This is not an apartment. You step into the room, and immediately you feel that you'll probably regret it. The only place that the space on the other side of a door should be 'bigger on the inside' is a particular police box from science fiction, not an apartment complex in dystopian Illinois. But that's what you're seeing. The door you cam from has become an emergency exit for what appears to be a shipping center, boxes of all kinds piled up around you. If the lights are any indication, it seems to be closed for the night, which is strange, because you could swear it was only noon when you'd started your mad dash around the city.
"Ah, you've made it, great!" You startle at the voice that comes from behind you, whirling to see a woman in a red workman's uniform with a cap on. She practically skips over to you, and you figure she's not going to kill you, so you let it go. "Hi, Miss Taggart! You must be the new girl, so please, follow me. Let's get you settled in on what you need to do!" She turns, and you follow, significantly freaked out, but the exit vanished when you checked for it, so you're trapped, for now, in this crazy little world that should only exist in fiction.
The woman leads you to a small office sticking out of the wall, where she seats you in a conference room, with an old timey TV that has a VHS player built into it. She turns it on to signal snow and just leaves you there. You barely even have the patience to wait for her to return before it starts up, images and sounds playing even though you realize in a detached sort of way that the snow is still on the screen.
A man, dressed in a button-up shirt with a headset, is set against a plain white background. Is this an infomercial? Hello! I'm Matt Uerte, and you're dead! Why is that, you ask? Because you suffered severe blunt force trauma and internal bleeding in your brain when you fell earlier today! That would certainly explain the hallucinations. But wait, there's more! I have here signed documents specifying a time of death for you, Miss Taggart! Do you want to know what they say? Well, it's definitely not death by fall, that's for sure! For the low low price of an internship with our business, these documents, the original documents, of your time of death, can be refiled and an extension granted! Here's how! You get up and make to shut off the TV, freaked out to the nth degree, and the figure on the screen pouts. Hey now, Miss Taggart, don't touch that dial, I'm just a friendly abstract concept trying to make you a fantastic deal! You freeze, more in fear than in anything else, as you notice that this TV is only plugged into a power socket, and it's definitely too old to have any kind of wireless features. What the hell is talking to you from the other side of the screen?
The figure grins broadly, and continues. Alright! You can have your time of death refiled and be granted your very own life extension in a few easy steps! First, you'll have to sign the forms my secretary gives you, a Non-Disclosure Agreement for what you've seen here and what your new job is. Then, you'll go out, and catch those sneaky souls that managed to cheat and go beyond their intended time. Be careful! These people will probably fight tooth and nail to stay alive, but they pay the way to correct the misfiled accidental death you've suffered! The figure's smile becomes decidedly more sinister. Happy Hunting, Abby~.
You blink as the scene blends smoothly back into static, the woman in red popping into the door exactly at that moment, clipboard in hand. "Sign here, please!" You snort, instead taking the clipboard entirely to look over the 'NDA' you're signing. Clearly you're hallucinating, probably freaking out whoever lives here something awful, and there's no way your concussed brain can come up with a coherent form in this state. Of course, the first thing you read is 'This is not a dream or hallucination, Abigail,' which loses some of it's impact when you're absolutely certain you're the one screwing with you. Going through it, you realize with more and more discomfort that the form actually makes sense, except for the part that threatens you with 'spontaneous ejection of self from body' should you not abide by the NDA.
[ ] Sign it
This is a freaky as hell coma dream or something, but not signing it equates to death in my mind, so shouldn't I sign it?
[ ] We Expect you to Sign it
I don't want to sign it. You can't make me.
[ ] Write-in?
No more dawdling, Abby. You will sign this, now.