The Heckatonchire breaks- its stone and metal maw crushed beneath the weight of the infinite pink. The hundred limbs flop helplessly, smoke and pyreflame trailing its falling bulk.
With a mighty crash, it slams into the din of the Underworld, and is silent. The immense weight shifts, wraps around itself once more, and hops off of the gory mess with a cheery "Poyo!"
Sitting on a felled stump of what is either a tree or a femur, Wandering Horizons and Turncloak watch. Horizons sips his flask with a nod, watching the Thing That Is wander off to fuck up another unspeakable thing.
"So we're done, right?" he asks.
Turncloak rolls the copper coin between his fingers, nodding. "This is my wife's ghost, yes. We're done here. Just letting it blow off some steam before we head back."
The Abyssal has a new coffee cup, to replace the one he shattered over Suntarankal's face. It is black, with white lettering, declaring him the World's Best Abyssal in Old Realm. He sips coffee from it, a poisonous black brew, watching as his companion climbs atop a giant made of dead trees and begins chopping off limbs with a sword.
"So," Horizons says, "What, exactly, is your relationship with Five? Is the 'Uncle' an honoriffic? Or…?"
Turncloak swears, and at length. Hanging his head, he groans with the sort of heavy sigh only a chosen of Death can really manage, before rolling his head back and taking a long, deep breath.
"Okay. So. Five's family tree is actually a sort of inverted pyramid. She's got that Raksha that occasionally gives her ideas and laser beams, there's the Clay Man, there's a Neomah who helped put everything together, and then there was the other part of the human donor equation, her mother, Mnemon Harissa. She's my sister."
Horizons nods. It's all bullshit. Bullshit the entire way down. He can't ague with it, though. The moment he invoked a Realm name he knew the family tree was going to be some sort of cursed, terrible shape that made him curse the moment he had eyes.
"You don't look like a Mnemon."
"We're adopted or something. It was a long time ago. I made a run for it when I Exalted, she stayed with House Mnemon, and we didn't see each other again until I met Five."
He sips his coffee. A creature rises from the void, made of an immense eye surrounded by lesser eyes. It screams of the end of worlds and wears a burning crown. It dies screaming as the Thing That Is makes it bleed from its everything.
"It was good to see her," Turncloak says, as gravely as he can manage.
Horizons scoots over. "Don't babies explode when you do that?"
"Do what?" the Abyssal grumbles.
"Say you like people?"
Turncloak sips his coffee, blowing bubbles in it. After a long moment, for the darkness in his soul is darker than the coffee, he lowers the cup. "Boss grabbed my tether from the Neverborn. I don't know what sets off my Resonance anymore. But not the same thing as when I served them. Probably the same things that set him off."
"Like insufficiently mad science? Treating gods like people? Actual foresight?"
The Abyssal shrugs. "Fuck if I know. Nothing's triggered it so far. Fuck. You know what this means?"
"You don't have a metaphysical excuse to be antisocial anymore."
Turncloak turns, pointing at him with the coffee cup. "Exactly! You've seen her! Five's been looking at me for advice! Like I'm a role model or something!"
Horizons nods. "So, other than to recover your wife's ghost. Is this…entire thing also to distract you from visiting her while she's recovering?"
Something, some sort of Nephrack resembling a Jester, screams a song to blot out the sky. The Thing That Is slices its head in two.
"Yes," Turncloak says, "But don't you dare tell anyone I said that."
He kills his coffee and stands up. "Fuck it. We're going back."
"So, the Jadeborn."
The Clay Man paces in front of his desk, hands folded behind him. It has been a full week since she has arrived in Il-Yeddo. She sits in a normal chair, by and large healed- her palor is back to normal, there is no bruising, and if anything she is even steadier than when she first left the island. Her Foci hang around her waist as a belt, her feet idly swinging in her backless sandals.
Shou sits in the chair next to her- he is her caretaker for this visit, even if he is but weak flesh, and he gives the Clay Man and curious look, tilting his head.
"The Jadeborn? Aren't they the People Downstairs?"
"One of their names." The Clay Man looks wistful. Closes his eyes. "The Craftsmen. The Little People. The Mountain Folk. The Broken. Lots of different titles for them. And they're your brothers and sisters, Shou. All of them."
The mortal son of the Clay Man blinks. "Wait what."
"In a very metaphysical sense! I carved out the first of them. When they were the People of Adamant, I birthed them from the mountain womb of the Pole of the Earth, delivered them from their Jade Eggs and into life. I was their mother and their father. Their civlization was birthed from my mind vagina."
Shou stares, unblinking. Five taps her fingers. It was going so well.
"Father," she suggests, "The Jadeborn?"
The Clay Man snaps his fingers. "Right, of course. I was getting nostalgic. I cannot communicate with the Jadeborn. Not directly. I was their King, long ago. But, things happened, and we parted. However, I have contacts. People who do have contact with the Jadeborn."
Shou slowly raises a hand.
"Yes, Shou, you are the Prince of the Jadeborn," the Clay Man declares.
Shou slowly lowers his hand. Five raises a finger politely. "Does this make me a Princess?"
"Yes."
Five smiles with a small giggle. "Now, as I was saying," the Clay Man continues, "I have contacts who themselves have regular contact with the Jadeborn. She has agreed to meet with you, as well."
Behind them, the doors to the Clay Man's office opens. Five and Shou turn, just to see the two soldiers in salmon-colored regalia walk through, carrying banners emblazoned in High Realm. Following them are a…plurality of demons. Blood Apes in armor. Harpists playing music. Beatles tossing roses for her to walk on.
Escorting in a tall woman with marble skin and dark red hair, adorned in a salmon breastplate and long skirts, and a jade tiara upon her brow.
"I understand you are Yekkido Reigo, granddaughter of the returned Great Maker," she says, "You need not stand. I am here out of respect for your father. I am Mnemon. Of House Mnemon-"
A point of black appears, manifesting next to the Clay Man's desk. It expands outwards in Unlight, the armored warriors tensing, the demons growling, before it becomes a veritable geyser of blood, revealing Turncloak and Horizons.
"So how's my niece doing-" The Abyssal stares at the Dynast. Standing alone, as Horizons was never there. "Fuck."
The Clay Man, Five, and Shou, idly wipe the blood off of their clothes. Mnemon stares at the Abyssal, turns, and spits the blood out.
Then a Door opens, dropping Noedumari and Kiddo, half naked, onto his desk, breaking it. Followed by their clothes.