Wha..? Why is it so dark? And where's my bed?
...Am I on drugs or something? I'm fairly certain I'm not, but this is a rather abnormal situation.
"Ah. You've arrived."
A human figure walks into view.
Oh. Somebody is here to talk to me. Please actually explain the situation. And use small words please, I'm still tired.
"Welcome. Now, I'm sure you're wondering why I've brought you here."
The image of a city ripples into existence.
Huh. That place looks eerily familiar... I've seen a map of it before, but I can't really recall the landmarks.
"Due to a...situation, I am relocating you to here." It getsures at the city.
"However, I'm not a monster. I'm not going to just dump you there with nothing."
You're going to send me a machine gun robot girlfriend? I've always wanted one of those.
The city ripples out again.
"Firstly, I'm forging you into a new form. You'll need it to survive.
Oh. Well, that's kinda more along the lines of what I expected. Though 'forging'? Is this going o involve getting melted in a furnace? Please say it doesn't, I'm sensitive to heat.
Secondly, I have an objective for you. Complete it, and I shall reward you with both knowledge and power."
As even the void starts to fade, the figure leans in and delivers a final message.
'
Xellos must Protect
Berserker until
Irisvel falls.'
Irisviel... Berserker?! Oh no no nononononononono not Fate Zero! Please! Anything but that!
...Well technically if things go the canon way I accomplish that without even needing to exist, BUT THAT IS NOT THE PROBLEM.
I leap to my feet.
Well, no. I lied. I sort of spasmed, flipped forward from my position flat on my back, and then fell on my face. Note to self, do not try to be agile in a new body while tired. No matter how much you're panicking. It didn't really hurt though, which is sort of surprising. I guess the crazy void guy wasn't lying about 'forging me into a new form'. So, what have I got to work with? Something durable, evidently.
Shakily, and
carefully, I get to my feet, and look down at myself. White sweater. Female parts. Purple skirt. I bring some of my hair into view. Blonde. Well, there's only one individual I know of that fits that description. Arcueid Brunestud, White Princess of the True Ancestors. The Executioner of their fallen. Well, that's uh, that's going to be fun. Hopefully no Dead Apostles won't find out I'm here for at least a week or something. Or anyone else for that matter, because there being a second Arcueid is going to throw the moonlit world for a spin.
'...Who do I think I'm kidding? There's no way my luck could ever be that good. There's going to be a dead apostle after me by tomorrow at the latest, if I'm surprisingly fortunate.'
And I have to kill Irisviel. Or at least ensure that she ends up dead. Piece of cake, if not for the fact that she's basically the single nicest person in all of Zero.
'Why couldn't it have been Ryuunosuke or something? I'd have killed Ryuunosuke. Hell, he probably would get off on it or something. Give him one last happy memory of the sight of his own guts before he goes off to get recycled.'
But enough of this. Where the hell am I? Given the water over there and the giant storage containers, this looks pretty much like the set of the crazy opening fight of Zero, with Saber vs Lancer vs Rider's Boasting vs Archer's Ego vs Berserker vs Saber again. It just hasn't been destroyed yet. With that thought, I stiffen.
"If that fights starts up directly on top of me, I'm gonna be
really mad at you, Robert." I say, before wandering off to try and find something.
'Protect Berserker, right? Logically, that means Kariya... Off to Worm city, I suppose.' I think, a plan(for certain definitions of plan) forming in my head on what to do.