't want to visit Snyder. And if it was somebody else that cursed him, honestly I don't think I'd care. But I did it. I need to cut him loose now that the Mayor is gone and the school is destroyed. I mean, he isn't a threat anymore. I doubt he'll ever go back to Sunnydale again. I can almost guarantee it, actually. And if he does, who's to say he can't have some other problem that scares him off? But for my own sake, I need to cut the wretch loose so what I've done isn't grinding away at my soul."

Willow considers this for a minute, then sighs. "Okay, but we are not going to do anything but remove the curse, right? Anything else is punishment for the people he's gotten killed with his stupidity." She grumbles a little under her breath and Alexis can just barely make out something about keeping the man committed to an institution for a few more years until he's good and humbled.

Rolling her eyes a little at that, Alex parks the truck toward the edge of the rest area lot and after using her toilette, meets the other three in the living room where they are enjoying some sandwiches and fruit punch. Buffy smiles as she takes another bite out of a ham and cheese. Once she has sipped a bit of her punch, she turns to Kendra.

"I can't believe you kept from us how awesome it is to have normal-sized food as a three-foot-tall Slayer. I think the last time I could eat just one sandwich without feeling like I was starving myself was before I got called."

Kendra smirks. Yes. It is pretty nice. Then she looks over at Alex curiously. "I have been meaning to ask, Alex, why is it there is always a strong breeze going out when I open the back door? I stretched my legs a little and noticed it again when I came back."

Alex nods around a bite of her own sandwich. "Allergens and car exhaust. I didn't want them in my truck, so I made a couple of 'Bottle of Air' and put pumps on them. Turns out it would also work well against gas attacks, but I didn't actually do it for that. This time it's just a happy coincidence."

Willow frowns slightly. "Remind me exactly what that one does again?"

Alex smiles. "It's the one where there is a bottle that is always full of air. Doesn't matter how much you remove, or how fast you remove it. There is always more clean, fresh air in it. Instead of a small neck bottle, I used good-sized wide-mouth pickle jars, and I made two of them. So there is always positive air pressure in here. It keeps out all the bad crap. As a bonus, I've also found that there is no dust in the air that comes from the jars, so the Wrights haven't had to clean as much and our electronics will probably last a lot longer."

Buffy raises a finger. "So, since we are doing question and answer time, how about this then. In the armory, there's a ladder to a trapdoor that goes to the roof. I went up there last night just out of curiosity and you have a bunch of fire hose with a nozzle and everything all coiled up and strapped down up there. Is this thing a fire truck too?"

Alex purses her lips a bit. "Maybe a little? Remember way back when we were first getting moved into the new house and I was saying that we should live together because sooner or later some vampire was going to throw a flaming barrel of gasoline through a window? Well, I am still a little worried about something like that. So I did my best to make this a pretty good disaster relief vehicle while I was at it. We only have a hundred-gallon water tank, and legitimately it's only ever half full. The other half is compressed air for the pressure in the lines. But the system can create four hundred gallons of water a minute. So if need be, we can run one fairly decent fire hose or two that are kind of anemic. I also designed the roof of the truck so we can assemble a kind of ghetto hot tub up there sometime if we are going to be staying in one place for a while. It only takes maybe ten minutes. Of course, it's designed for us at this size, so it really isn't very big, but it stows away easy."

The girls all look astonished, but it's Willow who speaks. "How did you do that?"

Alexis smirks. "Some tube metal frames, a waterproof and heat resistant heavy tarp cut and stitched to fit, a couple of benches built into the frame, and when assembled it hooks directly to the water heater through a connection on the roof. No direct magic is involved. I told you it was ghetto. I was originally going to try to turn a portable hole on its side and be able to just lay out a small pool on the roof. A big Ol' six-foot by ten-foot trough about four feet deep along the middle with some built-in seating we could fill with water. But it was too expensive. I couldn't get it done in time so I did this instead. Maybe we'll have a pool next year."

After that Alexis finishes her late lunch and heads back up to the cab while the others clean up. Within a few minutes, they are once again on the road.

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>> Outskirts of the greater San Francisco area. 5:30 PM.
"I still can't believe we're doing this." Buffy grumbles as they all sign in at the front desk of the "Golden Gateway" private hospital, psychiatric ward. The fact that none of them are using their real names and they are all using hats of disguise to look as different as they think they can get away with makes this perhaps less of a risk than it might have been.

The gray-haired lady behind the counter gives the four of them an odd look when she sees who they have come to visit. "You are here to see Snyder?"

Alex nods. "Yup. He used to be our principal at school. We thought he might like to know that we graduated." She smiles beautifully. "He always took such an interest in our academic standings that it seemed visiting him was the least we could do."

The woman looks at the four of them, all smiling with just a hint of mirth in their twinkling eyes, and she knows beyond a shadow of a doubt that there is more to it. But she also knows that Snyder hasn't had any visitors other than his doctor for the last six months.

And the way the man is going, who knows how long the poor dear has.

So she is not as willing to care about whatever is going on as she perhaps should be, all things considered. "The gentleman you are looking for is in room 314. Elevators are just down the hall. Visiting hours are over at seven sharp, and you will be escorted from the premises if you are still here at that time. Maintaining a regular schedule is very important for our patients. Be advised that he will be having his dinner delivered to his room sometime shortly after six and he generally needs at least minimal assistance with his meals."

A minute later, the four are in the elevator. Buffy giggles. "Assistance with his meals? I mean, yeah, he's blind and stuff. But last I checked blind people can eat just fine."

Alex is looking a little worried. "You think maybe he hurt himself trying to get out of Sunnydale that it crippled him up more?"

Willow shrugs. "If he did, it never made it into his official files. I've been keeping an eye on him."

As the door opens, Kendra turns to them. "Well, let's go find out."

The doors on the rooms in the ward they are walking through all have little windows in them that a cover opens on as if it was a locking cupboard. The entire floor, from ceiling to walls and including most of the fixtures, is a brilliant eggshell white. The floor, in contrast, is some kind of old-style black tile that for all that it truly does look aged, still shines up enough to see your face in. Finding Snyder's room is quick, and when they knock on the door the hated voice calling out "It's not locked" is almost a shock. As though right up until this very moment, they wouldn't have believed they would ever see the man again. Buffy opens the door, and the sight that greets them shocks them all.

Snyder is here all right. He is strapped to his bed, arms and legs. He has numerous tubes going into and out of him, and he is hooked up to an oxygen line to his nose. His hair is almost all gone, not that he had a lot to start with, but his skin is so pale that you can almost see the blood pumping under it. He looks like he is dying.

"Who is it? I heard the door open, I know you're there. Is it dinner time already?"

Alex clears her throat. Opens her mouth. Closes it. Reconsiders. Then she pulls out her eyepiece and takes a look. Maybe she can figure out what went wrong. The curse was not supposed to do this.

And it didn't, she thinks in a combination of wonder and disgust as she stares at what is left of her high school nemesis. She doesn't know what is in the tubes going into Snyder, but it is obviously magical in nature. Enough of it that the man is literally pissing magic into his catheter.

"Sweet Jeebus, Snyder, what the hell are they doing to you?"

He jumps as if startled and one of the monitors skips a beat in its steady beeping but resumes quickly. "You don't sound like my doctor. Who are you?"

Alex sighs. "With the mayor now dead and you out of town, you can think of me as somebody that would like to believe you've learned your lesson. I came to give you back your sight. But now I'll admit to more than a little curiosity as to what the heck is going on here. Nothing I did would cause this."

The little man is almost jumping in his agitation by the time she is done talking. "Yes! Yes, absolutely, I've learned my lesson. Charity work for me! But please, you have got to get me out of here. You don't know what they're doing here! Tests, all of us, testing, all the time. They're looking for ways to measure and define whatever it is that you did to me, the whole ward is full of us. There's like sixty of us, and they just tear us apart with their drugs and their tests trying to make sense of it. They said they were going to try to cure me, so I signed up. They made it sound good at first. But somewhere along the line they had me listed as insane, mentally unable to take care of myself, and made themselves my caretakers. Since then it's just been pain."

The four girls hear clapping from behind them. When they turn around, they can see that there are six very large orderlies standing behind them, and one man in a pair of green scrubs with a stethoscope and other random medical paraphernalia hanging off of him. It is this man that is clapping.

"Roger, such tales you tell. You know you shouldn't let yourself get worked up like this. It exacerbates your condition." He refocuses his attention on the girls. "I do apologize, but we are going to have to cut visiting hours short today. It's obvious the poor man is about to have an episode."

He makes a pointing motion with his right hand and the two nearest orderlies, three hundred pound men at least, step through the doorway into the not overly large room. They are both wearing friendly smiles that seem entirely incongruous with the way that they are invading the personal spaces of Buffy and Kendra. Obviously posturing as though they are about to bodily throw them out of the room. The doctor and all six of his orderlies could not have possibly prepared themselves for what happens next.

Kendra starts laughing. Once she starts, it takes less than a second before Buffy is joining her. The orderlies and the doctor are all looking at them in disbelief for a moment before the one in front of Buffy finally scowls and takes a swing at her.

He misses. More accurately, Buffy ducks the blow easily and glances back at Alexis. With a smile that speaks more of annoyance than mirth, Alex copies the finger-pointing thing that the doctor had done moments ago.

From that point forward, what happens in the room and hall is nothing short of pure chaos. In less than a minute, all six of the orderlies are dragged into the room and bound in ripped-up sheets, while the doctor has been placed in a visitor's chair and Kendra is keeping him quiet simply by pressing one of her short swords against his throat. The man is at this point looking about as pale as Snyder, and if the smell is anything to go by, has wet himself at some point during all of this.

Alex takes a peek out in the hall to see if there is anybody else running around, but it looks clear. Which likely means that the internal security in the hospital has been compromised in this wing. While good in that the whole hospital is obviously not at fault in that case, it is less so in that it means that whatever they do from this point on they will need to be very careful. Aside from the patients, there is probably a lot of staff that would just be doing their jobs and completely not of the evil were they to show up. Closing the door quietly she pulls out the pencil she enchanted in the truck that has the remove curse on it and quickly casts it on Snyder. As the wretched man blinks, she turns to the doctor.

"So, Doc. Rumor has it that you are trying to cure people with torture. I'm curious. Is it you doing this, or is there somebody else at the top?"

The man doesn't answer at first, but Kendra makes the slightest of motions with her hand and the trickle of blood coming down his neck changes his mind. His voice is a panicked squeak as he starts talking.

"I just keep an eye on things during the day shift. The real doctor comes in at night to do her experiments. I'm not even a real doctor. I was going to be an EMT but I got sick during finals week. Failed a bunch of tests. The doctor just gave me the job."

Alex frowns. "How long have you been doing this?"

The man opens his mouth, then snaps it shut, swallowing his spit, before he opens it again. "Eight years."

"And you've been doing this crap to people for that freaking long?!"

The man nods, tears now streaming down his face as he blubbers in fear. "I have. The Doctor has been doing it for a lot longer. Decades I think."

"What is the Doctor's name?"

"Ludovosky. Her name is Ludovosky. I don't even know what her first name is. She's Doctor Ludovosky.

Alexis considers. Then glances at Buffy. "Can you two knock them all out, and make sure Snyder is out too? Choke them out or something? I think we need to call in the cavalry on this one."

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>> Initiative Headquarters. Office of Henry Ackers.
Henry leans back in his office chair. Damn, but it has been a trying few weeks. Daryl and his family have moved to this side of the country, but are still an hour's drive away. The kid wouldn't allow them to be any closer. The cleanup is still ongoing, and there are still people recovering from the 'toxic spill' that did such a number on the town. But really, if he had to give a name to his pain, it would be Linmeyer. Not that the Admiral has been a bad sort, really. In truth after receiving some of the footage of what they actually had to deal with he was more than happy to have been able to provide the safety net, and has asked that he be left in the loop if anything equally horrifying comes calling that he could help with. But what Ackers had feared is slowly coming to pass and it is starting with this Admiral.

He wants to know. He wants to be able to train the special forces under his command to deal with this next-level threat should it become a problem, and he wants access to Giles' people to do it.

What's worse is that he has the president's ear, and on the surface, the requests seem so damn reasonable. In a perfect world, Henry would have no problem trying to set up some kind of supernatural survival training. It would make a lot of sense to have all of the different military special forces go through such a thing. But in a perfect world, they wouldn't have been able to commandeer an illegal and off-the-books operation to use for his current post because in a perfect damn world there wouldn't be power-hungry idiots that would burn the world for an extra piece of the flaming pie.

To make matters even worse, the president has decided that before he'll even allow any more men to volunteer for this post, they need to be told what the casualty rate has been for the first six months. Even with non-disclosure agreements and people's careers on the line, the fact that it will increase the potential number of people that have to be told what is going on by an unbelievable order of magnitude in order to get those recruits in the face of the likely refusals makes it problematic in the extreme. So far he hasn't been willing to risk it. So their operation is down to a core group of thirty-two potential fighting men, with the rest of the base being scientists and other support staff. To say they are understaffed for what they are attempting is the most ridiculous understatement he's heard in a long time.

And now the new quandary. These Frog brothers. He believes Alexis when she says that they would be the best to train his men. But they are a PR disaster waiting to happen. He doesn't begrudge them the things they have had to do to fight their war. But the mere fact that they have done it makes them a very scary proposition to be connected to. They will be showing up tomorrow to hammer out the finer details, Henry just prays against all hope that it doesn't end up biting him in the ass.

Glancing at the clock and realizing that it is after hours technically, he opens his desk drawer and pulls out a small flask and a shot glass. Pouring a single of the amber-colored liquid takes him a moment, and then screwing the cap back down and placing it back in the drawer a moment more.

Drinking the shot though, it turns out that has to wait for a tick as the phone goes off like a party-pooping bomb.

"Director Ackers."

"Director, this is Pauline down in coms. I have a call to transfer over from Alexis. Sounds pretty urgent. Should I put her through?"

Ackers takes the moment to stare at the shot glass before quaffing it and dropping the tumbler into the drawer before slamming it shut. "Yes, Pauline. Put her through."

Waiting a moment for the line to click over, he speaks out again. "Ackers here."

"Hey Henry, this is Alex. You remember when we first started working together and you gave us that card where you could jump on something we found that was weird if we got word to you?"

Ackers closes his eyes. The last thing he wants right now is to rock the boat. "Yes, I do. I take it you found something?"

Alex glances around the truck living room as the four girls listen intently to the speakerphone. "Yeah, but it's in San Francisco. Can you reach this far?"

Henry rolls his eyes a little. "Alexis, do I need to explain to you what the word "Federal" means? Yes. I can reach anywhere in the states. Though my response time will be quicker on the west coast."

"No need to be snarky." After a sigh, Alexis gives him the details they have on that wing of the hospital and what they should expect to find there.

Ackers sits up a little straighter. Asylums being used as a place to experiment on people was supposed to be a thing of the past.

"Are you all still at the hospital? I can have agents in place in twenty minutes and a task force within two hours. But it would be best if you weren't at the hospital when they arrive."

"No, we skedaddled. Figuring we were calling you anyway, we went ahead and left Snyder tied up so you can pick him up with the rest of the patients. It's the only way you'll get a statement out of the creep. But we're back in the truck, we parked a few blocks away. Look, the other thing we need is anything you can find on a Doctor Ludovosky that works at that hospital. Woman, according to her paid intern. She is apparently the mastermind behind all this and I think it might be best if we were to stop by before your people do. Whatever she's pumping these poor bastards full of, it's the magical equivalent of chemo and radiation treatments. Until we know what's the what, we should probably try to keep your average badge carrier out of her sights."
 
"Maybe a little? Remember way back when we were first getting moved into the new house and I was saying that we should live together because sooner or later some vampire was going to throw a flaming barrel of gasoline through a window? Well, I am still a little worried about something like that. So I did my best to make this a pretty good disaster relief vehicle while I was at it. We only have a hundred-gallon water tank, and legitimately it's only ever half full. The other half is compressed air for the pressure in the lines. But the system can create four hundred gallons of water a minute. So if need be, we can run one fairly decent fire hose or two that are kind of anemic. I also designed the roof of the truck so we can assemble a kind of ghetto hot tub up there sometime if we are going to be staying in one place for a while. It only takes maybe ten minutes. Of course, it's designed for us at this size, so it really isn't very big, but it stows away easy."
Why isn't this a tank that makes holy water? even if only what is first in the tank is holy, and the occasional bit afterwards, it's still a firehose of holy water...

Edit: Can you fit a weapon crystal on a firehose...? first thought about bane or true death, but it would be HILARIUS to use a crystal that adds fire damage...
 
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In Which Nothing Is Done And People Talk Too Much.
Chapter 83
In Which Nothing Is Done And People Talk Too Much.

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They don't hear back from Ackers before midnight, and as Willow hadn't had any luck coming up with any solid leads on this doctor person they are left somewhat in a lurch for the night. Not wanting to be too far away in the event that they get a call requesting assistance with things, they decide to simply park overnight in the lot of a local grocery outlet. After a dinner of barbecue take-out from a strip mall across the street, the four eventually find themselves going to bed.

The next morning as they are sitting down to a breakfast of cold cereal and juice the phone rings. Kendra, who happens to be the closest to the cell phone that stays in the living quarters, is the one to pick up.

"You've reached the truck, Kendra speaking."

After a moment, she says: "Sure thing, Director. Just a sec."

Then she places it on the table and engages the speakerphone.

Buffy leans forward slightly and after swallowing her mouth full of Wheatie-O's, speaks towards the phone. "You're live Henry. What have you got for us?"

"Not as much as I'd like. For the sake of courtesy, I want to let you know that Sam Gerard, Doctor Walsh, and Daryl Richardson are in the office with me. We expect Giles to be arriving anytime as well, and I would imagine he will bring along whoever he feels the need to. But as for what you found, it's a straight-up disaster."

There is a slight pause, and they can faintly hear a glass or cup being placed back on the table after a moment, followed by some paper getting shuffled around.

"First the good news. As near as we can figure, we were able to secure all the patients that were currently being held there, as well as all of the materials that were on site. After a few interviews, a pattern emerged that mirrors what Snyder had told you, though it is worth noting that most of them were not forthcoming about the nature of their afflictions. Probably concerned about getting released from one loony bin just to get locked up in another one. Since they are all listed as insane and unable to care for themselves, as well as violent in many cases, I've used my authority to lock them up for treatment and possibly for you to take a look at when you get back. They will be arriving on a pair of correctional facility buses to a medical-capable detention facility in Los Angeles this evening sometime. Frankly, most of them are in bad enough shape according to the files we had faxed to us that Doctors Walsh and Lamb are agreed that they should be brought up to a bit better health before we try any experimental treatments anyway, so it shouldn't affect your vacation unless they start getting worse."

There is the sound of a door opening, and Henry pauses for a second. "Welcome to the party, have a seat, the packet is laid out for you on the end of the table. Ladies, we've been joined by Giles, Jenny, and Diana."

There is another pause in the speech as the sound of chairs being moved about and a couple of cups of coffee being poured takes over. Sam Gerard is the next to speak into the phone.

"Henry's boys did a fair job of containing things for agents that are not in the know, but word must have gotten out somehow because that Doctor? Renee Ludovosky that seems to be behind the whole thing? Was a no-show at the hospital last night. We spent some time looking into the name and came up with nothing that wasn't in the hospital's records, so chances are it is a fake identity. We had our people go over the security footage for the hospital to see if we could get an image to work with."

The girls can hear a few keys being pressed on a keyboard and the clicking of a mouse. "I've sent an email to Willow with the best three stills we could get. Unfortunately, we haven't been able to match the face with anything on our files but we aren't done looking yet. So there's hope on that front. In the unlikely event that she gave the hospital a true home address in her paperwork, she lives about three miles from the hospital in a relatively new housing development. Sending the address now. We have a crew keeping an eye on the place, but there has been no movement since they arrived there late last night. Which may mean that she has already done a runner, but since you wanted first crack we can set that up now if you're still interested."

Alexis considers for a moment. "What do you think? You're the expert here."

Sam clears his throat and shuffles some paperwork. "If I had my way I'd have you do a walkthrough and if you find anything unusual I'd ask Giles to accompany me up for a look-see. Henry's men can probably catch her if she's still there, but I don't think she is and there are decent odds that if the place actually has anything in it that can help the case, they wouldn't recognize it for what it is anyway."

Buffy nods to herself. "I guess that's fair. Is there anything else?"

Doctor Walsh's voice comes from the speaker next. "I don't know if it will help your investigation any, but having gone over the files of the patients I can tell you what she was doing. She had sixty-three test subjects, all with debilitating, long-term curses of one sort or another on them, and she was running some kind of cocktail through them that would strip small amounts of the curse. Theoretically, it might even have worked as a possible cure if it was continued long enough to break one, though it was admittedly a rather horrifying process on the body. Unfortunately, the experiment didn't end there. Once she had the urine and feces extracted from the subjects, she must have processed the curse that had been stripped out of the subjects from it somehow and then added it to a new drip that was going into a different patient."

There is a pause there as everybody tries to digest that little bit of nightmare fuel.

"Your guess is as good as mine as to how this was done. The subject's files are a mess of one to three-day-long afflictions that they share with someone that has the permanent version. We noticed the trend when we were looking at the on-site records from about two weeks after Snyder was introduced into the facility. All of a sudden other patients in the ward were being diagnosed with 'hysterical blindness' that was lasting between twenty-four and seventy-two hours. Unfortunately, this only gets us access to her methods. Without her private case files, which were not at the hospital apparently, the reason behind this and what she was trying to accomplish with it exactly is unknown."

She sighs. "One thing we can tell you is that cross-referencing the psychological evaluations on the various patients with the curses that were forced on them, whether it was intended to or not the process was preying specifically on the fears and mental weak spots of the various people. As an example, every person with a crippling, all-consuming fear of the dark would find themselves intermittently blind. There isn't one of these people that will be fit to be released into the public without years of therapy. She broke them down doing this astonishingly fast. Snyder may be the sanest of the lot, and I suspect that is because he has no particular fear of the dark and couldn't see what else they were doing to him."

Giles mutters something that nobody can make out. Henry is the one to respond.

"I'm sorry, what was that?"

Giles' response is still low, but this time audible. "Nothing useful, unfortunately. I was just running through my mind the possibilities for creatures, demons, cultists, and such that would have a vested interest in understanding or encouraging insanity and realized that in my line of work the evidence thus far presented is all but worthless. Too many possibilities to narrow it down."

Diana makes a clicking sound with her tongue. "Actually, Giles, the evidence we have may be more useful than you think. Consider not what they are doing, but rather the restrictions with which they are trying to accomplish it. Whoever this is they are not a practitioner of any kind of magic, or if they are they are a fairly weak one. Otherwise, they would be learning curse magic, not finding ways to manipulate magic that already exists. Particularly in such inefficient and clumsy ways. My guess is that whatever else this woman is, she can be called human. I would even go so far as to say it is probable she is a doctor. In psychology, if nothing else. Without knowing more of the science behind her methods I couldn't narrow it down further, but I would wager she is highly educated in more than one field."

Jenny pipes up at this point, her fingers finally slowing on the laptop she had been typing on furiously since she had access to the address. "I think she used to take her work home with her. Until two years ago, the police were getting called out to her place on a fairly regular basis, averaging once every three months, in response to what was generally being called a domestic disturbance. When the police would get on the scene, they found that it was a doctor that was dealing with a patient in a home office. Every time. But it's the timing of the problems that worries me. These little issues would always crop up a day or two before the solstice or equinox." There is a moment of silence. "Giles, is there a spell that requires the sacrifice of an insane person as a spell component? The only reason for things to happen at those times of year would be a ritual of some kind I would think."

There is silence on the line for a few moments. "Actually, yes. There are a few. But none that would require the constant repetition of the spell. They generally involve trying to commune with a demon or other entity that is considered a personification of some form of psychosis. She would have to be quite devoted to start a little cottage industry of making people insane just to chat with such a being four times a year."

"Interesting. And disturbing." Is Henry's comment. "If you would check out the home and let us know what you find, we can probably take it from there. According to what we found in the files she's been doing this or something similar working out of that hospital for seventeen years. I would say that she is fairly stuck in a rut, and we now know the M.O. If she tries to set up shop somewhere else, we can probably spot it coming."

And with that, the call is ended.

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>> Ludovosky's house. 10 AM.
The massive vehicle pulls off the quiet street to park in the driveway of the house, hanging out into the street a little but thankfully not enough to cause too many problems. Alexis glances behind her. "So, slay-gals. How do you wanna handle this?"

Buffy and Kendra glance at each other, and Buffy turns back first. "How about you two stay here in the truck and we can go make sure the house is clear? All things being equal I'd rather not have to worry about you two, and if something does go horribly wrong, having backup might be nice anyway."

Alexis nods. "You want me to get the door for you?"

Kendra raises an eyebrow and offers a smirk. "From the truck?"

Alexis shrugs and pulls a wand out of the small bag that she always has at her side. Granted it takes a minute to dig out the right one. Then she opens the window of the truck and points it at the door to the house.

As always the other three in the truck try their best to keep in their minds the words used, and as always it slides through their brain like a disobedient child. But the result is that there is a click from the house and the door pops open a few inches. "There you go. Don't have too much fun."

Buffy grins and Kendra rolls her eyes and then smiles. The two, having gotten geared up the same as Alexis and Willow did before they even started this direction, then make their way toward the rear of the truck so they don't need to open up the cab. Making it to the house, the two slip in. After a few minutes, Buffy's despondent voice comes over the lines.

"Yeah. She's gone. She didn't have time to pack everything, but all that's left in here is furniture and garbage pretty much. We'll finish checking the place, but I don't think we're going to find anyth... Well huh. What's this?"

"Red here. What's what?"

There is a low whistle on the earpieces. "Smalls here. We're in a basement room. She got creative in here. There's a shrine with jars full of people's eyes, ears, noses, tongues, and fingertips. Behind it on the wall she got artsy. It says: 'Semper Enim Gloria.' It's in dark red? Almost brown? I don't think it's ketchup."

Willow takes a moment to get the spelling and then looks at Alexis quizzically. "Always for Glory? What the heck does that mean?"

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>> The House. Poolside. 5 PM
Dawn looks at her two new friends as they are chatting in the deck chairs by the pool. She's been given the go-ahead to let them in on all the basics, for their own safety if nothing else. Though apparently she isn't supposed to talk about Henry's people. But right now, she's not sure what to say.

Alex's secrets aren't hers to tell, and she can't think of any other way to break it to her that this won't work.

"Umm. Yeah, Melinda, I'm not sure if we can make that fly. I mean, I am in training to be an artificer, but I have an actual trainer."

Melinda, the orphan they picked up that is actually Dawn's age brushes her coal-black hair with her fingers, causing the pixie cut she favors to stick out oddly. "Look, I know it isn't really likely. But I just thought if you were an artificer, and I'm living in a town full of vampires, that maybe I could be a cleric. I read through the classes, they seem like they would do pretty good around here."

Dawn struggles with her answer. She doesn't want to lead her on, but she also doesn't want to crush her dreams. Especially when that dream seems to pretty much be a desire not to be ganked by vamps again. Finally, she decides to go with a partial truth and hopes that her new friend will lose interest after a while.

"Well, if you want to be a cleric, you need to follow a god that actually does stuff around here, and I only know of one for sure that would touch those gamebooks of Alex's. How do you feel about beginnings, gates, transitions, time, duality, doorways, passages, and endings?"

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Somewhere at the limits of the Earth and the extremity of Heaven, a peculiar-looking man with two faces rolls the dice and then laughs.

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Authors note:
Don't get too excited, those of you that are familiar and have some idea what is going on. We won't be seeing any follow-up on this for a good long while. This is just a bit of foreshadowing.
I mean, she's a god. Somebody had to worship her from before she got stuck in Ben. And I would imagine that when she disappeared, a true believer would have felt it was their duty to find her.

As for Janus, I once said in a review response that he was going to be an absentee landlord in this fic. But even an absentee landlord will collect the rent. And if you ask nicely, he may even hire a handy... Person.
 
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