- Location
- A room?
Cut to Crystal (she of the lasers and the dreams) holding a camera and panning it across a beat up Brockton Bay street. Panacea and Taylor (standing on a milk-crate) come into frame.
"Hello clods of Brockton Bay! Welcome to the first ever live YouTubeized Bowling for Nazis Competition."
"In the left corner," Amy says as the camera tilts up to the roof of a building "We have the wonderful! The Splendid! The original Alexandria of Brockton Bay, Glory Girl of New Wave!"
"And playing Beast to her Beauty, we have the Interstellar Lady of Mayhem, Amethyst of the Crystal Gems!" Taylor cheerfully announced.
"In the other corner," Taylor kept talking as the camera panned across the street to a different rooftop. "The Mistress of Heavy Metal, Bismuth of the Crystal Gems!"
"And joining her, we have, from Team Don't Tell Battery He's Here, Totally Not Assault of the Totally Not Protectorate!" The camera focused in on Assault, but wearing a pair of Groucho Marx glasses over his mask.
"Now, won't you join us", both announcers and both teams said as they jumped down onto the street "for Bowling! For! Nazis!"
Cuts to the first round. The camera is panned in close on Amy and Taylor's face as they hide around a corner, and explain the rules.
"... are worth 15 points, but remember that collateral damage detracts from your score." Amy said.
"And with the Collateral Damage Barbie herself playing bowler this rounds, we'll have to see how it balances out." Taylor said as the camera panned over to Glory Girl wrapping Amethyst's whip around one arm and spinning to build up speed. The rotation formed something like a purple and gold buzzsaw in the air, at least until Amethyst let go of the whip and soared though the air like a glowing, exuberant comet. Which is to say, nothing like a comet.
"Oh, there she goes through the car. And the Warehouse."
"Ah but see how Glory Girl aimed her to bounce up. I think she might make it into the Boat Graveyard, which would be worth some extra points."
"Let's cut to out judges and see how she landed and what it could be worth."
The camera cuts to an aerial view with Mark and Neal of New Wave (in referee shirts over their costumes). They watch the action through binoculars, then huddle together to make a ruling. A couple second later, they straighten up, and make a complicated series of hand gestures.
"And it's good! That could lead to an early lead for Glory Girl and Amethyst!"
Cuts to final judging.
"... and for bouncing Alabaster into Hookwolf and landing both of them in a pallet of glitter, the victory goes to Totally Not Assault and Bismuth!"
"Thank you! Thank you! I'd like to dedicate this victory to punching things really hard," Bismuth said, while Assault proclaimed "And I'd like to dedicate this to Totally Not Battery, who hopefully won't ask where this trophy came from."
