02.03.01 - Kitty Kitty
Princess Scribe
A swelled-headed, gossipy, coquette gadabout.
- Location
- Venus
- Pronouns
- She/Her
Rebecca had turned the bachelor's pad next door into a personal office. The apartment featured a living room with an attached kitchen and faux wood floors. The kitchen was well-equipped, but one particular door bore terrible claw marks, as if something had desperately tried to get in.
It didn't look like something that husks would do; the scratches looked like ragged gouges from talons. As she inspected the damage, Rebecca heard a deep, angry growl behind her—something feral and low, like a humming engine, one that wanted to eat her.
She turned around slowly, ever so slowly, as to not trigger whatever predatory instinct of whatever animal was threatening her. The movement felt like it would take years before she'd finally get eyes behind her, and the entire time, her neck was scoured with feral eyes. She could sense that she was being either judged, toyed with, or hunted.
When she finally finished turning around, she saw something that resembled a purple cheetah lurking nearby. It had spots like a cheetah, and the face was cute and rounded as well, but its claws were razor-sharp, and the three tails behind it planted it firmly in the extra-terrestrial category. The growl it emitted was far larger than the beast itself, sounding like a large tiger, or maybe a bear. She didn't know how she had missed it when she walked in. Now that it made itself known, she saw dead husks were scattered around it, and large strips of metal had been gnawed off in crescent shapes. Wait—Could it eat metal? she wondered.
"Hey bud," Rebecca said quietly to the creature, "I'm Rebecca. I don't want to hurt you. Are you friendly?"
She put her hand out. Rebecca had loved animals, but pets were verboten in the small home they kept her in. The ones in the jungle were too scared to interact with, except the one time she had fed a wounded panther. Animals seemed nice; they were like her—they understood survival at all costs.
The creature hissed but then slowly approached. It growled and jumped backward before kneeling low and hissing again. Rebecca didn't move. She didn't want to scare it, and she didn't want to leave it to starve. It was about as big as a Labrador, but she noted the claws tore the carpet as it walked. Eventually, it got close, sniffed her hand, and head-butted it before backing up and looking at her.
"You're a good girl, boy," She looked around and didn't see anything that gendered it. "Everyone in the building is dead. I think I might have to take care of you." The creature let out a low meow in a quiet tone as the words came out, and its head almost drooped.
"Did you... That seemed like... You didn't understand me right?" Rebecca paused for a moment, "That couldn't—Well, aliens, so just in case." She stared at the creature for a moment longer. "The Citadel has been attacked; nothing in this building survived except for you so far. I'm kind of a not great person, but I'm nice to animals."
The Cat laid down low, and made a soft sad noise before walking around and then nudging the Husk where she had been trying to eat it.
Rebecca slowly returned to the ravaged door, where the thing had clearly, desperately, tried to get in. With a breath of relief, the cat's food was easy to find, and a bowl was easy to retrieve as well. Its kibble came out in dried rusty flakes that looked like iron and steel, with small chunks of dried meat-smelling chunks.
The creature seemed to accept her presence as she moved the chair from the dining room into the main area and set it up.
Then she called in two of her employees: a Turian named Sitina, and her... lover, no, life-bonded, a Krogan named Javarog. They showed up in moments, sat down, and were greeted personally by Rebecca and her new pet, Catteris. Hands were shaken, and both shared glances behind Rebecca's back of unease.
"Excellent, well let's get down to why I called you here. I need someone to do the grunt work of leading a platoon. I've noticed that the command structure of someone big and strong enough to beat the shit out of a Krogan, and then a second so that they don't seem to get all frothy about getting attention from their leader works out extremely well," Rebecca explained, "You'll be of equal pay, and essentially, the positions are Enforcer and Leader. However, I'm expecting you to work together."
"Uh, and who gets what?" The lead one, the smart one, Sitina, starts off by clarifying exactly who is what. "I don't exactly know off the cuff which of us is supposed to do the... beating the shit out of a Krogan," she says, audibly hoping it's not her.
Is this a fucking... Is she socially smart, or really dumb? Fuck it, Rebecca nodded, hearing her words and thinking for a moment, "Javarog, do you think you could handle most of our recruits? It would be better for those from Tuchanka to see a familiar face. We've never gotten a Krogan older than, well, you're the oldest at a hundred and nine."
"Yeah? They're pyjack-fuckers with no brains and barely any brawn," Javarog shrugs with the thrumming bass of a Krogan. "It's as easy as throwing a brick at them when they act out, and throwing them at bricks when they're stupid."
Oh fuck. Vro is still on the Citadel. She started to sweat a little. "I just realized my Battlemaster is still on the station. Fuck." Rebecca laughed, trying to show a little personality with the newly promoted. "That's going to suck. I pissed him off right as we landed, then ran into battle."
"You're fucked, boss," Javarog offers his two cents with a sage nod of wisdom. Sitrina quickly gave the Krogan a swift elbow to the ribs. Trying to stifle the man quickly.
Rebecca sighed. Kratt mentioned this might happen. "So, I expect you to speak your mind freely, to be clear. You're now part of the... upper division. That means you're going to take what your platoon says and feed it to me plainly with your opinions, and take what I order to them while keeping any stupid, harmful-for-morale shit out. That means while still professional, we're going to need to be a bit more open." They were still staring at her, seeming to eye her warily. "That means you need to be comfortable enough to tell me when an idea is stupid, and that means we talk more like normal people. Well, Omega normal, not fines-for-swears Citadel normal."
"So... we're commanders. Okay, that's a lot more sensible," Sitina finally breathes out a sigh of relief at understanding what's happening. "Well, then, uh, we need a lot of time to figure out what the platoons are doing. You've been managing them pretty directly, and Kratt tells no one why he does something."
Son of a BITCH. "Nooooo..." Rebecca moaned sadly. "He said you two were prepared mostly... Is one of you good at math?"
Sitina shrugs. "Got a degree in computer science before I fucked off." The Turian points to a service ribbon she still wears for the Palaven Central University.
"Excellent," Rebecca said, breathing out. "So... I give you a mission and a budget. I have a few templates if you need them."
"I can keep the Krogans off the money, yeah," Sitina confirms with an easy nod.
Rebecca pauses a second. "No, I tell Kratt to pay you all a very fair wage. Wait." She takes a deep breath. "How much are you being paid per mission, before bonuses?"
"A chunk under standard rates, usually. But that's because we're not with like, Eclipse," Sitina shrugs again. "It's alright, work's easy."
"No. You're supposed to be paid..." Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. She double-checked her spreadsheets again, quickly. The money out is at the rate she set. That means there was money missing, but it couldn't be Kratt, he was a friend. Krogan culturally find that incredibly weak as well, "Okay, everyone is getting a raise."
Sitina gestures to her omnitool. "You want me to work something up? My omnitool can run VI assistance and a lot of other things." She shows actual accounting software instead of freeware found on the intranet.
Oh, she's just like... Starting on her own. Holy shit. YES! "Oh! You don't use a calculator and a spreadsheet! This is great. Nice. Yes, please, if you could email it to me. The rate is supposed to be as much as a Blue Sun, but everyone still needs to understand that the whole kill a guy to get in, still applies," Rebecca mused, her eyes brightening with excitement. "And we still do the arena for promotions."
"Sixteen kay then. Alright," Sitina agreed with a nod. "And you know, we could like, not do that and save on a lot of expertise we lose when some jackass pulls a gun on a Turian. Krogans don't lose much though, natural fighters and all," she quipped, playfully punching Javarog's side. "We lost a squad commander last month because someone decided to want to get in at high rank and knife fought them. Annoying."
Rebecca considered this carefully. "That should be explained; it's only for below leadership. We have so many Krogan and Vorcha who can do insane work, that it allows us to punch far above what our budget allows for gear and materials." She explained the business side earnestly, ensuring they understood, "Because we use strength and murder as our promotion system, it means our health plan is mostly funneled into life insurance, which keeps costs very steady. Vorcha can fly in nearly unsalvageable ships. Our Krogan whelps barely need barriers, and in fact love running in nearly unarmed. To keep that going we need to be different from corporate suits. We fill a niche for the poorly adapted anti-social."
"I understand that, but if we want to expand massively, corporate contracts ring in at a million credits a month sometimes. We'll have to balance our rep and practical efforts," Sitina immediately counter-argues calmly. "Krogan and Vorcha are efficient, but the real reason we need more Turians, humans, and preferably Asari is so that when push comes to shove, we can take some nice Corpo colony takeover and walk out with a frigate's worth in cash and loot." Sitrina knows her stuff, and she's not afraid to prove it, "They won't hire a Krogan band, bad look. They will hire a multi-species merc company and support diversity, however," the Turian added with a very exasperated tone, explaining the stark realities of intergalactic business, "It's stupid, but it's money."
"My biggest issue, I think," Rebecca said thinking carefully, she was going to play with her knife, but she remembered how hard Larmus slapped her the last time she did that. The coin was supposed to be better, somehow. "Is that we lose our culture doing that. I want Asari, Turians, Humans, and Salarians who see what we do and how we function and want to be a part of that. It self-selects for people who are far more violent than the norm, and filters operatives."
Javarog grumbled, "We don't pay enough for the real fighters of those species," his voice echoed slightly in the quiet room. "STG operatives can get half a million a year in corporate intelligence. Alliance N7's are the nastiest sons of bitches that aren't Krogan Battlemasters of five centuries and know it. Turian Hastati go into piracy and make bank. Asari Commandos? Fuck me, they can not work if they wanna, Aria hires 'em for a retainer of thirty kay a month."
Rebecca paused, the weight of the numbers heavy in her mind. She hated she couldn't afford the best. Hated it even more the best didn't want her. "Javarog," she began, encouraging him to continue, "is there a more organized way we can do our blood-in? That would work for both sides, attractive to the whelps, maybe even help them make that half step to more professional work, and attractive to the skinnier types who don't want to get annihilated in their sleep? Maybe a more organized..."
As the discussion heated up, Catteris, previously lounging in the corner, started to meander around the room, occasionally swiping at stray objects or sniffing at the remnants of a meal forgotten on a nearby table. The slight distraction added a layer of domesticity to the otherwise tense strategizing.
"Make it actually challenges? Like back home. Unless everyone hears you do it, and sees you do it, it's not true. What's the civil word for it?" Javarog tried to think as he looked distantly at the wall.
"Duel?" Sitina finished for him.
"Yeah, that," Javarog chuckled. "Duel, you don't wanna know how stupid that sounds in Krogan."
Rebecca nodded and rubbed her chin. "There's also... Rites? I hear mumbles about them, boasting when they think no one's listening. Do any of them match a dangerous, but not person versus person challenge?"
"Make it challenges? Yeah, guess you could do that. You aren't Krogan, so you'll have to make up your own. But it'll be familiar," Javarog nodded in agreement to Rebecca's statement.
Rebecca nodded; she hated that she'd always be a human. Everything about her "own" culture seemed ridiculous, the way they considered war, the way they considered strength, the way they balked at her. She never chose to be a dead-eyed orphan, fucking morons. "Yeah, alright, that makes sense."
"Maybe you need to... make a recruitment corp?" Sitina offered. "Find some Salarian STG, some Asari Commando, some Human N7, get them in, have them figure it out? They'd know better than us."
"I'd like, with those three that come up constantly, they also consider a Worthy Fist Commander just as fearsome, someday," Rebecca said with a bit of sadness, wistful and far off in her own thoughts. "I do love the challenge though. We can have blood trials one day every month, and after missions. Take sign-ups, have some squad vs squad duels assigned randomly, besides those who sign up together. If we hold it on Omega, we can just sidestep the law entirely for how we conduct recruiting."
"Yeah, that works at least for now. Uh, I still don't know how other species will react. Salarians at least hate random factors like that. They'd get pissy when food was late or ammo was early in training exercises," Sitina explained the Salarian condition. "So random challenges and shit, which unpredictably change their squads, are gonna have 'em up the wall."
"That's why a squad of five can sign up together. Our band is inherently chaotic; they're not going to do well anyways if they can't deal with a bit of messy slop," Rebecca muttered mostly to herself, rubbing her chin. "I'm hoping the squad sign-up will make the incredibly ambitious and opportunistic show up."
"This'll be a mess, you realize?" Sitina sighed, imagining having to handle humans, krogans, and turians smacking into each other. "I suppose we'll have to handle it nevertheless."
Rebecca nodded again as she awkwardly rolled a coin in her hand. Manipulating it smoothly helped keep her mind focused on the present, allowing her to tune out the background noise and remain engaged in the conversation. "I don't want to separate by culture and species. If they want to be a part of us, they need to fit in with us. Blood-in trials it is then."
"Blood-in trials sound fun," Javarog chuckled. "We should like... make 'em cut their hands open and shake their squad mates' hands—"
Rebecca's eyes lit up with a wide smile as Javarog was interrupted.
"We will not have people spreading bloodborne diseases," Sitina interrupted with a grumble.
And then the lights returned to their pre-programmed minimum amount of soul. "Right, yeah. They can do it over a stone."
"Ugh." Sitina realized she was surrounded by the same sort of people, staring at the floor with the creeping dread of being the only sane person here. "Damn it."
"Camlos also hates my ideas normally. You can call him for tips and tricks," Rebecca passed Sitina the number to her own twink. The direct omnitool transfer meant she couldn't do anything about it being saved.
"Ugh," another sound of exasperation left her. "Isn't he the one you shot in the, you know." Sitina gestured downward.
"The bar? No, that was Kratt. The video is— Oh! Yeah." Rebecca gave Sitina a thumbs up. "He's still very good with the go-between. Just crazy enough to understand the bloodthirsty, but with decades of experience operating with the civilized."
The Turian woman sighed again, it was likely going to become a constant refrain, like with Camlos. "Alright, I'm getting the resource planning software up and running, can you give me a bank account to feed off?"
"Yes, I'll give you one like Kratt's, which will be your uh... expending budget-y thing," Rebecca said, rubbing her chin. "Oh, and uh. When I find out who is embezzling money from us, I am probably going to make a very horrifying example. Like... A shrine to Mammon? Demon of greed. Bones and skin stretching and stuff."
"Could have also been like, paying them in equipment or something, you know," Javarog added, seeing the anger build. "Sometimes broke whelps ask to have a gun bought, and they take it out of their cheques."
"That wouldn't affect the base rate which is—" Rebecca was cut off but didn't quite mind it.
"You sure whoever you were making do this knew how to annotate it?" The Krogan looked at the document on his lover's omnitool, finding it black magic. "Cause, uh, I don't."
Rebecca felt like she was hit by a wrecking ball. "But then..." Though the money was all where it should be. Mostly, besides the missing pay, but it was their base rate. Where was the money going? It was going to the missions. He had his own accounts, he gave them their pay, and then he'd have to juggle a lot. She quickly pulled up Sitrina's pay and grimaced. "Two of the numbers are transposed. A four and a nine switched with each other. Good, great, catch, Javarog. I almost blew a ton of money on an investigation that'd've turned up nothing."
"I know Krogan stupid," Javarog was very proud of himself, judging from the blunt-toothed grin and glimmer in his reptilian eyes. Before promptly being smacked on the head-plate by Sitina.
"That's because you are Krogan stupid," she confirmed for him, though the pride didn't crack at all.
Goddamn Kratt was right, they were ready. They were ready for me to manage. They are so cute together. Rebecca breathed a big sigh of relief and visibly slacked a bit in her chair. "Excellent. I'll send an email to Kratt, you'll be coordinating with him since he's on Omega with Camlos, the other Commander Enforcer pairing. Oh man, I did get kind of excited about the shrine though. I guess there will eventually be someone who embezzles or steals from me. I'll draw something up for myself," she mumbled, mostly to herself, thinking of what kind of wire she would use, what gauge. It most likely mattered depending on the species in front of her.
"Alright, well, uh." Normally, Kratt and Camlos just kind of intuited when they were dismissed; Larmus had never taught her how to dismiss someone. Shit—goodbyes were always so hard for her. Oh, this is probably what Aria feels like. "Would 'Get to it then' or 'Dismissed' hit better with you?"
"Free to leave works too," Sitina chuckled as she stood up, pulling Javarog along with her.
"Excellent! You're free to leave then," Rebecca declared. "You have my link, but I prefer text unless it's an emergency. There's also a second number." Rebecca sent that to them both as well, "That's the dire emergency line. If I get a call on that, I'm putting gear on to leave as we speak. But yeah! Free to leave!"
She reached down and pet Catteris. Everything was working out great!
It didn't look like something that husks would do; the scratches looked like ragged gouges from talons. As she inspected the damage, Rebecca heard a deep, angry growl behind her—something feral and low, like a humming engine, one that wanted to eat her.
She turned around slowly, ever so slowly, as to not trigger whatever predatory instinct of whatever animal was threatening her. The movement felt like it would take years before she'd finally get eyes behind her, and the entire time, her neck was scoured with feral eyes. She could sense that she was being either judged, toyed with, or hunted.
When she finally finished turning around, she saw something that resembled a purple cheetah lurking nearby. It had spots like a cheetah, and the face was cute and rounded as well, but its claws were razor-sharp, and the three tails behind it planted it firmly in the extra-terrestrial category. The growl it emitted was far larger than the beast itself, sounding like a large tiger, or maybe a bear. She didn't know how she had missed it when she walked in. Now that it made itself known, she saw dead husks were scattered around it, and large strips of metal had been gnawed off in crescent shapes. Wait—Could it eat metal? she wondered.
"Hey bud," Rebecca said quietly to the creature, "I'm Rebecca. I don't want to hurt you. Are you friendly?"
She put her hand out. Rebecca had loved animals, but pets were verboten in the small home they kept her in. The ones in the jungle were too scared to interact with, except the one time she had fed a wounded panther. Animals seemed nice; they were like her—they understood survival at all costs.
The creature hissed but then slowly approached. It growled and jumped backward before kneeling low and hissing again. Rebecca didn't move. She didn't want to scare it, and she didn't want to leave it to starve. It was about as big as a Labrador, but she noted the claws tore the carpet as it walked. Eventually, it got close, sniffed her hand, and head-butted it before backing up and looking at her.
"You're a good girl, boy," She looked around and didn't see anything that gendered it. "Everyone in the building is dead. I think I might have to take care of you." The creature let out a low meow in a quiet tone as the words came out, and its head almost drooped.
"Did you... That seemed like... You didn't understand me right?" Rebecca paused for a moment, "That couldn't—Well, aliens, so just in case." She stared at the creature for a moment longer. "The Citadel has been attacked; nothing in this building survived except for you so far. I'm kind of a not great person, but I'm nice to animals."
The Cat laid down low, and made a soft sad noise before walking around and then nudging the Husk where she had been trying to eat it.
Rebecca slowly returned to the ravaged door, where the thing had clearly, desperately, tried to get in. With a breath of relief, the cat's food was easy to find, and a bowl was easy to retrieve as well. Its kibble came out in dried rusty flakes that looked like iron and steel, with small chunks of dried meat-smelling chunks.
The creature seemed to accept her presence as she moved the chair from the dining room into the main area and set it up.
Then she called in two of her employees: a Turian named Sitina, and her... lover, no, life-bonded, a Krogan named Javarog. They showed up in moments, sat down, and were greeted personally by Rebecca and her new pet, Catteris. Hands were shaken, and both shared glances behind Rebecca's back of unease.
"Excellent, well let's get down to why I called you here. I need someone to do the grunt work of leading a platoon. I've noticed that the command structure of someone big and strong enough to beat the shit out of a Krogan, and then a second so that they don't seem to get all frothy about getting attention from their leader works out extremely well," Rebecca explained, "You'll be of equal pay, and essentially, the positions are Enforcer and Leader. However, I'm expecting you to work together."
"Uh, and who gets what?" The lead one, the smart one, Sitina, starts off by clarifying exactly who is what. "I don't exactly know off the cuff which of us is supposed to do the... beating the shit out of a Krogan," she says, audibly hoping it's not her.
Is this a fucking... Is she socially smart, or really dumb? Fuck it, Rebecca nodded, hearing her words and thinking for a moment, "Javarog, do you think you could handle most of our recruits? It would be better for those from Tuchanka to see a familiar face. We've never gotten a Krogan older than, well, you're the oldest at a hundred and nine."
"Yeah? They're pyjack-fuckers with no brains and barely any brawn," Javarog shrugs with the thrumming bass of a Krogan. "It's as easy as throwing a brick at them when they act out, and throwing them at bricks when they're stupid."
Oh fuck. Vro is still on the Citadel. She started to sweat a little. "I just realized my Battlemaster is still on the station. Fuck." Rebecca laughed, trying to show a little personality with the newly promoted. "That's going to suck. I pissed him off right as we landed, then ran into battle."
"You're fucked, boss," Javarog offers his two cents with a sage nod of wisdom. Sitrina quickly gave the Krogan a swift elbow to the ribs. Trying to stifle the man quickly.
Rebecca sighed. Kratt mentioned this might happen. "So, I expect you to speak your mind freely, to be clear. You're now part of the... upper division. That means you're going to take what your platoon says and feed it to me plainly with your opinions, and take what I order to them while keeping any stupid, harmful-for-morale shit out. That means while still professional, we're going to need to be a bit more open." They were still staring at her, seeming to eye her warily. "That means you need to be comfortable enough to tell me when an idea is stupid, and that means we talk more like normal people. Well, Omega normal, not fines-for-swears Citadel normal."
"So... we're commanders. Okay, that's a lot more sensible," Sitina finally breathes out a sigh of relief at understanding what's happening. "Well, then, uh, we need a lot of time to figure out what the platoons are doing. You've been managing them pretty directly, and Kratt tells no one why he does something."
Son of a BITCH. "Nooooo..." Rebecca moaned sadly. "He said you two were prepared mostly... Is one of you good at math?"
Sitina shrugs. "Got a degree in computer science before I fucked off." The Turian points to a service ribbon she still wears for the Palaven Central University.
"Excellent," Rebecca said, breathing out. "So... I give you a mission and a budget. I have a few templates if you need them."
"I can keep the Krogans off the money, yeah," Sitina confirms with an easy nod.
Rebecca pauses a second. "No, I tell Kratt to pay you all a very fair wage. Wait." She takes a deep breath. "How much are you being paid per mission, before bonuses?"
"A chunk under standard rates, usually. But that's because we're not with like, Eclipse," Sitina shrugs again. "It's alright, work's easy."
"No. You're supposed to be paid..." Son of a bitch. Son of a bitch. She double-checked her spreadsheets again, quickly. The money out is at the rate she set. That means there was money missing, but it couldn't be Kratt, he was a friend. Krogan culturally find that incredibly weak as well, "Okay, everyone is getting a raise."
Sitina gestures to her omnitool. "You want me to work something up? My omnitool can run VI assistance and a lot of other things." She shows actual accounting software instead of freeware found on the intranet.
Oh, she's just like... Starting on her own. Holy shit. YES! "Oh! You don't use a calculator and a spreadsheet! This is great. Nice. Yes, please, if you could email it to me. The rate is supposed to be as much as a Blue Sun, but everyone still needs to understand that the whole kill a guy to get in, still applies," Rebecca mused, her eyes brightening with excitement. "And we still do the arena for promotions."
"Sixteen kay then. Alright," Sitina agreed with a nod. "And you know, we could like, not do that and save on a lot of expertise we lose when some jackass pulls a gun on a Turian. Krogans don't lose much though, natural fighters and all," she quipped, playfully punching Javarog's side. "We lost a squad commander last month because someone decided to want to get in at high rank and knife fought them. Annoying."
Rebecca considered this carefully. "That should be explained; it's only for below leadership. We have so many Krogan and Vorcha who can do insane work, that it allows us to punch far above what our budget allows for gear and materials." She explained the business side earnestly, ensuring they understood, "Because we use strength and murder as our promotion system, it means our health plan is mostly funneled into life insurance, which keeps costs very steady. Vorcha can fly in nearly unsalvageable ships. Our Krogan whelps barely need barriers, and in fact love running in nearly unarmed. To keep that going we need to be different from corporate suits. We fill a niche for the poorly adapted anti-social."
"I understand that, but if we want to expand massively, corporate contracts ring in at a million credits a month sometimes. We'll have to balance our rep and practical efforts," Sitina immediately counter-argues calmly. "Krogan and Vorcha are efficient, but the real reason we need more Turians, humans, and preferably Asari is so that when push comes to shove, we can take some nice Corpo colony takeover and walk out with a frigate's worth in cash and loot." Sitrina knows her stuff, and she's not afraid to prove it, "They won't hire a Krogan band, bad look. They will hire a multi-species merc company and support diversity, however," the Turian added with a very exasperated tone, explaining the stark realities of intergalactic business, "It's stupid, but it's money."
"My biggest issue, I think," Rebecca said thinking carefully, she was going to play with her knife, but she remembered how hard Larmus slapped her the last time she did that. The coin was supposed to be better, somehow. "Is that we lose our culture doing that. I want Asari, Turians, Humans, and Salarians who see what we do and how we function and want to be a part of that. It self-selects for people who are far more violent than the norm, and filters operatives."
Javarog grumbled, "We don't pay enough for the real fighters of those species," his voice echoed slightly in the quiet room. "STG operatives can get half a million a year in corporate intelligence. Alliance N7's are the nastiest sons of bitches that aren't Krogan Battlemasters of five centuries and know it. Turian Hastati go into piracy and make bank. Asari Commandos? Fuck me, they can not work if they wanna, Aria hires 'em for a retainer of thirty kay a month."
Rebecca paused, the weight of the numbers heavy in her mind. She hated she couldn't afford the best. Hated it even more the best didn't want her. "Javarog," she began, encouraging him to continue, "is there a more organized way we can do our blood-in? That would work for both sides, attractive to the whelps, maybe even help them make that half step to more professional work, and attractive to the skinnier types who don't want to get annihilated in their sleep? Maybe a more organized..."
As the discussion heated up, Catteris, previously lounging in the corner, started to meander around the room, occasionally swiping at stray objects or sniffing at the remnants of a meal forgotten on a nearby table. The slight distraction added a layer of domesticity to the otherwise tense strategizing.
"Make it actually challenges? Like back home. Unless everyone hears you do it, and sees you do it, it's not true. What's the civil word for it?" Javarog tried to think as he looked distantly at the wall.
"Duel?" Sitina finished for him.
"Yeah, that," Javarog chuckled. "Duel, you don't wanna know how stupid that sounds in Krogan."
Rebecca nodded and rubbed her chin. "There's also... Rites? I hear mumbles about them, boasting when they think no one's listening. Do any of them match a dangerous, but not person versus person challenge?"
"Make it challenges? Yeah, guess you could do that. You aren't Krogan, so you'll have to make up your own. But it'll be familiar," Javarog nodded in agreement to Rebecca's statement.
Rebecca nodded; she hated that she'd always be a human. Everything about her "own" culture seemed ridiculous, the way they considered war, the way they considered strength, the way they balked at her. She never chose to be a dead-eyed orphan, fucking morons. "Yeah, alright, that makes sense."
"Maybe you need to... make a recruitment corp?" Sitina offered. "Find some Salarian STG, some Asari Commando, some Human N7, get them in, have them figure it out? They'd know better than us."
"I'd like, with those three that come up constantly, they also consider a Worthy Fist Commander just as fearsome, someday," Rebecca said with a bit of sadness, wistful and far off in her own thoughts. "I do love the challenge though. We can have blood trials one day every month, and after missions. Take sign-ups, have some squad vs squad duels assigned randomly, besides those who sign up together. If we hold it on Omega, we can just sidestep the law entirely for how we conduct recruiting."
"Yeah, that works at least for now. Uh, I still don't know how other species will react. Salarians at least hate random factors like that. They'd get pissy when food was late or ammo was early in training exercises," Sitina explained the Salarian condition. "So random challenges and shit, which unpredictably change their squads, are gonna have 'em up the wall."
"That's why a squad of five can sign up together. Our band is inherently chaotic; they're not going to do well anyways if they can't deal with a bit of messy slop," Rebecca muttered mostly to herself, rubbing her chin. "I'm hoping the squad sign-up will make the incredibly ambitious and opportunistic show up."
"This'll be a mess, you realize?" Sitina sighed, imagining having to handle humans, krogans, and turians smacking into each other. "I suppose we'll have to handle it nevertheless."
Rebecca nodded again as she awkwardly rolled a coin in her hand. Manipulating it smoothly helped keep her mind focused on the present, allowing her to tune out the background noise and remain engaged in the conversation. "I don't want to separate by culture and species. If they want to be a part of us, they need to fit in with us. Blood-in trials it is then."
"Blood-in trials sound fun," Javarog chuckled. "We should like... make 'em cut their hands open and shake their squad mates' hands—"
Rebecca's eyes lit up with a wide smile as Javarog was interrupted.
"We will not have people spreading bloodborne diseases," Sitina interrupted with a grumble.
And then the lights returned to their pre-programmed minimum amount of soul. "Right, yeah. They can do it over a stone."
"Ugh." Sitina realized she was surrounded by the same sort of people, staring at the floor with the creeping dread of being the only sane person here. "Damn it."
"Camlos also hates my ideas normally. You can call him for tips and tricks," Rebecca passed Sitina the number to her own twink. The direct omnitool transfer meant she couldn't do anything about it being saved.
"Ugh," another sound of exasperation left her. "Isn't he the one you shot in the, you know." Sitina gestured downward.
"The bar? No, that was Kratt. The video is— Oh! Yeah." Rebecca gave Sitina a thumbs up. "He's still very good with the go-between. Just crazy enough to understand the bloodthirsty, but with decades of experience operating with the civilized."
The Turian woman sighed again, it was likely going to become a constant refrain, like with Camlos. "Alright, I'm getting the resource planning software up and running, can you give me a bank account to feed off?"
"Yes, I'll give you one like Kratt's, which will be your uh... expending budget-y thing," Rebecca said, rubbing her chin. "Oh, and uh. When I find out who is embezzling money from us, I am probably going to make a very horrifying example. Like... A shrine to Mammon? Demon of greed. Bones and skin stretching and stuff."
"Could have also been like, paying them in equipment or something, you know," Javarog added, seeing the anger build. "Sometimes broke whelps ask to have a gun bought, and they take it out of their cheques."
"That wouldn't affect the base rate which is—" Rebecca was cut off but didn't quite mind it.
"You sure whoever you were making do this knew how to annotate it?" The Krogan looked at the document on his lover's omnitool, finding it black magic. "Cause, uh, I don't."
Rebecca felt like she was hit by a wrecking ball. "But then..." Though the money was all where it should be. Mostly, besides the missing pay, but it was their base rate. Where was the money going? It was going to the missions. He had his own accounts, he gave them their pay, and then he'd have to juggle a lot. She quickly pulled up Sitrina's pay and grimaced. "Two of the numbers are transposed. A four and a nine switched with each other. Good, great, catch, Javarog. I almost blew a ton of money on an investigation that'd've turned up nothing."
"I know Krogan stupid," Javarog was very proud of himself, judging from the blunt-toothed grin and glimmer in his reptilian eyes. Before promptly being smacked on the head-plate by Sitina.
"That's because you are Krogan stupid," she confirmed for him, though the pride didn't crack at all.
Goddamn Kratt was right, they were ready. They were ready for me to manage. They are so cute together. Rebecca breathed a big sigh of relief and visibly slacked a bit in her chair. "Excellent. I'll send an email to Kratt, you'll be coordinating with him since he's on Omega with Camlos, the other Commander Enforcer pairing. Oh man, I did get kind of excited about the shrine though. I guess there will eventually be someone who embezzles or steals from me. I'll draw something up for myself," she mumbled, mostly to herself, thinking of what kind of wire she would use, what gauge. It most likely mattered depending on the species in front of her.
"Alright, well, uh." Normally, Kratt and Camlos just kind of intuited when they were dismissed; Larmus had never taught her how to dismiss someone. Shit—goodbyes were always so hard for her. Oh, this is probably what Aria feels like. "Would 'Get to it then' or 'Dismissed' hit better with you?"
"Free to leave works too," Sitina chuckled as she stood up, pulling Javarog along with her.
"Excellent! You're free to leave then," Rebecca declared. "You have my link, but I prefer text unless it's an emergency. There's also a second number." Rebecca sent that to them both as well, "That's the dire emergency line. If I get a call on that, I'm putting gear on to leave as we speak. But yeah! Free to leave!"
She reached down and pet Catteris. Everything was working out great!
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