The Westerosi II: Subprime Directives (ASoIaF / Star Trek-ish)

Renly's going to die by magic, I would assume, despite everything else that has changed. Poor bastard can't catch a break.

Maybe not. Canon that was due to Melisandre and Stannis not being willing to face his much larger army more than anything else (or so it seemed to me, regardless of the actual reason, it was Mel and Stan pushing that assassination through) whereas here Mel no longer has just visions in flames to warn of what is coming, she was there when the Green Witch walked out to talk with the White Walkers.

Her goals have undergone very sharp reorganization. She's nowhere near Stannis anymore, and hasn't been since ... actually, did Mel ever make it to Dragonstone in the first place? She gets her visions rewritten in literally the first chapter of The Westerosi when Jade crashed, and that took place well before Jon Arryn was killed.

I think, anyway, timelines get fuzzy.

Lacking the aid and driving of the Red Witch, however, Stannis is unlikely to turn to magic as a means of dealing with his younger brother.

So, Renly might still die (like pretty much anyone else on Planetos) but it's unlikely to be shadow assassins that do him in.
 
Maybe not. Canon that was due to Melisandre and Stannis not being willing to face his much larger army more than anything else (or so it seemed to me, regardless of the actual reason, it was Mel and Stan pushing that assassination through) whereas here Mel no longer has just visions in flames to warn of what is coming, she was there when the Green Witch walked out to talk with the White Walkers.

Her goals have undergone very sharp reorganization. She's nowhere near Stannis anymore, and hasn't been since ... actually, did Mel ever make it to Dragonstone in the first place? She gets her visions rewritten in literally the first chapter of The Westerosi when Jade crashed, and that took place well before Jon Arryn was killed.

I think, anyway, timelines get fuzzy.

Lacking the aid and driving of the Red Witch, however, Stannis is unlikely to turn to magic as a means of dealing with his younger brother.

So, Renly might still die (like pretty much anyone else on Planetos) but it's unlikely to be shadow assassins that do him in.
I think she's implying Euron will magic something up that kills him.
 
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Renly's going to die by magic, I would assume, despite everything else that has changed. Poor bastard can't catch a break.

I had somewhat forgotten that the war was, like, progressing, whilst Jade flitted all over the place.
Well, he might not die by magic. We'll have to see if his luck holds out.

Her goals have undergone very sharp reorganization. She's nowhere near Stannis anymore, and hasn't been since ... actually, did Mel ever make it to Dragonstone in the first place? She gets her visions rewritten in literally the first chapter of The Westerosi when Jade crashed, and that took place well before Jon Arryn was killed.
Mel made it to Dragonstone, in fact she was teaching Shireen a few things about magic before getting called away to follow Azor Ahai to the war. Like, one chapter previous we saw her riding with Stannis' army north to trap Tywin Lannister in the Neck.
 
Ya know...I'm really starting to lust after the "Edmure wins" ending more and more. I ain't gonna say why here, but most of you are gonna agree by the time the spoiler ban lifts.
 
Ya know...I'm really starting to lust after the "Edmure wins" ending more and more. I ain't gonna say why here, but most of you are gonna agree by the time the spoiler ban lifts.
I know that feel, man.

In all honesty it probably isn't going to be Edmure, for most of the same reasons that Cat gives when Jade floats the proposal. However! I do have an alternate candidate that could be just as good as King Ed and potentially better. Watch this space for details. :)
 
In all honesty it probably isn't going to be Edmure, for most of the same reasons that Cat gives when Jade floats the proposal. However! I do have an alternate candidate that could be just as good as King Ed and potentially better. Watch this space for details. :)

That's...honestly too bad. I'd shit my pants if Yara/Asha Greyjoy wins in the end though.
 
Feeling pretty burnt out on canon Game of Thrones/ASOIAF, honestly - some of the twists in this last season are D&D but I have a bad feeling that a lot of them come from GRRM, and that's... irritating.

Still, we'll always have fanfic.
 
Still, we'll always have fanfic.
Speaking of, I've been neglecting this thread some, so let's have a midweek teaser!
Aside from that how was the play? said:
"What did you think of the dragon princess?"

Jade leaned back and sighed mightily. "I think," she said slowly, "that she was put here by a malicious god to test my resolve."

Sarella's eyebrow went up. "Isn't she a little young for you?"

"Not like that." The captain shot her a mild glare. "She's young but not so young as to need a regency, sharp but still a little naive, most of what she knows about Westeros she's heard from others, and it's about a third accurate, a third biased and a third complete horseshit, and yet… She's got the ambition and the drive to fight for it. I don't think she's got a plan yet, as such, but she certainly seems to have a degree of compassion greater than most of our candidates."

"And no army." A khalasar of sorts, if the rumors were true, but one tiny band of Dothraki castoffs did not amount to much.

"And no army," Jade agreed. "She knows that of course, which is part of why she's here in the first place. But, if I was in the market for a puppet ruler, I don't think I could do better than an idealistic young girl with the right bloodline who would be completely dependent on my power to solidify her rule in the short-term."
 
"And no army," Jade agreed. "She knows that of course, which is part of why she's here in the first place. But, if I was in the market for a puppet ruler, I don't think I could do better than an idealistic young girl with the right bloodline who would be completely dependent on my power to solidify her rule in the short-term."
-Rolls eyes- I know that its because I know what I know, OOC and all that, but I did call out Danny on being a petulant child with WMD's. Guess who's learning the hard lesson the extra hard and hot way Jade.

I swear Mal, that's almost evil of you.
 
Feeling pretty burnt out on canon Game of Thrones/ASOIAF, honestly - some of the twists in this last season are D&D but I have a bad feeling that a lot of them come from GRRM, and that's... irritating.

Still, we'll always have fanfic.
The big secret to ASOIAF and the real reason why GRRM suddenly stopped writing the books is because 90% of the story was actually smoke and mirrors all along, the fanbase figured out all the real twists ages ago and dismissed them as being too obvious, resulting in a massive bubble of reading into things as everyone ascribed a much deeper and more interesting story than what GRRM actually had planned. This left him in the uncomfortable position of either writing what he originally intended to, and disappointing the fanbase, or coming up with a better ending to the story without just copying one of the fan theories. The reason why so many side-stories and plots were cut from the TV series is because its producers had the actual plot outline and thus knew that all those side-stories and plots were red herrings from the start, and unlike in a book where you can afford to have tons of ultimately pointless plot lines spiraling all over the place to keep the reader distracted, a TV series is constrained by production costs and air time and so has to cut most if not all the irrelevant parts.

So instead he took a third option and just filled up a big pool with all the money he was making so that he could be Scrooge McDuck.

The final books will never be written, because GRRM is stuck between a rock and a hard place and correctly realized that dragging things out as long as possible was in fact the best way to proceed.


TL;DR: Reality sucks.
 
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Just as a heads up: if you want to whine in my thread, please have the goddamned common courtesy to limit your whining specifically to my story. We have generalist threads if you want to go on and on about GRRM's moral turpitude or whatever.
 
Luke 4:5 And Also Dragons
DAENERYS

"Madness!" Ser Jorah Mormont's outrage rang like a great bell inside the manse. Xaro Xhoan Daxos watched them with a close, calculating expression on his face, his jeweled nose glittering in the sunlight streaming through the windows. Dany had kept her eyes on the maegi as she spoke of magic and monsters from the uttermost north of the world. She was not the best liar in the world but her life had acquainted her with lies very well, and the maegi's eyes never shifted, her tone never wavered in the ways liars would. If this was a lie, it was buried so deeply that the teller believed the tale.

Like Viserys, the thought bubbled up. Her brother believed many things, some of which she still hoped were true. Ser Jorah's summation could have been correct; the woman was clearly a maegi of some kind, with her floating balls and flying ship, but she could also be quite mad.

The maegi regarded the exile knight with a curious expression. "I'm not going to say that I haven't heard that one before," she noted. "However, it is the first time I've heard that from a Northman. Generally your people were a lot more, shall we say, accepting of the idea than others."

"The Others are dead," Ser Jorah snapped. "If they ever existed in the first place."

"Not dead; trapped. There is a difference. But whatever it is that keeps them locked down is broken and they're wandering free, in penny packets at least. The longer this goes on the more get out and soon enough the whole planet is going to be neck-deep in ice demons and their zombie minions. I mean, just so we're clear here," the maegi said sternly. "This is the situation that is developing. I'm here hoping that I can find something useful against them, because right now all I have—all Westeros has—is brute force and ignorance and that is not going to cut it."

Ser Jorah turned to face Dany, anger writ plain on his face. He spoke in the bastard Valyrian of the Free Cities instead of the speech of Westeros. "My Queen, the woman speaks of myth and legend in terms of dire threat. This is a trick of some kind, a way to worm her way into Your Grace's confidence. She cannot be trusted."

"You know," the maegi commented in the same liquid syllables, "if you really wanted to keep the conversation private you could've just waited until I was gone." Dany's ears pricked at the way she spoke; it was almost as if she was reading from a book, despite the casual nature of the words.

Mormont's eyes went wide. "You understood me?"

The maegi rolled her green eyes and wiggled her fingers in the knight's direction. "Maaaaaaagic," she taunted. Jorah flushed, hand going to the pommel of his sword.

"Ser Jorah, enough!" Dany commanded. The knight pulled his hand away but continued to glare death at the unrepentant maegi. "Captain Hasegawa," she stumbled a little over the strange name "please do not antagonize my Queensguard."

"Yeah, no, that's on me. My apologies, been kind of a stressful year." The maegi waved a negligent hand in the knight's direction, which seemed to be as much as she was willing to give.

Dany nodded, her dragons bobbing their heads along with her. "You claim to be searching for knowledge to use in your fight against the Others of legend," she said. "But I'm confused; why did you come to me?" Hers was the blood of the dragon, but the Valyrians had only rarely come to Westeros before the Conquest.

"Well," the maegi rubbed the back of her head in a suspiciously sheepish manner. "I got some helpfully unhelpful advice from a friendly priestess that brought me to Qarth, and then once I got here I got some more helpfully unhelpful advice from a woman in a red mask—" Dany's eyes went wide. Quaithe. The Asshai'i woman had met her outside the city, and apparently still meddled. "—and that brought me, eventually, here. In all honesty," the green-eyed woman admitted, "I didn't think much would come of this, but I figured that humoring some of these overfed motherfuckers might give me an in. It sort of worked with Robert at least."

"Is that what you were doing in the Usurper's court?" She was curious. The maegi seemed to care very little about such things, so why would she even bother with the Iron Throne?

"Pretty much, yeah. Show up once in a while and act all foreign and exotic, then I'd be free to run around doing what I needed to. He never even tried to cop a feel, too; shows that he was smarter than he looked." The speech was odd, but the intent behind the words glowed bright as day. "But, it got me an apprentice… or a couple of apprentices maybe? Not relevant. It got me where I needed to go."

"And are you humoring me now?"

"I was humoring him more than anything," the green-eyed woman jabbed a thumb at the still-watching Xaro. "But yes, I was. A little. I've been humoring a lot of people the last little while, kinda gotten into the habit of it." The maegi settled back in her chair and regarded Dany with a stonelike expression on her face. "So."

"So?"

"Where do we go from here?"

That was a very good question. Her realm was bleeding and under threat from more than just angry dogs, and Daenerys Targaryen was still in Qarth without ship or swords to bring order. "I do not know," Dany admitted. "The comet led us both to Qarth, but for what reason? I had hoped to find my army, so that I may sail to Westeros and reclaim my throne, but it seems that will not be. You hoped to fight legends; will you find what you seek?"

"I don't even know what I'm looking for," the maegi grumbled. "A street and a hand, but what that means I have no idea."

Dany shrugged, her dragons squawking a little at the disturbance. "It would seem as though we're both lost then," she said, and the maegi chuckled at that. "Would you aid me?" she asked suddenly.

"What?"

"Would you aid me?" The impulse was foolish, dangerous perhaps. The maegi seemed unassuming enough compared to the ornamentation of Pyat Pree and Quaithe, but she had thought the Lhazareen godswife to be little threat and that cost her both a son and a khal. "I have no army, no swords to fight in my name nor ships to carry them across the sea to Westeros. My dragons will not be old enough for war for years to come. But my realm needs to be united if it will survive. Humor me in this, Captain Hasegawa, and in return I shall grant you unlimited access to what you need to keep my people alive. All the swords of the Seven Kingdoms, the libraries of King's Landing and Oldtown, whatever scraps of wisdom and power might remain throughout Westeros you shall have if you aid me."

The maegi's eyes were wide and flicked from her, to her Queensguard and back again. "That's a very, very big thing to promise, Lady Targaryen," she said.

Dany spread her hands. "I have little else but promises," she replied. I am crowned, but still a beggar. She hated the feeling, but the fact was plain. Without swords and men to back her, all she had were her bloodriders and her dragons and neither were enough. The maegi though, her magics and her ship would turn the tide of war in her favor. Dany was certain of that. "But I will promise to listen to your counsel and to give you whatever you need to defeat this enemy you speak of. As queen, I can do no less."

"I," the maegi said, then stopped, her very green eyes boring into Dany's purple. For a moment it felt like time itself had stopped, then the maegi sagged and all Dany could see was an ordinary woman in peculiar clothing, tired and worn. "God, if I'd met you three months ago I might've actually jumped," she murmured to herself, then looked up at Dany. "I wish I could just say yes and get on with it, I really do," she said with a wan smile. "But I've spent the last couple of months running around Westeros like a lunatic talking and cajoling and debating and yelling at people so they'll actually fucking listen to me and… we have something approaching an agreement. Not between all parties, not anything terribly solid, more like a fragile web holding the Seven Kingdoms together based almost entirely on my neutrality.

"The civil war's been pretty mild so far, not much in the way of actual fighting, just people parked on various castles yelling nasty things at each other. The longer I can keep it that way, the better but if I pick somebody to because-I-said-so onto the throne, if I pick a side… that web will snap and the whole continent will dissolve into chaos. And then the Others' chances of winning increase, because every dead woman, man and child in Westeros from now until we put an end to it becomes theirs."

The cold feeling of despair started to settle into Dany's belly again. "You will not help me, then?" Viserion crooned on her right shoulder and she reached up to stroke him. The little pale dragon leaned into her touch, his scales rubbing up against the golden bracelet her sun-and-stars had given her in Vaes Dothrak, what seemed like an eternity ago.

"Not in this, not directly." The maegi's voice sounded genuinely sympathetic. "Though if we're both here for a reason maybe we can help… each other?" The woman trailed off as she looked at Dany's bracelet, as if seeing it for the first time that day. "Interesting bit of jewelry you've got there," she said in a carefully neutral voice.

Dany continued to pet Viserion, cocking her head in puzzlement. "It was a gift from my lord husband, Khal Drogo," she said. "I believe it to be Valyrian."

"That's Valyrian!?" the maegi blurted. "Holy shit!" The neutrality in the woman's voice had vanished, replaced with a queer excitement. "May I?" Dany pulled her hand away from the dragon and held it out; the maegi leaned in, one of her little demons floating beside her casting blue light on her arm. "Oh now that's interesting," she mumbled. "Can't tell if this was part of a larger device or if it was made to order. Cold-forged, maybe? Or somehow the circuitry was capable of resisting casting or hot forging? I'd say that's impossible but anybody could do that it'd be them…" She paused, glancing at the inscription. "Oh. Oh."

Oh? What about her bracelet would cause a maegi to say oh like she'd been slapped in the face? "Captain?" Dany ventured.

"Do you know what this says?"

Dany shook her head. "The glyphs are ancient Valyrian, I think, but the language only resembles Valyrian a little. Perhaps it was crafted by the dragonlords of old."

"Oh, I know who made it," the green-eyed woman muttered. Her gaze shifted from the bracelet (Dany lowering her arm gratefully) to Drogon sitting in her lap. The black dragon returned the look. "Aren't you cute," she said. Drogon hissed at her. "What do they eat, exactly?"

"Meat, of course. Though it must be charred by fire before they will touch it."

The maegi hummed without tune for a moment, then plucked a skewered date from the table before Dany. Holding it up, she whistled sharply and one of her silver demons cast blue light across the date until it smoked, shriveled and blackened. That done, the maegi held out the burnt fruit and offered it to Drogon. The little dragon sniffed suspiciously, then snapped the date up as eagerly as it would a gobbet of meat.

Dany blinked, then glared down at her Drogon. "It would have been nice to know that earlier," she said, annoyed. Drogon finished swallowing and gave her a defiant look.

"Son of a bitch!" The maegi shouted, leaping from her chair and pointing at the black dragon. Dany yelped and pushed back, startled, her dragons screeching at the sudden movement. Xaro Xhoan Daxos near fell over in his chair, the close look on his face replaced with shock. Ser Jorah and Jhogo both went for their weapons but did not draw. "Of course! It makes sense now! Holy shit that's part of the puzzle and I missed it!"

Xaro was the first to recover his wits as he steadied himself. "Great lady," he said, "I fear that I do not understand what you mean…" he trailed off.

The maegi's hands clawed at the air, grasping for something Dany couldn't see. "Something just came to me," she said. "Look at it like this: I'm a Builder. I just called up what I can't put down but it's contained. Sealed away nice and tight but that's not going to last forever. A lock, a door, a wall… they're all static structures. Unchanging, but vulnerable. Entropy always takes its cut: one year, ten, a million years can pass before it does but it doesn't matter because it always wins in the end. The locks will start to fail, containment will degrade and something will escape.

"So I need a security system, a warning bell and something that can pick off strays," the woman ramble. "I can build machines to do that, but even the best machine has the same problem as the prison itself: it's fragile over time, entropy will gnaw on them the same way and they're dependent on repairs I can't be sure I'll be around to make. Technology is useful but I can't rely on it past a certain threshold. Long-term solutions for the prison can't be simple machines. It has to be locally aentropic, something self-maintaining and self-renewing over geological periods of time if necessary. Something biological!"

Xaro's eyes were full of confusion, as the maegi paced to and fro before Dany as if in a daze. She was sure that the Qartheen merchant's eyes were mirrors of her own. "What?" Xaro croaked.

"The weirwoods are the first component of the system," the maegi said, half to herself and half to the others in the room. The manner reminded her of Viserys in an unpleasant way. "The trees are the monitor, the warning bell and the command and control part of the equation. They're intelligent and sensitive enough that if the prison starts to crack they'll know what's going down and why. But they're a passive system—they're trees after all, they can't move against a threat in any real sense. There needs to be an active system in the loop. The singers probably fulfilled that need for basic maintenance and observation, help keep the trees safe from non-Unbidden threats like humans. Maybe there's machines involved too but if you use the same logic that turns the weirwoods and the singers into part of the defensive line then for the offensive line you need something purpose-built to kill things that don't like extreme heat and that is where you come in, you magnificent little pieces of bioengineering!" She whirled and pointed at Dany's dragons, a savage grin splitting her face. Rhaegal cocked his head and looked curiously at the woman's outstretched finger. "Your metabolism is perfectly tuned to keep you alive in deep cold without any need for insulation. When you're grown your flame is hot enough to turn anything you want into charcoal; hell, you might be preferential carnivores but when you get down to it I'll bet anything you want that you're an obligate carbovore. You're willing to eat anything as long as it's been burned down to carbon first.

"You're perfect for what I need. You can roost, breed and hunt literally anywhere on the planet. If anything gets loose, or there's a second incursion, the trees will see it, point you at it and you can just burn it all down and eat the ashes for cleanup." The maegi smiled. "With the right tweaks your line will breed true for a million years or more, and even when Darwin starts messing with you eventually you might be smart enough to deal with the problem on your own. It's deviously brilliant." She seemed to run out of fire at this statement, returning to her seat. "Oh man, the picture is starting to clear up again."

A rough voice cleared his throat from Dany's side. "Forgive me, captain," Ser Jorah said roughly. "But are you suggesting that dragons have something to do with the Others?"

The maegi looked up at him. "Well, if they don't have something to do with them it's a hell of a coincidence," she replied, still smiling. "And I don't believe in coincidences when it comes to the Builders anymore."

"But there are no dragons in the North," Ser Jorah said, and the smile slipped from the woman in green's face.

"Aaaaand just like that the picture gets foggy again," she mumbled. "I know there's none now, but back in the old days? Really? No dragons in the North at all?"

Mormont grew stubborn. "None of the tales I learned in my youth spoke of the Builder and dragons," he stated firmly. "Dragons were unknown in Westeros at all until the Targaryens came."

"Builders, not Builder," the maegi said absently. "The plural's important. Not at all the same guys… though maybe that's not entirely true?" Her voice softened and she looked at something no one else could see. "I mean, maybe they called him zhdane too? Make a note to ask George at some point." She blinked and quivered like a large, wet dog shaking itself free of water and going on in a much firmer tone. "Okay, might be interesting to follow up on that but not relevant at the moment. Unbidden are moving, live dragons, background count spiking, none of that's a coincidence. More information, we need more information." She turned and regarded Xaro, who watched the maegi warily while trying to remain languid and disinterested as he could. "Daxos-san, as one of the local rich people I'm guessing you know the city well?"

Xaro puffed himself up a fraction. "I am a merchant prince and member of the Thirteen, mighty sorceress," he said with pride. "I know the Queen of Cities better than a lover knows his love's body."

"And I'm sure your mother is proud," the maegi said dryly. "I was told to find a street without windows, does that sound familiar to you?"

Xaro's great jeweled beak of a nose dipped as the man frowned. "Great one, it is familiar to me," he said. "But I urge you, do not go there."

"Oh? Why is that?"

"It is the abode of warlocks, clever one. The House of the Undying they call it; a palace of dust and failure is more like it. The warlocks of Qarth were as mighty as you, noble captain of the skies, but now they are faded and withered, hiding their faces from the sun and trying to lure the unwary into their nets. Already one of their number, a creature named Pyat Pree, has tried to steal away the Khaleesi from her people."

"Pyat Pree extended an invitation to the House of the Undying," Dany admitted at the maegi's questioning look. "I have not replied."

"You see? These dust-ridden fools seek to sink their hooks into the young queen," Xaro cried, tears flowing from his eyes and staining his fine robes. "I beg you, light of my love, great and powerful sorceress, do not go to the House of the Undying. They have naught to give you and will avail you naught." He rose and left the room, weeping as he went.

"Well," the maegi said quietly. "That was… less than useful." She eyed Dany and her loyal guards. "The House of the Undying, eh?"

Dany eyed the green woman and her silver demons back. "You will not aid me in seeking the Iron Throne?" There was still a little hope in there, the queer light in the maegi's eyes had yet to dim.

But the woman shook her head. "Like I said, not directly, not now. We might be able to help each other as this thing goes but I won't intervene directly. I can't unless the whole thing falls apart."

"And if it does?"

"Well…" the maegi gave Dany another probing look. "We'll burn that bridge when we get there. For now, maybe we can work together on saving the world, then sort out the throne? You said you had an invitation to the house of scary warlocks. Mind having me as your plus one?"

Dany nodded. She was unsure, but perhaps she could persuade this strange jabbering woman when no other king in Westeros could. "Ser Jorah," she said. "Come the morrow, you must go to Pyat Pree. Tell him that I and the Witch of Ulthos desire an audience."


ELSEWHERE

The probe was not intelligent—not in any way the people of Planetos would understand at any rate. It was driven by simple rules and lines of code, a stripped-down copy of the virtual intelligence system that commanded its parent ship Carefree Victory. The probe's VI was remarkably clever in some ways, but it could not think the same way an organic brain could, or even like the digital general intelligences created by advanced sophonts everywhere else in the galaxy.

It was designed to seek for its target and learn everything it could about that target, transmitting that information back before returning, running out of power or otherwise ending the mission. That was its purpose, and it would doggedly continue to pursue that mission until completion or destruction.

The probe had been launched—after some hasty modifications by Captain Hasegawa—to examine the unusual celestial body currently in the FSC-29294 system: a comet whose coma was a brilliant and very uncometlike red. A quick systems check indicated that the unit had sufficient fuel for a close approach and possibly taking up an orbital position within the next few days. While the comet would soon be behind the sun compared to the position of Planetos, subspace communications ensured that no data would be lost or need to be stored at any point during the encounter.

Already the data received on passive sensors had proved to be enlightening: the jury-rigged asynchronous field sensors showed incredibly strong psi output coming from an object buried deep within the comet's crust, and that it was this flow that had turned the comet's coma from the white of ice to scarlet. Unfortunately for Captain Hasegawa, the raw outpouring of psi energy effectively blocked the longer-range passive systems from determining any more than that; more information would have to wait until the object was within range of the high-resolution active scanners. The probe continued to scan dutifully, recording the subtle shifts of color within the coma as it danced from almost orange to deep into the infrared, marking bands and interference patterns along with changes in the psi fields and packaging it all for review by the ship's commander.

Carefree Victory's VI saw all of this as it came in and stored it in the long-term memory for future reference. The VI was an order of magnitude more intelligent than the probe, though still nowhere near sophont, and was capable of simple routing and redirection as needed. The psi field readings and the crude "heatmap" scans were flagged for sophont review—by Captain Hasegawa or the new Level-3 user tagged Alleras—at the first available opportunity. Copies of the raw data were compressed and prepared for transmission onward as per Starfleet protocol; the subspace link established with the Starship Kongou and its escorts was still very thin, barely adequate for limited text-based communication let alone the bandwidth needed to undertake a raw data dump. But the ship was not capable of resignation. It would continue to follow orders so long as the necessary components were functional.

The probe drifted closer to its goal, slowly readying for the encounter. The ship continued to watch and record. The comet flew on as it had for thousands of years, ignoring what followed in its wake.
 
Psychic comet eh, well there's no way that isn't related to this whole clusterfuck. But is it related to the Builders, or the Others?
 
How Valyria Ruined Christmas
HOW VALYRIA RUINED CHRISTMAS
A bit of Westerosi meta, explaining a few things.

Most of the information below Jade Hasegawa and her intrepid crew don't know about during the course of the Westerosi series. Some of it she'll guess at but not be 100% right about, some of it will be pieced together by Federal researchers well after Jade leaves Planetos for good at the end of the third story. Some of it may forever remain mysterious. So bearing in mind that this is entirely meta, let's begin:

After the initial encounter with the Unbidden and their subsequent caging in their polar citadel, the Builders created a biological line of defense to augment the mechanical defenses already in place around the prison. Using a native species of avian predator from the Valyrian peninsula as a base, they created what the modern Planetosi would know as the dragon. In order to make sure that the dragons did their job and kept watch over the Unbidden, they hard-wired a psionic compulsion into the draconic brain to to respond to certain signals that Builder technology or the weirwood trees could use to alert and guide the dragons towards anything that needed to be roasted and/or eaten.

Once created the dragons were left to spread as they would, and they did. Dragons, being large apex predators capable of flying long distances, covered much of Planetos' northern hemisphere at a relatively low population density. The in-built compulsion caused them to congregate around Builder artifacts, or to migrate between Builder sites as a matter of course. As humans moved outwards from the Yi-Ti/Asshai region into Essos, Sothryos and Westeros they encountered dragons pretty much everywhere and so the dragon became part of the global cultural heritage.

So why are the dragons (effectively) extinct? A couple events in relatively close succession caused the eventual downfall of the dragons.

First, the Long Night: When the Unbidden began to break out of their prison in numbers the weirwoods and the remaining Builder monitors sounded the alarm and the dragons answered. Many of the dragons died in the early stages of the Long Night; the Unbidden were desperate and significantly understrength but that's not to say they were stupid. Losses continued at a fairly steady rate in Westeros and Yi-Ti until the end of the Long Night when the Unbidden were finally contained. Roughly 60-70% of existing dragons died during the conflict. The situation was complicated by the erection of the Wall: Brandon Stark—the last person to be called zhdane by the trees—was brilliant but his understanding of the seals was incomplete. It kept the Others out of the south, but it also kept the dragons out of the north. This messed up a lot of established behavior patterns and set the stage for what was to come next.

Second, and critically, the Valyrians happened: At the time Valyria was settled by semi-nomadic tribes of herdsmen who lived in the region where the dragon experiment had begun all those years ago. Dragons and their antecedents were fairly common in the Valyria region, and some of the tribes had modest success taming the animals through traditional feed-the-predator-until-it-becomes-friendly methods (see reference: the Westerosi dragonrider Nettles) but at some point after the Long Night ended and the dragons returned, one Valyrian tribe stumbled across Builder artifacts related to the creation and control of dragons. In AsoIaF canon this is the active component of what would be called a dragonbinder horn.

A little bit of experimentation showed that the Valyrians could use the binders to control dragons far more easily than more livestock-intensive methods, and people with the right hereditary traits (in particular the pale blond hair and purple eyes that signified the classical "Valyrian look") could bond much more easily with the dragons. Armed with the knowledge, the Valyrians with binders began to conquer the Valyrians without them, devastating the surrounding tribes and making them into slaves or worse: the discovery of dragonbinding changed Valyrian religion into something considerably more bloodthirsty, and deciding that the binders needed blood or life for power (not entirely inaccurate; the binders operated well enough on Planetos' background count but the extra kick coming from a psionic drain made the things work ever so much faster) meant that a lot of non-Valyrians ended up fed to dragons in one way or another.

Around the time Valyria was starting to mix it up with Old Ghis, some bright young spark in the priesthood had a thought: with the right combination of power and sorcery Valyria could not just control the dragons of the Fourteen Flames, but all dragons everywhere. So the next time Valyria went to war, they genocided their opponent in an act of mass sacrifice so extreme it'd make gods like Moloch and Huitzilopochtli say "woah son, slow your roll there."

And it worked. The Valyrian sacrifice tripped the Unbidden-are-loose alarm hooked into the brain of every dragon, and they flocked en masse to the Fourteen Flames. Within a few years there were no wild dragons outside of Valyria and few inside of it; most were bound when possible and chained when it wasn't. Valyria set forth to conquer the world and history as the Planetosi know it unfolded.

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Psychic comet eh, well there's no way that isn't related to this whole clusterfuck. But is it related to the Builders, or the Others?
Yes. :) The denouement for the comet ought to be... interesting.
Pyat Pree: You should leave now. All of you. Very quickly.
Jade: Yes. That is a thing we really ought to be doingsorryaboutyourforetellinggottgobye!
 
As for the Doom of Valyria itself, what's the deal there? Obviously not a flood basalt eruption, given that the subcontinent sank-was there a single enormous magma chamber connected to all 14 flames, and the simultaneous eruption of all of them drained it sufficiently to collapse the entire peninsula into the sea? Or did an attempt to control the volcanos backfire, due to lack of geological knowledge, and cause them to instead erupt and kill everyone? Or did it involve a rather spectacular revenge by slave mages on their masters?
 
So, is the red comet actually a mecha-dragon who regularly drop-pods new seeds and dragon eggs, and the reason they look fossilized is that they dropped through the atmosphere?
That's a whole lot of failure point the Builders left behind. Though I guess its a theme for ancient disappearing races to leave their car keys on the dash board for primitives to find and break everything.
 
And here I thought it was the hulk of the Battlestar Galactica - or some other ancient abandoned spacevessel either broken down (or not) - gone so far out into the planetoort cloud that it picked up a decent shell of ice and fur (somehow...) - but not far enough to escape the star's gravity.


And suddenly I recall that episode of Star Trek where the Enterprise did a backwards-entry drift around an asteroid - because ancient aliens.

EDIT: Actually, thinkin on Star Trek - the D'Arsay archive?
 
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As for the Doom of Valyria itself, what's the deal there? Obviously not a flood basalt eruption, given that the subcontinent sank-was there a single enormous magma chamber connected to all 14 flames, and the simultaneous eruption of all of them drained it sufficiently to collapse the entire peninsula into the sea? Or did an attempt to control the volcanos backfire, due to lack of geological knowledge, and cause them to instead erupt and kill everyone? Or did it involve a rather spectacular revenge by slave mages on their masters?
All of the above, plus some things not mentioned. Valyria did a lot of shit over their years of empire and pretty much all of the velociraptors came back to roost all at once.

So, is the red comet actually a mecha-dragon who regularly drop-pods new seeds and dragon eggs, and the reason they look fossilized is that they dropped through the atmosphere?
I... what? You're gonna have to walk me through that logic chain because brother I ain't following.
 
I... what? You're gonna have to walk me through that logic chain because brother I ain't following.
Bunch of games and anime have giant dragon like creatures sailing through the cosmos, seeding live on other planets or just generally using them as a drive-through food joint.
Mecha-dragon as a reference to mecha-godzilla
My general idea, after reading the bit about builders making a lot of mutually cooperating safeguards, was that they had one more that was neither 'just' mechanical or organic, like the other two planet-side. And that it would be a back-up for them to ensure they did not disappear because of some dumb stroke of luck.
The comet would fly by periodically and drop tiny pods that would ensure that all 3 organic populations remained existing species, and refresh the 'stock' genes.
Some of the eggs would look like fossils after impacting the ground from the atmosphere, melting surrounding rock.

If all else fails, mecha-dragon executes the final solution and 'noms' the planet.
 
Just found and binge-read this fic and its predecessor today. Annoyed that I didn't find them earlier, and that they aren't getting more attention from this forum in general. Very good stuff, IMO. Definitely looking forward to how all this plays out.

Also, dangit Valyria, why'd you gotta go messing with the Eldritch-Abomination-Containment-System controls?
 
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