"Again," Octavian says, over the hum of his wasp's wings, "Say it again."
Ebeli huffs, Five's arms wrapped around her from behind, pointing at the dig site. "The brass construct is an Encounter Suit and inhabited by Autochthon. I've explained this three times. Why did I have to explain it three times?"
"Because I want a DIFFERENT ANSWER!" Octavian rests his face in his hands. He does not sob. The oily kappa demon is too dignified for that. Instead, he moans, the sort of moan a mortal would make to show their soul is leaving their body. His gargantuan wasp tilts their head back, concerned for their life partner.
Horizons, mounted behind him, places a hand on the demon's shoulder.
"First time?"
"No," the demon moans. After a moment, the Living Tower composes himself and sits up properly. "You need to keep the entourage away from him, Sorcerer. The Great Maker remembers those who offended him. Malfeas also considered any infection with his sickness an offense worthy of death, no matter rank or Circle."
Ebeli nods. "Right. I'm going to deposit us at the dig sight and send <<> back up. Make sure none of the other Agatae dive bomb him."
Ebeli wraps the reins around her wrist and says something in Old Realm. With a chirp of glee, the jeweled wasp she and Five are on slopes their wings back and dives. Five holds onto Ebeli's waist.
"You summoned Octavian as an advisor?"
"Octavian rules an empire that makes the Realm look like a statistical error," Ebeli says with a grin, "He knows what he's doing and he makes every warlord in Creation look like a rank amateur. Helps that he appreciates someone going to him for advice?"
Five finds her estimation of the sorcerer going up several notches.
Scarlet Whispers' only exposure to Primordials has been in fragmented nightmares, dreams of a long-forgotten war which she was never a part of. Of dams crashing against seas, of the sky rending and glass breaking. Of marching armies against dying suns and the worlds rending, breaking, and renewing in a haze.
It was not her expectation that the sky would open, and a twelve-foot-tall giant of brass and orichalcum would emerge, blazing with power, glowing with facet eyes, mouth grill burning red, and declaring that he is THUNDERCRACK AUTOCHTHON and he was here to MAKE THINGS.
Which naturally lead to her screaming, as Valor was never her strong suit.
Autochthon, to his credit, then got a face full of Lunar squid and immediately began screaming muffled swears.
Lani, to his credit, pecked his ankles.
Logos just began screaming to be involved.
With a crack and a notable amount of blood, Turncloak appears. He wipes away the blood, shaking it off in the fashion of a hunting dog who had emerged from a lake. He stares at the Monolith. Stares at Autochthon. Stares at his Lunar mate. Stares at Five's clawstrider. He raises a blood covered finger. Cocks his head to the side. Opens his mouth. Shuts his mouth.
Things seemed to be going well enough without his intervention. Certainly so, at his pay grade.
After a moment, he sighs and calls out.
"Boss, he's on our side." Autochthon's muffled screams as he stomps on the awning, stumbling over a dune, the tentacles tightening and feet narrowly missing Five's pet raptor. "Buddy, that's Autochthon, he's on our side." You dumbass was left unspoken. It's anyone's guess as to who it would apply. Likely himself for being here at all.
The Agatae land, one with Ebeli and Five, the other with Octavian and Horizons. Five hops off before the sorcerer, running across the sands without missing a step. "Lani! Lani, to me!"
Obediently, the noble steed hops off and trots back to his technical master, kwehing all the way. Autochthon grabs the Lunar with two great fists and pulls. Several tentacles take uncomfortably long to come out of the nasal passages.
As her grandfather yanks off Squiggles, Five dotes on her clawstrider, brushing back some of the feathers on his head and neck. Good behavior should be rewarded, after all. Next to her, Ebeli's eyes go wide with alarm and she shakes her head.
"Grandfather," Five says, "Warning would have been appreciated."
Finally pulling off the squid, Autochthon, King of All Craftsmen, braces on his knees. "I-" Heavy breathing. "Could not dawdle. Gaia was relentless."
Ebeli shakes her head harder. A focal floats up from Five's dress, senses shifting to immaterial to see the sixty Blood Apes lining up for nut shots on the encounter suit. The Alchemical glowers and there are flashes of light from her focal array. Lines of molten glass burn in the sand, and the blood apes back away, before getting the message from their sorcerer and marching back towards the camp.
Ebeli's eye twitches. That will be important for later.
The squid is now sitting by the Monolith, luxuriant and in his element, waving a tentacle at Turncloak, who waves back. The Abyssal walks over, stepping in between his lunar mate and his employer.
"Okay, so," he says, and claps his hands, "Introductions. Squiggles, V'Neef Ebeli, this is Autochthon, my employer. Great Maker, my Lunar Mate, Squiggles. Also, V'Neef Ebeli." He nods to each in turn.
Ebeli curtsies. "Great Maker, a pleasure to make your acquaintance. I am V'Neef Ebeli, of House V'Neef, Twilight Caste Solar and Sorcerer of the Sapphire Circle."
The Great Maker turns from his employee to the Solar. His eyes rotate.
"Mm. Yes. 128. Pleasure. Yes. I have a job to do and I need to make sure to cover my tracks before Luna picks up the scent again."
Ebeli blinks. "Again?"
"I am being ACTIVELY HUNTED by Luna right now. She is immensely angry at me because I did not give Gaia information which, I will add, SHE NEVER ASKED ME FOR. I may now have to HIDE IN THE UNDERWORLD."
Ebeli opens her mouth. Closes it.
"Luna's emotional state regarding Grandfather varies between hide-beneath-the-bed-in-terror and incandescent rage with no in between," Five clarifies.
"Underworld's bad idea, Boss," Turncloak says, clapping his hands, as Horizons lays down on the sand and waits for the meteor, "So about the Monolith?" Turncloak's tone implies those in the know that he's about five seconds from just finding Kiddo, mugging him for the Eye, and fixing the problem himself.
Ebeli's eyebrow twitches.
"Yes! THE MONOLITH!" The Encounter Suit rotates its torso towards the Monolith. He has been having a Day. "I must venture forth and speak to the entity within! To see whether it is to be repaired! But that is outside of my purview!"
And then he rotates back. To gaze upon the Solar. Five shakes her head. Turncloak levels a stare, first at his niece, then at his boss. However, he picks his battles and remains silent on it.
"128. I would accept your assistance in this matter. Name your price."
Ebeli smiles. She has her goals. Including on in particular. Among the many plates she is currently spinning is her examination of the Surrender Oaths, and how they were made. To do so, she must observe their natural state- she needs to meet a Deva, an unbound soul of a free Primordial.
Standing tall, she stamps her staff in the ground.
"I want to meet a Divine Minister."
The eyes of the Great Maker rotate. Five pinches the bridge of her nose.
"I am certain Ku would love to meet a Solar Exalted. We will hear the screaming from Yu Shan."
"Ah, but I can see your motivation, 128. I have altered my Divine Ministers. They are no longer Deva. However!"
He snaps his fingers with the sound of brass bells. "However! I can fulfill this price! My latest child can be summoned forth! Hikensha, the Thing in the Mountains, and newest of the Primordial Host!"
"Grandfather!" Five stomps her foot, her voice sharp as her lasers, "That is not your decision to make!"
Her foci rise, up, all seven, to stare him in the eyes. "I am Hikensha's first priestess, and as such it is my duty to guide them, nourish them, and keep them from being coerced! If V'Neef Ebeli is to meet them, it is Hikensha's decision, not yours!"
Ebeli looks at the sassy child who is chiding the actual Primordial, the enormous squid, the monstrously powerful abyssal agreeing with said sassy child, and at the Primordial again. The thing about V'Neef Ebeli is this: She is a very smart person, and as such, for her the Great Curse has manifested in a way that reflected that.
So, when she experiences stupid, foolish, or foolishly stupid things, well. Well, she starts gaining Limit. She's not there yet.
There is the sound of ringing bells, and in the middle distance you all see the outlines of a forming Celestial Gate and a foot kicking it open. Autochthon screams in the manner and tenor of a small girl and, staring at the Architect of Reality, Ebeli's eyebrow twitches.
Yep.
That did it.
She doesn't have time to rant, though, because then Autochthon grabs Ebeli with one giant robot hand and runs into the Monolith.
"Grandfather!" Five yells, "This conversation is not finished!"
She hurries in after him.
Star finally arrives, panting for breath and bent over. "What'd…What'd I miss?" She collapses next to Horizons.