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The Radical Revolution: A Quest of Budget Mad Science

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[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."
 
I laughed out loud for a solid minute when I read this option I can't not vote for it.

[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."
 
[X] Deflect!

Without Hank to cover for us, I'm not comfortable risking the truth again.
 
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[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."

alwasy tell the truth also they will just think we are joking and our dad will go aight u will be alright
 
[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."
 
[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."

What can possibly go wrong?
 
[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."
for the FUNNY
 
[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."
 
[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."

If it sounds too absurd then he might not believe it, better than deflecting and him easily detecting it.
 
[X] "I plan to detonate an EMP in the sewers of a major American city and use the opportunity created by this act of terrorism to rob the pittance of paper money held in reserve by the accounts of the local banks. Not even the entire amount of paper money, just the contents of a single vault, chosen mostly out of spite. To accomplish this, I have been handling large amounts of radioactive material sourced from me processing raw sewage, the same sewage that I will be trawling through to accomplish every step of this scheme. The only reason I am not on a watchlist is because I live in an un-powered, non-waterproofed barn that lacks running water, internet, or any social amenities. I have attended three social events in the past year, all of them at Hank's request. I shower once a week and live with an army of intelligent and unionized rodents who somehow smell better than me. I've spent the last month trying to crack the secrets to make my tomato-monster immortal. I have repeatedly antagonized local law enforcement and plan to antagonize them further, also out of petty spite. My only concrete plan for my future at this point is becoming a mad scientist or supervillain, and it is very likely I will wind up toppling or at least opposing the government, likely also out of spite."
 
You know, SV voters are a remarkably good stand-in for May's limited sanity; we know spilling the beans won't end well, but our poor impulse control is acting up and we can't resist jumping at the most extreme option.
 
[X] Deflect!

Let's maybe not spill our beans in front of the family? It will go very badly
 
[X] Deflect

Looks like dad's bullshit-o-meter is quite strong. Telling him the truth and hoping he doesn't believe us isn't going to fly. This way is less risky.
 
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