The Villainess Is An SS+ Rank Adventurer

I whole heartedly approve of letting werewolves live when they clearly are not a danger to others unless provoked. This one even pays all her taxes and does her own paperwork no need for a separate person. Clearly this is the best kind of citizen.
 
I'm sorry, Headmaster. The Royal Archives don't seem to have records of an approved lichdom permit.

More importantly, there are also no records of your paying the lichdom fees and taxes in advance, nor the penalties for not-quite-timely filing.

Rejoice! A justly deserved eternity on Soap Island awaits you!

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I'm amused at how disgusted at herself she is to use an adventurer's trick, ducking; though Juliette will be even more disgusted to know someone learned an adventurer's skill from her.
 
"I'm not familiar with the standard curriculum," said Marina, snatching at the fleeing flames. In a single movement, she strung them together as a burning chain before whipping them towards the exposed mage before her. "You made sure of that."

"Indeed, I did." Headmaster Alberic flicked the chain away. It fell as a string of multicoloured flags of the continent. "Not my most mature decision, but I was young … er and prideful. Much like you are now. I'm sure you'd do the same if slighted by a child."

"No matter how kind and meek a person is, no one endures abuse to themselves for long if they have the means to fight back, unless blinded by either Love, Adoration or an ill mind. The fastest way to make a villain is giving an abused person the means to get revenge. While that very rarely results in a Hero and usually the rookie villain won't last long, ir is indeed a good method while in a hurry to try to get rid of some people you find inconvenient without implicating yourself and with minimal risks (for yourself).

Beware however to make sure the new villain doesn't think you have cheated or abused them yourself or doing that kind of dealings will eventually backfire. It is best to be blunt and honest about both the price and risks, at least about the deal your are offering them. Everything else? Not your problem.

Now to give an example-"
* From the book How to make a villain 101 Chapter 3 Abuse, abuse, abuse!, page 70.
 
Yep.

0.5/10, boring, unimaginative, pointless, and above all... tedious. Moreso than a blood fountain... and harder on the local tax collection.

Eh he gets a 2/10 just because he went Lich first and the thing has not killed him yet. And 1.5 is for the whole Lich deal. He gets a whole point by not being dumb enough to reveal what his soul jar is.

Although most likely his soul jar is the book.
 
A six-receptionist problem is a serious problem indeed.

"Well, I believe the wax-based products they primarily use contain oils, which makes them water soluble and therefore vulnerable to the rain."

However, this is entirely incorrect! Possessing an abundance of waxes and oils would result in low solubility!

Indeed, the insolubility of oil is so well known that "oil and water" are go-to examples of things that will not mix!

However praiseworthy the magical education of these receptionists is, their grounding in the conventional chemical sciences is clearly inadequate!
 
However, this is entirely incorrect! Possessing an abundance of waxes and oils would result in low solubility!

Indeed, the insolubility of oil is so well known that "oil and water" are go-to examples of things that will not mix!

However praiseworthy the magical education of these receptionists is, their grounding in the conventional chemical sciences is clearly inadequate!

FOOL THAT YOU ARE!

You forget that if your products are oil based it means that your fragrances ARENT SHELF STABLE IN WATER!

If water gets into an oil based product it will UNBIND THE SENTS and reduce your meticulously collected and incredibly expensive hair care products to so much BEESWAX!

Think before you insult your intellectual superiors next time.
 
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