Alright. So I tried to start writing again.
And I fucked it up.
While I may have issues in how it was pointed out, I couldn't really refute the core point that I needed to fix a lot of the underlying substance. So I thought I'd just scrap it and start over, essentially. Especially since I was having second thoughts about the powers I'd picked. So! Let's start again.
Now, I'm doing this a little differently this time. The main difference? I picked the
Friends companion choice. That's right - there's
six of us, and most of them are crazier then me. This is going to be
fun.
Obviously, I've changed all our names for safety's sake.
I was inspired to do this by
Why Can't I Hold All These Powers?, by Shibosho. It's good. Go read it.
Also, I have not properly finished reading Worm, so I'll probably make some errors. Assume they're AU.
Index
Serious Omake Index
Watch this space!
Crack Omake Index
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Some Descriptions
Titan (Rob)
The second-tallest, behind my own freakish size, Rob stands at about 6'2". He likes to work out, so he's pretty muscular, in keeping with his role as the team powerhouse. He has curly black hair which he keeps fairly short, blue eyes and a full beard. His voice is very deep, but he's quite soft-spoken.
Vault (Henry)
Of middling height, Henry is fairly unremarkable-looking. He has brownish-blonde hair and blue eyes. He's a little chubby, but certainly not outside the norm. He has this snicker that's at once kind of irritating and kind of amusing.
Wavelength (Tim)
Tim is fucking tiny. Like, he barely comes up to my sternum, he's something like 5'4". However, he's the sort of short person that seems a lot larger when they're pissed off, and he somehow tends to hold people's attention. He's just got this presence.
Kinesis (Mark)
Mark is ginger. This, inevitably, has made him the long-running butt of various ginger jokes. He takes them in good faith, and often gives as good as he gets. He's thickset and pretty strong, but fairly average in height. The only other thing of note is freckles. I swear they breed.
Inspire (James)
James is... interesting. He's got white-blonde hair, though fortunately he doesn't gel it, because I don't think I could be friends with someone who looked that close to Draco Malfoy. He's also got a very strange sense of humour, the sort that's only funny with a few pints in you (from my perspective, anyway; other people seem to find him amusing even when they're sober). He can be obsessive and kind of a dick, but he's also an absolute bro and God help you if you piss him off.
Shaper (Me, Rick)
I am a beanpole. Six foot six and thin (I get it from my dad's side of the family.) I've got black hair that I keep long, usually in a ponytail. Thanks to biokinesis, I'm reasonably filled-out now, though certainly not a bodybuilder. The only other thing really of note is the fact that my eyes are really green. Really, really green.
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Breaking the System: Prologue
I hadn't thought it was real. I mean, who would? I had to give props to whichever admin had done it - the PM from "ROB", with the fancy banners and decoration around the blank-white avatar space, and the custom title ("Sending you on an adventure" ) - it looked pretty cool. He'd asked me to complete that
Worm CYOA, the ridiculously broken one. I almost just dismissed it, but I thought 'well,
what if?' So, just on that tiny, tiny chance I sent back a response.
Now, the obvious difficulty choice was Hard. It gets the problems to come to you, and the comparative lack of points is really a nonissue here given how strong the options are.
Perks... pretty much all of them, bar Bottled Superpowers, since that one's kind of redundant given Shattered Limiter. Oh, and Inspiration, since I don't really intend to be all figurehead-y.
Now, Companions. This is the interesting one. It's tempting to go it alone, but really, on balance, having my friends as backup would be awesome. And it only costs me a single point to get five allies with powers as broken as my own - a ridiculously cheap bargain. Of course, if this does happen to be real, they might get kind of pissed at me, but hey, awesome superpowers we get to keep.
And finally, Complications to bring the point total back in balance. I need eight. Simple enough - Leviathan and Slaughterhouse, to get rid of the need to go looking for two of the big problems. Then I'll take Marked for... ABB and Coil. The first one because I'm going to be beating up Lung anyway, and the second because
fuck Coil. Seriously, that guy is an S-Class scumbag. Oh, and the Nazis too, because fuck Nazis.
Now, friends get a third of the sum of your total points and your complications to spend. That's 20/3 or six points rounding down.
Twelve plus eight is twenty. Divided by three gives seven points when rounded. So each of them get seven points of abilities and perks. One power each, plus the 'core three' perks (Blank, Invictus, Shattered Limiter) and an extra perk.
So, that gave me:
Self-Insert
Hard Difficulty (3pts base)
Perks
Blank
Shattered Limiter
Invictus
First Impressions
Cloak and Dagger
Manpower
Secret Lair
Powers
Power Manipulation
Shaper
Companions
Friends
Rob
Alexandria
Blank
Shattered Limiter
Invictus
Inspiration
Mark
Eidolon
Blank
Shattered Limiter
Invictus
First Impressions
Henry
Psychokinetic
Blank
Shattered Limiter
Invictus
Bottled Superpowers
Tim
Legend
Blank
Shattered Limiter
Invictus
Cloak and Dagger
James
Inspired Inventor
Blank
Shattered Limiter
Invictus
Manpower
Complications
Leviathan
The Slaughterhouse is Hiring
Marked (ABB, Coil, E88)
Totals
3 base + 9 complications = 11
12 - 4 powers - 1 companions - 7 perks = 0
I sent it.
I didn't expect anything to happen - and nothing did. I went about the rest of my day as normal, went to bed in the evening, and drifted off to sleep.
Then I woke up in an unfamiliar room, to the sound of five familiar voices in a mild panic.
'...Fuck.'