Endymion
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Nah she'll crib from jack. She can do scary one liners just think like jack!
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The Valkyrior (MCU Thor/Worm)
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Nah she'll crib from jack. She can do scary one liners just think like jack!
apeljohn
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In addition to the "Like", "Informative", "Insightful" and "Funny" options (any of which would be appropriate for this comment), can we please get an "insert brain bleach here" option?
Thor in drag. Cannot unsee.
Suipe
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There is a reason oracles often go mad...
azoicennead
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Guy was in the middle of WWII. He knows exactly how silly those lines sound, and that's probably a big part of why he drops them all the time.not the whole "one god" thing, that wasn't my point
but he says silly lines so often and so sinserely....am I the only one that annoys?
its like he's a lttle kid who doesn't realise how silly he sounds sometimes (mostly due to the whole *from the past* running joke but sometimes in other ways too).
maybe its just me.
People seem to ignore that Steve Rodgers was a soldier before he was a super-hero, or at least not understand what it means.
Same.
Which one, though?
VolantRedX
Official Conscience of Worm Fanfiction!
Actually he wasn't. He wasn't allowed to join before the treatment and after he was an USO attraction for a while before seeing action. So "Captain America" came before he saw any action.
azoicennead
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Captain America wasn't a super-hero, he was a show-man.
Then he was a soldier.
Then he was a hero.
Then he was a super-hero.
Then he was frozen.
EDIT: Arguably, he was a soldier even before he was a show-man; he went through the training, after all, he just ended up being deployed as part of a traveling show.
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Hah! She really didn't get much chance for quips other than talking shit to people she was trying to intimidate. Not nearly the same thing by a long shot.
So you probably don't want to hear how Loki convinced him he had given birth to a squirrel then? Or about how the time Thor was in drag he was due to be married to a jotun who was convinced that he was Freyja?
Thozmp
Gets my kicks above the waistline, Sunshine.
Did they also fight like men, and women, and women who dress like men?
Drakind
Black Mage
Thor is the most famous? I don't remember that at all.
It may be @kjyl fault for mentioning 'horse f**kers' causing me to remember it but Loki does it a ton of times in the myths. Even as a horse where he then gets pregnant and gives birth to Sleipner.
But I believe/hope that's none canon for MCU.
WhoAmEye
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Are you a god? Take this quick questionnaire to find out!
Do you:
Have nearly unlimited power within a certain aspect?
Live forever bar a violent death?
Change forms often?
Give birth/father some really weird shit?
Have an unreasonable fear of Skitter? Have an unreasonable fear on things named "Godkillers"?
Casually fuck with reality on a fundamental level whenever the mood strikes you?
If you answered "YES" to some of these, you are probably a god. And/or a liar. Probably a liar. Get help, please.
Do you:
Have nearly unlimited power within a certain aspect?
Live forever bar a violent death?
Change forms often?
Give birth/father some really weird shit?
Casually fuck with reality on a fundamental level whenever the mood strikes you?
If you answered "YES" to some of these, you are probably a god. And/or a liar. Probably a liar. Get help, please.
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The first part isn't crossed out because too many people have unreasonable fears of Skitter, but because all fears of Skitter are entirely reasonable.
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not the whole "one god" thing, that wasn't my point
but he says silly lines so often and so sinserely....am I the only one that annoys?
its like he's a lttle kid who doesn't realise how silly he sounds sometimes (mostly due to the whole *from the past* running joke but sometimes in other ways too).
maybe its just me.
I don't think naive is the right word for MCU Captain America, or most Caps.
He's playing catch up in some ways culturally, but it seems mostly superficial.
He is very sincere in his speech and ideals and is sincere in practicing what he represents, all while fighting alongside soldiers against Nazis with a capital N. So when it comes to what he stands for and backing it up...not naive.
A big part of that is standing up to bullies and corruption. I think Taylor can respect that, at least.
I suppose in some ways he is naive with women in the first movie, though, and would likely be for a while after thawing. To be fair he clearly isn't used to being *ahem* actively sought after. That probably mostly wears off by the second Cap movie, but Weaver's probably meeting Cap well before then...
Heh...which makes the WeaverxCap ship all the more entertaining...
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Just be glad we are not talking about Greek myth.
Heh...which makes the WeaverxCap ship all the moreentertainingADORABLE...
FTFY
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It's both.
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Endymion
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Ha, beat me to it. Yup - no questionnaire needed
For who Taylor would like on the Avengers:
I think she would greatly admire Cap, he's pretty much what she wanted to be, but I don't think she would actually work very well with him. Her morals are to relativistic for him, and his are to unmovable for her.
I think she would appreciate the hard work and dedication that Iron Man has to have essentially made himself a parahuman, and overcoming all odds and escaping via will and ingenuity from his captors. If he treated her like he treats most other women however, it would not end well.
I think she and Natasha would get along like a house on fire as long as they were mostly working towards the same goals.
I think she could empthatise with Banner, both having experience being on the opposite side of the government and facing people who let the rules or their own agendas overule common sense (at least from their own viewpoint).
Clint might give her flashbacks to another dark clad, archaic projectile using cape.
And we already have a pretty good idea of her view on Thor
OverReactionGuy
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You know. I think this is the only story that could have Taylor meet squirrel girl.
Be afraid.
Be afraid.
That would end in shenanigans of the highest order - part of me wants to see how the world would implode if the two crossed paths as allies. Didn't Squirrel Girl take down The Juggernaut at one time? The tales they could swap of "well, I beat so-and-so" would be hilarious to watch from the Cap's perspective: two mousey young women talking about taking out these larger than life villains, and comparing notes on how they did it, griping about how they are always underestimated...
OverReactionGuy
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And then the shipping starts.
Thats when shippers learn not to mess with the squirrels and the bees.
Off screen of course.
VolantRedX
Official Conscience of Worm Fanfiction!
Taylor is 18 here.
They coul work very well together. The squirrels would let Taylor transport a lot of the slower bugs fairly quickly, and Taylor could make tiny little suits of spider silk/chitin armor for the squirrels.
It doesn't matter how old she is, the things she and Squirrel Girl would do to the shippers is not fit for print. That stuff would give you nightmares for a year.
OverReactionGuy
Verified Sanity
That was a joke on how Squirrel girl always seems to beat everyone off screen.
So I was joking that Taylor and squirrel girl will beat shippers off screen.
I also joked about the bird and the bees.
Making it so people will be beaten with squirrels and the bees.
Man, I should stop doing comedy.
VolantRedX
Official Conscience of Worm Fanfiction!
Taylor had one boyfriend and only did it once in total darkness. She's likely more vanilla than a Mormon preacher at a Wonder Bread convention.It doesn't matter how old she is, the things she and Squirrel Girl would do to the shippers is not fit for print. That stuff would give you nightmares for a year.
I just didn't get the parallels.