Unprecedented Times [A Pokemon Ranger Quest]

[X][Whismur's Name] DJ
[X][Emergency Mission] Amberfrond Town

while Whismur is great underground, I'm not so sure for the 'escort' part of the mission. idk seems like there may be some collateral damage there with non-Whismur friendlies around.

also I like DJ for referencing sound
 
See, and we're coming back around to your comment on pokemon-eating-pokemon here, I find that a lot of the time, the "animals do exist" is a piece of lore people implement because they also have the worldbuilding facet where every Pokemon is at least loosely capable of understanding human speech and they don't want to blend that with the existence of people eating steak dinners and whatnot. This is understandable in that case, as it really does kind of turn the planet into a nightmare dimension when you consider it for longer than a few seconds. As established before now, this isn't the case in the quest; a Tauros is, ultimately, a bull, even if it's maybe a smidge smarter, and that burger you're eating is, in fact, probably made out of Tauros and Miltank meat, full stop. Pokemon in this quest are killed for meat.
This bit reminded me of the Pokemon Veluza from Gen 9, which sheds bits of meat using its signature move:
Pokemon Scarlet said:
When Veluza discards unnecessary flesh, its mind becomes honed and its psychic power increases. The spare flesh has a mild but delicious flavor.
 
[X][Whismur's Name] B.B.
[X][Emergency Mission] New Mauville



Also, the Hisuian Zorua image is from Bulbapedia, if there's a problem it's alas not one I can really fix.

Uh, that is probably why it doesn't work. Bulbapedia blocks the use of its images from off site in order to prevent bandwidth being wasted by non visitors.

You need to download the images and reupload to imgur or another image host.
Otherwise only people who have been to Bulbapedia recently can see the image from their browser cache
 
Uh, that is probably why it doesn't work. Bulbapedia blocks the use of its images from off site in order to prevent bandwidth being wasted by non visitors.

You need to download the images and reupload to imgur or another image host.
Otherwise only people who have been to Bulbapedia recently can see the image from their browser cache
Ah, bugger. Not entirely certain how to do that. I'll finish the omake I'm currently working on, and then I'll look it up. Thanks for the advice.
 
Correspondence between Professor and Doctor | [BreadBattalion]
My attempt at something a little different.

Correspondence between Professor and Doctor
Professor Oak, apologies for the abrupt letter, but I needed to inform you about an incredible discovery. You know of the SCP gene, correct? Yes, that particular headache. The Shiny Colored Pokémon gene, still a horrible name by the way, has been a mystery for decades. When expressed, it causes Pokémon to develop proteins that cause them to display a different coloration as opposed to their standard one. How and why these 'Shiny' Pokémon come about has been a mystery for decades. However, through a stroke of luck, a researcher was able to collect DNA samples of two newborn Pichu. The two were identical twins save for one difference: their coloration. Through extensive research, Dr. Arbor was able to isolate a certain sequence of DNA that coded for the expression of the SCP gene. From there, came more experiments to determine how the gene differed in other species. Yet, with each experiment, the more perplexing the results. Each study found the same gene. SCP did not diverge at all in any population, and it did not change between any species. Every Pokemon's DNA that was studied, Bulbasaur, Lapras, even Slugma, each and every one of them had an identical copy of the SCP gene! Even those extinct Pokémon that my coworkers in the Paleontology department revived, Pokémon that have been extinct for millions of years, were found to contain this specific DNA sequence!

I know you already know this, but I must reiterate to highlight the significance of this recent discovery. Last month, a top explorer named Jones returned from an expedition to the unknown regions south of Orre. He came by the Institute with a hair sample of what he believed to be evidence of a previously undiscovered Pokémon. We get requests like this all the time and so ran some DNA tests to see if it matched with any known Pokémon. It did, but it was no known species. It was that damn sequence staring right back at us again! All of the DNA, a continuous repeat of the SCP sequence! As you can imagine, this nearly caused a riot back at the labs. Another, more funded and better planned, expedition is in the works. I'm planning on joining them. I know I haven't been in the field for quite some time, but this could be the discovery of the decade, no the century! I need to know the answer to this mystery. Hopefully, our voyage into this 'Guyana' will uncover more samples, if not the Pokémon itself. Oh right, you're working on that Pokedex of yours, correct? Well in that case you'll be pleased to know that this unknown Pokémon has been tentatively named 'Mew.'

-Dr. Fuji
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A copy of the last correspondence between Professor Oak and Dr. Fuji before the Cinnabar Catastrophe. This letter was donated by Professor Oak to the Cinnabar Island Memorial Museum which was constructed to memorialize those lost in the Cinnabar Catastrophe where an explosion occurred within the Cinnabar Island Institute of Science demolishing the campus. The museum serves as a reminder of the tragedy which claimed the lives of many of the brilliant minds working and studying at the Institute. Dr. Fuji was one of the researchers present at the time of the Catastrophe. Though his remains were never found, it is presumed that he lost his life alongside many other unfortunate souls during the incident.
This originally came about due to me wanting to write about Pokemon genetics. There's probably a good chunk of stuff wrong with the stuff I wrote, but I thought it would be pretty fun to write this. So for explanations. In this, the existence of shiny Pokemon is basically a very long con prank by Mew to mess with scientists in the future and drag them into a giant game of hide and seek.

For Cinnabar Mansion, I decided to make it a former mansion that was refurbished as the central building for a new university. As such, the rampage of Mewtwo and the destruction of the mansion was a very big deal as many of the top scientists at the time perished alongside many other people who were on the campus. It could be considered as one of the worst disasters the Kanto region has faced in recent history though the cause was very unclear.
 
[X][Whismur's Name] Whistle
[X][Emergency Mission] Amberfrond Town
 
Tandemaus Participation In Squawkabilly Interflock Wars | [aimlessPolymath]
Tandemaus Participation In Squawkabilly Interflock Wars
R. Haya, J. Oron.​

Abstract:
In this study, we evaluate Tandemaus tribalism and warfare as a function of Squawkabilly territory. We find that Tandemaus tend to align closely with Squawkabily with whom they are in a symbiotic relationship, to the point of doing battle against their flock's enemies, but that this loyalty is not to the death; Tandemaus in conquered territories surrender rather than fighting to the death and are frequently converted to the victor's flock. As one consequence, Squawkabilly nest size is found to correlate with recent conquest.

Background:
The rodent Pokemon Tandemaus, and its evolution, Maushold, are a common urban Pokemon in Paldea. They exhibit tremendous coordination ability- among multinodal Pokemon, they possess an extreme ability to separate their bodies over moderate distances while remaining coordinated. In groups, this intratelepathic power is amplified, letting groups of Tandemaus organize themselves effectively under the direction of a singular Maushold. [1]

Squawkabilly are a common urban avian Pokemon in eastern Paldea. They are most notable for their tribalism- the four colors of Squawkabily are extremely intemperate, and fight frequently amongst themselves for territory. [2]

The symbiotic relationship of the Tandemaus line with avian Pokemon in Paldean cities is well documented. A leader Maushold offers a show of deference to an avian Pokemon, then directs their their subordinate Tandemaus to retrieve sticks, stones, and other loose trash which the avian Pokemon uses to build its nest; in exchange, the avian Pokemon provides protection against predators, particularly the ghost-types endemic to eastern Paldea cities, and refrains themself from preying on the 'servant' rodents. [3][4] On occasion, they have been seen riding avian Pokemon [5].

However, no study has yet been performed on the intersection of these two species- how Tandemaus subordinate to a Squawkabilly react to victories or defeats of their erstatz 'ruler'.

Methods:
This study used four primary axes of observation. First, cameras were placed facing the rooftops of Artazon, Levincia, and Zapapico Towns (the major urban environments hosting Squawkabilly) to photograph Squawkability movement and combat over a two-month period. Second, Tandemaus in Levincia were captured, banded, and released biweekly over the same period. Third, Squawkabilly nests were identified and periodically photographed with the assistance of a Pokemon with teleportation capabilities. Fourth, the reports of Squawk About It!, a column in a Levincia periodical in Levincia covering Squawkabilly fights and territory changes, were collated and processed as a measure of tribal territory shifts.

[...]

After observing interflock combat involving Tandemaus, camouflaged cameras were placed facing identified Squawkabilly nests to observe the participation of Tandemaus in inter-flock combat and conquest; additionally, night-vision cameras were placed facing the streets near the borders of contested territory.

Results

As expected, Tandemaus were observed within and around Squawkabillly nests. When they were present during raids from rival flocks, they participated on the side of the defender. When struck, they typically feign defeat, with one member of the pair pretending to faint while the other drags them off. However, an unexpected factor was the presence of Tandemaus on the attacking side. Tandemaus, frequently bearing feathers of the attacking side, frequently engaged opposing Tandemaus in direct combat.

[Image: A tandemaus pair. They're wearing a blue feather, and is slightly blurry due to being in the process of jumping from a blue Squawkabilly's back.]

Tactics observed included the following:
-Tandemaus dropping from the backs of Squawkabilly directly into enemy nests.
-Tandemaus directly boarding opposing Squawkabilly during close-quarters aerial combat.
-Tandemaus executing coordinated night attacks by stealth to steal nesting material.
-Tandemaus luring Ghost-type Pokemon such as Shuppet to Squawkabilly nests.
-Tandemaus grabbing and kidnapping Tandemaus from opposing nests. The kidnappees generally did not resist, and were observed fighting along their kidnappers in later conflicts.

[A number of images follow.]

One notable observation is that Tandemaus tagged locations did not correlate with Squawkabilly locations. Tandemaus did not individually move significantly over the observed period; on average, they moved by approximately a block (90m) between measurement periods (n=23, measured biweekly). However, their loyalty was in all cases tied to the nearest controlling Squawkabilly. In one case, the same Tandemaus pair was observed fighting on three different sides across different observations.

[...]

Finally, Squawkabilly nest size tended strongly to correlate with recent conquests, with material theft mediated by Tandemaus support during transport. A single conquest converted into as much as a full foot of height. One particularly aggressive individual managed three conquests across two weeks, leading to a three-foot nest. Several Tandemaus aligned with said Squawkabilly were observed carrying multiple of their feathers.

In no cases did any Maushold participate in the conflict.

Discussion

While Squawkabilly conflicts are well documented through eastern Paldea, this is the first record of a secondary species participating in said conflict. Tandemaus do not just participate, they participate enthusiastically, treating it as a play activity. Defeated Tandemaus are treated as 'losers of the game', but are not considered losers in any other form.

[...]

It is hypothesized that Maushold may benefit from participation in these conflicts later on in development, due to their Population Bomb move. Experience coordinating these raids is likely to be beneficial later in life when they must manage a horde of summoned bodies.

Special Thanks
Special thanks to Nolan, this researcher's Abra, for assistance placing cameras and observing key moments of battle.

Special thanks to Alba and Elba, the writers of Squawk About It!

[1]: M. Calendula, A Comprehensive Study of the Normal-Type, Vol 62: The Tandemaus Line. XXYZ.

[2]: M. Calendula, A Comprehensive Study of the Flying-Type, Vol 71: The Squawkabilly Line: XXYZ.

[3]: Jordan, Tandemaus Traders: Murkrow. Nature Volume LXXVI, XX92.

[4]: Elm, Squawkabilly Feathers And Decoration. Nature Volume LXV, YY08.

[5]: Regional Geographic CVII, p. 36. YY23.
 
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[X][Whismur's Name] Whistle

Vaguely ironic! Creative utility! I approve.

[X][Emergency Mission] Amberfrond Town

... Let's not get ourselves mixed up in a horde of rock-types and steel-types that our normal-type is super not good at handling. There're probably freaking Aron in those mountains. They'd tear our poor Whismur to pieces. Two hundred Whismur shouting 24/7/365 is a nightmare. One Whismur all on their own is... not.
 
[X][Whismur's Name] Whistle
[ ][Emergency Mission] Mauville Plains
[ ][Emergency Mission] Amberfrond Town


It should be noted that for the above two missions, we aren't necessarily tasked with battling the frightened wild pokemon, as opposed to New Mauville, which specifically states that our job will be to protect engineers from aggressive wild pokemon while travelling in the tunnels.

Mauville Plains specifies that we're going to be part of a larger relocation effort, meaning we're more likely to have backup. Whereas Amberfrond specifies that we're protecting the firefighters from fleeing wild pokemon, meaning we don't have to knock out pokemon, merely redirect them away from the fire fighters.

[X][Emergency Mission] Amberfrond Town
 
I'm gonna be something of a very busy bee today (I'll end voting sometime this evening) so I don't have time to wax poetic at the moment! Still, some replies;

Correspondence between Professor and Doctor

Added to the non-canon omake list! I find the image of Mew playing a long con like this funny but unfortunately a "shiny" in this quest is just a grouping of non-standard colorations, including things such as albinism.

(That said this is still quite good and quite a humanizing look at the people at Cinnabar, which I do truly appreciate. Thank you for writing this!)

Tandemaus Participation In Squawkabilly Interflock Wars

10 EXP for you. Spend it well, etc. Solid as always!
 
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The BerryDex, Part 1 of 5: Trainer's Friends | [BarnabusBarnabus]
The BerryDex, Part 1 of 5: Trainer's Friends
A. Shale et. al.​

This document is intended as a field guide for common and uncommon berries across the world. Each page will provide a brief description of a berry species' appearance, general geographical range, common uses, and some interesting facts - and, should the reader wish to use it, a spotter's checklist for the rarer berries. This initial chapter is on the most commonly useful "battle berries" which trainers are commonly seen to use.


The oran berry is perhaps the single most common berry species on the planet. It is ridiculously hardy - there are several pokétube channels that the author is aware of whose sole purpose is to test if an oran plant can survive the increasingly dangerous conditions and environments into which it is put, challenges which the berry rarely fails. It often takes direct pokémon attacks, or simulated natural disasters, to kill this plant. As such, it is found nearly everywhere - in any decently wild area, it will be the work of roughly half an hour or less to find a grove of the oran's distinctive orange foliage, from which it derives its name. The oran is not a tree - in fact, it is a monocotyledonous herb, much like a nanab, with long, palmate leaves and a trunk formed of dried, hardened leaf matter. Very few pokémon actively dislike the oran berry; the flavour is difficult to describe, but the worst that can be said of it is that it isn't particularly sweet. The flesh is firm but yielding, and once peeled can be cut with a spoon - it makes an excellent accompaniment to many desserts, providing something to cut the sweetness and cleanse the palate. The peel is also edible, and can be blended up to provide fiber to smoothies or dried to add into trail mix. The juice of the oran berry is a primary component in many low-level pokémon medicines, and can be used in a pinch as a medicine in and of itself - the cautious traveller should always carry a couple around for emergency's sake.


The sitrus berry is an incredible example of convergent evolution. The common misconception (to the point of being repeated without factchecking on several reputable websites) is that the sitrus berry is closely related to the oran, since they contain many of the same analgesic and regenerative compounds; this could not be further from the truth. The sitrus is a eudicotyledon, almost entirely unrelated to the oran, which even a cursory comparative glance at the plants in question could tell you. The sitrus tree has waxy, smooth-edged, silver-blue leaves, and has an actual woody trunk, with rough, red-brown bark. They are also much more limited in distribution than the oran - sitrus berries are difficult to find outside of the temperate band, as too high or too low temperatures can kill the plant. They are, however, more potent than oran berries - interestingly, increasing in efficacy with the strength of the pokemon to which they are applied. The biological mechanism behind this is a mystery, but has led to advances in medicine such as the max potion and full restore - tools which make the jobs of high-level league officials and pokémon rangers, who may battle for hours on end or spend days out in the wild with no access to a pokémon center, much easier. The fruit can be peeled - another similarity to the oran, but one that is quite literally only skin-deep, as internally they are structured entirely differently. A sitrus berry splits into eight segments, each of which is covered in an extremely fibrous membrane that must be peeled before it can be comfortably consumed by humans. The rich, smooth taste of the extremely juicy fruit is worth the effort, however - though fans of strong spicy flavours may find it a bit bland.


The leppa berry is one of the most widely cultivated berries in the world, but has one of the smallest natural ranges. It prefers temperate-leaning-cold climates, and only grows in springtime - poking out of the ground at the end of winter, flowering within a month or two, and fruiting and dying off only shortly after. It is morphologically similar to a tulip or a rose - a single stem produces a single, vividly pink flower, which produces one hard, near-spherical pome. This lifecycle - seasonally locked, taking a very long time to grow, and producing only a single fruit per successful plant - should make it extremely unappealing to cultivate, save for one thing. The leppa berry is one of the most commercially useful fruits on the entire planet. Leppa berries are used in medication, in the production of organic fertiliser, in high-end restaurants, and, of course, in training. Leppa berries are unbelievably energetically dense, and can provide a near-instantaneous energy boost on consumption. When added to mulch, a single leppa berry can accelerate the growth of a plant by full days. They are also a key ingredient in the common pokémon-safe caffiene substitute known as ether, and its more powerful counterpart, elixir. Culinarily, though, smaller leppa berries are prized for their density of flavour over their larger counterparts. Raw, they are extremely tough to eat, with the texture of unripe apple, but the challenge is worth it - they have no astringency to them whatsoever, and are exceedingly delicious. They are a key ingredient in many Galarian curries, and also go well in many excellent desserts.


The cheri berry is a cultural icon in the Indigo regions. The delicate white blossoms and shimmering, almost iridescent silver-blue leaves have captured the imagination since ancient times - as most of the literary and poetic canon of Konrin can attest. The fruit itself is a small, near-spherical red berry, mostly composed of hollow, fluid-filled cavities which contain the fruit's seeds. This fluid has relaxant properties, which see the fruit used as both a mild recreational drug and an antiparalytic during pokemon battles. The fluid is also extremely spicy, which lends itself well to culinary uses. Modern pharmaceutical technology has managed to formulate a commercial antiparalytic from cheri berries which does not possess the same level of spice as their origin fruit, which is a relief for everyone who has managed to accidentally apply the previous iterations of topical antiparalyitics to their mucous membranes. Several interest groups have lobbied to have possession of cheri berries made illegal for their narcotic uses, swearing to replace them with synthetic antiparalytics, but as no such substances have yet arisen and multiple other groups have lobbied against the very same cause, they have been broadly unsuccessful. Cheri berries cook down into excellent bases for sauces, if you can handle the spice - though quite a few berries are required to create a dish of any real volume - and they have been a perennial favourite in Galarian curries since they were imported. They are also an excellent ingredient in a summer salad.


The pecha berry is a very fragile fruit, inside which hides an incredibly durable seed pod. Roughly eighty percent of a pecha berry by volume is taken up by the pitted, heart-shaped seed pod, which is entirely hollow. Inside that pod are a collection of small, spherical seeds, which come loose when the fruit is ripe - a pecha orchard in full picking season rattles in the wind as the branches sway, and historically pecha pods have been used as toys for children and pokémon alike. Pecha trees grow up to about six feet, making them more accurately a shrub, and have sharp, elongate leaves which can appear silver-grey in strong sunlight. They share a general range with sitrus berries, but where sitrus have durable fruits but fragile plants, pecha trees can survive in hotter and colder climes so long as moisture characteristics are right. The primary use of the pecha berry is as a general antidote - the fruit contains chemicals with a similar structure to activated charcoal, which can absorb many poisons before they can damage the victim's system. Commercial pecha growers have been attempting to selectively breed smaller seed pods and more flesh for culinary use, and commercial antidotes use pecha-derived chemicals as their active ingredients. Pecha berries are primarily a dessert fruit - their sweetness is difficult to overcome, for savory food - but when pitted and grilled, make an excellent accompaniment to various meat dishes. And in terms of desserts, few berries beat them; pecha cobbler is a perennial favourite, but pies, pastries and parfaits are other excellent dishes.


The chesto berry is more properly called a drupe - they resemble a cashew in structure, with the large, blue fruiting body above and the cream-white drupe below, inside which is an edible nut. The chesto tree is tall, with smooth-edged leaves that exhibit pink or white variegation, and grows in large numbers wherever deciduous forests may be found. The nut of the chesto berry contains a fast-acting stimulant - pokémon who are preyed upon by users of hypnosis and sleep powder, such as Noctowl and Parasect, will often congregate around Chesto trees and keep such a seed stored between their teeth, so it will crack should they fall asleep suddenly. And, should the stimulant fail to wake them, the powerfully astringent taste almost certainly will. Chesto berries are used in the production of commercial anti-sleep medication, used in pokemon battles against pokémon who inflict sleep as a status effect, and recent research has shown promising applications in the field of narcolepsy treatment. All of the chesto berry is edible - fruit, drupe and nut - but only the nut contains high concentrations of the stimulant, and it is recommended that humans stick to the fruit over safety concerns. The dryness of the chesto's flavour pairs well with oily or greasy foods - pickled chesto is a popular burger topping, and it makes an excellent accompaniment to oily fish. There are also persistent rumors of a recipe for "Ranger Coffee" among the higher ranks of that illustrious organisation, using chesto nuts instead of coffee beans, but this author has found no evidence of such.


The rawst berry is native to Hoenn, Alola, Unova and Kanto, because of one critical factor that all these regions share. All of the listed regions contain an active volcano. Rawst berries grow best in ashy soil, spreading outwards along the ground in large patches rather than upwards as shrubs or trees. As the plant ages, the blue of the fruit deepens, the triangular leaves curl and darken from green to red-brown, and the pharmaceutical qualities of the plant increase - as does the corresponding bitter, medicinal taste. Rawst berries, when consumed orally or crushed into a poultice and applied topically, provide soothing effects to burns and scalds. Though this is no substitute for proper medical care, or even modern medicine derived from the plant, it works as an excellent stopgap measure when these things are unavailable. Many pokémon who live on the slopes of these great mountains graze on rawst berries, even Fire-types to whom they provide no medical benefit, because they are an abundant, easy food source. They make up a not insignificant portion of the diet of even generally carnivorous pokémon in these areas, which would cause significant pressure on these species should they lose this food source. It is hence recommended to not pick rawst berries wild, unless in need of urgent medical care, and instead buy from growers to preserve the habitat of these pokémon. The bitterness of rawst berries complements salty food excellently - stewed rawst berry is an excellent sauce for any saltwater fish, and raw they go surprisingly well with quality cheese.


The aspear berry is primarily found in the north of Sinnoh, the mountains of Unova and the far northeast of Almia, though there are specimens scattered across the cold places of the world. This is because in their tissues is a natural antifreeze, which permits the plant to survive where all others may die. The bright red needles of an aspear in fruiting have ever been a lifeline to beleagured mountain travellers and weary pokémon alike - although, to actually get into a fruit, drastic measures may have to be taken. The aspear's dense, grainy flesh is protected by a thick, leathery rind, which takes considerable force to pierce or crush. The secret is the point at which the stem connects to the fruit; a strong, sharp impact at the calyx and the rind will split, allowing it to be pulled apart. Another challenge will then present itself; whilst the antifreeze aspear berries produce is not poisonous, and is in fact beneficial to those that consume it, it is abombinably sour. Worse still, any attempts at selective breeding to reduce the sourness have also affected the efficacy of the fruit's antifreeze capabilities. Aspear berries are grown commercially for use in the production of both medical-grade and mechanical-grade de-icers, and for sale to those daring enough to attempt to consume them. (Relatedly, the famous Galarian cookbook which suggests that putting several aspear berries into a dish will add a "light aftertaste" is written by a vicious liar.) Culinary uses for aspear berries outside of pokémon food are limited, but they at least make a good base for jams and preserves - the acidity increasing the length of time for which they can be stored. Aspear ice-cream is fortunately impossible.


The persim berry is not a pretty fruit, but to dismiss it on these grounds would be folly. Its wrinkled, almost shrivelled appearance belies the fact that it is a powerful analgesic, and the strong taste is capable of snapping a human or pokémon out of exhaustion or battle-inflicted disorientation - much like the function of smelling salts. The plant itself is a small, scraggly shrub, gnarled and woody - it thrives at the edge of deserts, mesa and other dry environments. The berry absolutely loves the sun, and the skin grows smoother and more glossy the longer it is exposed to direct light. The persim berry is invaluable to the field of psychiatric medicine, and many extremely important medications can be synthesised from the chemicals contained within, whether directly or as a precursor. It is also used to synthesise over-the-counter headache pills, and a stronger, "Psyduck-grade" painkiller which is not available without a prescription. Like wild rawst berries, it is recommended against picking wild persim berries, because they make up a significant food source for the pokémon who live in the environments in which they grow. It is also recommended not to water persim berries overmuch - overwatering is the surest way to kill them save for perhaps blasting them with an Ice-type attack. The culinary applications of the persim are many and varied, with different cooking methods bringing out different aspects of it's unique taste - sour-sweet with hints of heat and tannins - but the most common use is in desserts, taking advantage of the sweet and sour flavours.


The lum berry is a biological miracle. There is simply no other way to put it. The previous six berries I have mentioned are known to palliate or cure the six common "status effects," as the trainer schools call them - paralysis, poison, sleep, burn, frost and confusion. The lum berry manages to do all of these things at once, and all this without any of the offensive sourness of the aspear berry or its derivatives! This wondrous capacity is brought back down to earth by a single fact; lum berries are incredibly difficult to cultivate. The lum berry requires very specific conditions to grow - not too much sun, not too much rain, and most critically, a network of other pre-established plants to leech off of. The lum berry grows from a parasitic vine, which by necessity will eventually kill its hosts. Responsibly cultivating lum berries, and minimising their environmental impact, is still an evolving science - mistakes have been made in the past, most critically the near-loss of an entire acre of forest just east of Hoenn's Lilycove Bay. However, lum berries are a precursor of both the full heal and the full restore - incredibly important and valuable medicines for high-level trainers, which will likely continue to be required in greater and greater numbers - so cultivation efforts are unlikely to stop soon. In the meantime, it is illegal to harvest lum berries without a valid research, farming or ranger license, and areas in which they grow are carefully patrolled by rangers to prevent any damage to the plants. As the author of this piece is in fact a registered professor, it can be confidently stated that lum berries are incredibly rich and juicy, and are best enjoyed either raw or preserved in honey - sweet lumezuke are a true delight.
 
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[X][Whismur's Name] Whistle

The mental image of a potential future Exploud being called something innocuous like Whistle is deeply amusing to me.
 
[Opening Post II] Vote Results
Okay! Whew, day's done. I am now closing the vote!

B.B. wins at 12 votes over Whistle's 10, and New Mauville wins over Amberfrond Forest at 19 to 17. I'll start working on the next chapter, and we'll officially be plunging feet-first into the first Ranger mission!

To complete this round-up:

The BerryDex, Part 1 of 5: Trainer's Friends

This is a wonderful bit of worldbuilding I want to highlight, too! I'm a sucker for weird and divergent food and this is absolutely a really cool primer on berries! More to the point, this has given me ideas to explore when it comes to future topics and missions as well as any backstory building I get to do in the time being. Also, it's just written in a way that's incredibly charming.

Thank you once again for this! I already threadmarked and granted you the illustrious privilege of 10 EXP back when I could only glance down at my phone for a bit, but I'm going to reaffirm it here.

I'll see you guys when I have the next chapter armed and ready!
 
Bronzor: Relics Of The Past | [aimlessPolymath]
Bronzor: Relics Of The Past
B. Tougan​


Bronzor is a metalloid Steel-Psychic type, composed of a highly reflective thin circular disk roughly 0.5m in diameter, with six nodules spaced evenly around the rim. Its flat metal surface is punctuated by two eyes; these eyes are a psychic projection, and when they are closed, its surface is roughly symmetrical. It moves by slow levitation. It evolves into Bronzong under unclear conditions that are believed to correlate with battling and worldly experience.

Bronzong, its evolution, has a body composed of a roughly cylindrical 'bell' 1.3 m in height, with two limbs emerging from two shoulders placed above its bell. Its eyes migrate to the surface of its 'bell'. A clapper is present inside the bell, but is too short to be seen from outside. These are the only members of the line capable of making sounds other than talk vocalizations, which they produce through their bell.

In The Wild
Bronzor are native to Sinnoh. Wild specimens are found near Mount Coronet, as well as in certain isolated caves such as Turnback Cave. However, the most common source of Bronzor and Bronzong is archeological excavation- unearthed specimens have been found buried all over Sinnoh, including in undersea shipwrecks (see Jubilife Style, below). Once uncovered, specimens appear inactive and/or deceased for anywhere between two minutes and six days, during which Pokeballs fail to register them as 'deceased', before abruptly beginning to levitate and behave as though it had never fainted.

It is unclear what, if anything, Bronzor requires for sustenance. It is clear that unearthed individuals were lacking in some key quality necessary for life, but it is heavily debated what they required for survival. It is currently believed that, if they do require substenance, they subsist off the awe and fear experienced by those looking into their surface or hearing Bronzong's bell (see Innate Capabilities, below).

Bronzor reproduction is unclear and may be impossible in the wild. Unlike Stonjourner and Baltoy, fellow created Pokemon who reproduce by crafting, Bronzor have never been observed reproducing, and have no interaction with Ditto. Negotiations are ongoing regarding the prospect of creating modern Bronzor [1].

History:
Bronzor is the third-oldest known humanmade Pokemon, after Stonjourner and Baltoy. Its provenance can be traced back to Sinnoh's earliest civilization, the so-called 'original folk'. Unearthed cities frequently contain Bronzor and Baltoy in prominent locations in the home. The two prevailing theories on Bronzor's origin are either that ancient Sinnovians living in what is now Veilstone created Bronzor, and development spread throughout the land along trade routes[2], or that Bronzor was a naturally spawned Pokemon who originated from copper puddles in Stark Mountain[3], and its creation was imitated by humans. A third, niche theory, suggests that Bronzor were spawned by some 'original source' within Mt. Coronet, evidenced by its presence in the wild. Barring an incredible act of psychic scrying or the testimony of a particularly forthcoming Bronzong, this debate will continue- and the Bronzong seem content to keep their secrets.

Today, Bronzor are used as decoration pieces, and as components of religious service. Bronzong bells are commonly rung on festival days as well as to sound alarms in case of wild Pokemon attack; in some cases, this has led to the wild Pokemon opting to turn and leave. Some Bronzong bells have been exported to Galar, but the majority remain in Sinnoh.

Innate Capabilities
Bronzor and Bronzong are psionically capable, roughly on par with a Swoobat or Stantler. Their most notable capability is their unusual ability to inspire feelings of awe and fear, bordering on religious devotion. For Bronzor, this is tied to their reflective capabilities. Those looking into Bronzor's mirror have reported feelings of self-reflection and revelation, or visions of their own reflection speaking to them and offering either scorn or forgiveness for some past wrongdoing. In contrast, Bronzong's powers are focused on their sound. Those hearing Bronzong's bell ring often speak of 'the world stopping to listen', experiencing a period of accelerated time in which they come to a decision on a future path, or occasionally seeing visions of faraway places.[7][8]

Additionally, it is believed that Bronzor and Bronzong have some form of protective abilities. Owners of a new Bronzor often report that their bad dreams are banished, as though Bronzor was acting as a shield against nightmares. These reports are unconfirmed; it is difficult to distinguish between genuine positive influence and a loyal Pokemon driving off a malicious Gastly who had been haunting their owner with nightmares. [7]

Subspecies:
Subspecies of Bronzor and Bronzong are distinguished by their artistic style, as well as by makers marks which persist after evolution. Five general families have been identified, named after their rough geographical location, based on different aesthetic designs:

Snowpoint Style:
Characterized by rough designs and imperfect alloys with clear tool markings left on Bronzor; a sign of low-temperature forging. Stylistically, favors repeated periodic patterns that make use of tool markings as decoration. Decorations include embedded crystals, as well as copper inlays pounded into place with a hammer. Nine distinct maker's marks have been identified. Bronzor and Bronzong of this style favor aggressive physical strategies such as Gyro Ball, Bulldoze, and Heavy Slam, and tend to be somewhat larger, heavier, and bulkier than other members of the species.

Stark Mountain Style:
Characterized by smoothed edges, as though cast from a mold, then sanded down. Stylistically, favors smooth, rippling patterns in the metal, emulating a wave. A small number of Bronzor are observed with extremely rough backs suggesting an improvised rock mold, including rock chips that may have broken off when Bronzor broke off its mold. Decorations include obsidian and basalt chips protruding from the edges of the 'waves'. Eighteen distinct maker's marks have been identified, three of which are also present in Bronzor found in the Veilstone Style. Bronzor and Bronzong of this style favor high-powered special attacks such as Psychic, Solar Beam, and Hyper Beam, and tend to be forged of a heat-resistant nickel-copper alloy that makes them sought after as checks to Fire-types.

Veilstone Style:
Characterized by sharp edges and extremely flat surfaces, with precision comparable to modern industrial milling techniques. The methods used by the Celestica to have created pieces with this level of precision is hotly debated[2][5]; this debate is beyond the scope of this guide. Stylistically, favors geometric angles and shapes, as well as precise symmetries. Decorations include embossed geometric patterns of a different metal. A staggering eighty-seven different maker's marks have been identified, three of which are also present in Bronzor made in the Stark Mountain Style. Additionally, while the bulk of Bronzor in this style are found in southeastern Sinnoh, individuals in this style have been unearthed throughout Sinnoh in tightly packed stacks[4], suggesting that they were used as a form of currency. Some have claimed that Veilstone Style is the original Bronzor production technique, due to its commonality and the variety of maker's marks found, but this is disputed[2][3]. Bronzor and Bronzong of this style favor psionic field distortion techniques, such as Trick Room, Wonder Room, and Magic Room, and are capable of rapid changes in orientation and velocity while levitating.

Jubilife Style:
Also known as Canaclave Style. Characterized by a corrosion-resistant finish and smooth curves with few sharp points; Bronzor of this style have been found in unearthed shipwrecks with minimal saltwater damage. Stylistically, favors etched designs; chemical traces within show signs of chemical corrosion, suggesting use of Pokemon-derived acids during production. Decorations include bead or shell bracelets threaded through etched holes, as well as colorful glazes (many of which have since flaked off, and identified through chemical testing). Thirty-six different maker's marks have been identified, often present both on the Bronzor and their attached bracelets. Some unearthed maker's marks match those used by modern families, suggesting direct familial descent from those ancient Bronzor smiths.[6] Bronzor and Bronzong of this style prefer elemental techniques oriented towards weather manipulation, such as Sunny Day and Rain Dance, and are capable of high-altitude levitation as well as levitation over liquid surfaces.

Hearthome Style:
Also known as 'Coronet Style', this is the most common style of Bronzor found in the wild around Mt. Coronet. It is characterized by an overlarge 'skeleton'; Bronzor in this style appear similar to a six-pointed star with their surface stretched between their points like a web. Stylistically, favors either a complete lack of decoration or runic inscriptions in an unknown language; similarities have been drawn to certain archaic Unown forms found in the Ruins of Alph, but no historical link has yet been found[4]. No maker's marks have been identified. Decorations are rarely present, but take the form of softly glowing Evolution Stone chips embedded in the points of the 'star'. Bronzor and Bronzong of this style prefer status-oriented techniques, such as Confusion, Confuse Ray, and Hex.

Poaching:
Despite their archeological and rarity value, as well as their lack of strong protectors, Bronzor are rarely the target of poaching. This is primarily due to the feelings of awe and fear Bronzor can inspire- even hardened criminals may find themselves repenting upon seeing their own reflection in Bronzor's mirror. The exception to this is Hearthome Style Bronzor, which have been a target of catch-and-release poaching with the purpose of extracting their embedded Evolution Stone chips. Bronzor are considered Least Concern by the Ranger Association.[9]

Interspecies Relationships
Bronzor has few relationships with wild Pokemon; it is neither a predator nor prey, barely participating in the trophic web, and besides it is rare in the wild. However, a few interactions have been recorded.

The Machop and Meditite families have been known to peer into wild Bronzor while training. Machop and Machoke have been seen flexing while watching their reflection, and tribal leaders have been seen staring into a Bronzor before making a decision regarding migration, or before resolving intratribe disputes. In contrast, Meditite have been observed staring into Bronzor while meditating to amplify their psychic prowess [10]. One Alakazam was photographed near Lake Acuity battling by using two Bronzor in place of spoons [11].

The most unusual interspecies relationship Bronzor participates in is with Kricketune. Route 206, located just west of Mt. Coronet, is home to a Kriketune artist's colony. The songs there are moderately divergent from the remainder of songs, making primary use of woodwind sounds and bells, and possess an odd, echoing quality reminiscent of waves or gusting winds. On occasion, swarms of Hearthome Style Bronzor have been seen attending these symphonies, swaying in great geometric patterns made of dozens of Bronzor at once. [12] Recordings of these songs have a similar effect on nearby Bronzor and Bronzong, but human attempts at recreation have failed to elicit a response. It is believed that these Kricketune have somehow hit upon the same melodies as Bronzor's ancient creators.

Battling
While lacking in the sheer psychic might of Alakazam or Gardevoir, Bronzong more than makes up for it as a specialist in field control. Its wide assortment of esoteric field effects and weather manipulation abilities are supported by the innate durability of a Steel-type, letting it resist most terrain effects and weather blows while it warps reality. On occasion, its bell sound can be used to project psychic or status effects, creating a surprise advantage that bypasses most protections in a way that few are prepared for or able to defend against. [13] However, Bronzong has had little success on the competitive circuit, primarily due to its rarity, lack of raw power and specialized battling style, and comparative obscurity- in contrast to the wealth of guides on diet and handling for more famous Psychic-types, there is very little known on how to raise a Bronzong.


[1]: Bring Back Bronzor!, Hearthome Times, pg 2. July 12, YY12.
[2]: R. Cedar, Pyramids, Calendars, and Bronzor: Debunking Ancient Aliens, YY15
[3]: M. Ironwood, The World Of Metalworking, XX82
[4]: J. Peach, A Survey Of Ancient Art ch. 10, XX70.
[5]: J. Apple, Early Sinnovian Culture, YY03
[6]: M. Compton, Ancient Bronzor, Modern Beads, Regional Geographic Issue LXXXI, XX97
[7]: T. Simmons, A Traveler's Guide To Sinnoh, XX80.
[8]: J. Stormme, Religious Practices of Sinnoh, XX72.
[9]: S. Neil, Ranger Report: Sinnoh, Issue XCI, YYYY.
[10]: B. Rawn, Training The Trainer, pg. 203-207, XX66.
[11]: Regional Geographic Issue LXXIV, pg. 92, XX90.
[12]: L. Tomson, Collected Kricketune Recordings, Reel 72, XX56.
[13]: Collected Sinnoh Tournament Reports, Issues CLI-CLIX, YY23
 
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Bronzor: Relics Of The Past

I love so, so much of this. I love the distinct Bronzong types, I love the way they're looked at almost like pieces of archaeology almost more than they are Pokemon. I love the way this frames their existence as ambivalent beings.

And I want you to know what I'm about to say will not change that. I would read the shit out of this over and over again because it works so well, but...

...I'm afraid to say this is going to have to be apocryphal. This is in part my own fault; I explicitly set up a system which encouraged people to write fake scientific papers on Pokemon and inevitably we were going to have to hit this type of Pokemon, the "ancient artificial beings" type.

So. I have plans for this quest, far future ones. Scaffolds, really, based on certain things that are outside of your control as the reader. This being Hoenn, the origin generation of the Regis, I have something for artificial Pokemon as a whole and this comes into conflict with those ideas.

Just to avoid any potholes into the future, my advice for aspiring Pokescientists who want to get canon omakes is to steer clear of:

- Most legendaries (Kyogre, Groudon, Rayquaza marginally excluded). Even the really basic ones like the bird and beast trio.
- "Artificial" (i.e: Baltoy line, Bronzor line, Golette line, etc) Pokemon outside of the Porygon line and Ditto. Rotom doesn't count, he's literally just an electric ghost.

Thank you so much for this omake. I genuinely enjoyed every last bit of it, and I wish I could reward you for it in some other way than my praise, but again, I need to keep a tight ship.
 
Thorns And Roses: Historiography Of Roselia And Roserade In Sinnoh-Hoenn High Society | [aimlessPolymath]
Thorns And Roses: Historiography Of Roselia And Roserade In Sinnoh-Hoenn High Society
J. Oak, G.L. Erika, G.L. Gardenia, S. Elm, C. Shirona.​

Species Overview
Budew are bipedal, rose-bud-like Grass-Poison Pokemon, barely 8 inches tall. They are found in Eterna Forest in Sinnoh. They make use of poisoned thorns for defense, but are largely harmless and placid; it is safe to handle wild Budew. Budew are a conditional form, and may hatch from Roselia eggs in the presence of wild roses. They evolve during the day with a strong bond with a superior- usually, either a trainer or a Roselia.

Roselia are humanoid Grass-Poison Pokemon, roughly a foot tall. Rather than hands, they possess two roses of differing colors, possessing dexterous petals which they use in place of fingers. They make use of poisoned thorns protruding from their body, which they can either spit or conceal within their roses, and a contact poison which they secrete from their petals. They are found in the wild on Route 117 in Hoenn. They are moderately skittish, and may sting or strike if grabbed unexpectedly, but can be attracted by the prospect of food. The petals can be pruned safely without harm to the Roselia, but the roses cannot be removed safely. They evolve into Roserade through the activation of a Shiny Stone.

Roserade are humanoid Grass-Poison Pokemon, roughly three feet tall. Rather than hands, they possess two clusters of three rose blossoms, which they can manipulate either individually or as a group to grip things. Their petals have limited mobility and can aid their grip. They make use of petals as projectiles launched through phytokinesis, as well as a contact poison which they secrete from their petals. They are not safe to approach in the wild, as their poison is lethally dangerous in large quantities, and they will attack humans if startled. Give wild Roserade a wide berth unless invited to approach. Their petals and roses can be pruned safely.

Early History

Sinnoh

The tradition of "Aroma Ladies", grass-type trainers (almost entirely women) focused on raising Budew to Roselia or even Roserade, originates in the middle of the Wth century, alongside the development of glass greenhouses in Floraroma Town. In addition to allowing for year-round cultivation of vegetables, fruit, and other crops, this invention allowed for a new class of fashion to develop: Competitive raising of Grass-types. Budew were a popular option for children to raise due to their placid nature, presence in Eterna Forest nearby, and the the sweet scents and beautiful colors of Roselia and Roserade's flowers.

Upon evolving to Roselia, young girls would be introduced into high society. An evolution to Roserade, though much rarer, typically accompanied a major life change, such as marriage or a major promotion. Records of evolution in Eterna Town indicate that a significant fraction (Nearly 15%) of Roselia were able to evolve to Roserade- an indication that Budew ownership was largely limited to the wealthy who could afford both greenhouse space and a Shiny Stone.

[A black-and-white photograph of a young girl, clutching her Roselia to her chest. She is staring at the camera, eyes wide. ]
[Caption: A young girl about to be introduced to high society. This would have been one of the most important moments in a young girl's life.]

[A photograph of a journal entry, written in slightly messy script. There are blotches of water, and several sections are scratched out. The words 'mother is evil' are visible. Faded red-brown petals are pressed into the page. ]
[Caption: A journal entry depicts a rocky entry into high society.]

[A photograph of an Eterna Town evolution log. "Roselia" entries fill almost 40% of all entries, with "Roserade" present repeatedly.]

Roselia and Roserade are fully capable of regenerating petals; in fact, pruning is essential for proper Roselia health. As a result, Roselia petals, or more fashionably, the much larger Roserade petals, were a common decoration. A common gift to a suitor or fiance was a pair of petals, to be affixed to an outfit. Because Roserade evolution was so rare and expensive, high-class tailors frequently possessed a Roserade of their own from which to source petals; poorer tailors often entered into an agreement with a patron who could provide them with the desired source of material.

[Image: A book spread open. Displayed prominently is an illustration of a Roselia's petal, as well as captions pointing to multiple petals in varying states of health.]
[Caption: An early book regarding Roselia pruning and care.]

[Image: An ancient dress hung on a mannequin. Each sleeve is lined with small petals of a different color- red for the left, blue for the right. The left half of the dress is light colored, while the right half is dark colored. The collar contains much larger petals of the same color. ]

[Image: A portrait of a young man. He is smiling. Two petals, one yellow and one pink, are prominently pinned to his lapel.]
[Caption: A newly agreed fiancé.]

However, this fashion hid a darker side. Roselia's flowers possess a potent poison- one which grows even stronger when they evolve to Roserade. Internecine conflicts within eastern Sinnoh often ended with the loser being pricked by a thorn, falling ill, then collapsing into an unending slumber. With Pecha Berries difficult to cultivate in Sinnoh's cold winters, even in greenhouses, the only available cure for Poisoning was the Aromatherapy move possessed by Duchess Gardia's Roserade- a closely kept secret. As a result of this monopoly, Eterna Town's influence only grew over roughly sixty to eighty years of dominance, ending when the move was stolen by an unknown figure- most likely, a rebellious Aroma Lady. Even afterwards, adoption was slow, as those holding the power of this potent healing move were loath to share it.

[A photograph of an ancient letter. ]
[Caption: A landowner writes to his uncle, informing him that he is gathering a large offering for Duchess Gardia in exchange for a cure for his wife' illness.]

Hoenn
Roselia were first brought to Hoenn in the late Xth century, along with a wave of middle-class immigrants from Sinnoh. Shiny Stones are not endemic to Hoenn, and as a rare resource primarily owned by the rich, largely failed to make the same journey, leaving Roselia as the final stage in Hoenn. More startlingly, though, was the discovery that Budew, previously thought to be the first stage of the line, was revealed to be a situational juvenile form similar to Pichu. As Hoenn wildflowers do not include roses, the prerequisite for Budew, all eggs hatched in Hoenn resulted in Roselia. As a result, Hoenn's only member of the Budew line was Roselia.

Fashions quickly diverged between the two regions. Lacking Roserade's bouquets, Hoenn's fashion styles focused on Roselia's singular flowers placing a heavy emphasis on elegance and a subdued use of color, while Sinnovian styles reacted by continuing to emphasize large collections of flowers, with the addition of groups of trained Budew to demonstrate patriotism and class in comparison to Hoenn's 'false' Roselia.

[Picture, top-left: A painting of two young girls sitting and talking. Behind each of them, a Roselia is busily braiding their hair. One has a Roselia rose already braided into their hair; the other has a small crown of roses.]
[Picture, top-right: A portrait of a woman in a white dress. Her hair is done up in a tight bun, with a single Roselia rose sticking out.]
[Picture, bottom-left: A black-and-white photograph depicts a massive bouquet arranged behind a woman staring at the camera; it is reminiscent of a peacock's tail. By the woman's side, a Roserade stands calmly.]
[Picture, bottom-right: A painting depicting a parade of Budew following a finely dressed woman. Each Budew is carrying a rose.]
[Group caption: Top: Hoenn fashions, circa XX50-XX80. Bottom, Sinnovian fashion over the same period. Top right and bottom right: Typical wedding fashions of the time.]

Roselia poisons are far less deadly than Roserade. Ironically, this made these toxins far more commonly used in Hoenn than in Sinnoh- without the threat of death, and with Pecha berries much easier to grow in Hoenn's warm climate, Roselia toxins could be readily used for a variety of purposes, including but certainly not limited to social maneuvering. It was not considered uncommon for a major social event to include a 'fainting couch' and supply of Pecha Berries expressly for the purpose of recovering from an enemy's social maneuver. Fashions adapted to this trend, with white makeup derived from Beautifly powders used frequently to cover rashes caused by Roselia's contact poisons.

[Image: An oil painting of a well-dressed man carrying a woman in a dress. The woman is covering her face with one hand, while the other reaches down to grasp a Roselia's flower as it walks alongside. Thorns are visibly piercing the woman's thumb. The Roselia's expression is worried. ]
[Caption: A reluctant Roselia helps her trainer catch the attention of a suitor.]


The Zth Century

Hoenn

The most significant change to Hoenn fashion in the late Yth century and beginning of the Zth was, of course, mass production of Swablu-based fabrics. However, dye technology had not yet progressed to create water-fast dyes compatible with Swablu silk. In this market void, Roselia stepped in to provide color. By providing colored water to drink, Roselia's flowers become temporarily dyed in that same color- and those petals could then be pruned safely and used as lining, coloring, or a paste that could be rubbed into the silk to provide temporary color, then washed out when the color was no longer desired. Our records of color in these days are primarily thanks to paintings and portraits of the time- the colors have long since washed out.

[Image: A painting of a husband and wife dancing. The wife is wearing a bright blue dress. Next to them, a Roselia and Manectric are playing.]

This marked the beginnings of seasonal fabrics in Hoenn, driven by the ability to easily add and remove color from fabric. A standard rotation of four to five yearly colors became established- blues and purples in the winter, pink and red in the summer, yellow in the summer, and orange and purple in the fall. It was during this time that the tradition of "Black Roses" became popular in funerals- though it must be noted that this coloration is stressful for the Roselia to maintain over a long period.

[Image: Four pressed and dried Roselia flowers, in each of the four seasonal colors.]

[Image: A black-and-white photograph of a coffin. Two Roselia stand guard, bearing black roses.]]

Breaking from the previous traditions of elegance and simplicity, it also became fashionable to own an assortment of three to six Roselia at once, wearing them on shoulders or in pockets as decoration. This provided a further distinguishing mark compared to Sinnoh fashions, as Roserade are simply too large for such an arrangement to be comfortable. This trend is closely tied to the increased adoption of mass-market Pokeballs during this period, making multiple Pokemon much easier to handle by a non-specialist.

[Image: A picture of a letter. The words 'imitation Roserade' are prominently visible. ]
[Caption: In a letter to her tailor, a Sinnovian fashionista mocks the latest Hoenn fashion trend.]

[Image: A grainy brown photograph of a Hoenn accountant as she looks up at the camera. Three Roselia sit on top of her hat's brim, looking down at the paper in front of her, and one sits on her shoulder with its legs dangling down, idly fidgeting with a spare pen.]

Overall, early Zth century fashion in Hoenn was marked by an increase in color and extravagance, driven by vastly eased access to color. In contrast to other nations, it never quite found the same footing in terms of extravagant color or complex patterns, but its vibrant pastel colors and innovation with seasonal fashions and unusual use of living Pokemon set it apart from any other.

Sinnoh
Active assassination began to settle down in the Zth century, as access to Aromatherapy spread. Poisoning became seen as almost passé- with the prospect of eliminating a rival or hated foe growing less likely by the day, those vicious poisoners turned their backs on the weapons of yesterday, declaring a once-deadly threat to be positively rude.

[A woodcut cartoon. An ugly man shouts to the room: "My wife has been poisoned! Help! Help!". Two women in the foreground mutter to each other. The caption reads: "With a husband like that, I'd poison myself, too!"]
[Caption: Cartoon, artist unknown. Poisoning is seen as more of a joke than a threat. ]

Instead, attention turned back to the most important matter of the day: Fashion. With dyed Roselia fashion spreading in Hoenn, tailors, dyers, and gardeners searched for a solution that could preserve Sinnoh supremacy in the international rivalry. They found it in Roserade. While they could not easily match Hoenn's massive advantage in raw Pokemon numbers, they were able to leverage Roserade's much superior ability to produce large petals en masse or even shed entire roses safely, producing extravagant fashions where flowers made up the primary material- not just supporting color.

[Image: A dress on a mannequin. The dress is covered in dozens of Roserade petals, forming a gradual gradient in brilliant color from head to tail. Look up Andy Goldsworthy for vibes. Seriously, look him up. There are also whole blossoms acting as accents on the shoulders and collar. ]

Sinnoh fashions had limited adoption among other countries due to their emphasis on Shiny-Stone based Roserade, but records of visits to other countries show that they made a strong impression whenever they met, with an indulgent use of massive roses that no other country could match.

[Image: A grainy brown photograph of a Sinnoh celebrity stepping off a boat onto Slateport Town. His suit is lined with eight whole roses on his shoulders. Onlookers form a large crowd, and more cameras are visible in the shot.]

Kalos
It is also at this point that Kalos enters the picture. While minor imports of Roserade had been present up until this time, Kalos largely disdained the foreign flower for their native flower-based Pokemon, Flabébé. In particular, their final evolution, Florges, which also evolves through a Shiny Stone. The comparisons were easy to make, and a rivalry was inevitable.

Florges burst onto the scene in the ZZ10s with a vervent explosion of color. Their flowers were not individually large, but they were incredibly numerous thanks to Florges' ability to grow external gardens, rather than relying on harvesting directly from the Pokemon. Additionally, flowers grown by Florges are exceptionally uniform in color, matching the five classical colors of Florges (Red, Yellow, Green, Blue, White). This produced a stunning fashion in which selected petals from multiple colors of Florges were used in combination, producing mosaic-like geometric patterns and striking contrasts between neighboring shades.

[Image: A suit with a sharp yellow-black diagonal pattern.]

This also formed the origin of the popular pointillism movement in paintings; in fact, Paul Ginsac's early paintings made heavy use of sliced and laminated Florges petals.

[Image: https://www.christies.com/en/lot/lot-6202464]

As this style of fashion grew alongside developments in pointillism, the two movements took inspiration from each other, with Florges fashion making use of the shading techniques pioneered by pointillists, and pointillists taking inspiration from tailors' understanding of color combinations and layering to create the precise colors they wished.

[Image: Google dithering. It's cool!]

While late to the party, Kalos fashion quickly became a strong contender, with elements of their focus on primary colors and sharp contrasts becoming quickly adopted in Sinnoh.They found slightly less adoption in Hoenn, where their sharp and clear colors appeared garish among the bright pastels that Swablu silk so easily took on- perhaps a jump too far for the understated fashions Hoenn had preferred in the past.

Conclusions:
The history of Hoenn-Sinnoh flower fashion is heavily shaped by the economics of both countries. Sinnoh fashion was heavily shaped by the rich who could afford both a greenhouse and a Shiny Stone, while Hoenn was shaped by access to Roselia for all, lacking Sinnoh's intensity. Despite this, both had their own merits, and there was significant conversation between the two styles, particularly as flower Pokemon became used more and more as a component of fashion in the Zth century.

In contrast, Kalos' contribution to flower fashion comes much later to the picture, perhaps due to their previous focus on the fabrics and aromas derived from that region's native Fairy-types. As a result, their flower fashion existed in a relationship with their other art movements, most notably pointillism- a highly distinct line of descent that took them down a completely different path of fashion technology.

A/N: Yes, Cynthia was one of the contributors to this paper. It's Sinnoh history! Of course she's involved!
 
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Thorns And Roses: Historiography Of Roselia And Roserade In Sinnoh-Hoenn High Society

I am giving this the seal of canonical approval because all of this is super fucking cool and exactly what I want people to go for. All I ask is that you change specific listed dates to an equivalent (x) number of years ago (i.e: 1800 -> 200 years ago or something to that effect, if that's the timeframe intended). Everything is absolutely fine, to be clear! It's just much easier for me to work with if I don't have strict, labelled dates I need to adhere to in the future.

10 EXP for you, as given out by the Aroma Ladies of the World Historical Society, as part of their grant fund. Use it carefully!
 
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