Tyranids "R" Us [40k Tyranid Hivemind SI]

626M03 Exodites
626 M03
Ah phooey. Another Eldar world nearby. Mark it on the map, I guess. At least they were easy to detect from hundreds of lightyears away, thanks to their psychic presence. Which, rather than hiding, they actively flaunted.

While I certainly had no problems throwing a few Petatons away on a whim, if the Eldar warmachine at the height of its power noticed humanity, it would be bad news for the humans.

Actually… getting some bearings on this particular planet… it was only forty-seven lightyears away? That didn't make any sense. Of the hundreds of Eldar worlds I've detected and mapped, all of them were giant beacons of psychic energy. Running through the statistics momentarily negated the idea that I just missed smaller colonies due to their lower presence making them harder to detect. I still should have found dozens by now if they were a regular occurrence. Eldar didn't really do smaller colonies, and they certainly didn't found new colonies, other than the Exodites-

Ah. I think I've answered my own question.

Exodites were odd ducks. The Eldar equivalent of a modern human decrying technology and going to live as a monk at a hermitage. They did so in roughly equivalent percentages of the total population of ascetic monks among humans. The difference in populations, however, meant that there were entire worlds populated by Exodites, albeit sparsely. They were on track to be the only group to consistently survive the fall of the Eldar in a bit less than thirty thousand years. This was primarily thanks to their philosophy; one of self-denial and hard work in direct opposition to the open lustful decadence of the majority of the Eldar population. This abstention saved them from the hungers of Slaanesh, at least during the birth of that entity that spelled the death of the rest of their civilization.

As stuck-up, self-righteous, dismissive aliens go, these guys were not bad. I would even go so far as to say that they were actually worth saving, unlike those who followed the philosophy of the majority of the Eldar.

Now I just needed to decide how to play this.

Actually…

"Hey Big E! I found some Exodites."

I got an amused sense of interest back. "Did you now. Well, what were you planning on doing with them?"

"Well, I don't have any firm plans, so chime in if you have a better idea, but here's what I was thinking-"


639 M03
Menekas was watching the herds, eyes and mind sharp for predators, when he spotted an unusual biped walking calmly in his direction, ignoring their pack-lizards. While the three meter tall animal was obviously a predator of some sort, it was not one that he recognized, which should be impossible given their tribe's meticulous surveys of the planet over the past four hundred years.

A suspicion struck him. It would be just like those disgusting Drukhari to bring an alpha-predator to an Exodite world just to watch as it slaughtered its way through the 'primitives' below while memorizing the events to sell the memprint to others.

The Drukhari were stupid in their corruption though. They seemed to forget that the 'primitives' were yet Aeldari, and rather than letting their natural gifts atrophy, they were sharpened to a wraithblade's edge by living a life of denial and refutation of the excesses that plagued their disgusting cousins.

Even as he limbered his joints for coming combat, Menekas picked a pebble off the stony grazing grounds and fit it to his sling. Twice, his sling revolved, before loosing the stone with the whip-crack of a broken sound barrier. As he expected, the alpha-predator barely reacted as the stone splashed off its carapace, turned to powder from the speed it had been traveling at. The speed at which its eyes had tracked the projectile let him know that it had reflexes comparable to his own. With a few mental simulations of the possible outcomes, he reached out to his kin. It would not do to have them be unprepared even in the unlikely event of his demise.

When he could feel the minds of his entire tribe, he spoke. "Brothers and Sisters. Turn your gaze to me. I would do combat against a predator I do not recognize, and I suspect Drukhari trickery as its provenance."

Their tribe's Farseer spoke, after a moment of intense thought. "I cannot sense any other Aeldari minds nearby, but a careful inspection reveals a great diffusion of psychic energies large enough to raise the background levels a detectable amount. Perhaps they have developed some technology that can hide their presence amidst an appearance of greatness. It would fit their kind."

"To combat then." Menekas drew his wrathbone skinning knife. It was no Wraithblade sword, but it would suffice.

"Before you decide to fight to the death, I figured we should talk." A psychic voice came from the predator- no. From the being in front of him.

"Stop where you are or I shall strike you down, stranger. What is it you seek from the Aeldari people?"

"Ha! Fair enough. I was actually planning on doing you a favor. I have information that you might find interesting." The mind chuckled and spoke with a mirthful presence, as if to mock him.

"You presume to have information unknown to us? Very well, I shall allow you to speak." Menekas restrained his anger as only an Exodite would even bother to do. None of their so-called kin would ever entertain the notion, but the Exodites were more familiar than anyone in the galaxy with knowing crucial information that others would refuse to even hear. It would insult their way of living to not extend at least a symbolic offer to an outsider, despite their lack of deference.

"The Aeldari empire will fall in twenty-six thousand five hundred years, give or take a decade, as the warp-cascade of violence, death, and hedonistic excess births a new warp-entity powerful enough to consume the souls of all Aeldari within more than a thousand lightyears of your home system."

Menekas felt a nova-hot flash of anger and barely restrained his impulse to strike the being down where it stood. "You dare! To have heard of the Prophecy of Endings and use it to attempt to deceive us. I can barely conceive of the level of arrogance required-"

"Iroooonic. Nah, I just have access to more information than you do. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy." The being continued to give off every appearance of an amused statesman watching a younger colleague make a fool of themselves.

Menekas was nearly rendered speechless. "You presume… to have better knowledge… of the Prophecy of Endings… than our greatest Farseers, and even the GODS THEMSELVES?!"

"YES"

It felt as though the entire psychic might of the entire Aeldari race was pressing down on him. Even when his entire clan attempted to aid him, the being, the presence didn't even seem to notice the difference in strength between one Aeldari and a thousand.

"I DO"

Only a second had passed, but it was like wading through water to even move a muscle, let alone muster thoughts of resisting the pressure. He could feel several of his clan-mates fall unconscious as they struggled against the oppressive presence that seemed to ring louder within each person than their own thoughts, barely leaving enough room for compliance and nothing else.

And then it was gone, in an instant. The release of pressure was so sudden that Menekas found himself falling to the dirt from lightheadedness.

"Now that that's settled, I was hoping for a bit of exchange. I give you some very valuable information about the specifics of the upcoming timeline, which I doubt that even I can knock off it's rails even if I tried, and you agree to spread that information to other Exodites and any other Aeldari you think would actually care that their empire is about to collapse. Oh, and I'd like to keep your wraithbone knife. It looks neat."

Menekas found himself nodding idly. "Oh. Okay."

He gracelessly dropped his knife on the ground from his deathgrip on the handle, and then turned back towards his tribal home. "I'm just going to go lay down for a while."
 
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Drukhari? I don't think those exist yet.

Nevertheless, it seems the MC is building up some allies. This will be interesting in 26,000 years or so.
 
Ahahahahaha
God this was perfect oh man
Such ungodly arrogance even from the so called self control practicing eldari
Christ I do so love seeing people meet a bigger fish every time they try to show off in baseless arrogance
 
Drukhari? I don't think those exist yet.

Nevertheless, it seems the MC is building up some allies. This will be interesting in 26,000 years or so.
I figured the name had to come from somewhere. It probably has/had different connotations at this time, but it's pretty likely they mentally labeled their hedonism seeking cousins the same thing as later in the timeline.
 
Eldar pride is quite the thing. To be fair they are an empire and people who have been in space for a literal million years at this point it kind of goes hand in hand. Thanks for the chapter.
 
Eldar pride is quite the thing. To be fair they are an empire and people who have been in space for a literal million years at this point it kind of goes hand in hand. Thanks for the chapter.
Yes, but there is national/racial pride, and then there's Eldar. Menekas could be considered the Eldaeri equivalent of a humble Buddhist monk and he still made the immediate assumption that the non-human psyker of unknown-but-probably-significant power was arrogant, trespassing trash that was wasting his time. He only bothered to pretend to be civil because he was an Exodite and that was how he was supposed to behave.

Eldar consider non-Eldar to be little better than uppity animals. So love can bloom on the battlefield, but only if the Eldar is irredeemably perverted by even Drukhari standards.
 
Hehehehahahahaha!!! You just gave them the humbling of a damn lifetime!!! Their pride shall never recover from this!
 
Yeah just keep in mind that the Eldar (eventually) call humanity Mon-keigh which literally means:

"The Mon-keigh were an ancient xenos race that was exterminated by the Aeldari millennia before their first contact with Mankind.

The Mon-keigh are described in Aeldari stories and legends as a species of sub-intelligent, cannibalistic beasts that lived in the twilight realm of Koldo.

These misshapen monstrosities invaded the Aeldari lands and subjugated them for many cycles, until they were eventually cleansed from the galaxy by the hero Elronhir.

Since then, Imperial scholars surmise that the word "mon-keigh" of the Aeldari Lexicon refers to any non-Aeldari species they deem inferior and in need of extermination.

In general, it is now a pejorative term used to describe humanity."

But yeah, the Craftworld and Exodite Aeldari are minorities who actually belived the whole 'our species is doomed' thing, and thus other than the Drukhari are the only survivors of their species. Most people think the ancient Eldar were like the Craftworlders but really they'd be more like the Drukhari than anything.
 
Most people think the ancient Eldar were like the Craftworlders but really they'd be more like the Drukhari than anything.
<Points at Slaanesh>

I mean, there's a reason why they managed to create a full-blown Chaos God out of millennia of sheer self indulgence and sadism. "Is this really a good idea?" was clearly not a concept most of them were willing to consider.
 
which I doubt that even I can knock off it's rails even if I tried
I actually can see him knocking the fall off course but it would be hard. He'd need to either Alpha strike the F out of them NOW before they know he exists or get humanity ready as well as pull an Old One and create servitor races to crush them at the height of their decadence when the Eldar have left their war machine to rot. Either way he'd need to find the location of the Blackstone fortresses to take them out first. With how things are going however the SIranids seem to be grooming humanity to take over from the Eldar when they wipe themselves out.

With the arrogance, yeah the Eldar rarely see other races as worth anything. They may see individuals like the Emperor and a few others as worth some recognition but not other races. The only time I've seen them as a race start to respect humanity is in Antony44's Weaver Option when
humanity goes and triggers the Second Fall killing off like 80% minimum of Commaragh, leaves a psychic scar on the entire Eldar race, and wounds Slaanesh to the point that Cerogorach can finish her off.
Otherwise it's only been individuals who may respect or even like certain humans.
 
Exodites as memetically arrogant Frenchmen from Paris, and all the rest of the Aeldari being significantly worse?

...yes, that sounds about right.
 
711M03 Wraithbone
711 M03
Wraithbone was absolutely fascinating stuff. At first I thought it was an exotic meta-material that was then warp-saturated with a specific mix of psychic energies somehow. But it turns out it's not actually a material in the realspace sense of the word at all. It doesn't even have atoms.

No, what wraithbone was actually composed of was the realspace interference pattern produced by a hellaciously complicated warp construct that's not just quasi-stable or even fully stable, it's downright self-repairing.

The really juicy bit though? The reason I was so excited? It was a directable self-catalyzing pattern. If you were sufficiently skilled at psychic manipulation, you could create any wraithbone material from the smallest chip of existing wraithbone. It's also the reason I'm categorically certain that the Eldar didn't actually come up with the stuff. They could certainly manipulate it, and they were experts at making it grow and change to suit their desired final products, but the actual underlying pattern wasn't created by them. Because one of the only near-universally repeated sections of 'junk DNA' that creatures from every garden world I'd come across shared was a self-repairing key to manipulating the wraithbone.

If the Eldar had created wraithbone in the first place, there is no chance they would leave the door open for any evolved race in the galaxy to eventually unlock its secrets. No, this absolutely reeked of an Old One tool that the Eldar had simply repurposed and claimed as their own after the fall of the Old Ones.

To change the realspace material properties of wraithbone, you just had to alter the growing pattern to express whatever characteristics you wanted. It's one of the reasons why the density was all over the place and you could get material from seemingly nowhere with far, far less energy input than the equivalent quantity of mass-energy.

The thing that I'm not sure the Eldar realize or not, is that there are more dials and knobs for controlling the realspace characteristics than were available when you used the "key" distributed across the galaxy. Now, they were stupidly complicated to actually use, but they allowed for a lot more freedom. It would take me… geeze, dozens of millennia at a minimum to ferret out all the possible interactions between the full admin controls. The way Eldar normally interacted with the stuff was essentially a user-friendly training-wheels mode.

I'm nearly positive that the artifacts crafted directly by the Eldar gods that had characteristics that the Eldar couldn't replicate, were made using at least some of the full administrative controls.

I would need to examine some of the most precious and powerful artifacts of the Eldar people in order to confirm or deny my theory though, so that's not happening any time soon.

In the meantime, I had an idea for a realspace wraithbone characteristic that described a charged material. The thing is, since it was defined as charged, it didn't actually matter how many times you drew from that charge, it would always maintain its charged state. Upon seeing the ghostly blue glow given off by the material, I immediately dubbed it wraithfire. After all, the edges of the material glowed as though the entire structure was one ember of a ghostly fire. The new material quietly made its way into some of my structures as the core of a new type of generator, and I had fun sharing the bounty with the Emperor, since the two of us were probably some of the handful of beings in the galaxy that could mentally juggle enough of the variables simultaneously to actually make the stuff.

I don't know what he was going to use it for, but compact sourceless power generation was great for powering the outer orbitals of a Dyson swarm, where the individual platforms received sunlight only a fraction of the time. I also had an idea for a reactionless drive that I wanted to try out, but it would take me a while to figure out how to throttle the material.

Perhaps if I flash forged it? Or maybe shutter it behind a universally absorptive material…
 
No, what wraithbone was actually composed of was the realspace interference pattern produced by a hellaciously complicated warp construct that's not just quasi-stable or even fully stable, it's downright self-repairing.
In the meantime, I had an idea for a realspace wraithbone characteristic that described a charged material. The thing is, since it was defined as charged, it didn't actually matter how many times you drew from that charge, it would always maintain its charged state. Upon seeing the ghostly blue glow given off by the material, I immediately dubbed it wraithfire.
PR: "Our engines runs on EMOTION!"
Annoying git: "So... they run on pure evil?"
PR: "...sigh... yes. But that's good! Maybe we can use it all up!"
 
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922M03 Primary School
922 M03
"Alright class. Today we'll have a few questions to make sure you were paying attention last week, and then we'll move on to the next part of our lesson on important parts of our society."

She looked over her class, pleased that everyone seemed to be paying attention. While she loved her job, Molany would be the first to admit it was challenging when her pupils didn't feel the need to learn. Fortunately, the curriculum had been fairly well designed to have age appropriate interests. It was either a good sign, or a very bad one, that other than a few names and dates, the base curriculum hadn't been updated in nearly two hundred years. Molany chose to believe it was because the lessons were already so well tailored to the primary schooling ages of five to fifteen.

"First question. Name one of the special accomplishments that SUB-42 is famous for."

Several hands went up, but Molany picked the one that was most enthusiastic, understandably.

"Yes, Art?" ART-14 was her first Synth student, and she was secretly glad that the full AI members of the Coalition had decided that better AI societal integration would require partial AI with capabilities closer to that of individual humans than entire departments of experts.

ART-14's wraithbone and bio-plas face broke out into a wide smile. "Um. He was the first AI to become a planetary governor, and he was the first planetary governor to say that even AI needed to serve their ten-per because they got the rights of people, so they should have the responsibilities of people."

Molany smiled. "Correct, although you only needed one answer. I would have also accepted the fact that he was the first AI to petition for the right to choose a partner."

It was before her time, but her mother had regaled her about the controversy of personal rights vs citizen responsibilities of AI. It wasn't all as clear cut as they were explaining in class in Primary, but most Secondary streams would go into more details.

"Next question. Who introduced the policy of ten-per in the first place? I'll give you a hint. It was before I was born."

Molany had to stifle a laugh at some of the 'wow's' from her students. To kids less than ten years old, someone in their fifth century was already ancient history, so it was hard for them to imagine something even older.

"Yes, Mildritha?" She chose Mildritha because she rarely put her hand up in class, so she hoped to encourage the behavior.

"That was Mr. Huges. It's aaaalways Mr. Huges." Several students giggled at that.

"Correct. For bonus points, can anybody tell me what partner Graven Huges has? We haven't covered it in class yet, but as Mildritha pointed out, he is pretty famous."

"Ooh, me!" Piped up their resident partner fanatic, Hela. With a nod, she continued.

"Um Mr. Huges has a King Bear!" That… was a term that Molany had never heard before.

"A King Bear?" May as well get clarification, before giving the correct answer.

"Yeah! He's a great big bear with a crown! So he's a King Bear. I know crowns, my Mama's Leo made me a tiara for my birthday."

Huh… Now that she thought about it, the antlers always displayed in pictures looked remarkably like a crown when scaled to the great bear's head. "Yes, although normally we call those antlers, you're not wrong though."

After a brief shake of her head, Molany continued her lesson. "So last week we were discussing civil service and the ten-per; or the full name, and this might be on the test is Ten Percent Per Experienced Century Civil Service, but that's usually too much of a mouthful to say. This week we're going to be covering another law introduced by Mr. Huges, the Century Cap. It's the reason he's been re-elected seven times!"

She started pacing the front of the room, as was her habit when in full lecture mode. "The Century Cap means that nobody, all the way to the very, very top, is allowed to hold one job for more than a Century, because otherwise old people like me would hold all the jobs, and young people like you would have to wait for a new job entirely to appear before you could get work! We'll be covering some of the other rules later, but for now, just remember that you can't hold a job for more than a century, even if you shuffle the time around, although you can come back to the job after a century off, if people think you did a good enough job the first time-"
Emperor: I need a fucking vacation... but how to excuse the time off. Oh! I know!
 
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Gotta feel sorry for what ever generation of politicians try to run for office when the emperor ends up running again. Also isn't the name he's using the same as the Sith Lord who trained the emperor in Star Wars?
 
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