The Bird Of Hermes [Worm alt power/crossover Hellsing Ultimate]

Non Cannon Omake 3
Warning For Marginal Behavior
Clockblocker: Before rumours start about Armsie changing his name to...

Yes! Fear the power of... The Pedomaster!
Now we just wait until someone on the street something like this happens
random civilian: "Look! It's Pedomaster!"
A random mother: "Hide the children!"
Clockblocker: "Hey, did they just ca-"
Pe-erm, Armsmaster: "Don't" *glares at ward* "I'm patrolling to avoid Assault, I nearly lost my temper earlier"
30 MINUTES EARLIER
Assault: "Hey Armsie! I heard you've finally taken an interest in the fairer gender!"
Armsmaster: "I do not know what you are referring to"
Assault: "Oh you know what I'm talking about! I just didn't expect you to be interested in something so deviant!"
Armsmaster: *sigh* "What are you talking about Assault"
Assault: "You know, deviant, not common, frowned upon, unethical, perv-"
Armsmaster: "JUST SPIT IT OUT!!"
Assault: "Jeez, alright, don't need to shout. The PHO is buzzing about how your stalking an underage high school girl and even went as far as to use a drone to steal her underwear"
Armsmaster: *stops and begins sputtering* "But i- no I-" *takes deep breath* "I didn't steal her underwear"
Assault: ".... So you ARE stalking a teenage girl. That's messed up man, not judging, but still..."
Armsmaster: *Draws up what remains of his dignity* "I-it's for research purposes. Other than that it's classified"
Assault: ".... Right, whatever you say Pedomaster"
CURRENT TIME
Clockblocker: "Really? What happened?"
Armsmaster: "....Classified"
Clockblocker: *Deadpans* "I'll just go ask Assault then"
Armsmaster: *activates digital reminder program* Note to self: Find who came up with moniker "Pedomaster" and ensure said individual never comes into contact with ward Clockblocker. Forward to Director Piggot, to ensure support. End note

Dragon chuckling: You drew a depiction of Santa Claus. It's cute.
Either Armsmaster is a terrible artist or we have a Santa hunt on our hands.
 
Non Cannon Omake 4
THE ORIGIN OF PEDOMASTER!!

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♦Topic: Armsmaster's new hobby
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Capehunter694
(Original Poster) (The Guy In The Know) (Cape Stalker) (I'm Watching You!)
Posted on January 16, 2011:

Hey every one Cape Hunter here and boy do i have some juicy gossip for you!

I was out looking for capes to photograph for my blog [Here] and i saw a drone flying outside the upstairs window of a house nearby. Following my first instinct i took a picture of it [Here] if you look closely you can see Armsmaster's symbol on the side. i was lucky to get that photo because not a second later it vanished. Curious, I climbed the tree standing in the yard in order to see why Armsmaster was sending drones into civilian homes. Lo and behold, right inside the window was what seemed to be a young girls room. Think about it. Armsmaster sending cloaked survailance drones into a young girl's bedroom. Yeah, not looking good for old Beardsmaster. Anyone else have ideas what he may have been doing?

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► xxVoid_Cowboyxx (Temp-banned)
Replied on January 16, 2011:
[This post was deleted by Moderator]

► Tin_Mother (Moderator)
Replied on January 16, 2011:
I know it's hard to keep it clean sometimes, especially with a post like this, but at least try. If not then I will lock this thread.

► Rake_N_Shake
Replied on January 16, 2011:
And Void is once again Banned.
Back on topic, maybe it's a villian's house? You never know.

► Creeplicker (Verified Pervert) (Creeper)
Replied on January 16, 2011:
Or maybe *looks both ways* he was on a panty raid!

► Assault (Verified Cape)
Replied on January 17, 2011:
Armsmaster? On a Panty Raid? Are you sure that was his drone?

EDIT - I just looked at the photos. That's his drone alright or an INCREDIBLE fake.

► Creeplicker (Verified Pervert) (Creeper)
Replied on January 17, 2011:
Called it! He was on a panty raid! And on (what appears to be) someone underage (Judging by the posters and decorations i would guess around late middle school to early highschool age).

► MollifiedMom (Mother)
Replied on January 17, 2011:
Oh my word! My Daughter is around that age! What if that was MY house! If i find that he has been spying on my daughter he is going to get a beat down! Powers or no!

(@Creeplicker - i'm morbidly curious about how you would know her age by her decorations but i'm not going to question it)

► Lockingbane (Verified Weirdo) (That One Crazy Guy)
Replied on January 17, 2011:
Wow, Parental Fury FTW.

Armsmaster I dub thee Pedomaster!!
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AND THUS A LEGEND IS BORN
 
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Amy... or Panacea in costume was a bit more reluctant to engage in idle conversation, unlike Vicky. As she poked each of the criminals to get a reading on their health she confirmed that I had not killed them or fatally injured them. Just severely injured/crippled them for life. I can live with that. Amy certainly could.

I was taken aback by just how little she care for their welfare, but then she did see first hand the full details of their work on the blonde girl napping upstairs under Laserdream's care. She made sure they weren't going to choke to death on their own vomit and gave other simple medical tips for the average brute. Where to hit that won't leave serious injuries, how to hit them so that it wouldn't show on typical tests... that sort of stuff. I was starting to feel a bit of repressed anger and aggression there. But it is the kind of stuff I need to know, so I will admit I paid careful attention.

Vicky was more happy-go-lucky since she had such close access to Amy apparently, as she suggested far more brutal things with her same eager and helpful personality. The Nutcracker was apparently her favourite music composition. Followed by the Twist.

It seemed that Laserdream had called in the PRT and Protectorate while we were downstairs. When their vehicles pulled up out front and soldiers piled out I was nervous. At their head was a young man in a sleek suit and wearing a visor over his eyes... Assault.

"Heya girls! Teeth bite off more than they could chew?" He asked with a bright smile.

"Nope! New Girl decided to give them a warm Brockton Bay welcome! Then she found they had a prisoner and explosives. Amy's looked them over, they'll live. How well is their own business." Vicky replied with a broad smile. "Good to see you again!"

"New Girl? That her name? It'll get old fast." He asked looking pleased at the line.

"Nocturne... I'm calling myself Nocturne." I replied feeling shy. He's a bit much to take in all at once.

"Oh...! That's pretty good, actually." He seemed to be quite an amiable guy.

"Shame about the costume. It screams bargain basement." Vicky added.

Amy shook her head at that, wincing. "No tact as usual, Vicky."

I glared at the traitor.

"Well it does." Vicky defended herself. "We have to get you something better."

Oh. That might not be so bad, actually. "I'll have to think about it."

"As much as I'd like to talk makeovers and the inevitable sleepovers and pillow fights, or what I assume teenage girls do when they get together anyway... you mentioned a prisoner?" Assault asked, with amusement. I guess he knows if Panacea is here anything that can be fixed has been already, so no worries.

"On the roof with Crystal. She'll be glad to see it's you and not the cranky beardo." Vicky advised.

"Yes, I put her to sleep because she was in severe shock... almost catatonic. She needs a full nutrient drip and an extended rest with plenty of food and fluids. She is fairly malnourished and has a minor concussion." Amy replied. "I don't know if she'll snap out of it soon, so give her space. Her main problems now are likely to be psychological. She was caught in a grenade blast and just barely survived. She would never have survived the trip to hospital. She was lucky Crystal called us in to help."

"You heard the lady, troops! They nearly killed a young girl they kidnapped, treat them as they deserve. Like shit to wipe off your boots!" A PRT officer snapped at the men milling out of the way.

"They have quite a collection of military weapons and explosives in the room over there." Vicky called out.

"Just gets better and better. They're going to jail a long time." Assault chuckled.

As the PRT hustled in, we headed upstairs out of the way with Assault and a pair of troopers trailing.

"PRT finally here, Vicky, Amy? And it's even with Assault! My, it is a good night. I was worried I'd be grilled by the beardman again. That lie detector in his helmet must be illegal, the way he uses it." Laserdream complained.

"Give the poor guy a break, he needs that helmet to prove he's human. Otherwise the public would know he's really a sentient colony of mold growing on a cardboard box." Assault joked. "The PR teams just can't quite draw the eyes right..."

"Sentient mold? Now there's a thought..." Amy trailed off muttering.

Okay, I get it. Capes are weird. Stop rubbing it in, universe.

"These guy's will see the girl to the hospital. Will you be able to check up on her later and help her settle down as a personal favour, oh Miracle Healer of Legends?" Assault just has no serious switch does he? Or maybe it's just harder to see. He is doing his job, so I can't fault him there. I guess expecting serious from a guy who moved here to make a pair with Battery and a pun out of their names at the same time is stupid. I can see he is clever and he's thinking about everything as he looks around, he just isn't letting it show. Strange guy for a hero. Nothing like any of the others I've met.

I don't see anything dangerous, though. Especially how much Vicky and the girls of New Wave like him. So he's a smooth, personable type that likes to wind the more serious people up? That competent trait of his must be why he's doing so well, even with all the jokes.

"I'll try, but I can't make any promises. I'm not good at that stuff, you know that." Amy answered, a little harshly.

"What do you mean, you're genuine and won't sugar coat things. Even if they don't love you, the person they owe their life, they should respect you." He smiled. "Or we can go for terror and an iron fist approach if you want, but no one would take you seriously."

"Aw, come on I'd make a great tyrant! Vicky, my steed. Let us away." Amy chortled. "But seriously we should be going soon. Carol's going to yell at us for skipping out so late on a night before school."

"Yeah, not even my aura's going to save me from that one..." Vicky added. "Well it's been fun. Nocturne can you type in my number? I'd like to meet later, maybe help pick you something better than... this." She gestured her hands at me.

"You suggested all of my costume like that!" I complained.

"Hmm. Well the hat can stay, if you like. It is a nice one." She nodded. "But the rest of it no. Just no. It offends my eyes. It needs cleansing fire and an exorcist."

Grumbling but inwardly happy I typed in her number and then rejoiced when Crystal gave me hers too. Assault helpfully gave me hot-lines for the PRT and Protectorate as well. Amy just stayed silent though, wonder what that's about.

Crystal left with the Dallon sisters, leaving me with just the troopers the girl and Assault. Hey, don't leave me alone like this! My dose of social interaction was over. Rats.

"So, you want to join the Wards? They're a fun bunch, if you ignore the psychopath that just got sprung from jail." Psychopath? Sprung?

"Shadow Stalker got free?!" I shouted.

He looked at me closely with a little more care. "Yeah. Lung took her. Probably to force her to work for him. He likes to use Oni Lee to herd people to him when he's ramped up and secure his territory. Two movers that are hard to hit? He'll be making his big move soon. The city's on the verge of a gang war." He said with a serious tone.

"Fuck." I muttered. She'll be after my head. I picked up my phone and rang Dad.

It picked up.

"Listen, you need to..." I began.

"Nuh uh. You need to listen, you little cunt." A female voice said on the other end. "Because I've got your Dad and I'm not in a nice mood, you get me?"

"Sophia!" I snarled. I started running home at the sound. The jump from the roof to the road barely registering as I sprinted. Assault shouted something but I didn't hear it.

"I want you to come alone to the address I will text you. Don't bother going home, he isn't there. Well some of him is, since I got a bit of attitude from the old bastard." She was dead. Fucking dead meat.

I ground my teeth in fury. I could feel my thirst growing and with it my anger. I wanted to smash her into paste. Bleed her dry.

"Hello?" She asked in a sickeningly sweet voice. "Still there Taylor? You wanted a fight, so let's fight. No rules, no limits, winner take all. If you don't show I'll take your Dad's..."

"Don't hurt my Dad!" I yelled.

"What? You think I shouldn't? I mean you made it personal when you outed me, didn't you? Well I want to return the favour." She snickered.

"Fuck you Sophia! I'm going to bury you for this, you absolute bitch!" I screamed in fury.

*****

Alucard smiled the razor fangs of a deadly killer as he rested in her psyche, revelling in the swirling emotions of his youngest. Finally it was time for her to stretch her wings a little. Pushed by rushing highs and lows, hunger, hatred... she was finally showing her true self. A monster, beautiful and unique. Ready to bathe the world in blood. He relished these tantalizing moments, before the true show began...

"Break your chains to bring them dread and doom, Feisty Girl." He said, wishing her well in his own way. "Mercy is for the weak."

*****

"Oh... I'm so scared." Sophia mocked. "Took you long enough to grow a pair!"

I was close. That bitch kept ringing me, just to taunt me. Well fine. She seems to misunderstand our relationship. Welcome to the food chain Sophia. Predator and prey, for real.

She landed on the road ahead of me, several dozen yards away.

"Look at this shit, so you were a cape after all. You sure got me good with that sucker punch with the cameras and gangs." She spat out, her face bare over her costume. "Trashy as all hell too, aren't ya? Never would have figured it of you."

"Says someone who is black, inside and out." I spat back.

"Playing the race card are we, Rainbow Sparkle?" She sneered.

"Who said anything about race? You're rotten to the core." I raised a fist. "Now tell me where my Father is or I'll beat it from you!"

"Wow, you really did grow a big head after all of that, didn't you? Let me help you with that." She said, as she reached behind her cloak and pulled out a pistol. "Doesn't matter if you're a brute or have a forcefield. A phased bullet goes through everything. Let's ventilate that skull of yours, bitch."

The first bullet was a miss. Not even close.

"Recoil's different..." She muttered. "Gotta compensate a bit more."

I was running at her immediately. I'll smash your face in!

The second went through my hair.

I had a moment of clarity... this is because her leg's still injured isn't it. They didn't get Panacea to heal her, eh? She can't run and arrow like usual. My mouth split into a wide smile. She's mine.

"Stupid piece of shit gun!" She shot again, as I was within a yard.

The bullet caught my thigh, tripping me up. I tumbled away to the side as it stopped working.

Laughing she bore down on me, unloading the clip on me fully. Foot, leg, kneecap, femur... she really took that track star thing seriously didn't she? Left hand, belly, chest mid torso. That last one was too close. I stumbled onto my hands and knees and started to get up, prompting her to put the barrel to my left eye and pull the trigger. My head snapped back and the pain was incredible.

She was laughing as my blood splattered on her face.

I lowered my face, looking her in the eye with a smile, a great grin. Then I started laughing too. It was so funny. All this time I hated her so much and did nothing. I wanted to be better than her. And she wanted the same thing for me. For me to better myself by resisting! Hysterical!

Her face froze in a sickly smile as she looked me in the eye and eye socket.

"I'm sorry Sophia, I don't believe we've been introduced. I am Nocturne and I eat people." My voice was so gleeful I was sure I was insane. But what's insanity anyway? The world is already crazy. I'm crazy, Sophia's crazy, all of the parahumans I've met seem to be varying shades of insane. Dad's losing it. And then there's Alucard, a flaming pile of crazy. "I've been hungry all night, I'm so glad you volunteered to be dinner."

Her smile changed to a look I've never seen on her face. Fear. Oh, yes... that's the good stuff.

"You want to play with me?" I asked. "I want to play with you just as much, maybe more." I drew the knife Dad gave me. "I want to see where you ends and a corpse begins... I haven't had my turn at that yet."

She phased as I tried to cut her in half at the waist. But I wasn't dismayed. Now it was fair. Now it was a real game. She couldn't run far on that leg.

"Stalk the Stalker!" I cried out with enthusiasm. "Skin the Shadow! Slaughter the Sophia!"

"Holy fuck, what's wrong with you, Hebert?!" She retorted, still in her phased form.

I pulled down my collar and gave her a look at my fangs. "I'm not a parahuman Sophia... I'm not even a human any more. And you made me into this." I laughed hysterically again. "I should have listened. I should have just killed you back then. I was so silly. Well, Sophia, welcome to the beginning of the end of our little drama. I really want to see how long you can stay in that shadow state of yours... because I can do this all night!"

Then it hit me. Not a thought or a realization but something cruder. A sword, through the heart. I glanced down with nothing but surprise on my mind at the single-edged blade sticking through me.




Armsmaster's Master/Stranger Protocol Log 3

Present: Armsmaster (suspected), Clockblocker, Dragon (via video chat).

Observing: Director Piggot, Battery.

Armsmaster: So why are you here anyway, Clock? Not just for visual aids, to help Dragon.

Dragon: Clockblocker is here to help us test your reactions to atypical stimuli. We know how subdued your usual behaviour is. The only one we could think of to reliably be able to get you sufficiently angry would be Clockblocker, Assault or Mouse Protector. Assault is on duty and Mouse Protector is in another city without a local teleport point. Clockblocker is the best we could come up with at short notice.

Clockblocker: Yep. I'm here to annoy the heck out of you. For science!

Armsmaster: Oh god... can this day get any worse?

Clockblocker: Don't speak too soon. You're tempting Murphy...

Armsmaster: (Guttural groan)

Clockblocker: You see, as part of a carefully prepared tactical simulation...

Dragon: A prank.

Clockblocker: Right, a prank. So me and Assault had this brainwave on how to use my power to get your goat. Basically when you stepped out of your lab yesterday at 9:45 on the dot for the regular Wards briefing I froze you in the doorway and...

Armsmaster: Put laxatives in my coffee.

Clockblocker: No, that was Assault.

(Muffled screaming from Battery audible through two way mirror.)

Clockblocker: Oh man, he's going to kill me for ratting him out...

Dragon: Focus. Please.

Clockblocker: No, my brilliant plan was to mess with your screw set, you know how you have them graded by material and size? I was adding a new option: random.

Armsmaster: (Leaps over the table and starts choking Clockblocker)

(Alarms sound, PRT troops enter armed.)

Clockblocker: (Muffled) I'm okay, I froze my suit. He knew that I would. It helps him relieve stress sometimes to hit an immovable object.

Armsmaster: Sorry, sorry. It's just... I feel so violated...

Clockblocker: (Muffled) What the hell, they're just screws. Sure you're obsessive about it but that's a bit much...

Dragon: It's a tinker hot button issue. The tools, the parts are a tinker's lifeline.

Clockblocker: (Muffled) So that's why Kid Win wouldn't speak to me for a month after I used his hammer on walnuts.
 
Hahaha! I love this story! Also have you read Queen of Blood on spacebattles? Also has vampires (albeit castlevania vamps) maybe you can use it for a bit of inspiration if you need to.
 
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So did the sword actually go through her heart or did it graze it?

STRAIGHT THROUGH

Also Lockingbane the Castlevania crossover, I have read it but it wasn't quite my style. I also read all the little snippets of other Hellsing crossovers for research (and to make sure I didn't step on any toes) the closest ones had Taylor with the powers of Seras or in the role of Sir Integra (ordering Alucard to do her bidding).
 
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STRAIGHT THROUGH

Also Lockingbane the Castlevania crossover, I have read it but it wasn't quite my style. I also read all the little snippets of other Hellsing crossovers for research (and to make sure I didn't step on any toes) the closest ones had Taylor with the powers of Seras or in the role of Sir Integra (ordering Alucard to do her bidding).

Oh, okay then. I was just thinking about some of the powers QoB Taylor had and thought they were cool (armor made of blood is pretty awesome). Also can she be killed by ANYTHING piercing her heart or does it have to be wood?
 
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Oh, okay then. I was just thinking about some of the powers QoB Taylor had and thought they were cool (armor made of blood is pretty awesome). Also can she be killed by ANYTHING piercing her heart or does it have to be wood?

The answer is anything, but as with all things Hellsing related there are loopholes and death even for a vampire is rarely immediate.

She is in fact particularly susceptible, as she isn't a fully fledged killer yet.
 
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I wonder if Alucard has ever met the Hellsing Abridged version of himself, I can't quite picture his reaction (outrage, amusement, or mild fear of what his other selves might be like)
 
I wonder if Alucard has ever met the Hellsing Abridged version of himself, I can't quite picture his reaction (outrage, amusement, or mild fear of what his other selves might be like)

Amused, most likely. It might end up in a buddy cop like scenario where the original is 'too old for this shit' when the other goes out to club baby penguins or at least until he finds an event featuring babies wearing penguin onesies...

Abridged Alucard: What? There is no difference between the two and I will come after you if you say there is. Come at me Bro!*

Original Alucard: Stuck with an insane jester... it almost makes the time worthwhile...

Abridged Alucard: Wow, we are just like Batman! Even our own Joker too. I call batman!

Original Alucard: Damn.

*This does not represent the thoughts of the author or associated personalities. Just his mild insanity...
 
Amused, most likely. It might end up in a buddy cop like scenario where the original is 'too old for this shit' when the other goes out to club baby penguins or at least until he finds an event featuring babies wearing penguin onesies...

Abridged Alucard: What? There is no difference between the two and I will come after you if you say there is. Come at me Bro!*

Original Alucard: Stuck with an insane jester... it almost makes the time worthwhile...

Abridged Alucard: Wow, we are just like Batman! Even our own Joker too. I call batman!

Original Alucard: Damn.

*This does not represent the thoughts of the author or associated personalities. Just his mild insanity...

Now that has me thinking of the abridged members of hellsing meeting their counterparts. I wonder what that would be like. *Gazes into the abyss that is Abridged and adds the original*

NOPE! *runs away before the Abridged Abyss looks at the weird black window right above them*
 
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Oh fuck me, this is bad. I can already feel it, down to the very core of what makes me exist. Every twist of the blade as it enters and exits my heart. I can feel it, the same thing as the sun, magnified exponentially. The inevitable nature of my mortality, as it should be. Not even a vampire is immortal... right, just like he said. My life, it's over. I'm not strong enough, there is not enough of the thing which makes up 'me' to survive this.

I see the scraps of blood I have taken from the thug and Cricket. More than that, I stole some of their essence. The thug's confidence, his bravery. Cricket I took even more from. Her tactical sense, her weapon handling skills, her practised movements of parkour and her preference for close and personal combat. Snippets of memory too.

It bolsters me, makes me more than I was, but still not enough. I see. This is why Alucard told me to kill and drain people. Death is harsh and cannot be denied entirely. It wants a sacrifice. If I hadn't lived in the sun and slept in a coffin I wouldn't even recognize that fact. I would have been devoured entirely in moments.

I try to gather up all I have, emotion, will, determination, fear, love... not enough. There has to be more. More of everything. Was I always so tiny?

No. Fuck you, death.

I reached down and grabbed the sword blade. Looking over my shoulder I saw a horned mask, red and stern. Oni Lee. I'll eat you too, you son of a bitch!

I was fading fast. Moments left at most.

"FREEZE." I ordered.

Sophia recoiled at the words and their power. They were so weak I was actually surprised they would have any effect, least of all on the hardened killer behind me. Because he had certainly stopped, dead still.

Pushing forward I removed myself from the blade, even if the damage was already done I could move. I was dying, blood gushing unhindered from my most vital point. I turned, solitary eye burning with power. No hope. No future beyond the next few seconds.

I turned my wrath on my second killer. A man who could be in many places at once and move almost anywhere in a moment as he stood incapable of movement and solitary. Become part of me, Oni Lee!

My mouth grew and opened wider than I thought possible. Jagged, irregular fangs finding purchase in my jaw as I clamped down on his throat. The rush was absurd. The memories, the skills, the parts of a person that made them real were intense. I witnessed the fall of Kyushu. I saw the slaughter perpetrated by Leviathan. The life before that. The life after that.

I became Oni Lee.

I took the very essence of Oni Lee. Of the humble man, whose will was broken by the destruction until he became an emotionless killer. But even more than that: following the chain I took the power that had been forced on him by malicious forces. The shard squirmed and tried to flee, but it was connected to Oni Lee and I was Oni Lee. I greedily suckled at a singular fragment of the power of a false god and claimed it as my own to be devoured utterly. It had an essence, a soul and it was so very weak in comparison to the awesome might it physically possessed.

Power flooded me. I had gained something. Oni Lee's aptitude. His potential for vampiric powers. I released the corpse and turned to Sophia. My wounds healed. My clothes healed too. Funny, it takes my death to actually attune them to me. Stuck with these ugly clothes forever... I really don't mind that. A second skin. Nocturne is a part of me from now until I die.

"Shit..." Sophia staggered back a step at a hop.

"Lung sent Lee to keep an eye on you in case you got in over your head. Well, I think this qualifies." I joked. Lee agreed.

Internally I could hear laughter, Alucard sounded ecstatic. I picked up the sword at my feet, the Kanze Masamune*... a sword long thought lost to the waves. Admiring the subtle pattern of the sharpened blade I quietly retrieved the sheath and straps, putting it on over my shoulder. It was too good to use on the likes of Sophia. It will have a place of honour at home, it was not originally a tool of murder. Rest and soothe your fury. Then picked up my own knife, discarded in my haste.

When I turned around Sophia was half way down the street hobbling for her life. Pathetic.

I turned into a swarm of bugs which collapsed, reforming ahead of her. Oni Lee's power had become mine. A form of teleportation, modified by the new owner. My clothes and equipment came too, I was worried about the sword.

Sophia stopped dead in her tracks, turned pale and moved to flee again back the way she came. "Get away from me!" She screamed, firing her gun wildly at me. Phased or not, bullets didn't scare me at all now.

Oh, Lung is here now, I can hear him running. He must have heard us. He hides the fact but he does like to eavesdrop on his new employees to show a form of arrogance and preparedness if they turn traitor. Oni Lee knows everything about him, from his powers to his personality and operations.

I sheathed the knife and waited. I could hear the whistling of air as he fell from a tremendous leap. He was slow to become truly unstoppable. A quick stab to the spine at the base of his skull in the next two minutes would still paralyse. After then his scales and bones were too tough to pierce with standard weaponry, although my knife combined with my strength would probably still work for another minute.

When he landed he was very angry. He knew about Oni Lee's death. Possibly by watching from a distant vantage point. The benefit of a flying predator's eyesight, he had exceptional vision. Still merely fighting him would be crude and have no real effect. His power was beyond technique's ability to defeat.

I waited for his attention, before carefully bowing. I kept my eyes on his every movement even as I did, because only an amateur takes an opponent lightly. He seemed amused, his curiosity peaked by this.

"Manners from a gaijin? How rare." He spoke imperiously, arms folded.

"Greetings, Kenta-san. I do not wish to challenge the Dragon of Kyushu, your power is beyond mine to directly oppose. So I will offer a trade of sorts. I have all of your secrets, as you have all of mine. I will not act on my knowledge of where you hide your money and family, you in turn will reciprocate. The shadow girl has lead you into a fatal dead end. Short term, because of personal vengeance she has squandered the opportunity you offered her and placed your power base in peril. Long term she has damaged your ability to push back the Nazi scum and possibly even you will be forced to leave or die." I explained. "You are the strongest of all in this city, but against the combined forces of the Nazi you are lacking in flexibility. So my offer is this: in return for two favours I will never turn my wrath on you and your men for as long as we are at peace."

"Some of this is true." Lung nodded. "My position is precarious. Even a great boulder pushed with enough leverage can be removed."

"So when you heard my secret, you did not hear the main point." I replied.

"What would that be jiangshi (vampire)?" He asked, intrigued.

"That what I am requires blood to pass as human. That what I am requires it daily and my honour demands it to be from those I deem to be reprehensible. So my offer is simple and solves your problem. I will hunt Nazis for my meals." I smiled coldly as his eyes widened. "I will be a distraction for you to use to consolidate and reassert yourself. I do this because your knowledge of who my father is makes this my only goal. I cannot betray you without consequence. Besides, it would not be the first time: I am the one who crushed Cricket."

"What are your terms?" He asked, looking at me with a piercing glare.

"Stop the forced sex trade, move on to a less distasteful business. I don't care about prostitution as long as it is consensual. Hurting innocent people for money is where I draw my line." I shrugged. "I feel sorry for them and know this is the best way to end it. By asking you."

"This is a heavy thing to ask. It will harm my plans." Lung said carefully.

"It is a terrible thing and weakens your hold over the city. You fight Nazis. People who kill and hate others over skin colour and race. You are not like this, you have no need to stoop to their level. Placing yourself as a more attractive option would redeem you in the eyes of many. You need to change your methods slightly and cease the most unsavoury businesses, but imagine the resources and options available if you stop limiting yourself. You have already made the first step, taking that wretch Shadow Stalker. Pulling out the roots of the Nazi regime is a powerful rallying cry." I explained.

"Go on." Lung seemed interested.

"If you base your claim to the city on driving out the Nazi then you have access to all their enemies, of every race and sexual orientation. That is no small number. As it is, your gang is too small. Too focused on race. But just like you opened your arms to Shadow Stalker you can open your arms to other races. How many are there, really? You do not even need to fully adopt them into your organization, simply add them as a loose confederation of neutrals and potential allies in any conflict. The Nazis are holding a race war; turn that fact on your enemy." I smiled widely and gestured expansively. "Make it a war of Us versus the Nazis. Not merely Asians versus the Nazis. You will find a virtual flood of aid as that fact becomes public knowledge." I smirked. "Because no one rational wants to be on their side. You have to become the reasonable choice. Pragmatism is a powerful force if used properly."

"You have not named your other term yet." Lung pointed out.

"I would ask for Sophia's head on a pike but that would make your situation hopeless and my demands untenable. So a compromise. She remains yours, under a short leash. I did not come here to harm you or yours, but was forced to do so. Keep the fool. She is wilful and cruel and will test you when she can see a weakness. A coward through and through. As long as she has no further contact with my father I have no reason to rip out her spine and make a cup from her skull." I looked at Sophia as she trembled behind Lung. "And yes, I mean every word Sophia."

Lung chuckled softly. "That is acceptable. To lose both would be too much. Can you work alongside us if we do face the Nazi? I promise you the blood you need and appropriate reward in repayment for the deed."

"Oh, I will join you on any major push or offer distraction if you desire. Reward while appreciated would not be necessary. No, I like the simple joys of hearing the cracking of bone and the spray of blood. That they are Nazis just makes it more fun." I replied. "Sophia has my father's phone. Return it with the appropriate numbers installed and take my own from it. It was a pleasure meeting you Kenta-san. You not so much, Sophia. Pray we do not meet as enemies ever again."

I swarm-ported to a high point some two miles away and then focused back the way I came. A little more to the South and I'll have the angle right. Swarm-porting to a smaller building with a better angle I could at last see my new target, a small abandoned home with a small number of ABB guards.

*****

"Why didn't you kill her?!" Sophia screeched. Her new start was already a dead end. She was stunned as Lung struck her across the face hard enough to tear up the inside of her cheek.

"Because unlike the disappointment you are, she is a fearsome one. She did not directly say so, but if I had forced her to fight she could have disabled me temporarily and then damaged my operations, perhaps irrevocably. She did not merely kill Oni Lee, she took his memories as she did. Much of this referenced past discussions and debates we have shared on the subject of this city. With that movement ability, we could not strike her down." Lung glared at Sophia. "And you provoked her into all of this. You forget the most important thing, that my face and reputation is worth more than yours. She gave me face and offered hints for a valuable opportunity. For this I will kill you myself if you provoke her further."

"But when you have the city, she'll turn on you!" Sophia argued, rubbing her sore face.

"That is true, but that is in the far future. For now she is precious as a tool." Lung replied. "Patience is a virtue you lack it seems. All things change. But an enemy who is trapped in a mutual destruction pact with you can be very useful while we both keep our word. She would be a fool not to watch for any changes I make to hide our vulnerabilities. So when the time comes it must be when we are fully prepared to deal with her for good."

*****

Appearing inside the building was child's play, as I had a nice view of the rear kitchen window. Dad was still here. I winced at his bruised face and torn ear. Tied by rope to the chair he seemed to have been stabbed in the right hand several times. Psycho bitch. Still just like the scorpion she will make a mistake because it is her nature. That is when I'll be there, to take everything she has left away.

He groans as I untie him, he remains silent but recognizes me. I lend him a shoulder and simply walk out the front door. The guards are immediately alerted and raise guns. Two words stop them from shooting.

"Call Lung." I told them.

They did so. At least his reputation is rock solid, no one steps on his toes and lives through it. Until tonight at least. I was sweating bullets for a bit there and all but babbling, trying to talk him into a path that was not direct annihilation for us both. Because I was certain I wouldn't be the victor in any confrontation there. I wouldn't die but I wouldn't be able to live either. Not with everything he knows. Being outed as a vampire was infinitely worse than being outed as a cape. Slaughterhouse Nine worse. Because that would be who I would be compared to. Or worse. They actually hear about it and try to recruit me.

That was a scary thought. Even just them visiting Brockton Bay was trouble. Even if they are only eight right now. Crawler and the Siberian are out of my league. For now.

The call is short and they look at me with some fear. Yes, I know. Jiangshi. Spread it around more, why don't you. No wonder they call him Lung, he cannot stop talking about everything to everyone. Deep ethical questions are good for the wise ruler shtick you have going, how does that work when you order pizza? Sounding like a fortune cookie had a child with 'The Art of War' does not help people take you seriously. Or at least those of us not seven foot tall and covered in muscles and tattoos.

As the ABB members look to be leaving I stop them.

"Give us a ride back to where you took him. His keys and wallet too. Lung told you to do as I asked, didn't he. Take us back and you can go. Or not and be on his bad side. I can assure you he is not in a pleasant mood right now." I added. With the loss of Oni Lee he would be livid. He wouldn't mind the fact I killed his long term companion so much as a valuable, known quantity. Lee could hold back the majority of the E88 for hours at a time.

The ABB thugs hesitated to argue or even grumble, once their leader's orders had been invoked. The trip was short and I helped Dad back into the house, even cleaned up the floor and dressed his wounds. Looking like a boxer after a rough fight his face was swollen and lips split. It must be too painful to talk. I got some Tylenol and an ice pack to help the swelling.

Then as he sat there silently, I explained how things were and how they had to be for us to remain safe. He looked equal parts angry and sick as I told him about Lee and the bargain with Lung. About my time with New Wave and then I told him about how I died in the alley. He never said a word, but at the end he just hugged me. I could feel how weak he was, smell he had opened the wound on his hand. And for the first time since my death I cried.

*****

The being that was once called Oni Lee rose in the early dawn. It shuffled away in search of food.



Armsmaster's Master/Stranger Protocol Log part 3

Present: Armsmaster (suspected), Clockblocker, Dragon (via video chat).

Observing: Director Piggot, Battery.

Armsmaster: Is this torture session over yet? I have screws to sort, apparently.

Clockblocker: Actually my prank wasn't the main point. Let me ask you, did you notice?

Armsmaster: (Uncertainly) No. I didn't. That's not like me.

Clockblocker: I expected you to explode in a matter of minutes after finding out, but instead... nothing. Nada. Zilch. That's when I got scared. An Armsmaster who doesn't fly off the handle at trivial stuff like that isn't the Armsmaster I know. So I checked in with Dragon, since you're so lovey dovey together.

Dragon: (Sounding happy) Which is when I investigated a little and was quite disturbed by your reactions. You were busy building, so busy you barely even spoke to me. That is unusual, even for you. What were you building?

Armsmaster: I was building a new version of my suit and fixing up one of my old halberd designs.

Clockblocker: I got a glance at it, but had to leave since I was worried your stasis lock would time out. It isn't like your usual designs at all. Which is another reason I was concerned you were a fake, Armsie.

Armsmaster: Different? How different? It was just a suit, upgraded in a couple of areas. The aesthetics shouldn't have changed that mu...

Clockblocker: It was fifteen feet tall.

Armsmaster: I'm sorry, what? I must have misheard.

Dragon: You were building in a macro scale instead of your usual practice of microscopic components. Tracing the parts you ordered three days ago it is roughly two tons of composite materials and circuitry, the battery pack alone makes up a full third of the weight. Unless you are building a suit to punch Behemoth in the face, it is too excessive. Current predictions on power supply alone suggest it will only be active a total of an hour before it melts down and becomes unusable. It uses more energy in a second than most of your suits use in their lifetime of service.

Armsmaster: Thats... absurd.

Dragon: My current hypothesis is that not only did the master power of Subject B effect you mentally it also inverted your powers and prevented you from noticing. So instead of efficient and small, you are building briefly active but powerful devices that burn through energy like mad.

Clockblocker: Trump bullshit! Wait... if he got me too... would I create people who move at the speed of light forever? Or instantly age to death at a touch?

Dragon: Considering it seems malicious but limited, the latter I would assume.

Clockblocker: Cool! I can finally use corny lines like 'The bell tolls for thee' or 'The time of your death has come'. So many clock and death related puns!

Armsmaster: Can you let me see the armour? I'm curious what it looks like.

Clockblocker: Like Squealer built it with good materials. It is a different colour too. Bright red.

Armsmaster: Red? Why red? My colour is blue.

Clockblocker: Because red goes faster!


Footnote:
( * This Katana actually exists in a museum in Tokyo, a gift from Masamune the famous swordsmith to a Noh theatre troop and is regarded as a national treasure. )
 
Ghoul or Vampire. That is the question. I'm guessing Ghoul due to the whole "being that once was Oni-Lee" thing.
 
Ghoul or Vampire. That is the question. I'm guessing Ghoul due to the whole "being that once was Oni-Lee" thing.
I'm thinking Ghoul personally, though more because it said that he "rose in the early dawn", and to me that indicates that the sun didn't destroy him. Now I admit, I could be missing something, hell, I probably am missing something but even after reading Alucard's explanation of Vampires to Taylor, I'm still a little confused on what exactly their Traits and Capabilities are. I know that @Grey Dragon said they'd be different from regular Hellsing Vampires, but I think I'm missing how.
 
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