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Wolfenstein: Youngblood

>they both wear Da'at Yichud PA

COME ON ANTI-NAZI CRYSIS

GIVE ME THE PETER WATTS TIE IN NOVEL BABY JUST RIGHT IN MY VEINS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

more seriously I'm somewhat annoyed that the Nazis appear to have held on quite so long but hopefully this game charts the continuation in earnest of their global downfall at the hands of a new generation who expand on the gains of the old.

By killing shit tons of Nazis.
 
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So Wolfenstein will now feature two female leads on top of being about killing Nazis are brutally as possible? The reactions from the Alt-right gamers is going to be so awesome.
 
Claudette Savagely said:
>they both wear Da'at Yichud PA

COME ON ANTI-NAZI CRYSIS

GIVE ME THE PETER WATTS TIE IN NOVEL BABY JUST RIGHT IN MY VEINS YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

more seriously I'm somewhat annoyed that the Nazis appear to have held on quite so long but hopefully this game charts the continuation in earnest of their global downfall at the hands of a new generation who expand on the gains of the old.
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Tragically not even BJ could kill Nazis at a rate faster than they were being born

But now that his progeny have come of age this might actually be possible
 
There is also a new game; Wolfenstein Cyberpilot, which has been stated as part of Bethesda's 'neverending quest to bring the message of "Fuck Nazis" to every platform possible.'

MJ12 Commando said:
Tragically not even BJ could kill Nazis at a rate faster than they were being born

But now that his progeny have come of age this might actually be possible
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Yeah, by all accounts BJ's twin daughters will just be as much murder machines as BJ is/was.

My guess is BJ is playing wack-a-nazis and helping ensure Canada/America stays free, while the twins are being inducted into the family tradition of murdering a fuck-ton of nazies in Europe.
 
Xon said:
My guess is BJ is playing wack-a-nazis and helping ensure Canada/America stays free, while the twins are being inducted into the family tradition of murdering a fuck-ton of nazies in Europe.
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BJ, seeing the mountains of Nazi corpses his daughters are building in Europe: "I'm just so damn proud of my little girls :cry:" :D
 
Kinda sad that it's not an immediate followup considering how badly paced the second game was and how in many ways, it was a stepdown from the first game.

But hey it pisses off altright shitnuggets so that's okay in my book.
 
I wonder how they're going to handle the dual protagonists. Choosing which one you are around the start like you choose who to save in the original? Alternating between them in different missions?
 
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Xon said:
There is also a new game; Wolfenstein Cyberpilot, which has been stated as part of Bethesda's 'neverending quest to bring the message of "Fuck Nazis" to every platform possible.'
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You know, one could argue that having the Reich still be hanging in there as late as the Eighties despite repeated clobberings isn't sending the message they want to send.

Still, I approve of the sentiment.
 
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You know, one could argue that having the Reich still be hanging in there as late as the Eighties despite repeated clobberings isn't sending the message they want to send.
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They made their regime deeply entrenched rather than a measly 10 years as opposed to the 3 they had to work with on solidifying holds makes sense since their isnt enough to truly push a unified assault anymore
 
Rjrulew said:
They made their regime deeply entrenched rather than a measly 10 years as opposed to the 3 they had to work with on solidifying holds makes sense since their isnt enough to truly push a unified assault anymore
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True. But I still want to see the Nazis finally and decisively lose this time round.
 
*BJs Kids*

Oh hey, next generation. Makes sense.

*Twins*

Well, I suppose they gotta have a guy and girl for the sake of-

*Both Daughters*

Oh, HAHA! Bethesda you magnificent bastards! Way to troll the alt-right! I approve.

*Still fighting a functioning Nazi empire in control of America*

Okay, that I have more issue with. Didn't the New Colossus end with a massive anti-Nazis uprising? What, did the American rebels fail to seize the local nuclear arsenal and so the Nazis bombed them back into submission?
 
obssesednuker said:
*BJs Kids*

Oh hey, next generation. Makes sense.

*Twins*

Well, I suppose they gotta have a guy and girl for the sake of-

*Both Daughters*

Oh, HAHA! Bethesda you magnificent bastards! Way to troll the alt-right! I approve.

*Still fighting a functioning Nazi empire in control of America*

Okay, that I have more issue with. Didn't the New Colossus end with a massive anti-Nazis uprising? What, did the American rebels fail to seize the local nuclear arsenal and so the Nazis bombed them back into submission?
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Maybe the joke is that the anti-Nazi uprising in America was kind of useless and you need to save them again because lol Americans :V
 
obssesednuker said:
Okay, that I have more issue with. Didn't the New Colossus end with a massive anti-Nazis uprising? What, did the American rebels fail to seize the local nuclear arsenal and so the Nazis bombed them back into submission?
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The american revolution I thought took a decade. and the nazis are cetaintly capable of sending troops and supplies faster than rebels with no chain of supply while in open rebellion
 
Xon said:
There is also a new game; Wolfenstein Cyberpilot, which has been stated as part of Bethesda's 'neverending quest to bring the message of "Fuck Nazis" to every platform possible.'


Yeah, by all accounts BJ's twin daughters will just be as much murder machines as BJ is/was.

My guess is BJ is playing wack-a-nazis and helping ensure Canada/America stays free, while the twins are being inducted into the family tradition of murdering a fuck-ton of nazies in Europe.
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Just how old should BJ be getting? I assume 18-20s for his daughters so he might not be able to keep crowbaring spines out of nazis.
 
Ford Prefect said:
The game is set in Paris, I don't know that there's any indication in the trailer of what is happening back in the US.
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Thought I saw posters of the Statue of Liberty with swastika in the trailer, but a relook tells me I'm wrong. In that case, I suppose it's plausible this is taking place in the context of a Cold War-esque stand-off between the liberated America's and the tottering Reich in Eurafroasia.
 
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