The Bird Of Hermes [Worm alt power/crossover Hellsing Ultimate]

Yeah, you don't often see that. Legal action, sure. In costume take down, sure. But her getting taken down by Taylor (and Taylor alone, without her father or legal representation present, mind you) out of costume, that you don't see very often. Also, the only other vampire Taylor fic I've seen is queen of blood (good fic), so there's that as well.
 
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Lung was in his primary hideout, the second floor of a massage parlour, under the name 'Golden Touch'. Surprisingly, the workers were genuine masseuse and he used it mostly because it was in a central location rather than for the 'benefits'. He was a very Spartan person at work, avoiding indulgences in his primary areas of business: the sex industry, high end party drugs and gambling. He also was branching out into stolen merchandise, waylaying transported goods on their way through the city.

He was a very good boss, as long as you avoided his triggers. He hated being cheated, ripped off and otherwise made a fool of and would settle those kinds of matters with liberal applications of fire and violence. He was quite understanding, as long as he was respected and his orders done. Even if his plan ended in failure. It was enough for his gang to try hard and return with minimal losses.

This inspired a form of idolisation among his people, so that they would personally accept no failure. It was a fervour that pushed the majority of the ABB to make him notice and approve of them. Many would willingly die for him, but he would never make that call. Because he was always the tip of the spear in any major attack. The first into the breech. The anvil to Oni Lee's hammer.

A Yakuza by trade in the old days in Japan before Leviathan's attack on Kyushu, he was always a fight loving fool. A street thug and delinquent. It seems he developed a taste for curios from his past, his office an extravagant display of wealth and power to show his people his worth in pure currency. It was actually funny none of it was for his benefit. He was happy with a few oranges and a tiny apartment. It only existed for him to sleep in anyway.

The less obvious his location the better, after all and who would look in a single bedroom apartment in a ratty old building for the great Dragon of Kyushu? Certainly not Kaiser, a decadent leader. That said he did enjoy his few luxuries. Cable TV for example. When his provider failed to keep his local area in service due to 'technical difficulties' for extended periods he called them up and told them that they had a day. Either he had his television as paid for or they would regret it.

They ignored him. The following day he arrived at their headquarters and hurled the corporate logo from the plaza of the building into the executive offices, fifteen stories up. Then he clawed a blood chilling threat into their marble floor. He and everyone else in Brockton Bay had reception that very day. Since then they keep a repair van in the area for general super villain defusing, several other services were warned by the PRT and did likewise. No one crosses Lung, he doesn't care who you are: just that you know who he is.

I was shown in, in my casual clothes since I didn't want Nocturne in any way affiliated with him. The walls of the massive room were flanked by suits of armour, weapons and in one corner an indoor koi pond. He had a wall of masks on his left and on his right a massive wall mounted television. His desk was a massive slab of oak. His chair was luxurious leather. But as I said, it was all appearances. Personal power was his goal and respect was his desire from others.

Like a king or daimyo in an age of chaos he desired to carve out a tiny kingdom from the stagnating ruins of our port city and deteriorating nation. He wore his mask, with an unbuttoned open white shirt and neat black pants and shoes. Dear god, his muscles had muscles.

He looked at me and frowned. Uh oh.

"You do not wear a mask." He pointed out.

"You know who I am, I know who you are Kenta." I shrugged. "Why hide it? The silly rules? I have no desire to ignore the facts. Those facts are that I have no choice but to help you provided you keep your end of the bargain. As for my identity as Nocturne... it will not be aiding your attacks. Instead Jiangshi will."

He nodded. "Ah. You wish to live in two worlds at once."

"Yes. I have a budding friendship with New Wave. I want to keep it." I explained.

"Then keep your personal life. I would have your skills, not your identity." He stated. "All the better if you remain willing."

He stood up, a smile playing behind the dragon mask. "So to honour our partnership, take a mask off the wall. A Jiangshi must look the part."

Not wanting to refuse his generous offer I accepted humbly, looking over the selection before settling on a white cat faced mask that covered the upper face and had vivid red streaks resembling blood. It looked to be smiling, but with the addition of my exposed fangs it became a leer in the waters of the pond.

He seemed pleased as well, complimenting my taste. He brought me into a second area, which was apparently left from Lee's old hobbies. Lee enjoyed cosplay back in Japan and had several outfits. In the back of my head he urged me to take the tiny schoolgirl uniform... eugh... sick old man. There was a pretty white dress, that looked complicated. I chose that instead. Lee congratulated me on my taste, it was a traditional wedding dress.

Eh, whatever. I chose it for the refined look and that it came with a hood that covered most of my head with the mask covering my features. There were cute little sandals as well. I was pleased with the choice and immediately bonded the items to me, biting my wrist to spill blood on them. Lung was momentarily surprised. More so as I immediately equipped them without undressing. To add the finishing touches I stroked a hand through my hair, turning it black and straight and adjusted my height, lowering it by an inch and my body shape to better fit the clothes. A simple transformation I could do if I chose. Alucard suggested it to me, a parlour trick for vampires. I will admit to nothing about my bust. It was always size C.

Lung gaped for a moment. "Now you are Asian?"

I smiled. "Now I am Jianshi. Would you connect this person to Nocturne?"

"No. It is a masterful trick." He chuckled. "I am not fool enough to ask the secrets behind the illusion."

I shrugged. "Vampire magic."

"It is a good look for you." He nodded. "Very elegant. I would suggest a different tone of voice. More subservient, but mocking when facing the Nazi. Silent until spoken to or necessary. It will infuriate and terrify them. For a weapon, I suggest a tanto."

He offered me a long straight knife with a white handle in a lacquered white sheath, like a miniature katana. "It is rare to find a good one. Treat it with care."

I drew the blade and looked at the sheen. It was one of Lee's as well. Without a thought I drove it into my abdomen, immersing the blade in my blood. Lung looked even more shocked, mostly annoyed I'd ruined the dress, since he had seen me impaled on a sword once already.

So he was highly surprised as my dress healed and remained pristine. Even the initial blood splatters from the attuning gone.

"Why?" He asked slightly confused.

"So I can do this." I replied, sheathing the tanto still drenched in blood. Both blade and sheath attuned it was easy to simply dismiss them to the dark space in my head, like my Nocturne costume and my 'everyday girl' costume I added in the morning. My brute knife was also stored away as were a bandoleer of grenades from an Oni Lee stash. I even stored my phone in there. No risk of being tracked that way or having the phone ring at an awkward time.

I summoned the tanto back and then showed off the difference. I snapped the knife in my hands and watched as it regenerated. Lung smiled widely, a pleased look in his eyes. He could think of many ways he could use that. I hadn't experimented, but I suspected the grenades might regenerate after use too. If not, no great loss. Maybe next get a decent gun and try to become a Miss Militia-lite.

We returned to his office, where Sophia now stood leaning on her good leg. She was wearing a knee brace. Her look in my direction was one of dismissal and arrogance. Then it hit me, she didn't recognize me at all. I kept to the new persona, silent, waiting for her response.

"Who the fuck is this fancy slut you brought in here, Lung? A little bit of fun on the side?" She asked in her usual tone.

Lung looked at me with a soft nod. It was my turn.

"I was invited, but why is an uncouth, ragged fugitive here? Oh no, Lung-san you are being robbed!" I replied with a coy, mocking laugh.

Sophia looked like she had been punched in the gut. It was beautiful, hitting her back with insinuations. She turned to rage at me, even drawing a knife. I stepped aside and teleported to her back with the tanto on her carotid artery before she could blink.

"Hello Sophia. It's me again." I whispered in her ear. "Do you want to continue this dance? I'm having so much fun right now. Killing you would be a wonderful way to end things."

"Hebert?!" She whimpered, like the bitch she was.

"Jiangshi in this costume. And let me be clear, Jiangshi likes to kill people like you." I laughed, before pushing her away with a laugh. "Remember the name, or we will have a problem Sophia." I used her real name, twisting the words to taunt her with my second secret identity where she had none.

She was dead if she uttered a word against me and she knew it.

She fell sprawled on the thick carpet. No one helped her to stand. Lung just watched on. He nodded.

"Your fight is settled. You will not antagonize each other further. Our goal is the Nazi scum."

He pulled a series of documents and a map out from his desk.

"We will start with the operations and bases in this area. While the main ABB force holds on as the Nazi probe us, Jiangshi will flank them to the North and attack this area in the heart of their territory to provoke a response." He pointed to an area near the Medhall building. "With your speed you will be there before they can react and all their main forces are currently fighting a double sided campaign against us and the Merchant scum. The reports are that Skidmark is making a big push. He is trying to take advantage of the split focus of Kaiser."

He pointed out two marked areas. "Here is a barracks for their thugs and this is one of their smaller armouries. Do not expect their main combatants, Kaiser, Hookwolf and Kreig are placed to fight me, Shi no Kage reports Victor, Othala and Alabaster are placed to repel the Merchant rabble."

"Purity?" I asked. She was a worry, as I had little in the way of ranged attacks. I also needed to teleport to a surface, so if we fought I'd have to run or become a moving target. At best all I could do is throw stuff at her.

"The glowing bitch hasn't been seen recently. Several months." Sophia explained. "Probably on holiday in Deutschland with her goose-stepping buddies."

"The twins? Fenja and Menja?" I asked.

"Probably with Kaiser as backup. They don't go far out of his sight. They are his eye-candy after all." Sophia explained. "Probably has his own bright, white harem going on. Well they are all dumb blonde bimbos."

"The new girl? Rune?" I asked.

"No idea. The Littlest Nazi does stand out in the sky so she's on foot or defending home." Sophia.

"Night and Fog?" They were a tough pair to hurt.

"Haven't been seen in a while. But they are probably out there too. They are hard to identify." Sophia explained. "Murderous, sick fucks too."

"Present company excluded?" I asked. We're all killers here.

She grit her teeth in a snarl but held back her insult. Oh, this is fun. I wonder how long it takes to break her patience?

"Cricket and Stormtiger?" The cage fighters tended to stick together.

"Probably backup for Victor. Stormtiger can rip chunks off Squealer's tanks and carve up Mush's trash form." She shrugged. "Haven't seen Crusader either."

"Okay, so I should expect to run across Rune, Crusader, Night and Fog... possibly Stormtiger, Cricket and the twins." I said carefully.

"Hookwolf is fast enough in a sprint to reach you if you take too long in one place after the alarm is raised." Sophia remarked.

"Victor is also an excellent sniper. Beware his line of sight." Lung rumbled.

I laughed at that. "Bullets don't worry me at all."

"With Othala he can temporarily shoot fireballs, become super fast, strong or invincible." Sophia reminded. "Not to mention regenerate."

Okay, a bit trickier. But where is the fun in a cakewalk?

An ABB member at the door bowed and entered in a rush. Lung glanced his way with a frown, until he saw the look in his eyes.

"News! The PRT and Victor, Othala, Alabaster and Stormtiger are engaged in a three way fight with the Merchants with both Mush and Squealer present." The messenger reported.

Lung slapped a hand on his desk, making it vibrate. "Now is the time to attack. How soon can you get in position Jiangshi?"

"Twenty seconds." Find a tall building with an unobstructed view, get an angle and teleport to the Medhall building from there straight to the target.

Lung grinned with delight. "Wait ten minutes, we will strike at the same time. Maximum confusion to disrupt their reinforcements."

I nodded. "I'll head back to your side when I'm done to provide support."

Even Sophia looked enthusiastic.

"Let's go kill some Nazi fucks!" She said cheerfully. "I wanna see how Hookwolf and Kaiser like phased bullets."

Even I smiled at that. Let the war begin!



Armsmaster's Master/Stranger Protocol Log Day 2 part 2

Personal log:

I can't even invent in peace. You would think these cells would be sound proof and have constant illumination. Which jackass though arbitrarily turning out the lights was a good option? It's so much harder to write like this. Maybe I could have something more isolated designed?

All the yelling and scuffling is getting on my nerves. I try to ask the door guard about it but find he has abandoned his post. I just ran out of paper again. Eh, fuck it.

Taking a set of threads and an electrostatic wire from my emergency supply of materials in my beard hair I fashion a crude door passkey, using an algorithm Dragon showed me to bypass the security codes. I can hear all sorts of shouting and gunfire. Holding a live fire drill?

I return to my lab and collect a decent selection of paper. Then drink my 2300 Tinker brewed coffee. Then after an hour I finish a hyper efficient pen and put on one set of my low-light contact lens.

The drill is still ongoing. I hear shouts from Clockblocker about a new wave of zombies... Playing games instead of console duty again, no doubt. Bah. I return to my cell and lock myself in again. Back to work... damn, forgot the earplugs. Five minutes later, peace and quiet.
 
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The Zombies are here! The Zombies are here!!

Once again you have written an awesome chapter. I can't wait to see what happens next.
 
Dun Dun DUNNN. ^^ at least we know where the zombies are. and things are heating up on Taylor's front.
 
Wait, they can't be attacking the PRT because their directives are to attack supervillains and gangs. So we don't really know where they are, but we know that the PRT has found out about them.
 
Interlude: Z:Maneater
Interlude: Z:Maneater

The undead Ugly stood up, dying from the combination of shock and ghoul bite was enough to seal his fate as another of the undead. Sprawled around him dozens of junkies and people too high to care about anything. All of them wearing Merchant colours.

The first person he reached didn't even care as he bit into the man's face. Heroin is a serious pain killer. Further bites and clawing fingers finished the job. Before he moved on to the next. The girl screamed shrilly before it was choked off as her throat was torn out. As Ugly moved to victim three the second ghoul was already standing. The pair of undead fell onto yet another user.

In the next half an hour screams, shouts, sounds of fighting and struggle... even gun fire were heard. All in all a fairly standard Merchant party in intensity from the sounds of things.

Mush woke up from his drug induced haze, feeling good. The party in the main building sounded good. He paused to fix himself some fruit loops in orange juice, not caring particularly about the abomination he had created in his dinner bowl that would offend the majority of human sensibilities. Mush was forced to live and travel with garbage by his powers. He was bitter about many things.

Thankfully he had no sense of taste or smell or he would be much worse off. He was also colour-blind, because when nature gives out lemons she really liked to just heap them onto his plate. For a guy who was going to be a business major in college he was certainly suffering.

The food eaten he surfed PHO, looking at the articles. His computer and the majority of his belongings really, were stolen. But what choice did he have? If he walked into a store he was thrown out because he stank. He couldn't even tell if he smelled. The world just liked to kick his ass for no good reason.

At least with the drugs he could make all of his worries just go away. At least as Mush he could get revenge on all the ass-holes that pushed him down, day after day.

It was so cathartic to throw a ton of trash at all your troubles, watch it smash a store window display or destroy a car. Pity he couldn't do it very often.

He popped a hit of some uppers and strolled out to join the fun, maybe the orgy if he was lucky. He was feeling lucky today. He found the lights out and the floor damp. Did someone piss themselves?

He saw plenty of people moving, the music thumping. He joined the lurching dancers with gusto, pressing up to a stick thin girl in a tight dress. She pressed against him too which was proof positive it was a good day to be Mush.

Then the crowd fell on him, tearing into his flesh. The open door he entered through providing them a path toward their goal, the Nazi, the Shadow Stalker, the Emma and the remaining Merchants...

Several minutes later ghoul Mush stood up and followed.
 
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Welp, that's one parahuman power off the list. Unless when the ghouls eat a parahuman she gets the power anyway. In which case

Mush - Golem Creation (Mush spreads his body out to create a large "body" made of trash. As a derivative I thought "if he basically becomes a golem then why not let Taylor make them". A golem, for those who don't know, is a basically a living statue or sculpture. So Taylor can animate statues and sculptures that she's built herself. May or may not come with the knowledge on how to make said sculptures.)
 
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Lung was in his primary hideout, the second floor of a massage parlour, under the name 'Golden Touch'. Surprisingly, the workers were genuine masseuse and he used it mostly because it was in a central location rather than for the 'benefits'. He was a very Spartan person at work, avoiding indulgences in his primary areas of business: the sex industry, high end party drugs and gambling. He also was branching out into stolen merchandise, waylaying transported goods on their way through the city.

He was a very good boss, as long as you avoided his triggers. He hated being cheated, ripped off and otherwise made a fool of and would settle those kinds of matters with liberal applications of fire and violence. He was quite understanding, as long as he was respected and his orders done. Even if his plan ended in failure. It was enough for his gang to try hard and return with minimal losses.

This inspired a form of idolisation among his people, so that they would personally accept no failure. It was a fervour that pushed the majority of the ABB to make him notice and approve of them. Many would willingly die for him, but he would never make that call. Because he was always the tip of the spear in any major attack. The first into the breech. The anvil to Oni Lee's hammer.

A Yakuza by trade in the old days in Japan before Leviathan's attack on Kyushu, he was always a fight loving fool. A street thug and delinquent. It seems he developed a taste for curios from his past, his office an extravagant display of wealth and power to show his people his worth in pure currency. It was actually funny none of it was for his benefit. He was happy with a few oranges and a tiny apartment. It only existed for him to sleep in anyway.

The less obvious his location the better, after all and who would look in a single bedroom apartment in a ratty old building for the great Dragon of Kyushu? Certainly not Kaiser, a decadent leader. That said he did enjoy his few luxuries. Cable TV for example. When his provider failed to keep his local area in service due to 'technical difficulties' for extended periods he called them up and told them that they had a day. Either he had his television as paid for or they would regret it.

They ignored him. The following day he arrived at their headquarters and hurled the corporate logo from the plaza of the building into the executive offices, fifteen stories up. Then he clawed a blood chilling threat into their marble floor. He and everyone else in Brockton Bay had reception that very day. Since then they keep a repair van in the area for general super villain defusing, several other services were warned by the PRT and did likewise. No one crosses Lung, he doesn't care who you are: just that you know who he is.

I was shown in, in my casual clothes since I didn't want Nocturne in any way affiliated with him. The walls of the massive room were flanked by suits of armour, weapons and in one corner an indoor koi pond. He had a wall of masks on his left and on his right a massive wall mounted television. His desk was a massive slab of oak. His chair was luxurious leather. But as I said, it was all appearances. Personal power was his goal and respect was his desire from others.

Like a king or daimyo in an age of chaos he desired to carve out a tiny kingdom from the stagnating ruins of our port city and deteriorating nation. He wore his mask, with an unbuttoned open white shirt and neat black pants and shoes. Dear god, his muscles had muscles.

He looked at me and frowned. Uh oh.

"You do not wear a mask." He pointed out.

"You know who I am, I know who you are Kenta." I shrugged. "Why hide it? The silly rules? I have no desire to ignore the facts. Those facts are that I have no choice but to help you provided you keep your end of the bargain. As for my identity as Nocturne... it will not be aiding your attacks. Instead Jianshi will."

He nodded. "Ah. You wish to live in two worlds at once."

"Yes. I have a budding friendship with New Wave. I want to keep it." I explained.

"Then keep your personal life. I would have your skills, not your identity." He stated. "All the better if you remain willing."

He stood up, a smile playing behind the dragon mask. "So to honour our partnership, take a mask off the wall. A Jianshi must look the part."

Not wanting to refuse his generous offer I accepted humbly, looking over the selection before settling on a white cat faced mask that covered the upper face and had vivid red streaks resembling blood. It looked to be smiling, but with the addition of my exposed fangs it became a leer in the waters of the pond.

He seemed pleased as well, complimenting my taste. He brought me into a second area, which was apparently left from Lee's old hobbies. Lee enjoyed cosplay back in Japan and had several outfits. In the back of my head he urged me to take the tiny schoolgirl uniform... eugh... sick old man. There was a pretty white dress, that looked complicated. I chose that instead. Lee congratulated me on my taste, it was a traditional wedding dress.

Eh, whatever. I chose it for the refined look and that it came with a hood that covered most of my head with the mask covering my features. There were cute little sandals as well. I was pleased with the choice and immediately bonded the items to me, biting my wrist to spill blood on them. Lung was momentarily surprised. More so as I immediately equipped them without undressing. To add the finishing touches I stroked a hand through my hair, turning it black and straight and adjusted my height, lowering it by an inch and my body shape to better fit the clothes. A simple transformation I could do if I chose. Alucard suggested it to me, a parlour trick for vampires. I will admit to nothing about my bust. It was always size C.

Lung gaped for a moment. "Now you are Asian?"

I smiled. "Now I am Jianshi. Would you connect this person to Nocturne?"

"No. It is a masterful trick." He chuckled. "I am not fool enough to ask the secrets behind the illusion."

I shrugged. "Vampire magic."

"It is a good look for you." He nodded. "Very elegant. I would suggest a different tone of voice. More subservient, but mocking when facing the Nazi. Silent until spoken to or necessary. It will infuriate and terrify them. For a weapon, I suggest a tanto."

He offered me a long straight knife with a white handle in a lacquered white sheath, like a miniature katana. "It is rare to find a good one. Treat it with care."

I drew the blade and looked at the sheen. It was one of Lee's as well. Without a thought I drove it into my abdomen, immersing the blade in my blood. Lung looked even more shocked, mostly annoyed I'd ruined the dress, since he had seen me impaled on a sword once already.

So he was highly surprised as my dress healed and remained pristine. Even the initial blood splatters from the attuning gone.

"Why?" He asked slightly confused.

"So I can do this." I replied, sheathing the tanto still drenched in blood. Both blade and sheath attuned it was easy to simply dismiss them to the dark space in my head, like my Nocturne costume and my 'everyday girl' costume I added in the morning. My brute knife was also stored away as were a bandoleer of grenades from an Oni Lee stash. I even stored my phone in there. No risk of being tracked that way or having the phone ring at an awkward time.

I summoned the tanto back and then showed off the difference. I snapped the knife in my hands and watched as it regenerated. Lung smiled widely, a pleased look in his eyes. He could think of many ways he could use that. I hadn't experimented, but I suspected the grenades might regenerate after use too. If not, no great loss. Maybe next get a decent gun and try to become a Miss Militia-lite.

We returned to his office, where Sophia now stood leaning on her good leg. She was wearing a knee brace. Her look in my direction was one of dismissal and arrogance. Then it hit me, she didn't recognize me at all. I kept to the new persona, silent, waiting for her response.

"Who the fuck is this fancy slut you brought in here, Lung? A little bit of fun on the side?" She asked in her usual tone.

Lung looked at me with a soft nod. It was my turn.

"I was invited, but why is an uncouth, ragged fugitive here? Oh no, Lung-san you are being robbed!" I replied with a coy, mocking laugh.

Sophia looked like she had been punched in the gut. It was beautiful, hitting her back with insinuations. She turned to rage at me, even drawing a knife. I stepped aside and teleported to her back with the tanto on her carotid artery before she could blink.

"Hello Sophia. It's me again." I whispered in her ear. "Do you want to continue this dance? I'm having so much fun right now. Killing you would be a wonderful way to end things."

"Hebert?!" She whimpered, like the bitch she was.

"Jianshi in this costume. And let me be clear, Jianshi likes to kill people like you." I laughed, before pushing her away with a laugh. "Remember the name, or we will have a problem Sophia." I used her real name, twisting the words to taunt her with my second secret identity where she had none.

She was dead if she uttered a word against me and she knew it.

She fell sprawled on the thick carpet. No one helped her to stand. Lung just watched on. He nodded.

"Your fight is settled. You will not antagonize each other further. Our goal is the Nazi scum."

He pulled a series of documents and a map out from his desk.

"We will start with the operations and bases in this area. While the main ABB force holds on as the Nazi probe us, Jianshi will flank them to the North and attack this area in the heart of their territory to provoke a response." He pointed to an area near the Medhall building. "With your speed you will be there before they can react and all their main forces are currently fighting a double sided campaign against us and the Merchant scum. The reports are that Skidmark is making a big push. He is trying to take advantage of the split focus of Kaiser."

He pointed out two marked areas. "Here is a barracks for their thugs and this is one of their smaller armouries. Do not expect their main combatants, Kaiser, Hookwolf and Kreig are placed to fight me, Shi no Kage reports Victor, Othala and Alabaster are placed to repel the Merchant rabble."

"Purity?" I asked. She was a worry, as I had little in the way of ranged attacks. I also needed to teleport to a surface, so if we fought I'd have to run or become a moving target. At best all I could do is throw stuff at her.

"The glowing bitch hasn't been seen recently. Several months." Sophia explained. "Probably on holiday in Deutschland with her goose-stepping buddies."

"The twins? Fenja and Menja?" I asked.

"Probably with Kaiser as backup. They don't go far out of his sight. They are his eye-candy after all." Sophia explained. "Probably has his own bright, white harem going on. Well they are all dumb blonde bimbos."

"The new girl? Rune?" I asked.

"No idea. The Littlest Nazi does stand out in the sky so she's on foot or defending home." Sophia.

"Night and Fog?" They were a tough pair to hurt.

"Haven't been seen in a while. But they are probably out there too. They are hard to identify." Sophia explained. "Murderous, sick fucks too."

"Present company excluded?" I asked. We're all killers here.

She grit her teeth in a snarl but held back her insult. Oh, this is fun. I wonder how long it takes to break her patience?

"Cricket and Stormtiger?" The cage fighters tended to stick together.

"Probably backup for Victor. Stormtiger can rip chunks off Squealer's tanks and carve up Mush's trash form." She shrugged. "Haven't seen Crusader either."

"Okay, so I should expect to run across Rune, Crusader, Night and Fog... possibly Stormtiger, Cricket and the twins." I said carefully.

"Hookwolf is fast enough in a sprint to reach you if you take too long in one place after the alarm is raised." Sophia remarked.

"Victor is also an excellent sniper. Beware his line of sight." Lung rumbled.

I laughed at that. "Bullets don't worry me at all."

"With Othala he can temporarily shoot fireballs, become super fast, strong or invincible." Sophia reminded. "Not to mention regenerate."

Okay, a bit trickier. But where is the fun in a cakewalk?

An ABB member at the door bowed and entered in a rush. Lung glanced his way with a frown, until he saw the look in his eyes.

"News! The PRT and Victor, Othala, Alabaster and Stormtiger are engaged in a three way fight with the Merchants with both Mush and Squealer present." The messenger reported.

Lung slapped a hand on his desk, making it vibrate. "Now is the time to attack. How soon can you get in position Jianshi?"

"Twenty seconds." Find a tall building with an unobstructed view, get an angle and teleport to the Medhall building from there straight to the target.

Lung grinned with delight. "Wait ten minutes, we will strike at the same time. Maximum confusion to disrupt their reinforcements."

I nodded. "I'll head back to your side when I'm done to provide support."

Even Sophia looked enthusiastic.

"Let's go kill some Nazi fucks!" She said cheerfully. "I wanna see how Hookwolf and Kaiser like phased bullets."

Even I smiled at that. Let the war begin!



Armsmaster's Master/Stranger Protocol Log Day 2 part 2

Personal log:

I can't even invent in peace. You would think these cells would be sound proof and have constant illumination. Which jackass though arbitrarily turning out the lights was a good option? It's so much harder to write like this. Maybe I could have something more isolated designed?

All the yelling and scuffling is getting on my nerves. I try to ask the door guard about it but find he has abandoned his post. I just ran out of paper again. Eh, fuck it.

Taking a set of threads and an electrostatic wire from my emergency supply of materials in my beard hair I fashion a crude door passkey, using an algorithm Dragon showed me to bypass the security codes. I can hear all sorts of shouting and gunfire. Holding a live fire drill?

I return to my lab and collect a decent selection of paper. Then drink my 2300 Tinker brewed coffee. Then after an hour I finish a hyper efficient pen and put on one set of my low-light contact lens.

The drill is still ongoing. I hear shouts from Clockblocker about a new wave of zombies... Playing games instead of console duty again, no doubt. Bah. I return to my cell and lock myself in again. Back to work... damn, forgot the earplugs. Five minutes later, peace and quiet.
You keep saying Jianshi but did you mean Jiangshi?
 
Since Kenya is Japanese wouldn't it be kyonshī,per the link since Jiangshi is the Chinese varrient?

Probably, but bear in mind Kenta is actually of Chinese origin born in Japan... it isn't a stretch to suggest he's bilingual or that he heard of one and not the other.

Edit: Specifically Half Chinese/Half Japanese
 
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It might not have been lung who came up with the name. Maybe one of the gang members (who happens to be Chinese) saw her feed and started calling her that.
 
Ooooh, -burn-, Sophia, -burn-. Enjoy your new ex-victim overlord. And Lung likes her more than you. :)

I do like the 'Jiangshi' idea. Excellent work, Taylor. Enjoy your new game.

And do remember to look surprised when you find out you accidentally'd a zombie apocalypse.
 
aaaaaaaaaaaaand you've earned another few days in M/S screening Armsy... assuming everyone doesn't get eaten by zombies.
 
aaaaaaaaaaaaand you've earned another few days in M/S screening Armsy... assuming everyone doesn't get eaten by zombies.
like I said in an earlier post the Ghouls are following Taylor's subconscious desires. Meaning they have the following directives as stated in this quote.
To hunt down and kill the enemies of it's master: the Nazis, the Shadow Stalker, the Emma and the Merchants
this means that the Ghouls have no reason to attack the PRT.
 
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like I said in an earlier post the Ghouls are following Taylor's subconscious desires. Meaning they have the following directives as stated in this quote.
this means that the Ghouls have no reason to attack the PRT.
Then Armsy will definitely get to enjoy an additional few days in M/S screening, because no one in the PRT will be eaten.
 
Then Armsy will definitely get to enjoy an additional few days in M/S screening, because no one in the PRT will be eaten.
Yup, and he will continue to be Alucard's troll toy until he gets bored and kills him. (I personally don't want to see him get killed. He's too fun to troll.)
 
Ya know Armsmaster is like an OCD efficiency nut. I know an awesome way to troll him. It has 4 steps.

1. Break into his lab
2. Move/Rotate everything exactly 15 degrees to the left
3. Remove all evidence that you were ever there
4. Laugh at Armsmaster trying to figure out why he feels like something isn't right.

edit - here's another idea. Have alucard tell armsmaster his name but make it so that when he tries to say it, it comes out as "john jacob jingleheimer schmidt" or something equally ridiculous like him saying "he looked at me and said *insert Batman voice* I'm Batman."
 
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Medhall building T minus ten minutes.

I sit on the edge of the building humming happily as I kick my feet and wait for the time to run out. I'm feeling thirsty. Life is good again. Out doing big things, beating up Nazis. Ah, this is way life was meant to be... um. Undeath? Too complicated. I feel alive enough, that's all that matters.

My eyes don't spot anything in the surrounding blocks that is suspicious, but that just means my enemies are indoors. So I want to hit this building here with the red roof and the smaller one over there.

Small one first. Sweep it clean then move onto the second. It should be an armoury, so I can take my pick of the best equipment for personal use. I'm sick of being scared of the likes of Hookwolf, Kaiser and Purity.

As I'm thinking about it a large shape floats up from around the other side of the building to block my view of the skyline. What is that, did the Nazis build a Zeppelin for old times sake? It's close and fast. After a moment I realize what it is. A piece of cement, with rebar sticking out of the edges. Standing on it is a small figure, cloaked and hooded like a wizard. Rune.

She is startled to see me a moment or two later. Her eyesight in the dark is still just human. According to her page on PHO she's telekinetic, and from the looks of things a powerful one. But the voice is young, if arrogant.

"Who the fuck are you? Are you insane, dressed up like a Chink in Empire territory?" She asked incredulous. Well, I am brand new so it is to be expected.

"I'm sorry, I heard this was a place for the civic minded and noble? Was I mistaken?" I mocked. "With names like Purity and Crusader among your number I just assumed."

I was momentarily surprised when she started laughing. "Hey, you're not so bad stranger. Still better get out of here while you can. I may not tow the official policy line but I will enforce it if the others turn up."

That admission actually stopped my thought processes a moment. Okay, you for one get to live. I may not like Nazis, but you're a decent person.

Besides, time is rapidly running out. I'll take her out gently, to keep her out of trouble with the others.

"You know, you have impressed me. I like you a bit. So, I'm not going to hurt you." I replied before swarm-porting to the platform she stood on. I'm glad that worked. So even a floating surface unconnected to the ground works, as long as I can see it. She gasps as I grab her gently and pull her in close.

"Stop it! I'm not a..." Whatever she thought was happening was changed to a brief squeal of pain as my fangs sank into her shoulder. She moaned a little and struggle feebly, her boulder bucking under us. I barely noticed her shoving and squirming, being a brute and all. She was completely human aside from her telekinesis and she only had the big piece she was riding. She fainted quickly as I drained her. I wonder how that works, I mean there is so much blood in the human body and it can't take under a minute to go down so low, so quickly without piercing an artery. Damn, now I'm questioning my own supernatural abilities.

I notice as she begins to lose control over the rubble chunk. Carrying her under an arm, I leap for the roof of Medhall. Phew. I was not planning on the quick way down. I did get quite a view as the rubble ploughed into Medhall's upper floors and slid down the side of the building ruining windows and the main entrance. Oops. Sorry about that, bill the Nazis!

Okay, seems safe enough up here for my new frenemy. Time to skedaddle. Looks like I kicked off the fireworks, because Lung's started too from the flames.

Armoury here I come. Emerging on the roof I wait. Two guards come out to see what caused the massive collision just now. I drop between them and slam them together head to head. Nice clacking sound you guys make. I pause to take out my phone and record it in a re-enactment, I did need a sound for my messages. The built in ones were too artificial.

Lalala...

Three left. One in a secure area... underground? I can hear the echoing of tunnels.

Please be Cricket, please be Cricket... nope.

Ordinary guys. Well, by Neo-Nazi standards. Shaved heads, racially insensitive tattoos and the obvious 88 tattoo. Not big or strong... oh I get it, they're here to maintain the weapons, either that or they're not brave enough to fight the other gangs. With a punch to the solar plexus the first goes down barely able to whimper, breathless and in agony. I really got my fist in there. Maybe a bit too hard... the second turns at the puking noises and falls over from a slap so hard it gives him whiplash. I give him a solid kick in the guts to keep him quiet a while longer. Ah, excessive violence is fun.

Really, I can see why parahuman villains can just laugh at the regular police. Ordinary people can't even offer a challenge. This is so easy. Well, let's see what is behind door number two before I get bored.

I hear a click as I swing the door open and realize I've just made a serious mistake. I taunted Murphy. I glance away and teleport out the front door just in time to avoid the worst of a serious explosion. I didn't aim where I would land, so I'm only a few feet outside. The building is trashed, flames licking the insides. What the heck was that? Oh, thanks Lee. Could have used that warning a few seconds ago. A fucking trap. Would have torn me to pieces at close range like that.

Okay, the Empire plays for keeps it seems. No such thing as an easy meal, huh? Their own guys are dead as disco. It takes me a minute to heal the shrapnel wounds and massive internal trauma.

No weapons obvious in the wreckage. Hmm. I glance around and find a drainage sewer is nearby. Bingo. Prying it open I drop down into the tunnels and follow my nose. Only one direction so far. After several yards I find a junction. Let's see stagnant water over there, garbage there, and finally metal and gun oil? Pay dirt.

I spy a man in a suit of old fashioned armour ahead with night-vision goggles on. Crusader?

He spins and sees me as I walk closer. I wonder, are you an asshole too? Let's find out.

"Who the flying fuck are you, slant-eyed whore?!" He exclaimed before ordering his spectral creatures on an attack run at me... wow. No wonder everyone hates you guys, always with the racial stereotyping. Well your Aryan ass is grass and I'm the Reaper.

Swarm-port... and now to stab him in the gap of armour at your ear... whoops. I avoid the spear of one of his ghosts as it passes through where I appeared. Clever. Kept one in reserve in case I was able to avoid the others. They could be trouble, they are supposed to be able to pierce any defence and...

With that I dodge and bounce off the walls as I evade thrusts, looking elegant the entire time if I do say so myself. He has the numbers to keep me pinned indefinitely in this tight space if he's cautious. Finally I see an opening with only one spearman ghost and I take it, running along the wall and slashing at the goggles. A ghost pulls him aside and the rest surround me again.

They form up again and charge at me, transparent faces glowing with fury. I shake my head at the absurdity of his power. It's Manton-limited. When I attacked last time I sacrificed a hit to the left arm, but I wasn't injured. I run straight at him, smiling.

To the surprise of the ghosts and Crusader himself his spectral weapons pass harmlessly through me. Hahaha! I'm counted by Manton-limitation! I'm counted as non-living! I'm dead! Good thing Rune didn't notice... otherwise I'd be a human pinball right now.

Crusader without his ghosts is just some guy in a crappy suit of plate mail with a spear. He stabs out, but really if that's all you've got it's already over. I catch the spearhead in my hand and crumple it in my fingers with a smile.

"Fuck, what are you witch!?" He squeals dropping his spear and turning to run. In a sewer. In plate armour. He barely makes it ten feet before he slips over in the muck. I pick him up by the collar and rip his suit away. He's terrified right now. Then he sees the fangs. His face is fully revealed, since the helmet and goggles were attached securely to the chest piece. His pupils shrink as he looks at me.

"I suppose this is the end for the Crusader. Which Crusade was it you attended, again? The First, Second or Third? Well they were all centuries ago, so you should be dead. Oh, is that it? Are you from the Order Templar? Do the Illuminati really rule the world? No? Well Void Cowboy was wrong again, who would have known?" I closed the distance between us. "But this is your own fault, blowing up all those men up there as collateral damage. Nazis are colder than I thought, killing their own."

"'M not a Nazi." He blurted out.

"What?"

"Not a Nazi." He said again.

"Then how are you in the Empire?!" I asked slightly shocked.

"'M with White Power. We go a long ways back with the Empire." He explained.

"Ah. Okay, that solves that quandary." I replied.

"Good, so if you could just..." He began, before my fangs silenced his idiocy.

Nazis, White Power the fucking KKK all of them are the same type of bigots obsessed with the colour of your skin, enough to kill over it. The only differences are subtle politics and I'm not a politician. Die, you waste of my time and breath in general.

Woah... the rush is different this time as I take his everything, down to his shard itself flailing and struggling as I eat it's essence. He was an emotional guy, not a soft one but always opinionated and wild. Very different from Oni Lee. Also, as expected the majority of their rants among each other involve racial slurs.

I've also got all their names and faces and, oh my... HAHHAHAHAHA! Medhall belongs to them?! I'll be sure to write a note to Kaiser then. He can bill me.

Back to business... hmm. A breath of smoke and warm air from the side. I feel around the wall, finding a switch built into a crevice, invisible to the casual observer. The wall slides back and open on rails. Within glitters a mother-lode of weapons. It is enough to give a chill to the weapon loving side I've been nurturing after drinking so many criminals. In the words of the zeno scum: you can never have enough dakka! Crusader; fan of space racists and regular racists. Unsurprising. The armour was a give away.

But despite being a human with hobbies, a girlfriend... let's not go into intimate memories... yeah so he was nice enough in his day to day life.

Not that he didn't kill a heck of a lot of people too. He liked to set up locked room murders for the police to muddle over, the ghosts could use any weapon he chose. Sick bastard. He was Kaiser's go to man for mysterious 'accidents'. A serial killer in his spare time. I am so glad I killed you, just knowing the kind of twisted things he did makes me feel I was too merciful. Argh. Hindsight, I hate your perfect clarity.

Anyway, sorting through the arsenal. Might as well take advantage of my brute rating there too. The pistols aren't my speed, too girlish and small. Somewhere deep down I feel a slight crack in Alucard's cold exterior. Oh, you like pistols huh?

Rifles, all shapes and sizes. Too small, too light. Except this thing? Antimaterial rifle? As in antimatter? No, Crusader is screaming at me anti-tank. Much better. I'll take it. Back to window shopping... oh, explosives.

Grenades, all kinds... hmm... smoke? Put a few in the maybe pile. Teargas? A baker's dozen, mine. Flashbang? Oh yeah! Five please! Fragmentation? Got 'em already. Incendiary?! Hell yeah! Seven on the rack.

Finally we get to the big booms. How did they even...? They have a real torpedo! Brand new and shiny. US Navy printed on the side and everything. I empty out a bag filled with shotguns and pile in my collection, before pulling the pins on the frag grenades and hurling them to the torp and other explodables.

Immediately I swarm-port down the passage, swarm-port again to the entrance and leap out, landing with a mighty explosion to my back, just like a cool action movie heroine. Yeah! Please, no one notice I tripped on my own feet doing a victory jump. Damn sandals...

Now, back to Medhall for a good teleport angle.

I see Rune has woken up. She flinches as I appear and looks to have been crying, if her red eyes are an indication behind the mask.

"Oh, hello again. How do you feel? I didn't want to hurt you. It must have been tiring." I asked as she glared at me silently.

"I'm not a lesbian!" She shouted.

"I didn't say you were, but do you worry about it? You feel attraction to females, don't you?" I asked. "I won't judge you for that. I will admit I do at times too." I thought of Vicky. Yes, I could see her as attractive.

"I... I don't know..." Rune surprised me by breaking down into tears. "I'm trapped, everyone says it's sick and wrong! That I'm..."

"I know, I know. It's alright, you're not a bad person or sick. I like you." I moved over and offered her a soft pat on the head. "You are just surrounded by people who are bad for you. I'm betting you didn't join by your own choice, you were volunteered by family." I shook my head. Her story was too pitiful.

"Can I get you a warm drink or call for help?" I asked, concerned for her. "You can blame me for everything that happened. I go by the name Jiangshi."

"Can... you stay with me like this just a little more?" She asked with longing and the most endearing puppy-dog eyes I've ever seen.

I shrugged. "Okay, come here. You need a hug more than anyone I know." I opened my arms and her small frame collided with mine.

"You're so cold..." She said concerned. She looked in my eyes with a hint of worry.

"No, you're too warm for your own good." I smiled back fondly.



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♦Topic: IT'S REAL! I WAS RIGHT!
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XxxVoid_CowboyxxX
(Original Poster)
Posted on December 13, 2010:

I was so right! I saw it just now out my window!
Demons! No wait aliens! Pod people!

They marched past my house, a dozen of them looking like Merchants but not human! They're slow and all going in one direction.

I'm going to get a closer look...



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► Kittybait
Replied on December 13, 2010:
Well, nice knowing you. So long and farewell.

► HeatStroke
Replied on December 13, 2010:
Did he just commit suicide by stupidity? Someone call the Darwin Awards! We have a winner here!

► XxxVoid_CowboyxxX (Original Poster)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
Okay I was wrong.

They're Zombies! Hot damn!

► Tin Mother (Moderator)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
As funny as this is, I'm going to have to lock this thread if you don't have proof. You have ten minutes.

► XxxVoid_CowboyxxX (Original Poster)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
HERE! Pictures of a Zombie! 1,2,3.

I had to sprint!

► Bagrat (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
Is that real?

► Clockblocker (Verified Cape) (Wards ENE)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
Bullshit! This has to be photoshop!

► Tin Mother (Moderator)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
I'm afraid it's real. No evidence of tampering present in the images.

► Bagrat (The Guy In The Know) (Veteran Member)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
I don't believe it... Void Cowboy actually got a crazy theory right? It isn't make up or a Halloween costume?

Edit: Looked again, those are some vicious wounds and completely realistic. It actually looks genuine. Dear God. We'll never hear the end of this.

► XxxVoid_CowboyxxX (Original Poster)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
Well I'm going now to meet my destiny! Time to kick ass!
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► Flashlight
Replied on December 13, 2010:
Has anyone contacted the PRT yet? He's going to get himself killed.

► Tin Mother (Moderator)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
I have already informed the appropriate authorities.

► CalAmari (Verified Seafood)
Replied on December 13, 2010:
Hope he remembered his cricketbat!
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