The World is Scrambled (Sonic For Hire's Dr. Eggman Internet Villains Victorious Quest)

Week 1 Votes
As You, Jim, and your new Lackies get comfy in your Island Lair, you start formulating a plan!

[] Raid Strongbadia's Prisons: Strong Bad has notoriously weak prisons that only hold complete morons. However, these morons are also fairly durable. Could make good meat shields. (DC: 25) (Reward: You gain a Hero Unit with Low Learning but High Martial)

[] Raid Four's Island: Sure, that living number is kind of freaky, but they could hold valuable allies or resources! (DC: 55) (Reward: Gain a Hero Unit and some Valuable organic resources)

[] Beat up a King's Forces: These Jerks won't know what hit 'em! (DC: 70) (Reward: The Selected King's Forces are Weakened)
- Write In (Which King?)

[] Beat up a Specific Individual: Bah, this guy sucks! (DC: 65) (Reward: The selected individual is weakened)
-Write In (Which Person?)

[] Make Contact with a King: A little protection never hurt nobody. (DC: 60) (Reward: You become a little friendlier with the selected King)
-[] Write In (Which King?)

[] Bond with Your Allies: Other than Jim and (to a lesser extent) Lucca, you're not that close with these people. You should fix that! (DC: 30) (Reward: You become closer as A Team)

[] Sonic And Tails, Don't Make Me Wail!: Now that you're settled down, you should probablyyyyyyy make sure Sonic and Tails weren't murdered by the Mafia. (DC: 80) (Reward: Find Out What happened to Sonic and Tails)

[] Contact Strong Sad through Official Channels: Apparently, Strong Bad's brother is the real brains behind keeping Strongbadia afloat. You should see if he's willing to strike a deal of some kind. (DC: 37) (Reward: Gain Strong Sad as an Inside Man in Strongbadia)

[] Buy Out Camp Campbell: So, one of the Kings, that creepy cultist Daniel, has owned a Nebraska Summer Camp for awhile. But he never REALLY cared about it and needs some cash, so he is selling it. Hey, maybe you can use it as training grounds! (DC: 15) (Reward: Gain Ownership of Camp Campbell; Gain Occasional Allies in the form of it's remaining Residents)

[] Buy Out Freddy Fazbender's Pepperonerie: Sure, it has a terrible reputation but.... Free pizza! (DC: 10) (Reward: Gain Ownership of Freddy Fazbender's Pepperonerie; Gain Unlimited Pizza; Gain occasional Allies in the form of it's employees)

[] Invest in Mystery Incorporated: So, apparently, 4 kids and their dog are roaming the countryside, solving mysteries.... Neat! (DC: 15) (Reward: Everytime Mystery Inc. solves a mystery, they pay you 5% of the Reward)

[] Buy out Papyrus' Hot Dog Stand: Apparently, a tall, lax Skeleton is running a pretty successful Hot Dog Stand. Meh, you like food, might as well get involved! (DC: 20) (You gain ownership of Papyrus' Hot Dog Stand; Papyrus And Sans become occasional allies)

[] Build Badniks: They're your trademark, after all! (DC: 10) (Reward: Gain a Bunch of Loyal Badniks)

[] Rebuild a Robot Master: Though all of Wily's Robot Masters have been destroyed by now, he could easily rebuild them. (DC: 16) (Reward: Gain a Random Robot Master)

[] Build a Second Lopez: Apparently, Sarge built a Spanish speaking robot once. That could be potentially useful for translation! (DC: 25) (Reward: Make a New Lopez)

[] Upgrade Jim's Suit: Jim's Suit is already pretty good ... But it could be better! (DC: 35) (Reward: Jim's Super Suit Gets Various Upgrades)

[] Spy on Strongbadia: Strong Bad is kind of an idiot, but he's an unpredictable idiot! (DC: 20) (Reward: Gain info on Strongbadia)

[] Spy on Four: Four is absolutely insane. You should try to keep it safe. (DC: 25) (Reward: Gain info on Four's Island Nation)

[] Train Someone in Magic: Someone good at magic trains someone bad at magic. Amazing! (DC: 50) (Reward: One of the Heroes With High Occult passes their knowledge onto someone with low occult)

[] Summon a Demon: 'Cause why not? (DC: 50) (Reward: Gain a Demonic Hero Unit)

Assign A Hero:

Eggman, as the boss, can be Assigned to two Actions. Everyone else only gets assigned to one.

-[]Assign Eggman

-[]Assign Eggman

-[] assign Jim

-[] Assign Lucca

-[] Assign Dr. Wily

-[] assign BM and Fighter

-[] Assign Sarge
 
[] Summon a Demon: 'Cause why not? (DC: 50) (Reward: Gain a Demonic Hero Unit)
Definitely assigning Black Mage and Fighter to this.

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Spoiler: Martial Actions (Pick One) [] Raid Strongbadia's Prisons: Strong Bad has notoriously weak prisons that only hold complete morons. However, these morons are also fairly durable. Could make good meat shields. (DC: 25) (Reward: You gain a Hero Unit with Low Learning but High Martial)

[] Raid Four's Island: Sure, that living number is kind of freaky, but they could hold valuable allies or resources! (DC: 55) (Reward: Gain a Hero Unit and some Valuable organic resources)

[] Beat up a King's Forces: These Jerks won't know what hit 'em! (DC: 70) (Reward: The Selected King's Forces are Weakened)
- Write In (Which King?)

[] Beat up a Specific Individual: Bah, this guy sucks! (DC: 65) (Reward: The selected individual is weakened)
-Write In (Which Person?)
Not a lot of Martial actions to pick from huh.
 
Dr. Wily DOES Care
Hmm, would assigning a hero change it from a regular camp to one that fits the hero
Odd thing that popped into my head
Dr. Wily, why did I get put in charge of the camp I don't want to deal with a bunch of kids.
Some weeks later,
Daniel, hand over the the children and I will let you go back home safe Mr Wily cause you know you can't win my men have weapons and you're completely unarmed.
Dr wily ,I just have 4 things to say to that, 1 it's Dr Wily, 2 you even try to get near my... I mean those kids and I will obliterate you and your men in to dust, 3 I have one thing you don't (ground starts shaking as machine noises come from mess hall) and 4 if I do know one thing that's the fact I am going, ( mess Hall wall blows up sending dust and wood everywhere as a giant figure start to step out of the smoke) to kick(smoke clears revealing Dr willy in a mech suit with a gatling gun on one giant metal hand and a rocket launcher on the other as he points a giant metal finger at Daniel) , YOUR ASS.
 
[X] Plan Starting Up
-[X] Raid Four's Island: Sure, that living number is kind of freaky, but they could hold valuable allies or resources! (DC: 55) (Reward: Gain a Hero Unit and some Valuable organic resources)
--[X] Assign Jim
--[X] Assign Sarge
-[X] Contact Strong Sad through Official Channels: Apparently, Strong Bad's brother is the real brains behind keeping Strongbadia afloat. You should see if he's willing to strike a deal of some kind. (DC: 37) (Reward: Gain Strong Sad as an Inside Man in Strongbadia)
-- [X] Assign Lucca
-[X] Buy Out Camp Campbell: So, one of the Kings, that creepy cultist Daniel, has owned a Nebraska Summer Camp for awhile. But he never REALLY cared about it and needs some cash, so he is selling it. Hey, maybe you can use it as training grounds! (DC: 15) (Reward: Gain Ownership of Camp Campbell; Gain Occasional Allies in the form of it's remaining Residents)
--[X] Assign Dr. Wily
-[X] Build Badniks: They're your trademark, after all! (DC: 10) (Reward: Gain a Bunch of Loyal Badniks)
--[X] Assign Eggman
-[X] Build a Second Lopez: Apparently, Sarge built a Spanish speaking robot once. That could be potentially useful for translation! (DC: 25) (Reward: Make a New Lopez)
--[X] Assign Eggman
-[X] Spy on Strongbadia: Strong Bad is kind of an idiot, but he's an unpredictable idiot! (DC: 20) (Reward: Gain info on Strongbadia)
-[X] Summon a Demon: 'Cause why not? (DC: 50) (Reward: Gain a Demonic Hero Unit)
--[X] Assign BM and Fighter

Edit: Alright @bigking321 I changed the Robot Master option to Lopez, at least we'll either have an assistant for us (or Sarge) or a new hero.
 
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Eggman and any of these I guess.

[] Buy Out Freddy Fazbender's Pepperonerie: Sure, it has a terrible reputation but.... Free pizza! (DC: 10) (Reward: Gain Ownership of Freddy Fazbender's Pepperonerie; Gain Unlimited Pizza; Gain occasional Allies in the form of it's employees)

[] Invest in Mystery Incorporated: So, apparently, 4 kids and their dog are roaming the countryside, solving mysteries.... Neat! (DC: 15) (Reward: Everytime Mystery Inc. solves a mystery, they pay you 5% of the Reward)

[] Buy out Papyrus' Hot Dog Stand: Apparently, a tall, lax Skeleton is running a pretty successful Hot Dog Stand. Meh, you like food, might as well get involved! (DC: 20) (You gain ownership of Papyrus' Hot Dog Stand; Papyrus And Sans become occasional allies)
 
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