Why Have One Wang When You Can Have Four? (Shadow Warrior 2)

I have completed Shadow Warrior 2 on Who Wants Some Wang and I have greatly enjoyed the Wang despite the hardness. Springchester/Raijin ended up being my fav weapons for the sheer and utter hilarity of one-shotting the huge, fiery demon on Devil Mountain from like three-quarters health with like one crit. :D

Funny enough, I basically ended up using Lil' Wang and Hauer up until the very end. Both were hilarious for just weaving in and out of a group and taking demons apart like a total badass.

The best thing about the game is, oddly, the story. Like, okay, it's fairly juvenile and nnnnooot incredibly smart, but I found the writing pretty solid, the jokes pretty funny, most of the characters fairly compelling and there were a few fairly good scenes, like
Master Smith's death ;_;7
and the voice acting was seriously good.

dat ending tho. Did I miss a post-credits or is there an alternate ending on No Pain No Gain? If not, Shadow Warrior 3 when
 
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So, Shadow Warrior 2 is on sale on GoG for twenty-eight Euros. Would you say that it is worth that price, or should I wait for a bigger sale?
 
Why would you not buy dozens of hours of Wang for a mere twenty-eight Euros. To enjoy Wang for so long, at such a cheap price?
Well, there is the issue that I can't actually run the game right now. It demands approximately twice as much memory as my computer has total and my graphics card and motherboard are both obsolete. Would you consider these issues to be ignorable?
 
Yes. Buy Wang to own it, to admire it and, if you are in the mood...

Aww at you not having the memory to play it though.
 
Well, there is the issue that I can't actually run the game right now. It demands approximately twice as much memory as my computer has total and my graphics card and motherboard are both obsolete. Would you consider these issues to be ignorable?

Not everyone's computer can get it up for Wang, it's true. :(

In that case I'd wait until you have a machine which can allow you to enjoy Wang to the fullest, because otherwise the experience is likely to be... unsatisfying.
 
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