Winning Vote:
Not A Single One
Swimming
Fighting
First Free Week
Volkhard woke up early to set off in search of a good place to learn to swim. Clan Tumbleberry's new home had a number of small brooks and streams that wove down from the hills and enjoyed the meadows. None of them were terribly big, which helped with keeping children from trouble, but for a Halfling trying to get into them on purpose… The babbling brooks and steady streams were about good enough for washing his feet and nothing more.
Volkhard sighed as he went over to the western river. It was a particularly nice shade of blue today. Perhaps it was the way the sun hit it, perhaps it was trying to beckon him in. Either way, he knew well enough that he needed to find a safe place to practice if he didn't want to be washed away again. A sandwich later and he set off south, he'd walked much of the river up to the north, so it was better to get exploring someplace he hadn't already been.
It didn't take long to come across the small pool where water eddied and spun outside of the tug of the greater river. He tested the water with one foot, found it relatively warm, and begin to strip down to practice his swimming. That first day went poorly. The water kept splashing into his face, he couldn't stop kicking errant stones and as hard as he tried he simply couldn't make himself float.
The second day was about one quarter in the pool and three-quarters begging to Quinsberry to help him learn how to do this. The first time he'd slipped over the ridge of the pool and into the pull of the river had been terrifying, the fifth had been irritating. His swimming was really just walking in the water, a charitably named wade. And unfortunately, the pool was deeper at the far edge so he couldn't go very far out with his wading-walking-swim before he'd be dragged by the current into banging his knee on the edge of the pool and out into the river proper.
Perhaps Quinsberry took pity on him that third day because he didn't get dragged out into the river once. His swimming didn't exactly improve, he was still bouncing across the pool bottom as he swam and if he tried to swim across a river again he'd probably just drown. Sat in a muddy wet puddle and looking over at his clothes on the rock beside him he flopped onto his back and looked up at the clouds. One of them did rather look like a goat. He'd had two things in mind for his free week, this and getting some practice swinging that stick of his. Perhaps it was time to start on the latter.
Of course, swinging a stick around was hardly going to teach him how to win a fight. He'd need to swing his stick at someone. Cousin Sophie Tallowman was excited for the chance to swing her stick when Volkhard mentioned it to her. That should have been his first warning. She took him up to the top of the hill where she was supposed to be tending the family aurochs and after giving them a quick headcount proceed to give him a stern talking to like she was some sort of Elder. "Your posture's all wrong, spread your feet out. No, you Dolt," A whack on the leg with a stick, "not that far out."
Volkhard grumbled and mumbled under his breath that he was still in bandages, and he had a very good posture normally and he most certainly was not a Dolt. "Now try and whack me with your stick." Volkhard waved it softly in a slow whoosh before stepping forward and bringing it down in a quick crack. It bounced off of Cousin Sophie's stick, out of his hand and he was summarily rewarded with a whack on his arm.
"Oy, I'm injured you know." Cousin Sophie simply smiled, turned her head to gaze over at the aurochs and mouth some quick numbers, and then crossed her arms.
"Pick it up then, I'm doing you a favour you know." Volkhard trudged over to his stick, flourished it like he'd seen an Ashfield do once and leapt. Which had resulted in another whack and some choice remarks about copying 'Show-Off Ashfields'. The first day with Cousin Sophie had continued much the same way and he returned to his wagon, after another clanling came to tend the herd, with more bruises than he'd had before. But that was fine, he was going to get Cousin Sophie tomorrow.
And he did not. She must have had a particularly good night's sleep, for she was far more energetic than the day before. Dodging out of the way of Volkhard's stumbling swings with a giggle and whacking him on arm and leg with her stick while commenting on the latest gossip, Cousin Sophie was certainly enjoying herself. "Did you hear that Cousin Ellinrat got a stern talking to from Elder Tumbleberry yesterday?" Volkhard tried to make use of her distraction gossiping to swing under her arm and catch a rib.
A solid whack on the bottom later and he was disabused of the notion that Cousin Sophie has been distracted by her gossiping. "I saw her crying afterwards you know. I bet it was because she was making eyes at that Littlefoot lad the other day. You know the one. He's married but he's got a wandering eye." Volkhard nodded and paid for his distraction with a stick bouncing off his ribs. "Well, he's married to a Tumbleberry and Elder Tumbleberry doesn't like the idea of him being tempted too much. Wandering eyes are one thing, but a married Halfling with wandering hands is bit more bother."
They sparred for the remainder of the day with some gossip added in. Had Cousin Sophie been an Elder she'd probably have taught him something by now. Being another clanling like himself however, she seemed to be more interested in these spars as a chance to avoid herdling's boredom.
The third day could have gone better. "I'm thinking this year'll be my last Hyacinth's festival as a free lass. You know what I mean? I'm getting too old not to have a husband to enjoy it with." She parried Volkhard's wild swing. It was never going to land; he'd gone far too wide and almost dropped it. "Course Esmerelda's first. We'll need to make some pies for that." She paused to consider herself. "I hope my husband makes good pie".
"You could pick one out during Pie Week and then start something with him the next month?" Volkhard tilted his head. Cousin Sophie tilted hers to one side as well.
"I knew it would be a good idea to take you up here with me". She grinned and then her eyes went wide, and she sprinted across the hill to where Volkhard could just about see an aurochs making a break for freedom. He plopped down onto his bottom and watched Cousin Sophie chase the aurochs. If she didn't catch it she'd be in for a stern talking to.
Unfortunately, much like his swimming, he didn't seem to have made much progress with his stick swinging. Maybe he'd get back to it when he was next given a free week. Maybe he'd get someone less whack-happy than Cousin Sophie to help him out next time. Still, he could go have a lie down and sleep and eat off some of these bruises.
Month 2
With his free week at an end and the second month beginning, Volkhard was again in the press of Halflings listening for Elder Tumbleberry to call out an interesting job to assign themselves to. There was time enough for two jobs, but with Pie Week only next month many Halflings were wondering if they'd even be able to celebrate it. Fortunately, the field that Volkhard had brought the ploughs for was already seeing shoots and there was some hope that Pie Week would go ahead.
[] Plowing Farms
[] Foraging the Northern Forest
-[] For Food
-[] For Wood
[] Digging Out Burrows
-[] Family Tallowman's Houses
-[] A Kitchen
[] Getting Some Hollyfoot Tools
-[] Borrowing
-[] Buying
[] Cooking the Meals
[] Herding the Aurochs and Goats
[] Butchering Duty
[] Exploring
-[] West of the Western River
-[] East of the Eastern River
-[] South into the Mountains
-[] Into the Northern Forest
-[] Friedbert Kriesel's Village
-[] A Styrigen Village