Water slide
Where did it go wrong last time? We put out a box of women's underwear and used traps like Ranma planned, then those traps failed, horribly. Then we attacked and he kicked out asses. I don't think he really tried, he just moved and we went down.
Dick. Everyone was healed now and we sat around sensei's kitchen table. Sensei was fixing breakfast for us. He put sausages and eggs in front of us.
"Protein, you kids are going to need it."
A woman walked in, she was wearing one of Sensei's dress shirts, her eyes were bleary and tired, she was also wearing a pair of men's boxers. Sensei handed her a cup of coffee, she gave him a light kiss on the neck.
"Have to get to work."
"Take care of yourself, Subaru."
She kissed him again as he gave her a boxed lunch. He then sat at the table like nothing happened. Ranma smiled, and nodded his head, Ukyo just blinked in shock.
"So Sensei, is..."
"IT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!"
Sensei coughed as the ninja yelled.
"It appears I'm not without my charms."
He gave a small smile and then frowned at us.
"So, I talked to your parents and they understood, so where did the three of you go wrong?"
Ranma grimaced at the coffee, not used to the taste.
"He was too fast?"
I thought about it, as Ranma strategized.
"We used a physical trap when we should have used an array."
Sensei smiled.
"Your a mage Ru, I expect you to fight like a mage, now I'm going to leave because I don't officially approve of this at all and let the young people make their own mistakes."
I looked at my teammates.
"Give me a box of chalk and I can kill a god."
Ranma and Ukyo went out to get to get supplies.
I drew on the ground, my array gathering both my energy and the energy of the world around us. I hid in a trashcan, my energy connected to the seal.
"GIVE ME BACK MY PRETTIES!"
He's toying with them, all of us know he's that much faster then this. Ranma lands on his feet, runs and I set off the array. Happosai falls to his knees. I get up out of the trash can and he glares as I activate the effects of the array one by one. Suddenly he's slower, his massive Ki reserves are being eaten up. Fueling the growing magical chains keeping him tethered to the spot.
Ranma and Uyko attacked as one, I maintained the array stopping Happosai from damaging it. His look of glee shifted, becoming one of determination. He moved faster I sped up the drain, the slowing effects and everything else I could. My friends needed me to do this, even with the array, it took both of them working as a team to keep him down.
Eventally though the old man fell to his knees, his face weary.
"My Pretties..."
He fell to the ground, Ranma looked at me.
"He down Ru?"
"Not quite yet, he's faking it to trick you, give it a few."
Happosai rose and the fight started again, he fought with the power of a frenzied tiger. I drained his energy to contain his power to repair and protect the buildings in the alleyway. I could feel his reserves dropping, getting lower lower, and he was finally down.
"Picking on an old... man..."
He closed his eyes and we chained him up. The three of us walked back to the cave where he had been imprisoned and moved him in. We walled off the cave and walked away, we walked back to Sensei's place.
He rose an eyebrow.
"I assume you won?"
I nodded my head, I smelled steak.
"Come in, I have guests tonight."
"Hey, it's the crone."
Ranma got a light wack on the head.
"Respect, it's not that hard of a concept."
She took a bite of steak, Ranma smiled as he got his portion. I noticed though that the table had an empty steat with plates neatly arranged.
"Sorry I'm late."
Our jaws dropped as Happosai calmly walked into the house and took his seat.
"So Macuffin-sensei you got my steak ready?"
"Almost, you young punk."
Haposai laughed and then noticed Cologne.
"Oh...."
She froze as well her face sad.
"Yeah... been awhile hasn't it?"
"I...um...still."
A look of pain was choked down and he smiled.
"Trying to steel my little pretties."
The steak was put on his plate and he smiled as he ate it.
"Oh and to you three, good job on the trap, A for effort. Ranma-chan? I guess your worthy to be my student."
He turned to Sensei.
"Your boy's pretty damned impressive."
Sensei nodded his head.
"I told you he was damned good."
We ate in silence staring at Happosai, until Ukyo finally broke the silence.
"How? We chained you up, we put a bolder."
Happosai chuckled.
"Kid, that wasn't nearly enough to defeat me."
Ranma blinked.
"But the old man?"
Happosai rolled his eyes.
"Have you seen that cave? No food, no water? Kid if they had pulled it off I would be dead."
"Then you?"
Ranma gestured.
"Waited ten years to play a prank on them, you should have seen the look on their faces, it was so worth it."
Ranma blinked a finger in the air.
"I guess I respect that and stuff."
The meal continued in awkward silence.