01.20.02 - Lessons
"This is your ill-socialized assumptions coming out." Larmus grumbles.
She nodded, and tried to take a note but paused. "Uh. That anyone who chooses violence against me is dumb and seeking death? Or talking about fighting? Or wait, there's this other thing I say that might be bad. Sometimes I say 'If god wanted you to live, he wouldn't have allowed you to meet me.' An old earth warlord said it, and I like it so I stole it."
"I pray you never have to fight the Blue Suns, they will kill you." Larmus once again grumbles. "Spirits, this is going to be a work of years."
"Shit. Well. Do you understand the concept of homework?" She asked looking at him.
"You'll have plenty." He continues to type at his omnitool.
Rebecca nodded, "Can I send it to you when I'm finished for more? I don't want to ask too much."
"No. You have eight hours of my time daily. Two of them will be in person. Six will be me preparing coursework. The rest of the day is mine." He firmly sets his boundaries immediately.
"Oh shit, awesome." Rebecca said happily, "Good! I'll make sure to keep to that. Though we should write that all down." She wasn't sure why she was now playing stupid. He made assumptions, about her knowledge Rebecca guessed, so now she had to be dumber so he'd start earlier.
"Spirits. Alright. Activate speech to text." He gestures to Rebecca's omnitool as he settles into the idea of spending hours doing this. "We'll do this all properly. Feel like I'm back in university."
"Was that fun?" Rebecca asked him, turning on her omnitool to record the conversation.
"No. Moving on." He starts to pull a questionnaire up.
Rebecca had one more quick question, "Sorry, are any questions off limits? I asked a drill instructor in boot if his wife was a good lay. He got fucking pissed. I was curious, he seemed unhappy."
"Yes. It'll be part of your testing to figure out what's off limits." Larmus explains, "If you exceed the limits, consider it a bad mark." He makes it a challenge unintentionally as Camlos chuckles.
"She's gonna see how far she can push it now. Idiot." The younger Turian comments while Lisyris lets her typing stop to shake her head amusedly.
Rebecca smiled, "Did something bad happen in university?"
"We'll mark twenty points off this week." Larmus taps at his omnitool to record that, sending her a point total.
She stopped immediately, and narrowed her eyes, pouting. "Do you mind if I test cause and effect a little bit. I'm wondering something."
"Wondering what?" Larmus asks.
"I have this... Like, I know how to tease people really well." Rebecca said, "I'm wondering if that's something I could use to figure out how to not bother people. Like, you don't like university and have a scar. You're working on omega as a blood sport organizer. You obviously fucked up somehow, got busted into something violent but had a spot of bad luck." Rebecca lists off her observations. "That means you were educated, but had low morals which narrows things down, but not that much. You fought hard, for everything."
She reached her conclusion, trying to voice a second sense, "So like, I know I could get you really violent if I made it seem, like, like getting to this point was very less and easy, despite it being a fight for you the entire time."
"Quite. And that's a good observation of what not to do. Now you have to develop another understanding. How to see the opposite of that." Larmus points a finger at himself, "Be used to drive me to a position to help you? Think on it."
Rebecca rubbed her chin, thinking. "I'm sitting in a rich condo. I've shown you huge paychecks, and I make the things I do sound very easy. You don't know that I was abandoned as a child and put into prison, until I became a soldier. That this is the only way to regain a sense of what personhood is." She narrows her eyes, "I could try and mirror our experiences, but that might seem like... Too obvious? Maybe? Because people just roll their eyes."
"You're off track. Don't think about yourself, think about me. My experiences." Larmus directs the logic, "I don't need to like you, I don't need to enjoy your company or even need to not hate you. I need to agree with you. There's a difference there. Try once more."
"So... Oh, I could work this as a challenge, because I do want longer classes." Rebecca said looking at him. "I got you here by offering money, and I could just throw wads of cash, but I'm not made of it. Arena stuff is gambling. So... I could offer contacts I make?"
"Now you're thinking transactionally. Also wrong. Let me explain." The Turian shakes his head. "To take you as an example. Soldier, prisoner, little grasp of normal interaction. I wouldn't try to explain shared benefit or project any sort of negative consequence of not listening to my course of action. The shared benefit would be obvious to you if its real, the negative consequence shrugged off with your self-assured lethality."
Clearing his throat with a rattle-hiss, Larmus continues, "Instead, I'd draw on your directives as a combatant, your desires of leadership from a long career in the armed forces of your people. I'd begin suggesting actions from your point of view. Bringing out ideas with prodding and interaction rather than direct offers of future activity."
"This means, in the event they fail, it doesn't appear to be my fault, and in the event they succeed, you associate that with my careful advisement and presence. I've not given you anything but words, I've not prodded you into anger, nor have I established an emotional bond. It is professional, effective and distant." The Turian finishes with a nod, cybernetic mandible twitching oddly. "Now, how would you manage me?"
"I'd rely on..." Rebecca muttered to herself, distant. "I mean you do get off a little on looking down on me. So I'd let that slide, pretend to not even notice it. Recognition. Not compliments, but like, bonuses."
"Still thinking how to make me like you. Accept your guidance and leadership. As if I'm an underling. Think of me as a customer, a negotiating equal. I won't follow your lead unless I'm very vulnerable. You want to trick, cajole or calmly direct me in the right way without bonding in any way." Larmus explains again, not sounding annoyed or even distressed, rather enjoying this discussion.
Oh, cajole. "I'd imply this was too hard for you. Not directly, I'd just repeatedly offer more money, and things as if I didn't think you were up to it, and needed support."
"Ah, but now you're thinking as the customer. Not the seller. You want them to think you can complete the job. Cajole in this instance means more like....." He thinks on how to communicate the concept. "Cajole means something like an implied risk of not hiring you. A false timeline perhaps. Say something like, 'They're bearing down fast, Mister Batarian, you'll need someone, and another company might not make it here in time.' Make them feel their situation keenly."
"Oh, no-one else will hire you like this. If this relationship ends, you're back where you started, which is with considerably less, because at eight hours a day, it implies you quit or have diverted a ton of your duties from the other job or jobs you work" Rebecca said quickly, thinking hard.
"Now you're idly threatening me. Which is an effective personal negotiation tactic, if ill-appreciated." Larmus grumbles, "We'll need to engage in some educational roleplay, I think. I'll concoct some scenarios to work with for next time."
"Oh, Lisa does that. Like the CSEC and the Robber." Rebecca offered her own experiences, to show understanding. It's a terrible idea. The look on his face makes her stop immediately. Both Camlos, and Lisa are giggling, both at the humor, and knowing they don't have to do this.
"....No. Not quite." The tone Larmus takes is exasperatedly annoyed and mildly horrified. "We'll get back to that idea when I've got them written down." He goes back to his omni-tool writing something down.
It's clear however that he's greatly enjoying teaching, as he continues with his tutoring. "You're decently versed at personal communication, if crude with your words, what you lack is a sense of separation from others. Personal arguments lead to ties and bonds, which lead to personal level disagreements in business. Keeping a cool distance will let you avoid that as well as easily direct the customer to their rightful place."
"I wonder if that's because my job is so intimate." Rebecca offers offhand, "Do not many people deal with so much romance In their day-to-day lives?"
"I think it's more to do with your profound inexperience with relationships, outside of romance and murder." Larmus grumbles again, finding this annoying but educational at least.
"What else is there?" She asked, looking at him again.
"A business relationship. Like ours. With no sexual or violent tones in it." He looks back, annoyed.
Rebecca is confused, "But I'm giving you money, which controls your rent, your food, everything."
"I own my home, and have other sources of income. You control luxuries at best." The Turian stares.
She was even more confused, "What's a luxury? Exactly?"
"Liquor, electronics beyond the most basic, things you can live without." Larmus explains.
"Yeah but if you didn't have those things, wouldn't you just start taking them?"
"No. Because I value my life too much to risk it over an object. You do not value your life overly much. There is a dissonance of values between us." The Turian says with an educational tone, "Its not cultural, rather, personal."
Rebecca thought for a second, "Right. You could imply for me that my family would be safer with these lessons. Or happier, and because I value them more, I would want it more. They wouldn't be less safe because you exist. Your service is beneficial."
Lisa walked over and placed a pint glass of water on the table, and Rebecca took a sip, watching her carefully. Then she went back to the conversation, "I'm trying to apply this to something I want right now. That's not quite what I need to think about, but on a broader scale." Rebecca was mostly mumbling but her words were very clear, "On a broader scale... The more successful I am, the more successful I can make you."
Larmus has already gotten used to Lisa's state of undress, finding it ignorable, instead he leans forward. He's clearly engaged, and his eyes scour Rebecca as if she's an odd puzzle, "You still are considering this relationship transactional instead of business like. You do not want to pay me more. My aid is irrelevant. You should try to convince me to do more for less, or the same. Allow me to explain."
Larmus starts to explain. "I would approach it from my university time, I'm obviously educated and believed in spending time in a university despite being a profiled minority. I likely understand—"
"Er, wait, what?" Rebecca interrupted, "I don't know what a profiled minority is, or the cultural context. It's like racism, right?"
"I am part of a group of individuals treated poorly by the majority of society due to a vagary of birth." Larmus manages to calmly get out, "I am not afforded the same opportunity as other Turians. In any area of society. And am frequently barred from sources of employment."
"The fuck. Why?" Rebecca asked, upset clearly.
"My face is bare of clan markings. I hold no family or kin." The Turian explains.
Her jaw sets, "So you get treated like shit. Because you were born an orphan. Like me."
"Quite." Larmus nods.
"Fuck that." Then she realized there was literally nothing she could do about it. She couldn't even help him in some way, she couldn't buy him a family. Or make him one. "Ah. Sorry."
"Quite. Now that you know this, however, you know that I'm driven by achievement. So, theoretically, you could phrase it as your education being an achievement of mine. If you knew more about me, you could surmise whether or not this means I'd want people to know I did it or not. Thus, you should gather more information, or gamble on assuming. Make sense?" Larmus asks.
"Yeah, you nearly spat when you heard blood pack." Rebecca said out loud, "Then winced, like constantly at every aspect of what I do. My gut says though, if I do work out, if this does. Then I'd be a stunning example. An—"
She interrupted herself to ask, "Are you allowed to be a teacher? In Turian society I mean."
"Good guess. Legally yes, practically, no." Larmus nods to Rebecca.
"You don't need to be seen, or else you'd have picked something far more glamorous." Rebecca still picking up things, "I could hire a second turian? So that your education of me would include the defeat of someone shitty. I could even have them be slightly incompetent. Wait, fuck, no I'm spending more money to do that."
"Exactly, and I'd recommend also hiring a human. Or at least speaking to one. A crucial part of socialization is understanding expected culture." He explains.
Rebecca hissed slightly, "Humans... Are... Not fond of me. Universally. Not in a racist way, they can sense my murder needs."
"And understanding the specific reasoning and cultural background behind that feeling, as well as learning to mimic their more 'normal behaviour' is a crucial part of blending and interacting with polite society, yes. Get over your apprehensions." The Turian waves away the excuse, not caring overly much for it.
"Wait, if I need to hire a human, if I find one as equally needing achievement. Then you two would be competitive." Rebecca said rubbing her chin, "When something even went right, I could send a group message on that one's success. If I got really cut throat I could even have pay based on who I feel is doing better, but then you'd both try to just make me happy. Rather than make me succeed."
Rebecca took another sip of water as she thought, carefully, "Unless, there's an unbiased mediator."
"Too many steps. Bureaucratic inefficiency is setting in. You were onto something. Competition needn't have a practical reward if properly instituted." Larmus explains.
"Like the point thing. I flew right the minute I knew points would be taken away for being a little shit."
"Exactly. Plus ten points." He rewards the understanding with vague, yet now highly sought after points. "I don't need to explain the points, nor how they work, all you need to know is you are being graded."
"Because when you hit the right nerve, they think less about the situation." Rebecca said, starting to finally get it. "I'm trying to set up the perfect scenario, it just needs to be good enough to get to the next deal."
"Exactly, or at least close enough that me saying exactly will get you to agree and move on." Larmus nods again to the woman, "Its all about meeting in the middle, or, if possible, somewhere they think is the middle."
Rebecca rubbed one side of her face, "You're kind of great at this, teaching I mean."
"Five points. Thank you." Larmus sees the practical application of the lesson and accepts the compliment.
She nodded, and tried to take a note but paused. "Uh. That anyone who chooses violence against me is dumb and seeking death? Or talking about fighting? Or wait, there's this other thing I say that might be bad. Sometimes I say 'If god wanted you to live, he wouldn't have allowed you to meet me.' An old earth warlord said it, and I like it so I stole it."
"I pray you never have to fight the Blue Suns, they will kill you." Larmus once again grumbles. "Spirits, this is going to be a work of years."
"Shit. Well. Do you understand the concept of homework?" She asked looking at him.
"You'll have plenty." He continues to type at his omnitool.
Rebecca nodded, "Can I send it to you when I'm finished for more? I don't want to ask too much."
"No. You have eight hours of my time daily. Two of them will be in person. Six will be me preparing coursework. The rest of the day is mine." He firmly sets his boundaries immediately.
"Oh shit, awesome." Rebecca said happily, "Good! I'll make sure to keep to that. Though we should write that all down." She wasn't sure why she was now playing stupid. He made assumptions, about her knowledge Rebecca guessed, so now she had to be dumber so he'd start earlier.
"Spirits. Alright. Activate speech to text." He gestures to Rebecca's omnitool as he settles into the idea of spending hours doing this. "We'll do this all properly. Feel like I'm back in university."
"Was that fun?" Rebecca asked him, turning on her omnitool to record the conversation.
"No. Moving on." He starts to pull a questionnaire up.
Rebecca had one more quick question, "Sorry, are any questions off limits? I asked a drill instructor in boot if his wife was a good lay. He got fucking pissed. I was curious, he seemed unhappy."
"Yes. It'll be part of your testing to figure out what's off limits." Larmus explains, "If you exceed the limits, consider it a bad mark." He makes it a challenge unintentionally as Camlos chuckles.
"She's gonna see how far she can push it now. Idiot." The younger Turian comments while Lisyris lets her typing stop to shake her head amusedly.
Rebecca smiled, "Did something bad happen in university?"
"We'll mark twenty points off this week." Larmus taps at his omnitool to record that, sending her a point total.
She stopped immediately, and narrowed her eyes, pouting. "Do you mind if I test cause and effect a little bit. I'm wondering something."
"Wondering what?" Larmus asks.
"I have this... Like, I know how to tease people really well." Rebecca said, "I'm wondering if that's something I could use to figure out how to not bother people. Like, you don't like university and have a scar. You're working on omega as a blood sport organizer. You obviously fucked up somehow, got busted into something violent but had a spot of bad luck." Rebecca lists off her observations. "That means you were educated, but had low morals which narrows things down, but not that much. You fought hard, for everything."
She reached her conclusion, trying to voice a second sense, "So like, I know I could get you really violent if I made it seem, like, like getting to this point was very less and easy, despite it being a fight for you the entire time."
"Quite. And that's a good observation of what not to do. Now you have to develop another understanding. How to see the opposite of that." Larmus points a finger at himself, "Be used to drive me to a position to help you? Think on it."
Rebecca rubbed her chin, thinking. "I'm sitting in a rich condo. I've shown you huge paychecks, and I make the things I do sound very easy. You don't know that I was abandoned as a child and put into prison, until I became a soldier. That this is the only way to regain a sense of what personhood is." She narrows her eyes, "I could try and mirror our experiences, but that might seem like... Too obvious? Maybe? Because people just roll their eyes."
"You're off track. Don't think about yourself, think about me. My experiences." Larmus directs the logic, "I don't need to like you, I don't need to enjoy your company or even need to not hate you. I need to agree with you. There's a difference there. Try once more."
"So... Oh, I could work this as a challenge, because I do want longer classes." Rebecca said looking at him. "I got you here by offering money, and I could just throw wads of cash, but I'm not made of it. Arena stuff is gambling. So... I could offer contacts I make?"
"Now you're thinking transactionally. Also wrong. Let me explain." The Turian shakes his head. "To take you as an example. Soldier, prisoner, little grasp of normal interaction. I wouldn't try to explain shared benefit or project any sort of negative consequence of not listening to my course of action. The shared benefit would be obvious to you if its real, the negative consequence shrugged off with your self-assured lethality."
Clearing his throat with a rattle-hiss, Larmus continues, "Instead, I'd draw on your directives as a combatant, your desires of leadership from a long career in the armed forces of your people. I'd begin suggesting actions from your point of view. Bringing out ideas with prodding and interaction rather than direct offers of future activity."
"This means, in the event they fail, it doesn't appear to be my fault, and in the event they succeed, you associate that with my careful advisement and presence. I've not given you anything but words, I've not prodded you into anger, nor have I established an emotional bond. It is professional, effective and distant." The Turian finishes with a nod, cybernetic mandible twitching oddly. "Now, how would you manage me?"
"I'd rely on..." Rebecca muttered to herself, distant. "I mean you do get off a little on looking down on me. So I'd let that slide, pretend to not even notice it. Recognition. Not compliments, but like, bonuses."
"Still thinking how to make me like you. Accept your guidance and leadership. As if I'm an underling. Think of me as a customer, a negotiating equal. I won't follow your lead unless I'm very vulnerable. You want to trick, cajole or calmly direct me in the right way without bonding in any way." Larmus explains again, not sounding annoyed or even distressed, rather enjoying this discussion.
Oh, cajole. "I'd imply this was too hard for you. Not directly, I'd just repeatedly offer more money, and things as if I didn't think you were up to it, and needed support."
"Ah, but now you're thinking as the customer. Not the seller. You want them to think you can complete the job. Cajole in this instance means more like....." He thinks on how to communicate the concept. "Cajole means something like an implied risk of not hiring you. A false timeline perhaps. Say something like, 'They're bearing down fast, Mister Batarian, you'll need someone, and another company might not make it here in time.' Make them feel their situation keenly."
"Oh, no-one else will hire you like this. If this relationship ends, you're back where you started, which is with considerably less, because at eight hours a day, it implies you quit or have diverted a ton of your duties from the other job or jobs you work" Rebecca said quickly, thinking hard.
"Now you're idly threatening me. Which is an effective personal negotiation tactic, if ill-appreciated." Larmus grumbles, "We'll need to engage in some educational roleplay, I think. I'll concoct some scenarios to work with for next time."
"Oh, Lisa does that. Like the CSEC and the Robber." Rebecca offered her own experiences, to show understanding. It's a terrible idea. The look on his face makes her stop immediately. Both Camlos, and Lisa are giggling, both at the humor, and knowing they don't have to do this.
"....No. Not quite." The tone Larmus takes is exasperatedly annoyed and mildly horrified. "We'll get back to that idea when I've got them written down." He goes back to his omni-tool writing something down.
It's clear however that he's greatly enjoying teaching, as he continues with his tutoring. "You're decently versed at personal communication, if crude with your words, what you lack is a sense of separation from others. Personal arguments lead to ties and bonds, which lead to personal level disagreements in business. Keeping a cool distance will let you avoid that as well as easily direct the customer to their rightful place."
"I wonder if that's because my job is so intimate." Rebecca offers offhand, "Do not many people deal with so much romance In their day-to-day lives?"
"I think it's more to do with your profound inexperience with relationships, outside of romance and murder." Larmus grumbles again, finding this annoying but educational at least.
"What else is there?" She asked, looking at him again.
"A business relationship. Like ours. With no sexual or violent tones in it." He looks back, annoyed.
Rebecca is confused, "But I'm giving you money, which controls your rent, your food, everything."
"I own my home, and have other sources of income. You control luxuries at best." The Turian stares.
She was even more confused, "What's a luxury? Exactly?"
"Liquor, electronics beyond the most basic, things you can live without." Larmus explains.
"Yeah but if you didn't have those things, wouldn't you just start taking them?"
"No. Because I value my life too much to risk it over an object. You do not value your life overly much. There is a dissonance of values between us." The Turian says with an educational tone, "Its not cultural, rather, personal."
Rebecca thought for a second, "Right. You could imply for me that my family would be safer with these lessons. Or happier, and because I value them more, I would want it more. They wouldn't be less safe because you exist. Your service is beneficial."
Lisa walked over and placed a pint glass of water on the table, and Rebecca took a sip, watching her carefully. Then she went back to the conversation, "I'm trying to apply this to something I want right now. That's not quite what I need to think about, but on a broader scale." Rebecca was mostly mumbling but her words were very clear, "On a broader scale... The more successful I am, the more successful I can make you."
Larmus has already gotten used to Lisa's state of undress, finding it ignorable, instead he leans forward. He's clearly engaged, and his eyes scour Rebecca as if she's an odd puzzle, "You still are considering this relationship transactional instead of business like. You do not want to pay me more. My aid is irrelevant. You should try to convince me to do more for less, or the same. Allow me to explain."
Larmus starts to explain. "I would approach it from my university time, I'm obviously educated and believed in spending time in a university despite being a profiled minority. I likely understand—"
"Er, wait, what?" Rebecca interrupted, "I don't know what a profiled minority is, or the cultural context. It's like racism, right?"
"I am part of a group of individuals treated poorly by the majority of society due to a vagary of birth." Larmus manages to calmly get out, "I am not afforded the same opportunity as other Turians. In any area of society. And am frequently barred from sources of employment."
"The fuck. Why?" Rebecca asked, upset clearly.
"My face is bare of clan markings. I hold no family or kin." The Turian explains.
Her jaw sets, "So you get treated like shit. Because you were born an orphan. Like me."
"Quite." Larmus nods.
"Fuck that." Then she realized there was literally nothing she could do about it. She couldn't even help him in some way, she couldn't buy him a family. Or make him one. "Ah. Sorry."
"Quite. Now that you know this, however, you know that I'm driven by achievement. So, theoretically, you could phrase it as your education being an achievement of mine. If you knew more about me, you could surmise whether or not this means I'd want people to know I did it or not. Thus, you should gather more information, or gamble on assuming. Make sense?" Larmus asks.
"Yeah, you nearly spat when you heard blood pack." Rebecca said out loud, "Then winced, like constantly at every aspect of what I do. My gut says though, if I do work out, if this does. Then I'd be a stunning example. An—"
She interrupted herself to ask, "Are you allowed to be a teacher? In Turian society I mean."
"Good guess. Legally yes, practically, no." Larmus nods to Rebecca.
"You don't need to be seen, or else you'd have picked something far more glamorous." Rebecca still picking up things, "I could hire a second turian? So that your education of me would include the defeat of someone shitty. I could even have them be slightly incompetent. Wait, fuck, no I'm spending more money to do that."
"Exactly, and I'd recommend also hiring a human. Or at least speaking to one. A crucial part of socialization is understanding expected culture." He explains.
Rebecca hissed slightly, "Humans... Are... Not fond of me. Universally. Not in a racist way, they can sense my murder needs."
"And understanding the specific reasoning and cultural background behind that feeling, as well as learning to mimic their more 'normal behaviour' is a crucial part of blending and interacting with polite society, yes. Get over your apprehensions." The Turian waves away the excuse, not caring overly much for it.
"Wait, if I need to hire a human, if I find one as equally needing achievement. Then you two would be competitive." Rebecca said rubbing her chin, "When something even went right, I could send a group message on that one's success. If I got really cut throat I could even have pay based on who I feel is doing better, but then you'd both try to just make me happy. Rather than make me succeed."
Rebecca took another sip of water as she thought, carefully, "Unless, there's an unbiased mediator."
"Too many steps. Bureaucratic inefficiency is setting in. You were onto something. Competition needn't have a practical reward if properly instituted." Larmus explains.
"Like the point thing. I flew right the minute I knew points would be taken away for being a little shit."
"Exactly. Plus ten points." He rewards the understanding with vague, yet now highly sought after points. "I don't need to explain the points, nor how they work, all you need to know is you are being graded."
"Because when you hit the right nerve, they think less about the situation." Rebecca said, starting to finally get it. "I'm trying to set up the perfect scenario, it just needs to be good enough to get to the next deal."
"Exactly, or at least close enough that me saying exactly will get you to agree and move on." Larmus nods again to the woman, "Its all about meeting in the middle, or, if possible, somewhere they think is the middle."
Rebecca rubbed one side of her face, "You're kind of great at this, teaching I mean."
"Five points. Thank you." Larmus sees the practical application of the lesson and accepts the compliment.