Chapter Eighty-Six
Getting paid and hiring a coach for Tristain was the first thing they did, and it was only once they were safely inside the carriage and on their way did the silence finally break. Mostly, it broke as Tiffania massaged her red ears, which Louise had pulled with quite the strength in an effort to get her off Saito.
"So," Louise said dryly, looking at her fingers as a red welt was both on Saito and Tiffania's cheeks. "Let me understand this. While I was busy chanting the Vaporize spell, the mercenary whom we previously had never met, never spoken to, never even known of, somehow decided to go against his orders, spout some meaningless drivel, and then try to kill you," she said, pointing at Saito. "When he was getting the upper hand however, a manticore popped out of the bushes and killed him, dragging his corpse away."
Louise's eyes narrowed. "And that somehow ended with you chest-naked and this-this Elf having her hands all over your chest," she said calmly, as if it didn't bother her one bit. "You do understand how contrived and utterly stupid this is, don't you? Even a moron would come up with a better excuse. If you had told me you had somehow slipped in the mud, and her hands had ended up beneath your armor, it might even had worked as an excuse-not."
There was fury in Louise's eyes. "However, let's say I believe you. Let's say this mercenary was somehow a really dear friend -by mere coincidence- with those stooges we hit more than once and defended against, while saving Siesta. Why would he do that? He knew where we slept, didn't he? He could have called up his friends and hit us in the middle of the night, while we all were sleeping. He couldn't know I had to concentrate on my spell and thus couldn't keep track of my surroundings-"
"You do?" Saito blinked.
"It depends on how big I want the 'Vaporize' spell to be, Saito," Louise clicked her tongue against her teeth. "For something as big as a Chimaera, of course I would have to concentrate fully. Still, he might have been thinking that after a Square spell -or what looked like it to his eyes- I might be drained of willpower. It would make sense for him to attack then, since Tiffania here does appear to be utterly defenseless," she bared her teeth, "This conniving thief of fiances that she is."
Tiffania looked away, her cheeks burning with sheer embarrassment. "But this isn't about the technical details of how I use my spells," Louise said hotly. "This is about a mercenary we never met somehow deciding he had to kill us all because we did...what, exactly? Not let a bunch of mercenaries kidnap a girl for a noble's rapist tendencies? Is that it? Seriously? We're in Gallia. How do news even travel this fast?"
Louise grumbled, crossing her arms in front of her chest. "Unless Count Mott somehow decided to get his revenge even after the Cardinal tried to appease him? Something like, 'go around and spread the news, they can't be trusted and I'll pay good for their heads' but even that-seriously, they sold masks like mine at Valier, and you're not the first dark-haired boy to exist in this world."
Louise stood up from her spot on the coach and moved, sharply putting herself on Saito's lap. "The last thing though is the manticore. I mean, I doubt my mother is shadowing us since the day we left, and for it to come just at the crucial time-it doesn't make much sense."
Louise tapped her cheek. "Unless-" she shook her head. "No. That's impossible."
"What's impossible?" Saito asked, squirming uncomfortably since Louise was squeezing his feet with her own, a form of sadistic punishment, perhaps.
"You said you stabbed him, but you didn't see him bleed, did you?" Louise remarked. "And he kept fighting ever after that, right?"
"I wasn't trying to kill him-so maybe I didn't stab all that deep? I mean-I'm sure I did stab him straight, but maybe he had more armor beneath the chainmail? Are you implying he could have been one of The Undead?" Saito asked. "He was alive, pretty much his skin was as red as yours or mine-like, I'm sure of it!"
"I just can't understand if we're lucky, unlucky, or something in between!" Louise said with a huff, scratching the sides of her hair furiously. "It doesn't make sense! None of it makes sense! Either the Founder's smiling down on us, or he's taken a sadistic sense of pleasure in watching us suffer!"
Saito sighed, and his arms moved around Louise's trembling frame quietly. "It's going to be all right."
"That's easy for you to say, since you don't worry about anything," Louise shot back hotly, "People who do have a brain between their ears need to use it!" she shook her head, but simply clutched on to Saito's arms around her waist with her fingers holding on tightly.
"You're going to grow wrinkles if you keep worrying so much," Saito said.
"Oh?" Louise's voice came out kind-of cold, "And what if I do?" she asked, nonchalantly even as her fingers prepared themselves to pinch Saito's own in a rendition of a 'I will snap them if you say one more word'.
"I'll keep loving you all the same, wrinkles or not," Saito answered quite smoothly, so smoothly in fact that even Louise had to blink at how the line was delivered. Her face then turned brightly red, and she fidgeted with her hands on her knees.
The short gasp on the other side of the carriage -Tiffania's courtesy- broke the spell. Louise's embarrassment was replaced with cold and quite loathsome anger. "As for you," she said, "Just-just what made you think checking him for a wound in that way was going to be proper? Saito's not one of those kids you check to see how well along they are on their way of growing fat and juicy for you to-"
"I don't eat children!" Tiffania exclaimed. "I told you I don't-"
"Then explain those!" Louise snapped, pointing at the girl's breasts. "Humans don't grow them that big!"
"B-But my mother had bigger!" Tiffania snapped back, tears in the corners of her eyes. She brought both arms to cover them, "A-Are they really so horrible?"
"No!" Saito said, shaking his head vehemently. "There are men who would die for those-"
And he suddenly found himself with a very sharp elbow pointed between his legs. "Oh?" Louise said, staring at the nails of her other hand, "Do continue, Saito."
"There are men, of course not me since I have my dear Louise," Saito said earnestly, "who do love big...qualities like those. But not me. No, I like my Louise just as she is. Yes, but I know a lot of people, my old friend Otias for example, who would have loved to burrow his face in those-"
"Enough with your old friend's perversion," Louise said dryly, her eyes driving drills through Saito's spine by sheer 'chills' alone.
Apparently satisfied, Louise sat back down properly on Saito's lap, and crossed her legs as would a Queen about to pass judgment upon a sinner. "I still don't trust you," Louise said hotly, "Even if you did help Saito, believing him, and that's hard since he always has the best to say about people-still! Believing him, you deserve some form of official recognition for your efforts. Maybe being half-Elf means that rather than being half-heretic, you are merely only half-worthy of Founder Brimir's grace. I can live with a Half-Human hanging around," Louise nodded. "So-"
"Louise...if you keep saying things like 'Half-Human' or calling Tiffania names, I won't talk to you until you apologize."
Louise's head turned rapidly towards Saito, whose eyes however remained pretty firmly set in a determined gaze. "It doesn't matter how cute you are, or how much I love you-some things shouldn't be said because they are wrong. Tiffania's Tiffania, not a baby-eating Elf, and just because you misunderstood doesn't mean it's her fault and she has to apologize for it. Things like 'heretic' or not-if someone's kind and nice, does it matter what they believe in? If someone's simply concerned about your health, does it matter if they're an Elf or a Human? I wouldn't mind meeting a kind Orc, or pet a good gryphon."
Louise huffed, and crossed her arms. "I will not apologize. It's not like you talking to me or not will make a difference anyway!" she briskly added, hotly looking away from him and 'huffing' in displeasure.
Thus, Saito remained silent.
By the end of the third day of the trip back home, Louise's eyes had deep rings around them and the girl looked more like a banshee stalking a cemetery at night than a normal human girl.
Still, Saito did not relent.
It drove Louise mad.
Especially because they still had a week left to travel.