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The RNG and running a base, or how I just started to roll with the punches.(kancolle)

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[x] Compose a fleet of at least two ship-girls. (easy, A1)
[x] Clear the seas around the naval base. (easy, B1, B2, W1-1)
[x] An enemy fleet is on route to attack a nearby island, intercept and destroy it. (medium, W1-2, B5)
[x] Dismantle a ship. (medium, F3)
[x] Quickly clean up and shape up your magical girls for the Inspector General(Hard)

[X] Wait, why is the summoning array glowing, why is there a shape forming out of the light, what the hell man, another one?(USS O'Bannon)
[x] Surprise call
[X] Inspector General is coming to see how things ship up, hurry and get everything in order.
 
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    • Looks like out of three votes this is the winner:
    [x] Compose a fleet of at least two ship-girls. (easy, A1)
    [x] Clear the seas around the naval base. (easy, B1, B2, W1-1)
    [x] An enemy fleet is on route to attack a nearby island, intercept and destroy it. (medium, W1-2, B5)
    [x] Dismantle a ship. (medium, F3)
    [x] Quickly clean up and shape up your magical girls for the Inspector General(Hard)

    [X] Wait, why is the summoning array glowing, why is there a shape forming out of the light, what the hell man, another one?(USS O'Bannon)
    [x] Surprise call
    [X] Inspector General is coming to see how things ship up, hurry and get everything in order.
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    Right after heading out to see if there were any jobs to do the summoning array light right back up. A ship was being summoned. All John could do was say. "Well, that's unexpected."

    "What, this isn't another planned summoning like me-nyaa."

    "Nope, just another summoning. Out of nowhere. Ah well."

    "How can you be so blase about this?"

    "Easily, like this." John just gave Shigure a blank stare.

    Before Shigure could reply, the summoning was completed. Standing there in a ridiculous showy outfit was a red headed girl holding a bunch of potatoes, and tossing one in her hand like she was ready to pitch it. After the lights died down she spoke, "USS O'Bannon Fletcher class destroyer. Here and ready to go."

    "Huh, alright. Welcome to the base, and saving me some time in doing another summoning."

    "Aw, think nothing of i...wait, what." O'Bannon started saying, then she realized one thing that was said. And Shigure being there. "I didn't come here for something like that, I came here because that little whatever." O'Bannon said pointing at Shigure.

    "What, I haven't done anything yet to rain on anyone's parades."

    "I'm not just going to let the first ship of a US base be a one of those ships I fought in the war."

    "Did we even fight in the war?"

    "That doesn't matter, I'll still kick your ass."

    "Oh come on, I've only been here a couple minutes more than you. I haven't had any time to enact any of my felonious plans yet."

    "Ah hah, exactly my point." O'bannon then threw a potato at Shigure, which she ducked under before it could hit.

    "What's your problem?!"

    "You! Ack-" O'Bannon said before being lifted up by John and just carried out of the room.

    "Alright you two, there'll be plenty of time to play later. For now we need to do some work."

    "Put me down, I have to go kick that ships ass." O'Bannon said flailing on John's shoulder.

    "Come one, we need to go do some of the work we're supposed to do. If you guys want to play catch with potatoes then you can do that later."
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    After a bit of walking, more flailing by O'Bannon, and Shigure quietly messing with O'Bannon the group got to the office. John put O'Bannon on a couch and patted her head before she could go at Shigure. Shigure tried nuzzling up to the admiral for some pats too, she got one. Sitting at the mahogany desk John started up the computer to see what was available. The setting up of a fleet with at least two ship girls was done. The combat missions would need two more ship girls at least, one of which would be better if they were at least a light cruiser.

    After thinking on what to do there was a call from John's cell phone. Looking at the number it looked to be the from the Pearl Harbor naval base. Picking it up John ended up talking to the lead admiral over there who let him know what was going to happen soon. The Inspector General was going to give him an inspection early, and would be there in about a couple hours. And he would be doing an inspection. Great was all John could think to himself. The call ended after he got some tips. Standing up he let the others know what was going on.

    "Alright, the Inspector General will be here in a couple hours and we have two combat missions to do in the next day. We need to make sure this place is in good shape and at some point summon at least two more ship girls. O'Bannon, can I trust you to work with Shigure in rushing about to help the crew of this base?"

    "Can do, I'll do the best job I can. And make sure this one doesn't do anything evil." O'Bannon said, before glaring at Shigure.

    "*purr* What, oh yeah. I'll make sure things are ready for the inspector. And will definitely not set up anything evil." Shigure said while trying to fake looking innocent.

    "Alright, I'll put out an announcement and go try to summon at least two more ship girls." John said before making the announcement over the speakers to inform the base crew. Shigure slinked out of the room while O'Bannon just followed behind her watching her.

    After they left John checked for recommended material amount formulas. With a couple of supposedly good ones John went back to the summoning room to try and get a few more ship girls to round out his fleet.

    Random event, John: (pick 1 choice)
    [] No time to think, there's an attack right now.(insert type here)
    [] Wait, why is the summoning array glowing, why is there a shape forming out of the light, what the hell man, another one?(insert ship girl here)
    [] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(insert the thing here)
    [] Write in ()

    Random event, Shigure: (pick 1 choice)
    [] No time to think, there's an attack right now.(insert type here)
    [] Ooh, shiny thing.(insert shiny thing here)
    [] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(insert the thing here)
    [] Write in ()

    Random event, O'Bannon: (pick 1 choice)
    [] No time to think, there's an attack right now.(insert type here)
    [] So, many, potatoes.
    [] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(insert the thing here)
    [] Write in ()

    What ship girl was summoned(pick two to four):
    [] A Japanese ship girl(must be from kancolle or WSG or Pacific)
    -[] Any extra quirks or divergences(extremely girly and nice Akebono, plasma-chan(also known as dark mode Inazuma) as normal, Yuudachi with dog features from the beginning, a sub who wears extremely conservative clothing, most anything within reason really)
    [] A British ship girl(must be from kancolle or WSG or Pacific)
    -[]Any extra quirks or divergences(Rincewind Glowworm, Amethyst the Larper and not chuuni, maid version Sirius, most anything within reason really)
    [] A German ship girl(must be from kancolle or WSG or Pacific)
    -[] Any extra quirks or divergences(a Z1 whose a drunk, lazy Z16, a U-511 who can never get a tan, most anything within reason really)
    [] A US ship girl(must be from kancolle or WSG or Pacific)
    -[] Any extra quirks or divergences(Mahan the jock, USS Gearing who is a big fan of some of the vaudeville acts that moved to film, Dolphin the clam motherly sort, most anything within reason really)

    With that all done, it was time to meet the Inspector General. Who was a tall broad shouldered man in his fifties. He was shown around the base, and didn't say much. After looking all over the base, checking over the ship girls, and crew. The Inspector General went up to John and gave his results.

    The results of the inspection:
    [] Poor
    [] Adequate
    [] Needs work
    [] Well enough
    [] Ship shape.
    [] Write in ()
     
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    • Random event, John: (pick 1 choice)
    [x] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird. (see below)

    Random event, Shigure: (pick 1 choice)
    [x] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird. (see below)

    Random event, O'Bannon: (pick 1 choice)
    [x] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird. (see below)

    weird thing:


    What ship girl was summoned(pick two to four):
    [x] USS Mahan (DD-364)
    -[x] retains Pacific ability of 'I interrupt your normally scheduled briefing to give you a full tactical assessment of the enemy we will be fighting today.'

    [x] USS Shaw (DD-374)
    -[x] retains Pacific ability of first aid/ship repair

    [x] USS Wisconsin (BB-64)
    -[x]

    The results of the inspection:
    [x] Turns out the inspector is allergic to both cats and potatoes. How does that happen? Unsurprisingly, the reports been delayed for medical reasons.
     
    [X] Wait, why is the summoning array glowing, why is there a shape forming out of the light, what the hell man, another one?(insert ship girl here)

    [X] Ooh, shiny thing.(A Laser Gattling Gun)

    [X] So, many, potatoes.

    [x] USS Mahan (DD-364)
    -[x] retains Pacific ability of 'I interrupt your normally scheduled briefing to give you a full tactical assessment of the enemy we will be fighting today.'

    [x] USS Shaw (DD-374)
    -[x] retains Pacific ability of first aid/ship repair

    [x] USS Wisconsin (BB-64)
    -[x]

    [X] USS Enterprise CV-6

    [X] Ship Shape
     
    Alright, going to call this in about 10 hours. And there is a need for a tie breaker. So if I don't get one when i call votes, I'll let the dice decide. So y'all know now.
     
    Alright, things are looking pretty clear cut. But I'll hold to my word and give you guys and any others who'd like to join the rest of those about 50 minutes. But the results don't seem likely to change.
     
    New arrivals, an inspection, and away we go!
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    • [X] Wait, why is the summoning array glowing, why is there a shape forming out of the light, what the hell man, another one?(insert ship girl here)

    [X] Ooh, shiny thing.(A Laser Gattling Gun)

    [X] So, many, potatoes.

    [x] USS Mahan (DD-364)
    -[x] retains Pacific ability of 'I interrupt your normally scheduled briefing to give you a full tactical assessment of the enemy we will be fighting today.'

    [x] USS Shaw (DD-374)
    -[x] retains Pacific ability of first aid/ship repair

    [x] USS Wisconsin (BB-64)
    -[x]

    [X] USS Enterprise CV-6

    [X] Ship Shape

    Alright, we have our winning plan. Time to do this shit.
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    When John reached the summoning room the array just started glowing, another summoning that just sorta happened. All John could think on this was that it was making his job easier. After a few more seconds the light show ended and the shape became clear. Blonde hair, short, carrier deck rigging, this was likely the Enterprise from WW2.

    "Sir!' The girl said with a salute. "Yorktown class fleet carrier USS Enterprise CV-6 reporting for duty--" She continued with before tripping, while standing at attention. Oh, that's going to be something was all John could think to himself. Giving her a sec to compose herself, John gave a quick thought for how to put things. Then decided to just be blunt.

    "Enterprise, it's good to have you here. Right now the war that you were called to fight isn't going that well for anyone but the enemy. An enemy known as abyssals. The abyssals are either warped versions of ship girls like yourself, or some kind of alien force. Either way, there's a lot of work to be done. This base is a technically civilian op to help provide extra defense and aid to Pearl. Most of our job is aiding in defense and patrol, though that doesn't mean we wont go out and fight. Now, I'm going to need you move away from the array. We need more ship girls to help us here." While John gave his little speech Enterprise's face went through a couple changes. From trying to be serious, to worry, to almost crying in terror, to a look of trying to pool her courage, to something akin to serious.

    "Sir yes*click* ow ah it mah ongue"

    Not even giving to much thought to what ridiculousness was happening, John helped Enterprise to one of the benches that by the walls of the room near the entrance. "Alright Enterprise, just sit here and let it get better on it's own. I'm going to go summon some more ship girls, here's hoping they're friendly."

    "Oh 'ay."

    And John went back to the array and set up the first recipe, and got things ready for putting in the second and third recipes not long after completion. Another light show, and more weird ectoplasmic shape stuff. Then the ship girl was done being summoned. The girl had pink hair, wore blue, and had a book in her arms.

    "Hello, I am the USS Mahan. Here to solve all of your information deficiencies."

    "Alright, good to know.""Nice to meet you." John said, though Mahan seemed to try and pull a Joseph Joestar, and failed. She started blushing and squirming before walking off the summoning array to sit next to Enterprise. All the while John just stared at her self imposed walk of shame.

    "He'o, 'ahm en'er'ise. Sor'y or 'he 'ay 'ahm 'alking, ah it ah-""tongue." Mahan interrupted Enterprise before she could finish, which lead to a look of wonder on the carriers face.

    "Wow, 'ow 'id 'ou 'o 'hat?"

    "With the power of information..." At this point Mahan went into a thing which John stopped paying attention to. Though the two newly summoned ship girls looked happy. With that John did the next summoning, nothing really changed there other than who was summoned.

    This time it was brown haired girl wearing a white dress with black trim that seemed like what a school girl of years long passed would wear, and she had a sort of medicine case that she wore like a purse.

    "USS Shaw, ready to gallantly steam away." She said with a smile and wave. This one seemed quite cheerful right from the get go, so that might be good. Shaw skipped off the array and gave John a hug while saying, "Hello commander."

    (Shaw asks for head pats
    [] yes
    [] no
    )

    "Erm,'kay. Why don't you go sit over there with the others, I still need to do one more summoning."

    "Okay! Oh, is that Mahan? Hi big sis, oh isn't this going to be so much fun!" Shaw said skipping over to where Mahan and Enterprise were sitting.

    "Ack, er, Shaw good to see you."

    "Good to see you to sis. Hugs." At this point Shaw grabbed Mahan into a hug, and when Enterprise started to look like she was feeling left out brought her into the hug. John meanwhile turned away to get some of this stuff over and done with. This time the array started off the same summoning, but after a couple of seconds it started to have some lightning show up. There were quite a few more theatrics, than normal. Like some weird noises, lightning, thunder, some ghost fire, things like that. And after a good two minutes things started to die down. With the light intensity dropping the ship girl who was summoned became apparent.

    Blonde hair, white dress, long gloves, sword, seemed kind of depressed in demeanor, this could only be the USS Wisconsin with that height. Stepping forward Wisconsin introduced herself.

    "USS Wisconsin, Iowa class fast battleship reporting to duty." She said with a limp salute.

    "Okay, welcome to this base Wisconsin. I'll inform you and the other recent additions about what's going on in a bit, first let's get to somewhere more comfortable. We don't have much time to get you girls properly informed and prepare for an inspection."

    With a nod of the head and a very cheerful okay from Shaw the four ship girls walked to their commander's office to find out what's up.
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    Meanwhile with Shigure, she was making sure the deck was clean alongside the crew and came across an odd turret. It was very difficult for her to look away from because of how shiny it was. She asked one of the crewmen nearby what it was, and was told it was a laser gatling gun. /wondering what that could be, she asked if they could fire off one test shot.

    With a quick shrug and muttering of moving some tests up ahead of schedule, then a few minutes later one set of shots was let loose. With some spinning and a rainbow of colors Shigure was enraptured. Moving up to it to get a better look at the turret she noticed the lenses instead of normal barrels. That intrigued her, but the warmth made her feel very comfortable. So she let some of the crew know she was going to lay down near to the turret for a bit, which she got some odd looks and unsure okays. Then she curled up much like a cat very close to the turret and in a way so she could enjoy the sunlight and the warmth of the turret of the same time.

    The crewmen looking on could only wonder, the twitching cat ear and tail were likely actually real?
    ---
    O'Bannon however had just finished helping out in the armory and was going to work on helping out in the mess hall. She got helped out most everything, until the pantry/larder/whatever was reached. There she came across a very large amount of ready to be used potatoes. For some reason O'Bannon couldn't keep herself away from them, and started to cover herself in them. After a few minutes she rose back out of the pile she made and into the kitchen carrying an armful of potatoes and went to cooking a number of potato based dishes. Of which many were fried.

    O'Bannon found herself an hour later surrounded by many different potato based foods, and could only think of one thing. This was all that dastardly Japanese ship's fault. Wasting her time with glorious potatoes, clearly some sort of evil plot O'Bannon thought to herself. After a few minutes of straining to move from the starch filled glory she had surrounded herself with, O'Bannon rushed out of the mess hall letting the crew in the halls of the potato based foods they were free to have some of that she had cooked.

    Otherwise O'Bannon went to try and live up to her motto of "Can Do" by making up for all the work she missed and beating that Japanese ship. Not knowing that Shigure would be asleep for another half hour.
    ---
    Back with John and the newer arrivals, the explanation just finished and jobs were assigned for getting things ready. Enterprise helping out on the flight deck, Wisconsin in engineering, and Shaw dragging Mahan to medical. Things got done with only a minute before the inspector arrived. When he arrived he said no more than necessary and checked over everything that could reasonably done. Which meant looking all over the ship, and only doing a glancing check on the ship girls.

    At the end of it all, the result given was, "Everything is ship shape and in decent order. Good job so far, and godspeed." So the inspector left in the middle of the afternoon. With just enough time to take care of clearing the nearby seas to a small amount for the ship girls, and attempting a trick with the summoning array to do the dismantling quest. There was thankfully enough time to clear a path to intercept that attacking fleet before they arrived in the next couple days.
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    Random event, John: (pick 1 choice)
    [] Someone or something snuck on board.(insert who, and for why)
    [] Surprise call(insert who, and for why)
    [] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(insert the thing here)
    [] Write in ()

    Random event, the fleet: (pick 3 choices)
    [] Enemies, right now!(insert enemy fleet composition)
    [] Bonding.
    [] Wait, what was that?(insert the thing here)
    [] Write in ()
     
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    • [X] Yes
    [X] Someone or something snuck on board. (Kongou searching for a new admiral after her previous one got married to Yamato)
    [X] Bonding
    [X] Wait, What was that? (Amnesiac Wo-Class Washes up)
    [X] Prying Kongou off of John
     
    ScrewFate said:
    [X] Yes
    [X] Someone or something snuck on board. (Kongou searching for a new admiral after her previous one got married to Yamato)
    [X] Bonding
    [X] Wait, What was that? (Amnesiac Wo-Class Washes up)
    [X] Prying Kongou off of John
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    Hmm, feels like you're trying to tell me something there. Ah well, we'll see tomorrow around 9pm US EST.
     
    About an hour and thirty minutes give or take till I call it, if there are no changes in voting then I'll just get to writing around then.
     
    Far to blase about this shit, and two new arrivals.
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    • Only one vote, makes things simpler I guess.

    [X] Yes
    [X] Someone or something snuck on board. (Kongou searching for a new admiral after her previous one got married to Yamato)
    [X] Bonding
    [X] Wait, What was that? (Amnesiac Wo-Class Washes up)
    [X] Prying Kongou off of John
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    The head pat bit will be added after this.
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    While sitting in his office trying to do paperwork and other similar tasks to keep things running, John got a call from the guys dealing with the radar.

    "Yes, this is John. What's up?"

    "We've been getting some weird readings for the past few minutes."

    "Oh, Like what?"

    "Well, it seems like an unknown ship girl has been slowly approaching the base from what we can tell. Though she's not in visual range."

    "Okay, is this something we should worry about?"

    "I'm not sure, we'll let you know when we have a better...oh, that's, worrying."

    "What?"

    "She seems to have suddenly picked up speed, and is heading straight here. We have someone trying to radio her, but she's not picking up."

    "As long as she's not hostile the situation should be fine."

    "Whatever you say boss."
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    It had been a month, one long dreadful month, her teitoku had spurned her advances. All because of that harlot. What did Kongou have that Kongou didn't. Kongou was far more full of life, and far prettier too. Her brown hair was nowhere near as well taken care of or full bodied by comparison to hers.

    Now Kongou was on the hunt, for a new teitoku that Kongou wouldn't try to take as well. And she had just found a potential great target for her affections. But first she needed to find him in that giant beached ship. It shouldn't take too long, first things first. Get onto the deck and begin her search, and hopefully her sisters wouldn't show up to stop her.
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    After a few minutes more some of the crew let John know about the ship girl nearing and beginning to some aboard the ship. John let them know to try and act diplomatically towards her, while trying not to piss her off.
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    Not much longer now, soon Kongou will have a new teitoku that Kongou will never take from Kongou. Just a few hundred feet to go.
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    With some more notices about the ship girl, who had been identified as a Kongou, was heading towards his office. John decided to get ready for a number of things. When the door burst open and a white blur threw itself in the air, was not on that list. For an ephemeral moment things just sort of stood still for John, him sitting there and a brunette in a modified white miko like outfit left him with one main thought. He should have expected something like this.
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    Found him, Kongou had found her new tei-to-ku~
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    Right after Kongou landed on him, John felt some pain as he hit the floor in his chair. Taking a bit to try and grab a breath and let the pain let up a small amount, he tried to get up. And after getting up his fleet came back, to see him struggling to get up with a Kongou just snuggling on him.
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    The fleet of six spent their mission mostly just taking some pot shots and making sure the area was clear. During this time outside of what little fighitng they were doing Shaw tried to get everyone a little closer.

    "Like, come on. Let's at least try and sing some songs together."

    "I don't know, seems pointless to me." Mahan replied.

    "Oh odn't be like that sis, we're going to be working together and a little bonding could help with that. Come one O'Bannon, don't you agree?"

    "Huh, oh. I don't really care either way."

    "Me either, nyaa."

    "Well in that case let's go for a full ballad!"

    "Yeah, that's the spirit."

    "But what are we going to sing then?"

    "There's some good shanties I remember my crew singing."

    "...Shaw, please don't"

    "Why big sis?"

    "Just, for my sake. Please don't sing those shanties."

    "Fine, then what can we sing?"

    "Oh, how abou...wait, I'm getting something floating in the water. Looks like a woman, or ship girl." Enterprise said.

    "What? We should go help her."

    "I'm, not so sure Shaw. It could be a trap."

    "Why don't we let Wisconsin decide, she's the flag ship here."

    "Alright, miss Wisconsin what do you think?"

    "Hm, what? Oh, uh. We should probably go check it out just in case." Wisconsin said, just seeming to snap out of her thoughts.

    "Alright, we're coming to help whoever you are. Just give us directions Enterprise." Shaw said with some cheer.

    "O-okay, the locations is..."

    After a bit of time to travel and double check directions the fleet arrived. Half floating in the water was a woman in black and grey that was deathly pale wearing a weird backpack. Wasting no time Shaw had O'Bannon and Shigure hoist her out of the water to do some preliminary first aid before heading back to base since their current main mission was all but done. Some confirmations and they were away, though they were given an odd message about a strange visitor.

    The return trip was mostly calm, except for one odd white and red shape that was moving very quickly on the water towards the base. Picking up speed a bit they tried to hurry to find out who that was, report in, and get whoever this was some medical attention. In just a couple minutes they arrived at the base, and the person they picked up said something that most of them couldn't make out.

    "Wo what."

    After making sure the crew who had taken the person were capable of carrying her safely, they went to their admiral to report in and find out what was going on. And when they arrived at John's office a bit later, there was an odd sight there to meet them. Struggling to stand up was their commander and snuggling on him like some type of overly affectionate bear or snake was a ship girl in white and red who kept saying stuff about Kongou finding her teitoku to herself quietly.

    A second after taking that all in, almost all of the six rushed over to get this strange ship girl off their commander. Except for Shaw, who was just trying to join in with what she thought were innocent hugs. It took more than a minute and Wisconsin trying as hard as she could without risking hurting John, but they pulled Kongou off of John. Though Shaw was still hugging him, and telling John about their trip.

    "Well, that's nice Shaw. Now we're going to cut back on operations for a bit. There's going to be an intercept you all are going to be doing tomorrow. So why don't you and the others take our new friend here and get some dinner before relaxing before bed." John said like nothing strange was going on, and gave Shaw another pat on the head.

    "Kay! Come one Mahan and new friend, let's go get a quick snack. I'm thinking of baking cookies." Shaw said skipping over to Mahan and the barely held Kongou.

    "R-right, let's go...do that." Mahan said, not quite sure what was going on.

    "I'll go with you two, and make sure this one doesn't make trouble." Wisconsin muttered while holding Kongou and making sure she didn't break out and do something strange to her commander.

    "Alright, you guys have fun. I'm going to stay here and keep the admiral company. Nyaa." Shigure purred before lounging on a seat.

    "Not alone you aren't, come on Big E help me watch this untrustworthy flea bag." O'Bannon said pulling Enterprise into a couch with her as Shaw and her group left.

    "B-but, cookies." Enterprise said a little sadly.
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    Alright, another thing done. Next vote will be called in about 24 hours or so.

    Random event: John, Shigure, O'Bannon, Enterprise: (pick 2 choices)
    [] Shia JaBeouf.
    [] Surprise call(insert who, and for why)
    [] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(insert the thing here)
    [] Write in ()

    Random event: Wisonsin, Shaw, Mahan, Kongou: (pick 2 choices)
    [] Cookie fun time.
    [] Sister time(insert which sisters here)
    [] WOke up
    [] Write in ()
     
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    • [X] Shia JaBeouf.
    [X] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(A flying fish-as in actually flying)

    [X] Cookie fun time.
    [X] WOke up
     
    [X] Shia JaBeouf.
    [X] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(A flying fish-as in actually flying)

    [X] Cookie fun time.
    [X] WOke up
     
    [X] Shia JaBeouf.
    [X] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(A flying fish-as in actually flying)

    [X] Cookie fun time.
    [X] WOke up
     
    [X] Shia JaBeouf.
    [X] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(Battleship Hermit Crab, 10 inches)
    [X] Cookie fun time.
    [X] WOke up
     
    [X] Shia JaBeouf.
    [X] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(Battleship Hermit Crab, 10 inches)
    [X] Cookie fun time.
    [X] WOke up
     
    ... What the fuck is this glorious crack I am reading?

    Also, anyone got any Abyssal Art for any of the shipgirls? Like Abyssal Hibiki? I'm thinking we accidentally summon one just after they get sunk/abyssal-ed.
     
    An ordinary Sunday night, cookies, and someone WOke up.
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    • [X] Shia JaBeouf.
    [X] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(A flying fish-as in actually flying)

    [X] Cookie fun time.
    [X] WOke up
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    Sitting in his office with the three ship girls, one lounging, another glaring at the one lounging and the third just looking kinda mopey, John did the ever necessary paper work. They sat there for a good few minutes until there was a knock on the door. Telling whoever knocked on the door to come in, and the person who opened the door was Shia Labeouf.

    The Hollywood superstar just stood there breathing, staring at John. John's response, "Um, hello. Are you Shia LaBeouf?" Which got no response other than Shia LaBeouf walking towards John.

    "...'Kay. Well Mr. LaBeouf it's nice to meet you."

    Shia LaBeouf moved ever closer, and Enterprise just stated at him as he walked. She wondered who this was, but didn't dwell on it.

    "Um, I liked you in some of the movies you were in MR.LaBeouf. Though I still can't help but remember you from Even Stevens on the Disney channel." And with that Shia LaBeouf struck. With a jab right were John was before falling out of his chair, the battle began. With little more than a few second to gather his wits, John got to moving to escape Hollywood super star Shia LaBeouf. The ship girls in the room were not quite fast enough to act, as John dashed out of the room with his attacker not far behind.

    Moving through the corridors as fast as he could John couldn't escape a normal Sunday night for Shia LaBeouf. Dodge after dodge John was only barely able to avoid being at the least ruthlessly beaten. The chase lasted for more than an hour, all over the ship John was somehow able to stay just enough ahead. But the chase ended when the conga line of violence reached the deck and one of the crew tossed an axe to John while readying some guns.

    With a thunk Hollywood super star Shia LaBeouf had his neck nearly sliced all the way open and was riddled with bullets. Taking a moment to catch his breath, then Shia LaBeouf stood back up. Bleeding and with violence in his eyes, he moved towards John dripping blood. Then one of the crew men from another side of the deck came over not knowing what was going on. The crewman wanted to show off something he caught, an actual flying fish.

    On his way over Enterprise stumbled, knocked the crewman over and the fish was let loose. The fish flew true, and knocked Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf over the side of the ship. After a moment of shock, the two destroyers and some of the crewmen went to take care of Shia LaBeouf. But when they got to the edge of the deck, he was gone.
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    Meanwhile the rest of the ship girls were in the mess hall while the commader of the base was having an ordinary Sunday night with Shia LaBeouf. They were trying to get a snack while restraining their unwanted visitor, and Shaw had decided to take care of that issue she would bake cookies. So she did, oh so many. After an hour of waiting the others went to check up on her while Kongou was tied up by a few girders. What they found were piles of cookies taller than Mahan or Shaw, with ever more being added every so often.

    Mahan had told them Shaw had gone mad with baking cookies.

    "Shaw, what are you doing?" Mahan asked, with a bit of hesitation.

    "Baking cookies silly, we need enough for each of us and everyone else on the ship. I wasn't sure how many to make, so I just kept on making them."

    "Where are the chefs that were supposed to be here?"

    "Oh, I told them to take a break while I baked some cookies for everyone."

    "Er, right. Shaw, I think there's enough cookies here."

    "But, what if there's not enough. I should make sure that there will be enough for everyone and that there will be left overs."

    "Shaw, there's enough for that."

    "Oh, fine. But you have to give me a hug."

    "...What?"

    "I'll stop making more cookies if you give me a hug."

    "Oh, fine. Just make it quick." Mahan relented. Right after that was said, Shaw grabbed her sister in a back breaking hug. Leaving Shaw still happy Mahan was barely standing with odd noises coming from her back.

    With a few minutes of work, the cookies were either placed around for eating or packed up. Shaw decided to be helpful and check up on the strange woman they picked up, and leave some cookies for her.

    A bit of walking, and dragging Wisconsin with her, the two arrived at the bed of the person they rescued...who just woke up.

    "WOah."

    Was all she said, Wisconsin got to calling for some help while Shaw tended to her. The unknown woman was checked up and all they were sure of was that she was some kind of ship girl.
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    Keeping this a little short, a bit distracted right now.

    Random event: John, Shigure, O'Bannon, Enterprise: (pick 2 choices)
    [] Found out about the shenanigans that have been going on.
    [] Surprise call(insert who, and for why)
    [] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(insert the thing here)
    [] Write in ()

    Random event: Mahan, Kongou: (pick 1 choices)
    [] Freedom.
    [] Sister time(insert which sisters here)
    [] Books.
    [] Write in ()

    Random event: Wisonsin, Shaw, Amnesia WO: (pick 1 choices)
    [] Just accept her, she's part of the crew now.
    [] Unknowing back up(insert what here)
    [] WOah, hold up. We can WOrk this out.
    [] Write in ()
     
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    • [X] Found out about the shenanigans that have been going on.

    [X] One of the staff that was off duty caught something weird.(A Wedding Ring)

    [X]Books.

    [X] WOah, hold up. We can WOrk this out.
     
    Is the third WO option meaning she reacted negatively? Also I just remembered, but your post with Kongou showing up never once mentioned Yamato in any of her musing on why she left, but rather her clone/evil twin "Kongou".
     
    ShadowAngelBeta said:
    Is the third WO option meaning she reacted negatively? Also I just remembered, but your post with Kongou showing up never once mentioned Yamato in any of her musing on why she left, but rather her clone/evil twin "Kongou".
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    That's because ship girls can be summoned multiple times here. So a Kongou stole the admiral from another Kongou. That's why it's worded like that, also because I thought it was amusing.

    As for the third WO option, it's things escalating in terms of how she's dealt with. Good, bad, or even just gathering info. You'll find out if it wins.
     
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