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Out of the depths of early-2000s edgyness, comes the Lord of Outland. Enter his realm at your own peril, mortals!




May I have your attention, please?
May I have your attention, please?
Will the real Betrayer please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Betrayer please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen an elven person before
Jaws all on the floor like Med like Lothar just burst in his tower
And started whoopin' his ass like a jealous lover
They first were friends, fighting trolls in the war
It's the return of the "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just cast what I think he did, did he?"
And Magtheridon said... nothing, you idiots!
Magtheridon's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha!)

Sentinel women love Illidan
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, Betrayer, I'm sick of him
Look at him, gliding' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who, " "Yeah, but he's so cute though."
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse than what's goin' on in the paladins' dormrooms
Sometimes I wanna let some naga get loose
But can't, but it's cool for Elune to hump a live moose

"My hand is on your lips, my hand is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, I might just drain a few years
And that's the message that we deliver to little elves
And expect them not to know what the hell Fel's
Of course they're gonna know what demonology is
By the time they hit four K
They've got the Nessingway Channel, don't they?

We ain't nothin' but troll-men—well, some of us, cannibals
Who cut other humanoids open like cantaloupes
But if we can live dead animals and antelopes
Then there's no reason that a gnome and another gnome can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Elves, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes

I'm the Betrayer, yes I'm the real Betrayer
All you other Betrayers are just imitating
So won't the real Betrayer please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm the Betrayer, yes I'm the real Betrayer
All you other Betrayers are just imitating
So won't the real Betrayer please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?

Velen don't gotta curse in his spells to kill demons
Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Pally?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Ill, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can sit me here next to Magni Bronzebeard?
Shit, Jaina Proudmoore better switch me chairs
So I can sit next to Arthas Menethil and Kael Sunstrider
And hear 'em argue over who was the first to ride her
Little witch put an ice blast on me
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's obsessed with Ty, hee-hee."
I should blow up her Isle with a mana bomb or 3
And show Azeroth how I solve problems to a T

I'm sick of you little Alliance and Horde groups
All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
And there's a million of us just like me
Who curse like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
With tats like me, glaives, wings and horns like me
And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me

I'm the Betrayer, yes I'm the real Betrayer
All you other Betrayers are just imitating
So won't the real Betrayer please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
'Cause I'm the Betrayer, yes I'm the real Betrayer
All you other Betrayers are just imitating
So won't the real Betrayer please stand up
Please stand up, please stand up?
 
Alright, this bordergore is horrendous. Clearly, the Alliance and the Dark Alliance needs to sign a peace, wait for the Dark Portal to open, then launch a counterinvasion and start cleaning up the borders in Outland.

Pretty borders trump everything.
 
Btw. I never wanted to recruit Draenei against the Sporelings. Only against the Legion (and those local brown orc commanders who are a nuisance to everyone).

I ordered the Naga to lift the sieges of Draenei areas to show we're serious about a truce, but allowed the Naga to expand against the Sporelings on their own if they so wish to make up for leaving the Draenei alone.
 
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Not my faction, but: Would Jarod be an option? I'm pretty sure that he's the best candidate - being a hero on par with Tyrande and Malfurion - if he is willing to take up the post.
 
Magnive said:
Not my faction, but: Would Jarod be an option? I'm pretty sure that he's the best candidate - being a hero on par with Tyrande and Malfurion - if he is willing to take up the post.
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I don't think he would considering he's in self-imposed exile due to the polarization that happened to night elf society after the War of the Ancients. Also I think it very unlikely he would return to a Night Elf society that is once again polarized seeing as that's why he left in the first place.
 
Have been binge reading the IC thread, man this blood bath is great. Never thought Dark Horde would manage to win the siege of Stormwind, but hey, it happened so I was wrong. Watching Night Elves slowly crumble was amazing. Flying ships op. Jaina's strategic teleport op, plz nerf.

Have been rooting for Brotherhood, Dark Horde and Night Elves since the beginning, the Horde gave one hell of a fight, Night Elves brought it on themselves. Brotherhood's campaings have been really well planned imo.

Are there any positions that are still open?
 
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Varder said:
Have been binge reading the IC thread, man this blood bath is great. Never thought Dark Horde would manage to win the siege of Stormgarde, but hey, it happened so I was wrong. Watching Night Elves slowly crumble was amazing. Flying ships op. Jaina's strategic teleport op, plz nerf.

Have been rooting for Brotherhood, Dark Horde and Night Elves since the beginning, the Horde gave one hell of a fight, Night Elves brought it on themselves. Brotherhood's campaings have been really well planned imo.

Are there any positions that are still open?
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You mean Stormwind right? :p

Magical Girl Jaina-Chan frowns at u calling her OP. Please stay in the spotlight as she fires up friendship beams.
 
Varder said:
Have been binge reading the IC thread, man this blood bath is great. Never thought Dark Horde would manage to win the siege of Stormgarde, but hey, it happened so I was wrong. Watching Night Elves slowly crumble was amazing. Flying ships op. Jaina's strategic teleport op, plz nerf.

Have been rooting for Brotherhood, Dark Horde and Night Elves since the beginning, the Horde gave one hell of a fight, Night Elves brought it on themselves. Brotherhood's campaings have been really well planned imo.

Are there any positions that are still open?
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Thank you, I try my best. I did have the advantage of the first Stormwind player being super incompetent which allowed me to gain momentum.
 
Varder said:
Have been binge reading the IC thread, man this blood bath is great. Never thought Dark Horde would manage to win the siege of Stormwind, but hey, it happened so I was wrong. Watching Night Elves slowly crumble was amazing. Flying ships op. Jaina's strategic teleport op, plz nerf.

Have been rooting for Brotherhood, Dark Horde and Night Elves since the beginning, the Horde gave one hell of a fight, Night Elves brought it on themselves. Brotherhood's campaings have been really well planned imo.

Are there any positions that are still open?
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Draenor has just opened up.
 
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