The Westerosi II: Subprime Directives (ASoIaF / Star Trek-ish)

Status report: Been trying to work through some writer's block, but progress is (slowly) being made. I'm not going to put a time out for the next update, but hopefully Soon. In the meantime, have a teaser, not for the next chapter but maybe the one a chapter or two further down the line:
I fear this will further alienate the Lannisters. Jade has met Stannis, Renly and Mace in person after all. Tywin is sensitive to slights against him, intentional or otherwise.

Of course, Jade simply shows some basic self-preservation instincts by not entering Tywin's camp.
 
I fear this will further alienate the Lannisters. Jade has met Stannis, Renly and Mace in person after all. Tywin is sensitive to slights against him, intentional or otherwise.

That assumes that Tywin didn't make any moves that have forced Jade to send a familiar in her place. She likely would meet him in person if she could but I expect Tywin has done something in the meantime that makes Jade wary of meeting him directly.
 
The Pieces Begin Moving
EDDARD

The Florent was going to be the death of him, he could feel it. Ser Axell Florent, uncle of the queen and former castellan of Dragonstone had been named as the king's interim liaison to Winterfell and thusly took up his station in all his beetle-browed glory. Ser Axell claimed to have the king's trust in all matters, but so far as Ned could tell Stannis Baratheon had sent the man to Winterfell because it was sufficiently distant from Dragonstone and the cost of sending him to Asshai was too great. This day, Ser Axell had invaded his solar to pester him once again on the whereabouts of the men Ned had sent south. Thankfully his bluster hadn't disturbed the direwolf slumbering before the fire, that might make for a difficult situation to explain to the king.

"A raven from White Harbor arrived this morn," Ned said before the man could puff himself up properly. "Our complement arrived there some days ago, and their paths crossed His Grace's men in Lord Manderly's court. If they make haste, the king's soldiers will be here in no more than a fortnight."

Ser Axell stroked his generous chin in thought. "Aye, that's good," he murmured. "And what of your men, my lord? How soon until they reach the king?"

"Lord Manderly had ships waiting for them," replied Ned. "From there it is up to the winds and the water. I would imagine not much longer than a fortnight if the wind is favorable."

"Well, that's not an issue," Ser Axell said happily. "Ser Davos and his sons are the finest seamen I've ever met, and I've met quite a few in my time on Dragonstone. They'll get the North's finest to the king come calm or gale, believe me. Now," he continued, "where shall we put them?"

"The Wall," Ned said, gesturing to the great map of the North and the lands beyond. A gift from the Lady Jade created using high-flying magic, as he understood it, the map showed the forests, rivers and hills exactly as they were in the moment her familiars passed over the country. "The Watch will need reinforcements first. Ideally I'd send them to Castle Black straightaway, but they won't have the provisions to make for the Wall if they've already left."

"I don't know if the men will appreciate that," the Florent said. "Going to the Wall has a certain aspect to it, after all. Wouldn't it be better to keep them close in Winterfell?"

"I have my own men to guard Winterfell." Fewer than I once did. "And my banners are needed elsewhere; to guard the wildlings as they settle in the Gift and to protect our backs from southron aggression. His Grace's forces will go where they are needed, and for the moment that is the Wall."

"I still don't like it," Ser Axell objected. "These are good men you wish to send to that frozen hell. Better to have them close."

Ned closed his eyes, doing he best to ignore the stabbing pain that lanced through them as the Florent "suggested" to replace his household forces with Stannis's men once more. "They go to that frozen hell to prevent it from creeping southwards, Ser Axell," he said patiently. "You've seen the fate that awaits us if we fail."

"They may object to the king," the Florent said.

"Let them." Ned smiled grimly. "That might make for an entertaining jest." Ser Axell drew breath to press again when the solar trembled with the sound of thunder. The huge mound of slumbering fur before the fire twitched, a massive head lifted and Moro bounded out of the room with a mighty bark. "It seems the lady has returned from her excursion south," Ned said mildly. "Shall we see what news she brings, Ser Axell?"

Lady Jade met them just outside the tower, petting Moro alongside a dark-haired man who stared at the direwolf with disbelieving eyes. The man seemed vaguely familiar to Ned; a resemblance to Loras Tyrell, though somewhat older. One of the other brothers, Willas or Garlan, perhaps. He had never met either Tyrell, though their reputations were known to him. The sorceress looked up from Moro and smiled. "Lord Stark," she greeted.

"Lady Jade," Ned dipped his head in greeting. "I see you've brought another guest to Winterfell."

"Yeah, I keep collecting them," Lady Jade said ruefully. "One more person to put on the council I guess. I don't think you've ever actually met, though: Willas Tyrell, this is Eddard Stark. Eddard Stark, Willas Tyrell."

The Tyrell stepped forward cautiously, offering a hand in greeting. Ned noted that the man favored one leg. So, this is the famously crippled heir to Highgarden. He clasped the offered hand in his own. "Welcome, Lord Willas," he said. "Has Renly seen sense, then?"

Willas Tyrell shifted, just a little. "Not precisely," he admitted. "His Grace is, ah, still coming to terms with the nature of the emergency at the Wall. However, I believe that between my father and Captain Hasegawa we can bring him around before things become truly dire. For now, House Tyrell will stand with the North against this foe as best we can."

Naturally, this was the moment Ser Axell decided to speak up. "And how is that, exactly?" he asked. "If that foolish boy won't bend the knee to the true king—"

"Whatever His Grace does," Lord Tyrell said, stressing the words just a little, "is beyond my ability to guess for now. My lord father has decreed, among other things," he glanced at the sorceress at this, "that food and supplies are to be sent to the Night's Watch, along with men to guard the shipment. A gift, to remind the Watch that they are not forgotten by the south."

"And if the Wall needs men more than food?" demanded Ser Axell.

The Tyrell looked faintly smug. "Horses and carts are valuable goods," he said in reply. "Should the Watch decide that they need them, then my father's men would have to stay and make sure they were put to good use. We must protect our investments, after all."

"Speaking of investments," Lady Jade said, "we've got news. Looks like King's Landing is making their first move. They're headed north."

He knew this was coming, but even still the news was a shock to him. "Truly?" he said. "Not south or west to deal with Renly?" That was the wiser move, he knew. If Renly had the Reach and the Stormlands behind him—no matter what deals Lady Jade had made with the Tyrells—then he was the immediate threat to Joffrey, not the North. A man like Tywin Lannister would know that, would know to deal with the Baratheons before heading north to repay the insult of his continued existence. But if he was truly heading north then... "Why?"

"That, I couldn't say," Lord Tyrell said. "Our scouts spotted the bulk of Joffrey's forces heading in the direction of the Trident. Presumably the Lannisters left enough men behind to invest the capital against Renly or Stannis. Or it could be some kind of odd feint, trying to draw somebody out of position, but that seems unlikely."

Ned frowned. "We are missing something," he said.

"Probably," agreed Lady Jade. "And we probably won't find out what until it's too late. For now though, we'll need a plan."

"Aye, you're not wrong about that my lady." Ned looked at the Tyrell. "Lord Tyrell, if you and the lady would be so kind as to join me in my solar? We have much to discuss."


CERSEI

The queen regent checked her appearance one more time in the mirror. As expected, it was flawless, clad in flowing red embroidered in golden thread as befit her house and status. Her lord father had departed, finally bringing war to the rebellious wild men of the north. The Baratheons massed their forces as best they could, but the finest soldiers of the Westerlands held King's Landing and could not be dislodged even if the fool brothers could join their efforts.

Westeros belongs to Joffrey. The fools will see that in time. Cersei smoothed her gown one last time and waited for her evening's dinner guest. The time for passion had passed; Jaime was with Father and the army, hungry for glory and to repay the insult given him in the throne room. It was back to that terrifying moment that Cersei's mind wandered; she'd never felt more helpless in her entire life watching those little metal monsters rip Jaime's armor apart and leave him defenseless before the witch. The one constant in her life was her reflection's prowess in battle and the witch tore that away from both of them in one fell moment.

A polite knock came at her chamber door. She gestured for a servant to open the door, and there stood the master of magic, clad in the finest black broken only by the gray shield on which his sigil stood, a red eye supported by two crows. The Greyjoy bowed to her, as was right. "How may I serve you this eve, Your Grace?" he asked. Cersei smiled graciously and allowed him entrance.

"I wished to speak with you," she said as the servants poured wine, "but most of all I wished to thank you. Joffrey is strong but... after what the foreign creature did, I feared for him." Her golden boy's face, pale and terrified, flashed through her mind. "Your words have strengthened his resolve immeasurably."

Lord Euron ducked his head a fraction. "Your Grace is kind," he said humbly. "My efforts were modest at best. I merely let the king see what was already within him, nothing more."

"I must disagree, my lord," Cersei replied. "There's a fire within my Joff that I haven't seen since he was very young." Not since that horrible beast Robert dared lay his hands on my boy. "I had thought that fire was gone forever, ground out by the burdens of the crown. But now your counsel has brought it back, let him be so much better than he was."

"As I said, Your Grace, he had the fire within him already," said Lord Euron. "He simply needed to have it... rekindled."

Servants brought them food suitable for an evening meal, roasted rabbit basted with honey and arranged on trenchers with fresh summer fruit. The master of magic complimented her cooks and told a story of how he encountered in Essos a strange fruit from the Summer Isles or beyond that when cut smelled horrible and yet delivered the most delightful flesh when cooked. Cersei smiled and laughed when appropriate, allowing the Greyjoy to be at ease in her presence.

Once they finished dining and the servants had cleared away the remains, Lord Euron settled back in his chair, idly swirling a goblet of wine in his hand. "I thank you for the meal, Your Grace," he said. "Now, shall we get to business? I wager that you had more to speak to me about than simply thanking me for my counsel."

Now the true work begins. "Of course, my lord of Greyjoy," she said with a quiet smile. "My lord father is away at war and has left the burdens of Handship to my uncle. Ser Kevan is an able man in his own way but the difficulties of ruling King's Landing, to say nothing of the realm as a whole, may be too much for him. Adding to that the stress of his eldest son..." Cersei swallowed a frown at the thought of Lancel. That had been an ugly business, but necessary. Kevan mourned but did not know, and that was for the best for all of them.

The master of magic leaned forward. "Ah, I see," he said. "You fear he may not be up to the challenge of maintaining the regency with your father away? I suppose that is possible. The king is willful and Ser Kevan never struck me as a man with much imagination. I would be happy to help you support His Grace should any conflicts arise." He smiled, just a little. "Though I must insist on gaining something for my assistance."

The queen regent nodded, feeling a rush of triumph. Every man can be bought with the right coin, and none have more coin than Casterly Rock. "What do you need?"

"Many things," Euron Greyjoy's eye twinkled in the candlelight. "Though most can wait for now. His Grace has given me a place to continue my studies and I have my tools, but what I need most now are raw materials to work with." The master of magic's voice was quiet now, almost completely hushed as he leaned in close to Cersei.

"Raw materials?" Cersei replied, her voice just as hushed. He smiled gently and touched the back of her hand, eye still twinkling. He is not Jaime, but still he is not homely, she thought idly. And he knows how to treat a queen.

"You know of what I speak," he said, his eye never leaving hers. "King's Landing is a great city. Thousands of people crammed into too small a space. All the goldcloaks need do is deliver a handful of these people to me instead of carting them off to the gaol or merely running them through. Just a handful, no more, no need to rouse suspicion. What are a few urchins and gutter dwellers compared to those such as we?"

Cersei felt his eye boring into her, but she summoned her resolve and gazed back squarely. "And what will you do with them?" she asked fearlessly.

The master of magic's smile broadened. "Their sacrifice will allow the Iron Throne—allow your son—to reach a greatness even the dragonlords of old Valyria never managed," he said. "They will be the foundation of a Westeros that will surge out and take what it wants, when it wants it. In time, your son will shake the pillars of the heavens themselves thanks to them. I will make their lives and deaths matter. But first the sculptor must have his clay."

Lord Euron's fingers felt white-hot against the back of her hand. "I believe I may be able to accommodate you," she said, her voice sounding like it came from a great distance away. Her lips twisted in an honest smile. This would be an excellent way for Robert's leavings to be useful, for the good of the realm. "In fact I know of some already who might not be missed."


EDDARD

"So, could I borrow your wife?" the sorceress said, then paused. "Wait, no, phrasing. Let me try that again. If it's agreeable to the both of you, I'd like Lady Stark to accompany me on my next trip south."

Ned blinked. "May I ask why?"

"My next destination is the Vale, then Riverrun. Or possibly Riverrun and then the Vale, haven't decided yet. Either way, Catelyn's got family in both places and she'd be a great help in making sure negotiations go a little smoother than they did in Dragonstone or Highgarden."

"I see." And he did, the request was reasonable enough. Yet, with the Lannisters finally moving and in an unexpected direction the thought of sending Cat away from Winterfell, much less below the Neck filled him with dread. "I know not if I like the idea of sending more of my family into that nest of vipers, Lady Jade," he said slowly.

"Oh believe me I totally get that," replied the sorceress. "Still, these ought to be fairly safe. We'll be leaving in a day or two and there's no way the crown's army will reach Riverrun before I can. I'm not all that concerned about getting in or out of the Eyrie either, for that matter."

"Aye, there is that," Ned said. "Riverrun would welcome Catelyn with open arms, that much I know, and Hoster would welcome any intelligence on the Lannisters if they truly are moving on his lands. The Vale, though..." He trailed off. None had heard from the Lady Lysa or her son since Jon Arryn had died, save for the one message she sent to Cat implicating the Lannisters in his death. After that, silence had fallen like a cloak over the Eyrie. It worried him. "Will you protect her?"

Lady Jade snorted. "I can make life difficult for anybody who tries anything," she said. "Short and difficult if it comes down to it. Really hope it doesn't though."

Ned nodded. "In that case you may ask her yourself later. If she agrees then... I like it not, but she may help you embassy, provided you ensure her safety at all times."

They had been deep enough in counsels that Ned only faintly heard the door open. He looked up but saw nothing, then from behind Lady Jade came a young voice filled with more venom than he'd ever heard before: "You."

The sorceress's head snapped up and she whirled, turning enough that Ned could see the slim form of Jojen Reed standing behind her. He glared at the woman with an expression that shifted between shock, awe and loathing.

"Me?" ventured Lady Jade.

"You're the falling star," Jojen replied. "You're the one who broke everything."

For once the indomitable Lady Jade seemed utterly taken aback. "I, uh," she said. "I'm pretty sure that things were kind of a mess before I ever got here, kid. And you are...?"

"This is Jojen Reed, my lady," Ned interjected. "He arrived with his father Lord Howland two days after you departed for the Reach. He's been a well-behaved guest, for the most part," he added with a tern look the boy ignored.

"You keep changing things," Jojen hissed at the sorceress. "Before you came I could see everything clearly, I knew what the path looked like. I saw everything that was going to happen; the direwolf and the stag dying together, the sea coming to Winterfell, the three-eyed crow and the winged wolf, I knew how it all happened. But then you fell from the sky and everything's changed." Ned recoiled at the boy's words. How could he know? How would he know any of that?

Whatever anger the boy had dissolved, his voice changing to small and plaintive like any confused and miserable boy Ned had ever known. "Why do you have to keep changing things? It all ends with the sun rising in the north and I don't understand anymore. Why couldn't you have stayed in the woods and not changed things?"

The sorceress looked at Jojen with a troubled expression. "I think," she said, crouching down to meet the boy's eyes, "that we need to have a nice long talk, Jojen." She looked up at Ned. "If you don't mind putting this off for a bit?"

"Of course not, my lady," Ned replied, feeling distinctly uncomfortable. "Jojen, should I speak to your father about this?"

"Please don't," Jojen mumbled. "I don't want Father or Meera to worry. But I know you will."

Now just as discomfited as Jojen or the sorceress, Ned turned to leave. "You may both use the solar for your conversation," he said. "I will see you both at dinner, if not before." He quickly stepped out and closed the door behind him, letting the thick wood swallow the voices before he heard something he really did not want to hear.

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Fun Tyrant's Notes: Yeah, yeah, we're late. Hopefully that'll sort itself out sooner rather than later. So anyway, just a quick check-in at Winterfell and King's Landing where we get an idea of what's going on and why it's going on. Also creepy Euron is creepy and Jojen's kinda pissed that his read-ahead-in-the-script powers have been thoroughly fucked over by Jade's presence. Which, you know, I can understand but at the same time knowing the certainty of your horrible demise can't be that comforting, can it? Maybe it's a greenseer thing, I dunno.

Anyway, next time we'll make a quick stop at Riverrun as Jade and Cat's Excellent Adventure begins, and maybe if you're good we'll stop by Dragonstone as the Northern volunteer force arrives, featuring a fanon favorite character like you've never seen him before! Should be fun.

Until the next update, my lovelies!
xoxo,
The Fun Tyrant
 
Yay!

Partly because of new chapter, partly because everybody feels IC.

Mostly, because I really hate Pre-cog bullshit. Whenever that goes sideways in a fic, man, I like that.
 
You'd think Jojen would be happier with the changes, but noo, shit's gotta stay the same, no matter how much that'd suck.
 
A... Jojen's kinda pissed that his read-ahead-in-the-script powers have been thoroughly fucked over by Jade's presence. Which, you know, I can understand but at the same time knowing the certainty of your horrible demise can't be that comforting, can it? Maybe it's a greenseer thing, I dunno.

I think it has everything to do with certitude.

Knowing that you're going to die for years (I am fuzzy on ASOIAF canon but I'm pretty sure Jojen's abilities came in as he was learning how to speak) gives you the time to accept it. You know the inevitability, you know where your path leads... there's no uncertainty. No doubt.

Jojen's had that his entire life and to suddenly have that ripped away... imagine waking up, and walking out the door, and suddenly you're not driving a car or taking a bus or train to work, you just step off your porch, float up into the air, and drift on the breeze until it drops you right at the door of the building you work in.

Or the sun is suddenly (as Jojen said) rising in the north and setting in the south.

Or the sky is green and fluorescent yellow plaid.

Jojen's suddenly getting a glimpse into the way other people have to live their lives (complete with changing as she knocks about Westeros, perhaps?) and he doesn't like it because everything he once knew to be fact waiting to happen... is gone.

David Weber tries to showcase that short of upset in worldview with his Safehold series - and I feel mostly gets a much-muted tone to it due to that sort of upset being extremely difficult to come by and get from a first-person view.
 
You'd think Jojen would be happier with the changes, but noo, shit's gotta stay the same, no matter how much that'd suck.
I'm reminded of a story involving a child who could perceive possible futures struggling to manage his gift in the face of almost every possible future ending in the deaths of everyone he cared about, including himself, at the hands of their political rivals.

He arranged for his mother (a queen) to be poisoned by revolutionaries - because he'd seen the other ways she could die, and they were all far more painful*.

He threw an entire subcontinent into total anarchy by inducing a famine - because it was the only way to create the necessary knock-on effects for the next part of his plan.

He traveled into the far corners of the earth and convinced a race of monsters that he was a god made flesh through horrific means - because it was literally the only way of achieving the future where everyone who made him do these things was cast down and made to suffer for their sins.

When somebody else showed up with a solution, he just... shut down. All that had been maintaining him was the constant awareness that every other possible future was worse, so once an X-factor showed up and fixed everything, he had no idea how to cope with what he'd done.


* Bonus points for him arranging to be in the same carriage with her as the poison kicked in, so he could try to explain this to her as she died.
 
It all ends with the sun rising in the north and I don't understand anymore
Is this a metaphor for Dorne taking over the North (like the 'sea coming to Winterfell' was a metaphor for the Ironborn taking it over), or is this literal, meaning the War for the Dawn will end in victory, or both?
Anyway, great chapter, really liked seeing Ned and Willas (relatively) deftly dealing with Axell, despite his obstinacy and difficult manner. Euron and Cersei were as creepy and horrible as ever - I'd say they deserve each other, only no one deserves Euron, and very few deserve Cersei - and it felt very in character. Lastly, I enjoyed seeing Jojen's frustration and Ned's confusion at it - I felt it revealed how despite Jojen's canon attempts to seem serene and all-knowing he's still a child, and how despite Ned's experience he's still not fully cognizant of the world of magic he's entered.
 
Is this a metaphor for Dorne taking over the North (like the 'sea coming to Winterfell' was a metaphor for the Ironborn taking it over), or is this literal, meaning the War for the Dawn will end in victory, or both?
It could also mean that either Dorne will be the "cavalry", or that House Stark and Martell will be joined to cement an alliance.

Or just Dorne being Dorne, and everyone gets stabbed.
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If the boy sees a giant laughing face sun peeking from behind the wall, no surprise he is so disturbed by it all.
 
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I think it has everything to do with certitude.
Answered this one over at the Distinguished Competiton, but I figure it's worth repeating here:

Jade has pretty blatantly and flagrantly fucked with the way things were going to happen, and we see various people with foreknowledge take that in different ways:

* Melisandre is a believer; she has faith in her god and in her visions. When the future changes radically she trusts in R'hllor and finds a new path, maybe not knowing what's at the end but she'll follow where her Lord goes all the way to the end.
* Bloodraven is a pragmatist; he will do whatever it takes and use whoever he has to to achieve his goal. Jade changes the future and he will latch on to the tools and talents she brings to the table, because he wants to win no matter the cost.
* Patchface was just broken by the Drowned God; his knowledge came at the price of his sanity. Jade's presence can't fix that, but it does give him some spark of hope.
Patches said:
Stars fall and songs change and pale-haired princes come to ruin for naught. Under the sea they know not the stars, and seashells twinkle in their place, oh oh oh. But a kinder song may be sung, before the end. No red flames in the cold dark.
* Jojen is a fatalist; he's known what's coming for a long time now, he can't change it and he'd made peace with that. Now somebody's come around and upset the applecart and he doesn't know how to deal. Also he's like maybe ten minutes older than Arya, so you know, give the kid a little slack, wouldja?

Is this a metaphor for Dorne taking over the North (like the 'sea coming to Winterfell' was a metaphor for the Ironborn taking it over), or is this literal, meaning the War for the Dawn will end in victory, or both?
Spoilers. :)

I'll tell you this much for free, though: Jade doesn't do metaphor. With that in mind, solve for X.
 
I thought it was pretty obviously a reference to a nuke going off up beyond the Wall. Probably that single photon torpedo Jade's got.
 
If the boy sees a giant laughing face sun peeking from behind the wall, no surprise he is so disturbed by it all.
Jojen, at the Wall, at the end of all things: "Please let my dreams come true just this time, please let the sun come up..."

I'll tell you this much for free, though: Jade doesn't do metaphor. With that in mind, solve for X.
It all ends with the sun rising in the north=X (X≠Not Metaphor)
X=a+d+3e+g+4h+4i+I+2l+5n+o+2r+3s+5t+u+w (r=d/2)
X=a+d+3e+g+4h+5i+2l+5n+o+2(d/2)+3s+5t+u+w
X=a+2d+3e+g+4h+5i+2l+5n+o+3s+5t+u+w
...So X is worth some combination of 1 unit of acceleration, 2 diameters (of 2 suns?), 3 times 2.71828182846, one gravitational field, 4 times Plank's Constant, 5 times root of -1, 2 liters, 5 neutrons, 1 Oxygen, 3 entropy, 5 time, 1 potential energy and 1 velocity?

...I can't solve that, but it certainly sounds like it might come out to be something like the sun.
 
I've been watching a bit of Star Trek: Discovery recently, and it's raised a few questions for me... (possible spoilers for Star Trek: Discovery):
In Jade's universe, has anyone ever landed in a Mirror-verse and come back? If so ,what happened?
Are/were there Philippa Georgiou/Michael Burnham analogues in Jade's universe?
Is rule number one in Jade's Starfleet also 'Starfleet never shoots first'? Is that a rule at all?
Has Jade's Starfleet fought a war similar to what I percieve the Klingon war in Discovery to be? That is (as I understand it) a sudden Blitzkrieg from what seemed to be a neutral power, sending them reeling and in desperate need of a powerful strategist who can lead them to victory?
 
I've been watching a bit of Star Trek: Discovery recently, and it's raised a few questions for me... (possible spoilers for Star Trek: Discovery):
In Jade's universe, has anyone ever landed in a Mirror-verse and come back? If so ,what happened?
Are/were there Philippa Georgiou/Michael Burnham analogues in Jade's universe?
Is rule number one in Jade's Starfleet also 'Starfleet never shoots first'? Is that a rule at all?
Has Jade's Starfleet fought a war similar to what I percieve the Klingon war in Discovery to be? That is (as I understand it) a sudden Blitzkrieg from what seemed to be a neutral power, sending them reeling and in desperate need of a powerful strategist who can lead them to victory?
Jade: Hoo boy, okay. In order:
  1. So far as I know, nobody's ever run into an evil mirror universe. I suppose somebody already has, but if they did the gossip mill hasn't filtered down to me yet.
  2. Probably? I don't know them by name, but it wouldn't surprise me all that much. Georgiou reminds me of a lot of my academy instructors, and Burnham could be any one of a dozen different blueshirts I've met over my career.
  3. The Admiralty in its infinite wisdom believes that "don't start none, won't be none" is perfectly acceptable as a generalized base for the rules of engagement. Obviously the rules change depending on the engagement: "don't shoot first" is a good rule for encounters involving potentially hostile peer powers, whereas "order a surrender, then start shooting when they don't" is the order of the day when the redshirts go rooting out pirate lords in the Delve cluster. But otherwise yeah, unless somebody comes at us charging the guns we're going to assume that they don't want to throw down and act accordingly. Why wouldn't we?
  4. The Rhiannsu War was kinda like that--nobody expected the Empire to go quite as hard as they did after their initial proxies failed, and it was a touch-and-go thing for a while. But in the end we had the commanders we needed already at hand.
    1. As an addendum, BTW? I'd like to think that even if Sol, Vulcan, Andor, Xindus and Shiwonee really were on the ropes we'd tell Empress McHitlerstalin to screw off. Being stuck as Rhiannsu vassals would suck rocks, but it's better than losing our souls. We didn't fight the Optimals just to put one in charge because ~*~Hard Times Require Hard Men~*~ or whatever weak-assed justification they have for that.
 
As an addendum, BTW? I'd like to think that even if Sol, Vulcan, Andor, Xindus and Shiwonee really were on the ropes we'd tell Empress McHitlerstalin to screw off. Being stuck as Rhiannsu vassals would suck rocks, but it's better than losing our souls. We didn't fight the Optimals just to put one in charge because ~*~Hard Times Require Hard Men~*~ or whatever weak-assed justification they have for that.
As always: I am certain that the children of those people ,who live under increasingly hard conditions, and risk of, or actual enslavement with no laws protecting them share in that world view.
 
As always: I am certain that the children of those people ,who live under increasingly hard conditions, and risk of, or actual enslavement with no laws protecting them share in that world view.
Jade: :rolleyes: Of course you are. Because handing the keys to the kingdom over to a fascist lunatic in a moment of stress would work out wonderfully. There's so many examples of that ending well over the years! Look dude, I've said this before and I guess it needs repeating: throwing your morals over the side when you're scared or under pressure doesn't mean you're a hard dude or a pragmatist who does what needs to be done, it just makes you a weasel.
 
Jade: :rolleyes: Of course you are. Because handing the keys to the kingdom over to a fascist lunatic in a moment of stress would work out wonderfully. There's so many examples of that ending well over the years! Look dude, I've said this before and I guess it needs repeating: throwing your morals over the side when you're scared or under pressure doesn't mean you're a hard dude or a pragmatist who does what needs to be done, it just makes you a weasel.
I would give this more Likes, if we were allowed.
 
You don't happen to recall what story that was, do you?
It was a reasonably lengthy series, which focused around the "clochs na thintri" (I think that's how it's spelled), magic stones that granted their wielder some form of miraculous power. The only ones I remember are the one wielded by a major ruler, which let you summon and command a "demon"*, and the one possessed by the main characters, which was some sort of centerpiece or keystone to the clochs as a whole**, and could manifest all sorts of brute-force powers (lightning, telekinetic blasts, I think even storms maybe?) but also did rather nasty things to the wielder over time, and I think was generally tough to control beyond just having it spew murder at a general location near you.

If you can track it down, let me know, because I've long forgotten its name and most of the plot.


* It was called a demon, but I don't have any memory of it being used on-screen, and I don't know if the setting had actual demonic entities in it or if the natives just called the thing summoned by that particular stone a demon because it was powerful and scary-looking. I remember it because there was a quiet, tense moment among the wielder's children at his funeral over who'd inherit the damn thing.

** Since, if I remember correctly, the stones had been missing/inactive for a very long time; the protagonist's stone was the first one uncovered, and for a period of time, the only stone anyone knew about.
 
[omake / xover] Not the Middle of Nowhere, But You Can See It From There
IN THE NOT-TOO-DISTANT FUTURE...

The Arcturus system was a well-known landmark in the Federal core, an aging orange giant easily visible from any of the homeworlds. Despite this status, the system itself was lacking habitable planets and considered a poor choice for free-floating settlements. Therefore, though knowing where Arcturus was was important to Federal navigation, actually visiting the star was—until quite recently—a rarity.

"Why are we here?" Sarella asked as they stepped across from Carefree Victory to the surprisingly large forward base orbiting at considerable distance from the giant star.

"It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it?" her mistress replied. "Are we the product of some cosmic coincidence, or is there really a god watching everything, you know, with a plan for us and stuff. I dunno, but it keeps me up at night."

Sarella suppressed a long-suffering sigh. "I will point out," she said with only the faintest irritation, "that jape wasn't terribly funny the first time you said it, let alone whatever number you've reached by now."

"Oh all right, fine," Jade rolled her eyes. "I have no idea why we're here. Somebody called for a Ranger and we happened to be in the neighborhood."

"See, was that so difficult?" Sarella smiled patiently, recalling all the times she saw Ellaria keep her father focused and pointed in the correct direction. "It is interesting that there would be such a display of power here, though," she continued. "Interesting and a little worrying."

Jade hummed. "Mm, yeah," she said. "Arcturus is supposed to be an empty system and we're nowhere near any borders. Whatever's going on must be big."

"You have no idea," said a deep voice ahead of them. Sarella looked away from her handbrain and saw a tall man in a long white coat standing in the entranceway waiting for them.

"Carlos!" Jade exclaimed, wrapping the man up in an embrace. "They actually let you out of your cage! What will the grad students think?"

"Oh, I'm sure they'll be disappointed," he said dryly, returning the embrace. "It's good to see you, Jadey."

"How's your boy? And what are you doing here? I'd been thinking of using some banked leave to visit but we got called here instead."

"He's fine, mostly. I've been on field assignment here for a couple months." Carlos chuckled. "I've been getting calls from his students, actually. His broadcasts have been getting... weirder than usual."

Jade laughed. "That's a high bar to clear," she said, releasing him and gesturing in Sarella's direction. "Lemmie do this before I get any ruder. Al, this is my kid brother Carlos. Carlos, this is civilian auxiliary Sarella Skywalker, my top sidekick from Westeros."

Sarella bowed to her mistress's brother. "An honor to meet you, Maester Carlos."

Carlos looked a little confused. "Maester?" he murmured, then brightened with a snap of his fingers. "Oh, right, the science monks from your homeworld! It's nice to meet you, Ms. Skywalker." He smiled, just a little. "I'm told you've been... studying under my sister," he added.

"Carlos," Jade said, a hint of warning in her voice.

Sarella felt the smirk begin, tried to suppress it, failed utterly and let it form. "Oh aye," she replied. "She's an excellent teacher and an eager pupil as well. Learning is a mutual thing, is it not?"

"(Oh dear god,)" Jade mumbled, eyes darting between the two of them. "(This is your revenge for that thing with your dad, isn't it?)"

"I'm not at all surprised by that," Carlos said with a knowing nod. "Hell, I remember our mothers saying something very similar just before she left for the Academy..."

"Carlos I swear to God! In a trunk, off a cliff!" Jade snapped. Her brother tried to look innocent, failed, and settled for looking smug instead.

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Fun Tyrant's Notes: Good morning, my little threadponies. We've been quiet for a bit so I figured I owed you some content to chew on while we wait for the next installment of the actual story.

So this is intended to be the lead-in to a longer Mass Effect crossover omake, but honestly while the concept intrigues me in a general sense in practice the whole thing was coming across as pretty rote: somebody finds Thing around Arcturus, they do Science to the Thing and figure out what it is and how it works (mostly), somebody needs to test the silly thing ("we're pretty sure you'll be able to get back") and hey, Jade and Sarella are in need of a new adventure! From there we get a first contact adventure (probably turians, though probably not shooty turians unless Carefree Victory pops out in the middle of a scrap with batarians or something) complete with the usual Citadel confusion and mild panic that comes with crossover ME stories, something something asari flirting with our heroes, things explode, etc.

Like I said, pretty stock stuff and while I'm interested in the idea (and may it interest you as well, Dear Reader) it's not interesting enough to be worth expanding all the way to full. However, it did give me a chance to let part of Jade's family show up and needle her a little. So that much at least was worth it. :) For the keen-eyed viewers: yes, that's exactly who he's an expy of.

As far as implications go, I won't say this is canonical... but I won't say it's not canonical either. You'll have to go on faith. :)

Hopefully the next actual update will be Soon. This winter blues shit is driving me nuts.

Until next time, my lovelies!
xoxo,
The Fun Tyrant
 
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