The Skillful Lockhart (HP)

Thats where the gun comes in, if that doesn't work use the disarming spell, the cutting spell, shield or disarming get close and punch em or punch the wand.
These wimpy Hp Wizards are ill prepared for the Muscle wizard.
None of those things work on dementors and wouldn't be effective against numerous things either due to magical resistance, intangiblity or sheer toughness. Going through a mental checklist of attacks to attempt is going to get you killed. That's probably why DADA exists in the first place, it's to teach people how to deal with threats that you can't just blast at. I'd also point out that no actually, while running up to someone with a wand isn't as likely to get you killed as running up to someone with a gun, it is highly likely to still get you killed very very quickly and potentially very painfully.
 
How do you expect to run away from a pack of flying dementors? They feed on fear. Better to blast them off and then make your escape, just as you would do with bogarts, simply running away will get them to chase you.
Sure. Get to the nearest active floo or portkey and change zipcodes on them. Or get yourself into a big enough concentration of wizards that they think better of it... or at least are sufficiently distracted. Or get yourself behind a lockable door or ten, assuming they haven't been recorded phasing through meaningful volumes of brick or wood. I'm a little hazy on that last part.

Running away is very reasonable as long as you aren't starting out in the middle of nowhere.

I kind of wonder if you could go into a closet and use a stunning spell on yourself. If you aren't in a state where you produce meaningful emotion, I'm not sure you would be noticeable much less delicious smelling.
 
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and how would some rando know how to redirect a flu connection
If a dementor is after you, there really isn't anywhere worse. Barring other options I'll roll the dice.

But generally a floo is operated by voice and, as long as you can find an entrypoint into the system (most households or businesses, seemingly) you could literally run back home to your mother. Or the main public Ministry lobby. Operation is something you are generally supposed to pick up the nuances of by the point you are an adult.

Connecting a normal, unapproved chimney is the tricky part that requires the equivalent of an electrical engineering degree and a Ministry certification. Installing a telephone with landline as opposed to dialing from one.
 
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How do you expect to run away from a pack of flying dementors? They feed on fear. Better to blast them off and then make your escape, just as you would do with bogarts, simply running away will get them to chase you.
Be faster
None of those things work on dementors and wouldn't be effective against numerous things either due to magical resistance, intangiblity or sheer toughness. Going through a mental checklist of attacks to attempt is going to get you killed. That's probably why DADA exists in the first place, it's to teach people how to deal with threats that you can't just blast at. I'd also point out that no actually, while running up to someone with a wand isn't as likely to get you killed as running up to someone with a gun, it is highly likely to still get you killed very very quickly and potentially very painfully.
If your up against a dementor run into a crowded area and try to teleport away.

Why? Because I am a Professional and as such all my moves should be pro-est of gamer moves. Including kiting, and redirecting aggro.
 
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None of you are fit to be heros, and all of you would get ganked the moment you end up in a position you can't disengage from the moment you enter it. All of you would die if you encountered a wild animal like a bear or wolf. I used to think that it was a bit weird to have wizard military training in middle school for wizards,but now I realize it's just basic survival skills and also dueling.
 
None of you are fit to be heros, and all of you would get ganked the moment you end up in a position you can't disengage from the moment you enter it. All of you would die if you encountered a wild animal like a bear or wolf. I used to think that it was a bit weird to have wizard military training in middle school for wizards,but now I realize it's just basic survival skills and also dueling.
No one said anything about being a hero. And guns should be effective on most wizards especially if you get rid of the evidence that you used one,and no one is around to spread rumors.

Running is an effective strategy just ask Riddle.
Running , and defense is more important than offense when the killing curse is a thing.


Killing curse tends to dispurse when hitting a thick enough wall.
Running can including turning into smoke or teleporting,

Surprise bullets tend to work if they don't put up shields,wards. Why would they if their not famous or have tons of enemies.
Magical creatures can be fed unsuspecting allies.
It not like 1st years are likely to win.
His lesson plan is good for a bunch of years.
 
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No one said anything about being a hero. And guns should be effective on most wizards especially if you get rid of the evidence that you used one,and no one is around to spread rumors.

Running is an effective strategy just ask Riddle.
Running , and defense is more important than offense when the killing curse is a thing.
Dada covers way more than wizards,many of which a gun wouldn't work against, furthermore running requires you to turn your back and thus become unable to keep track of your opponent. The only defence against avada kadabra is to get them to miss, which requires you to be aware of their movements so that you can either dodge or block the spell with something. Using the shield charm would get you killed. Carrying around a muggle gun is completely outside of wizard the wizard framework, and you had better hope they don't just hide behind a pillar and cast Accio. It's almost as if, just like In real life, running away is often not the best strategy, wolves for example, are far less likely to attack a moose that stands it's ground.
 
Please, it is trivial to deal with DADA.
  1. Make up some crazy curse that infected the classroom that makes it too dangerous to do practical classes.
  2. Make up some prank where some student destroyed the curriculum as a "prank" and leave it at that.
  3. Force everyone to do book assignments for a while.
  4. Figure out how to actually do your job in the next few weeks, possibly a month.
  5. If needed, unleash some pixies to cause some trouble to buy some time.
  6. If really bad, go into the Chamber of Secrets with Harry and make up a story that the whole job was an undercover operation to deal with a dark creature underneath the school.
  7. Write a book about it. Even if it only involves doing a teaching position and you fudge your way through the year.
  8. ???
  9. Profit!
 
Sure. Get to the nearest active floo or portkey and change zipcodes on them. Or get yourself into a big enough concentration of wizards that they think better of it... or at least are sufficiently distracted. Or get yourself behind a lockable door or ten, assuming they haven't been recorded phasing through meaningful volumes of brick or wood. I'm a little hazy on that last part.
Well, the dementors had to actually get on the train after it stopped and we then see them opening the door to get inside the cabin Harry is in. So I think we can assume they can't actually phase through stuff. Just that most spells don't actually do anything to them, and even the patronus only chases them away and that's supposed to be a pretty difficult piece of magic.
 
What just struck me is that... the weird discussion we are having right now in this thread? This could actually be his class. Imagine this back and forth going on between Griffindor and Slytherin.

Get the little bastards to argue about it and just stir the pot a little from time to time. A little information here, an out of context idea there, the cold shower of 'AND THEN REALITY ENSUES', and keeping anyone from getting smacked in the face by a thrown chair. Otherwise just eat popcorn.
 
What just struck me is that... the weird discussion we are having right now in this thread? This could actually be his class. Imagine this back and forth going on between Griffindor and Slytherin.

Get the little bastards to argue about it and just stir the pot a little from time to time. A little information here, an out of context idea there, the cold shower of 'AND THEN REALITY ENSUES', and keeping anyone from getting smacked in the face by a thrown chair. Otherwise just eat popcorn.
Obviously thats what a charming,but lazy and mischievous rogue would do, which obviously is the kind of character Lockhart needs to pretend to be to cover up him being a fraud. It makes far more sense if he pretends his "adventures" where more like misadventures that he embellished than actually trying to pretend as if he actually did everything he did. Plus it justifys him focusing on combat pragmatism, listing off the most important aspects of a creature instead of giving long lists and encouraging long in class debates (all of which are easier to teach then actual in-depth theory)
 
Ch. 8
As if sensing my distress, McGonagall turned a critical eye in my direction. "You did create a lesson plan, didn't you?" McGonagall skeptically asked.

"As I said before, I've never had to teach a single thing before," I admit to my blunder. In all honesty, I knew I would need to prepare something for my classes, but that was secondary to increasing my own strength. I figured I could just wing it.

The look of exasperation on McGonagall's face spurred me to defend myself. "If someone would have informed me of the need for a lesson plan, I would have prepared one," I state in an attempt to push the blame elsewhere, such as the Headmaster.

Knowing McGonagall would side with Dumbledore, I threw out another excuse. "Despite the lack of information given to me, I did visit Madam Marchbanks at the Wizarding Examinations Authority Department. She," I heavily emphasized, "was kind enough to inform me what level of competency the Ministry expects from each year."

At that little nugget of information, McGonagall seemed slightly startled. Slightly for her, that is. Her silence suited me perfectly. I could use the time to calm down from my little oversight. This isn't anything that I can't easily overcome, but it will eat up my time before the students arrive. I really had my heart set on exploring the Room of Requirement. After releasing a long sigh, I cast off my Gilderoy persona and decide to knock this out as quickly as possible.

"Learning how woefully ill-prepared I am," I began, "I'm afraid I will have to trouble you a bit more."

"I will do what I can," McGonagall said with a bit of strain in her voice.

Ignoring the woman's tenseness, "I will need the schedule for my classes, an example of a lesson plan, and access to a Hogwarts' House Elf. I do not wish to lose time walking to the Great Hall every meal, at least not until I have my lesson plan completed."

McGonagall didn't seem phased by my change of attitude or demands. She merely gave a single nod of her head. "I have already placed your schedule and class rosters in your room," McGonagall replied. "As a professor, you just have to call out for a House Elf, and they will respond. It is advised you do not mistreat or abuse their generosity. The House Elves are treated as regular staff members," McGonagall finished with a piercing gaze that promised retribution if her words were defied.

Receiving my own nod, McGonagall resumed her march up the stairway. "As for a lesson plan, I can lend you a copy of one of my own. With classes starting in three days, I recommend you stick with creating two or three lessons per year as opposed to finishing out an entire year before moving on to another."

"Thank you, Minerva," I said with as much gratitude as I could squeeze into those three words.

"Of course," McGonagall said with only the faintest hint of irritation at me using her first name. "This is for the betterment of the students. Their education is our true objective, Gilderoy."

Taking a look at the moving staircases, I can't help but wonder what the hell the Founders were thinking when they created this. While it is a wonderous piece of magic... I can't shake the idea of how impractical it is. We had to go up to the fourth floor, so reach a staircase that would allow us to reach the third floor!

Maybe it was an attempt to force Hogwarts' residents to get some exercise? Looking up towards the ceiling of the stairwell, I get an idea. An incredibly awesome idea!

I rein in my excitement and return to memorizing the route to my room. Before long, we arrive at a perfectly ordinary door. I take note of the magical portraits hanging on the wall across from my new lodgings. There is no way this is a coincidence.

"Here we are, Gilderoy," McGonagall said as she swung the door open and stepped to the side.

A quick look around the room reveals a spacious bedroom with adequate floor space even with the oversized furnishings. The three windows overlooking the Black Lake fill the room with light. A single open door leads to what I can only assume to be a bathroom.

I step inside and wave my trunk to the place beside a stout looking desk. Sitting on the desk is a small stack of papers. Those should be the class rosters and schedule for my classes.

"Thank you, Minerva. Now, if you will excuse me, I have much to do," I said with a hint of frustration in my voice.

As McGonagall closes my door behind her after a polite farewell, I move to my new desk. It's not as grand as the one in my flat, but it will serve its purpose.

Sitting on top of the small stack of parchment is my class schedule. The more I look over the timesheet, the more annoyed I become. This is going to eat up a ridiculous amount of my free time! I had imagined myself being able to speed a fair amount of time in the Restricted Section of the library and practicing magic inside the Room of Requirement. But my schedule is packed!

Each grade year is broken into two groups, each with two of the four Houses, and every group has two D.A.D.A. classes a week. With six class periods a day, I only have two free periods a week!

I'm sure there are others with such a hectic schedule, but they're career teachers. They choose this lifestyle while I'm just trying to get by without losing any of my credibility and fame.

Well, time to see if my idea bears fruit.

Stepping out of my room, I draw my wand and silently cast several protection charms on my door. Nothing sinister, but I will definitely know if someone tried to enter my room while I'm out.

With my room secured, I holster my wand and move towards the stairwell. I only cast a passing glance at the artifacts filling the halls. As wondrous as this place is, I can only scrounge up so much excitement for seeing yet another piece of magical furniture or portrait. It gets somewhat repetitive.

It took me twenty minutes, but I finally made my way to the seventh floor. My excitement is quickly building as I begin my search for a tapestry of ballet dancing trolls. I plan to exploit the R.O.R. for everything I can to make myself one of the most powerful wizards alive. But first, I need a lesson plan.

Hogwarts has housed thirty-four D.A.D.A. professors in as many years. I'm not sure how the R.O.R. works, but surely, one of the previous D.A.D.A. professors left their lesson plan or a copy of it.

Finally, in the left corridor of the seventh floor, I find a faded tapestry of a dark-haired wizard attempting to teach four trolls ballet. I can only give the humorous image a quick scan before I turn my attention to the wall opposite the tapestry.

With an image of what I need in my head, I begin to recite my desire as I pace back and forth. On my third pass, a tall arched door emerges from the wall as if the stones were water.

With a smile worthy of the original Gilderoy, I swiftly move to the door and jerk it open. My lips stretch a bit more at what I see.
 
I've always wondered if there's a load of spare cash just lying about in the RoR.
Or maybe a bunch of course books that Lockhart can use instead of the rags he made people buy :D
 
I've always wondered if there's a load of spare cash just lying about in the RoR.

try the room of lost things , the wizards of the setting use coin currency and Hogwarts has been a thing for close to thousand years with coins being easy to lose odds the room of lost things is filed with a massive amount of legal tender
 
Going after some forgotten time-turners?
MC could head to the kitchens and farm the house elves for skills. Like learning to Pop, wandless magic, cleaning, cooking, etc.
Mermish village for water-breathing, swimming, singing, etc.
Fawkes for either immortality, healing, singing, or flaming...
Would have personally taken Hagrids Endurance or Durability. Then the Basilisk would have magic resistance, that or a dragon...
What did MC take from Harry Potter? I mean, he got magic comprehension from the scar, but harry is not particularly skilled... so did he get Harry's Magic quality? Quantity? maybe his parseltongue?
Definitely need to metagame that RoR. Use it to get ALL the books, even those not in the library. Copy them or something, to increase your own personal library... take ALL the forgotten/loose change/money. The Furniture and such that can be repaired and is not magical, can be sold in the muggle world for good money, also should get that vanishing cabinet. Maybe figure out a way to "Drain" someones magic to empower yourself? then use it on the horcruxes...
Still hope the Horcruxes can be individually used for skill cards. That would let MC have a semi-repeatable method for improvement.
MC needs to get that map off the weasley twins. Get Pettigrew, get crouch jr., then swing round to the horcrux locations... Maybe when he visits gringotts the first time he could gain a ton of stuff on Law, Contracts, Blood Magic, etc. Then using that, either talk them into letting him into bella's vault, or into checking it for stowaways, like the horcrux would be. Since voldie is not paying them rent.
Still want MC to gain Tonks' metamorph abilities. Not sure if she is still a student though. Since it was either harry's first year, or his second year, when she was on her last year at hogwarts and was gonna start auror training.
Veela/veela colony for allure, sex-magic, etc...
basically. MC needs to be metagaming those abilities.
 
Hogwarts has housed thirty-four D.A.D.A. professors in as many years. I'm not sure how the R.O.R. works, but surely, one of the previous D.A.D.A. professors left their lesson plan or a copy of it.
Pretty sure he'd be able to get the previous lesson plans from Dumbledore or filing. Umbridge knew the previous DADA curriculums in Order of the Phoenix, so there's obviously some kind of record.
 
You know I recall that Hermione tried so hard to free House Elfs that they stopped coming to the Griffindor House out of fear of accidentally freeing them selves.
Kinda makes me want to give her a Mister Meeseeks Box, fully inform her then sit back and watch her go!
 
Would have personally taken Hagrids Endurance or Durability. Then the Basilisk would have magic resistance, that or a dragon...
If he takes anything but the longevity of the Basilisk I'mma riot in this joint.
What did MC take from Harry Potter? I mean, he got magic comprehension from the scar, but harry is not particularly skilled... so did he get Harry's Magic quality? Quantity? maybe his parseltongue?
Parseltongue or his bullshit reflexes. Aren't there supposedly loads of parseltongues in the asian part of the wizard world? Of course, if he wants to deal with the basilisk non-lethally he'd need the parseltongue ability now rather than later.
Or maybe he'll have the chance to steal Harry's 'protagonist luck' ?

also, people keep saying to deal with the horcrux in the diadem. But what if the "curse" on the DADA position is anchored to it? What if removing it would force you to stay another year in Hoggy Warts wasting your time?
 
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If he takes anything but the longevity of the Basilisk I'mma riot in this joint.

Parseltongue or his bullshit reflexes. Aren't there supposedly loads of parseltongues in the asian part of the wizard world? Of course, if he wants to deal with the basilisk non-lethally he'd need the parseltongue ability now rather than later.
Or maybe he'll have the chance to steal Harry's 'protagonist luck' ?

also, people keep saying to deal with the horcrux in the diadem. But what if the "curse" on the DADA position is anchored to it? What if removing it would force you to stay another year in Hoggy Warts wasting your time?
Yes well, I doubt that, since it's never indicated that it's an anchor, but if it is, I'll remind you what happens to DADA professors tends to be pretty nasty. Better to just fake grevious injury or poison yourself in a manner that both prevents your return to Hogwarts but doesn't risk permanent injury. That way you can actually go out and be an adventurer after a month or two on sick leave before going out and having a nice time fighting dragons or the like. It's unlikely the diadem has anything to do with the curse any way.
 
Going after some forgotten time-turners?
MC could head to the kitchens and farm the house elves for skills. Like learning to Pop, wandless magic, cleaning, cooking, etc.
Mermish village for water-breathing, swimming, singing, etc.
Fawkes for either immortality, healing, singing, or flaming...
Would have personally taken Hagrids Endurance or Durability. Then the Basilisk would have magic resistance, that or a dragon...
What did MC take from Harry Potter? I mean, he got magic comprehension from the scar, but harry is not particularly skilled... so did he get Harry's Magic quality? Quantity? maybe his parseltongue?
Definitely need to metagame that RoR. Use it to get ALL the books, even those not in the library. Copy them or something, to increase your own personal library... take ALL the forgotten/loose change/money. The Furniture and such that can be repaired and is not magical, can be sold in the muggle world for good money, also should get that vanishing cabinet. Maybe figure out a way to "Drain" someones magic to empower yourself? then use it on the horcruxes...
Still hope the Horcruxes can be individually used for skill cards. That would let MC have a semi-repeatable method for improvement.
MC needs to get that map off the weasley twins. Get Pettigrew, get crouch jr., then swing round to the horcrux locations... Maybe when he visits gringotts the first time he could gain a ton of stuff on Law, Contracts, Blood Magic, etc. Then using that, either talk them into letting him into bella's vault, or into checking it for stowaways, like the horcrux would be. Since voldie is not paying them rent.
Still want MC to gain Tonks' metamorph abilities. Not sure if she is still a student though. Since it was either harry's first year, or his second year, when she was on her last year at hogwarts and was gonna start auror training.
Veela/veela colony for allure, sex-magic, etc...
basically. MC needs to be metagaming those abilities.
Fluffy may be immune or resistant to the magic. His magic resistance might be high enough to convince people that Lockhart is so skilled he built a rune or runes to defend himself.
The fact that voldemort didn't just kill it and take the stone kind hints towards this.
Unless he didn't believe he could get past the rest of the traps.


Would he be able to steal the healing blood thing of unicorns? Or fawkes's teleportation?
 
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Ch. 9
***Raw! But it's drinking time, not editing time! Happy New Year!***

Standing in the seventh-floor corridor again, I examine the thick stack of parchments in my hand. A sigh of relief escapes me as I comb through a few of the pages. Confirming the pages are filled and correct, a grin spreads across my face at having gained a detailed lesson plan for all seven years. It only took a few minutes!

In addition to gaining a lesson plan, I learned several things about the Room of Requirement. Judging by the amount of detail contained in the lesson plan, it was either created by a supremely dedicated professor, or the Room created it for me. Since it aligns fairly well with what Madam Marchbanks advised me on, I'm inclined to believe the Room made it specifically for me.

The second thing I learned from the room, it can not change into a different room while I'm still in it. When I first entered the room, it was small and completely empty minus the lesson plan sitting on a marble pedestal. After several attempts to have the Room create a chair for me to sit on, I was forced to grab the pile of parchment and step out of the Room.

This led to a third discovery. The moment I stepped through the doorway, my newly acquired lesson plans disappeared into thin air. Luckily, I was able to use the Doubling Charm to make a copy that is able to survive outside of the magical boundaries of the Room of Requirements. I have no idea how that works, and to be honest, I think it best if I just politely smile and give my thanks.

Looking back at the blank area of the wall where a door was just a moment ago, I begin to focus on my original plan. With my new destination firmly in mind, I begin to pace. As the arched door reappeared, I nearly skip across the hall towards it.

Flinging the door open, I draw up short at the sight hidden within. I step into a cavernous two-story room with an absolutely ridiculous amount of... stuff! The Room of Hidden Things lives up to its name.

All manner of different types of furniture is scattered about in no specific order. Tall piles of books rest beside bookcases filled with odds-and-ins. Trunks, statues, trophies, cages, and so many more miscellaneous items are scattered about in all directions.

Ignoring the lack of organization, I step over to several school trunks and begin rooting through them. On the third trunk, I find what I was looking for, a moleskin pouch. A look inside the aged pouch confirms the expansion enchantment has worn off.

Half a dozen quick spells and I watch as my lesson plans completely disappear into a pouch half the size of a parchment page. From 'my' experience of magical luggage, I'm sure I could duplicate Newt Scamander's habitat suitcase. I have no desire to walk around with a magical zoo, but I could if I wanted to.

I place my new pouch on the inside of my vest, and I return to searching for lost treasure. Less than half an hour later, my previous statement became true. While looking over a pile of books, I spot a literal treasure trove.

Surrounding one of the many columns inside the room is a small group of trunks that appear to be treasure chests. Three opened trunks are filled with coins, mostly Sickles and Knuts, but there are several Galleons mixed into the piles. A fourth trunk is nearly overflowing with precious stones and jewelry.

Gilderoy Lockhart may have a net worth of roughly six-hundred thousand Galleons, I have less than two-hundred thousand in my vault. So, I see no point in leaving chests filled with money and gems when I can put it to use. I can work on my enchanting with some of the jewelry, and money is money. A few waves of my wand and I merrily watch the trunks of valuables flow into my outstretched pouch.

Securing my pouch inside my vest again, I return to my little scavenger hunt. On occasion, I spot something that I could use to decorate my classroom. A ten-foot stuffed mountain troll and skeletons of various creatures are sent flying towards the entrance door. It's one thing to read about something, but seeing it, or its remains, will shed new light on what you previously imagined.

I have zero plans to stay beyond this school year, but that doesn't mean I can't use the time here to cement my perceived greatness. Plus, after this school year is over, the vast majority of my future knowledge will be useless. Speaking of this year...

I begin weaving between the piles of forgotten items, quickly scanning everything for my target. If my theory is correct, Voldemort used Rowena Ravenclaw's Diadem to anchor the Defense Against the Dark Arts Curse. Without someone finding and removing the Diadem from Hogwarts, Dumbledore would never be able to lift the curse.

I normally wouldn't care, but I have no idea how the curse works. Does it take effect near the end of the school year? Does it latch to me the moment I begin teaching? There are too many variables, and with the curse targeting me this year, I am not taking chances.

I plan to find the Diadem, destroy it, and get it far from Hogwarts. For additional insurance, I plan to announce I will only be teaching this single year. Hopefully, the curse, if still active, will not try to help with my departure.

A surprisingly short few minutes pass before I spot my target. Sitting on the top shelf of a wardrobe is a tarnished silver tiara. Ravenclaw's Diadem is a beautifully crafted piece of silver in an elegant and timeless design. Considering the thing is a millennium-old piece of jewelry, I can't help but admire the craftsmanship.

Of course, my moment of admiration abruptly ends when a multitude of Skill Cards spring up! With large eyes, I begin reading over the floating pieces of power. There is no rush, so I don't rush to Absorb one.

There are only two orange skill cards; Magic Comprehension and Magic Theory. My heart begins to race, thinking I can gain the comprehension of one of Hogwarts' founders, but then I spot something that confuses me. Magical Language: Parseltongue is staring back at me in a light green color.

Rowena Ravenclaw wasn't a Parseltongue. It may be possible to learn a bit of the language of serpents, but not to a level of deserving a green skill card.

These must belong to Voldemort, or more accurately, Tom Riddle! A slew of questions begin running through my head. I doubt there is a time limit on how often I can extract a card from a single person. I met Douglas twice after the book signing and wasn't able to see his skill cards again.

Is this because Voldemort's soul was split? If one of his Horcruxes are able to find a victim, then Voldemort will be reborn the same age as when that specific Horcrux was created. Does this mean my ability sees each Horcrux as a different person?

If that is true, I can gain more of Voldemort's skills. They won't be as advance as what I took from Potter's scar Voldemort was in his mid-fifties when he attacked the Potter family. Based on when the curse on the Defense Against the Dark Arts position began, Voldemort was in his late twenties when he made the Diadem Horcrux.

Still, there is a legendary Magic Theory skill card. There are also purple cards in a dozen other areas. To be honest, I'm greatly interested in the Magic Rituals Skill Card. Voldemort was able to boost his power through unknown rituals, but that card could make them known to me. Then again, the thought of looking like a noseless-wanker puts a stop to those thoughts.

Looking at my own cards, the choice is all but made for me. My own Magic Theory card has advanced since I took Voldemort's Magic Comprehension, but it is still a green Skill Card. Without further delay, I Extract the orange Magic Theory Skill Card.

Refusing to touch Voldemort's Horcrux, I levitate it and begin making my way to the exit. I grab a jewelry box off of a pile of chairs and drop the Horcrux inside. I'm not sure how it would react if placed inside my moleskin pouch, and I would prefer not to find out.

Once I make it to the exit, I wandlessly open the door and begin levitating my various skeletal props out of the room. I follow the last skeleton out and shut the door behind me.
I give the small collection a look-over before deciding everything was present. I fully intend to return to the Room of Hidden Things and comb through the collection of books inside. There are tens of thousands of books in there. There must be a few family grimoires and even a few books with forgotten spells.

But before I get to that, I have Skill Cards to Absorb and a lesson plan to review. Before all that, I need to get my new decorations down to my classroom.

"I need a few house elves," I loudly declare to the empty hall.

A trio of short ugly creatures shifts into view before me. Out of everyone and everything I've seen since arriving in this universe, house-elves have the most resemblance to their movie counterparts. Massive floppy ears rest above bulbous eyes that appear too big for the little creature's head. Of course, you can't forget the dingy pillowcase clothing.

"Professor Lockyhart called," an elderly house-elf asked. I assume he is elderly; he has more wrinkles than the other two.

"Yes," I respond kindly. "Could the three of you take these things down to my classroom, Classroom 3C?" I ask as I scan over each of the miniature servants.

With ear-flopping shakes of their heads, the small creatures hoped to the nearest item and faded from view. Alone in the corridor again, I let my smile drop before turning towards the stairwell.

I wasn't able to see a single Skill Card on any of the house-elves. Guess my ability is limited to full and partial humans... Maybe. I'll test it later. For now, I need to prepare for my first day of classes.
 
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