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Oh gods, I'm having flashbacks to the story... the horror! The horror!
I will always remember... Obese Negligee!
 
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An Oasis in the Desert Part Two [Fallout: NV/SI]
Shade waking up near Goodsprings few days prior to Courier 6 getting shot in the head
An Oasis in the Desert Part Two [Fallout: NV/SI]

Penelope sighed. The Varmint rifle rested on her shoulder as she took in the sights of the Mojave desert early in the morning. The smell of coffee filled her nostrils, and for that smell alone she would gladly trek through the entire day.

"So what's the real reason you're coming with me rather than just let me go get what you need? Care to tell your wife now that we're away from the all-seeing eye of House?" she queried her husband, who had been quietly busying himself with the coffee pot.

"Why, what makes you think the reason I gave you wasn't the real one? Trading Post 188 is a location with a lot of traffic, and maybe I can find some exotic components for my makeshift computer terminal," he mused right back. "Components you might miss, since you're not that tech-savvy yourself."

ED-E beeped by his side, the horrible betrayer that she was. Though Shade had been the one to repair the Eyebot, he had let it accompany her instead. She couldn't properly fault the logic of him being better at technology than she was; sometimes it felt like he had actually lived in the times of great wealth, and knew not just how technology functioned...but also why it worked in a certain way, and how to modify it in ways she didn't even think were possible.

"You know you're a horrible liar," Penelope pointed out.

"No, I'm pretty sure I'm not," he answered right back, grumbling at the speed it took for the coffee to brew.

"We should reach the Trading Post soon," she said in the end. "It was relatively tranquil until now, but the closer to traffic we get, the higher the chances of bandits."

"I'll defer to your judgment, Penelope. I can aim in their general direction and that's about it," he answered as a smile blossomed on his face, the telltale sound of the coffee brewing through a melody he'd never get tired of.

This worried her far more than she actually allowed it to show. It was normal administration in the Mojave to come across scenes of carnage from bandits, psychos or worst; that had never touched her, because she was the one doing the discovering, or the one with the advantage of actively committing carnage on the trouble at hand.

She could have done the journey in half the time; she could have been quieter, more careful. His presence made it all the more difficult, and thus made her all the more nervous.

If a bandit takes just one lucky shot-I'd have to cleanse the Mojave of human life just to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Penelope sighed at the melodrama in her own thoughts. She knew grief could make people commit the worst atrocities in the name of revenge, but she doubted she, herself, would go that far.

Smoke left the muzzle of her rifle as she expertly aimed and killed a scorpion that was getting too close for her tastes, before smashing the butt of her rifle into its bleeding body.

"Do you remember when we first met?" he mused. "You didn't think you were going to stick around town for long. Had a very important mission to complete and all that."

"Before the shots to the head you mean," Penelope muttered, instinctively passing a hand over the spot, now covered with her long hair. She could still feel the scars, and thanked her hardheadedness for having allowed her to survive that experience.

"Before, during, after," he mused. "Got right back to your usual self in a short while though. The most kickass courier of the Mojave Desert," he offered her a cup of perfectly brewed coffee, and she took sips of it to let the flavor last.

It tasted better when he was the one doing the brewing. She had no idea why.

They reached the intersection and found it predictably abuzz with activity; merchants were selling their wares and more than a few interesting guns were on sale. A nearby stall sold alcohol and a few commiserated their choices in life. Her attention focused on the nearest scrap collector, knowing fully well that was where her husband would feign going, before changing to the actual target of their arrival.

He did ponder over a couple of pieces of soldered scrap for a few minutes longer than due, and began a haggling attempt that clearly went nowhere from the start. She entertained him, finding it utterly amusing how he still believed he could hide things from her and her wits.

A few minutes later and he gloomily walked away, and she decided to pat his shoulder in a comforting manner. Perhaps the target was at the bar? Still, as he sat down and made to order, a voice distracted her.

"No offense, but you look like you've traveled a long way down some bad roads. Where'd you come from?" the woman's hair was covered by a hood, and her brown eyes looked vivid and inquisitive enough.

"The grave," Penelope answered, her eyes half-narrow. First meeting with a stranger, and she already went with commenting on her appearance? The one thing she was conscious about was her head-wound, but-

"Well in that case I take it back," the woman said, "You look pretty good given the circumstances." She grinned, "Welcome then, I'm Veronica and I live in a hole in the ground."

Penelope arched an eyebrow. "A hole in the ground?"

"Well, a bunker if you want to get technical, but it sounds more interesting my way," Veronica smiled. "I go around picking supplies for my family, you know how it is. Gotta eat if you wanna live and all that."

She nodded, "Sure, guess there's plenty of bunkers going around."

"By the way," Veronica remarked, "I had a run-in with this group called the Brotherhood of Steel-a pretty strange bunch, do you know anything about them?"

"Not really," Penelope answered, "but my husband probably does-" she turned, stared at the empty seat at the bar, and then quietly turned to look at Veronica once more. "He gave me the slip."

Veronica blinked. "You mean the man who sat for all but two seconds and then walked away?"

"Yes, that man," Penelope smiled, "That soon to be dead man. That corpse that walks because it knows not in how much trouble they are."

"Far from me to get between wife and husband," Veronica said with a small smile, "But where are you going, if I can ask?"

"Right now we're where we want to be, my soon-to-be-in-hot-waters husband is kind-of a tech-savvy guy. Wanted to see if he could get his hands on some form of exotic tech piece, but I think that was just his excuse to get out of New Vegas," Penelope sighed. "Now what he actually wants from this place is anyone's guess, but I'll make him fess up when he shows back. Then we'll be on our way back."

"I see," Veronica mused. "I wouldn't mind visiting New Vegas. I heard there's a bunch of different people living there, different groups and-"

Penelope took a deeper breath. "Ah, now I know why we came here," she flatly gazed at the girl. "My husband is anything but subtle, and this isn't the first time he coincidentally suggested visiting a place that then resulted in people somehow joining my one-woman crusade against the enemies of the Mojave. You want to come along, risk your neck, see new wonders of the Mojave, that's fine by me-" she raised an index finger in her direction, "However one thing's clear. This girl here is happily married, and her husband is happily married," she pointed at herself. "You doe-eye him, I eye-shoot you. You try to sweet talk me, I talk sweet to you...uh, that doesn't really work the same way."

Veronica blinked at that. Penelope simply smiled, and then snickered.

"A sense of humor, Veronica," Penelope said, "You're going to need it. I'm Penelope by the way. Nice to meet you."

She extended a hand, and Veronica did the same. Penelope's grip nearly crushed Veronica's hand, the one with the pneumatic gauntlet of all things. "But seriously," she whispered, "You touch my husband, Deathstalkers will look like cuddly dog puppies by the time I'll be done with you."

Then she let go of the grip which had left visible dents on the metal gauntlet.

"I'm...I'm definitely not interested in men," Veronica said abruptly, and Penelope nodded at that.

"Good!" she grinned, "We're going to get along even better then! Now give me a hand; you saw where that rascal of a husband of mine went? Lead the way! Darling~ you know you can't escape me~"

Veronica somehow felt a strange amount of pity for the husband in question.

Then again they actually found him sitting at the bar stool with the mother of all smiles...

...and something told her this was just the beginning of the most maddening of adventures.
 
Shade as one of Nazarick sanest member. The only people stays with Ainz until Yggdrasil shutdown and got transferred to the new world alongside him.
 
Honestly i think an interesting place for Shade to end up would be the world of Soul Eater.

Where madness can take on physical form and/or warp the world around you, Witches and criminals are hunted down and have their souls devoured to upgrade weapons that are also people, monsters roam the land, Cat's can turn into magical girls and the Sun and the Moon have creepy faces on them (and may or may not laugh at people).

Tis a silly place, Shade would fit right in.

Edit: also Shade in Fallout seems interesting though it seems the plot was a bit delayed if he ended up taking the courier back to New Vegas and marrying her.
 
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"A small village," Raven commented from my side.

"Still a city, since it depends on population density!" my eyes burned with determination.

Especially after Isabella declared those run-down shacks a "city" just for you...

sometimes it felt like he had actually lived in the times of great wealth, and knew not just how technology functioned...but also why it worked in a certain way, and how to modify it in ways she didn't even think were possible.

Knowing how technology functions is all well and good, but what does that have to do with fallout-tech?

I'd have to cleanse the Mojave of human life just to make sure it doesn't happen again.

Penelope sighed at the melodrama in her own thoughts. She knew grief could make people commit the worst atrocities in the name of revenge, but she doubted she, herself, would go that far.

Don't worry, there's plenty of reasons to cleans the Mojave of life other than grief.
Loot, experience, I think there's an achievement for it?
Let's be honest, the Mojave is kinda a shithole.
 
Awesome! I have to admit it didn't think the adventure of overcaring husband shade would have an update and it make me happy, i do hope we can see a follow up soon but i can understand that the Muses are fickle mistresses.
Summoning a Big Brother isn't as nice as it sounds [Familiar of Zero/SI]
The Big Brother You Did Not Know You Needed [Znt/SI]
Which ones are Part 2 and 3?
Actually the first Big Brother use shrug isn't the first part of this snippet but the second
, don't know why Shade named the fourth part like that.
 
Honestly i think an interesting place for Shade to end up would be the world of Soul Eater.

Where madness can take on physical form and/or warp the world around you, Witches and criminals are hunted down and have their souls devoured to upgrade weapons that are also people, monsters roam the land, Cat's can turn into magical girls and the Sun and the Moon have creepy faces on them (and may or may not laugh at people).

Tis a silly place, Shade would fit right in.

Edit: also Shade in Fallout seems interesting though it seems the plot was a bit delayed if he ended up taking the courier back to New Vegas and marrying her.
Maybe him as the son of Medusa (so brother of Crona).

That's would be possibly really good.
 
Y'know Shade, for someone who claims to have a handle on Madness, I've yet to see you deal with having eyes inside your brain.

By that, I'm referring to Bloodborne.
 
Honestly i think an interesting place for Shade to end up would be the world of Soul Eater.

Where madness can take on physical form and/or warp the world around you, Witches and criminals are hunted down and have their souls devoured to upgrade weapons that are also people, monsters roam the land, Cat's can turn into magical girls and the Sun and the Moon have creepy faces on them (and may or may not laugh at people).

Tis a silly place, Shade would fit right in.
He'd be worse than Asura, since his madness will drown the world in coffee.

That said, I want to see how his meeting with Excalibur will go.

From the United King~
I'm looking for Heaven~
I'm going to California~
 
In Shining Darkness [Dread Rising AU]
On a day that never happened, the one who would be Lord Oberas was instead inspired by a paladin.
_____ and Meyr Sunwrought. Two paladins. One's dour and the other's cheery.
Together, they fight evil.
Then Lord Oberas wakes up.

In Shining Darkness [Dread Rising Omake]

It was a fleeing fancy born of a feverish summer nightmare. It was the by-product of his humanity fighting against his true nature. It was the lurking, twisted feeling that echoed into his rib-cage like a painful gasp and a demonstration of the wickedness of the uncaring gods.

It was not what he ate the night before, for though he was of flesh and muscles, he knew his limits and so too did his stomach understand it should not get used to the taste of food.

Yet he dreamed. He dreamed, and a nightmare would have been kinder.

A crumbling tower was always in his mind; a place of great power, and evil. He vaguely remembered the place. He did remember the position of the furniture, the half-broken window on the side, the creaky chairs that barely could hold a human's weight.

It had been home to him for a few months. Cold wind had bitten into his exposed skin. Whispers had sunk into his head. One of the many passages, perhaps the easiest, of the Whispering Way.

He could have still turned back; he could have still stopped his dalliance into the way that led to immortality, and arcane might beyond the ken of mortals.

All that he needed to do was walk back to the nearest city, seek his friend, and perhaps change his mind on the foolishness of serving a deity. The God of Knowledge wouldn't be displeased in him; if anything, he might even relish the thought, or already know his final decision.

Meyr would smile, and grin brightly. He'd say something like "I knew you had it in you to do the right thing '...'"

And he'd huff and puff and look aside. He'd do his best to vehemently deny the bone-crushing armored hug coming his way, and complain that he was no child, while Meyr would simply thrust a tankard of cold beer in his hand.

They'd speak through all the night, reminisce the good old days, perhaps agree to meet again, and again, through the weeks and the months and the years. They'd grow old, they'd go on more adventures, they'd become great heroes-

The skin would lose its elasticity a bit at the time. The weight of the armor would grow heavier slowly. Hair would recede, and turn grey and then white. The eyesight would deteriorate. Death would claim them either abruptly through an unseen trap, or slowly, tugging a bit at the time at their lifespan.

He felt the cold creep into his body. He was in the crumbling tower where one of the many steps was completed. He was in the tower where all that began would spell the End. He was where he wanted to be, and yet the final doubts shoved into his brain one after the other.

He was cold; he was hungry. His body demanded that which he did not want to give it. Determination, pure and simple, was required. His emotions had to deaden. His hunger had to become ravenous. His thirst unquestionable. He had to reach the very edge of madness, and hold it in check.

This was a battle that could not be fought with spells, or magical means. This was his next step, whispered to him in the darkest of shadows.

His will, and his will alone, needed to be like steel.

The resolve to trudge the line of life and death, and nullify the needs of life.

Commitment without doubt; death without dying.

He shuddered, taking another cold breath.

In the silence, a galloping sound echoed. It was far, yet it was coming close.

He remembered it. He was asleep, after all. He was dreaming. He remembered that night, and that event. Meyr Sunwrought had actually found him, trekked through the fields and the wilds day and night, seeking him as if understanding there was foolishness at play.

He always had good insight.

Yet he had never stepped into the tower. He had gotten close, incredibly closer, but then he hadn't stepped inside.

Some nights, he wondered why.

Some days, he understood the reason.

Some other nights, he wondered if he got the reason correctly.

What is the point of stopping Evil, if you need to take the will of someone away from them in order to do so? Do as you will, '...'. I will not stop you. I will not judge you. I cannot judge you impartially, after all; I am your friend, and I hope I will never have to be your executioner.

His body moved under his covers. He could feel it trash a bit, his cruel human heart paining him as his whole body was awash with cold sweat.

In his dream, in his feverish nightmare, the cranky door of the crumbling tower opened and armored boots stepped inside. Sometimes, he wondered if it was sword that would come next, or an oppressive silence that never seemed to end.

Other times, he wondered if the smell of food or of sweet wine would fill his nostrils. Meyr would never commit an act that was uncharacteristically questionable, but he would often strong-arm people into eating when they went without food, or drink enough water when they forgot about that.

In his nightmare, however, Meyr did none of the above.

In his nightmare, selfishly brought up by the traitorous humanity within him, Meyr simply knelt by his side and placed a hand on his shoulder.

"..." he'd say, "What says you we go home? This plan of yours is folly. None can oppose the design of the Gods. Let us be merry, let us be happy. Think not of the future that may never come-and forget her, enough time has passed already..."

And in his deepest, most secluded corners of his mind, in his most unfathomable depths of madness...

He opened his eyes...

...and took the offered hand to a happier tomorrow.


 
Shade? I was wondering if you ever thought about writing a SI fanfiction about your own books? Unless you think of it as too weird? A way to avoid any spoiler would be a parallel story using the setting without any contact with the plot.
 
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That was within my mind as some kind of Discworld-like mean of writing stories. Though if I were to write that...it wouldn't be fanfiction :V It would be more original fiction! XD
Speaking of Discworld, how about an actual Discworld chapter because its the greatest story ever penned by man and orangutan.

The watch were always my favourite group but the witches and wizards come in a close second for sure.

As an idea since there was a book on a female wizard maybe a chapter about a male witch.
 
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Hmm...
Old World Of Darkness Shade, but as a Corax?

Oban Star Racers Shade, but as something similar to Spirit?

Eberron Shade as a Warforged?

Starfinder Shade as an Android?
 
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