What to do with a shop? 1.18
"What do we have here?" a rasping rattling voice came from the doorway.
"Welcome to Jewel in the Rough Inter-Dimensional pawn and trade; how can I help you?"
"Just browsing..." the man was willowy and old, yet young... a patchwork of a man that reminds me of Stein without Death, one that just would not stop cutting and decided to replace what he cut.
"You!" Sam shutters, disturbed and angry. "Doc Benton, dad killed you he wrote about it in his journal. Tore out your heart."
"A pain to replace that was... now what is this place? And why did it appear near my house?"
"As I said a pawn shop... actually more of an emporium at this point... I sell all manner of things..."

"What! You can't sell to this guy!"
"Why not? I sell to everyone... well, I don't sell specimens to Stein since he would just dissect them, sorry but I don't traffic in living things for test subjects sorry."
"Pity that... though I would need human parts, it might not be worth it."
"But..." Sam almost shouted.
"Sammy, Shush. I think you missed a little memo where I am mostly neutral. Just because you sold yourself into the Eternal Garden doesn't mean you get to enforce your morals on it." Developing this matric for casting little compulsions was difficult a weave of daemon tears and the deafness and blindness seeds forcing the target to be deaf and blind to all alternatives than the one I weave... its not lying if its the only truth they can see is it?

"Mostly? Should I be worried?" Doc Benton asked in humor, still not realizing where he was. Silly monster, science is all well and good, but some things transcend the physical. If only you could sense the teeth hovering above your neck. However, his stolen eyes sharpened at the mention of the Eternal Garden.
"There is no violence in this store. So not particularly."
"Hum... got any surgical equipment? Been in the market for a new set of clamps," I lead him over to a handmade set from Aqua's world. Surprisingly surgery is a big thing over there, something about physical recovery being more lasting than magical in specific situations. The wonder of wonders, the old bat bought a new surgical kit from me, "I haven't bought myself something nice like this in years... you sure a few notes would be worth this is high-quality tools, the things I could do with these."

"Of course, I understand your work is very important and impressive. Your treaties in herbal distilling and remedies would definitely cover this and more."
"I don't know about the more part, perhaps... could I get one of those?" Pointing over to the calming candles, I smile sharply.
"Of course, you can, please help yourself. After all, a brilliant mind should be nurtured, do come back whenever you have time ..." My weave is almost closed soon...soon...he should return.

Doc Benton left smiling, streaking his patchwork face. Sam was stewing yet could not do anything as my control over the shop is absolute. "Why, Why would you encourage that monster? Why not kill it." He was raging internally, doing that silly little smolder look he gets when angry.

"I can not. He has not sold himself to me... he will, though." I snicker and fall back into my upgraded chair. It looks like it hangs from the ceiling when it hovers using a bit of magic Levy helped me with. "You don't get it; I can't kill him, I can't Curse him, I can't even warn that woman he will kill in thirty minutes and six seconds. "
"Let me, I'll call Dean, and he can hunt him down."

"Go ahead, try..." Sam couldn't open the door.
"You would be interfering in the story... as long as the deal binds you, you have to act through the rules I am bound to, no interrupting the story without invitation. Sure, there are ways to work around the restrictions, but none that work right now."

"What?"
"It's like summoning up demons with their names; you need to invite me in. Otherwise, I can't contort the stories of worlds outside my deals or through manipulating the debts individuals owe me."
"So there is nothing we can do..."
"Oh, I never said that. I can contort words and poison minds with the best of demons." I said sharply, "I make honest deals; if the people making the deals don't quite appreciate the value of what they sell, it's not my fault... Besides that, the garden ensured Doc Benton remembered everything I said. He will dream of what he could do if only he Had access to the Garden. If only he could retreat to the Eternal Garden where his studies are valued... where his knowledge is not scorned... so he would need to go collect specimens himself... perhaps he could trade for some surgery... after all, medicine is always pricy..."

"You're luring him in? For what? Even if you make a deal for him to join the garden, he would be stuck like I am now, and the monster could still hurt someone..." Sam tries to argue; it's adorable.
"Sammy, you sold a few months of time and kept your will. Just watch..."



Doc Benton returns pretty soon with a large suitcase looking harried, his eyes dull. I've watched him, poor fellow, another base of operation destroyed, and this time, they got one of his fancy little research bases... Hunters moved in on him quickly; the bad luck I wished upon him didn't do much, just make hunters a little more aware of him. He wandered up and down the east coast for two weeks, tired, worn down... disgusted by the world that would not abide by his genius. Sam sat in the corner reading a book on sidgalry used in Lord Deaths' world while I smiled a kind smile as a greeting.

"Doctor Benton, good to see you; looking to sell?"
"I find myself in need of relocation; you mentioned a garden? Would there be a cottage I could rent within?"
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Doctor Benton. The Garden is a bit different from an actual garden." I motioned over to one of the walls; it changed to show a part of the garden. The sine was straight out of a fantasy—vivid green willow trees, with bushes of vibrant flowers at the end of an endless meadow, crystals of all the colors of the rainbow dotted the landscape whispering secrets and knowledge. A small cottage rests at the bottom of the valley. "The Garden is a fantasy real; it is not just a place you rent property at. It's like heaven or hell; admission comes at a cost... I heard you liked rivers near your workshop, true?" The scene shifted to add a river flowing through the valley passing by the cottage.

Witnessing the Garden is a dangerous thing for the unprotected mind, but a customer must know what he is buying. I can see Sam mesmerized. "Pluse side once you join the garden, you don't change unless you desire it. Perfection has frozen in a moment..." a little nudge, a push, a whole lot of vibrating my soul to resonate just so within the mind of the monster. He is possessed with greed for the dream I have woven for him.

"What would it cost to be free to research." He rasped dryly.
"It costs is rather simple... Sell yourself. Your services, your mind, your affinity to the garden... In exchange, you can reside in its endless reflection, forever pushing at the bounds of reality."
"Please... Please... I'm tired of the chase. I just wish for somewhere secure..."
"Do you agree to bind yourself to the Garden? Will you be mine?"
"Yessss"
"Deal. Please have fun in the Garden..."


"I...I... refuse to work for anyone that would employ that monster... don't expect me or dean to visit this shop ever again." He said, staring out at the singe of the monster traveling to his dream, the scenery shifting into a gothic woodland with a depressing river flowing behind a quaint cottage. A trio of moons hung overhead behind gloomy clouds framing the scene.
"So dramatic," From the Dark, the head of a massive dragon descended. Its jaws glinted in the moonlight and devoured the monster whole. "After all, a good monster story should have an end."

Gained Soul-Truth-Knolage-The Deathless Thomas Benton


"To the garden, I grant a feast."

The Garden accepts the sacrifice, a piece of a dragon's hoard.

"I wish for a fragment of reality. I wish for whatever truth this vile soul has learned."

The Truth of this soul is monstrous but true - A Thread to be suppun, a truth to be had.

"I accept."

The Garden has granted: Theseus loop thread.

"So Sammy, think this is too good for the good doctor. After all, he will be learning for eternity now..." I said with a sharp gleaming smile. Draconic eyes were phasing in and out.

He swallowed thickly and asked, "What the fuck was that?"
"That was me trading my Hoard to the Garden; all things hold truths of reality and dream. The more powerful, the more true. Look at its sparkle with the mad brilliance of the good Doctor. The fascinating creature somehow used science and alchemy to tie his soul and consciousness to the very ideal of himself, ignoring replaced parts. Welp, not much to do now but organize where to put the docs, treaties,, and knowledge..." I snapped my fingers. All the knowledge that the Garden didn't consume appeared as bound leather stitched tomes, "be a dear and put those away."

Connection Activated: Supernatural



Pov: Dean
"Sammy, you ok? Ya, look a bit peaky."
"...this has been more stressful than I thought it would be. The shopkeeper deals with a lot of weird shit and really depressing stuff. Adding to my stress is the general existence of the shopkeep he is more dangerous than he pretends to be, tricked Doc Benton into letting himself be eaten."
"What? Benton's dead dad took out his heart, remember? It was in the journal."
"Dad was wrong; he just found a new heart. He bound his soul to his nerves. Destroying his entire body would have worked... dad didn't torch the body."
"Fuck, you said that the shopkeep ate him, though?"
"Yes.. it was terrifying, and I found out what the shopkeeper is... some sort of Fae Dragon thing."

"Dam... any chance you figured out..."
"Figure out how to destroy a universe? He is literally bound to a plane of existence..."
"Dam... at least he isn't trying to hurt anyone... People that we wouldn't kill anyway..."

The shopkeep was ignoring the two of us, going over the dozens of old books and manuscripts along with random curse fetishes I retrieved from one of Dad's old storage sites... fucking shopkeep refusing credit cards; what sort of place is this?
"Dean, stop insulting me in your head! Tallying all your stuff up its worth, Five million."
I broke into a coughing fit, "Well dam guess I can fix up my baby now."
"Yup, though if you want, I would be willing to enchant you and your car... for a million each."

"What in the hell would you be doing, to me to enchant me?" I eyed the bastard warily. Some of the voodoo we deal with is fantastic; honestly, if I could use some without selling my soul, I would. Super strength, speed, and just being a little more bulletproof would change everything.

"I would embed bits of dream and reality into your being. Socket Gems. Those will then grant you a fragment of the Gardens power..."

"So now rules, no souls, no extra deals?"
"Nope, as long as I don't get shot in the face again..."
I kicked the ground, "I may have jumped the gun on that.."

The being rolled his eyes and gave me an assessing look, "So, we got a deal?"
"Could we add in a modification for Sam?"
"It would cost a million leaving you two million."
"And the cursed fetishes are going to be destroyed?"
"Yes, destructive testing, if you would. Though a few might survive, those might end up cleansed and sold. "

I let out a tense sigh, "Deal."

"Deal. Let's see... we can make a beautiful weave if I make this right—Drakestone, Demon Tear, Verdant seeds, and Archeanite..." The shopkeep began muttering as I was sent into a sort of daze.

I shimmerd, the bleed, as the shopkeep called it, manifesting into a tattoo all along his back into an attractive, interconnected swirling circle. More noticeable is a slight bleed happening around my iris, giving them a nice little tinge of iridescence. Not that I realized it at the moment.
"That... feels fantastic. Hot dam." I shook out my limbs; everything just felt more!
"Expect superior physical conditioning and resistance to most forms of damage. Most importantly, your spirit—soul/mind—is now resistant to manipulation, damage, theft, corruption, and infection. You can also expect to be more aware of supernatural situations and problems... Oh, and you should heal faster, be able to survive on far less fuel, and have greatly increased stamina."

"Fuck..." Sam said, his eyes wide as he processed the shopkeep's ridiculous list of boons.
"Probably for hours if you don't get too sore." The shopkeeper deadpanned.
I was at a loss for words. Is this why people sell their souls? To have all their problems just not be there anymore?

"Welp, let's get to your brother and car squared away. Witch first?"
"My car."
"Hey!" Sam shouted in the offense.
"Alright, my brother, then you can sup my baby."

"Drakestone, Demon Tear, Verdant seed, Monks Pearl, and Archeanite... you should have similar capabilities as Dean, a bit less stamina and healing but better mental specs."

"Huh, that feels funky..."
"Yeah, mental manipulations are weird."

"So let's get your car taken care of."

The garden beckons Arcanite upgraded to a tier three existence.

One month of Sam's contract remains.


Connection Activated: Supernatural
 
OoOOo sam and dean got a major upgrade nice .thanks for the fun and enjoyable chapter and for writing
 
In my head I picture strength and stamina about the same as a b grade super... Around 2/10 for physical power, most of the demons they face are 3/10 or more. The meat of the enchantment went into defense and stamina/health. The thing I'm really interested in is playing with the new instincts.
 
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imagine the next time they try stuff in the bed. They'd be pleasantly surprised.

Is this pre Castiel or after?
 
In my head I picture strength and stamina about the same as a b grade super... Around 2/10 for physical power, most of the demons they face are 3/10 or more. The meat of the enchantment went into defense and stamina/health. The thing I'm really interested in is playing with the new instincts.

Did you use chatGPT? The chapter reads better than the earlier ones (I only skimmed it as I'm not caught up yet).
 
imagine the next time they try stuff in the bed. They'd be pleasantly surprised.

Is this pre Castiel or after?
Before Castiel and that was mostly a joke about Dean. If I'm remembering right 40% of his interactions with women in the show is either flirting, rescuing damzles, or veiled sexual innuendo... I think?

Besides if your paying a million for super powers get some quality of life improvements.
 
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I don't have time to write an omake, but I can't help imagining that some of the "depressing stuff" Sam has encountered includes meeting Aqua and learning that she is one of the deities in charge of an entire world. In fact, aren't she and Eris the two deities the only deities looking after that world? I can only imagine the growing horror Sam experienced learning just who is running that version of Heaven.
 
By the way, the Theseus Loop thread is brilliant. It sounds like you can use it to bestow an effect on a person's children like some manner of fairy midwife.
 
By the way, the Theseus Loop thread is brilliant. It sounds like you can use it to bestow an effect on a person's children like some manner of fairy midwife.
Hadn't thought of that but probably if it got upgraded a bit. I thought of it being able to attach to the concept of a thing. Like the wheels of a car, doesn't matter if the wheel change same effect happens. The blessing children could work... Sound useful to. Thanks for the idea.
 
Hadn't thought of that but probably if it got upgraded a bit. I thought of it being able to attach to the concept of a thing. Like the wheels of a car, doesn't matter if the wheel change same effect happens. The blessing children could work... Sound useful to. Thanks for the idea.
It is a classic fairy tale blessing. Given how fae the Shopkeep appears to be, things like "prosperity and good health for your children" fits.
 
What to do with a shop? 1.19
"Um... is it supposed to smoke like that?" Sam asked.

We are in the small workroom I bought to work on ring smithing; I have a rough stone ring with circles for light held on a clamp. Everything was going well, carving the last runes into the surface with a delicate chisel and hammer. Sam was next to me ready to hand me tools and keeping an eye on the process, when it began to bellow silvery smoke.

"No, it is not, Hit the deck." I tackle Sam to the floor as the ring explodes into a fragment grenade! It filled the room with harsh acidic smoke. I was laughing at the excitement while Sam was coughing and sputtering.
"That was exciting. Oh, someone is going to find my door." I hoped up and saunted to the door.
Sam was still in a daze when he asked, "What?" the improvements I made let him survive that but not disregard even minor magical explosions.
"We aren't exactly on the same clock ya know, Sammy," I said briskly. I walked through the shop, changing from a construction apron to my dress clothing. Humming lightly, a haunting melody echoed through the store in my good mood. My experiments are fun. Next time I think I'll try marble.




"Levy, honey, focus," I said, noticing how Levy was once again lost in her thoughts, watching Sammy rearrange the shop. I had to admit, it was adorable to see her with a crush like this. 'They discussed magic, fighting monsters, books , and everything she was falling for both his body and mind. It's quite a sweet sight, I thought to myself.

But the problem was that Levy was getting too distracted, and the Garden wasn't helping by making things fall to the ground to give her a show.

"Hum?" Levy's eyes were glazed over as she watched Sammy sputter and ring out his shirt, causing a miniature squid tank to fall and soak him. I could hear the Garden laughing, like an old perverted grandmother setting up her grandchild. My eye twitched, and I got a slight twinge of pain in my head as I flicked her on the head.

"Levy, I get the whole crush thing. Sammy is a doll, but you're going to soak your shirt with drool," I warned her.

She shook her head, blushing even more. "Sorry, this is kind of new for me."

"Well, to be fair, it's not every day you find a well-read demon hunter without a beer gut," I commented, thinking about Bobby.

"So, Natsu and the gang are returning from their little adventure to destroy the moon? Too bad they didn't stop by beforehand. Wiz sold me this lovely little bomb..."

"They came back yesterday. It turns out some dark wizards were using a spell to release a demon... to kill it, alright, but still freeing a demon is a bad idea. The residents turned out to be demons too, but native? Still not sure about that one. Nice people from how Lucy tells the story," Levy explained.

"Hmm, that is interesting... I wonder if they got any loot they would want to sell," I mused.

"You should focus on something else, maybe take up a hobby? You heckled a quarter of the guild to go and raid wherever they could find," Levy complained. "You even infected Jet and Droy into treasure hunting. They had a full spread in Wizard Weekly about the guild taking 'item quests!'"

I laughed deeply, causing the shop to shiver. "Really? That's great!"

"It's not. It's embarrassing showing up to a job and having old people watching us like we'll steal something! I almost got kicked out of the last library I visited on the job!" Levy was building up to a rant.

"Levy honey, I'm sorry to say, but my hobby is sending people on random sidequests. I have this nice monk fellow plundering some fire users." Levy began to twitch, probably realizing that I was simply chaotic.

Connection Activated: Fairy Tail


The door rang once again, and I could feel someone calling. I had never heard a door summoned before, usually, it was only myself. As I opened the door, a giant owl entered the shop, drawing us out of the argument.

"While this is an interesting diversion, I do not understand how this could be worth entrance into my library," the owl spoke in a raspy but powerful voice, like paper reeds and bubbling inkwells.

"But you have not even met the proprietor or inspected the library..." Soka led the owl into the store, trying to pitch something that would make me money. Good boy, I'll need to discount something for him.

"Library?" The owl echoed.

"The owl is speaking, right?" Levey leaned over and whispered to me.

"I believe he is a spirit, like a magical being in your world," I whispered back to Levey and approached the odd duo. "Can I help you?"

"I am Wan Shi Tong, he who knows ten-thousand things." The owl introduced himself, and I could feel my lips curl in humor. Oh? An all-knowing spirit, how fun.

"Ah, a knowledge spirit; I presume you have come to sample the library? We are currently in the middle of a second expansion. Got an influx of medical journals recently." The owl ignored me and poked around the library, warbling in interest and displeasure.

"Why can I not read these?"

"You haven't paid for them; this is a shop, not a library..." I stated dryly as the owl rumbled.

"How can I know if your claims are true if I can not inspect the literature?" Wan Shi Ton asked irritably, glaring at Soka.

"Calm down. I'll pay for three books of your choice..." Soka said, nodding to me. Aang peaked into the store with a trio of fox spirits... which was adorable; Levey cooed a bit at the sight. Sam was trying to massage away a migraine as he was on high alert around the spirt. Smart man knowledge spirits are very dangerous not because of their direct power but

"I will take the treatise on the human heart by Dr. Benton, The Guide to Animals in North America and Translation Guide to high elvish..." Ah, he collected a book from three different worlds unwittingly. He is going to be so confused.

"That will be ten gold."

Soka deflated at the cost and managed to pull out five gold. "Could I cover the rest in collectibles?" He gingerly took out a section of jewelry. The poor boy was collecting things for his crushes; the drama will be fantastic, a love triangle for the ages!

"Definitely," I took four necklaces of pearls, well made too. I left some of the more personalized things because I can just taste the melodrama and I need to see what happens.

"The... these are not of this world?!" Wan Shi Tong screeched in surprise. I gave an involuntary smile at the surprise.

"Oh? Dreadfully sorry I never introduced myself and the shop to you. This is the Jewel in the Rough Inter-dimensional pawn and trade; I am the Shopkeep, Lovely to meet you."

Aang and Levey were snickering at the exchange while everyone else was developing a twitch. All was right with the world.

Connection Activated: Avatar the Last Airbender
 
Na it's the brains, bronze, and small amount of demon blood that attracted the word mistress. Plus she grew up with them so any crushes she would have had over them would be dead at that point. Also it's because of those guild mates I imagine she has quite the active imagination regarding the male form.
 
Fun chapter. I just realized that empowering Lucy's keys is a quick and easy way to bolster her power.

Also, would you mind me writing a item catalogue of things the Shopkeep could potentially make and sell based on previous chapters? Essentially a fan-made list of magic items that fits the power level and abilities showcased.
 
Fun chapter. I just realized that empowering Lucy's keys is a quick and easy way to bolster her power.

Also, would you mind me writing a item catalogue of things the Shopkeep could potentially make and sell based on previous chapters? Essentially a fan-made list of magic items that fits the power level and abilities showcased.
Go a head over tried to keep a general tally of the type of magic items he has a round the shop. That's just for a general idea of what available.

I also assume wiz ends up off loading a lot of weird shit and he ends up going to flee markets for even more... Basically feel free to think up your own versions of what ever magic items you want.
 
I don't have time to write an omake, but I can't help imagining that some of the "depressing stuff" Sam has encountered includes meeting Aqua and learning that she is one of the deities in charge of an entire world. In fact, aren't she and Eris the two deities the only deities looking after that world? I can only imagine the growing horror Sam experienced learning just who is running that version of Heaven.
Pfft! Considering how the Supernatural version of Heaven is run, and what that Aspect of God is like, Aqua can be considered Benevolent.

Heck, at least she doesn't eat people...

Edit: Also, the Shopkeeper conning the Knowledge Spirit out of a copy of his library for more otherworldly knowledge is something I hope happens. It's a shame all the knowledge on the Fire Nation was torched, all that priceless historical and cultural knowledge gone... :(
 
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Pfft! Considering how the Supernatural version of Heaven is run, and what that Aspect of God is like, Aqua can be considered Benevolent.

Heck, at least she doesn't eat people...

Edit: Also, the Shopkeeper conning the Knowledge Spirit out of a copy of his library for more otherworldly knowledge is something I hope happens. It's a shame all the knowledge on the Fire Nation was torched, all that priceless historical and cultural knowledge gone... :(

You have to remember Sam has no idea bout that at this point. He still thinks quires and fluffy clouds for heaven and not a bunch of winged war hawks.
 
What to do with a shop? 1.20
New World Connection established...

"Huh, interesting. I was expecting something more technological from the hints the Garden kept dropping. At least it's interesting. I don't know if this counts though; the river of time suggests major development later."

"You're talking to yourself again," Sam muttered, done with this whole experience. He finds my little shop too ridiculous and world-shattering to process anymore. I think it might have something to do with the visits from Aqua. Lovely lady, rude, egotistical, dumb, and greedy, but a pleasant lady nonetheless. At least compared to some gods. As a person of faith, poor Sammy does not handle God being so... ridiculous, especially true gods and not the half-baked pagan gods running around his world. Last time Aqua came in drunk, Sam looked like he wanted to cry.

"Sam, talking to the Garden is not the same as talking to myself. Besides, we have a new location." I close my eyes and focus on the new knowledge and history the Garden is filtering into my head. Hmm, the world is on the precipice of transition somehow; there is potential for amazing technology and magic... something is blocking it.

"This place is weird."
"You are one to talk. You regularly deal with Lord Death and Gods."
"True, true."

As he returned to reading, Sam quickly forgot about the whole new world issue. He reads more than he cleans, but honestly, I made that deal to entertain myself. Sam is an entertaining guy when he is uncomfortable, which is oddly most of the time since he started working here... should I be insulted?

When a woman came running into the store, frantic and covered in soot, her blonde hair falling in wild ringlets and her eyes wild. She was dressed in a simple medieval peasant's dress, heaving and stuttering breaths.

"Welcome to Jewel in the Rough, Interdimensional... Ah, I don't think you need the whole song and dance right now. Are you hurt?" I ask, walking up to the frazzled woman. Sam was not far behind, looking around for the medical kit that I keep prepared.
"No, I'm fine, but we need to get out of here, leave this place! The Inquisition is coming, they burned down my home. I barely escaped their priests... Oh... my husband will be furious," the woman worriedly said.
"Ma'am, calm down. Nothing can harm you within this shop. Can you tell me what happened? Which Inquisition? There are currently thirty running on your world right now."

She sobbed, "Was he right? Please, don't let him be right. Humanity can't all be bad..."

Confidently, I replied, "Humanity is a horrible, grotesque, monstrous thing." I ignored the woman's crushed expression and Sammy's glare as I continued, "Yet it's also beautiful, kind, and breathtaking. It's one of the greatest mysteries how a people can consistently burn with such conflicting extremes. Gods, demons, scientists, liches, and magi all have theories about the nature of man. Yet, none really understand." I felt bad for the woman; she was a mess, and I think I had made it worse. Sam looked conflicted because as much as he was a demon hunter and tried to live by the code of putting human life first... humanity was complicated.

"Come, let's clean you up, and we can make a nice little deal. Tell me about your life, and you can stay here as long as you need to wait for your husband."

"But, but..."

"Hush. Calm down, clean yourself up in the washroom, and come on. Not all of humanity is evil, just as inhumanity can be good."



"Thank you for being patient with me while I was in disarray. I am Lisa Tepes, and I appreciate your help... but where is the Inquisition? They were right on my heels." The poor woman glanced around the shop in worry, while Sam skulked around the edges of the room, just watching. I had been willing him to be subtle. It helped that he knew absolutely nothing terrible was going to happen in this place.

"They should be arriving in a few moments, thanks to the time dilation," I reassured her. That sent a flash of recognition through her as she took a second look at me.

"Are you like Vlad? Bearing an incredible understanding of science and magic? Yet you run a little shop?" Lisa asked, confused and slightly annoyed. My, my, she was quite the passionate woman.

"Ah, not quite. I am not human any longer, but I am not bound to the forces of reality like most," I explained as I had a serving set animate to help serve Lisa. She settled into a comfortable seat, surrounded by books, looking more at ease. Sam let out a sigh, drawing attention to himself.

"Over there, acting all dramatic is Sam. Now, on to the important stuff. Tell me, how did you meet your husband, Vlad Tepes the Count was it?"

"Um... yes, he is. I met him when I invaded his castle..." Lisa Tepes is quite a character, and hopefully, a new companion for tea.

Her explanation was interrupted by the door swinging open, revealing the bishop and his priest goon squad. Lisa was slightly panicked, but neither she nor Sam reacted much. As much as I would love to claim that Sammy has the utmost confidence in me, it's more like he is just numb to my craziness at this point. No matter how rude they have been, they haven't done enough to get banished, so I greeted them, "Please browse at your leisure; watch out for the magic weaponry and demonic tomes. They require more indexing. Get to it, Sammy," I said offhandedly, turning back to Lisa, who was worrying silently. "So, he taught you medicine? Did the two of you play doctor?" I laughed an old woman's laugh as the woman gave a blush.

"So, the witch flees to her coven. God's light will sear you from the face of the earth! Seize them."

"If you're not here to shop, leave and never return," the priests and bishops were sucked out of the shop like a set of dust bunnies caught in a vacuum. I do love that The Garden has a sense of humor.

"Lisa dear, you were saying?"

"Um, we didn't mix business and pleasure..." Lisa said, blushing, watching the priests and bishop being expelled.



"Ahem... I would have thought he would be here by now," Lisa said, reading a tome she traded for using basic info on the world and waiting in the reading nook, watching the many people come in and out of the shop. She was dazzled by the people from other worlds that possessed sciences and magic unknowable, yet frustrated because time wasn't flowing as it should. She missed her husband.

"Time passes strangely in the Garden," Sam muttered as he cleaned and sharpened a few swords, his fingers trailing over the blade to call up a small magic circle via Erthanio methods. Poor Sammy hadn't found a magic that clicked just yet, but he had added lots of little spells to his repertoire. He still finds moments when the garden whispers secrets or truths to him odd.

"Though you are right, the whispers of fate said that your husband should have arrived at your house while you were charging on a stake..." I stated idly. "You still haven't explained what that means?" Lisa asked. "The worlds run in currents; it's why history happens as it does. The garden consumes the world's struggle to prevent changes from time manipulation or other forces like those originating from my interference... Oh, dear." As I enlightened the good doctor about the mysteries of time, divination, and reality, I noticed a potentially difficult situation developing.

Portals appeared throughout the store, showing various parts of Lisa's reality, but with no real fixation. "I wish I could be more specific, but the Garden does not like dealing with specificity without a down payment. I see that your husband is alive, too large of a nexus of vitriol to disappear unannounced. Don't glare, darling, he is a monster. One that has learned the touch of humanity once more."

"He is better."

"He is, yet that does not dismiss what he has once done. After years of work bettering himself and others might the soul might lighten, but the soul is complicated. Inhuman souls are far more complicated in that regard since they are less malleable than humans."

A vision passed in one of the portals. "Ah, looks like your husband is terrifying the church and is misinformed. He believes you have burned... they appear to have taken a random beggar woman from the streets to pass her off as you. Tough luck that. Don't glare at me, my human spirit is as brittle as it is," I said a bit more flippantly than I meant to. Sam was wincing as he has been dealing with my more inhuman moments more and more over the past few months... I think I'll need a vacation for a while... I could sell my time somewhere... I wonder if the DWMA could use a guest lecturer. Or I could go adventuring in Aqua's world or Sam's?"

"Can you get me to my husband?"

"Yes, but purposely interrupting the world flow is not something the Garden can just do, like setting an oar into a river-rapid. The connection to your world might snap. I could simply insert you back into the world where you came in from, near a burnt ruin... I could alter the location, but that would require either banishing you at random, something I don't do often, or making a deal."

"What would this deal entail?" Lisa asked.

"We can barter for knowledge or items. I would be alright with trading a few medical journals in exchange. This would be bound by Garden magic. Just talk some sense into your husband. It looks like he is aiming to wipe out all of humanity instead of just the church as he should," the shopkeeper said.

"He shouldn't be killing anyone," Lisa replied.

"He should be killing the church. If killing your wife isn't reason enough to murder, then what's left of my humanity is messed up and wrong. Heck, I would even sell him this lovely bomb I picked up from my friend Wiz," the shopkeeper said as the door flashed a rainbow of colors. Sammy began to silently will and gesticulate toward Lisa to prevent the shopkeeper or her from making the deal. However, the shopkeeper ignored this breach of the shopkeeper's code with aplomb.


POV: Vald Tepase

A hollow rage and sorrow burn at the center of my being; my heart is breaking. The fragile thing Lisa crafted from my flesh and spirit is shattering. She is gone, all gone. My love is gone, and the world is not making sense anymore.

"Husband, why are you plotting the downfall of all of Europe?"
"The voices are back, and they're stealing hers... how cruel."
"Husband, turn around from that transmission mirror and look at me."

She was there. I'm in a dream, but I don't know if I want it to end. "Lisa... how? I couldn't locate you anywhere on the plane of existence, your spirit vanished. I... I thought I lost you."

"I found an escape. A kind shopkeeper hid me for a time, and arranged for me to return home before you destroy most of Europe for the church's folly." Lisa's wondrous voice continued to echo, and I could feel my heart again. "Love, I doubt I could get you to stop completely. The shopkeeper was even advocating explosives." Lisa said with a grimace, her face wrinkling alive and well, with just a smidgen of soot still on her nose, bringing all that almost happened back into the forefront of my mind.
"That's an idea, the churches all exploding at once. Taking the bishops and the pope with them, removing the root of the problem. Human ignorance. "I almost lost you to those dirty lechers, in robes. How could I ever..."

"Love, don't lose your head. Please just..." She let out a sigh. "I would like you to not hurt anyone, but that's not going to happen." At least Lisa was being realistic right now... "You told them a year, so in a year, if they have shown remorse, you will withhold your temper. If they don't, well, please just remove the ones that spurned this, please." I think my frozen heart just melted once again.

"Very well, my dear... I suppose removing the clergy would be acceptable."

My love gathered her wits and stood with her most lovely and enchanting pose. "Now I have a debt to settle with the nice Shopkeep that brought me here and helped me. He asked for a few books, and I think you should meet... an odd fellow. Not human, no matter how much he pretends at times."

"I suppose I should meet the man that stole away so much of your attention," I said with a smile. "And thank him for keeping you safe from harm."

Entering the strange portal this being uses was interesting; there was no reading of the balance of space and time. A peaceful transition, like entering through a well-worn opening or running your hands through a gap in an old blanket. While the transition was simple itself, the little shop on the other side was not. In all my years...
I have never encountered anything more alien yet mundane than this. Sunlight crystalized and pretended to be windows, conceptualized wood acted as floorboards, and the air I breathed solidified hope and greed. Yet, when I blink, everything returns to a mundane shop with a smiling salesman in a suit and an assistant milling about.

"Ah, you found your husband, Lisa? Good, good. Now, Mr. Dracula, I hear you are in the market for some bombs? I have a lovely little number over here. This bad boy not only vaporizes your enemies but also reverses the gender of everyone in the blast radius for an extra insult." His teeth were sharp, his eyes slitted. He is not a man, yet he isn't a monster either.

"Before any business, I wanted to pay you for rescuing my wife. I have no idea what I would have done without her…"
"Ah, if the flow of time is right, you were going to aim for getting all of vampiredom and as much of humanity killed and, hopefully, taking yourself with them…" The shopkeeper stated with surety, and some hollow part of me that was still a monster recognized it as something I would do… "On a more pleasant note, I'm afraid that I cannot accept payment for rescuing your wife. This is not a reflection on you or her but on the nature of myself and this store. All are welcome, man, monster, beast, god, or devil. It matters not. Since she entered the door, she was subject to my hospitality. Further, the charlatans posing as holy men were aiming to violate another rule: violent conflict is prohibited. I could no more prevent the men from harming your wife than a man can force himself to abstain from breath." The shopkeeper spoke with all the passion one would give when describing how one should maintain proper posture. This being is more like my own kin and the fae than I had first believed. His nature is bound to those rules.

"Very well, I will procure payment for my wife's debt, and afterward, we will trade…" I'll take a few poor trades if he won't/can't accept my gratitude directly. The man must have realized my plan since he is giving a small half-frown of annoyance.



"So that was Dracula? As in the Dracula?" Sam asked when the happy couple finally left, taking many fine pieces of jewelry and augmentation for his wife. Honestly, my work on Lisa is my finest work yet. A complex weave of Phoenix Heart and Verdant Seeds makes the woman all but immortal, with a capacity for regeneration that approaches werewolves' own skill. Vlad was quite happy to have that as a backup plan for his wife, though whether he remains happy with the new stamina boost she has will remain the question. After all, a vampire only has so much blood flow in them.

"Yup, one of the most brilliant and powerful beings on Earth. Quite the family man as well... Well, that was exciting, wasn't it? Now, help me move all this junk." I hooked my finger over to the honestly horrifyingly large collection of valuables. Tools, books, mystical components, grimoires, histories; Vlad made it his mission to overpay in the most creative ways. Arguing and badgering me to enchant numerous bits and bobs just to raise the value, and he had the gall to feign sorrow at having 'no paltry riches, only old junk to trade.' Is this how others feel when I get creative with my deal-making?

World Connection: Castlevania (Netflix)
 
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So the next world will be?

Disgaea of Video Games with Item Worlds is in the Future?

I mean, it has lots of God's and Demons.
 
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