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The Gensokyo Express: Yukari Yakumo Honk-Honk Revolution (Touhou/Worm)

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ShiftingSandLand said:
She's not at risk of immediate death and she has a new friend caring for her!
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She's far from out of danger. Remember that Touhou fairies just come back whenever they die and are very childish in mentality so they aren't always careful when they play. Sure Daiyousei tends to be depicted as pretty level-headed but she's friends with Chirno who is......not.
 
jwolfe_beta said:
She's far from out of danger. Remember that Touhou fairies just come back whenever they die and are very childish in mentality so they aren't always careful when they play. Sure Daiyousei tends to be depicted as pretty level-headed but she's friends with Chirno who is......not.
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I said immediate death.

Which is better than Taylor (currently a foot in the grave held back only by Kasen) and Kid Win (super OD'd on Magic shrooms, currently vomiting and hopefully being detoxed in Alice's house).

And she has a friend, which is better than Gallant the Dumb, who got Mystia's entire life's work destroyed by Reimu after being thwacked by Reimu himself.

The less said about the Darwin Award winners over near the Tengu village, the better.

So yeah, she's got a friend and her life isn't being actively threatened. She's definitely doing a lot better than the rest.
 
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The question is... What would Vista do when she meets Cirno? A fight is most likely to occur but the rules won't let Vista die, just get colder and back to square one. Maybe Cirno activates, surprisingly, her three neurons and takes Missy to Reimu or the village.
The former is... Alright, worst that can happen is brain damage via Hakurei Concussion ™.
The latter... Gensokyan Villagers are racist because Gensokyo is 100 years behind modern technology. That would irk her and maybe even leave.
She could be friends with Sekibanki or Kosuzu or Keine.
Missy's power... Has been tweaked, the entire forest should be very difficult to look over in space sense but now is much easier.

Let's hope everyone takes it easy, eh?
 
ShadowEMT said:
Quick question, how will Raiumu react to the fact that Gallant is loaded?
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Normal_Whale said:
"Oi! I saved your life by getting you out of the magic forest! I demand compensation!"
Or something like that.
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He's getting thwacked again when she realizes he can't actually get any of that money, as he is in Gensokyo and not this strange "America" place, and is thus completely destitute except for the costume.

Which she might sell to the Kappa.
 
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ShiftingSandLand said:
Well, at the very least Missy is doing better than everyone else.

She's not at risk of immediate death and she has a new friend caring for her!

...Damn, most of the kids of BB are completely fucked if near-drowning, near-freezing, and then getting lost in the woods near the SDM is the best result thus far.

And to think the only two who haven't made a mistake are the ones that nearly died through no fault of their own.

...Hm, y'know, kinda surprised a local Mermaid didn't intervene, but I suppose the whole mess went too fast for her to react. Or at least before she realized it wasn't a fairy crash-landing.
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To clarify, which of the Wards you think haven't made any mistakes so far? One of them is Vista, but it isn't obvious who the other one is.

...Oh, it's probably Taylor. Woop. Nevermind.
Normal_Whale said:
The question is... What would Vista do when she meets Cirno? A fight is most likely to occur but the rules won't let Vista die, just get colder and back to square one. Maybe Cirno activates, surprisingly, her three neurons and takes Missy to Reimu or the village.
The former is... Alright, worst that can happen is brain damage via Hakurei Concussion ™.
The latter... Gensokyan Villagers are racist because Gensokyo is 100 years behind modern technology. That would irk her and maybe even leave.
She could be friends with Sekibanki or Kosuzu or Keine.
Missy's power... Has been tweaked, the entire forest should be very difficult to look over in space sense but now is much easier.

Let's hope everyone takes it easy, eh?
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I think the part about the villagers being racist is pure fanon. The Gensokyo Chronicle in PMiSS has an article on Outsiders written by Akyuu. Essentially, they're treated as objects of curiosity, bringing stories and artifacts from the mysterious and futuristic Outside World.

If they are racist, it's more the "haven't seen a white or black person in their lives" type of racism, rather than any inherent prejudice against foreigners. If anything, I think the average Gensokyo resident would be less racist than someone from Brockton Bay, where ethnic violence is a daily occurrence and serves as a constant source of tension and fear.
 
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MilitantBird said:
...Oh, it's probably Taylor. Woop. Nevermind
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Yeeep. Vista got dropped into an icy lake without being able to swim, and Taylor was almost murdered before being sent to Gensokyo so she was in pretty bad shape before she washed down into Kasen's care.

I think the only ones who would blame Taylor for this would be the Sophia and Emma themselves. And no shit the guilty would blame their victim.

I think Madison is too trauma'd at this point to do anything but meekly agree it was the trio's fault if pressed.
 
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MilitantBird said:
I think the part about the villagers being racist is pure fanon. The Gensokyo Chronicle in PMiSS has an article on Outsiders written by Akyuu. Essentially, they're treated as objects of curiosity, bringing stories and artifacts from the mysterious and futuristic Outside World.

If they are racist, it's more the "haven't seen a white or black person in their lives" type of racism, rather than any inherent prejudice against foreigners. If anything, I think the average Gensokyo resident would be less racist than someone from Brockton Bay, where ethnic violence is a daily occurrence and serves as a constant source of tension and fear.
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Mmmmh.... That's true, sorry. Didn't read that one.
What is true, is that Missy will eventually find one of the other Wards, they will make a search party for the others. Logic, ze~
Other things...
Could Gallant make Kokoro smile?
Can Vista make it across the Sanzu river with her powers?
Could Taylor, if she managed to trigger, control any of the insect youkai girls?
Could Reimu not be greedy or lazy for once?
Will Clockblocker find love?
You will probably not find out in the next episode!
 
Normal_Whale said:
Could Gallant make Kokoro smile?
Can Vista make it across the Sanzu river with her powers?
Could Taylor, if she managed to trigger, control any of the insect youkai girls?
Could Reimu not be greedy or lazy for once?
Will Clockblocker find love?
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In order: Probably not, as she feels things just fine. She just has a constant poker face. No, this doesn't extend to the rest of her body language. She's actually rather emotive, if quiet.

Possibly, but she might be questioned on why she has similar powers to Komachi. The Bunbunmaru shall have an expose on the Shinigami's secret child(?!). Questions to Shiki Eiki were met with ten hours of scolding.

HOPEFULLY not, Taylor doesn't need the additional trauma of controlling human(-like) entities.

I believe Yukari has set up a global laugh track in Gensokyo to go off when someone asks that question.

And Clockblocker isn't a woman, so he shall be stabbed by the fandom before he can even try.
 
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